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Speaker 1: brooking Cuble in the morning. Second date update. A lot
Speaker 1: of times when you go on a date, it's something
Speaker 1: that's been planned for a while and you know exactly
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do with Sometimes you have an unplanned date.
Speaker 1: Just a date pops out of nowhere. Anytime I'm on
Speaker 1: a long ride, it's just like, oh, it's time for
Speaker 1: a hand date. What's a hand date? Just a long
Speaker 1: drive and an unexpected date. I don't think you're to
Speaker 1: buy your hand dinner. I don't even know what you
Speaker 1: guys are talking about, wre you're thinking of? But anyway,
Speaker 1: enough about me and my hand dating rituals. Let's talk
Speaker 1: to Mona, who's on the phone right now. And apparently
Speaker 1: Mona had an unexpected date. What's up, Mona? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm a right guy. Did you have a hand date? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't have a hand date. Okay, good, So your
Speaker 1: email said that you didn't really plan a date, but
Speaker 1: it kind of happened, and now he's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: What's his name? His name is Carl? Carl? All right,
Speaker 1: and how did you have an unexpected date with Carl?
Speaker 1: So let me start from the beginning. About four months ago,
Speaker 1: I got dumped by the love of my life. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. Those are the worst dumpings. Like dumping even
Speaker 1: by someone you don't like very much, sucks. It was
Speaker 1: heartbreaking and heartbrenching. He was going to be the one
Speaker 1: And the worst part about it is he dumped me
Speaker 1: for his best friend. What wait, male best friend or
Speaker 1: female best friend. I don't want to get into that
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, sounds like a lot of stuff going
Speaker 1: on there. Yeah, I mean it's the worst part of
Speaker 1: my life. I think that was really low for me.
Speaker 1: But the other day, you know, I went out with
Speaker 1: some friends. I had to get myself out of his slump.
Speaker 1: We went to bar, had a few drinks and she's like,
Speaker 1: give me your phone. Like why, She's like, just give
Speaker 1: me your damn phone. So I gave it. Jump. She
Speaker 1: downloaded this dating app and we start swiping, and you
Speaker 1: know these swiping laugh swiping, Right, I was like, now,
Speaker 1: that guy's ugly. But then I matched with Carl right
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, he's kind of cute, and he,
Speaker 1: you know, immediately responded back. And it was weird because like,
Speaker 1: twenty minutes later he showed up at the bar. Wait,
Speaker 1: did you tell him where you were or was that
Speaker 1: by two? Yeah? I know, I told him. Good, yeah,
Speaker 1: you invited him out. Then I was a little tipsy.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, let me do something a
Speaker 1: little wild and crazy. So and he showed up. It
Speaker 1: was spontaneous and it was really cool, you know, and
Speaker 1: my friend decided to harden herself after making sure that
Speaker 1: he's not in that job. Good, she's a good friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, She's like, you know you cool? Ye out, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm coold. So she left, and then Carl and I
Speaker 1: started drinking a little bit more and joking around, and
Speaker 1: we ended up staying at the bar pretty damn late. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys hooked up, right, Like this is leading to
Speaker 1: a hook up. Well no, wait, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: what happened. So, you know, because I was being spontaneous,
Speaker 1: I kind of dared him to do something spontaneous too, okay,
Speaker 1: And and he's like Okay, what do you want me
Speaker 1: to do? I was like, go to the bathroom, take
Speaker 1: off your underwear, and bring it back to me. What. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you do it? He totally did. Okay, okay, well yeah,
Speaker 1: well he's definitely thinking that you guys are hooking up
Speaker 1: at this point. Yeah. I mean he was really cute
Speaker 1: and it was fun, and I kind of did something
Speaker 1: even more spontaneous. I grabbed his boxers and I used
Speaker 1: it as a napkin. What gross disgusting. I was like,
Speaker 1: you guys are having fun until you did that. That's
Speaker 1: that's just disgusting. I thought it was kind of sexy,
Speaker 1: you know, like sexy. Okay, yeah, what did Carl think? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know because I haven't heard back from him.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Wait what happened after you used his
Speaker 1: boxers as a napkin though? But we both got really
Speaker 1: really tipsy and I decided to uber home. He gave
Speaker 1: me a little sweet kiss on my cheek. But I
Speaker 1: just ubered home. Okay, did you keep the underwhere or
Speaker 1: did you give it back to him? Oh? I kept it,
Speaker 1: so you have his underwear now, but no call back
Speaker 1: from him. I had his underwear, but no Carl. Was
Speaker 1: there a discussion of you guys going out again? The
Speaker 1: night was kind of hazy, Okay, so I figured, you know,
Speaker 1: he must have been turned on or I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I thought i'd hear back when I've texted
Speaker 1: him a couple of times after I've tried calling it
Speaker 1: go straight to his voicemail. So you haven't heard anything
Speaker 1: from him? No, have you texted him being like, hey,
Speaker 1: I got your underwear if you want him back? I have,
Speaker 1: I've been conflictatious. You don't think that he was just
Speaker 1: expecting to hook up that night, I mean, because he
Speaker 1: meets a girl twenty minutes later, he finds her at
Speaker 1: the bar, she asked him to take his underwear off,
Speaker 1: and then you uber home, Like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: he was looking for an actual date, because it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like it to me. I mean, we had a
Speaker 1: really good time. We talked a lot, we joked around
Speaker 1: a lot. I got to know more about him, he
Speaker 1: got to know more about me. I mean, it just
Speaker 1: seems like we were in a different connection, not just
Speaker 1: you know, one night stand. Okay, Well we'll play a
Speaker 1: song and then come back and call him and find
Speaker 1: out why he's not calling you back. Maybe get his
Speaker 1: underwear back to all right, we'll do it right after this.
Speaker 1: Hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second date update
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us for today's second date update.
Speaker 1: Mona is on the phone and she wants to call
Speaker 1: it a dude named Carl, and I'm surprised she's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back because on her date she went
Speaker 1: to a level of commitment that most married people don't
Speaker 1: even go to. She actually used his underwear as a napkin.
Speaker 1: I've been in a lot of long relationships, never done
Speaker 1: that once, So I'm surprised because you two definitely shared
Speaker 1: a moment, Mona, if he missed it. She ended up
Speaker 1: hanging out with his dude named Carl at a bar.
Speaker 1: They got really drunk and or like daring each other
Speaker 1: to do things. She dared him to take off his
Speaker 1: underwear and bring it back to the table. He did,
Speaker 1: and then she used it as a napkin. The only
Speaker 1: thing is he didn't dare to do that. She just
Speaker 1: decided to do it, and now she's not getting a
Speaker 1: call back. All right, Mona, are you about ready to
Speaker 1: call him? I am okay, And this is your first
Speaker 1: venture back into the dating world since your big breakup.
Speaker 1: You didn't talk about your ex or anything, right, maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit, but not too much. I mean I
Speaker 1: just kind of alluded to the fact that I hadn't
Speaker 1: been on a date and about like four month. Okay.
Speaker 1: You also said you were really drunk too, so there
Speaker 1: may be a moment you don't remember. How are you good?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about your ex. A very good point. This
Speaker 1: is there too. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial this
Speaker 1: phone of it right now. See we can figure it out. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all rre we go. Hello, I speak to Carl please,
Speaker 1: this is him. Hey, Carl, how are you. This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, this
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show, all right, um hello, Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 1: That's a good question, Carl. I'll answer that. We do
Speaker 1: a segment owner show called the Second Date Update. That's
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and then end up not calling them after, they can
Speaker 1: email us to get you on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out what happened. And we got an email about you
Speaker 1: from a girl named Mona. Oh, so you kind of
Speaker 1: understand what's going on now, Um, I went out with
Speaker 1: the girl named Mona. But right, and now you're not
Speaker 1: calling her back or answering her text messages. That's why
Speaker 1: we're on the phone. Mona wants to know if she
Speaker 1: did something wrong. Let me understand, Mona called you to
Speaker 1: call me to find out what happened on our date. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: So now I'm supposed to tell you, and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna tell Mona. I'm dyas king, Yeah, spread the gossip.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what's supposed to happen. I mean, that's just weird.
Speaker 1: Could I take it? Could I take a guess of
Speaker 1: what I think may have happened while you're not calling her?
Speaker 1: Sure from her description, Like, you know, you answered a
Speaker 1: text from her twenty minutes later, you're at the bar.
Speaker 1: Were you just hoping for a hook up? No? You
Speaker 1: know she was fun, but it was a good time. Yes. No,
Speaker 1: I mean no, I didn't show up expecting to hook up. No, okay,
Speaker 1: is the reason you're not calling her back because she
Speaker 1: used your underwear as a napkin? Oh my god, she
Speaker 1: told you that? Yeah she did? Oh man? No, No,
Speaker 1: I mean I've never seen anyone do that. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was like funny at the time, but when you
Speaker 1: say it like now, it just sounds kind of creepy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have to give her props for the delivery.
Speaker 1: So you had fun with her, You guys had a
Speaker 1: good time at the bar. Yeah, I mean, like I
Speaker 1: didn't ask her to use my boxes and a napka
Speaker 1: or anything, but like we were having a good time.
Speaker 1: We had a bunch of drinks. It was a good time.
Speaker 1: I just think but at the end, I just don't
Speaker 1: think I was stealing it. Is there any specific reason,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, really high, so I mean I'm
Speaker 1: trying to sta put it. We talked about lots of
Speaker 1: different things, like nothing that was like too crazy or anything,
Speaker 1: but just like didn't seem necessarily like the sharpest person.
Speaker 1: And like I know, we were drinking, so that that
Speaker 1: could have something to do with it, But it just
Speaker 1: I think it might be deeper than I like hearing
Speaker 1: you try to not say you felt like she was
Speaker 1: a dummy. Yeah, well I don't think she's a dummy.
Speaker 1: I just think that like there's there's some things that
Speaker 1: like she may or may not really quite grasp. I
Speaker 1: appreciate the effort. I appreciate the effort, But you don't
Speaker 1: think she's that smart? Is that what you're trying to
Speaker 1: skirt around? I don't think she's Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: just like, okay, wait, wait, you guys, do you think
Speaker 1: is there any way Carl that you think that she
Speaker 1: was doing? You know, some girls think that guys don't
Speaker 1: like intelligent women, so they played the ditzy card. It's
Speaker 1: very obnoxious. But she hasn't been dating in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, fine, but like it seemed a little
Speaker 1: bit more like sincere than just like having an example. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Later than night, we were like talking like after the
Speaker 1: whole naptive thing, and we were talking about like history
Speaker 1: for some reason, and she didn't agree with how I
Speaker 1: told her that they count centuries. Didn't agree okay, Like
Speaker 1: I told her the nineteenth century was the eighteen hundreds,
Speaker 1: that the eighteenth century was the seventeen hundreds. Did she
Speaker 1: like cut me off and was like that's bull, You're wrong,
Speaker 1: like getting like pissed off about it, like I was
Speaker 1: somehow like making up this? Did not I mean, like,
Speaker 1: did she not understand what you're saying? Maybe? Well, At first,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you drunk and just is this
Speaker 1: let me say it again, and she was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're wrong, it's the twentieth century because it's twenty whatever.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, no, And so I tried to
Speaker 1: like explain it forwards, backwards, whatever, and she just kept
Speaker 1: getting more and more. I rate it's telling me I
Speaker 1: was stoop it and it was like I was just
Speaker 1: making things up and I was okay, to the point
Speaker 1: where she was just like, you know, let's agree to disagree.
Speaker 1: And I was like, disagree. Why is there so much
Speaker 1: of that in the world right now? Let's agree to
Speaker 1: disagree onlike facts? Yeah. Well, I was like, you're the
Speaker 1: only one disagree. Like I didn't want to get other
Speaker 1: people involved, because like we just met. I wasn't like
Speaker 1: trying to belittler, and like she just kept arguing and arguing,
Speaker 1: getting more belligerent about it, and it went on, whoa, Okay,
Speaker 1: so she was actually getting angry with you, not like physical,
Speaker 1: but close Like how is this the first time that
Speaker 1: has come up for her? Yeah? Maybe she avoid talking
Speaker 1: about history. I don't know. You know, that's a good
Speaker 1: question we should ask her about that, because Carl. Guess what,
Speaker 1: Mona is actually on the other line listening. I wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. What what? Yeah? Yeah, unless she Carl, Yep,
Speaker 1: she's still there. Hey yeah, So I'm not intelligent enough
Speaker 1: for you. Oh. It kind of came down to the
Speaker 1: whole thing about the centuries. But you're wrong about not
Speaker 1: being intelligent. I'm not wrong. You are wrong, Okay, in
Speaker 1: the twentieth century. You know when the movie opened up
Speaker 1: and it says twentieth century is because we're in the
Speaker 1: twentieth centuries. Oh no, that's just the name of it
Speaker 1: is twentieth century Fox. Yeah, that's the name of the company.
Speaker 1: And when you found it in the nineteen hundred. Wait, so, Mona,
Speaker 1: you're saying if a movie comes out n seyear twenty
Speaker 1: one something, it's going to be changed to the twenty
Speaker 1: first century movie. Absolutely, Oh, Mona, are you trolling us?
Speaker 1: You can't honestly believe that. Nice. You know what, I
Speaker 1: went to college. I got an A plus in history.
Speaker 1: I know my centuries. There's no way you got an
Speaker 1: a plus in history. I totally did. We are in
Speaker 1: the twentieth century right now. In nineteen hundreds, it was
Speaker 1: the nineteenth century well, when you're first born, right anniversary
Speaker 1: the day of your birth? Are you one years old?
Speaker 1: Yeah's your first birthday. It's your first birthday. And then
Speaker 1: you're starting the beginning after your first year, you're starting
Speaker 1: on your second year. But you're not a year old
Speaker 1: until you're a year old. So how could are you
Speaker 1: hurting your brain right now because you're not making any sense?
Speaker 1: It is actually kind of making sense. You're not making
Speaker 1: any senseral we are in the twentieth century right now,
Speaker 1: because you see what I know with like this, Like
Speaker 1: when she was drunk, I thought it made more sense,
Speaker 1: but like this is and I don't even think that
Speaker 1: it's a point of being wrong about it. Like I
Speaker 1: could see Mona you not understanding it for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: but I completely understand it. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I completely understand what I'm talking about. Like the first
Speaker 1: century was the zeros and then when we got to like,
Speaker 1: what what are you talking about? Were you back? That's
Speaker 1: why it's always oh you're a live back then you
Speaker 1: were not alive back that you don't know either, were
Speaker 1: you that same money? If you're gonna say that you
Speaker 1: don't know that you weren't alive back then either, So,
Speaker 1: how do you did pass history? I mean, did you
Speaker 1: guys pass history? I don't think I've passed like fourth
Speaker 1: grade history. That's when they teach you that. And he
Speaker 1: even knows that it's Mona. Have you ever tried to
Speaker 1: look it up to like fact check yourself? Google it
Speaker 1: right now? You know what? Guys, guys, stop, just cut
Speaker 1: it out now? Enough? Enough is enough? Okay, I want
Speaker 1: to talk about is there anything that will change your
Speaker 1: mind at all? Uh? Maybe when we go into twenty
Speaker 1: one hundred, then it'll be the twenty first time. It's
Speaker 1: so frustrating right now, Like Mona, why can't you admit
Speaker 1: that you're wrong? I don't understand that this isn't about
Speaker 1: even the centuries, because you know in the back of
Speaker 1: your head that you're wrong. You know what, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 1: You guys are just trying to brain shame me right now.
Speaker 1: It's kind of bordering on bullying by way. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of brain shaming before. But thank you, Carl. I
Speaker 1: gotta yeah, we gotta get off this conversation. Yeah, whatever
Speaker 1: century you're in right now? Oh my god, would you
Speaker 1: like to go on a second date with Mona? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. I think you're just feisty and like
Speaker 1: I don't want to waste her time. Just you're intimidated
Speaker 1: by a strong, intelligent woman, That's all it is. Carl. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you figured it out, all right, Mona? Do you even
Speaker 1: want a second date with Carl? Not if someone who
Speaker 1: doesn't know how account? No, Well, then I guess it
Speaker 1: was a good second date update for you because we
Speaker 1: figured out the reason. Here we go, there you go,
Speaker 1: all right? Well, thank you Carl for your time, and
Speaker 1: Mona appreciate you email on the show and everything else.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry if you felt brain jamed. Yes, and
Speaker 1: I hope you'll be a listener until the twenty first
Speaker 1: century and the twenty second century and all the centuries.
Speaker 1: Broken Jewil in the Morning text in at seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine two that says we should find out who
Speaker 1: her history teachers and have them fired. Broken Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning talking about today's second day update. If you
Speaker 1: missed it, Mona wanted to call this dude named Carl.
Speaker 1: They went out one night, got drunk on her date
Speaker 1: and did probably one of the most disgusting things that
Speaker 1: we've heard in a second date update. She dared him
Speaker 1: to take his underwear off. So he went to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: took his underwear off, and brought it back to her
Speaker 1: at the table, and then she used it as a napkin,
Speaker 1: trying to be funny. That was already gross, But that
Speaker 1: wasn't the big problem on their date. When we got
Speaker 1: her on the phone, we found out the reason he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back was because they gotten a huge argument
Speaker 1: about centuries. Yes, she didn't believe that the eighteenth century
Speaker 1: means it's actually the nineteen hundreds, and the nineteenth century
Speaker 1: means it's the two thousands and so on, and she
Speaker 1: argued about it, and she argued with everybody on the show,
Speaker 1: and she said that she got an A in history class,
Speaker 1: so she knows she's right. Facts just don't exist in
Speaker 1: this world anymore. There used to be that there's just
Speaker 1: some things that were true, and now you can argue everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, the fact that she just wouldn't hear the
Speaker 1: truth and wouldn't listen to the facts and would argue
Speaker 1: this constantly was unattractive, so he didn't want to go
Speaker 1: out with her again. No second date. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want to do a second date, up date, all have
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