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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making your bedtime routine even

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Speaker 1: easier with a new invention, toothpaste flavored ice cream. Oh

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Speaker 1: perfect for kids who want to skip brushing their teeth

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Speaker 1: right after dessert.

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Speaker 2: And it even comes in a toothpaste tube.

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Speaker 1: So just squirt a couple gobs in your mouth after

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Speaker 1: dinner and say good night. With Laser Stories, or segment

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Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other hog and dirty dogs just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of you guessed it, Florida.

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Speaker 1: This is not gonna surprise you, but a Florida man

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Speaker 1: got into a fight with another Florida man at a

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Speaker 1: nearby beach.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you know what, that's better than a gator or some.

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Speaker 1: Sort of bear or And apparently this fight was over

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Speaker 1: a tricycle's headlights.

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Speaker 2: Came with headlights.

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Speaker 1: According to the police report, the adult victim was riding

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Speaker 1: a tricycle down the beach while using a flashlight as

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Speaker 1: a headlight. The assailant didn't like it shining right into

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Speaker 1: his face and started arguing with him. It's like what

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Speaker 1: bros put their foot down over is the stupidest crap.

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Speaker 2: Are you proud of yourself if you beat up a

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Speaker 2: guy on a tricycle?

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Speaker 1: Right? Well, it was no physical beating because at one

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Speaker 1: point the attacker noticed the victim had a machete in

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Speaker 1: the basket of his trike. Wait, in the tricycle there

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Speaker 1: a machete, so he grabbed it and swung it at

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Speaker 1: the guy.

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Speaker 2: That's a deadly weapon, the victim seven year.

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Speaker 1: The victim on the tricycle took the machete back, but

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Speaker 1: cut his left hand in the process, and then pedaled

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Speaker 1: away on his trike and called nine one.

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Speaker 2: One trail of blood.

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Speaker 1: He was eventually taken to a hospital with non life

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Speaker 1: threatening injuries, and the police asked him why he was

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Speaker 1: on a tricycle with a machete.

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Speaker 2: His response, all his friends have him.

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Speaker 1: Gangs in Florida the hot new thing This next lazer

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Speaker 1: stories out of New York. The most generally accepted grounds

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Speaker 1: for divorce brook Just in case you're wondering. They include adultery, bigamy, desertion,

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Speaker 1: criminal conviction, physical abuse, drug addiction, and irreconcilable differences. But

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Speaker 1: what about screwing jar lids on too tight? One woman

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Speaker 1: claims she filed for divorce. Quote, because my husband over

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Speaker 1: tightens all the jar lids.

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Speaker 2: Ses an old trick. Do it to make your wife

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Speaker 2: feel like she needs you. It's an old joke, that's funny,

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Speaker 2: she told the courts.

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Speaker 1: It may seem like it's no big deal, but if

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Speaker 1: every single jar in the house is overtightened to the

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Speaker 1: point where he needs to be there to open them,

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Speaker 1: then it's extremely un annoying and she can't get anything done.

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Speaker 2: She can't get anything done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I signed and jelly maybe like what some apple sauce.

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Speaker 1: The nail in the coffin was when she discovered that

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Speaker 1: even the jars that never have been opened were also overtightened,

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Speaker 1: meaning can tell.

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Speaker 2: They're over tightened because she hasn't popped up in the

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Speaker 2: air section. Well, they haven't been opened, you could tell,

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Speaker 2: but how did you tell. It's like he went in

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Speaker 2: and over tightened them.

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Speaker 1: She felt like the fact that she couldn't open any

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Speaker 1: jar in the house that he was doing it on purpose.

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Speaker 2: It's not that she got some weak hams.

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Speaker 1: She was going crazy and says she lost sleep over it.

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Speaker 1: Even had a mental breakdown where she vomited and felt

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Speaker 1: like she was having a heart attack.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Let's get a therapist. She needs the olives

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Speaker 2: for her Martini give her a break.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, After the woman filed, her husband was blindsided because

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Speaker 1: he says there were literally no other issues in marriage

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Speaker 1: who He suggested counseling to her, but she refused, saying, quote,

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Speaker 1: there's no point. I just literally can't get past the

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Speaker 1: damn jar lids. He still won't even admit that he's

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Speaker 1: doing it on purpose. He's given me no reason.

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Speaker 2: You know, marriage is a lot of work.

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Speaker 1: People divorce easier than ever. This next laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of the Bay Area. It's notoriously hard and expensive

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Speaker 1: to buy a home in San Francisco. That's why people

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Speaker 1: freaked out when a three bedroom house in the Russian

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Speaker 1: Hill neighborhood just hit the market for only four hundred

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Speaker 1: and eighty eight grandh what's wrong with it? Because the

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Speaker 1: average house price in that area is one point five million,

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Speaker 1: so this is more than just a steal.

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Speaker 2: But of course there is a little catch.

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Speaker 1: Anyone who purchases the home won't be able to move

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Speaker 1: into it for thirty years.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, was a day? Is year?

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Speaker 1: Why the listing posted on Zilla says the home is

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Speaker 1: tenant occupied and to be sold as is, and the

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Speaker 1: buyer won't be able to move in until two thousand

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Speaker 1: and fifty three.

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Speaker 2: Dude, that's a good lease that somebody got.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's a great investment because it'll be worth

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Speaker 1: like a billion at that time. But the current tenant

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Speaker 1: will continue to live there and pay the same amount

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Speaker 1: of rent every single month, four hundred and seventeen dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh whoa, Oh what lucky?

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Speaker 1: Yea cover anything for seventeen But even with that, real

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Speaker 1: estate experts say it's a bargain for somebody if they're

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Speaker 1: willing to just wait it out. Oh, a rich person

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Speaker 1: who can just be like, yeah, have a billion, I

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Speaker 1: will ry on ose.

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Speaker 2: You could be like, yeah, girl, I got a home. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean you can't move in until thirty years we'll

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Speaker 2: be there or be really quiet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and speaking of weight, the day of the open house,

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Speaker 1: people were lined up for three blocks just to see it.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that must be actual interest inconvenient for who

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Speaker 2: over that tenet is. This next lazer story is out

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Speaker 2: of Travel Central.

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Speaker 1: A new report says people are fighting rising costs by

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Speaker 1: researching so.

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Speaker 2: Called vacation dupes.

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Speaker 1: Of what basically finding something similar that's cheaper, even if

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Speaker 1: it isn't quite as luxurious. So maybe your idea of

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Speaker 1: a waterfront vacation in Bora, Bora could be subbed out

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Speaker 1: for one in San Diego. Actually, you might need to

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Speaker 1: even dupe that and replace it with Myrtle beach, or

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Speaker 1: dupe that and sub in Cleveland.

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Speaker 2: There's many beaches in Cleveland. Jeff, it's a dupe. Bro

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Speaker 2: oh Okay.

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Speaker 1: In a poll, sixty one percent of Americans say they'd

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Speaker 1: be interested in a dupe, but not everyone would broadcast

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Speaker 1: it publicly. Twenty eight percent of people say they wouldn't

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Speaker 1: reveal that they were doing the light version of another destination.

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Speaker 2: So would you still like geotag Bora, Bora? I mean

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Speaker 2: good dupes? You can't tell the difference, yea.

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Speaker 1: The top vacation dupe spots right now include the Virgin

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Speaker 1: Islands instead.

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Speaker 2: Of going to the Bahamas.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Belfast instead of London, Memphis instead of Nashville, And Levenworth,

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Speaker 1: Washington instead of Bavaria, Germany.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry what Levenworth, Washington. It's like a very German

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Speaker 2: style style. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing though, I actually love this because you're

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Speaker 1: going to places with less tourists, do you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 2: So it's gonna be less crowded, you're gonna enjoy your time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Like everyone's like I'm in Miami at Nobu and

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Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I'm at Nobu too, and you're like

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Speaker 1: an carry occupation. That's why whenever Brook does her Mexico

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Speaker 1: vacations for her family, she stays at the place where

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Speaker 1: the drug lords like to live. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Why it's a dupe of common Yeah, totally. It's like

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Speaker 2: a bogo almost on that oneist.

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Speaker 1: Thankfully, one guy you could never do is the one

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Speaker 1: and only Humper. Ah. Yeah, this guy And even though

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Speaker 1: he's an original, he's not above getting free.

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Speaker 2: With some dupes.

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Speaker 1: And this is him with a pair of Rebombs Taiwanese

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Speaker 1: knockoffs of Rebox. He loves those dukes. That now means

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Friday. Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning