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Speaker 1: Damn, but he hog it's time for donkey the King.

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Speaker 2: I mean, trying to be donkey today.

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Speaker 1: No more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making these people do these days called.

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Speaker 2: Donkey of the day, and it really caught me off guard.

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Speaker 1: Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey of the day today?

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Speaker 2: Wow, Jess hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Donkey of Today for Friday, August fourth goes to a

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Speaker 1: feminist collective in Mexico called fifty plus one. Not just

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Speaker 1: that feminist collective, but all the citizens who are upset

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Speaker 1: with Mayor Manuel angel Billa Lobos. Okay, I will call

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Speaker 1: him Mayor Manuel from here on out. But Mayor Manuel

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Speaker 1: is under fire simply because he cares, simply because he

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Speaker 1: loves values and appreciates the other men who reside in

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Speaker 1: this town that I can't pronounce.

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Speaker 2: What is it called? What was it called? Say it again?

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Speaker 2: There you go?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I want man Manuel to know that we're riding

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Speaker 1: with him. We see you, man Manuel. Man Manuel decided

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Speaker 1: to turn up the heat on a holiday that nobody

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Speaker 1: truly cares about, and that holiday is Father's Day.

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Speaker 2: Driving the cruise bombs for Father's.

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Speaker 1: Day, Kerry Father's Day is June eighteenth for this year,

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Speaker 1: and don't nobody give a damn per usual? Okay, but

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Speaker 1: the man decided to do something special for the fathers

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Speaker 1: on Father's Day, and now this feminist collective and other

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Speaker 1: women are upset.

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Speaker 2: What's the news channel? Let's go to let' let's hear

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Speaker 2: the news reports please.

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Speaker 3: President municipal will be yello, it's the those be all

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Speaker 3: the censers commentari scores. No, it's the Luna and president

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Speaker 3: will be your logoction media.

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Speaker 2: It's the direction wow wows to wow? What's this wow?

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Speaker 2: What's this? Wow?

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Speaker 1: You dominicann't know what he said? Yes, let me translate.

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Speaker 1: The mayor decided that they would be a good idea

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Speaker 1: to offer the men of his town a script show

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Speaker 1: for fother's day, dropping the clues bombs for that man.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: He sent out the information online and invited all the

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Speaker 1: fathers to a local auditorium on June seventeenth for a special.

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Speaker 2: Event show just for dads.

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Speaker 1: And on the poster it said a show surprises in

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Speaker 1: presence that mal laid it out for the fothers. They

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Speaker 1: had electrical appliances as Raffle prizes traditional music playing what

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Speaker 1: kind of music was they playing?

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Speaker 2: Red? What would difference?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Come on now, come on now?

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Speaker 1: And they had scrippers. Now listen, when they sent the

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Speaker 1: invite out, it mentioned in big read letters that no

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Speaker 1: children and no women were invited. I repeat, When they

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Speaker 1: sent out the invite it said no children and no

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Speaker 1: women were invited. Now, this is where some of the

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Speaker 1: problems lie. The women didn't listen. A lot of the

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Speaker 1: ladies came anyway and bought their child. How you gonna

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Speaker 1: ignore the fact we told you not to come and

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Speaker 1: don't bring the kids, and then get.

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Speaker 2: Upset when the script show starts.

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Speaker 1: You can't complain about a sexually suggestive performance by scrippers

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Speaker 1: when we told you not to come and don't bring kids.

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Speaker 1: And furthermore, why are you trying to steal these hard

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Speaker 1: working Mexicans joy? The biggest he hall is going to

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Speaker 1: everybody that has a problem with this. Okay, fathers already

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Speaker 1: get the worst gifts, things we don't need to use. Finally,

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Speaker 1: something that fathers will actually enjoy. And it's a problem.

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Speaker 2: All eyes on Mexico City right now, y'all.

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Speaker 1: We should all be learning from Mexico in this moment

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Speaker 1: because the bar has been raised on what fathers deserve

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Speaker 1: for Father's Day.

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Speaker 2: Don't think about just the scriptlers.

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Speaker 1: They had electrical appliances, toasters, microwaves, waffle makers, tortilla presses,

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Speaker 1: and scrippers. Now, personally, I don't need the scripts because

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Speaker 1: my wife and I have no problem frequenting the script

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Speaker 1: club together. But for the brothers whose wives are not

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Speaker 1: with that, why are you raining on their single de

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Speaker 1: Mayo parade? Do you know how many ties we have

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Speaker 1: in our closet that don't with any shirts and suits

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Speaker 1: that we own?

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Speaker 2: How many ties you got in me? I lie?

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, Fathers don't always want ties, They want thies,

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Speaker 1: all right. Father's got enough power tools, power drills, screwdrivers, hammers, nails.

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Speaker 2: If we sick of that in America, how.

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Speaker 1: Do you think they feel in Mexico. I'm show in

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Speaker 1: Mexico City they got enough tools. Everybody over there, probably

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Speaker 1: Babido the builder, okay, a Mexican mayor, and Mexican fathers

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Speaker 1: don't want to screw and nail something. They do enough

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Speaker 1: of that. They want to screw and nail someone, all right.

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Speaker 1: They want to go to whole depot, not home Depot. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, is the moral of the story. This isn't

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Speaker 1: about scrippers, all right, It's about the fact this mayor

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Speaker 1: went above and beyond for Father's Day. I think all

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Speaker 1: these women just being fake outraged to attempt to discract

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Speaker 1: from the fact that they have never went this hard

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Speaker 1: for Father's Day. The mayor made all the ladies in

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Speaker 1: this town look bad, and that's what they really upset about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they say, the greatest mark of a father is how

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Speaker 1: he treats his children and wife when no one is looking.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: The greatest mark of a child and wife should be

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Speaker 1: how the treat their father when everyone is looking all right,

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Speaker 1: the mayor passed the test, all right. Next Father's Day,

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Speaker 1: will you please give that feminist collective fifty plus one

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Speaker 1: and anyone in Mexico City who has a problem with

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Speaker 1: what mayor manual did the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, the day, do.

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Speaker 3: All the day?

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Speaker 1: Yee?

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Speaker 2: What you got your father for Father Day? Ag A plant?

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Speaker 2: A plant kind of plan unless he wasn't even cannabis.

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Speaker 1: I can't even remember.

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Speaker 2: It was a really really nice plan from home depot.

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Speaker 2: But that's about you know what I'm saying, planting dinner,

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Speaker 2: that's it.

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Speaker 4: But I always meant about to be single, demile, okay

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Speaker 4: for playing.

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Speaker 2: All they did was show up. What you got your

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Speaker 2: father for Father's Day? I got him a kapai sweatshirt.

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Speaker 2: That's what he wanted, a kapa He wanted a sweatshirt,

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Speaker 2: probably for forty years. I got enough of those. That's

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Speaker 2: what he said. I want a new sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, he got it, and we're gonna get you'all

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Speaker 1: ties again next year.

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Speaker 2: Jesus. Okay, that's cool. Put them on some scrippers. What

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Speaker 2: kind of plant did he ask for?

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Speaker 4: A plant?

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Speaker 2: He likes plants, you know, marijuana or a.

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Speaker 4: Plant, oh, cannabis plant? All right, I'm not at that

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Speaker 4: all right now. When we come back, Tim Ryan will

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Speaker 4: be my god. We're gonna kick it with him when

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Speaker 4: we come back.

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Speaker 1: Jim Ryan is gonna come up here and talk to

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Speaker 1: us about the exhaustive, the exhausted majority, the exhausted majority

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Speaker 1: of the people in this country.

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Speaker 2: That's just tired, all right, Okay, we tied everything. We tired.

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Speaker 1: We tired of Republicans, were tired of democrats, we tired

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Speaker 1: of pro downs We're just tired, all.

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Speaker 4: Right, b e T We see y'all on Monday, everybody else.

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Speaker 4: Tim Ryan is up next to the Breakfast Club. Good

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Speaker 4: morning the Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 1: Donkey Today is brought to you by the law office

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Speaker 1: of Michael s Laminsoft.

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Speaker 2: Don't be a donkey. Do pound two fet on your

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Speaker 2: cell and say the bull.

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Speaker 1: If you've been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound

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Speaker 1: two five to oz from your cell and say the bull.