Speaker 1: It does seem similar to like around that time, like
Speaker 1: a five six year old it was Christmas and I
Speaker 1: like rolled up a napkin and put it, put the
Speaker 1: end of it in the fire and like tried to
Speaker 1: smoke it, and my mom like slapped it out of
Speaker 1: my hand and she said, there's not even anything in
Speaker 1: that ship. Like that was the important thing, Not that
Speaker 1: I had tried to even smoked or whatever. It was
Speaker 1: just like, you're so stupid, you didn't even put anything
Speaker 1: in it. She's like, my man, you're not gonna feel nothing.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? My crown chips in your Mansquala
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Speaker 1: It's so good to be here. What a what an
Speaker 1: intro and also just that that introduction song just really
Speaker 1: gets you in the mood. You know, it's got the
Speaker 1: vibe situation. But then we're talking about racist koalas and like,
Speaker 1: you know, all that stuff feels just right. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: start accusing animals of being racist, and you're like, I'm ready,
Speaker 1: I'm in it. You know it though, you know dogs
Speaker 1: have that problem. Certain Oh, we've had a few episodes
Speaker 1: where we've had to unpack the racist tendencies of certain
Speaker 1: dogs and and the dog's owners frankly, but the dogs
Speaker 1: themselves as well. And you're not wrong. There there's a
Speaker 1: fair amount of evidence that dogs can be racist. Evidence,
Speaker 1: actual evidence. I mean, yeah, well you see them, you
Speaker 1: see them grountle it us. It doesn't take much o
Speaker 1: their digging and sort of see the way they react,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I guess it's motherfucker's racist. There it is.
Speaker 1: I I'm excited you're here because you came with a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that I would say. It's why it's broad.
Speaker 1: We've talked about sort of the full breath of it,
Speaker 1: but it also has so much of sort of down
Speaker 1: homeleess that I think many of our listeners are going
Speaker 1: to be able to relate to. It really feels like
Speaker 1: an at home kind of conspiracy theory, and it the
Speaker 1: best way we could phrase that. You and I talked
Speaker 1: ahead of time, but you said, my mama told me.
Speaker 1: Mama could make it better at home. Always. It's always
Speaker 1: been like that. It really has well. And it's interesting
Speaker 1: too because we're blending. Like, you know, my mom and
Speaker 1: everybody from my mom's side is from New Orleans. You know,
Speaker 1: when you go back to New Orleans, that's that that's
Speaker 1: that earthy ship. That's that stuff where you're like, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, you haven't got to go out
Speaker 1: and get it from white people or anybody really, because
Speaker 1: we grow this ship or it'll be in the cabinet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get it from the root. There's there's somewhere that
Speaker 1: you get the medicinal things you need from. Yeah. They
Speaker 1: got a little BlackBerry tree in the back and that
Speaker 1: can you know that's magic? Yeah? Yeah, And so you
Speaker 1: your mom is from New Orleans, she like from there
Speaker 1: or is it just her people are from there? No,
Speaker 1: she born to raise New Orleans. She looked over she
Speaker 1: moved over here young like kind of part of that
Speaker 1: right after her came Betsy. You know, there's there's gotta
Speaker 1: be a hurricane and then the exodus, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like a came and then an exodus is
Speaker 1: sort of the cyclical nature of what happens in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: And so she was definitely part of, you know, this
Speaker 1: wave of Creoles from New Orleans to Los Angeles, because
Speaker 1: by the way, there's there's a lot of there's a
Speaker 1: lot of Creoles in l A Wait a minute, I
Speaker 1: did not know that. I I think I've always assumed
Speaker 1: that all the black people and and and Blackish people
Speaker 1: in l A Are just, uh, they just mixed with
Speaker 1: Mexican somehow. You know. That's the thing. That's the thing
Speaker 1: with creoles, right, You might not know. They might just
Speaker 1: be they might just be lurking out in those streets.
Speaker 1: And I mean, you know, nowadays it'll be like Creole
Speaker 1: is black in America. But obviously there's a history of
Speaker 1: like where where were they? Where were you? You know,
Speaker 1: and just the complications of how that all was a
Speaker 1: passing ship like that. Yeah, I mean, it is one
Speaker 1: of the more frustrating things I imagine that if I
Speaker 1: weren't American I would hate about America is that we
Speaker 1: do dissolve everything down to like it's most basic answer.
Speaker 1: It's like these people have like this rich history and
Speaker 1: culture and experience and then we go, yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: black dog and so crazy. But by the way, my
Speaker 1: mom does that to me too, you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 1: there's just times where I've been like, like, people ask
Speaker 1: what I am and I'll be like, I'm Creole and Romanian,
Speaker 1: you know, my father's like Jewish Romanian or whatever, and
Speaker 1: she'll just be like, you just sound like you're trying
Speaker 1: to not sound black by like getting specific with that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's absolutely not what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 1: And she'll be like, you know, you know what you are.
Speaker 1: You know, so you and I'm a nick like I'm
Speaker 1: I'm gone. Just a back and forth situation to drill
Speaker 1: it in that very young situation of her being like,
Speaker 1: don't go around and just be confusing about who you are.
Speaker 1: You're black. Yeah, I I feel very fortunate. I also
Speaker 1: have a Jewish father, and in a didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't yeah, h yeah, I I in a different way.
Speaker 1: My dad sat me down earlier early and was like,
Speaker 1: hey man, you're black, Like like, let's not play this
Speaker 1: game where like you spend a bunch of time trying
Speaker 1: to convince the world that this is more complicated than
Speaker 1: it is. Like even if you you should think about
Speaker 1: your history and sort of like all of like the
Speaker 1: things that come with that, but as far as the
Speaker 1: way the world is gonna see you and treat you,
Speaker 1: you are a black man and you need to be
Speaker 1: aware of that and not sort of like skirting that
Speaker 1: because of some you know, so fascinating and Pops had
Speaker 1: that conversation with you. Yeah, And I feel very grateful
Speaker 1: that he was someone that had that conversation with me,
Speaker 1: because I feel like had it come from my mom,
Speaker 1: it would have felt like she was trying to sway
Speaker 1: me in a way, you know, in her direction, as
Speaker 1: whereas coming from my dad, it's like, oh no, this
Speaker 1: is just the way it is, and I need to
Speaker 1: be aware of that. That is a beautiful thing. That's
Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. Yeah. I feel like my dad was
Speaker 1: definitely aware of it, but he he more was just
Speaker 1: like he would I feel like he was a little
Speaker 1: quieter about it and was like, I know she's gonna
Speaker 1: be crazy for him out there, but like, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to talk to him about it.
Speaker 1: So then my mom would sup in and she'd be
Speaker 1: like you again, and don't let anybody or no whatever,
Speaker 1: that's what your situation is. Yeah, I think it's so
Speaker 1: funny because I definitely can see, even as like a
Speaker 1: father to a white father to a black child, how
Speaker 1: complicated that probably must feel to be like yo, despite
Speaker 1: you being as me, what you got on the other
Speaker 1: side of that half sort of supersedes a lot of
Speaker 1: what my experience and and sort of culture is bringing
Speaker 1: to the table in this way. Right, absolutely, And but
Speaker 1: it is interesting too, and and then I know we'll
Speaker 1: get to these conspiracy theories of black mama's but just
Speaker 1: because we're here and also Jewish, keep the rample going
Speaker 1: back Jewish father. Well, the Jewish father and the black
Speaker 1: mother is a specific one, you know, because I feel like,
Speaker 1: to be honest, a lot of the time it is
Speaker 1: like a black father and a and a white mother,
Speaker 1: you know, or or not a lot of the time.
Speaker 1: But most of the time when I encounter mix people,
Speaker 1: that's the mix. I think that me a more common mix.
Speaker 1: And I would argue, and this is a controversial take
Speaker 1: that not a lot of people like I think it's
Speaker 1: the worst mix. I think that's the I think that's
Speaker 1: the one that makes you weird. I think you want
Speaker 1: is a black mama. That's the one that saves you,
Speaker 1: you know what, crazy too because like I also do
Speaker 1: feel like the black mama, white white white daddy, we
Speaker 1: kind of come out looking better on the side of town,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that's the right type
Speaker 1: of swirl. So not not just not to hate on y'all,
Speaker 1: but I do have to say this is the right way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you fucked up anybody who. But also the interesting thing
Speaker 1: is just with Jewish in general, right, like there is
Speaker 1: a there is a sense of oppression that they probably
Speaker 1: went through, you know what I mean, Like being Jewish.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's like some waspy ship that we
Speaker 1: have on the other side, there's some you know, we
Speaker 1: were all on the same sign together with dogs, you
Speaker 1: know what, not being led out of Yeah, and at
Speaker 1: some point the Jews and the dogs got taken off
Speaker 1: that sign and it was just niggas, but just niggas.
Speaker 1: But no, I do think in that way it at
Speaker 1: least allows for a little cross pollination in the ways
Speaker 1: that we talk about identity and culture in this country.
Speaker 1: Right is having parents who at least can relate on
Speaker 1: some level with that experience, as opposed to, like you said,
Speaker 1: if it's if it's like some rich, waspy family and
Speaker 1: then a black sort of like New Orleans type vibe,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna have a bunch to to really connect
Speaker 1: on until they can't, until it's like, oh wait, we
Speaker 1: are in America, and this does all of a sudden
Speaker 1: get super binary, and it's just like now, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, we don't understand each other at all. At
Speaker 1: least that's what happened in my family. I got you well, okay,
Speaker 1: you hinted at it. Tell me a little bit more
Speaker 1: about the specifics that we sort of lived in with
Speaker 1: with this very sort of sexy general conspiracy theory. Well,
Speaker 1: the most yeah, and to get super specific, the most
Speaker 1: kind of visceral image I had is like of being
Speaker 1: super young. This is me like five six years old
Speaker 1: or whatever, having a a mcbug and I'm just going
Speaker 1: to town in the toilet puking, right, and then it's
Speaker 1: like you're throwing up so much you can't really see
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just the stream and sounds,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's just a blur of sound and movement,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, there's this image of
Speaker 1: this dark liquid in a small glass and I just
Speaker 1: hear my mother's voice being like, drink this, and and
Speaker 1: it just gets kind of put in front of me
Speaker 1: and I'm like what is and she's like, just drink it.
Speaker 1: And there's there's an aroma to it. I don't really
Speaker 1: know what liquor smells like, you know, and then say
Speaker 1: grab it up, throw it back, and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden it's the most burn like, it's the burning ist,
Speaker 1: smokingest thing that I've encountered at that stage of my
Speaker 1: five six year old life. And it's whiskey, and it's whiskey,
Speaker 1: you know, and you know, it pretty much gets puked
Speaker 1: up immediately, but probably twenty minutes later like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: not doing I'm not throwing up anymore, kind of settled,
Speaker 1: and and that's really like the sort of I guess
Speaker 1: the beginnings of being like she has all these different
Speaker 1: things that she can point to that are just really
Speaker 1: accessible and around the house, like I mean, whiskey just
Speaker 1: being right there, but they too where it's like this
Speaker 1: will fix you in a way that other things, you
Speaker 1: know that robotestin or whatever might not or modern medicine
Speaker 1: can't do what Jim Beam has been doing for us
Speaker 1: for generations exactly. So your mom is very much a
Speaker 1: person who and I feel like this is this is
Speaker 1: probably on the cusp of homeopathic, let's say, is somebody
Speaker 1: who leans towards at least trying the things that are
Speaker 1: are local and within reach as opposed to taking you
Speaker 1: to a doctor or some sort of like pharmacy to
Speaker 1: solve your problems. Absolutely, and by the way she was
Speaker 1: like she was also on like organic foods before organic
Speaker 1: foods was really you know, and like like growing up
Speaker 1: in l A, like before it was Whole Foods, it
Speaker 1: was this place called Mrs Guches. Whoa that's a problematic name,
Speaker 1: Mr Mr Yeah, Mrs Guches was the one who you know,
Speaker 1: she was. I mean, I don't know if there really
Speaker 1: wasn't Mrs Gouch, but there probably was Mrsuch but the
Speaker 1: Mrs Gooch got bought up by Whole Foods. But she
Speaker 1: was the one who had all the organic foods. And
Speaker 1: she would, you know, she would be like, this is
Speaker 1: what you have to eat if you want to live forever.
Speaker 1: Ship it always had eat these carrots if you want to,
Speaker 1: you know, have better eyesight. Yeah, I would be like, okay,
Speaker 1: well then I'm gonna eat these carrots up because I'm squinting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like to see better. I'll say, I'll follow your carrot dreams.
Speaker 1: I can do that. Well, let me ask you this,
Speaker 1: how much of this have you then carried into your
Speaker 1: own life? Are you a person who who continues to
Speaker 1: sort of live with like these homeopathic tendencies? Are you? Like, Nah,
Speaker 1: I did it, the carrots didn't work. I still wear glasses.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I'm I'm gonna go eat McDonald's. I do
Speaker 1: wear glasses. But it's it's in, it's in me, you know.
Speaker 1: Like I'm absolutely still following the homeopathic training. I mean
Speaker 1: I try not to be like, nah, fuck modern medicine,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna just go it on my own out here.
Speaker 1: But but no, but I do. I do absolutely believe
Speaker 1: that like there are the things in nature and the
Speaker 1: things and like things that we didn't think like because
Speaker 1: it started earlier, like with Grandma with like baking soda,
Speaker 1: clearing your throat, you know, or or like toothpaste. When
Speaker 1: I got a little bit odor, My Grandma would be
Speaker 1: like put toothpaste on your pimple. There there's nothing better, No,
Speaker 1: like pimple cream is gonna be better for you than
Speaker 1: just a little dollarp of toothpaste. I will say that
Speaker 1: that to that point, I felt a type of and
Speaker 1: I don't know how you felt when these things sort
Speaker 1: of got presented to you, but I felt a type
Speaker 1: of relief when I found out that that was at
Speaker 1: least an option, because then it wasn't there. There was
Speaker 1: less of like this shame that I had to carry in, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta solve this problem of how to get these
Speaker 1: pimples off my face. It's like, all right, I got
Speaker 1: what's needed right at hand, and I just need to
Speaker 1: figure out how to apply it the way that's gonna
Speaker 1: make it so that I'm you know, not ugly anymore,
Speaker 1: absolutely exactly, and and just all the different stuff, like
Speaker 1: you know, just it's all it's it goes back to you.
Speaker 1: You got everything you need, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you always have everything you need in the cabinet,
Speaker 1: in the garden or whatever, as long as you can,
Speaker 1: you know, as long as you know how to how
Speaker 1: to put those things together in the right way, and
Speaker 1: you know, where they go, like toothpaste might not only
Speaker 1: go on team that like that. You just gotta open
Speaker 1: up your mind to what different things you gotta do.
Speaker 1: You can go everybody right now should just go look
Speaker 1: into their cabinet and see different ship and be like
Speaker 1: what else could this be used? Yeah, open open your
Speaker 1: crunchy third eye and you figure out how you can
Speaker 1: apply these things in a in a more functional way.
Speaker 1: And know that it probably came as like you know,
Speaker 1: from Africa on the on the Juju train, you know,
Speaker 1: like they were doing like juju and that then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden became like, okay, we can now we
Speaker 1: can now put this into a whole other situation. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well that's what makes it so fascinating, especially because you
Speaker 1: you're sort of talking about your New Orleans roots and
Speaker 1: and your your family's New Orleans roots. Here is that
Speaker 1: so many of these things I feel like they were
Speaker 1: just sort of made up by a lady, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, where it's just like a lady was like,
Speaker 1: give the baby some whiskey, see what happens. But it
Speaker 1: is to your point, much more rooted in like a
Speaker 1: real history, where like I'm sure whatever is in whiskey
Speaker 1: at some point was being used to settle stomachs and
Speaker 1: cure colds. And then at some point we didn't have
Speaker 1: that exact medicine or roots or whatever the funk it was,
Speaker 1: and so we found it in whiskey again and we're like,
Speaker 1: fun it, give the baby some some jamison and let's
Speaker 1: see what happens. Well, and you know, and that stuff
Speaker 1: has been proven a lot of the times. And it's
Speaker 1: crazy because you don't you don't want to just only
Speaker 1: rely on this stuff. But you think about like even
Speaker 1: you know, we both we both got young babies like
Speaker 1: breast milk and ship. You know, for a while they
Speaker 1: were basically like, you're not getting everything you need from
Speaker 1: breast milk. You need to take this formula. And that
Speaker 1: was a crazy thing to be pushing on women, to
Speaker 1: be like, no, this form love is going to be
Speaker 1: better for your child because of whatever the hell they said.
Speaker 1: Where it's like mom's got everything up in them, up
Speaker 1: in them, up in them titties. You just let it flow,
Speaker 1: let it flow into the baby's mouth and they will
Speaker 1: be taken care of. So it's especially when you think
Speaker 1: about where in the middle of middle I guess it
Speaker 1: is a tough word at this point, but we are
Speaker 1: still facing down a pandemic, a global pandemic, whether whether
Speaker 1: we want to deal with it or not. And and
Speaker 1: one of the things that we discovered was that, you know,
Speaker 1: breastfeeding is an option for being able to to protect
Speaker 1: our daughter, protect children in general from the potential you know,
Speaker 1: risks of COVID that like, because my wife gets vaccinated,
Speaker 1: breast milk does allow for some transference of like whatever
Speaker 1: antibodies the baby might need to be able to be
Speaker 1: a little more safe in the face of you know,
Speaker 1: whatever this virus is. Absolutely but and that's what's crazy though,
Speaker 1: because then on the flip side is like people, you know,
Speaker 1: people will take like our own immunity or whatever to
Speaker 1: this other degree. Like all the things that we're talking
Speaker 1: about can also be used in a way that's like
Speaker 1: we don't even need the vaccination, Like what's the point
Speaker 1: of having that stuff? And that's that's when all this
Speaker 1: stuff gets tricky and sort of like what is the conspiracy?
Speaker 1: Is the conspiracy that like we should be listening to
Speaker 1: like our mothers doing, you know, grabbing stuff from the
Speaker 1: backyard and you repurposing other things in the cabinet for
Speaker 1: our own benefit that we already have, or is the
Speaker 1: conspiracy that like none of that ship works and we
Speaker 1: need to rely on you know, vaccines, what it just gets.
Speaker 1: It's all like you know, it goes to one extreme
Speaker 1: or the other when you're trying. I think what I
Speaker 1: think to your point the dangerous that we're in a
Speaker 1: space where people feel like they exclusively have to pick
Speaker 1: a side at all times. They have to go like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm either completely a homeopathic person who who I don't
Speaker 1: need medicine because push ups will cure my cancer, or
Speaker 1: I am a person who is on the other side
Speaker 1: of it, where it's like I refuse to to eat
Speaker 1: a vegetable, but pray to God you give me every
Speaker 1: shot in and sort of like injection that science advocates for.
Speaker 1: And it's probably that we should all be meeting somewhere
Speaker 1: in the middle where it's like, no, try all the
Speaker 1: things that are in your cabinet, but if them ships
Speaker 1: ain't working, go see somebody, bro. Yeah, go get it
Speaker 1: checked out. YEA. What I mean, like, you definitely can't
Speaker 1: just put like calcum powder on your balls if your
Speaker 1: balls are like swollen beyond belief. You know, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not gonna do that for you. I've never had my
Speaker 1: balls get swollen beyond belief, but I just know it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a personal story that you're trying to
Speaker 1: make into a very general one. And a friend told
Speaker 1: me recently that their balls really swelled up. No, it's
Speaker 1: true though, it absolutely is true, and it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's And that's the thing with conspiracy theories in general. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've had this conversation a lot of the time,
Speaker 1: which is like, yeah, of course a piece of this
Speaker 1: ship is true, you know, like there's always gonna be
Speaker 1: that little particle of it that's like, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: debating that part. It's the whole thing around it that
Speaker 1: now has gotten blown up to this crazy degree that
Speaker 1: makes me be like, how did it go from this
Speaker 1: to that? Yeah? I talked about this before on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and in a weird way, it has now circled back
Speaker 1: where to me, the most dangerous part of when the
Speaker 1: pandemic really was at it's it's like height, was when
Speaker 1: we were still arguing about where the virus came from.
Speaker 1: Like it was that early period where it was truly
Speaker 1: us just blaming Chinese people for eating bats and claiming
Speaker 1: that you know, they had spilled a violin Wuhan and
Speaker 1: that had somehow like exploded across the world. And I
Speaker 1: don't know what caused the pandemic. There's probably a fair
Speaker 1: amount of evidence that it was naturally born, and then
Speaker 1: there's other evidence that maybe something science related happened that
Speaker 1: was a mistake. I don't give a funk, though, And
Speaker 1: I think to a certain extent, we all have to
Speaker 1: get to a point in a nice way. We did
Speaker 1: at at a period shift into a point where we said,
Speaker 1: fuck it, let's just get rid of this motherfucker, and
Speaker 1: then we got bored, and now we're back at being
Speaker 1: like but them goddamn Chinese though, and it's like, fuck,
Speaker 1: that's not this isn't helping y'all. I know now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we always got a circle back. It's like now I'm
Speaker 1: just in a place where like if things if there's
Speaker 1: a lull, like everybody wants things to be back to
Speaker 1: quote unquote and normal, but also it doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: we do because like if things start to get cool,
Speaker 1: it's like, well, let's let's go rust with something else
Speaker 1: up and figure out how we can just continue to
Speaker 1: be traumatized by existing every day. Yeah, I I think
Speaker 1: in that way it truly is like, uh, we're we're bored,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like that we we
Speaker 1: need a reason to be angry or to be excited
Speaker 1: or whatever. You know. The word is that sort of
Speaker 1: like drives you forward. Some people are rage, some people
Speaker 1: are joy whatever, but you need that thing. And for
Speaker 1: a lot of people being anti, the sort of like
Speaker 1: status quo or sort of the collective reasoning that we've
Speaker 1: all landed on is more than enough to keep existing,
Speaker 1: even if it means keeping us fucking stuck in this bullshit. Absolutely. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well before we we we go to break, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this. You say you've embraced some of the
Speaker 1: homeopathic things that your mother and and family have taught you.
Speaker 1: Have you seen any of this ever backfire? Has there
Speaker 1: ever been like damn, I had too much of the
Speaker 1: thing and now my arm is weird or some ship,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It didn't work? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if assilla coxinum ever works, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I mean, because that's like the ultimate homeopathic.
Speaker 1: Like if you're feeling like you have a cold, just
Speaker 1: put some put some sugar pellets under your tongue, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But I will continue to just
Speaker 1: do those all the time, and they're absolutely have been
Speaker 1: times where like I'll feel a little tickle in my throat.
Speaker 1: I'll do like three jars, three little vials, you know,
Speaker 1: plastic vials of that Asila cooxinum, and then I'm just hyper,
Speaker 1: you know, hyper, and I'm I'm not feeling better, I'm
Speaker 1: just feeling more. Are intense. Yeah, your chest still still sore,
Speaker 1: but you know you got the energy for it. Now,
Speaker 1: You're you're exactly You're built up for twenty three minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be okay, and then I'll crash. I love that.
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna take a break. We'll be back
Speaker 1: with more way to Lane Marcus and more, my mama
Speaker 1: told me. And we are bet mom ever feel you know, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: We're back here with more way to Lane Marcus more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me. Were still talking about those homeopathic remedies.
Speaker 1: That things are mother's claim. They can do better at home.
Speaker 1: We don't need doctors, we don't need medicine. It's it
Speaker 1: reminds me of that Eddie Murphy Joe, we don't need
Speaker 1: McDonald You don't. You don't need McDonald's. We I can
Speaker 1: make burgers like McDonald's at home. You know, you remember that. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. But I love that. And it's true. I
Speaker 1: hated when my mom did ship like that, make this
Speaker 1: big as burger that I don't want. Just give me
Speaker 1: some flat poison from from the place that I like
Speaker 1: with the toys, That's true. Burger king was my joint.
Speaker 1: But I definitely like I would take a whopper any day,
Speaker 1: any day. First of all, I respect that choice. I
Speaker 1: think that's a that's a fair decision. Let me ask you,
Speaker 1: were you making this decision even as a child, even
Speaker 1: as a kid, you are like, I prefer flame broiled, definitely, definitely. Maybe, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it was just it was just the the
Speaker 1: flame broiled. Maybe it's because I was raised on organic food,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So the flame broil just
Speaker 1: felt closer to something more real than two patties with
Speaker 1: another piece of bread in the middle. It was like
Speaker 1: that wasn't gonna get made at home. You know, I'll
Speaker 1: say this, it sounds like you had a very advanced
Speaker 1: palette for a young a young person. I myself. I'll
Speaker 1: eat white castle till the day I die. I don't,
Speaker 1: I can't taste anything. I'm a miserable funk who's I
Speaker 1: ain't never had nothing organic, So who knows get into it,
Speaker 1: because I definitely was eating like I don't think there's
Speaker 1: anything I won't eat, and I don't think there's ever
Speaker 1: been a time when I wouldn't eat anything like I basically,
Speaker 1: my my pallet has been open since day one. I
Speaker 1: don't know if my mom is responsible for that or
Speaker 1: if that's just how I was formed, but I will
Speaker 1: definitely leaves with anything. It's not even about trying anything
Speaker 1: once is I'll eat a whole meal of whatever because
Speaker 1: I just love all kinds of food like that. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm truly the same way. I just it has worked.
Speaker 1: I think in a way that is slightly askew from
Speaker 1: what you're taught king about in that I will do
Speaker 1: it with garbage, you know what I mean? Like you're
Speaker 1: I think you're speaking in a way that makes it
Speaker 1: feel like, oh, you'll try any food, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: because food can be culture and beautiful, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: no man flip over a lid like a heath cliff
Speaker 1: and put a fishbone on it, and I'll eat the motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I don't care about myself or my life, you know, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I get that. I mean I've definitely eaten like, uh,
Speaker 1: this thing called grass cutter, which is what they which
Speaker 1: is what they have in Ghana on the streets, Like
Speaker 1: this is just some like this is not like delicious
Speaker 1: ganame food. This is just like in Ghana they have
Speaker 1: this thing called grass cutter, and it's basically like a
Speaker 1: rat that's like this big. They sell it like a stick,
Speaker 1: like a little grass cut on the stick, like a
Speaker 1: little chicken stick kind of thing, you know, like one
Speaker 1: of those like when you get a tie those thie
Speaker 1: chicken sticks, except you see a little claw kind of
Speaker 1: at the end of it speared spirits, so you're just
Speaker 1: kind of gnawing on a little arm. God damn, that's
Speaker 1: a different kind of garbage. The worst thing I think
Speaker 1: I ever ate, and I had a few pretty wild things.
Speaker 1: I went to China with my students years ago. I
Speaker 1: was there chaperon going to China, and we ate like
Speaker 1: their street food, which was like fried scorpion I had.
Speaker 1: I had fried starfish that was fucking awful. That's that's
Speaker 1: like it tastes like toe nails, like layered on top
Speaker 1: of each other, toenails, and like intelligence. Right, And that
Speaker 1: aren't they smart? Don't they know things? I think so?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think they're not like super I think
Speaker 1: octopus are the real Yeah, those are the brilliant animals
Speaker 1: of the sea. But starfish aren't as dumb as we
Speaker 1: want them to be. And boy was I trying to
Speaker 1: bite into that smart animal and it was it's u
Speaker 1: I hated it. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a great
Speaker 1: and but you know, you gotta try things. You gotta
Speaker 1: be opening up your your palette in your mind, you know,
Speaker 1: like that record says, put it in your mouth. Huh.
Speaker 1: That's okay. Let's let's jump into some of this research
Speaker 1: because we can't obviously cover all of the the various
Speaker 1: home remedies that that we've talked about throughout all of this,
Speaker 1: but I did want to pick a few of them
Speaker 1: to dig into. And one of the things that got
Speaker 1: me really excited was hot toddies apparently are very legitimate.
Speaker 1: I was surprised to find out that that this whiskey
Speaker 1: treatment that your mother was offering, and many mothers have
Speaker 1: offered for years and years. Is not as absurd as
Speaker 1: it seems like it would be, right, Okay, And so
Speaker 1: is that more for like a little like a cough
Speaker 1: or cold, Because hot toddies, I feel like I associate
Speaker 1: more with like you're kind of stuffed up or something
Speaker 1: like that, not necessarily when you're like puking your brains out.
Speaker 1: So I'll say all of the things that whiskey potentially,
Speaker 1: and whiskey and sort of the combination of all the
Speaker 1: things that you can find in a hot toddy might do.
Speaker 1: But as it's basically being explained, moderate alcohol consumption has
Speaker 1: been shown to dilate mucus membranes much in the same
Speaker 1: way that menthol does. So if you have like a
Speaker 1: common cold, if you're congested in some kind of way,
Speaker 1: I'll smoke a motherfucking pack of cools. Hell, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: take a shot, smoke some cools. You're gonna feel fine. Sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so opens the membranes. It opens those mucus membranes.
Speaker 1: And then whiskey specifically also contains this antioxidant allergic acid.
Speaker 1: Allergic acid. I'm not good at reading words, my man,
Speaker 1: but it's studies suggests this may help treat viral and
Speaker 1: bacterial infection. So whiskey specifically has sort of like a
Speaker 1: you know a little bit more of a healing property
Speaker 1: to it than alcohols. It's so wild to think about,
Speaker 1: you know, because you know, Mom didn't know that she
Speaker 1: did specifics of that, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: she's flying blind with it. This is just from generations
Speaker 1: of drink this like she did to me, you know.
Speaker 1: But there there's a realness there, and that's a beautiful thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was just getting a five year old fucked up,
Speaker 1: but in actuality, the science was saying he's not just
Speaker 1: sucked up, he's less congested than he was previously. So
Speaker 1: the whiskey in conjunction with hot water which relieves Nate's
Speaker 1: little congestion, and honey which consumes sore throats and suppressed coughts,
Speaker 1: and then the vitamin C that you would find in
Speaker 1: lemon juice helps to reduce flim That's what makes a
Speaker 1: hot toddy potentially this this magical healing drink. Now, the downfall,
Speaker 1: and this is sort of like the thing that they
Speaker 1: warn against with hot toddies is that while it does
Speaker 1: have the potential to be this fixer. There are a
Speaker 1: lot of other potential issues with the over consumption of alcohol,
Speaker 1: right that. Dehydration, constipation, nausea, and of course the inexplicable
Speaker 1: changes in your personality are all things that might warn
Speaker 1: you against it. Certainly overuse of alcohol as a healing
Speaker 1: tool if you will, absolutely, But you know that's true
Speaker 1: with everything, right I feel like there's nothing that is
Speaker 1: good for you in one dose that is better for
Speaker 1: you in more doses. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean everything that gets abused in that in that
Speaker 1: way is going to there's a tipping point. You know,
Speaker 1: you've got to use the right amount. That's totally fair.
Speaker 1: I it reminds me so much of the fact that, uh,
Speaker 1: and this was a revelation for me when I was
Speaker 1: like in high school or whatever, that you can die
Speaker 1: from drinking too much water. That you can fucking drown
Speaker 1: yourself if you just in water supposed to be like
Speaker 1: are it's the most of our makeup. It fixes everything.
Speaker 1: But now you can't drink too much of that ship
Speaker 1: because you'll do we think, is that actually true? It's
Speaker 1: you can totally die from drinking too much water because
Speaker 1: you'll just thin out your blood too much, I think
Speaker 1: it you truly will drown your body like it your organs,
Speaker 1: I guess will somehow be Yeah, by by the water.
Speaker 1: That said, it ain't what we potentially are drinking, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's not like, oh, you had
Speaker 1: your eight glasses and now you're at risk of drowning.
Speaker 1: You truly would have to have like five gallons of
Speaker 1: water a day, and you have to be tortured on
Speaker 1: some water boarding kind of ship exactly it. You really
Speaker 1: would have to be going crazy with this ship. But
Speaker 1: it also reminded me of like the that old phrase, right,
Speaker 1: we know that phrase an apple a day keeps the
Speaker 1: doctor away, That that sort of is at the root
Speaker 1: of this homeopathic logic. But then it also reminded me
Speaker 1: that that the seeds of apples are carson. Yeah, that it.
Speaker 1: It truly is a poison if you are to eat
Speaker 1: enough of them, and enough of them like fine finely
Speaker 1: chopped and sort of like ground up. And it would
Speaker 1: take somewhere between I think a hundred and fifty to
Speaker 1: several thousand apple seeds to do it. But you really
Speaker 1: could be giving yourself cyanide poison by by eating them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so wid. I mean, all of it does. It
Speaker 1: has the roots to kill us and to save us
Speaker 1: basically within anything, right, I mean, I just like, I'm
Speaker 1: just like looking around my room. I just see I
Speaker 1: see a pencil like Nelson Mandela, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But also like that you can just I can save
Speaker 1: myself in the eye or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I love you're you're playing the Diever games. Uh fay
Speaker 1: spy a mirror, I can tell me that I have
Speaker 1: a booker on my nose. But I also could have
Speaker 1: the picture of Dorian Greg where I just look at
Speaker 1: myself and then all of a sudden, you know, you
Speaker 1: don't realize that you're dead. You'd I'm not just a
Speaker 1: good looking, light skinned motherfucker. I'm I'm oh dead motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Oh motherfucker. So this also got me thinking about this
Speaker 1: question because Okay, whiskey works, that's exciting. It got me
Speaker 1: questioning the the toothpaste of it all, right, and and
Speaker 1: skin care and whether or not toothpaste actually does work.
Speaker 1: And as it turns out, unlike the whiskey of it all,
Speaker 1: toothpaste does not seem to be a great medicinal option
Speaker 1: for solving your acne. I'm sorry, man, you know what's
Speaker 1: crazy about that, because like the tooth aste is from
Speaker 1: Grandma and the whiskey is from mom, and so now
Speaker 1: I'm just feeling like, you know, I gotta well, now
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell Grandma. I'm just gonna let Grandma
Speaker 1: keep thinking that the toothpaste is. Okay, that's sweet of you.
Speaker 1: You gotta take that away from her. It's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: next time she sees one on my face and be like, thanks, Grandma.
Speaker 1: So we do that. So it's so interesting that you
Speaker 1: said that your grandmother was the one that that offered
Speaker 1: this up to you, because part of the reason that
Speaker 1: toothpaste became a potential home remedy for acne was because
Speaker 1: older toothpaste, toothpaste you know before a certain generation, actually
Speaker 1: contained this stuff called tri clossen, and tri clossen specifically
Speaker 1: had stuff in it that could kill bacteria in a pimple.
Speaker 1: So there was a version of toothpaste that did in
Speaker 1: fact have the potential to like make your pimple's less
Speaker 1: pimplee that said, we took triclossen out of toothpaste because
Speaker 1: it had other side effects. It apparently, Yeah, it apparently
Speaker 1: did weird fucked up shipped to your thyroid hormones. So
Speaker 1: it wasn't great to be putting on your your face
Speaker 1: or in your mouth, you know what I mean? That
Speaker 1: makes sense? And what about did we did we look
Speaker 1: at lavender? I didn't look at lavender. I found myself
Speaker 1: going further and further down a lot of these other options.
Speaker 1: I'll keep lavender as a burn for myself, right, Yeah, lavender,
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna have to do some independent study
Speaker 1: on that. Uh, sign up with a local university and
Speaker 1: make sure that you're you're making that happen. I did
Speaker 1: look up something that you mentioned earlier, which was baby
Speaker 1: powder and talc, specifically in the question of whether or
Speaker 1: not talc. Because you are a father, you know this
Speaker 1: very well that at a certain point they stopped telling
Speaker 1: us to put baby powder on our babies, which seems counterintuitive, Like,
Speaker 1: you think the ship has their fucking name on it,
Speaker 1: you should be putting this on the baby. And they're like,
Speaker 1: don't you put that on your fucking baby. That's gonna
Speaker 1: kill your baby. And I wanted to really understand why,
Speaker 1: and for years, I don't know if you had heard this,
Speaker 1: but I had heard that talc was cancer causing. I
Speaker 1: heard that too, Yeah, is it not? So, it's it's
Speaker 1: hard to know that. If you go on Johnson and
Speaker 1: Johnson's website, they really want you to know that no
Speaker 1: one has sufficient evidence to prove that talc can give
Speaker 1: you cancer, Whereas if you go on other websites, they
Speaker 1: are very adamant that talc and baby powder will give
Speaker 1: you cancer if inhaled or put on your skin. That said,
Speaker 1: one of the things that makes baby powder bad that
Speaker 1: isn't as much up for debate is that the American
Speaker 1: Academy of Pediatrics warned against talc since nineteen sixty nine,
Speaker 1: not necessarily because of the cancer question, but because baby
Speaker 1: powder drives out mucus member rains, which can then lead
Speaker 1: to respiratory diseases such as pneumonia, asthma, pulmonary talcosis, lung fibrosis,
Speaker 1: and respiratory failure. Wolf And so then once you put
Speaker 1: too much baby powder, then you gotta give a little
Speaker 1: bit of whiskey to open up, and it just becomes
Speaker 1: a cyclical thing again, you know, it always comes back, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's what the whiskey is for I imagine this,
Speaker 1: you gotta mix this ship technico to take the bed.
Speaker 1: They were giving us the towl so that they can
Speaker 1: give us the whiskey. Put it all together. It reminded me, though,
Speaker 1: in a in an important way, I think of just
Speaker 1: how often the things that we are being presented with
Speaker 1: have potential danger in them, right that like baby powder
Speaker 1: for years was something that you were told to put
Speaker 1: on your baby. You were promised was gonna keep your
Speaker 1: baby safe and dry and all the things. And then
Speaker 1: at some point they go, oh, fun, my bad, Uh,
Speaker 1: don't do that no more. And then a company that
Speaker 1: still benefits from making the ship goes, no, you can
Speaker 1: still do it. Good, No, no, keep keep doing the ship.
Speaker 1: And so it's all complicated and conflated, which then leads
Speaker 1: us to what we were talking about earlier, of people
Speaker 1: making these hard fastened decisions of I will never funk
Speaker 1: with any of this ship because of the possible risk
Speaker 1: that I'm being lied to on the back end. No,
Speaker 1: it's so wow, because you have to. You can't just
Speaker 1: go through life being like I'm suspicious of everything that
Speaker 1: is like presented to me, and yet in the same
Speaker 1: breath you kind of have to question everything. Yes, so
Speaker 1: you have to do both of those things at the
Speaker 1: same time, which of course is going to breed conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories because you're like living in the in between of like, alright,
Speaker 1: some people are gonna tell me truths. There are some
Speaker 1: things that are gonna be good for me. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, where is this source coming from? I
Speaker 1: have to question this just to make sure that it's right,
Speaker 1: quote unquote do my own research. But all the people
Speaker 1: who are saying like I'm gonna do my own research
Speaker 1: on that right now, you know, these are people who
Speaker 1: like aren't getting vaccinated or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it's just it is such a strange thing of
Speaker 1: having to live between both of those worlds of like
Speaker 1: trust things that people say to you, sure, question do
Speaker 1: your own research, but question everything. And I think even further, like,
Speaker 1: thank God, I I feel very grateful that I do
Speaker 1: my own research, mostly for the sake of of stupidity, right,
Speaker 1: that I do it so that I could talk ship
Speaker 1: with with people I respect and my friends. It has
Speaker 1: very little to do with me being like super passionate
Speaker 1: about any of these things. I'm just being a silly billy.
Speaker 1: But then there are people who are doing the same
Speaker 1: level of shitty research that I'm doing and picking that
Speaker 1: research as like the way that they are going to
Speaker 1: define themselves for the rest of their lives. And that's
Speaker 1: fucking scary. No, that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: and that maybe is to your point of like we
Speaker 1: should all just be silly billies. Yes, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, because like if we're too serious about any
Speaker 1: of it, like we're just gonna we're gonna freeze up
Speaker 1: and shrivel up. Like I don't know that that that
Speaker 1: lives in the same space of like all of this
Speaker 1: is really important, right, Like the work we do in
Speaker 1: terms of like telling stories, making film and TV, doing
Speaker 1: comedy or whatever like that is important in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways because it changes the culture. It changes how
Speaker 1: we see ourselves and how other people see us. And
Speaker 1: also it's a high level version of pretend like we're
Speaker 1: just you know, we're just out here floating around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and sillybillies. Yeah. I think I think we we would
Speaker 1: benefit as a as a society of embracing how many
Speaker 1: of us are just silly people, whether that is our
Speaker 1: career path or not. That like truth be told, whether
Speaker 1: I had chosen comedy as my career. I was always
Speaker 1: gonna be a silly motherfucker, and I would do better
Speaker 1: to embrace that than to be like, I'm a professional now,
Speaker 1: so I'm a professional serious man. It's like, no, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: you know what you do at night, just be a
Speaker 1: silly billy. Just you can be a silly billy at
Speaker 1: the factory too. Yeah, I mean do the job right, ye,
Speaker 1: silly billy, don't lose your finger over it. But like
Speaker 1: they have fun billy. Yeah, all right, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: one more break. We'll be back with more way to
Speaker 1: Lane Marcus and more. My mama told me we are that. No, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back here with more way to Lane Marcus more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me. We're still talking about the homeopathic
Speaker 1: remedies that our mothers offered to us, and whether or
Speaker 1: not we should be dealing in that ship or or
Speaker 1: I guess, embracing it fully, become the grass fed person
Speaker 1: that you should have always been, or turned to modern
Speaker 1: medicine and never eat grass again. Who knows, well, it's
Speaker 1: probably somewhere in the middle. I feel like that's where
Speaker 1: we've that's where us mixed dudes have come to you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, as Jewish fathered, black mothered men have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's somewhere in the middle of those two. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: really picked the cowards way out and said right in
Speaker 1: the middle. Does somebody listen to this, like, bitch, choose aside?
Speaker 1: The war is coming now. No, I'm gonna stay somewhere
Speaker 1: in the middle here, You're doing the right thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's jump into this game. I have a very
Speaker 1: fun game for us. It's it's a classic game on
Speaker 1: this show are most classic game. It's a game called
Speaker 1: white Lies. Ugly. You're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you. Give
Speaker 1: me two white lies. This is a fun game where
Speaker 1: or wait, I am going to introduce to you a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that that is sort of circulating in the
Speaker 1: white community, a conspiracy theory I certainly had not heard of,
Speaker 1: but one that white people seem to be uh supporting
Speaker 1: in some kind of way. And I would love for
Speaker 1: you to just unpack why you think this conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: is so important to white people. What do you think
Speaker 1: these sneaky motherfucker's are up to. Please, let's see. This
Speaker 1: is an exciting one. It was submitted to us via
Speaker 1: one of our our listeners. It is one I had
Speaker 1: never heard before, but I'm excited to share it with
Speaker 1: you now. They're apparently on Breddit. Is a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that Anne Hathaway's husband bears a strong resemblance to the
Speaker 1: poet William Shakespeare. That the wife of WILLIAMS. Shakespeare, who
Speaker 1: died in six three, was called Anne Hathaway, and Shakespeare
Speaker 1: one day wrote life is too short to love you alone.
Speaker 1: In one I promised to look for you in the
Speaker 1: next life. And so I think they are theorizing that
Speaker 1: Shakespeare has returned to get his Ann Hathaway in a
Speaker 1: new life. And these motherfucker's I'm gonna share my screen
Speaker 1: with you. These motherfuckers don't not look alike, you know,
Speaker 1: they kind of there's stuff resemblance right here. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. There there there's a little bit of a
Speaker 1: resemblance between this painting of a man who lived four hundred,
Speaker 1: five hundred years ago and Ann Hathaway's husband. Oh that
Speaker 1: is um, that's pretty any I mean Shakespeare. The paintings
Speaker 1: of Shakespeare are kind of like the images of Jesus
Speaker 1: right where we just don't quite know, but I do,
Speaker 1: I do, uh, I do see it. Yeah, I see
Speaker 1: why that would be together. I mean, and so why
Speaker 1: do I think that white people tell themselves this lie?
Speaker 1: Why do you think and let's let's focus it a
Speaker 1: little bit. Why do you think it's so important to
Speaker 1: white people that this might potentially be that this William
Speaker 1: Shakespeare has time traveled and or reincarnated himself to once
Speaker 1: again be with modern and Hathaway, Well, I would probably
Speaker 1: go to the place that you know, and Hathaway is
Speaker 1: a polarizing figure, you know. I think she's a polarizing
Speaker 1: figure both in the white community and maybe just in general.
Speaker 1: And Shakespeare too, is someone who you're like, was it
Speaker 1: Francis Bacon, was it Christopher Marlowe? You know? Was it
Speaker 1: Queen and Berleynn? I don't know. I just threw that one,
Speaker 1: and you know, I had to be. There's there's probably
Speaker 1: a woman behind Shakespeare too, I know, like this mother reading,
Speaker 1: I don't even know that. No, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think Ane Bolen is just the one who cuts
Speaker 1: some heads off or something like she was Bulen was
Speaker 1: definitely doing some crazy ship. But I am going to
Speaker 1: venture to say that because of Anne's polarizing profile, that
Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway followers the ones who really loved her, because
Speaker 1: I do think the people that love Anne are our
Speaker 1: writer DIYers, that they kind of created this thing to
Speaker 1: give an an anchor, being like, there's this nebulous white
Speaker 1: man out there who who in our world is the
Speaker 1: father of so much of modern language in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways, was to lend some real credence to somebody
Speaker 1: who has kind of a shaky reputation out in the world.
Speaker 1: WHOA I like that as an answer, because what you're
Speaker 1: suggesting is that if I'm an Ann Hathaway supporter, if
Speaker 1: I'm a Hathaway head, this is a Hathaway in the
Speaker 1: Hathaway in. This is a way to add gravity to
Speaker 1: the the person who I love and and want to
Speaker 1: sort of like be in in support of that. Like
Speaker 1: and Hathaway is is maybe just an actress who sometimes
Speaker 1: rubs people the wrong way, but if we add these
Speaker 1: other layers to it, and Hathaway is potentially a savior,
Speaker 1: a person connected to our greatest absolute writer. She's a
Speaker 1: chosen one and and has always been chosen for the
Speaker 1: last you know, yeah, whatever, I guess he's like sixteenth
Speaker 1: century something like that. It's fifth because it's one before
Speaker 1: the one that. Yeah, no, look, man, billies, you know
Speaker 1: it's back then. You know they had them pointed ass
Speaker 1: shoes and you know the things that were that were
Speaker 1: that were hyped up, the little high water joints. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were doing it. Well, Fuck, I don't wait a minute.
Speaker 1: That's cool, motherfuck completely that we did it. Wait. I
Speaker 1: think I think that was a wonderful answer. I think
Speaker 1: this was a wonderful, wonderful episode, a great recording. Could
Speaker 1: you tell the people at home where they could find you,
Speaker 1: what cool ship you have going on? All of that?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, because right now I'm just in the cut,
Speaker 1: I'm writing, I'm building the stuff, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: obviously watching Secure. The final season is airing right now,
Speaker 1: so you can catch me as Derek Dubois and all
Speaker 1: your screens and and besides that, you know, just laid
Speaker 1: back in the cut like I am. Just wait for
Speaker 1: wait for the new stuff to cut them as it
Speaker 1: as it most definitely will. Fuck yeah, So wait your
Speaker 1: goddamn turn, you idiots for a way to be ready
Speaker 1: to show you this ship. But watching Secure and and
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