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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Oh, I do have a dirty little secret. Sweet?

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Speaker 1: What is it? So? It was Halloween night twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 1: There was a girl and I just started talking. Never

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Speaker 1: met her before, and she's like, hey, me and my

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Speaker 1: sister we want to go you know, we want to

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Speaker 1: go drink. We want to go to a Halloween party.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh cool. Bill. At the time, I

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Speaker 1: didn't have a vehicle, so her and her sister came

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Speaker 1: and picked me up. Throughout the night, I got extremely

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Speaker 1: over intoxicated, and uh, one thing led to another. We

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Speaker 1: get back in the car and the girl that I

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Speaker 1: was kind of talking to, I had never been to

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Speaker 1: her house nothing. This is the first time we met.

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Speaker 1: She's like, hey, take us back to her place, so,

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Speaker 1: you know, like my estate that I was in. I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, you know, I'm got to get lucky.

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Speaker 1: And we get back to the Skirl's house and everything

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Speaker 1: happens as it should. Well. I pass out. I wake up,

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Speaker 1: you know, roughly probably four o'clock, five o'clock in the

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Speaker 1: morning in this girl's rooms, cache black, and there's nothing

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Speaker 1: that I have to do more than I call out

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Speaker 1: of bed, and I start fumbling my way around the room.

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Speaker 1: I can't find a light switch, I can't find a door,

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Speaker 1: I can't find anything. And the only two options are

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Speaker 1: either a I've on myself and the floor, or just

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Speaker 1: the floor and so ill over this girl's floor, turn around,

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Speaker 1: get back in bed. Well, the next morning, her sister

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Speaker 1: comes in the house at like seven thirty eight o'clock

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Speaker 1: in steps in the oh oh god, whoa and wakes

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Speaker 1: us up with like a small streak. And I immediately

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Speaker 1: know what it was, and I was just kind of

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Speaker 1: keep my mouth shut. And the girl that I was

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Speaker 1: fucking to, she's like, what is it? What is it?

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Speaker 1: And she immediately is like, there's on the floor. There's

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Speaker 1: on the floor. And the girl blames it on the dog.

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Speaker 1: So to this day, six years later, being married to

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Speaker 1: the same woman, does not have a clue, does not

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Speaker 1: have a clue that I on her floor. It is

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Speaker 1: happy way to keep that secret. Thank you're telling us,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret.