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Speaker 1: Hey, Scott, are you ready for this one? I am

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Speaker 1: ready to laugh. It was that we all are?

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Speaker 2: Was modern art? Really a cia sy op.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm glad we're going so highbrow right off the

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Speaker 3: bat right, I'll have to see that coming at all.

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Speaker 2: I had to go highbrow because I'm gonna bring it

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Speaker 2: solo right out.

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Speaker 3: Oh good, let's get dirty, all right, Well, this is

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Speaker 3: gonna be a masterpiece. We are at Auto Bar in

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Speaker 3: the greatest city in America, Baltimore, for bananas.

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Speaker 1: Eye do well, understand.

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Speaker 2: Your mind?

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Speaker 3: No resilient pieces baa and he's gonna die on you. Yes,

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Speaker 3: that's a huge honor.

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Speaker 1: That's huge.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, goals, non binary pals, welcome to Banana Live

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Speaker 2: in Baltimore, Maryland.

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Speaker 3: That right there is my favorite comedian and best friend,

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Speaker 3: Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: And that's the number one screenwriter in American my best Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Sure absolutely, why not? Right now? Sure, yes you are,

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Speaker 1: I'll take you'll take it. Twenty twenty three. We take

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Speaker 1: the car.

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Speaker 2: Hey, look at this, So someone made this last night? Okay,

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Speaker 2: crocheted banana.

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Speaker 1: Pretty clean, pretty dirty, pretty dirty.

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Speaker 2: You can take the banana out and put it back here.

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Speaker 3: Pretty dirty, pretty dirty. Let your mind wander it back in.

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Speaker 2: Here's the rumpled bowl. Does anybody remember the rumple bowl

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Speaker 2: when I was dog.

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Speaker 1: Ball and Rumple.

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Speaker 2: We don't have to do that tonight, don't. I don't

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Speaker 2: want a dog bowl rumble. Yeah, but you had it.

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Speaker 1: It was oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: We passed a dog bowl around and filled it with

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Speaker 3: Rumpelman's and everybody thought I was stupid because I said

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Speaker 3: dog bowl, this rumple. And then forty five minutes later,

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Speaker 3: thirteen people were the drunkest people in the world, pointing

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Speaker 3: and yelling dog bowl at Rumple, at everybody.

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Speaker 1: And then two of them, Bryce and Rusty, got so drunk.

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Speaker 3: We put them in bed together but made them spoon

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Speaker 3: and they just took to it. These are two straight men,

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Speaker 3: and they were like, not tonight, tonight, it's Rumpel.

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Speaker 1: That is true.

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Speaker 2: How's how's that butthole looking? How's that buttthole look good?

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Speaker 1: Christine?

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Speaker 2: Well, A're gonna keep looking at y'all. You're gonna get yeah, plenty,

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Speaker 2: You're gonna keep checking in with you guys. All right,

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Speaker 2: you are physically sitting behind us. There's that gentleman who's

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Speaker 2: all the way in the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, we see you. Yeah, we're going to

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Speaker 1: order your pizza.

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Speaker 2: And it's maybe not the worst seat in the house,

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Speaker 2: but it's the weirdest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay. We love you guys. All right, Scott,

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Speaker 1: you ready for this? Yeah? Was modern art? Something was bag?

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Speaker 2: Was modern art?

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Speaker 1: Really? A c I A. Siah. We've all been wondering.

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Speaker 2: This was sentenced by my brother Walter Brown, a.

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Speaker 1: Nice guy.

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Speaker 2: And Walter is in the so allegedly, allegedly we'll never know.

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Speaker 2: He's in the correct and he was in during the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope so.

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Speaker 2: And saying that on a podcast that will be released,

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Speaker 2: we'll get him in.

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Speaker 3: Trouble big time. Katie, maybe edit that out. That could

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Speaker 3: have been a huge mistake.

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Speaker 1: Just beep it.

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Speaker 3: Don't cut it, Yeah, yeah, beep it, just just be

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Speaker 3: bee yea. Yeah, yeah, honestly, we're doing that.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna hear a lot of beeps in this episode.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it.

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Speaker 2: We're never you never know what he was in true,

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Speaker 2: So this was by Lucy Levie, who a lot of

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Speaker 2: people say, is the.

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Speaker 1: She really is? Though? All right?

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Speaker 2: And this was in j Store Daily.

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Speaker 1: Oh I read that every day?

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Yeah? I'm waking up. I printed

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Speaker 3: I put it in the facts in the living room.

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Speaker 3: I fax itto the bedroom. I read it twice.

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Speaker 1: I love J Street J Store j Ston Daily. I

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Speaker 2: I would love to just tap them on the shoulder

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Speaker 1: Bad name, bad so bad. It's like jay Date though,

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Speaker 1: You're like, is it for Jewish people only? You know

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? They're just like we

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Speaker 2: love acronyms, So this is Jayster Daily.

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Speaker 1: Okay, mediumist anyway, yeah, yep.

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Speaker 2: In the mid twentieth century, modern art and design represented

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Speaker 2: the liberalism, individualism, dynamic activity, and creative.

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Speaker 2: Jackson Pollock's general gestural style, for instance, through an effective

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Speaker 2: counter point to Nazi and then Soviet oppressed, and modernism

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Speaker 2: in fact became a weapon of the Cold War. Both

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Speaker 2: the State Department and the CIA supported exhibitions of American.

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Speaker 1: Art all over the world.

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Speaker 2: Right, the relationship between modern art and American diplomacy during

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Speaker 2: World War two. Okay, so here's the deal. Okay, I

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Speaker 2: just as I'm reading this, I realize there's no way

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Speaker 3: No, I'm two feet away from you, and I'm miles away, yeah,

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Speaker 2: So I will sum it up and it'll be fun.

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Speaker 2: The MoMA was founded in nineteen twenty nine by A Rockefeller.

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Speaker 2: Then during World War two, when modernism was coming up. Yes, essentially,

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Speaker 2: an enormous amount of people who worked at the MoMA

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Speaker 1: The Cold War. Win, oh, to make them like.

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Speaker 2: Us, to essentially be like, look at what we're fucking

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Speaker 1: We're good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're good like little Jackson College, and people

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Speaker 2: are like a country where this could exist, where.

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Speaker 2: And so the sea and then also all throughout Latin

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Speaker 2: And so like the amount of money that was funneled

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Speaker 1: That's fun.

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Speaker 2: The theory of this article is that without the CIA's

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Speaker 2: financial support of modernism, it actually wouldn't have been as

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Speaker 3: And I should be like, those are your tax dollars.

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Speaker 3: I just don't care.

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Speaker 2: I do this story because I want to tell a story.

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Speaker 1: Oh I see, can we.

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Speaker 2: Turn the fans up and turn an air now?

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Speaker 4: Turn?

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Speaker 2: I am so high.

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Speaker 3: I am good because okay up there, yeah, you could

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Speaker 2: Guy looking at the back of our heads. So I

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Speaker 2: when I lived in Baltimore, I lived right over here.

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Speaker 1: Yes he did very close.

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Speaker 2: Uh and uh we ran a pro Baltimore arts organization

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Speaker 1: In asbestos dust.

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Speaker 2: fine with asbestos dust. That's punk rock, I guess it was. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You gotta pay the rent, gotta pay the rent.

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Speaker 2: I was the one person selling acid at Johns Hopkins Universe.

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Speaker 2: At the time, I only dressed in military fatigues.

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Speaker 2: And say it enough until I buy a sheet of acid, okay,

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Speaker 2: And I've never bought a sheet of ass nineteen years old.

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Speaker 1: I look like this.

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Speaker 2: Actually I'm sorry, I don't look like this because I

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Speaker 2: which then I molded into just two horns. It's a

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Speaker 2: good look, like a coxcomb and then horns ladies.

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Speaker 1: Sorry he's married.

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Speaker 3: Sorry sorry ding ding ding dingy.

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Speaker 2: You missed your window, dummies. And I would wear blue

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Speaker 2: sheet of acid? Like if there's ever but like maybe

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Speaker 2: not a cop but still suspicious six four six four

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Speaker 2: sold me a sheet of acid. I was there for

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Speaker 2: a max of ten minutes at this fun though, we

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Speaker 2: leave a sheet of acid. I'm selling acid, which means

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Speaker 2: that we're just doing.

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Speaker 1: A lot of acid, okay.

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Speaker 2: And and there is there used to be a club

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Speaker 2: Hey, you're going to hurt. He turned and he looked

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Speaker 1: Just let me lead him back to the car. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Does he work it hurts No, he's also in the

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Speaker 1: You graduated. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Did you feel like you were a renegade on campus?

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Speaker 1: We were also nerds though, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like we were like rock nerds who are into drugs,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty unoffensive. Yeah, just in your own world

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Speaker 3: No good buddies, A Marylander Norman Parker texted this to me.

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Speaker 1: He went to McDonough. Anybody go there? One.

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Speaker 3: It's like a college for high school. It's pretty incredible,

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Speaker 3: cool sports fields. After vaping destroyed his lungs, doctors use

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Speaker 2: Wow, wow, is right time out? Vaping can destroy your lungs.

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Speaker 3: It was everywhere, but I actually, gosh, I'll have to

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Speaker 3: If doctors replaced his lungs with healthy ones right away,

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Speaker 2: For nine years. All right, we can do it tonight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, last night.

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Speaker 2: Tonight's the last night night last throw it away.

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Speaker 3: Bower was transferred to Northwestern Medicine and Chicago surgeons removed

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Speaker 3: they cleared the infection from his bloodstream. There was still

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Speaker 1: Yeah, turns out it's all there for a reason.

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Speaker 3: You ever like feel something and then you go, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Me too. The solution they determined was a pair of

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, they put them inside his check correct? Whoa

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Speaker 2: the photo on the inside? Yes, titties on the inside.

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Speaker 3: If we were doing if this wasn't bananas, live and

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's genius. This is genius. Quote.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know much of it until after the fact,

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Speaker 1: A healthy donor. Line.

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Speaker 3: God, it's incredible. He can do yes, like science fiction

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Speaker 3: This is what Bower says, I feel so blessed. It's incredible.

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Speaker 3: I got a second chance at life. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: But he did, but he did, he missed.

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Speaker 3: Not incredible speaking of you know, body parts being where

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Speaker 1: Who he who? Here?

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Speaker 3: Went to Franklin High School. I see bread up there.

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Speaker 1: But when you're fourteen, you're like, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Sleep in the car. I'm going to watch the game.

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Speaker 1: We'll go home after.

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Speaker 3: It's that thing where your eyes are closed and you

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Speaker 1: Like lucid dreaming into another level.

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Speaker 1: I know it was awesome. I did have the key.

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Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, I hear like wooing

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Speaker 3: I look out the window to my right and there's

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00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 3: just a naked man standing next to the car at

444
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 3: three fifteen in the afternoon.

445
00:22:59,400 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: Of this car.

446
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 3: So school's out, school's out, sports are happening. I'm in

447
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 3: the parking lot in a Volvo station Wagon, tripping my

448
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 3: head off, looking out the window at a man's anatomy

449
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 3: and he has a T shirt over his face, so

450
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 3: I can't see his face. So I'm like, he can't

451
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 3: see me because my chairs areclined. So I'm like looking

452
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,479
Speaker 3: up at it in a way where I'm like, so

453
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 3: this is life, Get used to it. You're a man now, Scottie.

454
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 3: And so he ducks them and puts on the T

455
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 3: shirt and stands up and everybody, I've bet a bunch

456
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 3: of people here know who I'm talking about. But he

457
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 3: had streaked the soccer game. He run across the girls

458
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 3: soccer game fully nude, run through the baseball diamonds up

459
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 3: in the parking lot and just of all the cars

460
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 3: in the parking lot, just hit next to that.

461
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: I was just a lucky devil.

462
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Oh he's a high school student.

463
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: This was a high school student.

464
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 3: Also, when his shirt came down, I realized it was

465
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 3: a neighbor of mine, somebody I saw often.

466
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: Some my say daily, what.

467
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 2: Would you say his name is?

468
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna hold back on that, all right, I

469
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 3: mean people know, people in this audience know. And so

470
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 3: he gets changed, runs away, car pulls up, shitty car

471
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 3: like you know, crappy car pulls up. He jumps in

472
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: the peels away and everybody laughs. My mom comes back,

473
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 3: She's like, well they won and somebody streaked the field.

474
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh really, who could that have been? So,

475
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 3: you know, I go, I'm stick through the weekend, go

476
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 3: back to school Monday.

477
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: See this dude, my neighbor, old friend.

478
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 2: So he gets away with it, nobody gets nobody catches him.

479
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: Everybody knew who it was. But the T shirt over

480
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: the head was brilliant.

481
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 2: It's brilliant.

482
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, John Dillinger level of brilliance.

483
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So I see him in the hallway on Monday.

484
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm feeling better and I walk up to him, like,

485
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: what's up, man? Why did you do that? He goes,

486
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: what do I do? What? I go? Why did you? Like?

487
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: You streak the field? Right?

488
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 3: He goes, who told you that? I go, dude, I

489
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 3: saw you next to my mind car. He goes, seriously,

490
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 3: does anybody else know?

491
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 1: No?

492
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 3: I don't think so why'd you do it? He goes,

493
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 3: bag of weed, all of it? Just for a bag

494
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 3: of weed, all of that effort.

495
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: Ran I would say five hundred yards.

496
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 3: Nude in public for one. That's how hard weed used

497
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 3: to be.

498
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 2: I mean in high school in Los Angeles, that is

499
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 2: a light price for a bag of weed.

500
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: It was incredible. Yeah.

501
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 3: Now in LA you just like walk into a store.

502
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, this is a dispensary.

503
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: Like it's your first time here tanking. Yeah, They're like

504
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: what do you need? What do you need? I'm like,

505
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 1: I don't know what my symptoms are you telling me?

506
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 2: It's like I don't smoke weed. I don't like it.

507
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: There's one in kirk you'll take it. You'll take it.

508
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: It's good for you, Yes, sir, Yes, sir. There's one

509
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: in Kurt's neighborhood.

510
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 3: Now in La brand new, describe it compet to another business.

511
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: I would say, okay, so we don't. In my neighborhood,

512
00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: it's all very small stores that are very assuming, charming.

513
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: This is a half a block long. Correct, all glasses,

514
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 2: floor to ceiling glass. Yes, stash, dash, dash dash. It's

515
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 2: an apple store, and it looks like an apple store.

516
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 2: It totally looks like an apple, more weed than you've

517
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 2: ever seen in your life, but all of it is

518
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: actually made up to look like a confectioner st and

519
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 2: so that my neighborhood is only children. So it's just

520
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 2: true candy store of drugs with just children walking by it,

521
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 2: floor to ceiling windows and they can just look in

522
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 2: at all the brightly colored candy, and then a man

523
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 2: with a submachine gun at the door.

524
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 3: Correct, you gotta protect that bag a week because that's

525
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 3: an all cash business because they can't put money in banks.

526
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: Very interesting.

527
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 3: Hey, did you know anybody you tell me a story

528
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 3: about a guy who's to show up to your house

529
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 3: every day in Baltimore speaking of bakeryes.

530
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so that I lived across the street from

531
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 2: a Cornbread and Skeeter and Cornbread and Peter. Two guys

532
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 2: would come to us every single day and sell us

533
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 2: a new thing.

534
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: That's what you want.

535
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: And they would sell us TVs for five dollars every

536
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 2: like every other day.

537
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: It's a good price. It's a good price.

538
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: And so in our living room we had like fifteen TVs. Yeah,

539
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 2: and a lot of them like some the sound didn't work,

540
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 2: some the image didn't work with the sound works. Some

541
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: were black and white, some were color, and we would

542
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 2: just turn all of them on and then just like

543
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 2: watch one episode of The Simpsons and then turn all

544
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 2: of them off.

545
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

546
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 2: Boy, And then I remember what take corn Cornbread came

547
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: over and he just had a baby bassinet and he's

548
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 2: like five bucks, and I'm like, we're nineteen year old boys.

549
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not with anybody. Do you think we need

550
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: this baby bassinet? Right? Yeah?

551
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 2: And he's just like come on, And I was like,

552
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: I'm not going to buy the baby.

553
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: But it was a Yeah, that was pretty special times.

554
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: It was wonderful.

555
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: Do y'all remember when Kurt talked about the Baltimore Burrito.

556
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 2: Oh good, it was at this seven eleven right over here.

557
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 2: I went to it today. I just went to it earlier.

558
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like it was like going back. It was

559
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: like going back home.

560
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 2: And that that seven eleven is exactly the same. They

561
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 2: have not changed a single thing. Robberies ninety five, Yeah,

562
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 2: same business. The only difference is is every time I

563
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 2: would go, used to be across the street from a

564
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: methadone clinic, So then everyone would come and drink their

565
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 2: methadone in front of seven eleven and then just leave

566
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 2: the empty methadone containers on top of the trash cant

567
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: so it was just covered with like orange juice methodone containers.

568
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, charm city and so such, very charming, very charming.

569
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 2: So uh so my friend Hank, the same one. Hank

570
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: invented this the Baltimore Burrito. So you go and you

571
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: buy a bag of oots there were a dollar and

572
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 2: then they have a rule. He would say this as

573
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 2: if it was like a secret.

574
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: What huts oots?

575
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: M I'm from Jersey, I say, utz.

576
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: We know.

577
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 3: It's uts. No, if sands are butts, it's gotta be up,

578
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 3: so buy.

579
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: No. No, if sand in.

580
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: Boots, it's gotta be boots us.

581
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: Honestly, better shirt, better shirt shirt.

582
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 3: No, if sand in boots boots, it's gotta be it.

583
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, he would say it like it was

584
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 2: a secret. He'd be like, if you buy anything at

585
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 2: seven eleven, they have to let you use the Chilian

586
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 2: cheese boom and free free, and we would buy we

587
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: would buy potato chips, I try and sam for a dollar,

588
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 2: salm pepper and then go. And then you would just

589
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: fill the bag with Chilian cheese, yes, and then shake

590
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 2: it up and then just squeeze it into your mouth

591
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 2: like like some sort of disgusting charcouterie.

592
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 3: Toothpaste, and then I see some mouthswater.

593
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: And then to make it even worse, Yes, sir, is

594
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: that that would always happen at like four or five

595
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 2: in the morning, correct, And then someone would come in

596
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 2: and be like, well, I don't want to throw.

597
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: This away, so I'll put it in the.

598
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 3: Fridge, spend all that money, and it would be all

599
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: twisted up and then it would it would congeal and

600
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: harden and.

601
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 2: Then peel the bag off and slice it into chips.

602
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 2: And then the next day we would just have like

603
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 2: these and if like, guys, this is a exactly like

604
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 2: if you've ever if you've ever had like what's the

605
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: thing that they shoved down the goose's throat.

606
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: Oh, like a feeding tube for goose liver. Pate, pate,

607
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: It's like pate.

608
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: It's pate.

609
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 2: Guys, we're talking about pasta that cheap. It's a wallar pate.

610
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: Your pate is just it's like it's got a lot

611
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: of birds hurting.

612
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: This is throw all up. It's pate. Seven hours a day,

613
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: eleven days a week. It's pate. Baltimore Burrito. You're gonna

614
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: eat it tonight. I'm looking at some sickos.

615
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 4: Yeah.

616
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 2: Should we? Should we bring out our guests?

617
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: I would love the more. We have a beautiful guy.

618
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 2: She is an old friend of mine. She has a

619
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: Baltimore legend. She runs the stupid toy storytelling.

620
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: Show here to Baltimore.

621
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 2: She's absolutely hilarious. Please put your hands together for the wonderful,

622
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: the fantastic Jessica Miles.

623
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, yes.

624
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 2: Us, it is a micro.

625
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: Welcome. This is Charlie fromage and you're so lucky. That

626
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: happens to you every time. You're so lucky.

627
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 2: It's very funny that you became friends with me during

628
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: that time.

629
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 5: I so, I so, this is astounding. So I'm I

630
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 5: My memories of you are definitely.

631
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: The following uh huh oh okay.

632
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 5: So I was I was. I was indoctrinated into Kurt's

633
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 5: life through being at the time. So this will be

634
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 5: important later that I come from like the nicest white trash,

635
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 5: but like white trash, and so I didn't understand college

636
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 5: or college life or any but but I did well

637
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 5: with men in my twenties and must be nice, must

638
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 5: be nice, like starting at nineteen, like when I was like, oh,

639
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 5: this is a.

640
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: Weapon, like and so that's right, that's right.

641
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 5: I constantly was dating men that knew you, that I

642
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 5: knew you, were in a long term relationship with someone

643
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 5: who I loved but was an intimidating force. She's now

644
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 5: a New York Times like fucking badass.

645
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: Yeah this is true.

646
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 5: But anyway, this is what I remember about.

647
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god.

648
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 5: Oh right, Hi, you're so tall. Your hair was always terrible,

649
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 5: always terrible, Always always made the wrong choice.

650
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: It really was.

651
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 2: If there was like two choices, I would always choose

652
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: the wrong one.

653
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 5: And that's because of Jersey.

654
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: You don't it's not your thought, your phone, it's just Jersey.

655
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: He grew into his hair. Though he looks nice now,

656
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: he looks so good, A.

657
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 5: Different version of you. I saw you tonight. So I

658
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 5: haven't seen you in many, many years, well many years.

659
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: Since I last played here, which was probably like eight

660
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 2: years ago.

661
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, oh, Kurt, you know, Lawren's done

662
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 5: a good job of like shaping you up. So Lawrence's

663
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 5: correct wife.

664
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: She is still his wife. It's still current. It's first current.

665
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 5: Sorry sorry, anyway, like she has in La and all

666
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 5: of that stuff has shaped you in to. But also

667
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 5: the third thing, the third thing, four things. There are

668
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 5: four things.

669
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: Okay, this is great.

670
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 5: Third thing is that you were always angry, but like

671
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 5: in a confusing, misdirected way.

672
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, who is angry at?

673
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: And why?

674
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 1: This is exactly the same as to dad.

675
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: I think I fought an ex boyfriend of yours and

676
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 2: in my in my back yard cool and we just

677
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: kind of fell over and he fell on a brand.

678
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 5: And you know, he works for the fucking.

679
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: He's a recruiter. He's a recruiter. Here's a scab.

680
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 2: Everyone who touches me joins.

681
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: The second am I on the well right now.

682
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 5: The fourth thing that I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna

683
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 5: stick with this. Yeah, you did a version of and

684
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 5: this sounds so pretentious. I want to just remind everyone

685
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 5: I'm from white trash, so like, give me lots of

686
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 5: indulgent white trash. Maryland, well Maryland, but it's like I'm

687
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 5: the white like like it's still white dark.

688
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: At the roots.

689
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, anyway, pointus.

690
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: Ton doc now look at her.

691
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 5: No, it's Annapolis. But Annapolis had white trash too. Yeah,

692
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 5: there we do. You just wait until I tell my story.

693
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, she has like Sparrow's point.

694
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 3: We've been like, hell yeah, Potapsica, Jesus town.

695
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 2: Name Kurt.

696
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 5: When you did Kurt did at Johns Hopkins a version

697
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 5: of Samuel Beckett's.

698
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: I'm fuck Up?

699
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 5: It was so beautiful, Thank you? No exit like this

700
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 5: play this exit like.

701
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 2: This end game, endgame. Oh what game? Yeah?

702
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 5: And it was and you got like the Hopkins like

703
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 5: Jock to be the other Starr.

704
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 1: Remember that.

705
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 5: It was like it was like a play on your end,

706
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 5: like to have this guy.

707
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: He was a good actor.

708
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 5: He was real, he was huge, he was so attracted.

709
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 2: He just and he was very attractive and he walked

710
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 2: around just like a.

711
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,280
Speaker 5: It was like you're weird doppleganger because he was also

712
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 5: a gin Yeah yeah yeah, yes whoa. And they were

713
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 5: in trash cans.

714
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense.

715
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's no.

716
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 5: He was a character way to say that Kurt has

717
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 5: always been a creative genius.

718
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: That's true.

719
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, Thank you man, I disagree.

720
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: I agree, I appreciate. And your hair is so much

721
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: better than it was when we met.

722
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: I don't like my hair now. I feel like I

723
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: just look like a banker.

724
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're nutty. It's a great disguise.

725
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 2: It's a good disguise.

726
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 3: The coolest artists are the one that look like boring

727
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 3: bankers and they do their thing and you're like, oh

728
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 3: my god, I didn't know that's what I think you. Yes,

729
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 3: I too look like a backer.

730
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: I know.

731
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm still at Wacovia, though I'm the last

732
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: guy at Wacovia. They flipped him all to Wells Fargos.

733
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, not this branch. I work the tube. I

734
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 3: put the pretzel rods in, they end up dust.

735
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: That's what I do.

736
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 2: Scott, Are you gonna do some shout outs?

737
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh? Sure, we got shout outs? And then can somebody

738
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: bring our confession box?

739
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 2: And if anybody happens to press are so, nobody's gonna

740
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 2: be mad?

741
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 3: Yeahs and sodas your okay.

742
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 5: I'm very I will say that the bartender tonight is

743
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 5: amazing and it's just one.

744
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 3: Person, right, tip tip tip tip to have a tip tip.

745
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: Kelsey Babbick wants to wish happy birthday to Bananao Veronica.

746
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 3: Y'all here, there we go. They both live in Baltimore.

747
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 3: In this past year for their birthday, it says my birthday,

748
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 3: so I guess this is Kelsey's birthday.

749
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: They spent a day playing tourist Banana style.

750
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 3: They drove around Baltimore City and County, hitting up all

751
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 3: the key places we mentioned on the show, including Johns Hopkins,

752
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 3: John Waters House, the National Aquarium in or Harbor, Scotty's

753
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 3: old bike shop.

754
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: Was it race Pace or bike Doctor? Well still weird?

755
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 3: No, it's beautiful and Sacred Heart Church where I went

756
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 3: to school.

757
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,959
Speaker 1: My parents were married there and Santoni's. Yeah.

758
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 3: I mean it's good, Santana, it's good. So thank you.

759
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 3: Happy birthday.

760
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 5: Wait, so you're more Glendon.

761
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: Racters Town but Glenden sure, glenden Pool.

762
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, glenden Pool. Do you remember there was a woman

763
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 5: that was super tan.

764
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 3: There like a lifeguard. Oh no, no, no, oh, I remember

765
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 3: miss Mellin.

766
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,959
Speaker 1: I'm telling you her name was miss Mellon. Right, Mom,

767
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: were you out there? Wasn't there as miss Mellan? She

768
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: just tanned NonStop. It was her. I know exactly what

769
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: you're talking about. And good for her.

770
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 3: She lived either she was forty five and looked ninety

771
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 3: five or she lived in ninety five a lot of sun.

772
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think it was Miss Mellon. And then also, Kelsey,

773
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: is it your birthday today? It was in March?

774
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 3: Well, Kelsey, do you want some Burger cookies because I

775
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 3: brought some. Come on down if you do, and if

776
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 3: you don't, I'll throw them to somebody else.

777
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

778
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 3: Oh you you sent a thing earlier. All right, you're

779
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 3: getting some, Kelsey. If you want some, you enjoy. Yeah, Kelsey,

780
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 3: come on down. I mean, happy birthday. I bet you

781
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 3: have one next year too, probably around March. And then

782
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,240
Speaker 3: Michael Dozo they're not here, his partner, Tiffany. There's been animals.

783
00:40:56,239 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 3: They were supposed to be here. Hey, happy birthday, Kelsey,

784
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 3: you have her.

785
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you for looking into my

786
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: life and not killing yourself.

787
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 6: Uh.

788
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 3: Tiffany was supposed to be here with Michael Doza. And

789
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 3: this is like a So Tiffany was at a car

790
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 3: crash this week, broke her nose, ribs and toe, which

791
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 3: is the most interesting one. So Michael said, can we

792
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 3: please shout her out? So her name's Tiffany, So how

793
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 3: about Tiffany's honor? On the count of three, you yell

794
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 3: your full name in honor of Tiffany. Ready, one, two, three?

795
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 3: Feel better?

796
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: Tiffany? Thank you, Danielle.

797
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 3: We love that, Danielle. That's all I got for a

798
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 3: shout outs. Let's do some good fee oh longest banana

799
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 3: or confessions?

800
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: What do you want to do first? Okay?

801
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 3: Who came to this show tonight? From the furthest away

802
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 3: for this show? Baltimore. That's Philly's good? Where are you from?

803
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: Florida? Really? Florida? Florida?

804
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 3: You're gonna win? I bet anybody can they do? Where

805
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 3: Florida's further? Florida's further? Can La?

806
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: Really?

807
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 3: Do we know you? All right, let's do Florida and La.

808
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 3: Both of you come up. You're both longest bananas. Give

809
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 3: him a round of applause.

810
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 2: And what's your name? Oh my god?

811
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 4: Yay?

812
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: Give it up.

813
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 3: Rally and Bree from Los Angeles, thank b Thank you

814
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 3: for being the longest bananas.

815
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: Now he's collecting them. We'll see and.

816
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 3: When we do a show in London, I guess we'll

817
00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 3: see you there. Thanks for coming. Okay, Bana, there are

818
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 3: real confessions from real bananimals.

819
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 2: I have a concussion. I am not going to work tomorrow,

820
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 2: but I sure as hell came here.

821
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, my girlfriend hates the Bananas podcast.

822
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: She's here, I'll expose her.

823
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, wow, you know what, it's usually the reverse, Yes,

824
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 6: it is usually the we're so sorry you hate joy.

825
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 5: I really like this next one because so so uh

826
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 5: so Kurt and I have like paced each other in

827
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 5: life because I moved to New York. Yeah, because of

828
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 5: you and Molena.

829
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, I did not know that.

830
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 5: What what you don't fucking remember that?

831
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: Look?

832
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 2: I mean I wasn't aware of much. Oh come on, yeah,

833
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 2: yeah right.

834
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 5: So anyway, I came to New York and when I

835
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 5: would come to New York, I would stay at Kurt

836
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 5: Molina's apartment in Park Slope, and then I would It's

837
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 5: a common theme. And I want to be clear. I'm

838
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 5: married and happily married like two teenage kids. I'm an

839
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 5: old woman, but I lived a full life I was

840
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 5: living that full life. I would come and stay at

841
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 5: your place and hook up with all your friends.

842
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 2: With all my friends. It was all my friends. It

843
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: was delightful.

844
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: Not me. I was later like yeah, yeah, yeah, I

845
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: was young.

846
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 3: When I got mad at my brother, I would scrub

847
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 3: up the toilet with his toothbrush.

848
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh, you're absolved. Just don't do it anymore. That's fine,

849
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: you're fine.

850
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 2: Whenever I visit my sisters, I move items to feed

851
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 2: her paranoia that her home is haunted.

852
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: Yes, that's awesome. You were definitely absolved for that.

853
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 5: To steal goldfish from pet shops and let them go

854
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 5: in ponds. And invasive species.

855
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we hate invasive spec We.

856
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: Hate invasive species, but we admire their go get it.

857
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't kid it, guys, get out there. It's not

858
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 1: your fault. You're an animal.

859
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 2: I suck at driving the ambulance, and that's how it starts.

860
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good start.

861
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 2: I suck at driving the ambulance and the snow and

862
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 2: it's icy. I just turned the siren on instead of

863
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 2: trying to stop at stop signs. Not my fault. Management

864
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 2: won't buy new tires, slash breaks.

865
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 5: I have another medical I'm a doctor, a good one though,

866
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 5: And that's that makes me worried when you put that

867
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 5: in parentheses. And yes, we do google while you were talking.

868
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: You google while we're talking.

869
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to expose anybody, But do you

870
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 3: mean like symptoms or stuff like dirt bikes.

871
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: It's like this rod's going through my neck. It's like Kawasaki.

872
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 3: Forgive me banana boys, for I have been a little shitty. Okay,

873
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 3: you're already absolved. Sometimes when I run out of milk,

874
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 3: I steal my roommates and fill the cart and with

875
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 3: water so he doesn't notice. Well, that's on him. That's

876
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 3: also skim milk.

877
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: That's fine. That's skim milk. That's fine. This is lower cholesterol.

878
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: This is beautiful. Yes, I love beautiful.

879
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: When I was eighteen, yes, I failed a personality assessment

880
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 2: for Ruby Tuesdays.

881
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a throwback.

882
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: First off, why is Ruby Tuesdays giving a personality assessment?

883
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: Although now I work in a funeral home. Perhaps they

884
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 2: were onto something. That's a great one. I am single,

885
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 2: ready to mingle. Can my favorite banana boys help me out?

886
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 2: Live in South Florida, love the beach, have a boat club, membership,

887
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 2: love lots of drinks, and to have good times. There's

888
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 2: no way to identify who that is.

889
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know.

890
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 3: She might have free cookies if anybody wants to hang

891
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 3: out after the show. If you like cookies or your

892
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 3: blood sugar is a little low boy, have we got

893
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 3: a bananimal for you?

894
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: All right?

895
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 3: I got my little sister to slide money under my

896
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 3: bedroom door as a bribe to play with her. But

897
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: I took the money and never opened the door. Do

898
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 3: you think, sister? Do you have sisters or brothers?

899
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 5: I have a brother who died. Okay, well it's fine,

900
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 5: it's fine, it's fine.

901
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 3: No, it's I was just gonna ask, do you think

902
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: sisters are harder on sisters then brothers are harder on brothers.

903
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 5: I will say this as a I'm a parent of

904
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 5: two teenagers. One is a like assigned female at birth. Sure,

905
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 5: because that's what they do these.

906
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, these doctors or googling.

907
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 5: Shits fine, assigned male at birth. And I will say

908
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 5: that I think that having a female assigned female at

909
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 5: birth as a sister allows you to be more emotionally present.

910
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 2: I agree, Yeah, it must. It worked for Scottie.

911
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: I have a sister. I bet she's here.

912
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 2: Where she's over there. It worked for Scottie. We haven't

913
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 2: spoken in twelve years.

914
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: She knows what she did.

915
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 2: Do we have anyone to end? I have one to

916
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 2: end with. If we don't have one to end, Yeah,

917
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 2: let's wrap it up to Okay, here it is, here

918
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 2: we go.

919
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: Well, I would really like this one.

920
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 5: I drunkenly dropped multiple street vender hot dogs in multiple

921
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 5: cities and I've eaten them anyway.

922
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 2: That's it, And that's Confessions everywhere Baltimore.

923
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 3: I gotta say Denver. We did this in Denver. The

924
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: first We did two shows in Denver. The first night

925
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 3: was so insane. This one group brought like twenty index

926
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 3: cards that they had written before the show, and we

927
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 3: read so many. I was like, maybe we just need

928
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 3: to do a podcast called Confessions because people are nuts.

929
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: And y'all did great.

930
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 2: Denver still the only one where someone was like, I

931
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 2: burned my ex boyfriend's house down, Yeah, true crimes?

932
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 5: Was that left ee? Was that left eye?

933
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: It was left eye? It was left I Lopez rip

934
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 1: gone to name Denver.

935
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 2: Uh Jat, Okay, here it is you ready, Scotty, Oh.

936
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: Hit us with another sweetest story.

937
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 2: You ready, Jessica Absolutely. This was sent in by Panda

938
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 2: on Instagram. Thank you so much. This was written This

939
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 2: was on Oddity Central. There we Go, written by Spooky

940
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:38,439
Speaker 2: who is The Japanese parody religion exists only to give

941
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 2: believers a reason to say no to things.

942
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: Oh interesting. They don't have a word for no. Is

943
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: that right?

944
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 4: No?

945
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 1: No? No gotta.

946
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 2: Short for Mota Hero. To the people the mtop religion

947
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,439
Speaker 2: m TOP. I'm treated in twenty eighteen by a young

948
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: man named Moto Hero, his son who acts as a

949
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 2: deity sage. He does point out that he doesn't perform

950
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. He does point out that he doesn't perform

951
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 2: miracles and has no superpowers other than that of bestowing

952
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 2: the power of religious reasons onto his followers. In fact,

953
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 2: that is the only purpose of MTPAY. Its founder does

954
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 2: not wish to be worshiped, nor does he accept any

955
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 2: sort of financial contributions. Although the parody religion does have

956
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 2: its own doctrine, believers don't have to abide by strict commandments.

957
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 2: All they have to do in order to be considered

958
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: followers of MTOP is follow the religion's official Twitter accounts.

959
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm signing back up.

960
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 5: All right, this makes me think of I'm gonna just

961
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 5: jump in here.

962
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: No good.

963
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 5: So I grew up in sorry, in Annapolis. It's a

964
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 5: polarizing city.

965
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: What a dumb I know that.

966
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 2: I know that.

967
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 5: And I went to the same Catholic school from kindergarten

968
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,280
Speaker 5: on which one it was called Saint Mary's.

969
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 1: Yes Mary's, yeah.

970
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: So but so.

971
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 5: But here's where I was anomaloist. From age ten through

972
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 5: age twelve. I raised myself and I did not a

973
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 5: bad job, did a great job. It was a right,

974
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 5: it was al right. So my mom, lovely woman, was

975
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 5: addicted to substances.

976
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: It happened.

977
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 5: My brother, lovely lovely brother was also addicted to substances.

978
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: Happened.

979
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 5: It's interesting my father, who like, couldn't like because you know,

980
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 5: white trash. I love white trash. I love white trash,

981
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 5: but like, sure, white trash doesn't always have tools to

982
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,760
Speaker 5: like understand.

983
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: The world emotional tools. They have every tool.

984
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 2: They have, all the tools they have blow torches, have

985
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 2: the tools, but.

986
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 5: They panic when it comes to emotional correct Yes. Yeah,

987
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,839
Speaker 5: so my dad panicked and was like, I'm out. So

988
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 5: I raised myself from the ages of ten to twelve. Okay,

989
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 5: like solely on my it's not sad. Everything's fine. I'm like,

990
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 5: everything's fine, you're here. So I at age twelve, my

991
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 5: father was like, hey, I'm going to take you back

992
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 5: because your mom is going to go into rehab, which

993
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 5: is an awesome thing. And she's been in rehab ever since.

994
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 5: She's like never touched another drop.

995
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: Of alcoholm.

996
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 5: She is in hospice. So like, it's sad, but fine,

997
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 5: it's all fine.

998
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 2: It's all fine, fine, Fine, it's all fine. My mom's dead,

999
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 2: so don't worry. It's all fine, it's all fine.

1000
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: We need a palate cleanser. There we go. That's all

1001
00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: focused on that.

1002
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 5: My dad comes in and is like, hey, you're going

1003
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 5: to come and live with me now. And the way

1004
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 5: that we're going to like move forward is I'm going

1005
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 5: to go to Fatima.

1006
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: What's that? Oh? I Fatima to Portugal.

1007
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 5: Fatima is in Portugal.

1008
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1009
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 5: So my dad is like he's white trash, but he's

1010
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 5: like aspirational white trash. He's like, I'm the white trash

1011
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 5: that knows that Fatima's in fucking Portugal. Yeah, So he's like,

1012
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 5: what we're going to do. Jessica is I'm going to

1013
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 5: take you back and I'm going to go to Fatima

1014
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 5: in Portugal, which is a Catholic pilgrimage site, and I'm going.

1015
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 2: To saw the Virgin Mary.

1016
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to atone for my sins and you're

1017
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 5: going to come with me. So here's the funny fucking thing.

1018
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 5: My Catholic school was like, yeah, this is fine. Like

1019
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 5: you're going to take her out for three weeks, and

1020
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 5: that's fine because our fucking textbook has the vision of

1021
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 5: the Virgin Mary Jesus's mother. Sorry for the quotes, but like,

1022
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 5: as someone who has raised Catholics, that's quotes.

1023
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 2: Jesus, I believe it.

1024
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:29,280
Speaker 5: You're three Shepherd children in nineteen seventeen and was like, hey.

1025
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 2: Guess what.

1026
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 3: Just to keep it clear, but he did predict bear

1027
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 3: Stern's pandemic before.

1028
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 5: All that, Mary appeared to three Shepherd children. Was like, hey,

1029
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 5: I've got three secrets.

1030
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: Not going to tell you.

1031
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 5: What exactly the well, actually I'm going to tell you

1032
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 5: three Shepherd children, but you're not to tell anyone else.

1033
00:54:56,239 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 5: So that's the origin of Fatima. So then and the

1034
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 5: Shepherd children were like they went back to their town

1035
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 5: and they were like, yeah, absolutely, we saw the Virgin Mary.

1036
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 5: She told us these secrets, and somehow, like seventy years

1037
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 5: later this ended up in a Catholic history textbook. And

1038
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 5: so the Catholic school that I went to was like, yeah,

1039
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 5: go to Fatima because you need to do research on

1040
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 5: the evidence based sighting of the Virgin Mary.

1041
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 2: Three.

1042
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: So we got to look into it. You're twelve.

1043
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, these kids are brilliant, smart kids.

1044
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 5: My dad takes me. We go to Portugal. It's the

1045
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 5: first time I've ever been out of the country. It's

1046
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 5: like incredible.

1047
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: I love the country.

1048
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 5: Oh, Portugal's fucking It's a great country. So it turns out, Wedi,

1049
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 5: do you know where Portugal?

1050
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 1: Have you been to Portugal?

1051
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 3: It's it's in Europe and it's near Spain. Touches the

1052
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 3: a lot of sardines.

1053
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 5: Anyway, So it turns out when my dad gets there,

1054
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 5: he's like, oh, guess what, I'm still just the guy

1055
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 5: that I've like, I have found a beautiful Portuguese woman

1056
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 5: and I'm just going to spend some time with her.

1057
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 5: Jessica and so me this like very sweet young child.

1058
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 5: Uh uh. Then proceeds to spend the next three weeks

1059
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 5: in the hotel again raising myself. It sounds so sad.

1060
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: It was fucking.

1061
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,399
Speaker 5: Amazing, Like I went out every night with the bell

1062
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 5: hop whose name was Sergio. I don't know why, I

1063
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 5: know why. It was not sexual yet I was. I was,

1064
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 5: I understood boundaries and I was like Sergio. And then

1065
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 5: there was a woman named Liz Bull who uh, she

1066
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 5: was a child. Her father was also a divorcee. Men

1067
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 5: in the eighties who were divorcees were just the saddest

1068
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 5: difference of human beings.

1069
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 4: They did.

1070
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 5: They just were collapsed humans.

1071
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 2: They were just like except for my dad who immediately

1072
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 2: married the next person.

1073
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 5: Oh that's right, your dad.

1074
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: It was a stud. Yes.

1075
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 5: Anyway, the point is that we eventually had to go

1076
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 5: to Fatima, my father and I my father who had

1077
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 5: now found I'm going to say I think she I

1078
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 5: don't know she was a sex for her, but she.

1079
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 5: I think she was a woman who worked in the

1080
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 5: hotel that he just felt like very connected with.

1081
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 2: Absolutely in our hotel room.

1082
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 5: It was me and the woman. I'm sorry, I know,

1083
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, and this is like, this is the

1084
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 5: eighties and I'm sorry. Anyway, point is final day.

1085
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 2: So she didn't do it innocent victim.

1086
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 5: We had to go to Fatima.

1087
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Fatima.

1088
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 5: It turns out since the nineteen seventeen like vision of

1089
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 5: Mary had turned into this like Disney World of pilgrimages.

1090
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1091
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 5: So there were people that would just repeatedly, like as

1092
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 5: if it were Morpheus loop, like like show up on

1093
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 5: knee pads, like in contrition, like crawling up, crawling up.

1094
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 5: Like So I'm not joking. My fucking father put on

1095
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 5: knee pads and like, yeah, because he was like Patrick Ewing.

1096
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: Nobody gets that reference.

1097
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 5: But Alice, I get that reference. Yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah,

1098
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 5: so that is exactly right. So my father, excuse name,

1099
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 5: I'm not going to say right now, exactly that he

1100
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 5: was Patrick and me I had to write a report

1101
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 5: about it for Saint Airy's and that allowed me to

1102
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 5: it was not well done. Yeah, I still got to

1103
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 5: be plucked.

1104
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: Did you?

1105
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 6: Did you?

1106
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: But you crawled up the hill on just.

1107
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 5: Your dad, my father, fucking cup dear Lord.

1108
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 2: That's got to be the craziest experience for a kid

1109
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 2: to just see that.

1110
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's wild.

1111
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 2: So my aunt, my aunt is a nun and uh

1112
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 2: and she is a nun of the Order of Fatima.

1113
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: Uh.

1114
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 2: And so she's very obsessed with these these children.

1115
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 4: Uh.

1116
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,080
Speaker 2: And she has a different name, and she lives in

1117
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 2: a convent in Detroit, Okay. And the Motor City, Yeah, Motown.

1118
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 2: And I remember right before when she became a nun,

1119
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 2: she was like, uh, get get. I was listening to

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01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 2: some records and she was like, I'm gonna break those

1121
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,959
Speaker 2: in half. And I was like wow. She's like, because

1122
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 2: the devil's on them. And I was like, on my

1123
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 2: pac Man record and she's like, yeah, it was like

1124
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 2: pac Man Fever, drop out of my Man, pack Man Fever,

1125
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: take it in time.

1126
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: Pack Man Fever, pack Man Fever.

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01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 2: I loved it so much.

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01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't sound like the devil.

1129
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 2: And she took it and she broke it in half

1130
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 2: in front of me. And then she took my Michael

1131
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 2: Jackson record and broke it in half. That's okay, I

1132
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 2: want to make a debate.

1133
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: Later I was.

1134
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 2: I came to my my four year old's preschool and

1135
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 2: they're all dancing a thriller and I was like, well,

1136
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 2: this is interesting. It's still our best child rapist music

1137
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 2: for all the kids, still our best, still, our best

1138
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 2: Halloween song, Give Me a Story, Send Us Home, buddy.

1139
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get everybody on the counter. Three just yell

1140
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 3: your names because we're going to release this. We have

1141
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 3: a lot of listeners around the world and they need

1142
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 3: to know who you are as individual personally. So in

1143
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 3: the counter three, yell your full name. One, two, three,

1144
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 3: I heard Matt. I heard Matt Bomberman and so good.

1145
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 3: Three Matt Bomberman, Free Rumple.

1146
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 1: Shot at the Bar. Sarah Challick sent this in.

1147
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 3: I think she sent one in at yesterday Shane Richmond,

1148
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 3: which is a very good show. This was in KTLA

1149
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 3: dot com written by Jessica Patterson.

1150
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: Who most people think is it.

1151
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 3: Why don't we go a whisper one? Yeah, we've never

1152
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 3: done a whisper one.

1153
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: Okay.

1154
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 3: This was in KTLA written by Jessica Patterson and who

1155
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 3: some people think is the.

1156
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: That was pretty good, Scott, I got Scott it. You're brilliant.

1157
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: You liked it too, didn't you.

1158
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 3: This is the actual headline, Jessica totally sloshed guy accused

1159
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:25,919
Speaker 3: of falsifying bear attack. This is a banana story, Yeah,

1160
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 3: it says Sarah Chaalick gets us. Thank you, Sarah, you

1161
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 3: send a lot of good stories. Shockingly, an Ohio. Man,

1162
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 3: what a dumb ass state.

1163
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1164
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 2: I think Indiana is the worst state Indiana.

1165
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think Ohio's top five worst states.

1166
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's where we where we originated playing.

1167
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: Okay, number one state, Ohio. I love it. I like

1168
01:02:54,560 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: worst case North Carolina.

1169
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 2: That's like, Yeah, I do like Cleveland, and I'll put

1170
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 2: it out there.

1171
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: I like Cleveland.

1172
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 2: I like it too as one of the worst cities

1173
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 2: you can visit.

1174
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. It's fine. We'll probably be there next year.

1175
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 3: Right where wor should we go? Which one?

1176
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 2: Cleveland's great? Cleveland, we can go done? Last we hot.

1177
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: We haven't hit a lot of the states.

1178
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, the most of them. Most of them.

1179
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: We've done ten states.

1180
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably we got forty left.

1181
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 3: Tacoma, Man, they can't to Baltimore. Tacoma right there at

1182
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 3: the top.

1183
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, totally.

1184
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 3: Slash guy accused of falsifying bear attack. That's what we're

1185
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 3: gonna talk about. I'm in Ohio. Manus charged with falseley

1186
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 3: reporting an incident after investigators say his call to authorities

1187
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 3: to report a bear attack was just deployed to get

1188
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 3: out of a wooded area of West Virginia, just to

1189
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 3: get out. Yes, well this is he was totally slosh.

1190
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 3: Don't forget that. That's a good words. Yeah, hammered's good.

1191
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 3: Drunks fine. According to criminal complaint in Kanawa County Magistrate Court,

1192
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 3: first responders were called early in the morning on Friday,

1193
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 3: September twenty second. I've heard of that to assist a

1194
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 3: man in the woods. You never want to be a

1195
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 3: man in the woods. That is not a descriptor you want,

1196
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 3: dispatcher said. The man claimed he was injured and stranded

1197
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 3: along steep terrain. It happens, dispatcher said. The man cried,

1198
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 3: please help me, and that he was being attacked by

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01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 3: a bear.

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01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 2: He said it when they arrived.

1201
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 1: On the phone, Oh, on the phone, okay.

1202
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 3: The man also allegedly claimed that he had been walking

1203
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 3: for days, his phone was dying, and that bears were

1204
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 3: circling him and he was definitely going to die.

1205
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: This dude to.

1206
01:04:54,360 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 3: Be this drunk in the woods, like, yeah right, watch alone, dude.

1207
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 3: You gotta get the fat. The protein's not enough. The

1208
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 3: man was later identified as Christian what do you think

1209
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 3: that is? Leonard Leonhart? Leonard Leonards, Christian Leonard leon Hart.

1210
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 3: The man was later identified as Christian Leonhart, forty seven,

1211
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 3: So he's been around Brexville, Ohio. According to the complaint,

1212
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 3: deputies say several search several search and rescue groups worked

1213
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 3: to locate leon Hart, using emergency lights and sirens to

1214
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 3: scare away any bears.

1215
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 2: He said he was encircled.

1216
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 3: They were circling him in He was definitely going to die.

1217
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 2: Bears the legendary pack animals.

1218
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:49,439
Speaker 1: Oh, they hunt and pats they get in packs. Yeah,

1219
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 1: well it's the one you see here.

1220
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 2: It's this one that gets you, clever bear. Clever bear.

1221
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 3: Authorities say they also attempted to get in a helicopter

1222
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 3: from West Virginia State Police and other agencies to assist

1223
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 3: in the search. The criminal complaint says that while on

1224
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 3: the phone with dispatchers, leon Hart allegedly continue to say

1225
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 3: that the bears were stalking him and that he had

1226
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 3: began screaming, man.

1227
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:15,920
Speaker 1: This guy rules. Yeah.

1228
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,120
Speaker 3: He was also allegedly claimed to have a head injury

1229
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 3: and was bleeding. Dispatchers say when they arrived to apply

1230
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 3: pressure with his shirt, they said to apply pressure with

1231
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 3: your shirt if he was bleeding badly. According to the complaint,

1232
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 3: this is a hell the person or to type this

1233
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 3: complaint was having the greatest day.

1234
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 1: They're like, what else?

1235
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 2: I can make a hat, I can make a coat.

1236
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 3: According to the complaint, after a two hour search, cruise

1237
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 3: found Leonhart. Once they were at his location, he allegedly

1238
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 3: denied medical treatment from firing MS Creuse, claiming he just

1239
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 3: wanted to ride out of the woods.

1240
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: Survival skills.

1241
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 3: Also, you got a free package of so you actually

1242
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 3: are ahead of the game.

1243
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 1: You got free food.

1244
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 3: You gotta get the fat though, rabbits and birds aren't enough.

1245
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 1: You need the salmon. First responder said.

1246
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,840
Speaker 3: Lion Hart was not bleeding and had no visible injuries.

1247
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 3: Deputy said Leonhart allegedly told them he was extremely intoxicated

1248
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:21,520
Speaker 3: and apologized for wasting their time, but he just needed to.

1249
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 1: Get out of those woods.

1250
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

1251
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 3: I mean, this feels like a call. The cops probably

1252
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 3: get quite a bit. Lean Hart was arrested and is

1253
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 3: being charged with falsely reporting an emergency incident.

1254
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 1: Didn't know that was a crime. But he's not dead. Yeah,

1255
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 1: there's no bears.

1256
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,440
Speaker 3: Also pretty cool if they show up in a Helicopter's

1257
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 3: just bear circling this guy.

1258
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: He's just drinking.

1259
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 2: That's like a butt ice commercial, all right.

1260
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: So speaking of slash guys. Kurty b.

1261
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 3: I need your services. I need the name of a

1262
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 3: drunk sixty year old man.

1263
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: Gerald. Did you say too? Yeah, I said Gerald, and

1264
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: you said Jerry.

1265
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 2: Was that pair? It's over there, Jerald, Jerry, Jerry.

1266
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 1: I think I was good? All right? Good, Holy smokes, Ronald.

1267
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. That would be so me.

1268
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,640
Speaker 3: So I was at John Waters Christmas party in two

1269
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,759
Speaker 3: thousand and nine our good.

1270
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: Friend Carl Carl. Are you here? Maybe not? I think

1271
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 1: he might be there.

1272
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 3: You are, Oh yeah, Well you never know what that guy.

1273
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 3: So I got invited because Carl got invited.

1274
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 1: It wasn't me. So have you ever been to that party? I? No?

1275
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So he doesn't do it anymore. John has gotten

1276
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 3: to old and he doesn't do anymore. But it was incredible.

1277
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 3: And I've talked about a couple of stories in the

1278
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 3: pod before, but there is a So I go with

1279
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 3: my buddy Carl. As soon as you walk in the door,

1280
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:47,600
Speaker 3: John Waters takes a polaroid of you. It's true. He

1281
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:50,879
Speaker 3: goes Scotty Carl get together and he's like, Hi, I'm John.

1282
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 5: Wait Tuscany Canterbury like his beautiful.

1283
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 1: Yea there, Well, the one right here right your Hopkins.

1284
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:02,680
Speaker 5: It's fucking called Tusco Cannabis is Yeah, that is like

1285
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 5: that little enclave.

1286
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 3: Diane Lane was there with a blanket over her shoulders

1287
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:15,639
Speaker 3: as yeah, that makes sense. She wasn't but this house.

1288
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 3: So he takes photos and he's like him. I was like, John,

1289
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 3: you went to high school with my uncle Chris be

1290
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 3: goes Chris?

1291
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:20,600
Speaker 5: Was it?

1292
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,680
Speaker 3: Chris fairly goes? Oh handsome, handsome guy, beautiful eyes, which

1293
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,040
Speaker 3: is very sweet. They did go to Calvert Hall together,

1294
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 3: any Calvert Halls. I like the woman that yelled, She's like, yeah,

1295
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 3: Calvert Hall. So I had just written on one TV

1296
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 3: show at the time. It was an MTV show. So

1297
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 3: not only was that show, it was called Mega Drive

1298
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 3: Kurtler Dormant. It went one season. Five people watched it.

1299
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:44,759
Speaker 3: Thank you all for being here tonight.

1300
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 5: Scottie. Can we do you mind if I take a moment,

1301
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 5: take a moment? Can you just talk about your most

1302
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 5: recent writing credits?

1303
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 1: Sure? I wrote the movie The Machine that came out

1304
01:09:58,840 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 1: this year.

1305
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I, uh, what's my other most raison on

1306
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 3: Kurt I don't know what was a strike year?

1307
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,479
Speaker 1: So nothing happens since like, let that go.

1308
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 3: I have a Baltimore pilot called Ride and Dirty about

1309
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,040
Speaker 3: a female jockey at Pimlico.

1310
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that Netflix.

1311
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 3: It's with Netflix, baby, Yeah, and Kurt's gonna be an

1312
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 3: announcer on it.

1313
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 1: And then I have a fun one that I can't

1314
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:24,360
Speaker 1: talk about.

1315
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,600
Speaker 2: He has eight different things going on right now, and

1316
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 2: let me talk about any of that.

1317
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 3: I do. Okay, but Machine is on Netflix now, so

1318
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 3: is Ma yeah, and so is Ma.

1319
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 1: So. But I was young.

1320
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 3: I was twenty six is twenty seven ish, and so I

1321
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 3: was like, not only was I excited because I love

1322
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 3: John Waters because I'm from Baltimore, but I was like, hey,

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Speaker 3: maybe I'll meet somebody.

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Speaker 1: It's like, hey, I make stuff, do you want to

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Speaker 1: work with me?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, cool, awesome. And John's house is very fun.

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Speaker 3: It was decoratedly Christmas. But then he has like fake

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Speaker 3: food everywhere, and he has like a Chucky doll with

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01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,639
Speaker 3: a Santa hat on, but it's like Bride of Chuck.

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Speaker 1: It's like own apart. So his house is cool.

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Speaker 2: And then also they have Liechtenstein's and like, he has

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Speaker 2: incredible art.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the it's great. It's exactly what you

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Speaker 1: want to.

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Speaker 5: Be, isn't there an.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, an electrocution chair there is, and Chucky was in that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 3: And then in the attic he has a fake pipe

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Speaker 3: bomb building room, as if somebody was going to blow

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Speaker 3: up Camden Yards.

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Speaker 1: It's fake.

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01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,720
Speaker 3: It's all stage to look like a crazy person was

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Speaker 3: making pipe bombers.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing thing. Okay.

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Speaker 3: He also had an IBM computer that was like this big,

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Speaker 3: which I'm like, this dude gets it.

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Speaker 1: He's funny.

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Speaker 3: So at some point I'm like, you know, Carl and

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01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,679
Speaker 3: I split off, were hanging out and I start talking

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01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 3: to this junk guy is older than me and his

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01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 3: name's Gerald or Jerry, and he's like, oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: a writer too, And I'm like, oh yeah.

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01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,719
Speaker 1: He goes, I wrote a film called Well Worn.

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Speaker 3: I go what'side about? He goes, well, it's about a

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01:11:55,520 --> 01:12:01,680
Speaker 3: porn star. It works at Salvation Army and when she

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Speaker 3: can't get people to buy stuff, she starts sleeping with customers.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,840
Speaker 3: And I was like this sounds pretty good, honestly, yeah.

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01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 3: And she's like he was like, I'm trying to get

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Speaker 3: John to produce it. Like I've been friends with John

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Speaker 3: for thirty five years, and I'm like, cool.

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Speaker 1: Man, that sounds good. And then he just he's drunk,

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01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:18,520
Speaker 1: and he's.

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Speaker 3: Just like and it's funny because she's like having sex

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Speaker 3: on the counters and she's having sex on old furniture

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01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:25,360
Speaker 3: and she's holding a trophy in one seat, and I'm like, Okay,

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01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,400
Speaker 3: now I need to get out of this conversation.

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01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,240
Speaker 1: I picked the wrong guy to network with.

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01:12:30,479 --> 01:12:32,840
Speaker 3: My networking went from like you like my sweater to

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01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:34,759
Speaker 3: be like, oh, sweet god, Gerald.

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01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:36,679
Speaker 1: So we're having fun.

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Speaker 3: Three or four hours later, I'm just wandering in the

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01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,439
Speaker 3: house and he encourages you to do this.

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Speaker 1: It's so it was so awesome. I feel so blessed

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01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: to have gotten to do it.

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01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 3: So I'm upstairs and I just walk into a brightly

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Speaker 3: lit room. It's John Waters bedroom, and John is sitting

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01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 3: cross Lake style on his bed with two of his

1379
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:57,559
Speaker 3: best friends, literally exchanging wrapped presents and thanking each other.

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01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,599
Speaker 3: These are old friends, so this is no gag involved.

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01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,719
Speaker 3: They are giving each other gifts. And I walk right

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01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 3: in and he's like, it's fine, it's fine.

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01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 1: He's like fine.

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01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,320
Speaker 3: So then I'm staying in the corner just silently like

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01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 3: a boob no by mysel.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, cause you're twenty seven. You don't know

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01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:14,160
Speaker 2: to just leave him.

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01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:15,000
Speaker 1: And he's a hero.

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01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 3: And I talked to him like twice before, but he

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01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:19,559
Speaker 3: was like it's fine. But then they're like oh and

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01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,799
Speaker 3: he's opened it. It's like a photo and a diary

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01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 3: and they're hugging and it's like, oh, this means so

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01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 3: much meat. I don't know the other two people and

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01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaker 3: I'm like okay. So I was like, you know what,

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01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 3: this is beautiful. I'm watching this scene. I'm gonna watch

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01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,640
Speaker 3: his play out and then I'm just gonna do that

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01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,880
Speaker 3: thing where you kind of do the thing at a

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Speaker 3: party even before smartphones.

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01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:38,439
Speaker 1: Were You're just like, man, just walk up.

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01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,040
Speaker 3: And as I start to like build up the momentum

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01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,400
Speaker 3: to be like I gotta get out of here.

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01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:45,120
Speaker 1: I'm watching a private moment, here comes Gerald and.

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01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,920
Speaker 3: Gerald storms right up to me, goes and the other

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01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 3: thing about well, Warren is like he's like full nudity

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01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:53,519
Speaker 3: the back forty five minutes and I'm like okay, and

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01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,680
Speaker 3: he's just talking to me. He's talking to me, and

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01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 3: I'm like freaking out because they can hear me. The

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01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,040
Speaker 3: three people having this moment and lay.

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01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 5: We were like wait, did you go to Franklin High.

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01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,679
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait a second, did you teach me wood

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01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:07,160
Speaker 3: shop at Franklin High?

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01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,040
Speaker 1: And so I'm like frozen and John.

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01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:12,840
Speaker 3: It gets the point where John's like, guys, you could

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01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:17,680
Speaker 3: take that outside, which then I'm like cres, I'm defeated,

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01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,120
Speaker 3: and I'm like this is so bad. And then I

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01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:26,160
Speaker 3: hear these hard soul shoes coming down the wooden hallway,

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01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 3: the hardwood floor, towards the bedroom, and I'm like, okay,

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01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,720
Speaker 3: So I got turn to leave, and I look up

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01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:39,280
Speaker 3: and it's Governor Martin O'Malley in a leather bomber jacket

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01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:43,080
Speaker 3: and he comes and goes John, and John goes, oh,

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01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,840
Speaker 3: your honor, and as they're hugging, I just go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, see jeruff. So I didn't vote for o'maley.

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01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,840
Speaker 2: I'm not from here, but thank God for O'Malley.

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01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,960
Speaker 3: He got me out of the saddest moment of my

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01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 3: entire life.

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01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 1: I wish you'd give me the key to the city. Thanks.

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01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:05,840
Speaker 1: It killed me. It killed me.

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Speaker 5: Well, so uh. One of my uh compatriots at Saint

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01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:18,560
Speaker 5: Mary's Yews was an individual who was amazing named Joshua

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01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 5: Grenell and we all, uh, those of us who were

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01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 5: like of that age who felt like very subjugated by

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01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:30,519
Speaker 5: like the jock and like like I don't know what

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01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 5: the fuck like predominant culture who we loved like the

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01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:39,439
Speaker 5: Smiths and the Cure and like Craves and all like

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01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 5: we were on a like unapologetically like anything that was countercultural. Yes,

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01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:50,200
Speaker 5: like and and so uh Joshua Grenell was one of

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Speaker 5: my like deepest dearest friends from middle school on. And

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Speaker 5: Joshua is now Peaches Christ Is that true? Yeah, so

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01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 5: like a well known like I think entity in like

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01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 5: a drag like amazing individual who I got to watch

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01:16:12,439 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 5: like in the same way that I watched you Kurt,

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01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:22,439
Speaker 5: Like I feel like transformed fucking farst Gump character. I

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01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:28,880
Speaker 5: feel these white men who are not bad, they're amazing.

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01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,720
Speaker 1: Fucking incredible.

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01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 5: Joshua is now like deep close friends with John Waters

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01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:40,000
Speaker 5: and mink Stools.

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Speaker 1: It's a cool click.

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01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's an amazing click. I've not been able to

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01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 5: figure out how to leverage the click, like we're for

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01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:50,960
Speaker 5: my own Clinton. That's okay, I don't need to.

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01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 1: You need a good drag name. You need a good

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01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:53,880
Speaker 1: drag name.

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01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:56,800
Speaker 5: I don't know if there's anyone that wants to see

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01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 5: drag king. No, a fifty year old old white woman

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01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,160
Speaker 5: who the fuck wants to see.

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01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:06,839
Speaker 1: Our audience does?

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01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,479
Speaker 5: All right, I'll figure it out.

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01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,559
Speaker 2: That's what we're all gonna do. That's what we're all

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01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:16,760
Speaker 2: gonna do. And I invite everyone tonight to please.

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01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,639
Speaker 1: Go to seven eleven.

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01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:24,000
Speaker 2: Yes, get yourself a Baltimore Burrito. We're gonna be in

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01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:28,639
Speaker 2: the back taking pictures and there's some merch over there

1463
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 2: to sign it. We can do that as well. Let's

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01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 2: hang out some have a fucking amazing time. But before

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01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,680
Speaker 2: we end the show, you guys have to end it.

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01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 2: So I want you to say as hard as you

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01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,880
Speaker 2: can anyway you want the real word, not the way

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01:17:45,920 --> 01:18:00,000
Speaker 2: I said it, Okay, one, two three, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:21,360
Speaker 3: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgarriff and

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01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:22,360
Speaker 3: Georgia Hartstart

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01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:26,759
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern,