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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gas Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show with the nick the Podcast. Let

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Speaker 1: me apologize ahead of time for my audio. I forgot

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Speaker 1: to bring a microphone with me on the road to

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Speaker 1: New York, and so that is I'm using my AirPods.

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Speaker 1: Don't blame me, blame Steve Jobs. Did he have anything

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Speaker 1: to do with the air pod? Do you think around?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he had the blueprints. No, I think he

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Speaker 1: just drew things and then smarter people made him. I

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Speaker 1: don't definitely came out after he died, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Oh the AirPod? Yeah, yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: think he just tried to put a couple of nanos

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Speaker 1: in his ears. One other thing, Nana's I kind of

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Speaker 1: missed the circle thing where like that. Oh that was

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Speaker 1: a very satisfying that little clicky click and the BlackBerry

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Speaker 1: the sounds of the clicks. Oh yeah, the BlackBerry. I never,

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Speaker 1: I never did you had a BlackBerry before? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: mean I was doing real estate, so you know, right

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Speaker 1: after I got the sidekick? Oh yeah, wait, the one

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Speaker 1: that goes like like over, Oh no, that's the next

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Speaker 1: step side I think you go flip. Yeah, when did

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Speaker 1: you get your razor? Do you remember when you got

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Speaker 1: a razor? I mean was seventh grade when I started

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Speaker 1: shaving my legs. No, I never had a razor phone ever?

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Speaker 1: What No, I never had one. I always I never

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Speaker 1: had a flipbone. I don't think maybe once it had

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Speaker 1: like a little flip over it. It wasn't a flip

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Speaker 1: where the voice part was in the flip. It was

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Speaker 1: just covering. But you know what your first nine texting?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember my first phone. The the ring

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Speaker 1: was doing no no no non in and I love

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Speaker 1: that ring. I wish I could get back it was

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Speaker 1: it was unique and no one else had it and

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Speaker 1: I really liked it. Um, yeah, T nine, I love

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Speaker 1: texting with T nine. Do you remember that? I don't

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Speaker 1: remember what is Tina? You know if you if I

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Speaker 1: was writing, um, babe, I would do to to to

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Speaker 1: get the A B. Then you wait a second and

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Speaker 1: then you go to to to again to get B

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Speaker 1: and then E would be three three. I mean the

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Speaker 1: patients we had back then, I could do it so fast. Um.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever do the thing where you kind of

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Speaker 1: just like, uh, I don't even know you do? Like

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Speaker 1: you on your keyboard? You don't hit them individually. You

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Speaker 1: just kind of go, this is easier, like you like,

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Speaker 1: do I've never? I've never. And it's like the cursive

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Speaker 1: of computer. Yes, can you do cursive? Yeah, I'm a

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Speaker 1: cursive guy. I can't do a Z obviously or upper

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Speaker 1: case too, but now you know how to do that.

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Speaker 1: It's just a two, it's whatever. All I know is

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Speaker 1: that I remember I had a cellphone college, and I

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Speaker 1: would talk to my girlfriend at night for an extra

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Speaker 1: like minutes over whatever the the amount was. And I

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Speaker 1: just remember my dad being like, yeah, you we lost

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Speaker 1: our house. You're crying on the phone at night about

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Speaker 1: apparently my divorce to your girlfriend, about your divorce to

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend, or think tried to have her feel sorry

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Speaker 1: for me so I could finally what a loss soul

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Speaker 1: you were. I got to see your parents or your

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Speaker 1: dad and your stepmom's house we were this weekend. We

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Speaker 1: drove through on our way from Fort Lauderdale to Jacksonville,

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Speaker 1: drove through and stopped at your dad's house. Would you

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Speaker 1: did you know that we were going to drive past it,

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Speaker 1: like ten minutes away from it, because you just asked,

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Speaker 1: like twenty minutes before we get there. You're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: by the way, my dad lives to minutes. Wait, can

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Speaker 1: we stop? Like were you scared to ask me a

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Speaker 1: day before? Like why did you wait till the last second?

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Speaker 1: I'm just really I wouldn't say I was kind of

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Speaker 1: confused by that. I don't think I'm scared to ask you.

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Speaker 1: I just think that like one my dad's recovered from

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Speaker 1: hip surgery to I'm recovering from COVID three. I just

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Speaker 1: thought we didn't really necessarily going to have time. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know what time we were going to leave in

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Speaker 1: the morning. You know, it's a long drive to Jacksonville. Um,

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Speaker 1: so I guess all those things included. I just didn't

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Speaker 1: He was touched. Um he got tear guy. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was nice. It was you know he uh, we don't

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Speaker 1: get I don't get that there that often. Does he

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Speaker 1: really have a farm? It was like a petting zoo. No,

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Speaker 1: it was wild. Andrew didn't tell me that before we stopped.

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Speaker 1: He was just like, you want to go to Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm I love Andrew's family, I just don't I don't

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Speaker 1: don't care about homes. His home was actually and I

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Speaker 1: thought their estate was going to be so big that

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Speaker 1: be just like it would take it would be like

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Speaker 1: touring Graceland, Like I would need like, you know, an

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Speaker 1: me through a tour of it. But it was really

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Speaker 1: like it was minimal in a beautiful way, and it

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Speaker 1: was actually really fun to see inside. But I um,

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Speaker 1: if you would have told me there were goats and

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Speaker 1: a donkey, I would have been like, yeah, please, let's go.

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Speaker 1: I'm dying. I mean, is more important than the donkey.

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Speaker 1: But the donkey is someone's parents, no offense. Your your

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Speaker 1: parents are great, so are my parents. But no one

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Speaker 1: ever wants to see parents. Can we just be like

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Speaker 1: Noah wanting to see my parents in Arizona? Really, Like,

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand it. I don't care who your

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Speaker 1: parents are I would rather not see your parents? Is

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Speaker 1: that rude to say? Yeah? Of course? Why? Literally? No,

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Speaker 1: it's different because I see my parents once every two years.

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Speaker 1: You see your parents once every two days. Like there's

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Speaker 1: a difference. If I'm driving back, if imagine, imagine, imagine,

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying for you, we stopped because I you

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Speaker 1: do need to see your parents. And I didn't realize that,

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Speaker 1: I thought. But the thing is, if it was that

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Speaker 1: important to you, why didn't you fit it in and

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Speaker 1: ask us sooner? Like that's what That's why. I was

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Speaker 1: kind of like, if this is so important, why is

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Speaker 1: stop to go to the bathroom? Like it was literally

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Speaker 1: sooner than I usually asked to stop for Starbucks that

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe maybe there was part of me that was like, well,

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Speaker 1: if I put it on her last second, she'll be

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Speaker 1: more inclined to do it than then dreaded three days

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Speaker 1: ahead of Okay, I got you, you got worked. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't maulate you, No, I really, but it is

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, I'm not a cruel if you go,

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Speaker 1: literally said Nikki, you said, when I go, do you

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Speaker 1: want to stop? You said, I'd rather not stop. But

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Speaker 1: if we're gonna stop, we could stop. You literally said

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Speaker 1: that because I wasn't lying to you, Andrew, I would

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Speaker 1: rather know. But so then I'm not crazy that say no,

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Speaker 1: but I'm allowed to say no. I understand that. But

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you why these reactions are happening. I get it, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: but that reaction wasn't mean. It was just like you

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Speaker 1: asked me, can't do you? Do you want to? Could

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Speaker 1: we stop? And I'd said, I said I'd rather not.

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Speaker 1: But if it's if you want to, we can't? Why

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Speaker 1: is that? Why is that I'm not saying it's me.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you though, that's that's that's the truth, that's

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Speaker 1: the facts. Though, that's why you say that you can't

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Speaker 1: ask me till last second. But like, why if you

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Speaker 1: which I realized without you said sing, was this is

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Speaker 1: I would do you think I'm that cruel that I

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Speaker 1: would go, Oh my god, we're I didn't know we

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Speaker 1: literally you never said that even once the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what Florida is, so I never knew

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Speaker 1: that if you would have said to me on Wednesday, Hey,

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Speaker 1: literally drive by ten minutes away from my dad's. I

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Speaker 1: haven't seen him in so long. I never make it

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Speaker 1: no doubt that I would have said yes to that,

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Speaker 1: no doubt. But it doesn't the importance of it is

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Speaker 1: a factor in me saying yes. Because even though I

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Speaker 1: don't want to see anyone's parents, when they when when

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Speaker 1: my friend it matters to them to see their loved ones.

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Speaker 1: That trumps any feeling I have. But it doesn't deny

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Speaker 1: that I still don't want to see parents. That's ever.

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Speaker 1: But also I'm not. I'm not a heartless like I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. It hurts my feelings that you think that

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Speaker 1: you saying because you know what happens is when you

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Speaker 1: It seems like an afterthought, So I'm more inclined to

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Speaker 1: literally like, holy sh it, I am going by my

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Speaker 1: Like it wasn't there wasn't more thought to it. There is.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm going to be completely honest, is

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Speaker 1: like it's your show, it's your tour too for me

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Speaker 1: to then go, well, I'm gonna make this about me

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Speaker 1: and stop at my parents. I do feel a little

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Speaker 1: reservation there because it's not my place to do that,

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Speaker 1: and that has nothing to do with you as much

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Speaker 1: it's That's not my fault that I respond. I'm not

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Speaker 1: blaming you. I have a question for Andrew. Are you,

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Speaker 1: in general like a last minute planner or do you

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Speaker 1: enjoy spontaneity? But I know that Andrew had known that

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Speaker 1: It wasn't. I swear to God, I swear in my

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Speaker 1: life it was not on my mind. It was not

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Speaker 1: If it wasn't on your mind beforehand, what I'm saying

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Speaker 1: when you brought it up, when you said, oh, then

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Speaker 1: go wrong would still make it worth it. Yeah, your

426
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: dad being such a music geek. What a geek he is?

427
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: He's a funny word. Make a funny word if you

428
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: had music too, It makes it kind of cool, Like

429
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: he's a music geek, but does geek Your dad's a

430
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 1: fucking geek. So like he loves he loved the Ryan

431
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: the Rheman he you know, the Rheman Theater was there

432
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 1: since eighteen nineties. It's like classic, like everyone's performed there.

433
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 1: Things like pews, it's like church pews. Uh. Yeah, your

434
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: dad loved the history of it. You know the fossils

435
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: in there. Yes, my dad loves fossils. He is one

436
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 1: um And yeah it was that was great. Like I

437
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 1: love when I can bring my parents along for these

438
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: things and no matter what would happen, like I'm always

439
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: going to be like, no, it was worth it because

440
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 1: they got to have fun. But it does not. I

441
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: for the first time, not for the first time, but

442
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: I really realized that, Like I after doing three shows

443
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: like you know, uh, New Orleans, Fort Lauderdale, and Jacksonville,

444
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: where I felt completely free. There was no one's I

445
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: was worried about, no one who I was like, oh

446
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: my god, they you're this joke. They might be uncomfortable

447
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,719
Speaker 1: or mad or anything. Like when you're juggling all those feelings,

448
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: which I I do just try to do a sincere

449
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: set when my parents and my boyfriend and my boyfriend's

450
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 1: family is there. But it's it's a little impossible to

451
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 1: do to not be because when you do the jokes

452
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: that you're like, I'm going to do these anyway, even

453
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 1: if it makes them uncomfortable, there's still your brain is

454
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: like fighting it and you're aware of it, and you're

455
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: you have a nervousness about it that is not there otherwise.

456
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 1: Like Nashville was my shakiest show of the and it

457
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: should have been my best because it was at the

458
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: end of this run where I had like worked out stuff,

459
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: But it was my shakiest show because I was just

460
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: I talked to Chris afterwards because I was like just

461
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: talking about some of my bits and I was like

462
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: that was I was like, it was like I was

463
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: juggling chain toss, like I was just it was in

464
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 1: my head. I was there was moments where I was

465
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,199
Speaker 1: present and had a really good time, but then I

466
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: just like I became overwhelmed with not wanting to get

467
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,360
Speaker 1: off stage because I didn't want to face people. Who

468
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: is when you get off stage, it's so awkward for people.

469
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: They don't know what to say, they don't say the

470
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: right thing. Um, you don't know if you've upset them

471
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 1: in some way, you made them feel awkward. I just

472
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 1: want to make everyone feel comfortable, so I like kind

473
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: of just run past them so they don't have to

474
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: say anything because I don't want them to, like if

475
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: they hated the show to like have to be nice. Um.

476
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: And I just was. I was totally in my head.

477
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 1: And then I had to go to the meet and greet.

478
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: Was amazing because there were so many besties that made

479
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: me feel so much better about everything, because I just

480
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: I thought I hadn't done a good job, but people

481
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: were saying otherwise, so I felt great about it. That

482
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: was That's the best part about the meet and greets

483
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: is that you get to hear from the audience who

484
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: aren't your family, who aren't your friends, who just have

485
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 1: an objective experience as an audience and they're not on

486
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: the side stage, and they're like they don't they don't

487
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 1: have anything to compare it to, whereas my parents are like, well,

488
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: the last time we tell you, we like to have

489
00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: one joke better, it's just no just and seeing you

490
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: live when you don't see like how do I put

491
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: like I remember seeing you at Carolines perform, you know,

492
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: years ago, like first time I think I ever saw

493
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 1: you perform, and I remember you doing like the Friday

494
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: Night Light's joke and like whatever, and I'm just like

495
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: mesmerized by you on stage. And not to say that

496
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: I still not in awe of like how talented you are,

497
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: but you know, you just you get used to seeing

498
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: things like so so, but when you're talking to these

499
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: people that you know are are there to see you

500
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: once every two they're like, you know, it's a it's

501
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 1: a big thing, like so it doesn't feel like a

502
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: certain amount of time or or that joke doesn't sound

503
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: like a certain thing. You know. I don't want to

504
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: ever treat me differently, but I do, Like my mom

505
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: always is like I cannot believe you did that. You're amazing,

506
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: But my mom's more commenting. I think on the fact

507
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: that like I do so much as opposed to like

508
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: the level of talent that I have. It's like, like,

509
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: I it's almost like you, I walked a marathon. That's

510
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: like my mom's like, I can't believe you walked, And

511
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, but mom, it's that That's more of it

512
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: is like the impressiveness of like the amount. And you know,

513
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: moms are always going to give you the compliments that

514
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: aren't exactly what you want to hear. But I do

515
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: know that they think I'm talented, but you're right, and

516
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: just like some of that gets lost after repetition, and

517
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: but I am grateful that my family was there. And uh,

518
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend who is able to tolerate the

519
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: kind of mouth that I have on stage and the

520
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: things I talk about like it. As someone who has

521
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: dated people for years and years being the comedian that

522
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: I am, it is not easy to find someone that

523
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: is comfortable with they're having their girlfriend talk really brazenly

524
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: and openly about not only their current sex life and

525
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: opinions about men and relationships, but like past and like,

526
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 1: it's it is not easy. And I'm like, and I

527
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: know that there are a lot of guys are like,

528
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: I would do it, Nikki, because I get those, but

529
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 1: it's like, you don't know what it's like. You think

530
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 1: you would want to you don't know. I don't think

531
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: I would be able to handle it honestly, like, um,

532
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: So it just made me appreciative last night that I

533
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: even have a even though I get nervous doing comedy

534
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: in front of my boyfriend because I'm just like, I

535
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: don't want to say something that makes him feel awkward

536
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: or grossed out or just or like disappointing that you

537
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: can't have a governor like that, especially the kind of comedy. No, No,

538
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's his fault. I'm just saying, like

539
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, it's no one's father than like

540
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's me I have to like because

541
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: he doesn't. But he's allowed to get disappointed in something

542
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: I say or like or be like that could have

543
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: been better. Like he's allowed to do that, and I

544
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: have to be able to be Okay. He's pro time

545
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: to them again that even if he does get upset,

546
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean he's going to break up with me.

547
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: Like I think it goes back to you confronting me

548
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: about wanting to visit your parents, like you asking me

549
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: and me saying no. That could happen. I could ask

550
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: Chris did you like the show? And he could say no,

551
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: Or he could go to my show and he could

552
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: say no, I didn't like it. That doesn't change that

553
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: he loves me, that he's not gonna leave me. I'm

554
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: not gonna fire you. I'm not gonna you know, like,

555
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: just because you don't get the response you want from

556
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: the people who love you doesn't mean I always go

557
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: to It means if I say the wrong thing on stage,

558
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: it means he's gonna break up with me, Like it

559
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: could lead to that. I just go, I follow it,

560
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: and I just He's allowed to still get mad, he's

561
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: allowed to still get disappointed, he's allowed to judge my act.

562
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: Like he has feelings, he can't shut them off. I

563
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: am allowed to um get upset about his feelings too,

564
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: because I can't shut those off. But I have to

565
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: acknowledge that he's allowed to have his feelings. I'm allowed

566
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: to have mine, you know. Talking about my set last night,

567
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: it was like difficult for me because I was I

568
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: just was like getting defensive. But then I was like,

569
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: this doesn't. It doesn't. I tried my best, and I

570
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: think that's just like always a good thing to remember whenever,

571
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: because I've been spiraling about my set last night, not

572
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: just in terms of like my parents were there and

573
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: Chris was there. It was like just I didn't give

574
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: a good enough show to the audience. I lost it.

575
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: At one point. I got it back, but I just

576
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: felt like it was like not as good as the

577
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: Rhyman deserved. Even though I would have given it an

578
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: A minus, I was doing a plus is all weekend.

579
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, and you know, even though

580
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: the bulk of it was, there were a couple of

581
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: places where I'm like, oh, that was a c And

582
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: I can't stop going back to those places, like I

583
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: keep revisiting them my whole flight. I'm just like going

584
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: back to that line. They keep just jumping in my head,

585
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: and I kept telling myself stop in the moment. You

586
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: were doing the best you could, Like, you didn't mean

587
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 1: to hurt anyone. You didn't mean to be lazy and

588
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: not really do that joke as well as you could have.

589
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: You didn't mean to funk up the order like that

590
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: would be insane if you meant to do any of

591
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: those things, like you did your literal best. There's nothing

592
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: you could have done differently, Like there's there was no

593
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: intention there than doing my best, and my best just

594
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: wasn't what I wanted my best to be. And I

595
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: just have to accept it, and it's okay, it's not

596
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: fucking it's not the end of the world. And that

597
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: I that got me through it. And then I've now

598
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: I've released it. It really but it kept haunting me

599
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: all last night, all today this morning. But then I

600
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: was just like, wait a second, did you want to

601
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: offend anyone? Did you want to do a bad job?

602
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: Did you want to make these people pay money to

603
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: see you have a couple of jokes that didn't do well? No,

604
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: that's insane. Why would I want that? I tried my best.

605
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: Who cares? Let it go? So I just have to, Okay,

606
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: let it go, go back to the massage guy, get

607
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: it one more bit out of your neck. Thank god,

608
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm going on stage tonight the seller because now I

609
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: can reset and have you know, you're only as good

610
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,239
Speaker 1: as your last one. But maybe that, yeah, maybe that's

611
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: why I was almost crying at the massage place, because

612
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: I was just feeling guilt and all these feelings of

613
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: like what am I even doing? You know, you just

614
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: have those moments where you're just like, I'm so tired

615
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: of listening to my own fucking voice too. I mean,

616
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: I am like, you get it, Like I feel bad

617
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: that people who love me I have to steal that

618
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: I have to do this podcast with you. I'm like,

619
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: and is probably so sick of hearing me talk like

620
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: I just don't want to hear it. But I have

621
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: so much I have like nine podcasts to do tomorrow.

622
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: So and I know people are sick of me every

623
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: time I look on like any post that emakes there

624
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: like shut up, we get it? Who is she? We

625
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: don't care? And I'm like, I don't want to do

626
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: any of that. Let's get to the heart. Oh man,

627
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: it's Monday, folks. You know what that means. It is Monday.

628
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells out there, uh

629
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: in you know, your heart and your soul, in your

630
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: in your lymph notes. You know you have a lot

631
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: of lymph notes. I didn't know that armpits so many.

632
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: Here um your thighs like next year? You know, you

633
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: know when you get when you get mono, you could

634
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: feel more. Yeah, they all get like swollen, you have

635
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: every moo. Oh yeah, I got mono from my first kiss.

636
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: Ironically enough, it was me, the guy that I kissed,

637
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: and his girlfriend. I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

638
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: The three of us that had mono. After spring break,

639
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: She's like, did you fund that girl with the lymph

640
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: nodes that are big? I was so tired. It kind

641
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: of feels like, right now, I think i'd still have it.

642
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: That's how I feel right now too. I had mono

643
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: in a fraternity house. It was terrible. But anyways, alright

644
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: to the news. No, uh yeah, So I found this

645
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: article interesting because it's um celebrity friendships that have like

646
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: really large age gaps. Oh so did you know that

647
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: Tony Bennett. Sorry, yes, that's like the widest age gap.

648
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston, who is? And she is friends? She was

649
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: in friends, That's all I wanted to say. She's been

650
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: friends with the Rock surprised. Okay nine year old Selena Gomez.

651
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, they both prized still drink some wine

652
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: and laugh and stuff. I can see them being friends.

653
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: I think that Jennifer Branson can go young. She's so

654
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: like she's such an idol for even you know, with

655
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: the release of Friends on Netflix, like every generation wants

656
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: to be friends with her. Um, yeah, that's not too bad,

657
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: but yeah I can what is Jenner Branson is probably

658
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: fifty one, she's fifty three and Selena's twenty nine, and

659
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: she called her a little cherub, a little cherub. Okay,

660
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: that's yeah, she is a little cherub. Anya said that

661
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: she can't watch Murders in the Building because Selena's Gomez.

662
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: His voice is so weird in that show. I don't

663
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: know what it's like. I haven't seen it. I hear

664
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: it's a good show, but I just want to say

665
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: that if anyone has noticed that. And he was like,

666
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: I literally can't listen to it because her voice is

667
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: so weird. It's like, I don't even know what it's like,

668
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: but I'm guessing it's like I don't know, like Kermit,

669
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 1: like went to boarding school. Oh God, what the funk

670
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: is that? There's some I'm in this old hell haunted.

671
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: Oh someone's ringing my doorbell? One second? What is this?

672
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: This looks like a murder Murders in the Building. It's

673
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: so funny. We're talking the Selena Gomez murder. And now

674
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, I think it's a fire

675
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: alarm for this old dumb building that I'm staying at,

676
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: this haunted hotel. But it's like fire alarm itself, just

677
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: a fire and stopped working. So I'm just gonna die soon.

678
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 1: And then Chelsea and then old hotel. It's a nice hotel,

679
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: but it's like one where you have to open the

680
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: door and then the elevator opens, and the elevator you

681
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: can just tell how like small people's lives used to

682
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: because elevators are so tiny. They had like a little

683
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 1: brief case of clothing. The closets in New York City

684
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: are just so small because girls had like three dresses

685
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: and two sweaters. Um, like my suitcases does not fit

686
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: in the elevator with me anyway. Um go on, okay,

687
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: let me read a couple of more. So, who do

688
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: you think Stevie Nicks has a forty five year age difference?

689
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: Harry Harry styles nice? Yes, I knew that one has

690
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: the sun I never had. Oh that's sweet. He is

691
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: so cute. Jesus christ Ellen, John's friends with thatcher And

692
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: I know that John's friends with um Charlie Pooth too.

693
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: I think he told Charlie Pooth that is first music

694
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: was like shit, and like really insulted him one day,

695
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: it was like your your stuff now is great. He

696
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: came up to him at a restaurant. That's how they

697
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: became friends. Elton John loves new music. It's so cute.

698
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: Elton John is on my list. Elton John was in

699
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale, you know, Jacksonville the night we were. He

700
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: was on his farewell tour and I said on stage,

701
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you guys for not going to

702
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: Elton John tonight. Never one laughed because like everyone in

703
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: town was at Elton John. And I go was like,

704
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: it's you'll never see him again. It's his farewell tour,

705
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: and you know it'll probably die at some point soon.

706
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: And and then I was like talking about where the

707
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: hotel I was staying at, and I kind of gave

708
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: it away, and I was like, great, I'm gonna probably die.

709
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: This is this is probably my farewell tour too. It's okay, okay,

710
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: so Elton John and who. Elton John became friends with

711
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: Eminem who's forty nine after a controversial two thousand and

712
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: one performance together. Oh yeah, they did stand Together, right.

713
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: I wonder why it was controversial. Oh, because he maybe

714
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: says the word in it. He doesn't say it in

715
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: that song, but he says the word quite a lot before,

716
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 1: and maybe that was controversial that Elton would like sing

717
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, it turns out when you make you know,

718
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: ten million dollars, you could look over the word. It's weird.

719
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: It's weird. Yeah, I said a lot of things. God,

720
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: I love him so much. I know, I really do.

721
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 1: He's so hot. Imagine m and M rapping and having

722
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 1: like second thoughts about what his ex wife was thinking

723
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: on the side stage, He's like, I buried her in

724
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: a fucking I mean, you gotta admit, like when Brenna

725
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: is watching you, there is a different there's a party

726
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,959
Speaker 1: for sure, firing off that wouldn't be if she wasn't

727
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: there A million percent A million percent. Yeah, Oh I agree,

728
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm as cool as eminem I'll tell you that.

729
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: Who else it's age gap friends? Okay, how about Snoop Dogg,

730
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: who's fifty, Stewart who's eighty? Okay, that's I think once

731
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: you get fifty though eight same. Yeah, and I don't

732
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: think it's much as like they do a show together

733
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 1: and they have to like act. So the average age

734
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: of someone dying like a black male and a white female,

735
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: it's actually, is that bad? I'm not, that's just honest.

736
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be is that bad? I mean

737
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: I think it's a stereotype. No, those are just like

738
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: real numbers, if younger. Yeah, black men die at a

739
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: younger age and white female women live the longest. Oh god,

740
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: all right, I guess we'll have to Yeah, okay, I

741
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: guess that's a morbid though I don't know, Okay anyhow, No,

742
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: I maybe it's true. I mean I thought it was

743
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: just like a stereotype from like they get like they

744
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: die young because of like violet, you know, like stereotype

745
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: like oh no, no, like of just disease, like heart disease,

746
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: and like yeah, yeah, I mean I know that how

747
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: little people die much younger than all of us because

748
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: I used that as a burn when I was rat

749
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: battling Brad Williams. I was like, I wanted to be

750
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: as bitch as possible, so I was like, and the

751
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: fact that little people don't live is long. It's like

752
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: you're not going to be a lot around a long time,

753
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: like this is. It was such some really fucked up

754
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: joke about how little people just don't live a long

755
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: which is so fucking more, but but very true. Very

756
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: tall people tall people too. Makes me sad. My dad's

757
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: a tall man. Scared. Yeah he's not. Yeah he's tall,

758
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: he's not. He's one of those guys that's so healthy

759
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: that he every time, he just seems like one of

760
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: those guys that would be like he dropped dead and

761
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: no one knows what he was, the epitome of healthy,

762
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like it's almost like I'm

763
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: so scared that he's going to die because he just

764
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: seems like guys like him that are healthy, that have

765
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: no signs of anything. They're always like that. You're like,

766
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: what what did he die of? He was like he

767
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: was like dunking yesterday. He has like you can't die

768
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: with good abs, you know what. Okay, here's a quick

769
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: story um for that made me think of Andrew. After

770
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: after seven hundred golf balls, broken windows, dented sighting and

771
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: gunshots sounding golf ball hits that turned their dream home

772
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: into a nightmare, a family shoes the country club next

773
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: door and wins almost five million dollars. What I mean,

774
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Five million dollars? They're suffering to

775
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: the keep the house? Um, well, the probably move, but

776
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: they said that the past four years the family uh

777
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: and their home that borders the country club's golf course

778
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,479
Speaker 1: was regularly attacked by balls from the courses fifteen hole.

779
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: They didn't know when they bought the house that it

780
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 1: was gonna be wondering for like the amount of money

781
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: they're losing on having to sell this house early or

782
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: get up, you know what I mean? Also for like

783
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: pain and suffering they have like children, and it's just

784
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: you could get hit by a golf ball if you're

785
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: just like outside, you know. It's that seems crazy that

786
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,959
Speaker 1: that either doesn't happen more often or that there aren't

787
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: certain r Yeah, I mean, Andrew, do you ever see

788
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: like there's there's so many homes that are in the

789
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: line of way, Like it doesn't it. I don't know.

790
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: I'd have to know more about the story. But the

791
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: idea that they think that there's so much pain and

792
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 1: suffering that they deserve five million dollars is insanity. Unless

793
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: they were on a golf course. Just shut up, you

794
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: don't like you know, you've got five million dollars somewhere else.

795
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: I was wondering, though, have you guys ever bought something

796
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: or like maybe rented an apartment that seemed I didn't know,

797
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: and you didn't know when something to live there. I

798
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: was going to ask the same thing. Yeah, I mean, well,

799
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: I bought an apartment during the boom of real estate

800
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: for two or twenty thousand dollars and then it was

801
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: worth sixty four months later when you after you moved in,

802
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: was there something annoying about it? Like it was uh yeah, no,

803
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: um yeah, no, your your neighbors can be bad after

804
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: you move in or something. I don't know, why did

805
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 1: that happen to you? Did you kind of think of

806
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: times where I was like, oh, funck, this sucks. Was

807
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: there anything for you that comes up? Noah, Well, I

808
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 1: mean I remember a story from you, Nicki. It's it's

809
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: almost like one of my favorite Nikki stories. And I

810
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: even found it my notes. When you lived in Manhattan

811
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: on the five story walk up and you left your

812
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: sink running and you locked yourself out of the apartment.

813
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: That was the worst. That was insane. Oh my god, Luigi,

814
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: I was brushing my teeth running the water. I was

815
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: send into Jennifer Lawrence's apartment to hang out with her.

816
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: It was one of the last times we ever hung out.

817
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: Luigi barked because there was a package at the door.

818
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: I went to go get it. Luigi ran out in

819
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: the hall without a leash. Um. I ran out to

820
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: like get him. The door slammed behind me, locking me out.

821
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: I was brushing my teeth and I just was like,

822
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: already wearing clothes. I was like, fuck, no keys, no phone,

823
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: no anything. I go downstairs. You cannot get on as

824
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: someone else's. I went to the restaurant downstairs. The guy

825
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you can check on my phone, my computer,

826
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: get like email your friends. You can't get on Gmail

827
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,439
Speaker 1: if you don't have to to step verification that sends

828
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: a message to your phone. You're locked out of everything.

829
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: You can't there's nothing you can do if you don't

830
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: can't break into a five story apart mint when the

831
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: door was shut. Um. And then I'm just like waiting

832
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: because I just I'm waiting for my landlord to get there.

833
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: So I'm downstairs at this cafe waiting for an hour

834
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 1: or so, and just I'm like, I guess I'm supposed

835
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: to be at Gens in like forty five minutes. She's

836
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: definitely like she almost called the comedy cellar, thinking I

837
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: was dead, like she had no idea where I was.

838
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, I see fire trucks pull

839
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: up to our apartment, to my apartment, and I'm like, oh,

840
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: that's interesting. Maybe I can have them like fucking break

841
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: down my door or whatever get me in. Um And

842
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,959
Speaker 1: then the restaurant guy comes out and it's like there's

843
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: water leaking down and I was like, that's so weird.

844
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: I guess my landlord will be here like sooner because

845
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: there's obviously an emergency in my apartment. Come to find out,

846
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: it's my apartment. I left the water running my sink

847
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: would always get clogged, and it filled up, it started

848
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: running and I it completely flooded my apartment and um,

849
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: but my apartment was tilted, so it only flooded my

850
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: pathroom because it all ran to the side, which was

851
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: a great aspect of it. And then that that was

852
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 1: the worst. That was when I realized if you don't

853
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: have your phone, you are hut. There's nothing you can

854
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: do because everyone has to step verification. Everyone does. What

855
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: do you do um. Yeah, I mean that I cried

856
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: so hard the night that I got to the department

857
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: I got. I found it on Crimeslist, and I moved

858
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: from l A to Chelsea. Was right down the street,

859
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: two blocks away and from where I am now. And

860
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: I arrived on January two thousand Uh sorry, there was

861
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: two thousand eighteen. It was January like something, literally a

862
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: week after the day late. I think the day after

863
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: I got there with Luigi, I flew in. I had

864
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: terrible turbulence. I literally thought I was gonna die. I

865
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 1: wrote to Chris because I was just like scared, and

866
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: I missed my ex boyfriend that I had broken up with,

867
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: like you know, three months before, and I wrote to him.

868
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: He was in like Abu Dhabi and I was like,

869
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 1: I think I'm literally gonna get this plant is going

870
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: down and he was just like that's ucks or something,

871
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: and I was just like, he doesn't love me. I

872
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: was so sad. Luigi was scared. Land in January. It's

873
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: sucking cold, It's fuck. I have so many bags because

874
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm moving, no one to help me with them. Oh god.

875
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: I get to my apartment and it is way smaller

876
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: than it looked on Crymsliss and I am just on

877
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: this food on sobbing like and I just keep going,

878
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Why did I do this? We had

879
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: a beautiful place in l A. I was moving here

880
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: for the serious show and just get away from my

881
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: life in New York. It was awful and then Pete

882
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: Lee came over and like talked me off the ledge. Literally,

883
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 1: I was just like it was. It was the worst.

884
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: The apartment was so small, and you know, there were

885
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: some good times, but rarely in that apartment other times Like,

886
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: I feel like I've gotten lucky with spaces though in

887
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: terms of like bad neighbors or low water pressure, things

888
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: that don't work. Um, I've been really blessed. So knock on,

889
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: knock on wood, knock on wood. Let's take a quick

890
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: break and come back with why do I can? All right?

891
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Why do I care? All right?

892
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck downplays matching with selling sunsets Emma her her

893
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: Non after she talks about d m NG with him

894
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: in on the RYA app okay, but didn't him and

895
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: JL get back together in twenty so, like what's the

896
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: big yes? Come out? His story? He was saying, I'm

897
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: inactive yes. So Riya has confirmed that he has not

898
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: been an active member for several years, and she's and

899
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: she said that, um. His his opening pickup line was

900
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: that they had a Boston connection. Okay, like, girls gotta stop.

901
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I've talked about people I matched with on Riya,

902
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: but like, there's nothing wrong here. They just got engaged

903
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: and now everyone's I'm so annoyed with their engagement though,

904
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: I'm so annoyed with that I cannot take jublic was

905
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: it public? What was it? I don't even know. No,

906
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: he proposed to her in the bath. She was taking

907
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: a bath and he came in and she was butt

908
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 1: naked and he proposed her and she said it was

909
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 1: most romantic thing that ever happened to her. But her

910
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: Instagram post so she tells the whole story about it

911
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: on down on the j Lo or on the j

912
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: Lo or some kind of dumb app she has where

913
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: it's like her fans can really get to know her.

914
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: So she's like on Instagram, she posts this little smarmie

915
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: like I have some great news, and she's talking like

916
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 1: a baby and she's just like glistening, and it's so

917
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: annoying and it's all to promote. It's like, I just

918
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: don't like celebrities using they're like personal lives to like

919
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: trick you into just tell us you had the information.

920
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: I just I thought it was gross, And I do

921
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: people pay for this down with the j LO app?

922
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: Probably of course the monetize it a way, or at

923
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 1: least she gets your information so then they can send

924
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 1: you when she's going to be coming to your town,

925
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: or that Mary is coming out on Blu Ray at

926
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: a Red Box near you. It's just it just grosses.

927
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: I don't know why she annoys me so much. I'm

928
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 1: sure if I met her, I would think she was lovely.

929
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: She seems really her friendship with Lea Remedy seems like

930
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: really real and funny, and she's obviously extremely talented and beautiful.

931
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: But I just am irritated by it all. I don't know,

932
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I guess I feel bad for

933
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,479
Speaker 1: Ben Afflecks exes, feel bad for Jennifer Garner, I feel

934
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: bad for on a day arm miss just to like

935
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: see them all like fucking making out all the time.

936
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: And but I just think it's like respect your exes

937
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: and tone it the funk down, and you you are

938
00:50:54,200 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: doing this for publicity, you know, to say so they

939
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: can put out like more movie. I yeah, I know

940
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,439
Speaker 1: what you're talking about them. So it's like it makes

941
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: us talk about them, like, um, why do you why

942
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: do you put you and Brenna on your on your Instagram?

943
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: Is that to like Garner more fans like you do

944
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: it to celebrate I'm happy in my life. And I

945
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 1: just think that there's is not really all about that.

946
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: There's a difference. Like I just feel like people either

947
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: post about their loved ones when they're in a rocky

948
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 1: part of their relationship and they have to like let everyone,

949
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: they have to just they have to. They have to

950
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 1: do the opposite of what it is real because it's

951
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: like they feel like people might be able to sense it,

952
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,479
Speaker 1: so they post something really good because they're in hot

953
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 1: water with their person, or like the public might think

954
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: they're not doing well so they put that out there,

955
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: or it's it's just publicity. It's just so people will

956
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: talk about them. But it's like it's just I don't know,

957
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: sometimes it's nauseating and maybe I'm just jealous, yeah, because

958
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: I remember, I mean I get I do get jealous

959
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: of like their p d A. I think it's sweet

960
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: and Chris, have you and Chris ever gone public on

961
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: Instagram like officially, like with a photo I did back

962
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: in the day, like before I had a lot of

963
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: like when we were together back a long, long ago. Um,

964
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: he really has no interest in that. I know. I'm

965
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: just wondering. I'm just like thinking about it because I

966
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: don't remember. And like I said, for women, it makes

967
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: people hate you, Like I have too many male fans

968
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: that kind of fantasize about me being single or like,

969
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 1: and they just I would lose followers. It would be

970
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: really it would be interesting to see how many you

971
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 1: would lose. I would just just as an experiment. Yeah,

972
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: I mean I would probably lose less than a thousand,

973
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: but I would lose a lot, I think, And I

974
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: just don't see the point in it. And also yeah,

975
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: there's other reasons too, but I just don't see. Uh.

976
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,240
Speaker 1: I feel like one will come out after the reality

977
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 1: show comes out. I feel like I can talking about

978
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: them on my podcast because I feel like besties can

979
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: handle it. But like my fans that are just like

980
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: you're you know, the other fans who I love and need,

981
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: I do love and need them. I need them to

982
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: like in their mind think that if I don't have

983
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, they could suck me someday. Like, what is it? Like?

984
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 1: It really is true. I've done it before. I've one

985
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: followed a guy where when I was single that I

986
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: just like was like, I don't want to see you

987
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: happy with a girl. Get out of here. You were

988
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: only interesting to me when you're single. Do you think

989
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: guys are thinking that they can't funck j Lo now

990
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: because of bed affleck? Like Jlo doesn't need men are

991
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: not following. J Loo's fans are mainly women? Yeah? Does

992
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: I just and maybe gay men straight men can admire

993
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: her and they know she's so out there that they

994
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: could never get her. But like, no, I don't think

995
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: that it affects her as much. Ok. Let's go to

996
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: top one, bottom one. Because it's Monday. Our category today

997
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: is top one, Bottom one. Drum roll. Moments from this weekend.

998
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: Moments from this weekend. This was a big weekend from me,

999
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 1: and Andrew. Noah, I'm assuming you had a weekend as well. Yes,

1000
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: it was a big weekend for me too. Yeah were

1001
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: you you weren't an lady rite? No, I wasn't in

1002
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: l A but I turned thirty nine. Oh, Bay, did

1003
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: we really miss your birthday? I mean Friday, it's fine

1004
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: calendar and I missed it. God damn it. I like

1005
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: had it in my mind. I was like, it's been

1006
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: a while since it was Noah's birthday. It feels like

1007
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: it's almost been a year. I know you, don't I

1008
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: know you. It's not okay. I'm not okay, even though

1009
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: I've forgotten all of my best friend's birthdays this year,

1010
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: so you're in good company. Noahst my mom, all of

1011
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: them forgotten here. I'm gonna know when it's Andrew's birthday

1012
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: or I was present on that day. Um, I'm so

1013
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: sorry to miss it. Was that your top okay? Well?

1014
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: Um my moments? Yes, my top moments are from my

1015
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: birthday celebrations, which you're not the only one who forgot it.

1016
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: And I think it's just because it fell on like

1017
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: a Friday and I haven't really been in touch with people.

1018
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: So I did post it like I posted about it

1019
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: on Saturday because I said, I feel like a lot

1020
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: of people are going to be mad at me because

1021
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, and it's going to make them

1022
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: feel like they did something wrong by not wishing me

1023
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: a happy birthday. But um, for me, it was definitely

1024
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:49,760
Speaker 1: a weekend full of good moments with uh uh older friends,

1025
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: meaning like friends I've had for like a year and

1026
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: a half ever since moving here. Um newish friend and

1027
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: like brand new friends. So I had friends being a

1028
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: year and half old friends nor No, I mean like

1029
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: I made them like a year and a half ago

1030
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: when I moved to this new town that I've never

1031
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: lived in before, and I didn't know anyone. The first

1032
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: friend you made when you got do you have a

1033
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,879
Speaker 1: romantic dinner or anything or what did you? Um? Yes,

1034
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: I did have a romantic dinner. Um. I am going

1035
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,240
Speaker 1: through something personally that I'm not ready to talk about,

1036
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: but I will share it with you guys once I'm

1037
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: over the the thing. Um. So um, you know, I've

1038
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 1: I've just been kind of like dealing with something um

1039
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: that's like emotional or like more like mental. So just

1040
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: um being able to just kind of connect with other people.

1041
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: And I was invited to a birthday party a barbecue,

1042
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: and I always get very nervous. I think, oh, I

1043
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 1: don't know how to party anymore. You know, I don't drink,

1044
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't smoke, I don't do anything that's considered fun

1045
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 1: and cool. Nobody else at that party did anything like that.

1046
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: It was just like just deep conversations and just a

1047
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: good easy time. God, I love that. I love that

1048
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,959
Speaker 1: so much. I love I was just filling out something

1049
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: about St. Louis, like the best of St. Louis, and

1050
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: it was like the best bars, the best breakfast spots.

1051
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't do any of this stuff. I

1052
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: don't eat breakfast foods because there's nothing's vegan. I don't

1053
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: go to bars. I just feel like so and Carl

1054
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: I was talking about this too, like we're just like

1055
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: not cool anymore anymore. But like I love it doesn't

1056
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: have to be deep conversations, but it's fun when it

1057
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: can be. I just want to hang out with people

1058
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: that you can just be yourself with and you don't

1059
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: have to go hi, oh my god, good to see you.

1060
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: Just might be in that voice ever in my life

1061
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: ever if I can't wait it, especially on a weekend

1062
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: when I'm supposed to be doing what I want to

1063
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: do with my time. There's like a lesson in like

1064
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 1: when you have to do like something socially, to not

1065
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: overthink it before, Like I do that too thought like

1066
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, I'm gonna have to fucking

1067
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to drink with these or I'm gonna

1068
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: have to do this, and you like you play like

1069
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 1: fifty five scenarios and then you get there and it's

1070
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,439
Speaker 1: like people are just sitting by a fire, like feel

1071
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: like really nice people, Like usually people are gonna air

1072
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: on the side of being nice. Like I think in

1073
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: our twenties were so around like drunk fucked cards that

1074
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: like we expect that to happen the rest of our lives,

1075
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. When I am around drunk charts,

1076
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: it's kind of nice because if I don't want to

1077
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 1: be there, I can just leave. That's true, and they

1078
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: don't even know yet. When I was younger, I was

1079
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: like I have to be I have to be one too,

1080
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: you know. But now I'm just like the sucks and

1081
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: I from being someone who was drunk for so long,

1082
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: I know, I don't you would never remember like anything,

1083
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: so like I was when I was writing about the St.

1084
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: Louis thing, I was like, you know, I did go

1085
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 1: to bars in my twenties in St. Louis, but I

1086
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: don't remember any of them. And they were all ship

1087
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: holes where it was loud and I was lose my voice,

1088
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: and they were dirty and gross and there's p all

1089
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: over the seats, like I don't I can't recommend any

1090
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: of those places. And I was blackout drunk for all

1091
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: of it. So it's your house, Okay, what were your

1092
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: I guess we started with the top What were your

1093
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: top moments? My top moment was, honestly the the the shows.

1094
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: The I was just I just like love being on

1095
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: stage recently, and I can like honestly say that my

1096
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: favorite moments were on stage and just feeling like I

1097
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: would do like really long sets to like Our and

1098
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: forty seven minutes for one of my sets Our thirty

1099
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: like every single night, and that's the longest I've ever gone,

1100
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: and I just really appreciate that the audience can be

1101
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: with me that long and at the end of it

1102
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: still like I know when I've lost them, and I'm

1103
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: sure I've lost some of them by the end of it.

1104
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: That's so fucking long, but it's a really good feeling

1105
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: that by the end of it, like I when I

1106
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: walk off stage, I don't have to usually run off

1107
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: stage because I don't want to make them feel like

1108
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: they have to keep clapping, like I want them to

1109
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: be just done with their duty of like supporting me.

1110
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: So I run off stage to like, I don't want

1111
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: you guys to have to like keep going, like I

1112
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 1: just feel bad. But this time I was able to

1113
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: like take it in and like look at them enjoying

1114
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: me and like and like and like take in their

1115
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: praise because they were giving me love and I was

1116
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: able to accept it at the end and be like, no,

1117
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: they wanted. I felt like it was deserved and like

1118
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,919
Speaker 1: I appreciated it. So that was my favorite. I guess

1119
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 1: my top one was Tricky Nikki and going to my parents.

1120
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: That was fun. Now, um, I would say no obviously

1121
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: seeing my dad was up there, but like, no, performing Yeah,

1122
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: the shows were fucking fantastic this weekend, and I think, like, yeah,

1123
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like similar in the sense

1124
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: of like like really feeling like I'm doing exactly what

1125
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: I'm saying, exactly what I want to, like being the

1126
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: kind of comic I kind of want to be, Like

1127
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, and it just feels good. It just

1128
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: really does. And I'm performing in Florida especially, like it

1129
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: just it feels nice. It just feels nice and and

1130
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 1: and the other thing I love too is just like

1131
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 1: writing the jokes with you beforehand and stuff. I felt

1132
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: like we got along really well this weekend. Yeah, we

1133
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: did throwing the baseball, just a lot of like just

1134
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: like very it was a very chill week until like

1135
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:38,919
Speaker 1: like now, it was the most chill like weekend we've

1136
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: ever had. I think, Yeah, even though it was so

1137
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: much travel and so much like work. Um, all right,

1138
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 1: let's do bottom bottom bottom bottom um bottom moment from

1139
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: this weekend Andrew. Um, I guess, uh, it's annoying. Like

1140
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 1: when I get back I think back to St. Louis

1141
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 1: is the bottom because like I'm so like exhausted and

1142
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 1: I want to be like there for Brenna so much

1143
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: and be like happy and like present, but I just

1144
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: I physically can't, and it's hard for me to, like, um,

1145
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: I don't. I think that's like the hardest part is

1146
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: like coming back from the road and like trying to like, um,

1147
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, communicate in a way where you you're like, look,

1148
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: it has it's nothing to do with not being excited

1149
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 1: to see you. Yeah, it's just it's just like my

1150
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: brain is literally like just like I don't even know

1151
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: what it is like. So that's the hard that's the

1152
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: hardest part. I think about how much we and you know,

1153
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine with how much even more you

1154
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 1: actually do on the road. So it's like, yeah, it's

1155
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: really tough on relations. I am struggling as well with mine.

1156
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 1: It's like just not like, you know, what do you

1157
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: do when you're gone, because there's just so much to

1158
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 1: cut up on. You're not living the same lives when

1159
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 1: you get back. Um, you just want to be your

1160
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,920
Speaker 1: best versions of yourselves, but you're fucking tired. And as

1161
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 1: the weekends, like on the weekends is typically when people

1162
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: spend time with their partners and go on dates, and

1163
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: you guys are working, yes, and it looks like we're

1164
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: having the most fun on earth because we're on Instagram

1165
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: like there are Like if they saw his sleep all day,

1166
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 1: they would know that it's not like, yeah, but we're

1167
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: allowed to have I don't think that. Oh yeah, of

1168
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: course I'm not saying it's hard to like it. Yeah,

1169
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: it's hard for probably them to see like why can't

1170
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: you just be that fun right now? Like you were

1171
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: that fun last night? And it's like, well, yeah, I

1172
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: was also like having to put on a show. I

1173
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: was a showman last sight. Yeah, um yeah, I found

1174
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 1: that to be just as hard to I will say

1175
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: the worst part of the weekend for me was checking

1176
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: into the hotel in Jacksonville and getting in my room

1177
01:03:54,840 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: and unpacking my bags and unpacking my bowels, and then

1178
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 1: getting a call on the phone that said, uh, ma'am,

1179
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 1: you don't have a room here. We accidentally checked you

1180
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 1: in and you're not supposed to stay here. You're you

1181
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: have a room somewhere else, And having to go downstairs

1182
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 1: lug all my luggage back downstairs. We are an hour

1183
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: and a half from showtime, so I just wanted to

1184
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: like rest for an hour, and I think it was

1185
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 1: an hour and a half before I had to get

1186
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: absolutely ready, And so then we had to go downstairs,

1187
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: We had to get a lift, we had to go

1188
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: across town. I checked in the wrong fucking hotel. Um.

1189
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: It was just a big mix up, and they I

1190
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 1: don't know how why they let me in. That was

1191
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: the weird thing that I was talking them downstairs and

1192
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: they're like, because they let you up, And then they're like, well,

1193
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: we don't have your reservation. They let you in under

1194
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 1: the someone's name is like Gosser. I was like, that's

1195
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: not me, that's not close. They must get so many

1196
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: like misspellings with people booking them, like through the phone

1197
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 1: or something that they just like, yeah, she's probably Gosser.

1198
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: Final thought, Noah, what was your low point of the weekend?

1199
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: So m av is he volunteers with the Search and

1200
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 1: rescue team here in Arizona. Basically, people go hiking, they

1201
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: get injured, and this team goes out and helps take

1202
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:15,040
Speaker 1: these people out or if they get stranded and stuff.

1203
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: So last night he's been wanting to answer a call

1204
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: for so long. He got one call and ended up

1205
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: getting canceled. He came home, and then another call where

1206
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: three people got stranded on the side of a cliff.

1207
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 1: So it's like seven o'clock on Sunday night and he

1208
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: answered that call, and you know, like we thought, all right,

1209
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: he's gonna be back at eleven, twelve o'clock at night.

1210
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 1: I wake up at twelve, Okay, he's not back. I

1211
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 1: wake up at three, he's not back. I wake up

1212
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 1: at four thirty he's not there. And I just like

1213
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: kept getting up, but it's like, oh, he's not back home.

1214
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 1: So it's actually I was like, hey, can you just

1215
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: let me know that you're alive or just like like

1216
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: this text when you see it, and uh until seven

1217
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: twenty in the morning, I hadn't heard back from him,

1218
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 1: and he's like, yes, I'm alive. Oh my god. It

1219
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: ended up being like a really tough rescue for like

1220
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: all these volunteers and stuff. These three people got caught

1221
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 1: like stuck. Um, I guess they were like mountaineering or something.

1222
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: They ran out of rope and it was in the

1223
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: middle of the night. They were off the trail, like

1224
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: deep off the trail, and he had to like just

1225
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 1: spend overnight finding them, you know, like in the middle

1226
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: of the night to find someone is really challenging. Uh

1227
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was like a whole big thing. And

1228
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 1: I was just like, hmm, I wonder if he's gonna

1229
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 1: make it back. And I didn't know. All nights really scary.

1230
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm so Buddy's okay, but like, yeah, those hours between

1231
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 1: twelve and seven thirty in the morning probably not the

1232
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: best sleep you've ever had. Yeah, So it's like, why

1233
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: couldn't he text? Did he was he had? He wasn't

1234
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 1: in service I guess where he was. So he said that, Um,

1235
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:11,640
Speaker 1: his phone ended up dying and he had his battery pack,

1236
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: but he didn't have the wire to plug the phone

1237
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 1: into it. And then his friend had a satellite phone

1238
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: and he he wanted to send me a message to

1239
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 1: the satellite phone, but he didn't know my phone number.

1240
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: Oh well, that is hilarious. It kind of reminds me

1241
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: of always Sunny when they keep throwing more cats in

1242
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: the wall, Like he went to go save someone. Now

1243
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 1: he's gone, and now now he gave by the wire,

1244
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 1: they have to like lower down a wire to him,

1245
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: a rope to the guy. That's great they saved him that.

1246
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 1: I mean, what a great thing to do for people.

1247
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: Hopefully he wasn't too tired today to be Were you

1248
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 1: so horny for him when he told you about this? Um,

1249
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 1: I will be later, like after I catch leep. That's

1250
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 1: a good point. I lost a lot of sleep this

1251
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 1: weekend too, because I'm doing Watch What Happens Live on

1252
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 1: Wednesday night on Watch what Happens, Watch what Happens when

1253
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't save lives. And I said, talk to Andy

1254
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 1: Cohen about reality TV? Have you done anything with Andy

1255
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: Cohen before? No, no, and he's from St. Louis and

1256
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: so I'm promoting the St. Louis show obviously, and I uh.

1257
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 1: They asked me, They're like, so, what Bravo shows you

1258
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,680
Speaker 1: know in preparation? What Bravo shows do you watch? And

1259
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 1: I was like, none, Like I don't And that's not

1260
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 1: a slide on Bravo. They have the best entertainment ever.

1261
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,559
Speaker 1: All everyone I know watches everything on that network. And

1262
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 1: I just have never loved The Housewives because I don't

1263
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:50,640
Speaker 1: like supporting drunk I just don't. It makes me. It

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Speaker 1: triggers me because it's just a lot of screaming and

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Speaker 1: a lot of drunkenness and like meanness, and even though

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Speaker 1: it's like very compelling, it just doesn't do it for me.

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Speaker 1: What you know, other reality shows do. But I'm wrong

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Speaker 1: because everyone, everyone clearly loves it show, so I'm in

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Speaker 1: the wrong. And then I've never watched Below Deck or

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Speaker 1: anything like that, even though those are supposed to be great.

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Speaker 1: I used to watch Millionaire Matchwiker, and then I realized

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Speaker 1: I used to watch Summer House, but I don't watch

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Speaker 1: Summer House anymore because Hannah was kicked off. And then

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Speaker 1: I go, actually, I can watch Summer House because I

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Speaker 1: know a lot about Summer House because I watched it,

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Speaker 1: and so I've been binging Summer House thirteen episodes I watched.

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Speaker 1: I stayed up all night on Saturday night because we

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Speaker 1: got done at twelve and then we're leaving at four thirty.

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Speaker 1: So I watched so many episodes. But I'm watching them

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Speaker 1: on one and a half time speed, and it is

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Speaker 1: wild and it's so entertaining and I love it so much.

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Speaker 1: So I got no sleep doing that. And also I

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Speaker 1: was thinking about the boyfriend thing. This morning. I woke

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Speaker 1: up and I was packing at like five o'clock in

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Speaker 1: the morning or six, and Chris was I wanted to

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Speaker 1: sleep in so bad, and I'm just like trying to

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Speaker 1: be super quiet, and he like gets up and I

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Speaker 1: seem kind of like messing with his iPad. He like

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Speaker 1: blearly kissed me and it was like good morning. And

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Speaker 1: I saw him like come toying with his iPad and

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Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing over there? And

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Speaker 1: he was just like, I'm just gonna watch some there's

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Speaker 1: a race going on, and he puts on Formula one

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Speaker 1: and Formulae is always happening, like another part of the world.

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01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,519
Speaker 1: So it's like always it the like crack Dog. So

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Speaker 1: it was on Formula One and he's just like watching it,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I felt like, I go, this

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Speaker 1: is no slight to you. I feel like I'm watching

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Speaker 1: I'm babysitting for a little boy who's just like eating

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Speaker 1: fruit loops, watching cartoons like race cars, just going room room,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, do you like your room ROMs? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Do do car go fast? Carkoal Fast? And I was

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Speaker 1: just like so belittling everything about it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I just know that I just don't understand this, and

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Speaker 1: that's why I know it looks stupid to me. You

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Speaker 1: look like like just because you know, just kind of like,

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Speaker 1: you know, like little boys like falling sleep in front

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Speaker 1: of cartoons and they don't even know what's going on

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01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 1: in the cartoon, but they just like like the colors

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Speaker 1: and shapes. Like That's what I felt like, Yeah, is

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Speaker 1: what a womombs He likes. He likes Formula One and

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Speaker 1: m m A which I like to call Mama another

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Speaker 1: baby food. I ate them. All Right, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: We want more show for you tomorrow and the rest

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Speaker 1: of the week. I'm gonna be on the Today Show

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Speaker 1: tomorrow morning if you want to watch, I think it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be on it like nine eastern, if you want

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Speaker 1: to check that out. I'll be gonna be on with

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Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman, so that will be super fun. And then

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Speaker 1: I'll be on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday Night

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Speaker 1: with someone I don't know if I could say who,

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Speaker 1: Maybe i'll say it tomorrow. But um, thank you guys

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Speaker 1: so much for listening to the show. We are in

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Speaker 1: Minneapolis and Madison this weekend to get still on sale.

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01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 1: Two shows in Madison, so more tickets to the sale

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Speaker 1: for that. If you go alone, I will give you

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Speaker 1: a free meet and greet. You just have two d

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Speaker 1: m me go going alone and all caps. Tell me

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Speaker 1: your full name and which show you're going to. And

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Speaker 1: I gotta go because there's another old time you find

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Speaker 1: her alarm going up? Hi, guys, don't be good and

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Speaker 1: check me down the river over there by the mall.

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Speaker 1: I'm tired. Stop