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Speaker 1: Our vagina was everything, but it isn't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. My vagina's everything. No,

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Speaker 2: but need some fluffing, No, No, I have more.

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Speaker 1: So meant like how you identify your vulva and your vagina?

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Speaker 2: Oh, he said, the whole vagina was everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for most of my life.

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Speaker 2: While you rub that botanical oil on your vulva, you

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Speaker 2: I welcome back to good Mom's Bad Choices.

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Speaker 1: I'm Erica and I'm Mela, and we are quarantined. We

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Speaker 1: are in quarantine as are socially distancing ourselves.

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Speaker 2: Five days into but not from each other. But not

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Speaker 2: from each other, so hopefully we don't both have it. Fuck,

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Speaker 2: I'm drinking wine and tequila, and I'm honest, you're tequila too.

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Speaker 2: Oh No, I'm actually drinking wine and beer. But I've

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Speaker 2: been thinking about tequila. I'm thinking about it hard.

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Speaker 1: I don't think tequila is like my quarantine drink. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna get me way too, like turned up to go nowhere.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: You know tequila is my drink.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're burning yourself, Sage.

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Speaker 1: Just burn the fuck out of me. See, this is

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Speaker 1: why we're gonna savee the mic saved ourselves.

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Speaker 2: That sounds we're saving you through the mic because I

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Speaker 2: know you need it, Saging.

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Speaker 1: No, No, go out there. You have a movie on.

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Speaker 1: I've played all day. I've taught you your lessons. I've

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Speaker 1: fed you four hundred times. Go please. Well, you're not

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Speaker 1: the boss of Luna. But you're not the boss of Luna.

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Speaker 2: She can do what she You do what you want.

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Speaker 1: Go watch the movie, figure it out.

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Speaker 2: Bye. And they're talking about school, maybe out for the

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Speaker 2: remainder of the fucking year.

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Speaker 1: You guys, it's day two, day fucking two of no

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Speaker 1: school and I'm already on edge, can you tell? I mean, really,

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Speaker 1: it's like day four for me because I took all

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Speaker 1: day three. I took Iri out of school last week, but.

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Speaker 2: Then convinced me to do the same. She should have

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Speaker 2: got that day, she should have got that Friday. Fucking exhausted.

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Speaker 2: I have never respected teachers so much. Thank you teachers

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Speaker 2: for all that you do.

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Speaker 1: All the homeschooling parents, how the fuck? And yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: where I'm at. We're gonna have to go back.

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Speaker 2: I mean maybe after this you'll just be like amazingly

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's a there was there's a part of

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Speaker 1: me that also is like appreciate appreciating it. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: But and there's another part of it where like I

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Speaker 1: I literally put her food down, and it's.

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Speaker 2: Like, Mommy, why haven't turned my TV on? I'm like,

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Speaker 2: because I've been fucking making your food. That's why. I mean,

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Speaker 2: this is the time we really teach your kid not

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Speaker 2: to be a fucking brat, because then you start to

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Speaker 2: see how really demanding there like my god. Yeah, it's rudeness.

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Speaker 1: It's like a god, like a servant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need.

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Speaker 1: To burn more stage, you do.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Is someone going to open a homeschool

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Speaker 2: in the valley because I need I.

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Speaker 1: Need their number.

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Speaker 2: Even then, I don't know where these homeschool kids have been.

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Speaker 1: Are they gonna have a Corona test at the door

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Speaker 2: They don't even got enough Corona tests to go around? Actually,

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Speaker 2: can you hear me that bunk? Because I don't. I

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Speaker 2: don't really So speaking of Corona, we are postponing our

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Speaker 2: show because we've been advised by our expert to postpone,

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Speaker 2: and we don't have a choice.

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Speaker 1: We have no choice at this point. Honestly, we would

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Speaker 1: have had the kids. You would have literally had. Because

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Speaker 1: me and Jamila were having this disagreement about the show

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Speaker 1: right like I thought, I was like preparing for that cancelation.

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Speaker 1: She was saying, no, there's no fucking way we're canceling it.

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Speaker 1: And then yesterday we had like our first semi not

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Speaker 1: even argument but like yeah, and I was like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not doing it.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hug people.

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Speaker 1: I was like, how are you going to the show

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Speaker 1: without me, bitch, was like.

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Speaker 2: I'm quit. That's up, no podcast, Fuck everyone. If we

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Speaker 2: can't do the show during Corona, fuck everything.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not getting Corona for the sake

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Speaker 2: I feel like none of us were going to have it,

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Speaker 2: and it was going to be like a little prohibition

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Speaker 2: style show and everybody wanted to just showed out.

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Speaker 1: You know what without you know what prohibition people weren't

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Speaker 1: infected with shit. Oh, they were just trying to get alcohol.

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Speaker 1: That's just a little different.

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Speaker 2: Just give me, give me the latter, Just give me

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Speaker 2: the light.

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Speaker 1: So for all those of you listening who purchased tickets,

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Speaker 1: your tickets are transferable. Once we get past the end

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Speaker 1: of the end of the world, we will reschedule our

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Speaker 1: show immediately. I'm sorry, it's it's Corona's fault.

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling two different ways. I'm feeling like, definitely, the

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Speaker 2: that's on my list of things that I'm gonna have.

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Speaker 2: But also I'm like, fuck, if the world ends, when's

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Speaker 2: the last time I've really got some good dick.

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Speaker 1: So I got some recently, So I'm not mad, but.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm need to have a bump bit before I

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Speaker 2: go out. So, oh my god, this is this is

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Speaker 2: pretty sad. Tell me if anyone else has done this,

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Speaker 2: have you ever been like towards the end of your

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Speaker 2: period and you know it, but then you're like, Le'm

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Speaker 2: doing that yesterday, because bud never killed nobody.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean I feel if, honestly, if you're a

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Speaker 1: man scared of blood, then get away from me, to

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Speaker 1: be honest, because it's nature. It's gonna happen again. It's

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Speaker 1: like if it's what makes me a woman, it's what

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Speaker 2: So am I bleeding? Oh I don't know where that go?

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Speaker 2: I mean now eating me out while blood bleeding. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you do whatever. And then if it

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Speaker 2: comes down like, oh no, I don't know where that happened,

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Speaker 2: You're a bitch.

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Speaker 1: It's the last I thought.

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Speaker 2: I stopped two days ago. Damn, another person I did this,

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Speaker 2: he was gonna know I'd lie.

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Speaker 1: I don't really want to get a head on my

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Speaker 2: Was like basically over. I thought I was over, but

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Speaker 2: I think that's a possibility.

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Speaker 1: But I don't, I mean, like my president, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: This is anagotomy.

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Speaker 1: Oh also, I got.

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Speaker 2: My Oh I hope this well whatever, I got my

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Speaker 2: first request during sex, during the act of sex, and

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Speaker 2: Maga asked me to talk about him on my podcast.

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Speaker 2: I got that a few weeks ago. Somebody said podcast

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Speaker 2: during sex, which I am baffled by. I never thought

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Speaker 2: in my life i'd have to hear podcasts during a

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Speaker 2: getting famous.

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Speaker 1: Shut out, I'm getting famous, so you know, people want

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Speaker 2: But this request baffled me even more because this, I

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Speaker 2: It's gonna stop it right there.

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Speaker 1: Well, this happened to me a few weeks ago, and

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Speaker 1: I told you you couldn't believe it, And then now

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Speaker 3: Was it?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait, yes, girl, Dorry, he said, I want

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Speaker 2: Wait, was it it was to Limbe? You did say

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Speaker 2: that and I hollered and I was like, no way,

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Speaker 2: And then when it happened, I was like, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't ever say that.

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Speaker 1: Don't ever say that. Don't this is so weird. Also,

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Speaker 1: just let it happen. You literally did not pass this

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Speaker 2: Okay, wow, wait, speaking of people bringing up our podcast

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Speaker 2: during sex, Okay, I think, okay, this is how I'm

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Speaker 2: feeling that there's two different thoughts. And then it goes

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Speaker 2: the line the lungs of fantasy and reality niggas like

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Speaker 2: it's a fantasy of a nigga to be talked about

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Speaker 2: on the podcast, but also a nigga called Erica Fast

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Speaker 2: because of the podcast last week, which was like basically

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Speaker 2: You know, everybody knows niggas have a way of doing that,

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Speaker 2: like host shaming without shaming. Because I still want to fuck.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally was trying to fuck yeah, but still

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Speaker 1: then called me fast. But then try to say oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm fast too, And I said, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: old we are that we're calling people fast, But are

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Speaker 1: you You're basically nice calling me a hoe.

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Speaker 2: So I think guys are kind of turned on by

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Speaker 2: the fact that this is like a part a portion

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Speaker 2: of our like our lifestyle, I guess at this point,

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Speaker 2: But also like, are you going to marry me? With

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Speaker 2: all my sex business on the internet.

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Speaker 1: I have literally in the past few weeks I've been

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Speaker 1: telling Jamie like I have this epiphany. Well, between that

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Speaker 4: Watch the movie we're recording, Frozen two is on watch

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Speaker 4: Frozen two. Get out of shop this dog bed it stinks, Okay,

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Speaker 1: No shaka?

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Speaker 2: It's like she's staring at us, but I know she

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Speaker 3: Whatever?

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Speaker 1: They're playing the loudest game they could possibly find.

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Speaker 2: So what an instagram said, I'm really gonna want to

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, Okay, do the pole then ship so smart?

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Speaker 2: You're so fucking smart.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I actually really did feel insecure about it, like

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Speaker 1: I felt was like, should I stop sharing so much?

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Speaker 1: everyone gets discussed, Okay, clearly usually the ones I like

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Speaker 2: Also, we know who listens and who doesn't, right, And

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's something too, Like am I not supposed to

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like how much how much of yours are

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Speaker 2: you going to like conceal to get it? Like you

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Speaker 2: Then they're talking about like twenty four hour lockdown. I'm like, well,

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Speaker 2: So have you checked out our episode on Horrible Decisions?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, we did an episode with Horrible Decisions.

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Speaker 2: So Mandy said, it's comparable to being a Trump supporter

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Speaker 1: But when we went out to New York, we hung out.

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Speaker 2: After Nope, we did it because it was too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so after we hung out, after we did horrible decisions,

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Speaker 1: I talked about how fake asses feel cold, which apparently.

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Speaker 1: They're always like a little cold. I don't know, I

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Speaker 2: And then after we recorded it with horrible Decisions but

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Speaker 2: I have sex parties at my apartment. You guys should

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Speaker 2: me too. And then I was like, oh, what are

435
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 2: you guys doing here and like, oh, we just work together. Literally,

436
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 2: I was like, looked at my I was like, I

437
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 2: guys work spouses and they like looked all like guilty.

438
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,239
Speaker 2: I'm like no, And I was like, so, what are

439
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 2: you doing at soho housed in twelve thirty and they

440
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: had them both say how they both have kids? So,

441
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 2: because I had had too many tequilas at this point.

442
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: And Jamila has had professed herself a healer, I I

443
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 1: don't know what.

444
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: I am, but I conveniently convince them because I've been

445
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 2: on a roll with this thing right now. I don't

446
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 2: know what the fuck has gotten into me. Somebody someone,

447
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: somebody did it to me, and I've just been on

448
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 2: a roll. So I was like, you guys want a

449
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,199
Speaker 2: three way kiss because then you guys can feel it

450
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: out and it really won't be your fault.

451
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: I basically you are facilitating an affair. They've already had

452
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,239
Speaker 1: an affair, you are facilitating it even more so, so

453
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: I like grab their heads on either side.

454
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: If you're on Patreon, you can if you know you

455
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 2: might want to take notes. This is important if you

456
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 2: need to do a three way kiss in the future.

457
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 2: This is how you do it three shouts at tequila

458
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 2: each each. So then I like, no, I don't know

459
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 2: how much they him been drinking, so I like pull

460
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 2: her face in and his face. I'm like, come on,

461
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: let's just just let's just do a and we prosued

462
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 2: to do a three way French kiss.

463
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, me and Mandy are in deep conversation about who

464
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 1: god knows what the fuck and then I look over

465
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 1: and Jamila's over here facillitating an affair.

466
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So then five minutes later I turned around and

467
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 2: they were gone. They went to the bathroom, so I

468
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 2: went looking in the bathrooms because there was nobody there

469
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: and all the dolls were closed and both bathrooms, so

470
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 2: I know, these freaky motherfuckers are in one of these dolls.

471
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 2: So I just left him alone and then I went

472
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 2: back to the bar and then came out all fucking rough.

473
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

474
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, acting like nothing happened,

475
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 2: looking all red and shit. So that happened, and then

476
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 2: guess what.

477
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: Then they did not forget about the sex apartment. I

478
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: was like, these bitches for sure forgot about the sex apartment.

479
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 6: Here.

480
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: Jamila, after she facilitated her affair, was like, oh, let's

481
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: go over to this nigga's house. So who this nigga

482
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 1: has a very interesting name, by the way, which he'll

483
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,199
Speaker 1: name him and remain anonymous, but the name should have

484
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: it's very telling about what kind of house he has.

485
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: So and maybe his dick as well. So they were like,

486
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: let's go, let's call us. So I knew Erica would

487
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 1: not be down.

488
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: So I'm like, this my first time hanging out with Mandy,

489
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 2: so I'm hoping she's like one of me, so I

490
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 2: can be convinced something to just do some strange shit.

491
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: So like, Mandy, do you still want to go?

492
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I'm down, which, which, come to find out,

493
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: is shocker because many doesn't do white Caucasian shit. Oh

494
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: this was very Caucasian. The shit we did, we did.

495
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 2: We ubered ourselves to this location. Do you remember this?

496
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 2: I don't know how drug you are. We get to

497
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: the floor. The door is already wide open. It's like

498
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 2: an industrial warehouse, and I'm like, he's like, it's okay

499
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 2: to keep the door open. He left the door open.

500
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

501
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 2: I was like, is anyone else on this floor? He's like,

502
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 2: everybody moved out? Did he say that?

503
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

504
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: He's like when no one's on this floor, so we're

505
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: just blasting music with the door open. There is it's

506
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: a beautiful we walk into this beautiful apartment like so

507
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: like it's it's I'm actually we're gonna post the picture

508
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: on Patreon. We have to have a picture. I have

509
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: to post the Patreon and we're gonna post the swing.

510
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: Do you have me swinging Jimmila's swinging topless and me

511
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: swinging clothed, But like it was just so beautiful, Like

512
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: it was so like he melted into this well decorated.

513
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: It was for sure a sex apartment, but like tastefully done.

514
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: It was beautiful. It was like a bottles. Yeah, like

515
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 2: he's like from what I remember, I had these.

516
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 1: Like plastered like flowers on the ceiling. He had like

517
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: video remember that, like video that was playing over the doorway.

518
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that kind of it was like old Hollywood

519
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: movies that were playing.

520
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 2: Didn't you have a window into his bedroom?

521
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 3: No?

522
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 2: His bedroom like looked like an altar. Oh yeah, it

523
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 2: had like it had like church.

524
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 1: Like staying glass yehow and you can open the doors

525
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: and that was his bed was the altar.

526
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 2: Right. It was crazy not to sew bed alter. Yeah,

527
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 2: And I don't know why I felt so comfortable, but

528
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 2: probably within five minutes of walking in the door, I

529
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 2: was like, I want to take off my clothes. So

530
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: I was wearing just like biker shorts. I was wearing

531
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 2: like nude biker shorts and no top, just trotting around

532
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 2: the house. And then he goes, He's like, oh, my

533
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 2: roommate's upstairs, go wake him up. He was, Oh, it's

534
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 2: like a curved stairway in the middle of the living room.

535
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 2: Makes us drinks. We're just so drunk at this point,

536
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: only Sam we go. I go upstairs to go see

537
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 2: about this roommate. And then I get to the door

538
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 2: and I'm like, it's a strange woman, black woman in

539
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: his bedroom. I probably shouldn't wake this man up. That's

540
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 2: not a good idea. So I backed out of there.

541
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 2: And then moments later that guy came downstairs. He said, yeah,

542
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: you're in my dream. I was like this because I

543
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: was at your doorway creeping in down you like dream

544
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 2: did oh? We just like were parting and swinging and

545
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 2: taking videos and laughing.

546
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: Then the Caucasian kept offering Jamila special k. I thought

547
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 1: we were going to leave that out no, No. I

548
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: felt like it needed to be shared because I would not.

549
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: I was like, no, what do you know? Jamila like

550
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: wasn't saying no, but she wasn't saying why would. I

551
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: kept asking too many questions. I was like, bitch, just

552
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: let me. I was never gonna take like, shut the

553
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: fuck up, she's not doing it.

554
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 2: Stop offering her special care. I just got.

555
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: I kept getting so annoyed by him. I was like,

556
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: she's not doing that.

557
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 2: I did. The first guy in the roommate.

558
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: The first guy, he kept like trying to like normalize

559
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: it more and more, like, it's just very.

560
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 2: Chill, You're just gonna want to talk. Oh, are you

561
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 2: guys on it?

562
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, we're fine and we're gonna talk. We're

563
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: gonna feel really chilled. And I said she said no.

564
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my, I'm sorry. Like I didn't hear

565
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: her say that. You know, I would never offer it again.

566
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: Literally five minutes later, do you want to do some.

567
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: K I'm like, this thing is here's the thing about me,

568
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 2: Like I've already decided very early on in my life

569
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: with drugs, I have any desire of trying. Special case

570
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 2: has never been on the list because it's for a horse,

571
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: and I'm the shyes of a big dog. It just

572
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense for my like my like just sizing.

573
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: So I just that wasn't an option. I would never

574
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 2: do that. But it was very white of him. You know,

575
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 2: white people love that shit though they really know they do.

576
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: And I've been around it a lot because of Jared

577
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: and him in the club warehouse scene.

578
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, in La.

579
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: But I was like, this thing needs to calm the

580
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: fuck down. But then after that, Jamila then facilitated and

581
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: yet another three way kiss. She was on a three

582
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: way kiss role. Meanwhile, me and Mandy are just having conversations,

583
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: having continuous deep conversations, laughing about all this Caucasian shit

584
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: we're doing. She couldn't believe that she was caucasioning, yet

585
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: she wouldn't leave, so we were still there. Were there

586
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: for a minute complaining about the caucasioning happening. Yet we

587
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: were both still there caucasioning it up, drinking some sort

588
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: of tequila. He was said, this is the you sip this.

589
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 2: You don't mix this, you don't this is a sipping tequila.

590
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: I kept saying that, and we were just drinking.

591
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 2: It was great and later, I've I've discovered that those

592
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 2: two guys are roommates because they met on Craigslist ten

593
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: years ago and.

594
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: Even roommates ever since.

595
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 7: Yep.

596
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: Wow wow. But anyway, Jamila facilitated a three way kiss,

597
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: not between me and Mandy, not between her and Mandy

598
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: and the guy, but no, between the two male roommates

599
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: and herself three way kissed. I was like, wow, you

600
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: may be a pro.

601
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

602
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: Then she tried to get them to make out and no,

603
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: that thing.

604
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: They would do what they were down. But what's the difference.

605
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. I knew that they had done that

606
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 2: before THEYD. Fuck. I don't know. But I had a

607
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: great time facilitating all of the all the all those

608
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: bad choices last night. I don't know why. I was

609
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 2: tequila man was getting film real naughty. Yeah. And then

610
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: I pulled up some pictures. I'm like, trying to put

611
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: my chug in Mandy's mouth. And then it really dawned me.

612
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: I saw a picture of it was all of us

613
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 2: that night at dinner, and I was like, oh my god,

614
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: and my the worst behaved at a horrible decisions and goodness,

615
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, maybe I am Weezy went

616
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: home and went to sleep. So yeah, that happened. And

617
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 2: then we Mandy left and then Eric left, and I

618
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I think I want to stay.

619
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like I'm gonna stay. I was like, all right,

620
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: I'm out, bye, a grown US.

621
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: Woman in a state. And then, oh my god, nothing

622
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 2: super freaky happened. I kind of think, oh my god.

623
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 2: I think our friend who initially meant the restaurant was

624
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: kind of like jealous. I don't know, I don't know,

625
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what was happening over there.

626
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: Oh he was jealous of you and his roommate's connection.

627
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course he was. He thought he was gonna

628
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: his whole point.

629
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: He was about to show.

630
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 2: You his lavish pad and get it in. Well he was,

631
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 2: wasn't he gay?

632
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

633
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: Wait?

634
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: There was this point, Oh my god, wait, can we

635
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: talk about the ass slapping session?

636
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I forgot. Honestly, I forgot most of

637
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 2: the show.

638
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 6: Wait.

639
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 2: Really, it says a lot about wait when I need

640
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: to work on it in my life.

641
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: A moment there was a moment where this man was like,

642
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: like he because he has these sex parties at his house,

643
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: you know, he would you know, you know, Coin himself

644
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: a sex offiicty and a half shionados.

645
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: Is that what he said?

646
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: I would imagine so, I mean he didn't say it,

647
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: but like we're having sex parties, you know, I would

648
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: assume that you think that you're good at sex. Oh

649
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: my gosh, on my face. So he wanted to spank Jamila.

650
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: He wanted to like show off his spanking skills. He

651
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: fucking sucked. He was fucking terrible, he kept. First of all,

652
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: there was you know, like when you hear that sound

653
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: like when you slap an ass, you know you've done

654
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,239
Speaker 1: it right. It has that, you know, his was like this.

655
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: I just I just want to know why literally was

656
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: like a cup.

657
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why. It looked like it hurt boo.

658
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: Why did I get on the counter and you were

659
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 2: you like a cat?

660
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: You got up there like your fuck You always said

661
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: your fangs come out. They did, and you fucking bet

662
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: your fucking body like a fucking cat, slid your little

663
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: biker shorts down and let him spank your ass. And

664
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: it was horrible, and I felt I felt bad for you.

665
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: I feel like is he hurting her? Because like the

666
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: slaps were like muffled like I was.

667
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's supposed to.

668
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: That's so fucked up that like nothing from her. My

669
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: me and Mandy were like, what the fuck is he doing?

670
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 2: Stop? And so then I did.

671
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: I was like, can you just stop? Like I was,

672
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: I felt like I was Jimmya's security guard. I was like,

673
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: she doesn't want special k she doesn't want your weak

674
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: ass booty slabs. Please stop.

675
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: And then I stayed. And then I don't know, it

676
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 2: feel like me and the other guy had like a

677
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 2: deep conversation. We got in the shower, we talked, and

678
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: then like he fell asleep, and then I woke up

679
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 2: at ten o'clock in the morning and I was like,

680
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: oh no, what where why? Literally, what where? Why? Why?

681
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, my app's not working. Can

682
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 2: you over read back to my hometown? I was like,

683
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 2: oh my god, what's your name? A guard or her?

684
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 2: Looking at my phone to remember you didn't remember the

685
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 2: other day? I asked that his name.

686
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: She was like, that's not his name. I was like, bitch,

687
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: that is his name.

688
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 2: Well, honestly, they were great guys, and I would go

689
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 2: back over they were they.

690
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: Were like they were safe, they were cool, like I

691
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: ended up being a fine situation. It was just one

692
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: of the nights that you just never forget.

693
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 2: I just never thought that would happen. Usually, like white

694
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 2: people do. I've gone to lots of random drunken after

695
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 2: the party, white people's houses that I didn't know and

696
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: I probably never speak to again. I usually don't stay

697
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 2: the night. That was just because I was being extra

698
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 2: too lit in New York and you were being very

699
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: lit in New York. You okay?

700
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: So last New York, I was extra lit, like doing

701
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: the most, doing way too much, never coming back to

702
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: my hotel room. Jamilo basically had a hotel to herself.

703
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: This time, Jamila was on a role. She was out

704
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: to beat me. It was like a competition something in

705
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: my head.

706
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna out cover her.

707
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: I think you won, think you one. I could have

708
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: done with that a lot of In fact, I announced

709
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 1: my celibacy there. So it's been ever since I went

710
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: to DC. Before I went to New York, and I

711
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: reunited with Tulumbae from my birthday. Also broke up with

712
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: him quickly after that interaction, and then went to New

713
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: York and declared my solid to see so it's still

714
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: going strong. We are recording this Tuesday night. So this

715
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,240
Speaker 1: is a freshy.

716
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 2: Oh, I like that fresh. This is a freshye, just

717
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 2: like us?

718
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: What are we fresh?

719
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: Well, it's a joke.

720
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 7: Can you do this?

721
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 6: Yes?

722
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys. So with our show being canceled, which,

723
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: by the way, we had an amazing show ready for

724
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: you guys, like next level. If you guys have been

725
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: to our La show, if you guys have been to

726
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: our Atlanta show, this shit right here, this ship was

727
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: about to be first of all, totally different, lit, cinematic,

728
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: just live, fucking movie.

729
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: It was gonna be a fucking movie. I mean, I'm

730
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lie. It was gonna be a movie.

731
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734
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738
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Speaker 2: That's why I really was trying to fight this. Whatever

739
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 2: the fuck is happening. I was like, nope, nope, we're

740
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 2: having it. Why wouldn't we fuck that? How would people

741
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 2: know it's private? Yeah, but even the venue was like, yeah,

742
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: we're not doing this here. I know, Erica, I know,

743
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 2: I heard.

744
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just letting you know what the fuck is

745
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: going on out there? What are they dropping? Are those

746
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: fucking marbles?

747
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 2: I don't know? Do you have legs something?

748
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 6: No?

749
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 8: I don't know.

750
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: What are they fucking sewing pants?

751
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 2: I don't know.

752
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: I just keep hearing crumbling happening. I can't see them.

753
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 2: Lord to help us, all, help us all. Anyway we

754
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 2: are So.

755
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have been following us

756
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: on Instagram because there's nothing else to do. But we

757
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: recently launched a new little hotline.

758
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: So we have a new segment on a show.

759
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 1: We have a new segment, Good Mom's Confessional, Good Mom's

760
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: Confessional Hotline's confessional hotline. We actually really have a real hotline.

761
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 1: The number is eight one eight Mom zero one five

762
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: four And you can confess anything on this hotline, whether

763
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: it's about parenthood, love, dating, just personal shit, whatever it

764
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: is that you need to confess to get off your chest.

765
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: You can ask for advice, or you can just get

766
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: some shit off your chest. That may be like you

767
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: haven't told anyone, You don't really know what to do,

768
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: what to say. You just got to get it out.

769
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,959
Speaker 1: We've had a few this week, so yeah, we're gonna

770
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: play one that we got from an anonymous caller and

771
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: does a little something like this.

772
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 6: Hi.

773
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 3: I am an African American female study seven years of age,

774
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 3: and I am currently going through a divorce because for

775
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 3: my husband, because I just came out to my family

776
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 3: and my friends, decided not to live a lie anymore.

777
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 3: But finding it very difficult to navigate this landscape being

778
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 3: the late in life quote unquote lesbian.

779
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 6: My friend group is very hetero for lack of a

780
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,959
Speaker 6: better terms, and I'm just finding it hard to find

781
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 6: my tribe within this new freedom, no sound truth, and

782
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 6: it's lonely.

783
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 3: So I was just wondering what advice you guys have

784
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 3: for late in life lesbians, Lesbians who have been closeted

785
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 3: for a very long time now deciding to come.

786
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 6: Out and.

787
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 3: Be free and live in my truth. I find myself

788
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: alone a lot now tally because people just don't understand

789
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 3: what it is I'm going through, or maybe I don't

790
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 3: understand how to. I don't have any gay friends, so

791
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 3: I don't know socially how to, Like it's like starting

792
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 3: all over as far as like my friend group is concerned.

793
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 3: So I just wondering if you guys have any advice

794
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 3: or it's late life life lesbians who may not know

795
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 3: how to navigate this same plug.

796
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,959
Speaker 2: I want to get out, I want to have fun.

797
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 3: I want to have friends who recognize what I'm going through,

798
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 3: can empathize with what I'm going through, and well I

799
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 3: can get advice from. And I just don't seem to

800
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,439
Speaker 3: have that rhetory available to me right now. So any

801
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 3: of ice without and I love you guys and show

802
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 3: is awesome, and yeah, any of ice would help. Thanks.

803
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 2: So late in life lesbian, I've never heard that term.

804
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that term. That's why I said it.

805
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: My I mean so obviously I'm not a lesbian. I've

806
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: had transitions in my life, and I think motherhood has

807
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: been one, you know, really trying to figure out my tribe,

808
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 1: filling alone. I think for her, my advice to her

809
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: would be, you know, you kind of got to like

810
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: you have to put yourself out there. You gotta find

811
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: new friends, whether that's going out she's based in LA so,

812
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: whether that's going out to West Hollywood, whether that is you.

813
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: Know, getting on like even like an online dating situation,

814
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: just to you know, check the waters and get even friends.

815
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: You know, you can meet friends that way too. It

816
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be hard pressed romance romance. But I

817
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 2: also told her, like, I think that what's really important

818
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 2: and when you start living your truth or whatever that

819
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 2: means to you and you stop, you know, living your

820
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 2: life according to other people, is that you'll have less.

821
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 2: You'll manifest and attract the people who really accept you

822
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 2: and love you as you are because you're you're accepting

823
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: only realness from yourself and like inevitably the universe, you'll

824
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 2: attract that too. That's why I like lesbian, hetero, nonconformative,

825
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: whatever it is, like, I w support a tribe that

826
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,959
Speaker 2: is themselves. You know, all my friends, I'll tell Erica knows,

827
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: like I got some weird friends, got some crazy friends,

828
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 2: got some friends that've been through some shit. All my

829
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 2: friends are just who they are, so and that's why

830
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: it's I can accept people as long as you're being

831
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: who you are, and even like w in accepting yourself

832
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 2: and just being who you are, you only attract that

833
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 2: like that real shit. So I I I wouldn't you know,

834
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: I wouldn't take it personally. It's it's a f it's

835
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,720
Speaker 2: a filter. You're cleansing your circle to get and attract

836
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 2: the people that are meant to be in your life

837
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 2: and to support you through you know, every every part

838
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 2: of that. You know, because I've been knows I was

839
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 2: a hardcore lesbian for five years, and I was deep

840
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 2: in my lesbian life. I was only going to gay clubs.

841
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 2: I had like girlfriends for like four or five years consecutively,

842
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 2: and of course I had I mean I was in

843
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 2: Atlanta at the time, so I emerged myself in that

844
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 2: and I had mostly like at that, I mean not

845
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: all my friends though my straight friends wouldn't go to

846
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 2: the club with me, but I found gay friends by

847
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 2: going out. I started working in a gay club, being

848
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 2: as a bartender and a waitress, and I was on

849
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 2: the gay dating site. So I just you know, it's

850
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: just about also stepping out of your comfort zone. You

851
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 2: already started so much. Continue to do that and really

852
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 2: just dive in and see what's going on, I would

853
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: have exciting.

854
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 1: I would imagine it's a hard transition because you're trying

855
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: to accept yourself, you're seeking the acceptance of your family

856
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: and friends, which they're also going through a transition as well.

857
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: You know, we want our friends and family to just

858
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: be on board immediately and like they should. However, it

859
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: is a transition too for them because they've known you

860
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: as whatever you've portrayed, or they've you know, coined you

861
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: as their entire life and or needs the span of

862
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: your relationship, and they are having to do some unlearnings

863
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: and accepting acceptances as well, which can be really fucking

864
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: hard when you're just like just support me, you know,

865
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: especially because she's she's been in a relationship with all

866
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: of her friends are heterosexual.

867
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Speaker 2: Relationship and she's been married.

868
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: For what I'm saying, because like she's been in this

869
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: world of marriage with her married friends possibly you know,

870
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: with a bunch of women that are married to men

871
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: and claim to be heterosexual or identify as heterosexual.

872
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 2: And when we spoke to her on the phone, like

873
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 2: we called her back and she was just saying, like

874
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: even with her her sister, you know, there's a lot

875
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 2: of like we love you, we accept you. But you know,

876
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 2: but there is there I have to and that's why

877
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 2: I said I I don't agree with it, and that's fine.

878
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: But you also you during whatever transition in your life,

879
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 2: because they will happen if you are if you know,

880
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 2: if life is happening, you have to know and accept

881
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 2: that A nothing's personal. And B sometimes if someone is

882
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: saying I love you and I accept you, but at

883
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 2: this time, when you're trying to accept yourself, you may

884
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 2: have to distance yourself from those people who have the

885
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 2: butt yeah, because you just at this point, if you

886
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 2: need to reinforce what self love is and what that

887
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 2: looks like for you, you need to be with people who

888
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 2: are just I love you and I support you, period.

889
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 2: And that doesn't mean you have to cut them off forever.

890
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: You can revisit them. Once you feel secure in the

891
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: choice that you've made and the transition that you've you know,

892
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: be can and complete it, maybe not even completed, but

893
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: like just feel more secure and like, yes, this is

894
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: who I am. I don't need your validation, and then

895
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: go back and revisit those relationships and then you can decide, Okay,

896
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: you know what I can do this? You know, and

897
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: also I can, I can be patient with you or

898
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:47,959
Speaker 1: you know what, this isn't gonna Unfortunately, family sometimes are just.

899
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 2: People that you ended up being related to. Yeah, you know,

900
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: I I.

901
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: Don't know.

902
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 2: I don't like to say that.

903
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: I don't like to say that either, but like it's

904
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: true sometimes, like I have family members, like I think

905
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: specifically that I look at as just people that we

906
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: share the same DNA. I mean, that's it, and we

907
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: don't share anything else. We don't share a bond, we

908
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: don't share any sort of soul time tie, like there's

909
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: just something.

910
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like to say that most things are

911
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 2: all relationships, all in interactions and count like are for

912
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 2: a bigger lesson. But yeah, sometimes you got to accept

913
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 2: that when people are fucking toxic, they're toxic. And and

914
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 2: I generally do especially don't root for that when it's

915
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: close family your sister, your brother, your mom or your dad.

916
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 2: You know. I feel like you should put a full

917
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 2: foot forward and realize there's a lesson and really try.

918
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 2: But sometimes, like I said, it just requires for you

919
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 2: to step away and then revisit, step away, revisit. I

920
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 2: don't believe in like holding grudges or anything like that.

921
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 2: It's not personal, but know what you can handle and

922
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: who you can handle, and what kind of interactions you

923
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 2: need and what time in your transitions, and then you

924
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: know life is already difficult. Maybe the later.

925
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: Anyway. So if you have any confessions, you need any

926
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: advice or just to get some shit off your chest,

927
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: collar hotline eight one eight mom zero one five four.

928
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: You can also text, although we prefer phone calls because

929
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: you know, we share all of our shit every Wednesday

930
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: and we'd love to hear about, Yeah, what's going on

931
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: over there, how's everyone doing with the coronavirus? How's everyone

932
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: doing in life? How are your New Year's resolutions panting

933
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,720
Speaker 1: out in twenty twenty? Because I feel like twenty twenty

934
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: has been very strange. I went into it feeling weird,

935
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: so I'm actually not that surprised at how it's unfolding.

936
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: I feel like I've already kind of surrendered to it

937
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: in ways because I've been forced to up front. But yeah,

938
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: it's just been an interesting year so far. A lot

939
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: of loss and like going within.

940
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, a lot of self reflection. Hopefully the

941
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 2: government's not trying to kill us all.

942
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are they gonna do while we're off

943
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: the streets. What are they doing?

944
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 2: I knowing, what are they doing? I thought about that too,

945
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 2: Like what are they like like putting some ground bombs

946
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 2: some places? Like you know, who knows what these motherfuckers

947
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 2: areup to. It's probably ten times worse than we think.

948
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: I mean, there's that's why I told your Meala, I said,

949
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: they're canceling school till next year. This virus has to

950
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: be like something is worse than some Something is bad,

951
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: whether it's the virus or whatever. Their ulterior motives are.

952
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: Something ain't right, and I feel it. But but you know.

953
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 2: My biggest, my biggest peace of mind during all of

954
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 2: this is just like a I don't want to say panic.

955
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 2: I don't want to stay afraid or in fear, like

956
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be prepared, but like what's to come

957
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 2: will come. But I also ultimately believe like God, Goddess

958
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 2: and like, no matter how correct and fucked up the

959
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: government is, is that mother Nature always has the last say.

960
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: She sure does always and she knows already it hailed

961
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: a few hours ago.

962
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 2: It will always override Mother.

963
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: Nature is like I like, yeah, it's been raining for

964
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: the past few days, there's been this weird pace around

965
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: and then it started hailing.

966
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 2: It's hot and it gets cold, wearied the supermarket and

967
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: it's just an eerie zombilance.

968
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: And no one's talking to each other.

969
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 2: There's no traffic in La.

970
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: Everyone's on the interwebs.

971
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 2: It's very weird. It's an experiment, for sure, No, for sure,

972
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 2: we won't do it.

973
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: Hurry to close out, Yeah, to close out, we should

974
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: for sure who stories? And to make sure to send

975
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,479
Speaker 1: in your horries because you guys were running low on hories. Yeah,

976
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: I can't especially that we need quarantine horries and we

977
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: already what are you all doing in quarantine?

978
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 2: We already don't have any niggas. We can't keep telling

979
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 2: our horries, you guys, it's ruining us.

980
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: Right tell us yours your anonymous.

981
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 2: We're not.

982
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: Tell us you are you trying to get pregnant?

983
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 2: Right now? I feel like, don't. I don't even say

984
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 2: that I have.

985
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: A pregnancy horri basically on Horrible Decisions episode, So you

986
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 1: should just go listen to it. It's not really a horry,

987
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: but it is. That's yeah, it is.

988
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 2: The fucking the letter that Horrible Decision to gotten the

989
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 2: email while we were out. Yeah, after dinner, we us

990
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 2: gets an email and she's like, oh my god, this

991
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: girl had written in like, horrible Decisions ruined my relationship.

992
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 2: She was in a long term relationship with her boyfriend

993
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 2: of like years, I want to say, and they went

994
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 2: to a horrible Decision show and he left and had

995
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 2: a threesome with two other listeners. I was like, y'all,

996
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 2: people are fucking lit. Within a couple of days later,

997
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 2: we had a dinner in New York and two of

998
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: our people hooked up, and I was like, oh, just

999
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 2: sparking love.

1000
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: All spark attraction. People feel free.

1001
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 2: We're just three way kissing all over America through the podcast.

1002
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 5: Okay, close the door, talk to each other, hang out.

1003
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 2: Play with each other, go play, go play dress up. Okay,

1004
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: you guys, we'll be right back to want something else.

1005
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: Okay, it's time for horse stories.

1006
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 2: Horse stories.

1007
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: Horse stories.

1008
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a horse stories. A friend of mine invited

1009
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: me to Netflix and chill at his apartment. At his

1010
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 2: apartment a couple summers ago, I told him I don't

1011
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: do Netflix or chill, but I had actually been daydreaming

1012
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 2: about fucking him for months, so of course I went

1013
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 2: to visit him anyway. We were alone, shoulders pressed together

1014
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 2: as we sat on his living room couch. He poured

1015
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: and handed me a glass of red wine. Cheers to that,

1016
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 2: and proceeded to tell me about his day. I pretended

1017
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 2: to care about his day until I couldn't pretend to

1018
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 2: care anymore. Leaned toward him, unromantically kissed him, then said,

1019
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 2: you know, I didn't come over for wine and conversation.

1020
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 2: I smiled as I leaned in to kiss him more passionately.

1021
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 2: He rested his hand on my thigh, pushing it close

1022
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 2: to my pulsating pussy. He kissed all along my neck,

1023
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 2: down my breast. I paused to let him take off

1024
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 2: my shirt, then unclamp my bra He put one hand

1025
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 2: around my throat, and I got really excited, thinking he

1026
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 2: was going to be aggressively aggressive and choke me. But

1027
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 2: he wasn't aggressive type. I'm an aries, so naturally I

1028
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 2: will ram my way in right into your bed. My

1029
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 2: bold and unapologetic care for you approach is to get

1030
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 2: down and dirty. He wasn't ready for all that.

1031
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: My type of girl.

1032
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 2: I look up as we make our way from the

1033
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 2: couch to his bedroom and his roommate walks in, and

1034
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 2: what the fuck? His roommate is our mutual friend, the

1035
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 2: friend of a friend. We will call this person friend

1036
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 2: X front X. Friend X at this time works with

1037
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 2: me directly and has listed to numerous stories about men

1038
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 2: that I have previously dated. Oh, listen to numerous stories

1039
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 2: about my that I've previously dated. He's offered dating advice,

1040
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 2: even off for dating advice. I was perplexed to find why.

1041
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 2: Friend Why, that's what we will call the man I'm

1042
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 2: straddling chose not to disclose that friend X was his roommate,

1043
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 2: but as perplexing as that was to me, I proceeded

1044
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 2: as though no one walked in, which may have been

1045
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 2: a turn off for friend Why. Here's the thing about me.

1046
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 2: I want it when I want, which is now, and often.

1047
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: I love anything exciting, daring, and even a little dangerous.

1048
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 2: Are you mean? I'm impulsive, impatient, and spontaneous in all

1049
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 2: areas of life, especially the bedroom. Friend X was hard

1050
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 2: as a rock, watching as fuck, so I asked him

1051
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 2: to play with himself. He pulled his dick out and

1052
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 2: was stroking it. He kept stroking it, and right as

1053
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 2: he was about to come, Friend why all of a sudden,

1054
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 2: jumped out and wrapped his mouth around Friend X this

1055
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 2: is cock and swallowed the whole love. What did you

1056
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 2: not read this? No? Yes, girl? Yes? Wait?

1057
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: What would you do?

1058
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 2: X and I silenced ourselves for a few minutes. As

1059
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 2: Friend Y got up and went to the bathroom, I

1060
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: looked at him and asked, what the fuck just happened?

1061
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 2: He got out to check on him and told him

1062
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 2: to get out here and explain what just happened. Nothing

1063
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 2: needed to be explained. Friend X and Friend Why both

1064
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 2: ruined my wild, unpredictable night. I went home and immediately

1065
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: took a plan B, because that she is really planning

1066
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 2: for me today. Friend X and I are cordial. Well,

1067
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 2: Friend Why and I don't see each other much, but

1068
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 2: it's all love when we do.

1069
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so she was turned off.

1070
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 2: I think she was turned off.

1071
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what would would you wouldn't be turned off?

1072
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 2: You would like that. I would just be like, what's

1073
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 2: gonna happen next?

1074
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: Well, she kind of instigated it a little bit, No why,

1075
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: because she kept fucking Yeah, she did not instigate what

1076
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 1: was happening next?

1077
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 2: I mean, it just sucks, it's just sex. But I

1078
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 2: didn't expect. I mean, it is just sex, but like

1079
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 2: what you have expected him to take you off of

1080
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 2: him and then go take the whole load and take

1081
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,439
Speaker 2: it in his mouth and then walk out the room.

1082
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 2: I think the walk out the room is the most alarming,

1083
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 2: Like where are you going? That's just gonna do that

1084
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,919
Speaker 2: in the next stage left, Like we're gonna keep going

1085
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 2: on this freaking night. You didn't even explain this because

1086
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 2: I'm confused to keep going. I mean, I don't know.

1087
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if I would have

1088
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 2: been like I don't know, if I would have been

1089
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: too shocked, you know, like something like I said, maybe

1090
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 2: certain things I only want to participate watching porn, or

1091
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 2: I would have been like, hmm, what a three? Next

1092
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,399
Speaker 2: three kiss? I don't know why that's equivalent at all.

1093
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 2: Let's connect. What would you have done?

1094
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess it would It depends.

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00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: I might have Yeah, I might have had to been

1097
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: like wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?

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00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 2: Whoa?

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00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: Was this what we're doing? Are we doing this? This

1100
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:54,280
Speaker 1: is what's happening?

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00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 2: So what does that mean?

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00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I've never like when I think

1103
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: about like having sex with two men, It's never them

1104
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: really being super affectionate with each other, it's them mostly

1105
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: focusing on me.

1106
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 2: I know, because I think I'll get jealous.

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00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: But the idea of a man and a man being

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00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: together is not and romantic is like okay, not okay.

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00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: It's not that one is not okay. Just I've more

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00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: so imagined two men being together alone versus a man

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00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: swallowing a load in front of me.

1112
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 2: Well, that is just a I mean, I'll be honest.

1113
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've said this before, but I

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00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 2: do like to see like male male female buy threesomes

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00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 2: on porn categories. And I have watched gay porn because

1116
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 2: it's like kind of hot and aggressive. But like in

1117
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 2: the room with two other men that were being romantic

1118
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 2: with each other, could I just get in where I

1119
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 2: fit in?

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00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I don't know if I could

1121
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: have really like do it.

1122
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 2: I've never been in a situation in any capacity, so

1123
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 2: who fucking knows, But I don't know, Like maybe the

1124
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 2: load straight for the load, Wait, that's a lot. That's sick.

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00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Maybe a lick and kissing. You're right,

1126
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 2: like we got just here the whole and then the

1127
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 2: exit the whole. The combination of actions was rather awkward.

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00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, maybe warn a bitch a little

1129
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 2: with a kiss, a touch of a sigh. I don't know,

1130
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: like lean over.

1131
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: And I'm about to drink. I'm about to drink this right,

1132
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: like just give me a like give me How would

1133
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: one give you a clue he was about to take

1134
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: this load?

1135
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 2: Right? No, I would love to know how I mean,

1136
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 2: maybe stroking is like maybe he's the first touch him.

1137
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 2: I didn't even hear there was a touch. I just

1138
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 2: like took her off and just like switched straight over.

1139
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 2: I need like some temperature that is Yeah. Yeah, I

1140
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 2: think that's the most strangest part about the whole thing.

1141
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 2: It wasn't like they all like, you know, I got

1142
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, everything for me is about organic.

1143
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 1: Maybe he just really wanted Maybe he was trying to

1144
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: show her like he was dominant, you know what I mean?

1145
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 2: No, he drank the load? Is that dominant?

1146
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: Who drank?

1147
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 2: Oh? He drank? Oh he was sucking her. Oh wait

1148
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 2: the other the other came in touching himself. She was

1149
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 2: on top of him, and he drank.

1150
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: He took her off of.

1151
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 2: Him and went and as that guy was jacking off

1152
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 2: watching them, fuck.

1153
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: The guy who was jacking out a can in his mouth.

1154
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 2: Yes, he went and got it.

1155
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I thought maybe I thought he was gonna

1156
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: come and the guy was no. That even that I

1157
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 1: could would have made a more sense, more sense, but

1158
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: like I don't.

1159
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 2: Back my head around more right, right? We are him

1160
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 2: right right because he's turned on by what's happening here.

1161
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 2: Now you just getting up a removee like it's just

1162
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 2: that was a good one. Yeah, I'm perplexed. I'm turned on,

1163
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 2: perplexed and turned on and scared and intrigued and intrigued.

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00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 2: Who oh god, oh my god, right after my fucking

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Speaker 2: story about my theory, kiss with the fucking.

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Speaker 1: That's the perfect, perfect dead outro Lenny Me. You guys,

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Speaker 1: thanks for tuning in.

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Speaker 2: well this is.

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Speaker 1: New, Yeah, it's we do a demonstration. It's clothes on

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Speaker 1: each other, clothes. It's very educational, it's you know, it's

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Speaker 1: really for your education.

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01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 2: We are spreading good education.

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Speaker 1: If you have any that you want to share with us,

1180
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: we all we want, we want to know more. I

1181
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: think that we should just open up share our sex

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01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: moves that we all can be better lovers.

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01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, even you know, I even want I want

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Speaker 2: to start another one. I just just came to me.

1185
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 2: What it's dirty talk one on one?

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01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 1: Dirty talk one.

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01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: One, Yeah, because like I'm always looking for more dirty talk,

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01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 2: and I like dirty talk, but sometimes I'm like, you know,

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Speaker 2: like I don't know if that's a good one.

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Speaker 1: Like you you gotta get your dirty talk up, like

1191
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 1: you gotta be cool about your dirty talk.

1192
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever okay one time? Like this guy

1193
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 2: I've mentioned it early on he was, I don't he was.

1194
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 2: He was kind of strange, but he had a filthy

1195
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 2: mouth and I loved it.

1196
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: I remember that because I remember you said he had

1197
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: a filthy mouth. He had a.

1198
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 2: Filthy dirty mouth, and I was like, God, it's so hot.

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01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 2: He was like sketchy, but that dirty mouth. So maybe

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Speaker 2: if you guys can share your sex talk, I would

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Speaker 2: really appreciate it.

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01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how would one share their sex talk?

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01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 2: They like, I don't call the hot line, call the

1204
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 2: hot line. Yeah, mom, zero one, five four, call the

1205
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 2: hotline because I want to hear confessed about your dirty talk.

1206
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: Like, confess your dirty talk too.

1207
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not. I don't get on your knees like Neil. Okay,

1208
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 2: I know, I say choke me. No, those are like

1209
01:01:58,480 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 2: so normal, right, and I.

1210
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: Need my emotion. I'm like, I want you.

1211
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 2: I mean I had daddy. Yes, yes, I love you.

1212
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 2: I miss this. I love you a lot of miss

1213
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 2: don't stay away this long ever again? Where have you been?

1214
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 6: No O?

1215
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,959
Speaker 2: Nick is gonna be like you tell everybody that yep

1216
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 2: that That's what I'm saying. We need to we need

1217
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 2: to get our sex talk up.

1218
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 1: We just share.

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01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of a really good one, like

1220
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, if you want to, like send us your

1222
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: moons in the confessionals, let us we'll play your mon

1223
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: I think everyone should hear. We should share our moons.

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01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: You've heard ours and hories. That is truly me and

1225
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: Miila's moons. You want people, I would love to hear

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01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 1: your moans so if you want to like leave a

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Speaker 1: mone message, do that right.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear more mo wait, I need to

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01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 2: be I need to be more specific. I want fake

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01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 2: moons or like have sex and record it.

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Speaker 1: Fake mones, real moons, whatever kind of moans you want

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Speaker 1: to share, whatever.

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Speaker 2: The fuck, Well, we're down.

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Speaker 1: I'm down consturbation mones. I just want to hear your moones. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I feel like everyone's moones are different. It's very intimate,

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01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: and they are. We did.

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01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 2: We really put our full moons on for that oday.

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01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 2: That was a real segment. Now you know how we

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Speaker 2: sound in bad? Great? You know what we do? Know sad,

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01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:30,479
Speaker 2: no allure. That's why we're single. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, guys, we will catch you guys next week.

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Speaker 2: Also, make sure you catch all of our quarantine content

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Speaker 2: crazy drink TikTok.

1245
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Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. You're putting so much pressure on us.

1246
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 2: That's why I'm doing it.

1247
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, we gotta go, maybe some recipes, Okay, I relax.

1248
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Speaker 2: We should make it tequila drink.

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Speaker 2: I have one thing to say. What I want to do?

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Speaker 2: A Mela challenge? Get a three way kiss this week

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, please please, but how are they gonna

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Speaker 1: we gonna have a three way kiss?

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Speaker 2: My god?

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