Speaker 1: So Jlo and Ben Affleck are in photographs with him
Speaker 1: being animated quote unquote fighting who says they're fighting? Now?
Speaker 1: It looks tiring, and it looks like the j LOO
Speaker 1: program for a person like Ben Affleck. Maybe tiring, But
Speaker 1: what does someone know about what's going on in their relationship?
Speaker 1: Like I'm animated all the goddamn day. Paul said he
Speaker 1: never saw someone walk with intention from one room to
Speaker 1: another like I do. I walk like I'm going, you know,
Speaker 1: to do the White House press briefing every morning, to
Speaker 1: go in the other room and get some popcorn. Like So,
Speaker 1: maybe he's an animated talker, but the best is everybody
Speaker 1: just speculating. Ooh, another heated exchange with Ben and Jen.
Speaker 1: What are you fucking You've got dog ears? You can
Speaker 1: hear what they're talking about. They're just he's just being animated.
Speaker 1: So I like to play Devil's advocate. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The looks exhausting, and Ben Affleck has looked exhausted, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean and they're having troubles, you know, and
Speaker 1: their marriage has to work. She cannot. This is that
Speaker 1: this is a it's too big to fail. It is
Speaker 1: a too big relationship to fail. This is her final chance.
Speaker 1: It cannot fail. They could buy a house the size
Speaker 1: of the state of Texas and live on opposite sides
Speaker 1: of it and have two different relationships going on. But
Speaker 1: failure is not an option. It's not an option. They
Speaker 1: cannot fail, just cannot fail. It is too big to fail.
Speaker 1: That is a too big defail Harry and Meghan is
Speaker 1: too big to fail relationship too. You can't fucking fail.
Speaker 1: It's too much going on. You can't fail. It's not
Speaker 1: allowed live on different sides of the Monacito mansion. But
Speaker 1: you cannot fail. Harry and Meghan. We're seen hanging out
Speaker 1: with Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow. Like, Okay, there are
Speaker 1: certain people that when they get fail they're only friends
Speaker 1: with famous people, so I can name drop on here,
Speaker 1: Like I'm friends with some really really famous people, like
Speaker 1: I'm friends with Kelly Ripa, friends with Sea, friends with
Speaker 1: Ellen like friendly with Ellen, friends with Eric stone Street,
Speaker 1: friends with all these people, But like I have, I
Speaker 1: don't hang out with them all that much, Like I'm
Speaker 1: not always like dining with them because I'm my other
Speaker 1: my like real non celebrity friends. Those are the people
Speaker 1: that I really hang out with. If you see celebrities
Speaker 1: that like are all of a sudden just only going
Speaker 1: out to dinner with other celebrities, only being seen with
Speaker 1: other celebrities, think on it, like Megan and Harry. Meghan
Speaker 1: now is only friends with famous people. They first got
Speaker 1: married and they were just George and Amal. We have
Speaker 1: not seen them in a while. I keep bringing it up.
Speaker 1: Where are George and Amal? They were good friends with
Speaker 1: Pash and David Beckham. Where are Pash and David? They
Speaker 1: had a falling out, So now every that they're friends with,
Speaker 1: they only hang out with really famous people, Chris Jenner,
Speaker 1: Ellen DeGeneres because they were at Ellen's and Porsia's fiftieth.
Speaker 1: They're hanging out with Chris Jenner and Ellen degenerous just
Speaker 1: because they all live in Montecito and Oprah. They're not
Speaker 1: friends with normal people now they're just friends with Gwyneth
Speaker 1: and Cameron Diaz. Like it's giving, very elitist. It's not giving.
Speaker 1: We're people of the people at all. We're people other people.
Speaker 1: When we stand on podiums and accept humanitarian awards for
Speaker 1: being podium standards, they're good podium they're good at the
Speaker 1: red carpet, and they're good at the podium and the
Speaker 1: photo opportunity. But they go from podium standing and photo
Speaker 1: opportunity to a list celebrity hanging. But there's no middle there.
Speaker 1: They hang out with Oprah, Gwyneth Cameron, Ellen, Chris Jenner, Posh,
Speaker 1: David Amal, George Prianca, Jonas uh Serena Williams. Where are
Speaker 1: the Where are the people of the people? What happened
Speaker 1: to those people? We're the people of the people, just
Speaker 1: like Diana. What No, I don't see the people of
Speaker 1: the people. I see podium standards and I see a
Speaker 1: list celebrity hangers. And like I said, I can hang
Speaker 1: out with a less celebrities every day. So don't say, oh,
Speaker 1: because you can't hang out with a listen, I can
Speaker 1: hang out with a list celebrities every day. Why don't
Speaker 1: I Because I don't, because it's not who I am,
Speaker 1: Because because because that like that, it just reads it
Speaker 1: reads opportunistic to have gone from you know, just the
Speaker 1: regular girl to an actress on suits to like only
Speaker 1: Oprah Ellen, Chris Jenner and uh, you know a plus
Speaker 1: plus plus famous people or the people you hang out with.
Speaker 1: Don't sell me your bag of bullshit. Just don't the
Speaker 1: monascito millionaire. That's their audience, that's their group, when it's
Speaker 1: not the podium preachers. Podium preachers about the people, they're
Speaker 1: people podium preachers. I inquired about a vehicle. I wanted
Speaker 1: to trade in two cars that I have. People have
Speaker 1: always talked about the sleazy, sleezy, sleazy business of being
Speaker 1: a car salesman. You're on their mailing list. It is
Speaker 1: way worse than buying something online. One guy asked about
Speaker 1: the car, and then the guy was like, Oh, hey,
Speaker 1: did you just tell car Did you just text me
Speaker 1: to tell me that our pricing is too high? Did
Speaker 1: you want to make me an offer? Like bullying? Like
Speaker 1: car salesmen bullying, They're fucking nuts. They're fucking nuts. They're aggressive,
Speaker 1: they're abrasive. That must be so cutthroat. They're emailing, they're texting,
Speaker 1: they're stalking. But it's fucking crazy. I have a great
Speaker 1: cool story on TikTok. I saw Chris Jenner promoting this
Speaker 1: like pizza specialty with the Dorito's and pizza okay, and
Speaker 1: I have a story about it. So number one I
Speaker 1: saw a girl posted about it is cringe. Chris Jenner
Speaker 1: telling a story about what she grabs her It was
Speaker 1: her idea because she has Dorito's in her purse and
Speaker 1: she decided to marry it with you know, Papa John's pizza,
Speaker 1: this cheap pizza, you know, this cheap pizza brand pizza,
Speaker 1: and she decided to marry it together. And so the
Speaker 1: invention was born. And I'm really just picturing Chris Jenner
Speaker 1: as she shakes her fifty dollars salad and like her
Speaker 1: Dorrito's in her purse, so whatever it is, and it
Speaker 1: so seems so fake and it's cringe. It's like what
Speaker 1: advertising used to be. Like, Hey, I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: schleppamito and it's about this bag it chips it and
Speaker 1: it's like so cringe because people have become more real
Speaker 1: and you're just like, oh my god, Chris Jenner, what
Speaker 1: did they fucking pay you to destroy your brand like this?
Speaker 1: Remember when she did Chris Jenner did depends. They paid
Speaker 1: her a million dollars to do a dependzad. But anyway,
Speaker 1: it's just a cringe ad because of the way that
Speaker 1: it's delivered. It doesn't seem natural at all. And I
Speaker 1: know this because for my daughter's birthday party. She wanted
Speaker 1: this stuffed pizza. And we've talked about this stuffed pizza
Speaker 1: in the past on social media authentically because no one
Speaker 1: was paying us and we were just talking about this
Speaker 1: stuffed pizza. And she loves Papa John's. So I was
Speaker 1: talking to Papa John's because they've reached out to me
Speaker 1: by text before do you want free pizza? And do
Speaker 1: you want us to send you pizza? And it's like,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna talk about your pizza, I want you
Speaker 1: to pay me. So we reached out to them and
Speaker 1: they meaning like naturally if I'm you know, because they've
Speaker 1: been like, we want you to get the free pizza
Speaker 1: and like they're gonna use me and post it on
Speaker 1: social So if I'm gonna talk about the free pizza,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get paid. So they said that they had
Speaker 1: this like, you know, budget for this thing that coincidentally
Speaker 1: is the same thing that Chris Jenner was talking about.
Speaker 1: And I said to my person that I work with,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk about this thing in like
Speaker 1: an adsy way. I literally for much less money was
Speaker 1: offered that Chris Jenner add, well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: she did it for, but it wasn't the money that
Speaker 1: I was proposed. I'm sure she's got much more followers.
Speaker 1: So I was offered the ad that Chris Jenner did
Speaker 1: for Papa John's, but I said, I just want to
Speaker 1: talk about the pizza I'm eating naturally and what my
Speaker 1: daughter likes. I'm not gonna be like and they were
Speaker 1: like talking points, and I'm like, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: talk and talking points about this thing that I've never tasted,
Speaker 1: and like I'll mention that it's right there, like this
Speaker 1: is a piece of paper, this is a lip glass.
Speaker 1: I'll mention, like, oh, and they have this new product,
Speaker 1: so and I'll taste it and I'll say if I
Speaker 1: like it or if it's fine or whatever. And I
Speaker 1: saw it and it looked like a crispy like folded
Speaker 1: pizza colsone with a lot of stuff in it. It seemed
Speaker 1: if there was a lot going on, and the doritos
Speaker 1: and side weren't crispy, so it seemed like do we
Speaker 1: want Dorito's not crispy? And I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I haven't tried it yet because I wasn't being paid
Speaker 1: to try it. I saw it and I did not
Speaker 1: taste that some of the girls tasted it. I don't
Speaker 1: know what they actually thought, but I want you to
Speaker 1: know that my claim to fame is that I was
Speaker 1: offered the Chris Jenner AD, but I didn't like all
Speaker 1: the words and something got caught up with PepsiCo, who
Speaker 1: I guess owned them, and like it takes longer to
Speaker 1: approve an ad, and so I didn't do it. But
Speaker 1: I can tell you and I have the receipts to
Speaker 1: prove it that I said to Danielle, I'll do it,
Speaker 1: but I'm not doing all these points, like I'll just say,
Speaker 1: like I ate the pizza, and there's the thing, and
Speaker 1: I have to do everything totally naturally, like that's just
Speaker 1: the way I have to do it, with the exception
Speaker 1: of some podcast reads by a company if it's about
Speaker 1: a medical thing or they really want it to be
Speaker 1: like that and it's for the podcast. It's how the
Speaker 1: podcast goes. But I always try to make it in
Speaker 1: my own words, and some of the brands will be like,
Speaker 1: you can riff, but we could never do a podcast
Speaker 1: if every single one I had to like vet and
Speaker 1: do the way that I do in my own non
Speaker 1: pod life. But it was just funny that I saw
Speaker 1: Chris doing the most cringe worthy thing. I was like,
Speaker 1: how the fuck like you gotta like you gotta be
Speaker 1: selective and what's gonna come out of your mouth? Words
Speaker 1: have meaning and power and currency, and it was so inauthentic.
Speaker 1: And there's an other very an authentic ad I could
Speaker 1: think of right now and TikTok without throwing someone under
Speaker 1: the bus. So I won't say it, but like, guys,
Speaker 1: it's it's cringe when it's really not authentic. It's like, really,
Speaker 1: it's gotten way more cringe worthy