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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little secret? Huh, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show? And you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one O six one and said you

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Speaker 1: had a dirty little secret. So we're calling you back

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Speaker 1: to ask what your dirty little secret is. Good morning,

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Speaker 1: Oh what's up? Good morning? How's it going? Can you

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Speaker 1: tell us your dirty little secret? Now? Yes? Okay, So

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is that I actually have never

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Speaker 1: paid for anything from a vending machine. And if you

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Speaker 1: want another, are two ways to achieve this attack. The

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Speaker 1: first one is that you can take a piece of

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Speaker 1: string to a dollar bill and just pull it right

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Speaker 1: back out after it's done its job. But if that

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Speaker 1: doesn't work, I know this is what they don't want

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Speaker 1: you to know about this or this one isn't for everybody.

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Speaker 1: But I have a very long, skinny arm and they

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Speaker 1: look cool and normal, but they do this job and

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Speaker 1: I can get things. I can get my full elbow

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Speaker 1: up into the machine. I mean my full level of

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Speaker 1: my full shoulder up into the machine, and not just

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Speaker 1: like bottom row stuff. I'm talking. I'm talking check mixed,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking chips and oreos. Okay, I have questions. Did

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Speaker 1: you say you put your whole arm in all the

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Speaker 1: way to your shoulder, all the way. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: can I can't get the good. Does that hurt? It's

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Speaker 1: not comfortable, but it's it's what's called worth it. I

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Speaker 1: just won't. I'm just not going to pay a dollar

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Speaker 1: fifty if I know how to get in there. It's

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Speaker 1: funny you say worth it, because I was getting ready

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Speaker 1: to say, ain't nothing worth ain't a dollar and fifty?

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Speaker 1: Say it ain't worth about losing my arm? I can

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Speaker 1: tell you that, Well, you gotta have the right arm.

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Speaker 1: And sort of the boneless situation going on. Are you

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Speaker 1: saying I know how to give it? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're a beautiful arm. Well you got to

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Speaker 1: try it, okay, okay, the string with the dollar bill?

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Speaker 1: So does that mean you like punch a hole in

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Speaker 1: your dollar bill and you put it in with the string,

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Speaker 1: and then how does that pool? I'm sorry, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to think. I know you can just tape it, like

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Speaker 1: you don't even have to punch a hole. You can

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Speaker 1: just like put you know, two pieces of tape onto

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Speaker 1: the string and then to put it in like you're

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Speaker 1: paying normally, and then once it goes in just sort

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Speaker 1: of gently take it back out. But some machines are

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Speaker 1: a little too aggressive, and this isn't going to work. Okay,

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Speaker 1: good to know I'm writing this down. Yeah right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's been When I was a kid at the Boys

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Speaker 1: and Girls club where all the bad kids go, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had. There was like one one guy at the

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Speaker 1: club that knew how to do the same thing. He

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Speaker 1: would steal all the stuff at the bottom of the

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Speaker 1: vending machine, so we would always go to him to

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Speaker 1: get our stuff. But then one time he got caught

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Speaker 1: and he couldn't get his arm out quick enough, so

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Speaker 1: he got into big trouble and like he went down

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Speaker 1: for everybody snack that year. So when his arm was dark,

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Speaker 1: y'all didn't help. Y'all just love we ran. I would

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Speaker 1: have done the same thing. I'd be like, I'm out

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Speaker 1: of here. You're on your own. Have you ever got caught? Well,

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Speaker 1: I almost got caught one time, but I just told

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Speaker 1: them that my cookies had gotten stuck, and so I

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Speaker 1: was actually, you know, more of a hero in that situation.

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Speaker 1: I could have let my eyes fill with tears, which

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Speaker 1: is kind of natural by that point, because I had

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Speaker 1: been in there for a little minute. Yeah, the fact.

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Speaker 1: Did you know that like a lot of people die

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Speaker 1: from vending machines. They do. Yeah, there's an alarming amount

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Speaker 1: of people that die from vending machines every year. How

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Speaker 1: they fall on them and maybe probably probably trying to

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Speaker 1: do that. Their snacks get caught, and you know when

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Speaker 1: you buy something from the vending machine and like your

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Speaker 1: snack falls or like the little rings go, but it

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Speaker 1: doesn't like over your snack and you're like dang. Some

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Speaker 1: people like they shake the machine and it falls something. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's horrible. It feels like my parents

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Speaker 1: set up an intervention for me. So I was stop, wait,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna die. Mind, there's just over two on average,

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Speaker 1: there's just over two vending machine deaths per year. Wow, yeah, girl,

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Speaker 1: you could be one of those. Don't be okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean this almost makes you want to change my ways.

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Speaker 1: But it's really it's hard. Imagine the headlines. Now, she

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Speaker 1: died for a dollar and fifty cent bag of chips.

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Speaker 1: It's not worth what kind of chips did you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: If it were Deritos were considering a cool ranch. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I died for arden sauce. Of sun Chips as well.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us not a good way to go.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret, of course,

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Did Jebel Show on demand?