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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: text in four one O six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything, because

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody gets

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname, so nobody knows who you are,

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Speaker 1: so you're free to just speel the tallow where everybody's fake.

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Speaker 1: And I don't really have an anonymous nickname right now,

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Speaker 1: so we'll just do the sound thing. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: a sound the now it's freshly, gonna say a sound,

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Speaker 1: and then you just someone. I'll say a sound or

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Speaker 1: a word, and that'll be the name of the person

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Speaker 1: on the phone. So BORGI ish? Why BORGI ish? Okay? Here,

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Speaker 1: how about this? Why can't I whistle? You get one

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Speaker 1: of those in there somewhere, Okay, I just want two

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Speaker 1: of them, Okay, I think I prefer the who Okay?

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Speaker 1: And then all right, well, all right, that's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a difficult what difficult name to do? But the anonymous

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Speaker 1: caller on the phone right now, so that nobody knows

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Speaker 1: their identity is why can't I whistle? Hold on? Just

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Speaker 1: use one of those. Stop, that's done. That's a long name.

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Speaker 1: But you're on the phone right now. It's a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. What's up? How are you? Hey, guys? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Oh? Not much, I'm just hanging out listening

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Speaker 1: to you guys. Try to whistle. Yeah, that was a

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Speaker 1: long name and uh it was it was tough to

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Speaker 1: get that whistle in there. But anyway, before the lips,

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Speaker 1: could you whistle, Alex? Yes I could. Okay, I can

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Speaker 1: whistle with my fingers super loud, but because it really hurt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can do it? Okay, whoa super loud? That's impressive. So

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Speaker 1: but anyway, enough about whistling. While we were what is

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Um? Okay, So I think my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend's going to propose? Is that a good thing? Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean I love him so much, Like he's amazing.

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Speaker 1: We've spent together like four years now, I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: so in love with him, Like he's like the perfect

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Speaker 1: fit for me and he so he's been kind of

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Speaker 1: dropping hint, so like I think it's coming. Okay, So,

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Speaker 1: why is that a dirty little secret? You don't want

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Speaker 1: him to yet, or or you know and he doesn't

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Speaker 1: know you know, or you want him propose to him

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Speaker 1: or I really want him to the problem is I'm

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Speaker 1: already married? What sorr, I say, what does he not

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Speaker 1: know that? No? What nobody are you talking about? Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I got married my freshman year of college to

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Speaker 1: one of my friends. He's an international student country. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so it wasn't It wasn't like romantic row. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: going to do I don't know. So we're working on

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Speaker 1: getting divorced. But it's like a whole process. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I'm going to be able to keep it

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Speaker 1: a secret. So you got married to this guy, you

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Speaker 1: got married to your friends so that he could stay

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Speaker 1: in the United States, so you're still technically married and

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend has no idea. Yeah, here's the thing. If

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend had done this, and like if she had

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Speaker 1: mentioned it though at the start of our relationship, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would be fine with it. But to wait until

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Speaker 1: the point where I'm about to marry you and then

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Speaker 1: you bring up, oh, I'm also married, That's what I

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Speaker 1: was going to say. Yeah, I think the secret part

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Speaker 1: is your biggest issue. Yeah. Was that just never a

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Speaker 1: good time to tell him? Yeah? Well, the person seemed

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Speaker 1: like it would sound crazy, like right when we started dating,

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Speaker 1: and then it just kind of like I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just for not even my parents know, like nobody knows. Wow,

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Speaker 1: exact me and my friend and his parents knew obviously

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Speaker 1: because they like, they were really nice about it, they

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Speaker 1: like helped pay my tuition and kind of thing. I

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Speaker 1: was going to say, how much money did you make? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Should we try and guess how much she got paid

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Speaker 1: for it? Yeah? Yeah, let's guess how much? Like above

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Speaker 1: or below? All right? So I know that I was

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Speaker 1: propositioned this before. Really, Yeah, someone wanted me to marry

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Speaker 1: them for citizenship and I didn't do it, although I

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Speaker 1: wish I would have done it because I would have.

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Speaker 1: I needed money at the time. But they offered me

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Speaker 1: forty grand. Oh that's a lot. Forty grand, and I

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Speaker 1: didn't do it, and I was like, man, I should

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Speaker 1: have done it, So above or below forty grand, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say above. I'll say above. I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: above too, because didn't you say they paid your tuition?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so on the phone for the dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: are we right? Did you make? Did they pay you

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Speaker 1: above or below forty grand to marry them for US citizenship?

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Speaker 1: Way above? A way, let's go. Now, I'm like offended,

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Speaker 1: well that was also twenty years ago, a while ago. Well,

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Speaker 1: good luck. Let us know how it goes. Hopefully your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend who wants probably wants to become your fiance soon

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Speaker 1: isn't too turned off by the fact that you're already married.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank good luck with that. Yeah, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret.