Speaker 1: The Nicky Gas Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am
Speaker 1: welcome to the show with the nick the Podcast. Let
Speaker 1: me apologize ahead of time for my audio. I forgot
Speaker 1: to bring a microphone with me on the road to
Speaker 1: New York, and so that is I'm using my AirPods.
Speaker 1: Don't blame me, blame Steve Jobs. Did he have anything
Speaker 1: to do with the air pod? Do you think around?
Speaker 1: I'm sure he had the blueprints. No, I think he
Speaker 1: just drew things and then smarter people made him. I
Speaker 1: don't definitely came out after he died, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Oh the AirPod? Yeah, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: think he just tried to put a couple of nanos
Speaker 1: in his ears. One other thing, Nana's I kind of
Speaker 1: missed the circle thing where like that. Oh that was
Speaker 1: a very satisfying that little clicky click and the BlackBerry
Speaker 1: the sounds of the clicks. Oh yeah, the BlackBerry. I never,
Speaker 1: I never did you had a BlackBerry before? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean I was doing real estate, so you know, right
Speaker 1: after I got the sidekick? Oh yeah, wait, the one
Speaker 1: that goes like like over, Oh no, that's the next
Speaker 1: step side I think you go flip. Yeah, when did
Speaker 1: you get your razor? Do you remember when you got
Speaker 1: a razor? I mean was seventh grade when I started
Speaker 1: shaving my legs. No, I never had a razor phone ever?
Speaker 1: What No, I never had one. I always I never
Speaker 1: had a flipbone. I don't think maybe once it had
Speaker 1: like a little flip over it. It wasn't a flip
Speaker 1: where the voice part was in the flip. It was
Speaker 1: just covering. But you know what your first nine texting?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember my first phone. The the ring
Speaker 1: was doing no no no non in and I love
Speaker 1: that ring. I wish I could get back it was
Speaker 1: it was unique and no one else had it and
Speaker 1: I really liked it. Um, yeah, T nine, I love
Speaker 1: texting with T nine. Do you remember that? I don't
Speaker 1: remember what is Tina? You know if you if I
Speaker 1: was writing, um, babe, I would do to to to
Speaker 1: get the A B. Then you wait a second and
Speaker 1: then you go to to to again to get B
Speaker 1: and then E would be three three. I mean the
Speaker 1: patients we had back then, I could do it so fast. Um.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do the thing where you kind of
Speaker 1: just like, uh, I don't even know you do? Like
Speaker 1: you on your keyboard? You don't hit them individually. You
Speaker 1: just kind of go, this is easier, like you like,
Speaker 1: do I've never? I've never. And it's like the cursive
Speaker 1: of computer. Yes, can you do cursive? Yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: cursive guy. I can't do a Z obviously or upper
Speaker 1: case too, but now you know how to do that.
Speaker 1: It's just a two, it's whatever. All I know is
Speaker 1: that I remember I had a cellphone college, and I
Speaker 1: would talk to my girlfriend at night for an extra
Speaker 1: like minutes over whatever the the amount was. And I
Speaker 1: just remember my dad being like, yeah, you we lost
Speaker 1: our house. You're crying on the phone at night about
Speaker 1: apparently my divorce to your girlfriend, about your divorce to
Speaker 1: your girlfriend, or think tried to have her feel sorry
Speaker 1: for me so I could finally what a loss soul
Speaker 1: you were. I got to see your parents or your
Speaker 1: dad and your stepmom's house we were this weekend. We
Speaker 1: drove through on our way from Fort Lauderdale to Jacksonville,
Speaker 1: drove through and stopped at your dad's house. Would you
Speaker 1: did you know that we were going to drive past it,
Speaker 1: like ten minutes away from it, because you just asked,
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes before we get there. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, my dad lives to minutes. Wait, can
Speaker 1: we stop? Like were you scared to ask me a
Speaker 1: day before? Like why did you wait till the last second?
Speaker 1: I'm just really I wouldn't say I was kind of
Speaker 1: confused by that. I don't think I'm scared to ask you.
Speaker 1: I just think that like one my dad's recovered from
Speaker 1: hip surgery to I'm recovering from COVID three. I just
Speaker 1: thought we didn't really necessarily going to have time. I
Speaker 1: didn't know what time we were going to leave in
Speaker 1: the morning. You know, it's a long drive to Jacksonville. Um,
Speaker 1: so I guess all those things included. I just didn't
Speaker 1: think that I would stop. And then also I didn't
Speaker 1: know how long we would stop. And so then when
Speaker 1: we just like we got close, you were just feeling
Speaker 1: it and you were like, oh, this could actually work,
Speaker 1: and that's why you up that. Yeah, I was like
Speaker 1: I knew how excited he'd be. Yes, he was so excited.
Speaker 1: He was touched. Um he got tear guy. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was nice. It was you know he uh, we don't
Speaker 1: get I don't get that there that often. Does he
Speaker 1: really have a farm? It was like a petting zoo. No,
Speaker 1: it was wild. Andrew didn't tell me that before we stopped.
Speaker 1: He was just like, you want to go to Like,
Speaker 1: I'm I love Andrew's family, I just don't I don't
Speaker 1: like like touring homes. I just don't care. I just
Speaker 1: don't care about homes. His home was actually and I
Speaker 1: thought their estate was going to be so big that
Speaker 1: I would have to like see everything, like it would
Speaker 1: be just like it would take it would be like
Speaker 1: touring Graceland, Like I would need like, you know, an
Speaker 1: audio like system to put on them that would take
Speaker 1: me through a tour of it. But it was really
Speaker 1: like it was minimal in a beautiful way, and it
Speaker 1: was actually really fun to see inside. But I um,
Speaker 1: if you would have told me there were goats and
Speaker 1: a donkey, I would have been like, yeah, please, let's go.
Speaker 1: I'm dying. I mean, is more important than the donkey.
Speaker 1: But the donkey is someone's parents, no offense. Your your
Speaker 1: parents are great, so are my parents. But no one
Speaker 1: ever wants to see parents. Can we just be like
Speaker 1: Noah wanting to see my parents in Arizona? Really, Like,
Speaker 1: I just don't understand it. I don't care who your
Speaker 1: parents are I would rather not see your parents? Is
Speaker 1: that rude to say? Yeah? Of course? Why? Literally? No,
Speaker 1: it's different because I see my parents once every two years.
Speaker 1: You see your parents once every two days. Like there's
Speaker 1: a difference. If I'm driving back, if imagine, imagine, imagine,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying for you, we stopped because I you
Speaker 1: do need to see your parents. And I didn't realize that,
Speaker 1: I thought. But the thing is, if it was that
Speaker 1: important to you, why didn't you fit it in and
Speaker 1: ask us sooner? Like that's what That's why. I was
Speaker 1: kind of like, if this is so important, why is
Speaker 1: it coming up? Like can we stop at this rest
Speaker 1: stop to go to the bathroom? Like it was literally
Speaker 1: sooner than I usually asked to stop for Starbucks that
Speaker 1: maybe maybe maybe there was part of me that was like, well,
Speaker 1: if I put it on her last second, she'll be
Speaker 1: more inclined to do it than then dreaded three days
Speaker 1: ahead of Okay, I got you, you got worked. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't maulate you, No, I really, but it is
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I'm not a cruel if you go,
Speaker 1: literally said Nikki, you said, when I go, do you
Speaker 1: want to stop? You said, I'd rather not stop. But
Speaker 1: if we're gonna stop, we could stop. You literally said
Speaker 1: that because I wasn't lying to you, Andrew, I would
Speaker 1: rather know. But so then I'm not crazy that say no,
Speaker 1: but I'm allowed to say no. I understand that. But
Speaker 1: I'm telling you why these reactions are happening. I get it, Andrew,
Speaker 1: but that reaction wasn't mean. It was just like you
Speaker 1: asked me, can't do you? Do you want to? Could
Speaker 1: we stop? And I'd said, I said I'd rather not.
Speaker 1: But if it's if you want to, we can't? Why
Speaker 1: is that? Why is that I'm not saying it's me.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you though, that's that's that's the truth, that's
Speaker 1: the facts. Though, that's why you say that you can't
Speaker 1: ask me till last second. But like, why if you
Speaker 1: would have asked me before I could say, you know,
Speaker 1: I'd rather not and then you can go, which you
Speaker 1: which I realized without you said sing, was this is
Speaker 1: important to me. I don't get to see my dad.
Speaker 1: I would do you think I'm that cruel that I
Speaker 1: would go, Oh my god, we're I didn't know we
Speaker 1: were gonna be ten minutes away from your dad. I
Speaker 1: literally you never said that even once the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what Florida is, so I never knew
Speaker 1: that if you would have said to me on Wednesday, Hey,
Speaker 1: on our way from Fort Lauderdale Jacksonville, we're going to
Speaker 1: literally drive by ten minutes away from my dad's. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen him in so long. I never make it
Speaker 1: down there. He just had hip surgery. There would be
Speaker 1: no doubt that I would have said yes to that,
Speaker 1: no doubt. But it doesn't the importance of it is
Speaker 1: a factor in me saying yes. Because even though I
Speaker 1: don't want to see anyone's parents, when they when when
Speaker 1: my friend it matters to them to see their loved ones.
Speaker 1: That trumps any feeling I have. But it doesn't deny
Speaker 1: that I still don't want to see parents. That's ever.
Speaker 1: But also I'm not. I'm not a heartless like I
Speaker 1: don't know what you think I am. Like, I just
Speaker 1: don't understand. It hurts my feelings that you think that
Speaker 1: you saying because you know what happens is when you
Speaker 1: asked me last minute, I think, well, he doesn't. This
Speaker 1: isn't that important to him because I haven't even heard
Speaker 1: about it. He's just it just occurred to him that
Speaker 1: his dad is, Like, it didn't seem important to me.
Speaker 1: It seems like an afterthought, So I'm more inclined to
Speaker 1: not want to go when you spring it on me
Speaker 1: last second, Like it's just like, oh, you know, I
Speaker 1: want to get a sandwich from this place we're driving by.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I don't. I don't think Like there
Speaker 1: wasn't too much really like the whole manipulative thing that
Speaker 1: was kind of a joke, but like there wasn't too
Speaker 1: much thought put into it in the sense of like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like try to get to stop. It was
Speaker 1: literally like, holy sh it, I am going by my
Speaker 1: dad's and it would be amazing to see him for
Speaker 1: ten minutes. And I guess we can do it because
Speaker 1: it's only eleven thirty. Like literally that was the thought.
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't there wasn't more thought to it. There is.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm going to be completely honest, is
Speaker 1: thought to like like we're on the road for your stuff,
Speaker 1: like it's your show, it's your tour too for me
Speaker 1: to then go, well, I'm gonna make this about me
Speaker 1: and stop at my parents. I do feel a little
Speaker 1: reservation there because it's not my place to do that,
Speaker 1: and that has nothing to do with you as much
Speaker 1: as it is. It's just like, it's not my it's
Speaker 1: not you know. I just think the adult and mature
Speaker 1: thing to do is would be to not wait for
Speaker 1: the last second because of I just think I just
Speaker 1: would encourage you to not wait, because of of you
Speaker 1: procrastinating that you're scared to ask me about something like
Speaker 1: it's That's not my fault that I respond. I'm not
Speaker 1: blaming you. I have a question for Andrew. Are you,
Speaker 1: in general like a last minute planner or do you
Speaker 1: enjoy spontaneity? But I know that Andrew had known that
Speaker 1: we were driving. Best to say, I know that it
Speaker 1: was on his mind. This was I swear it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. I swear to God, I swear in my
Speaker 1: life it was not on my mind. It was not
Speaker 1: on my mind to stop. I really wasn't thinking I
Speaker 1: was going to stop. Then that could have been what
Speaker 1: you said initially instead of I'm scared to ask you beforehand.
Speaker 1: If it wasn't on your mind beforehand, what I'm saying
Speaker 1: when you brought it up, when you said, oh, then
Speaker 1: you were probably that probably is a percentage of my
Speaker 1: brain of why I thought not to stop, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm not saying that was the majority of it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I assumed you had thought of it
Speaker 1: before twenty minutes before. I really didn't. I really hadn't.
Speaker 1: I really had it, and partly yeah and partly, but yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't think it occurred to you, because I get it.
Speaker 1: But there were goats and there was a donkey, and
Speaker 1: I don't even know why. It's don't either. I still
Speaker 1: don't know why. My my dad's a Jewish guy from
Speaker 1: like from when did he get the goats? Huh? I
Speaker 1: think they came with my stepfamily. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how we have goats.
Speaker 1: I don't. My stepbrother takes here, my stepbrother, Jake, he
Speaker 1: built a farm five four or five goats and then
Speaker 1: one donkey that they just got. That The donkey is
Speaker 1: kind of you can just tell, doesn't know if it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be a goat. There's no other donkeys around it,
Speaker 1: and you're just like, where do you get a donkey from?
Speaker 1: Like craigslist. It's just I don't but it was so cute.
Speaker 1: They were so cute and they were they just you know,
Speaker 1: they only care about food. They're not like wanting to
Speaker 1: get pets or anything like that. It's just it's interesting
Speaker 1: to see animals that just have no motivation for like affection,
Speaker 1: Unlike you know, the dog Otis and then the other
Speaker 1: dog Bella. Is that it. Those two dogs are so cute.
Speaker 1: They're just like dogs. Dogs love pets, like that's treats
Speaker 1: to them. A lot of times they say you can
Speaker 1: train your dog just by and you don't have to
Speaker 1: give him a treat. You can just like go the
Speaker 1: gut boy, and they that's enough for them to be like,
Speaker 1: oh I want to do that, I want to sit again,
Speaker 1: or I want to stay. But um, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: feel bad when goats they come up to you and
Speaker 1: you want them to come to you, so you kind
Speaker 1: of pretend you have food. But it's such a trick
Speaker 1: and I feel bad. Yeah. The goat they really they
Speaker 1: their their eyes are really on the side of their
Speaker 1: head there, I know, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: I thought, like a goat, if you were in front
Speaker 1: of a goat, they'd have no idea, like you could
Speaker 1: really stand right in front of if you're really skinny,
Speaker 1: and they'd have no idea the same way. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess there's no cross eyed goats. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: that because they're all side eyed. It's I love that
Speaker 1: your step mom was like, get on the donkey, don't
Speaker 1: actually don't, but just straddle. It will be fun. And
Speaker 1: I was like I would. But I also got bit
Speaker 1: by a camel that was told a guy told me
Speaker 1: to kiss it. That seemed to know what he was
Speaker 1: talking about. So I wasn't gonna trust your step mom
Speaker 1: about the donkey. That's a good point. I wouldn't trust
Speaker 1: her either. But my dad, you know, my dad wanted
Speaker 1: to horses this whole. I think that was a big,
Speaker 1: big disconnect. My mom is like a Jewish American princess
Speaker 1: from Chicago, like city girl. Definitely didn't want to own
Speaker 1: horses and pick up poor ship, and I think my
Speaker 1: dad always wanted that. I think that was a disconnect
Speaker 1: in their relationship, you know. And now he finally has
Speaker 1: his farm with his side eye goats, and it's it's
Speaker 1: so much work. You're right, I'm with your mom. Like
Speaker 1: I was thinking about pools and like I was reading
Speaker 1: someone on Reddit was talking about like what's something you
Speaker 1: buy that you like seems better than when you get
Speaker 1: it in a pool because it takes so much maintenance. Um,
Speaker 1: and I would absolutely let my pool go to ship.
Speaker 1: Like I just that's just a part of my personality
Speaker 1: that I don't have, is like maintaining things and taking
Speaker 1: care of things. And like today I was on my
Speaker 1: WhatsApp chat with my friends and they were talking about building.
Speaker 1: My friend Robin just built her house, and you know,
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh my god, that's a so fun you're
Speaker 1: building your house. And I was like, I've never felt
Speaker 1: more disconnected from my fellow man than this conversation. There's
Speaker 1: nothing more I would hate than building a house and
Speaker 1: like planning where to put things and picking out fabrics
Speaker 1: and wallpapers. I I don't like. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish that was a fabric of my personality.
Speaker 1: It's just such a weird thing too. There's so many
Speaker 1: things I wish I liked, like even your your step
Speaker 1: mom knowing how to like feed like even Jake, Like
Speaker 1: want your your stepbrother who like takes care of those animals,
Speaker 1: like that's a huge responsibility, or like tunding the land
Speaker 1: or like fixing things or you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just someone who wants You're not like
Speaker 1: that either, too, though you don't really like No, I
Speaker 1: those would be that in three days, like I would,
Speaker 1: they would have drowned in the pool that I don't Yeah, cat,
Speaker 1: Thank God for a cat. And they're easier than like vicuses.
Speaker 1: They really are pretty simple animals. Yeah, I'm the same
Speaker 1: way as you. I You know what happens is you
Speaker 1: build a house that just all these things take too long.
Speaker 1: They just you know, and every day it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get to make a new decision. No, that's what sucks.
Speaker 1: You just want decisions made for me. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I bought a condo when I was
Speaker 1: twenty five. It had bunk beds already in it, Like,
Speaker 1: it was already furnished and had two sets of bunk
Speaker 1: beds in it. I didn't even want them in there,
Speaker 1: but I was just like, I'd rather have that, did
Speaker 1: not then pick a bed. You know, I don't cooking.
Speaker 1: I mean I I can't. I just I would rather.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. If you can afford take out and
Speaker 1: you don't have a problem getting it why cooking, like
Speaker 1: cooking takes so long, and I just it's that's ridiculous
Speaker 1: to say, but it just don't. It's I don't. Do
Speaker 1: you think it could be meditative for you? Like I mean,
Speaker 1: these things, I guess are you know people do them
Speaker 1: to relax, you know. When I want to relax, I
Speaker 1: shut my eyes and put a sleep mask on and
Speaker 1: listen to a SMR like that. That's not like, that's
Speaker 1: where I really have. I struggle when people are like,
Speaker 1: you need a day off. But all my friends, and
Speaker 1: I've said this before, they filled their days off with
Speaker 1: meal prep and cleaning their house and making you know,
Speaker 1: fall pots or you know, cleaning the gutters like and
Speaker 1: they enjoy this stuff, and I just that to me.
Speaker 1: The day off to me is just I want to
Speaker 1: sleep all day. Yesterday got into Nashville on Sunday. We
Speaker 1: had a maybe have at four thirty for six am flight,
Speaker 1: got into Nashville by our flight was delayed, but by
Speaker 1: like eleven thirty. I slept all day long, all day long,
Speaker 1: and I loved it. It was the It's my favorite
Speaker 1: thing to do, I really, and it's were done with
Speaker 1: this podcast today I am getting I'm sleeping until I
Speaker 1: have to do a set tonight. And I'm in New
Speaker 1: York City, and I resented that. When I checked into
Speaker 1: my hotel today, the room wasn't ready and I'd wait
Speaker 1: two hours because I was going to take a two hours,
Speaker 1: like I wanted to get this done so I could
Speaker 1: just nap. What did you do for two hours? And
Speaker 1: when got my nails done and got back massage that
Speaker 1: was honestly the best sack massage I've had in my
Speaker 1: whole life. I was in a chair, bent over and
Speaker 1: my it was getting my nails done, sitting like this
Speaker 1: with my The woman was doing my nails. This guy,
Speaker 1: Jerry was doing my back. It was the greatest back
Speaker 1: was that he The thing that I loved most is
Speaker 1: he held one hand like steady on my back, like
Speaker 1: almost nurturing, and then did the other one, so it
Speaker 1: was always like two hands. It was great pressure. I
Speaker 1: got twenty minutes the time I went off and I
Speaker 1: go again again. He goes, what about ten more? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so I only got thirty minutes, but
Speaker 1: he was I I was like, I almost started crying.
Speaker 1: It was like that emotional for me, like it was
Speaker 1: just so connected I don't even know how to describe it.
Speaker 1: It was. It was awesome. I honestly might go back
Speaker 1: there after this instead of taking a nap. It was
Speaker 1: that good. Let's take a quick break and come back
Speaker 1: with more show after this. Andrew, Hey, we're back. We
Speaker 1: had such a crazy weekend. Let's talk about it. Thursday,
Speaker 1: New Orleans, Friday, Lauderdale. UH. Saturday, drove to Jacksonville for
Speaker 1: a Sunday morning, flew to Nashville. UH. And then today
Speaker 1: this morning, flew out of Nashville, Andrew went to St. Louis,
Speaker 1: I went to New York. Um, I'm on the Today
Speaker 1: Show tomorrow. That's that's a sentence. Yesterday, and and I'm
Speaker 1: on the Tonight Show. Never Uh, I was supposed to
Speaker 1: do the Night Show and now it's not happening. So
Speaker 1: if I said that last week, I apologize. Do you
Speaker 1: feel like you're more emotional in that chair because we
Speaker 1: just did all that stuff? I feel like an maybe
Speaker 1: earlier in the show that I came off maybe a
Speaker 1: little too emotional. Like I feel like I'm I'm in
Speaker 1: a pretty like emotional state right now. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on with my brain, but yeah, do you
Speaker 1: think maybe that's why you're maybe crying in a chair
Speaker 1: almost possibly like just tiredness and um defensive lists defensive
Speaker 1: listeness in terms of like you can't um. I think
Speaker 1: I just was craving like a release or like someone
Speaker 1: giving a funk about my pain. I guess like I
Speaker 1: just really felt like he felt my pain, if that
Speaker 1: makes sense, Like he was just like perfectly finding this
Speaker 1: acknowledged it. Yeah, feeling like knowledge your pain. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he knew where it was. Like he wasn't even like
Speaker 1: you're really tight, you know, like sometimes Masusa is going
Speaker 1: to give you that feeling you need of like validating
Speaker 1: how tight you are or whatever. But it wasn't that.
Speaker 1: It was like just just because he knew where it was,
Speaker 1: it was like okay, like it was just and it
Speaker 1: was like a release away. And so I think that's why.
Speaker 1: And I just like, yeah, I think I'm just like exhausted,
Speaker 1: and yeah, this weekend was a lot. I had so
Speaker 1: much fun. Last night was a little much, but the parents,
Speaker 1: because my parents were there, my boyfriend was there. My
Speaker 1: boyfriend's brother opened UM for me, and um, he brought
Speaker 1: his wife and his kid and I just and they
Speaker 1: were all lovely. But and that was like no problem
Speaker 1: at all. It was more like there was a festival
Speaker 1: going on, and so there were a lot of people
Speaker 1: backstage to like meet me before the show and like
Speaker 1: talk to me and be like, and I know a
Speaker 1: lot of people in Nashville, so they had backstage passes.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know those people would even be backstage.
Speaker 1: And I get back there and it's just like a
Speaker 1: lot of people to say hello to, and I just
Speaker 1: kind of before the shows, I just like to hang
Speaker 1: with my family and friends and you know, put on
Speaker 1: my makeup and kind of just like relaxed and not
Speaker 1: have to be like hi, oh my god, yes, oh cool.
Speaker 1: Like it's just I just want to get into a
Speaker 1: like very honest place before I go on stage instead
Speaker 1: of like, oh my god, so good to see, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: that is all honest, because and I was honest with
Speaker 1: like I was honest when I after I said my hellos,
Speaker 1: I shut my door to be like no more. But um,
Speaker 1: you know you just like you. It's just a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. But I love having me, I told
Speaker 1: Andrew this morning, like having my parents there and like
Speaker 1: how it affects my set and how it affects me.
Speaker 1: Taking care of them before and after and kind of
Speaker 1: like being distracted by that is worth it because of
Speaker 1: like how much fun they have, Like anything that could
Speaker 1: go wrong would still make it worth it. Yeah, your
Speaker 1: dad being such a music geek. What a geek he is?
Speaker 1: He's a funny word. Make a funny word if you
Speaker 1: had music too, It makes it kind of cool, Like
Speaker 1: he's a music geek, but does geek Your dad's a
Speaker 1: fucking geek. So like he loves he loved the Ryan
Speaker 1: the Rheman he you know, the Rheman Theater was there
Speaker 1: since eighteen nineties. It's like classic, like everyone's performed there.
Speaker 1: Things like pews, it's like church pews. Uh. Yeah, your
Speaker 1: dad loved the history of it. You know the fossils
Speaker 1: in there. Yes, my dad loves fossils. He is one
Speaker 1: um And yeah it was that was great. Like I
Speaker 1: love when I can bring my parents along for these
Speaker 1: things and no matter what would happen, like I'm always
Speaker 1: going to be like, no, it was worth it because
Speaker 1: they got to have fun. But it does not. I
Speaker 1: for the first time, not for the first time, but
Speaker 1: I really realized that, Like I after doing three shows
Speaker 1: like you know, uh, New Orleans, Fort Lauderdale, and Jacksonville,
Speaker 1: where I felt completely free. There was no one's I
Speaker 1: was worried about, no one who I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, they you're this joke. They might be uncomfortable
Speaker 1: or mad or anything. Like when you're juggling all those feelings,
Speaker 1: which I I do just try to do a sincere
Speaker 1: set when my parents and my boyfriend and my boyfriend's
Speaker 1: family is there. But it's it's a little impossible to
Speaker 1: do to not be because when you do the jokes
Speaker 1: that you're like, I'm going to do these anyway, even
Speaker 1: if it makes them uncomfortable, there's still your brain is
Speaker 1: like fighting it and you're aware of it, and you're
Speaker 1: you have a nervousness about it that is not there otherwise.
Speaker 1: Like Nashville was my shakiest show of the and it
Speaker 1: should have been my best because it was at the
Speaker 1: end of this run where I had like worked out stuff,
Speaker 1: But it was my shakiest show because I was just
Speaker 1: I talked to Chris afterwards because I was like just
Speaker 1: talking about some of my bits and I was like
Speaker 1: that was I was like, it was like I was
Speaker 1: juggling chain toss, like I was just it was in
Speaker 1: my head. I was there was moments where I was
Speaker 1: present and had a really good time, but then I
Speaker 1: just like I became overwhelmed with not wanting to get
Speaker 1: off stage because I didn't want to face people. Who
Speaker 1: is when you get off stage, it's so awkward for people.
Speaker 1: They don't know what to say, they don't say the
Speaker 1: right thing. Um, you don't know if you've upset them
Speaker 1: in some way, you made them feel awkward. I just
Speaker 1: want to make everyone feel comfortable, so I like kind
Speaker 1: of just run past them so they don't have to
Speaker 1: say anything because I don't want them to, like if
Speaker 1: they hated the show to like have to be nice. Um.
Speaker 1: And I just was. I was totally in my head.
Speaker 1: And then I had to go to the meet and greet.
Speaker 1: Was amazing because there were so many besties that made
Speaker 1: me feel so much better about everything, because I just
Speaker 1: I thought I hadn't done a good job, but people
Speaker 1: were saying otherwise, so I felt great about it. That
Speaker 1: was That's the best part about the meet and greets
Speaker 1: is that you get to hear from the audience who
Speaker 1: aren't your family, who aren't your friends, who just have
Speaker 1: an objective experience as an audience and they're not on
Speaker 1: the side stage, and they're like they don't they don't
Speaker 1: have anything to compare it to, whereas my parents are like, well,
Speaker 1: the last time we tell you, we like to have
Speaker 1: one joke better, it's just no just and seeing you
Speaker 1: live when you don't see like how do I put
Speaker 1: like I remember seeing you at Carolines perform, you know,
Speaker 1: years ago, like first time I think I ever saw
Speaker 1: you perform, and I remember you doing like the Friday
Speaker 1: Night Light's joke and like whatever, and I'm just like
Speaker 1: mesmerized by you on stage. And not to say that
Speaker 1: I still not in awe of like how talented you are,
Speaker 1: but you know, you just you get used to seeing
Speaker 1: things like so so, but when you're talking to these
Speaker 1: people that you know are are there to see you
Speaker 1: once every two they're like, you know, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a big thing, like so it doesn't feel like a
Speaker 1: certain amount of time or or that joke doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like a certain thing. You know. I don't want to
Speaker 1: ever treat me differently, but I do, Like my mom
Speaker 1: always is like I cannot believe you did that. You're amazing,
Speaker 1: But my mom's more commenting. I think on the fact
Speaker 1: that like I do so much as opposed to like
Speaker 1: the level of talent that I have. It's like, like,
Speaker 1: I it's almost like you, I walked a marathon. That's
Speaker 1: like my mom's like, I can't believe you walked, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, but mom, it's that That's more of it
Speaker 1: is like the impressiveness of like the amount. And you know,
Speaker 1: moms are always going to give you the compliments that
Speaker 1: aren't exactly what you want to hear. But I do
Speaker 1: know that they think I'm talented, but you're right, and
Speaker 1: just like some of that gets lost after repetition, and
Speaker 1: but I am grateful that my family was there. And uh,
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend who is able to tolerate the
Speaker 1: kind of mouth that I have on stage and the
Speaker 1: things I talk about like it. As someone who has
Speaker 1: dated people for years and years being the comedian that
Speaker 1: I am, it is not easy to find someone that
Speaker 1: is comfortable with they're having their girlfriend talk really brazenly
Speaker 1: and openly about not only their current sex life and
Speaker 1: opinions about men and relationships, but like past and like,
Speaker 1: it's it is not easy. And I'm like, and I
Speaker 1: know that there are a lot of guys are like,
Speaker 1: I would do it, Nikki, because I get those, but
Speaker 1: it's like, you don't know what it's like. You think
Speaker 1: you would want to you don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: I would be able to handle it honestly, like, um,
Speaker 1: So it just made me appreciative last night that I
Speaker 1: even have a even though I get nervous doing comedy
Speaker 1: in front of my boyfriend because I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to say something that makes him feel awkward
Speaker 1: or grossed out or just or like disappointing that you
Speaker 1: can't have a governor like that, especially the kind of comedy. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's his fault. I'm just saying, like
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, it's no one's father than like
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's me I have to like because
Speaker 1: he doesn't. But he's allowed to get disappointed in something
Speaker 1: I say or like or be like that could have
Speaker 1: been better. Like he's allowed to do that, and I
Speaker 1: have to be able to be Okay. He's pro time
Speaker 1: to them again that even if he does get upset,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean he's going to break up with me.
Speaker 1: Like I think it goes back to you confronting me
Speaker 1: about wanting to visit your parents, like you asking me
Speaker 1: and me saying no. That could happen. I could ask
Speaker 1: Chris did you like the show? And he could say no,
Speaker 1: Or he could go to my show and he could
Speaker 1: say no, I didn't like it. That doesn't change that
Speaker 1: he loves me, that he's not gonna leave me. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna fire you. I'm not gonna you know, like,
Speaker 1: just because you don't get the response you want from
Speaker 1: the people who love you doesn't mean I always go
Speaker 1: to It means if I say the wrong thing on stage,
Speaker 1: it means he's gonna break up with me, Like it
Speaker 1: could lead to that. I just go, I follow it,
Speaker 1: and I just He's allowed to still get mad, he's
Speaker 1: allowed to still get disappointed, he's allowed to judge my act.
Speaker 1: Like he has feelings, he can't shut them off. I
Speaker 1: am allowed to um get upset about his feelings too,
Speaker 1: because I can't shut those off. But I have to
Speaker 1: acknowledge that he's allowed to have his feelings. I'm allowed
Speaker 1: to have mine, you know. Talking about my set last night,
Speaker 1: it was like difficult for me because I was I
Speaker 1: just was like getting defensive. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: this doesn't. It doesn't. I tried my best, and I
Speaker 1: think that's just like always a good thing to remember whenever,
Speaker 1: because I've been spiraling about my set last night, not
Speaker 1: just in terms of like my parents were there and
Speaker 1: Chris was there. It was like just I didn't give
Speaker 1: a good enough show to the audience. I lost it.
Speaker 1: At one point. I got it back, but I just
Speaker 1: felt like it was like not as good as the
Speaker 1: Rhyman deserved. Even though I would have given it an
Speaker 1: A minus, I was doing a plus is all weekend.
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, and you know, even though
Speaker 1: the bulk of it was, there were a couple of
Speaker 1: places where I'm like, oh, that was a c And
Speaker 1: I can't stop going back to those places, like I
Speaker 1: keep revisiting them my whole flight. I'm just like going
Speaker 1: back to that line. They keep just jumping in my head,
Speaker 1: and I kept telling myself stop in the moment. You
Speaker 1: were doing the best you could, Like, you didn't mean
Speaker 1: to hurt anyone. You didn't mean to be lazy and
Speaker 1: not really do that joke as well as you could have.
Speaker 1: You didn't mean to funk up the order like that
Speaker 1: would be insane if you meant to do any of
Speaker 1: those things, like you did your literal best. There's nothing
Speaker 1: you could have done differently, Like there's there was no
Speaker 1: intention there than doing my best, and my best just
Speaker 1: wasn't what I wanted my best to be. And I
Speaker 1: just have to accept it, and it's okay, it's not
Speaker 1: fucking it's not the end of the world. And that
Speaker 1: I that got me through it. And then I've now
Speaker 1: I've released it. It really but it kept haunting me
Speaker 1: all last night, all today this morning. But then I
Speaker 1: was just like, wait a second, did you want to
Speaker 1: offend anyone? Did you want to do a bad job?
Speaker 1: Did you want to make these people pay money to
Speaker 1: see you have a couple of jokes that didn't do well? No,
Speaker 1: that's insane. Why would I want that? I tried my best.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Let it go? So I just have to, Okay,
Speaker 1: let it go, go back to the massage guy, get
Speaker 1: it one more bit out of your neck. Thank god,
Speaker 1: I'm going on stage tonight the seller because now I
Speaker 1: can reset and have you know, you're only as good
Speaker 1: as your last one. But maybe that, yeah, maybe that's
Speaker 1: why I was almost crying at the massage place, because
Speaker 1: I was just feeling guilt and all these feelings of
Speaker 1: like what am I even doing? You know, you just
Speaker 1: have those moments where you're just like, I'm so tired
Speaker 1: of listening to my own fucking voice too. I mean,
Speaker 1: I am like, you get it, Like I feel bad
Speaker 1: that people who love me I have to steal that
Speaker 1: I have to do this podcast with you. I'm like,
Speaker 1: and is probably so sick of hearing me talk like
Speaker 1: I just don't want to hear it. But I have
Speaker 1: so much I have like nine podcasts to do tomorrow.
Speaker 1: So and I know people are sick of me every
Speaker 1: time I look on like any post that emakes there
Speaker 1: like shut up, we get it? Who is she? We
Speaker 1: don't care? And I'm like, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: any of that. Let's get to the heart. Oh man,
Speaker 1: it's Monday, folks. You know what that means. It is Monday.
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells out there, uh
Speaker 1: in you know, your heart and your soul, in your
Speaker 1: in your lymph notes. You know you have a lot
Speaker 1: of lymph notes. I didn't know that armpits so many.
Speaker 1: Here um your thighs like next year? You know, you
Speaker 1: know when you get when you get mono, you could
Speaker 1: feel more. Yeah, they all get like swollen, you have
Speaker 1: every moo. Oh yeah, I got mono from my first kiss.
Speaker 1: Ironically enough, it was me, the guy that I kissed,
Speaker 1: and his girlfriend. I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: The three of us that had mono. After spring break,
Speaker 1: She's like, did you fund that girl with the lymph
Speaker 1: nodes that are big? I was so tired. It kind
Speaker 1: of feels like, right now, I think i'd still have it.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel right now too. I had mono
Speaker 1: in a fraternity house. It was terrible. But anyways, alright
Speaker 1: to the news. No, uh yeah, So I found this
Speaker 1: article interesting because it's um celebrity friendships that have like
Speaker 1: really large age gaps. Oh so did you know that
Speaker 1: Tony Bennett. Sorry, yes, that's like the widest age gap.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston, who is? And she is friends? She was
Speaker 1: in friends, That's all I wanted to say. She's been
Speaker 1: friends with the Rock surprised. Okay nine year old Selena Gomez.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, they both prized still drink some wine
Speaker 1: and laugh and stuff. I can see them being friends.
Speaker 1: I think that Jennifer Branson can go young. She's so
Speaker 1: like she's such an idol for even you know, with
Speaker 1: the release of Friends on Netflix, like every generation wants
Speaker 1: to be friends with her. Um, yeah, that's not too bad,
Speaker 1: but yeah I can what is Jenner Branson is probably
Speaker 1: fifty one, she's fifty three and Selena's twenty nine, and
Speaker 1: she called her a little cherub, a little cherub. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, she is a little cherub. Anya said that
Speaker 1: she can't watch Murders in the Building because Selena's Gomez.
Speaker 1: His voice is so weird in that show. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's like. I haven't seen it. I hear
Speaker 1: it's a good show, but I just want to say
Speaker 1: that if anyone has noticed that. And he was like,
Speaker 1: I literally can't listen to it because her voice is
Speaker 1: so weird. It's like, I don't even know what it's like,
Speaker 1: but I'm guessing it's like I don't know, like Kermit,
Speaker 1: like went to boarding school. Oh God, what the funk
Speaker 1: is that? There's some I'm in this old hell haunted.
Speaker 1: Oh someone's ringing my doorbell? One second? What is this?
Speaker 1: This looks like a murder Murders in the Building. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. We're talking the Selena Gomez murder. And now
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, I think it's a fire
Speaker 1: alarm for this old dumb building that I'm staying at,
Speaker 1: this haunted hotel. But it's like fire alarm itself, just
Speaker 1: a fire and stopped working. So I'm just gonna die soon.
Speaker 1: And then Chelsea and then old hotel. It's a nice hotel,
Speaker 1: but it's like one where you have to open the
Speaker 1: door and then the elevator opens, and the elevator you
Speaker 1: can just tell how like small people's lives used to
Speaker 1: because elevators are so tiny. They had like a little
Speaker 1: brief case of clothing. The closets in New York City
Speaker 1: are just so small because girls had like three dresses
Speaker 1: and two sweaters. Um, like my suitcases does not fit
Speaker 1: in the elevator with me anyway. Um go on, okay,
Speaker 1: let me read a couple of more. So, who do
Speaker 1: you think Stevie Nicks has a forty five year age difference?
Speaker 1: Harry Harry styles nice? Yes, I knew that one has
Speaker 1: the sun I never had. Oh that's sweet. He is
Speaker 1: so cute. Jesus christ Ellen, John's friends with thatcher And
Speaker 1: I know that John's friends with um Charlie Pooth too.
Speaker 1: I think he told Charlie Pooth that is first music
Speaker 1: was like shit, and like really insulted him one day,
Speaker 1: it was like your your stuff now is great. He
Speaker 1: came up to him at a restaurant. That's how they
Speaker 1: became friends. Elton John loves new music. It's so cute.
Speaker 1: Elton John is on my list. Elton John was in
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale, you know, Jacksonville the night we were. He
Speaker 1: was on his farewell tour and I said on stage,
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you guys for not going to
Speaker 1: Elton John tonight. Never one laughed because like everyone in
Speaker 1: town was at Elton John. And I go was like,
Speaker 1: it's you'll never see him again. It's his farewell tour,
Speaker 1: and you know it'll probably die at some point soon.
Speaker 1: And and then I was like talking about where the
Speaker 1: hotel I was staying at, and I kind of gave
Speaker 1: it away, and I was like, great, I'm gonna probably die.
Speaker 1: This is this is probably my farewell tour too. It's okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so Elton John and who. Elton John became friends with
Speaker 1: Eminem who's forty nine after a controversial two thousand and
Speaker 1: one performance together. Oh yeah, they did stand Together, right.
Speaker 1: I wonder why it was controversial. Oh, because he maybe
Speaker 1: says the word in it. He doesn't say it in
Speaker 1: that song, but he says the word quite a lot before,
Speaker 1: and maybe that was controversial that Elton would like sing
Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, it turns out when you make you know,
Speaker 1: ten million dollars, you could look over the word. It's weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Yeah, I said a lot of things. God,
Speaker 1: I love him so much. I know, I really do.
Speaker 1: He's so hot. Imagine m and M rapping and having
Speaker 1: like second thoughts about what his ex wife was thinking
Speaker 1: on the side stage, He's like, I buried her in
Speaker 1: a fucking I mean, you gotta admit, like when Brenna
Speaker 1: is watching you, there is a different there's a party
Speaker 1: for sure, firing off that wouldn't be if she wasn't
Speaker 1: there A million percent A million percent. Yeah, Oh I agree,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm as cool as eminem I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Who else it's age gap friends? Okay, how about Snoop Dogg,
Speaker 1: who's fifty, Stewart who's eighty? Okay, that's I think once
Speaker 1: you get fifty though eight same. Yeah, and I don't
Speaker 1: think it's much as like they do a show together
Speaker 1: and they have to like act. So the average age
Speaker 1: of someone dying like a black male and a white female,
Speaker 1: it's actually, is that bad? I'm not, that's just honest.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be is that bad? I mean
Speaker 1: I think it's a stereotype. No, those are just like
Speaker 1: real numbers, if younger. Yeah, black men die at a
Speaker 1: younger age and white female women live the longest. Oh god,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess we'll have to Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: guess that's a morbid though I don't know, Okay anyhow, No,
Speaker 1: I maybe it's true. I mean I thought it was
Speaker 1: just like a stereotype from like they get like they
Speaker 1: die young because of like violet, you know, like stereotype
Speaker 1: like oh no, no, like of just disease, like heart disease,
Speaker 1: and like yeah, yeah, I mean I know that how
Speaker 1: little people die much younger than all of us because
Speaker 1: I used that as a burn when I was rat
Speaker 1: battling Brad Williams. I was like, I wanted to be
Speaker 1: as bitch as possible, so I was like, and the
Speaker 1: fact that little people don't live is long. It's like
Speaker 1: you're not going to be a lot around a long time,
Speaker 1: like this is. It was such some really fucked up
Speaker 1: joke about how little people just don't live a long
Speaker 1: which is so fucking more, but but very true. Very
Speaker 1: tall people tall people too. Makes me sad. My dad's
Speaker 1: a tall man. Scared. Yeah he's not. Yeah he's tall,
Speaker 1: he's not. He's one of those guys that's so healthy
Speaker 1: that he every time, he just seems like one of
Speaker 1: those guys that would be like he dropped dead and
Speaker 1: no one knows what he was, the epitome of healthy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like it's almost like I'm
Speaker 1: so scared that he's going to die because he just
Speaker 1: seems like guys like him that are healthy, that have
Speaker 1: no signs of anything. They're always like that. You're like,
Speaker 1: what what did he die of? He was like he
Speaker 1: was like dunking yesterday. He has like you can't die
Speaker 1: with good abs, you know what. Okay, here's a quick
Speaker 1: story um for that made me think of Andrew. After
Speaker 1: after seven hundred golf balls, broken windows, dented sighting and
Speaker 1: gunshots sounding golf ball hits that turned their dream home
Speaker 1: into a nightmare, a family shoes the country club next
Speaker 1: door and wins almost five million dollars. What I mean,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Five million dollars? They're suffering to
Speaker 1: the keep the house? Um, well, the probably move, but
Speaker 1: they said that the past four years the family uh
Speaker 1: and their home that borders the country club's golf course
Speaker 1: was regularly attacked by balls from the courses fifteen hole.
Speaker 1: They didn't know when they bought the house that it
Speaker 1: was gonna be wondering for like the amount of money
Speaker 1: they're losing on having to sell this house early or
Speaker 1: get up, you know what I mean? Also for like
Speaker 1: pain and suffering they have like children, and it's just
Speaker 1: you could get hit by a golf ball if you're
Speaker 1: just like outside, you know. It's that seems crazy that
Speaker 1: that either doesn't happen more often or that there aren't
Speaker 1: certain r Yeah, I mean, Andrew, do you ever see
Speaker 1: like there's there's so many homes that are in the
Speaker 1: line of way, Like it doesn't it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'd have to know more about the story. But the
Speaker 1: idea that they think that there's so much pain and
Speaker 1: suffering that they deserve five million dollars is insanity. Unless
Speaker 1: they were on a golf course. Just shut up, you
Speaker 1: don't like you know, you've got five million dollars somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I was wondering, though, have you guys ever bought something
Speaker 1: or like maybe rented an apartment that seemed I didn't know,
Speaker 1: and you didn't know when something to live there. I
Speaker 1: was going to ask the same thing. Yeah, I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I bought an apartment during the boom of real estate
Speaker 1: for two or twenty thousand dollars and then it was
Speaker 1: worth sixty four months later when you after you moved in,
Speaker 1: was there something annoying about it? Like it was uh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: um yeah, no, your your neighbors can be bad after
Speaker 1: you move in or something. I don't know, why did
Speaker 1: that happen to you? Did you kind of think of
Speaker 1: times where I was like, oh, funck, this sucks. Was
Speaker 1: there anything for you that comes up? Noah, Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I remember a story from you, Nicki. It's it's
Speaker 1: almost like one of my favorite Nikki stories. And I
Speaker 1: even found it my notes. When you lived in Manhattan
Speaker 1: on the five story walk up and you left your
Speaker 1: sink running and you locked yourself out of the apartment.
Speaker 1: That was the worst. That was insane. Oh my god, Luigi,
Speaker 1: I was brushing my teeth running the water. I was
Speaker 1: send into Jennifer Lawrence's apartment to hang out with her.
Speaker 1: It was one of the last times we ever hung out.
Speaker 1: Luigi barked because there was a package at the door.
Speaker 1: I went to go get it. Luigi ran out in
Speaker 1: the hall without a leash. Um. I ran out to
Speaker 1: like get him. The door slammed behind me, locking me out.
Speaker 1: I was brushing my teeth and I just was like,
Speaker 1: already wearing clothes. I was like, fuck, no keys, no phone,
Speaker 1: no anything. I go downstairs. You cannot get on as
Speaker 1: someone else's. I went to the restaurant downstairs. The guy
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you can check on my phone, my computer,
Speaker 1: get like email your friends. You can't get on Gmail
Speaker 1: if you don't have to to step verification that sends
Speaker 1: a message to your phone. You're locked out of everything.
Speaker 1: You can't there's nothing you can do if you don't
Speaker 1: can't break into a five story apart mint when the
Speaker 1: door was shut. Um. And then I'm just like waiting
Speaker 1: because I just I'm waiting for my landlord to get there.
Speaker 1: So I'm downstairs at this cafe waiting for an hour
Speaker 1: or so, and just I'm like, I guess I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to be at Gens in like forty five minutes. She's
Speaker 1: definitely like she almost called the comedy cellar, thinking I
Speaker 1: was dead, like she had no idea where I was.
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, I see fire trucks pull
Speaker 1: up to our apartment, to my apartment, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's interesting. Maybe I can have them like fucking break
Speaker 1: down my door or whatever get me in. Um And
Speaker 1: then the restaurant guy comes out and it's like there's
Speaker 1: water leaking down and I was like, that's so weird.
Speaker 1: I guess my landlord will be here like sooner because
Speaker 1: there's obviously an emergency in my apartment. Come to find out,
Speaker 1: it's my apartment. I left the water running my sink
Speaker 1: would always get clogged, and it filled up, it started
Speaker 1: running and I it completely flooded my apartment and um,
Speaker 1: but my apartment was tilted, so it only flooded my
Speaker 1: pathroom because it all ran to the side, which was
Speaker 1: a great aspect of it. And then that that was
Speaker 1: the worst. That was when I realized if you don't
Speaker 1: have your phone, you are hut. There's nothing you can
Speaker 1: do because everyone has to step verification. Everyone does. What
Speaker 1: do you do um. Yeah, I mean that I cried
Speaker 1: so hard the night that I got to the department
Speaker 1: I got. I found it on Crimeslist, and I moved
Speaker 1: from l A to Chelsea. Was right down the street,
Speaker 1: two blocks away and from where I am now. And
Speaker 1: I arrived on January two thousand Uh sorry, there was
Speaker 1: two thousand eighteen. It was January like something, literally a
Speaker 1: week after the day late. I think the day after
Speaker 1: I got there with Luigi, I flew in. I had
Speaker 1: terrible turbulence. I literally thought I was gonna die. I
Speaker 1: wrote to Chris because I was just like scared, and
Speaker 1: I missed my ex boyfriend that I had broken up with,
Speaker 1: like you know, three months before, and I wrote to him.
Speaker 1: He was in like Abu Dhabi and I was like,
Speaker 1: I think I'm literally gonna get this plant is going
Speaker 1: down and he was just like that's ucks or something,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, he doesn't love me. I
Speaker 1: was so sad. Luigi was scared. Land in January. It's
Speaker 1: sucking cold, It's fuck. I have so many bags because
Speaker 1: I'm moving, no one to help me with them. Oh god.
Speaker 1: I get to my apartment and it is way smaller
Speaker 1: than it looked on Crymsliss and I am just on
Speaker 1: this food on sobbing like and I just keep going,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Why did I do this? We had
Speaker 1: a beautiful place in l A. I was moving here
Speaker 1: for the serious show and just get away from my
Speaker 1: life in New York. It was awful and then Pete
Speaker 1: Lee came over and like talked me off the ledge. Literally,
Speaker 1: I was just like it was. It was the worst.
Speaker 1: The apartment was so small, and you know, there were
Speaker 1: some good times, but rarely in that apartment other times Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've gotten lucky with spaces though in
Speaker 1: terms of like bad neighbors or low water pressure, things
Speaker 1: that don't work. Um, I've been really blessed. So knock on,
Speaker 1: knock on wood, knock on wood. Let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and come back with why do I can? All right?
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Why do I care? All right?
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck downplays matching with selling sunsets Emma her her
Speaker 1: Non after she talks about d m NG with him
Speaker 1: in on the RYA app okay, but didn't him and
Speaker 1: JL get back together in twenty so, like what's the
Speaker 1: big yes? Come out? His story? He was saying, I'm
Speaker 1: inactive yes. So Riya has confirmed that he has not
Speaker 1: been an active member for several years, and she's and
Speaker 1: she said that, um. His his opening pickup line was
Speaker 1: that they had a Boston connection. Okay, like, girls gotta stop.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've talked about people I matched with on Riya,
Speaker 1: but like, there's nothing wrong here. They just got engaged
Speaker 1: and now everyone's I'm so annoyed with their engagement though,
Speaker 1: I'm so annoyed with that I cannot take jublic was
Speaker 1: it public? What was it? I don't even know. No,
Speaker 1: he proposed to her in the bath. She was taking
Speaker 1: a bath and he came in and she was butt
Speaker 1: naked and he proposed her and she said it was
Speaker 1: most romantic thing that ever happened to her. But her
Speaker 1: Instagram post so she tells the whole story about it
Speaker 1: on down on the j Lo or on the j
Speaker 1: Lo or some kind of dumb app she has where
Speaker 1: it's like her fans can really get to know her.
Speaker 1: So she's like on Instagram, she posts this little smarmie
Speaker 1: like I have some great news, and she's talking like
Speaker 1: a baby and she's just like glistening, and it's so
Speaker 1: annoying and it's all to promote. It's like, I just
Speaker 1: don't like celebrities using they're like personal lives to like
Speaker 1: trick you into just tell us you had the information.
Speaker 1: I just I thought it was gross, And I do
Speaker 1: people pay for this down with the j LO app?
Speaker 1: Probably of course the monetize it a way, or at
Speaker 1: least she gets your information so then they can send
Speaker 1: you when she's going to be coming to your town,
Speaker 1: or that Mary is coming out on Blu Ray at
Speaker 1: a Red Box near you. It's just it just grosses.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she annoys me so much. I'm
Speaker 1: sure if I met her, I would think she was lovely.
Speaker 1: She seems really her friendship with Lea Remedy seems like
Speaker 1: really real and funny, and she's obviously extremely talented and beautiful.
Speaker 1: But I just am irritated by it all. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I guess I feel bad for
Speaker 1: Ben Afflecks exes, feel bad for Jennifer Garner, I feel
Speaker 1: bad for on a day arm miss just to like
Speaker 1: see them all like fucking making out all the time.
Speaker 1: And but I just think it's like respect your exes
Speaker 1: and tone it the funk down, and you you are
Speaker 1: doing this for publicity, you know, to say so they
Speaker 1: can put out like more movie. I yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about them. So it's like it makes
Speaker 1: us talk about them, like, um, why do you why
Speaker 1: do you put you and Brenna on your on your Instagram?
Speaker 1: Is that to like Garner more fans like you do
Speaker 1: it to celebrate I'm happy in my life. And I
Speaker 1: just think that there's is not really all about that.
Speaker 1: There's a difference. Like I just feel like people either
Speaker 1: post about their loved ones when they're in a rocky
Speaker 1: part of their relationship and they have to like let everyone,
Speaker 1: they have to just they have to. They have to
Speaker 1: do the opposite of what it is real because it's
Speaker 1: like they feel like people might be able to sense it,
Speaker 1: so they post something really good because they're in hot
Speaker 1: water with their person, or like the public might think
Speaker 1: they're not doing well so they put that out there,
Speaker 1: or it's it's just publicity. It's just so people will
Speaker 1: talk about them. But it's like it's just I don't know,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's nauseating and maybe I'm just jealous, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I remember, I mean I get I do get jealous
Speaker 1: of like their p d A. I think it's sweet
Speaker 1: and Chris, have you and Chris ever gone public on
Speaker 1: Instagram like officially, like with a photo I did back
Speaker 1: in the day, like before I had a lot of
Speaker 1: like when we were together back a long, long ago. Um,
Speaker 1: he really has no interest in that. I know. I'm
Speaker 1: just wondering. I'm just like thinking about it because I
Speaker 1: don't remember. And like I said, for women, it makes
Speaker 1: people hate you, Like I have too many male fans
Speaker 1: that kind of fantasize about me being single or like,
Speaker 1: and they just I would lose followers. It would be
Speaker 1: really it would be interesting to see how many you
Speaker 1: would lose. I would just just as an experiment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I would probably lose less than a thousand,
Speaker 1: but I would lose a lot, I think, And I
Speaker 1: just don't see the point in it. And also yeah,
Speaker 1: there's other reasons too, but I just don't see. Uh.
Speaker 1: I feel like one will come out after the reality
Speaker 1: show comes out. I feel like I can talking about
Speaker 1: them on my podcast because I feel like besties can
Speaker 1: handle it. But like my fans that are just like
Speaker 1: you're you know, the other fans who I love and need,
Speaker 1: I do love and need them. I need them to
Speaker 1: like in their mind think that if I don't have
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, they could suck me someday. Like, what is it? Like?
Speaker 1: It really is true. I've done it before. I've one
Speaker 1: followed a guy where when I was single that I
Speaker 1: just like was like, I don't want to see you
Speaker 1: happy with a girl. Get out of here. You were
Speaker 1: only interesting to me when you're single. Do you think
Speaker 1: guys are thinking that they can't funck j Lo now
Speaker 1: because of bed affleck? Like Jlo doesn't need men are
Speaker 1: not following. J Loo's fans are mainly women? Yeah? Does
Speaker 1: I just and maybe gay men straight men can admire
Speaker 1: her and they know she's so out there that they
Speaker 1: could never get her. But like, no, I don't think
Speaker 1: that it affects her as much. Ok. Let's go to
Speaker 1: top one, bottom one. Because it's Monday. Our category today
Speaker 1: is top one, Bottom one. Drum roll. Moments from this weekend.
Speaker 1: Moments from this weekend. This was a big weekend from me,
Speaker 1: and Andrew. Noah, I'm assuming you had a weekend as well. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was a big weekend for me too. Yeah were
Speaker 1: you you weren't an lady rite? No, I wasn't in
Speaker 1: l A but I turned thirty nine. Oh, Bay, did
Speaker 1: we really miss your birthday? I mean Friday, it's fine
Speaker 1: calendar and I missed it. God damn it. I like
Speaker 1: had it in my mind. I was like, it's been
Speaker 1: a while since it was Noah's birthday. It feels like
Speaker 1: it's almost been a year. I know you, don't I
Speaker 1: know you. It's not okay. I'm not okay, even though
Speaker 1: I've forgotten all of my best friend's birthdays this year,
Speaker 1: so you're in good company. Noahst my mom, all of
Speaker 1: them forgotten here. I'm gonna know when it's Andrew's birthday
Speaker 1: or I was present on that day. Um, I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry to miss it. Was that your top okay? Well?
Speaker 1: Um my moments? Yes, my top moments are from my
Speaker 1: birthday celebrations, which you're not the only one who forgot it.
Speaker 1: And I think it's just because it fell on like
Speaker 1: a Friday and I haven't really been in touch with people.
Speaker 1: So I did post it like I posted about it
Speaker 1: on Saturday because I said, I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of people are going to be mad at me because
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, and it's going to make them
Speaker 1: feel like they did something wrong by not wishing me
Speaker 1: a happy birthday. But um, for me, it was definitely
Speaker 1: a weekend full of good moments with uh uh older friends,
Speaker 1: meaning like friends I've had for like a year and
Speaker 1: a half ever since moving here. Um newish friend and
Speaker 1: like brand new friends. So I had friends being a
Speaker 1: year and half old friends nor No, I mean like
Speaker 1: I made them like a year and a half ago
Speaker 1: when I moved to this new town that I've never
Speaker 1: lived in before, and I didn't know anyone. The first
Speaker 1: friend you made when you got do you have a
Speaker 1: romantic dinner or anything or what did you? Um? Yes,
Speaker 1: I did have a romantic dinner. Um. I am going
Speaker 1: through something personally that I'm not ready to talk about,
Speaker 1: but I will share it with you guys once I'm
Speaker 1: over the the thing. Um. So um, you know, I've
Speaker 1: I've just been kind of like dealing with something um
Speaker 1: that's like emotional or like more like mental. So just
Speaker 1: um being able to just kind of connect with other people.
Speaker 1: And I was invited to a birthday party a barbecue,
Speaker 1: and I always get very nervous. I think, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know how to party anymore. You know, I don't drink,
Speaker 1: I don't smoke, I don't do anything that's considered fun
Speaker 1: and cool. Nobody else at that party did anything like that.
Speaker 1: It was just like just deep conversations and just a
Speaker 1: good easy time. God, I love that. I love that
Speaker 1: so much. I love I was just filling out something
Speaker 1: about St. Louis, like the best of St. Louis, and
Speaker 1: it was like the best bars, the best breakfast spots.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't do any of this stuff. I
Speaker 1: don't eat breakfast foods because there's nothing's vegan. I don't
Speaker 1: go to bars. I just feel like so and Carl
Speaker 1: I was talking about this too, like we're just like
Speaker 1: not cool anymore anymore. But like I love it doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be deep conversations, but it's fun when it
Speaker 1: can be. I just want to hang out with people
Speaker 1: that you can just be yourself with and you don't
Speaker 1: have to go hi, oh my god, good to see you.
Speaker 1: Just might be in that voice ever in my life
Speaker 1: ever if I can't wait it, especially on a weekend
Speaker 1: when I'm supposed to be doing what I want to
Speaker 1: do with my time. There's like a lesson in like
Speaker 1: when you have to do like something socially, to not
Speaker 1: overthink it before, Like I do that too thought like
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, I'm gonna have to fucking
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to drink with these or I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to do this, and you like you play like
Speaker 1: fifty five scenarios and then you get there and it's
Speaker 1: like people are just sitting by a fire, like feel
Speaker 1: like really nice people, Like usually people are gonna air
Speaker 1: on the side of being nice. Like I think in
Speaker 1: our twenties were so around like drunk fucked cards that
Speaker 1: like we expect that to happen the rest of our lives,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. When I am around drunk charts,
Speaker 1: it's kind of nice because if I don't want to
Speaker 1: be there, I can just leave. That's true, and they
Speaker 1: don't even know yet. When I was younger, I was
Speaker 1: like I have to be I have to be one too,
Speaker 1: you know. But now I'm just like the sucks and
Speaker 1: I from being someone who was drunk for so long,
Speaker 1: I know, I don't you would never remember like anything,
Speaker 1: so like I was when I was writing about the St.
Speaker 1: Louis thing, I was like, you know, I did go
Speaker 1: to bars in my twenties in St. Louis, but I
Speaker 1: don't remember any of them. And they were all ship
Speaker 1: holes where it was loud and I was lose my voice,
Speaker 1: and they were dirty and gross and there's p all
Speaker 1: over the seats, like I don't I can't recommend any
Speaker 1: of those places. And I was blackout drunk for all
Speaker 1: of it. So it's your house, Okay, what were your
Speaker 1: I guess we started with the top What were your
Speaker 1: top moments? My top moment was, honestly the the the shows.
Speaker 1: The I was just I just like love being on
Speaker 1: stage recently, and I can like honestly say that my
Speaker 1: favorite moments were on stage and just feeling like I
Speaker 1: would do like really long sets to like Our and
Speaker 1: forty seven minutes for one of my sets Our thirty
Speaker 1: like every single night, and that's the longest I've ever gone,
Speaker 1: and I just really appreciate that the audience can be
Speaker 1: with me that long and at the end of it
Speaker 1: still like I know when I've lost them, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure I've lost some of them by the end of it.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking long, but it's a really good feeling
Speaker 1: that by the end of it, like I when I
Speaker 1: walk off stage, I don't have to usually run off
Speaker 1: stage because I don't want to make them feel like
Speaker 1: they have to keep clapping, like I want them to
Speaker 1: be just done with their duty of like supporting me.
Speaker 1: So I run off stage to like, I don't want
Speaker 1: you guys to have to like keep going, like I
Speaker 1: just feel bad. But this time I was able to
Speaker 1: like take it in and like look at them enjoying
Speaker 1: me and like and like and like take in their
Speaker 1: praise because they were giving me love and I was
Speaker 1: able to accept it at the end and be like, no,
Speaker 1: they wanted. I felt like it was deserved and like
Speaker 1: I appreciated it. So that was my favorite. I guess
Speaker 1: my top one was Tricky Nikki and going to my parents.
Speaker 1: That was fun. Now, um, I would say no obviously
Speaker 1: seeing my dad was up there, but like, no, performing Yeah,
Speaker 1: the shows were fucking fantastic this weekend, and I think, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like similar in the sense
Speaker 1: of like like really feeling like I'm doing exactly what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, exactly what I want to, like being the
Speaker 1: kind of comic I kind of want to be, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, and it just feels good. It just
Speaker 1: really does. And I'm performing in Florida especially, like it
Speaker 1: just it feels nice. It just feels nice and and
Speaker 1: and the other thing I love too is just like
Speaker 1: writing the jokes with you beforehand and stuff. I felt
Speaker 1: like we got along really well this weekend. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: did throwing the baseball, just a lot of like just
Speaker 1: like very it was a very chill week until like
Speaker 1: like now, it was the most chill like weekend we've
Speaker 1: ever had. I think, Yeah, even though it was so
Speaker 1: much travel and so much like work. Um, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do bottom bottom bottom bottom um bottom moment from
Speaker 1: this weekend Andrew. Um, I guess, uh, it's annoying. Like
Speaker 1: when I get back I think back to St. Louis
Speaker 1: is the bottom because like I'm so like exhausted and
Speaker 1: I want to be like there for Brenna so much
Speaker 1: and be like happy and like present, but I just
Speaker 1: I physically can't, and it's hard for me to, like, um,
Speaker 1: I don't. I think that's like the hardest part is
Speaker 1: like coming back from the road and like trying to like, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, communicate in a way where you you're like, look,
Speaker 1: it has it's nothing to do with not being excited
Speaker 1: to see you. Yeah, it's just it's just like my
Speaker 1: brain is literally like just like I don't even know
Speaker 1: what it is like. So that's the hard that's the
Speaker 1: hardest part. I think about how much we and you know,
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine with how much even more you
Speaker 1: actually do on the road. So it's like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: really tough on relations. I am struggling as well with mine.
Speaker 1: It's like just not like, you know, what do you
Speaker 1: do when you're gone, because there's just so much to
Speaker 1: cut up on. You're not living the same lives when
Speaker 1: you get back. Um, you just want to be your
Speaker 1: best versions of yourselves, but you're fucking tired. And as
Speaker 1: the weekends, like on the weekends is typically when people
Speaker 1: spend time with their partners and go on dates, and
Speaker 1: you guys are working, yes, and it looks like we're
Speaker 1: having the most fun on earth because we're on Instagram
Speaker 1: like there are Like if they saw his sleep all day,
Speaker 1: they would know that it's not like, yeah, but we're
Speaker 1: allowed to have I don't think that. Oh yeah, of
Speaker 1: course I'm not saying it's hard to like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard for probably them to see like why can't
Speaker 1: you just be that fun right now? Like you were
Speaker 1: that fun last night? And it's like, well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was also like having to put on a show. I
Speaker 1: was a showman last sight. Yeah, um yeah, I found
Speaker 1: that to be just as hard to I will say
Speaker 1: the worst part of the weekend for me was checking
Speaker 1: into the hotel in Jacksonville and getting in my room
Speaker 1: and unpacking my bags and unpacking my bowels, and then
Speaker 1: getting a call on the phone that said, uh, ma'am,
Speaker 1: you don't have a room here. We accidentally checked you
Speaker 1: in and you're not supposed to stay here. You're you
Speaker 1: have a room somewhere else, And having to go downstairs
Speaker 1: lug all my luggage back downstairs. We are an hour
Speaker 1: and a half from showtime, so I just wanted to
Speaker 1: like rest for an hour, and I think it was
Speaker 1: an hour and a half before I had to get
Speaker 1: absolutely ready, And so then we had to go downstairs,
Speaker 1: We had to get a lift, we had to go
Speaker 1: across town. I checked in the wrong fucking hotel. Um.
Speaker 1: It was just a big mix up, and they I
Speaker 1: don't know how why they let me in. That was
Speaker 1: the weird thing that I was talking them downstairs and
Speaker 1: they're like, because they let you up, And then they're like, well,
Speaker 1: we don't have your reservation. They let you in under
Speaker 1: the someone's name is like Gosser. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: not me, that's not close. They must get so many
Speaker 1: like misspellings with people booking them, like through the phone
Speaker 1: or something that they just like, yeah, she's probably Gosser.
Speaker 1: Final thought, Noah, what was your low point of the weekend?
Speaker 1: So m av is he volunteers with the Search and
Speaker 1: rescue team here in Arizona. Basically, people go hiking, they
Speaker 1: get injured, and this team goes out and helps take
Speaker 1: these people out or if they get stranded and stuff.
Speaker 1: So last night he's been wanting to answer a call
Speaker 1: for so long. He got one call and ended up
Speaker 1: getting canceled. He came home, and then another call where
Speaker 1: three people got stranded on the side of a cliff.
Speaker 1: So it's like seven o'clock on Sunday night and he
Speaker 1: answered that call, and you know, like we thought, all right,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be back at eleven, twelve o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: I wake up at twelve, Okay, he's not back. I
Speaker 1: wake up at three, he's not back. I wake up
Speaker 1: at four thirty he's not there. And I just like
Speaker 1: kept getting up, but it's like, oh, he's not back home.
Speaker 1: So it's actually I was like, hey, can you just
Speaker 1: let me know that you're alive or just like like
Speaker 1: this text when you see it, and uh until seven
Speaker 1: twenty in the morning, I hadn't heard back from him,
Speaker 1: and he's like, yes, I'm alive. Oh my god. It
Speaker 1: ended up being like a really tough rescue for like
Speaker 1: all these volunteers and stuff. These three people got caught
Speaker 1: like stuck. Um, I guess they were like mountaineering or something.
Speaker 1: They ran out of rope and it was in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night. They were off the trail, like
Speaker 1: deep off the trail, and he had to like just
Speaker 1: spend overnight finding them, you know, like in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night to find someone is really challenging. Uh
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was like a whole big thing. And
Speaker 1: I was just like, hmm, I wonder if he's gonna
Speaker 1: make it back. And I didn't know. All nights really scary.
Speaker 1: I'm so Buddy's okay, but like, yeah, those hours between
Speaker 1: twelve and seven thirty in the morning probably not the
Speaker 1: best sleep you've ever had. Yeah, So it's like, why
Speaker 1: couldn't he text? Did he was he had? He wasn't
Speaker 1: in service I guess where he was. So he said that, Um,
Speaker 1: his phone ended up dying and he had his battery pack,
Speaker 1: but he didn't have the wire to plug the phone
Speaker 1: into it. And then his friend had a satellite phone
Speaker 1: and he he wanted to send me a message to
Speaker 1: the satellite phone, but he didn't know my phone number.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that is hilarious. It kind of reminds me
Speaker 1: of always Sunny when they keep throwing more cats in
Speaker 1: the wall, Like he went to go save someone. Now
Speaker 1: he's gone, and now now he gave by the wire,
Speaker 1: they have to like lower down a wire to him,
Speaker 1: a rope to the guy. That's great they saved him that.
Speaker 1: I mean, what a great thing to do for people.
Speaker 1: Hopefully he wasn't too tired today to be Were you
Speaker 1: so horny for him when he told you about this? Um,
Speaker 1: I will be later, like after I catch leep. That's
Speaker 1: a good point. I lost a lot of sleep this
Speaker 1: weekend too, because I'm doing Watch What Happens Live on
Speaker 1: Wednesday night on Watch what Happens, Watch what Happens when
Speaker 1: I don't save lives. And I said, talk to Andy
Speaker 1: Cohen about reality TV? Have you done anything with Andy
Speaker 1: Cohen before? No, no, and he's from St. Louis and
Speaker 1: so I'm promoting the St. Louis show obviously, and I uh.
Speaker 1: They asked me, They're like, so, what Bravo shows you
Speaker 1: know in preparation? What Bravo shows do you watch? And
Speaker 1: I was like, none, Like I don't And that's not
Speaker 1: a slide on Bravo. They have the best entertainment ever.
Speaker 1: All everyone I know watches everything on that network. And
Speaker 1: I just have never loved The Housewives because I don't
Speaker 1: like supporting drunk I just don't. It makes me. It
Speaker 1: triggers me because it's just a lot of screaming and
Speaker 1: a lot of drunkenness and like meanness, and even though
Speaker 1: it's like very compelling, it just doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 1: What you know, other reality shows do. But I'm wrong
Speaker 1: because everyone, everyone clearly loves it show, so I'm in
Speaker 1: the wrong. And then I've never watched Below Deck or
Speaker 1: anything like that, even though those are supposed to be great.
Speaker 1: I used to watch Millionaire Matchwiker, and then I realized
Speaker 1: I used to watch Summer House, but I don't watch
Speaker 1: Summer House anymore because Hannah was kicked off. And then
Speaker 1: I go, actually, I can watch Summer House because I
Speaker 1: know a lot about Summer House because I watched it,
Speaker 1: and so I've been binging Summer House thirteen episodes I watched.
Speaker 1: I stayed up all night on Saturday night because we
Speaker 1: got done at twelve and then we're leaving at four thirty.
Speaker 1: So I watched so many episodes. But I'm watching them
Speaker 1: on one and a half time speed, and it is
Speaker 1: wild and it's so entertaining and I love it so much.
Speaker 1: So I got no sleep doing that. And also I
Speaker 1: was thinking about the boyfriend thing. This morning. I woke
Speaker 1: up and I was packing at like five o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning or six, and Chris was I wanted to
Speaker 1: sleep in so bad, and I'm just like trying to
Speaker 1: be super quiet, and he like gets up and I
Speaker 1: seem kind of like messing with his iPad. He like
Speaker 1: blearly kissed me and it was like good morning. And
Speaker 1: I saw him like come toying with his iPad and
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing over there? And
Speaker 1: he was just like, I'm just gonna watch some there's
Speaker 1: a race going on, and he puts on Formula one
Speaker 1: and Formulae is always happening, like another part of the world.
Speaker 1: So it's like always it the like crack Dog. So
Speaker 1: it was on Formula One and he's just like watching it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I felt like, I go, this
Speaker 1: is no slight to you. I feel like I'm watching
Speaker 1: I'm babysitting for a little boy who's just like eating
Speaker 1: fruit loops, watching cartoons like race cars, just going room room,
Speaker 1: And I was like, do you like your room ROMs? Oh?
Speaker 1: Do do car go fast? Carkoal Fast? And I was
Speaker 1: just like so belittling everything about it. I was like,
Speaker 1: I just know that I just don't understand this, and
Speaker 1: that's why I know it looks stupid to me. You
Speaker 1: look like like just because you know, just kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, like little boys like falling sleep in front
Speaker 1: of cartoons and they don't even know what's going on
Speaker 1: in the cartoon, but they just like like the colors
Speaker 1: and shapes. Like That's what I felt like, Yeah, is
Speaker 1: what a womombs He likes. He likes Formula One and
Speaker 1: m m A which I like to call Mama another
Speaker 1: baby food. I ate them. All Right, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: We want more show for you tomorrow and the rest
Speaker 1: of the week. I'm gonna be on the Today Show
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning if you want to watch, I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be on it like nine eastern, if you want
Speaker 1: to check that out. I'll be gonna be on with
Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman, so that will be super fun. And then
Speaker 1: I'll be on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday Night
Speaker 1: with someone I don't know if I could say who,
Speaker 1: Maybe i'll say it tomorrow. But um, thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much for listening to the show. We are in
Speaker 1: Minneapolis and Madison this weekend to get still on sale.
Speaker 1: Two shows in Madison, so more tickets to the sale
Speaker 1: for that. If you go alone, I will give you
Speaker 1: a free meet and greet. You just have two d
Speaker 1: m me go going alone and all caps. Tell me
Speaker 1: your full name and which show you're going to. And
Speaker 1: I gotta go because there's another old time you find
Speaker 1: her alarm going up? Hi, guys, don't be good and
Speaker 1: check me down the river over there by the mall.
Speaker 1: I'm tired. Stop