1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 1: the subject is fight or flight. Fight or Flight. We'll 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: get into that in just a few because right now 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone, called nephew. 6 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 2: What you got Well, I want you to picture me 7 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 2: as a strip of the day. Okay, you can see 8 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:27,159 Speaker 2: that I would delete delete what I got it. I 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 2: can see it. You can see it ain't for you 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 2: and everything. Hell yeah, I got the name. I got 11 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 2: the name. The name is Thunderboat. Thunderbomb, the name I had. 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,160 Speaker 2: Oh lord, what did you What name you got? Mighty mouth? 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 2: Oh see right there right they fly you in on 14 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 2: the cape and everything. 15 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 3: Hey you out there standing, old block of cheese, just. 16 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: Strip hall looad. 17 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,959 Speaker 2: This is Thunderboat, y'all? All right, Thunderboat. Let's go catch dog. 18 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 3: Hello, hey man, let me let me not here. 19 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 4: Who's called? 20 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 3: Hey? Just thunned the boat from the club man? What 21 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 3: time she get in the Hello? Yeah, yeah, this thun 22 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,759 Speaker 3: the boat man. What times she get in? 23 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 4: What you mean? What time you get in? Uh? She 24 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,119 Speaker 4: ain't in here now, But you know what I mean. 25 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,479 Speaker 4: I'm what you need. 26 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 3: Hey, Uh, I'm trying to falling up on. I'm trying 27 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 3: to actually get an address and stuff. Man, she got 28 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 3: me dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I want 29 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 3: to see it. Make sure I got to address everything, 30 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 3: everything still on. You know, already gave my slot up here, 31 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 3: got you dancing? Said what not? 32 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 4: What you mean she got you dancing? 33 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 3: She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night. 34 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 3: So I went on and took off at the club, 35 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:43,679 Speaker 3: and uh, you know. 36 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 4: She's already got my my guy, ain't she ain't had 37 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 4: to do no male dancing. My guess she now, my 38 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 4: guess she goes, she goes to school at night on weekend. 39 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 3: So you know, okay, okay, okay, who was it? 40 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 4: I ain't David David fiance? What yeah, that's my gas. 41 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,279 Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking fin to getting married, 42 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 3: squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay, my guys name I'm dating? Right? Okay, 43 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 3: that's that's that's squeaky squeaking Fina. 44 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 4: Get mad on my gas. You said you a dancer? 45 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 3: I dance? That man is I'm thinking for? 46 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 4: But how do you know? My gas? 47 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 3: She come to the club on Saturday. She asked me 48 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 3: about doing some dancing for this coming Saturday, so she 49 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 3: already gave me half the money. 50 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 4: He come to the club on Saturdays. Now, my girl, 51 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 4: she goes to school on Saturdays. 52 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 3: Mayne, you know, now do what Listen? First of all, 53 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 3: I'm blown away by you're trying to tell me Squeaking 54 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 3: married that you got me really toe up with her. 55 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 4: I don't know. No, No, Squeaky, that's what. 56 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 3: We call her at the club, man. Man, Look at 57 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,799 Speaker 3: I'm not finna get into all of that. What I'm 58 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 3: really calling by this, she got me working this weekend 59 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 3: doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make sure 60 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 3: that we're all for this week because I didn't gave 61 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 3: my spot up at the club. 62 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 4: You're trying to tell me, Michael hanging out at a 63 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 4: buck naked club with dance man. 64 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,639 Speaker 3: Squeaky been coming up in them man for the last. 65 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 4: Buck a week. Been there long enough, Heath nick name. 66 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 3: I've been knowing Squeaky four five years, Squeaky being coming man, 67 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,399 Speaker 3: this this thunderboat. Me and Squeaky go way back. 68 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,239 Speaker 4: Oh no, man, well we gonna handle it when she 69 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 4: get in here. And you can you know hand to yours? 70 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 4: Have you got to handle it? Talk to whoever you 71 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 4: got you to get your little money or whatever. 72 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 3: Or no, no, no, no my spot. I ain't gonna wait 73 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,799 Speaker 3: a minute, mate, that that's not say Is you listening? Man? 74 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 3: I can't get my slide back at the club. The 75 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 3: squeaky got to give me the remaining balance, man, even 76 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 3: if she ain't gonna do it. I need my other 77 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 3: winning value and. 78 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 4: I can't gonna give you the raining balance of nothing. 79 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 3: Hey man, I need to ring my mo money. 80 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 4: That that she gave you what you're saying, and you 81 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 4: can just count that out. She ain't gonna give your thing. 82 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 3: Hey man, I'm the boat gonna get his money. Man, 83 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 3: I need my one fitting other. 84 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 4: Boat gonna get his quip. 85 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 3: Well, then that's what you got to do. And that's 86 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 3: what you got to do. 87 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 4: Man. I told you what that's for, thunderboat, for the 88 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 4: anything to get no cat talking about colling. We kid 89 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 4: all this, so I ain't working for to give money 90 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 4: a wing to something the boat like that or whatever. 91 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 3: Hey man, look man, it's thunderboat. It ain't lightning. It's thunderboat. 92 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 3: Lightning work on Wednesday night. Just Thunderboat. 93 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 4: I don't know who you done talk to already about that, 94 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 4: but you need to holler that theam. But don't be 95 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 4: calling here asking my gal to give you some money. 96 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 4: Ain't giving you cause she don't make nothing. 97 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 3: I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky. 98 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 3: I ain't hear it. 99 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 4: Don't make nothing. I think all the money around here, 100 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 4: so you ain't gonna get nothing from over year finding 101 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 4: so you can wipe that your mind. 102 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 3: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today. 103 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 4: You coming over here. 104 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 3: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky. Look, 105 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 3: but I ain't got time to play at my slot 106 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 3: at the club. 107 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 4: See what you get. See if you get some money, 108 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 4: get your lean out. 109 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 3: Thunder coming over there to get the rest of his dollar. 110 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 4: You better not bring up over here because you come up, 111 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 4: I tell you what. Bring them on over here, and 112 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 4: I'm gonna show you lightning. I ain't know you've got 113 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 4: some money already for she right in here and gives 114 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 4: you money away. I'm suddenly I'll tell you what you 115 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,679 Speaker 4: bring your over here if you want. 116 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 3: To, and watching for Joe down and that all I'm 117 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,600 Speaker 3: saying is I'm finna come over there and wait outside 118 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,479 Speaker 3: down so Squeaky to get there to get the rest 119 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 3: of my money. That's what I'm saying to you. 120 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,279 Speaker 4: You're gonna come over and. 121 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 3: Sit outside what I'm finna come over there and wait 122 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 3: outside for Squeaky to get there so I could get 123 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 3: the rest. 124 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 4: Of my money over here and sit outside my house. 125 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 3: That's what I'm finna do, is that's what it takes 126 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 3: for me to get my money for Squeaky. 127 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 4: I tell you what you bring up over here, Dan 128 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 4: sit outside my house and we can get your here. 129 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 4: You blow the horn, that's what you do. You throw 130 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 4: the horse. So I come out there and need you 131 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 4: and let you know what's going down with bush On 132 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 4: and we make me there. She can see your laid out, like, 133 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 4: come on over here and get your money. 134 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 3: I'm going to get my money, squeeny on you one 135 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars and I'm finn come get I 136 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 3: don't give her. 137 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 4: What's she on you about? 138 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 3: Under to that? 139 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 4: Mama? Is she giving you? You oughta be happy with that? 140 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 4: You want to come over here talking about you want 141 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,040 Speaker 4: some more money? 142 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 3: You know somebody own thunder boat one hundred and fifty 143 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 3: dollars and thunder Boat gonna get his money. 144 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 4: Broughter, try to go up and dance at the club 145 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 4: on this weekend free so here you will not be 146 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 4: dancing at the talking about sitting out front of my house. 147 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 3: Squeaky gonna give me my one fit. You ain't even 148 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 3: got nothing to do with this, no way. This transaction 149 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 3: is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing to 150 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 3: do with you, no way. 151 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,919 Speaker 4: Hey, your name is Denn. It's got everything to do 152 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 4: with me. You call my talking about killing you something 153 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 4: money and neither. I'm right, man, Bring you come over here. 154 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 4: I got your money. Come get you when I got 155 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 4: your money right here, I'm be sitting out front waiting 156 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 4: on you. 157 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 3: Squeaky and want to ask for me to dance Saturday night, 158 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 3: Squeaky as I told her three hundred dollars plus kills. Now, 159 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,720 Speaker 3: I ain't gonna get no tips. But I tell you what, 160 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 3: I am gonna get my three hundred dollars. I got 161 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 3: one fifty and I'm gonna get the other one fifty 162 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 3: with Squeaky. Get on. 163 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 4: You ain't getting it from me. You don't get your 164 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 4: busser from me. 165 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 3: I got one more thing I need to say to you. 166 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 3: What you're listening to me? 167 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:40,920 Speaker 4: Said? 168 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 3: Man? 169 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 4: What I'm listening? He ain't you got? This is meth You. 170 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 3: Timm it from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just 171 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 3: got pranked by your homeboy? Who Who's this? This is? Nephew? 172 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 3: Tell me man, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You 173 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 3: just got pranked by your homeboy. 174 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 4: God you see the quist say too much? Man, y'all 175 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 4: had met this. I'm putting on boots. 176 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 3: Man, I got gear. 177 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 4: I'm gonna go out here and squabble. I got pikes 178 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 4: and bat I'm gonna go out in the whole man 179 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,119 Speaker 4: a right, man, y'all, bro, I'll be glad with somebody. 180 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 4: Thank yo. Tell me I'm gonna get that. Y'all got me? 181 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 4: Y'all got me? 182 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 3: Hey man, I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man, 183 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 3: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the 184 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 3: baddest radio show in the lane. 185 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 4: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. 186 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 2: Thunderbolt is name? Man, Thunderbolt? Baby put this back on 187 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 2: my Thunday. You know I don't too much do thunder 188 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 2: y'all better put. 189 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: Hey mighty, Let me ask you a question how much 190 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 1: it's thunderbolt, Tommy. 191 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 2: I saw for private gigs, I charged to show up 192 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 2: a thousand, show up, you know, and then and then 193 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 2: you know, then you just make it rain for the tips. 194 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 2: But yeah, for a thousand, I shows up and that's 195 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 2: what that's for. Thirty minutes. What Now, my last job 196 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 2: was at a you know, uh uh Jared Ashley Center. 197 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 2: But I'm getting I'm getting more gigs coming up. You 198 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. I'm getting Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, 199 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 2: I saw you. I heard what happened to you at 200 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 2: that nursing home when you were bus They didn't have 201 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 2: money to pay you, so they were throwing pills at you. 202 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. 203 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a lot of drugs right now, a 204 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:50,560 Speaker 2: lot of I got stuff off riders, I got I 205 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 2: got everything you might be looking for. I got it. 206 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 2: But you know, hey, the nephew would be there. Let 207 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,719 Speaker 2: that be lines hosted by yours truly at the You 208 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 2: two Theater. That is May fifth. May fifth is happening 209 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 2: during the Netflix is a Joke Festival. You got cav 210 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 2: on stage, Tony Baker, Lavelle Crawford and hosted my nephew 211 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 2: Tommy JJ Williamson and my man Fred Hammond and his 212 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 2: band all clean laughs. Let that be laughed, all. 213 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 1: Right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letter, 214 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: the subject fight or flight. We'll get into it right 215 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show