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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a Thursday. We're almost there, We're almost to the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Smile and smile about this. We'll make fun of the

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Speaker 1: Boeing and I'm gonna talk a little bit about this

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Speaker 1: TikTok band some emails and stuff this hour, but smile

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Speaker 1: about something else first. This is one of those things

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Speaker 1: that always it's given me great glee, and it's going

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Speaker 1: to give me more and more glee in the coming years.

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Speaker 1: And if you would just become a terrible person like me,

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Speaker 1: you can share in the glee. And here, here's what

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Speaker 1: it is. Here's what it is. These gigantic corporations they

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Speaker 1: oftentimes turn into these huge, soulless monsters. And now in America,

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Speaker 1: they've been overrun by all this vile commi scum that's

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Speaker 1: wormed its way under the HR departments and everything else.

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Speaker 1: That's why the normal company you used to have sent

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Speaker 1: out the email about Black Lives Matter last week. It's

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Speaker 1: because of HR and all these other horrible things these

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Speaker 1: companies are doing. But there is a bright part of it.

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Speaker 1: The bright part of it is American corporations who are

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Speaker 1: trying to destroy the country with their sick left wing activism.

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Speaker 1: They themselves are constantly running into major problems because of

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Speaker 1: the vile little animals they bring inside to their inside

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Speaker 1: their walls. They go to Harvard, they go to these

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Speaker 1: places that produce the most horrible, vile COMMI scum, and

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Speaker 1: they hire these people, essentially essentially going out and finding

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Speaker 1: a cant, sir, and bringing the cancer inside of your

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Speaker 1: body on purpose. That's what America's evil corporations do when

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Speaker 1: they hire these COMMI losers out of height, out of college,

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Speaker 1: and it's killing them. Starbucks has a brand new problem

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Speaker 1: every other day. I want to unionize. Are you're closing

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Speaker 1: the store? Are you? There's a new employee problem for

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Speaker 1: Starbucks every other day, and every time there's one, I

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Speaker 1: laugh and I laugh and laugh because Starbucks has been

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Speaker 1: one of the truly garbage commy companies in this country

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Speaker 1: for so long, and they just constantly run into huge

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Speaker 1: problems with the baristas who work for Starbucks, who are

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Speaker 1: ninety nine percent commy scum, creating problems for them. I

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Speaker 1: love it when communists make trouble for communists. Here's another story,

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Speaker 1: to put a smile on your face. Black deaf Google

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Speaker 1: worker who was touted as a diverse success story sues

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Speaker 1: the tech giant for discrimination. Her name is Jealan Hall,

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Speaker 1: the first and only black deaf hire at Google. She

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Speaker 1: slammed Google and now she's suing them. Why is she

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Speaker 1: suing them? Because they didn't provide her enough access to

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Speaker 1: sign language interpreters. They hire this black deaf chick just

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Speaker 1: because she's a black deaf chick, and she turns around

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Speaker 1: and sues them because they weren't accommodating enough and it

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Speaker 1: couldn't happen to better people. Good for you, Google, Good

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Speaker 1: for you. And you should know. We reached out to

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Speaker 1: this black deaf chick for comment and we never heard back. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: Back to the emails from what Michael, Chris, what It's fine?

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Speaker 1: Mail your ask doctor Jesse, Questions for tomorrow Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. I love that story so much. Anyway, Chris,

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Speaker 1: the reason you don't understand the joke I just made

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Speaker 1: is it's like it's like tic tac toe tac toe

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Speaker 1: a winner? Any tick tac toe a winner? Chris Jesse?

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Speaker 1: Every time I make your burger my husband tells me

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Speaker 1: all the asked doctor Jesse, questions are clearly already coming in.

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Speaker 1: Remember they don't have to be political, ask me anything.

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Speaker 1: But here we go. I guess we'll start a little early, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Every time I make your burger, my husband says, I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing it right because I'm supposed to make one

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Speaker 1: patty at a time. Get out of here with that.

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Speaker 1: And I certainly can't say that word, young lady, she said,

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Speaker 1: because I'm a wife, teacher and a mom and I

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Speaker 1: don't have the time. His lazy butt doesn't even know

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Speaker 1: where the pans the cook said burger. So could you

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Speaker 1: please make a revision for busy moms making burgers for

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Speaker 1: their lazy husbands? Since she said, I can say her name,

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Speaker 1: her name is Jessica. Okay, listen, Jessica. You obviously listen

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Speaker 1: to the show, and so, as a woman who listens

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Speaker 1: to the show, you are aware of the tremendous pedestal

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Speaker 1: I put on moms who cook and clean and raise

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Speaker 1: their children and things like that. So I want you

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Speaker 1: to know that I'm on your side, all right. I

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Speaker 1: am on your side, I really am. And I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to think just because I'm a chauvinist, and

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Speaker 1: I admit that I am. I don't want you to

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Speaker 1: think that that's the reason I'm taking your husband's side.

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Speaker 1: It's not. It's not the reason I'm taking your husband's side. Jessica.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me. There are rules in life, and rules

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Speaker 1: are there for a reason, Standards. If you will standards, Jessica, standards.

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Speaker 1: When you make a world famous Chess Kelly cheeseburger, you're

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Speaker 1: not making just any cheeseburger. And if you wanted just

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Speaker 1: any cheeseburger, you could have went to McDonald's or Chili's

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Speaker 1: or Applebee's or something like that. You wanted something better

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Speaker 1: for you, didn't you. Isn't that why you make your

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Speaker 1: husband and your children world famous Jesse Kelly burgers. Isn't

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Speaker 1: that why you make those burgers, Jessica, because you care

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Speaker 1: for them, so you care enough to prepare for them.

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Speaker 1: The greatest cheeseburger in the history of cheeseburgers. But why

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Speaker 1: is the greatest cheeseburger in the history of cheeseburgers the

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Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly burger. Well, the fact that they're

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Speaker 1: supposed to be made one at a time is part

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Speaker 1: of the reason the Jesse Kelly burger is better than

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Speaker 1: any other burger. If you start taking away the things

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Speaker 1: that make a Jesse Kelly burger a Jesse Kelly burger,

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Speaker 1: then eventually it won't be a Jesse Kelly burger anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'm not putting you down. You work hard as a

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Speaker 1: teacher and as a mom and as a wife. And

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry your husband is having to level with you,

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Speaker 1: but he is correct and you are wrong. The burgers

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Speaker 1: are sacred. Do you know why wedding food sucks? Every

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Speaker 1: single time You've been to a wedding, right, every single

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Speaker 1: time the food sucks. Why is that you've been to

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Speaker 1: a UH conference or some kind of a big event

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Speaker 1: or a banquet. It's one of those things everyone has

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Speaker 1: The food sucks every single time. My kids, at the

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Speaker 1: end of their sports seasons, they have a year ending

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Speaker 1: banquet of some kind. Every time. Hey, you come out

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Speaker 1: with the team and celebrate with the track team, and

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Speaker 1: it's fine, Actually it's fun. It's that you see all

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Speaker 1: the kids and the coaches and they hand out awards

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But you know, you know, going

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Speaker 1: in the food is gonna suck every single time? Why though,

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Speaker 1: Why is it bad at the banquets? Why is it

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Speaker 1: bad at the weddings? Because mass produced food doesn't get

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Speaker 1: the individual, tender, loving care that food deserves. If I

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Speaker 1: sit on my blackstone griddle and I make four Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly burgers, will it be faster, Yeah, will it be easier,

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Speaker 1: no question about it. But will all four of those

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Speaker 1: burgers be cooked to absolute perfection, with the cheese melted

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Speaker 1: just the right way, the little crust on the outside

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Speaker 1: of the burger just perfectly. No, they will not. Will

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Speaker 1: there be one of the four that's made perfectly, probably,

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Speaker 1: but the one above that one it'll be on a

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Speaker 1: bad spot on the grill, so the cheese won't be

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Speaker 1: totally melted the other way. The other one you put

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Speaker 1: it on first and up, whoops, you actually found a

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Speaker 1: And now you're not cheating me, Jessica, you're cheating yourself

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Speaker 1: and you're cheating your family. Jesse Kelly burgers are made

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Speaker 1: one at a time. Standards matter in life, all right,

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Speaker 1: Standards matter in life? What Chris, could it be? My ADHD?

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Speaker 1: Why I don't cook multiple burgers. First, I don't have that. Chris,

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Speaker 1: I have that. That's one you should know that about me.

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Speaker 1: My focus is just stay focused. The second thing is

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Speaker 1: that may be part of it, if we're being honest.

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Speaker 1: I have had times before where I got distracted by

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Speaker 1: various other things and ended up burning the buns. That's

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Speaker 1: always devastating if you toast the buns and you leave

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Speaker 1: the buns on too long, and then your perfect burger's done,

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Speaker 1: but then your bun is burnt, so now you got

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Speaker 1: to try to scramble. That may come into play a

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Speaker 1: small part, but still on at a time for busy

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Speaker 1: housewives and individual dudes alike. Speaking of individual dudes, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about Ukraine for a quick moment. No, it's not

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Speaker 1: going to be about the war. There's a different part

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Speaker 1: of this that I think is fascinating. Before we get

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Speaker 1: to that, let's get to this. Let's talk about our

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Speaker 1: own country. We all want to save it. Right when

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Speaker 1: you talk about saving it, I talk about saving it.

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Speaker 1: How do we save the country, How do we change direction?

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Speaker 1: What do we do well? There is no saving America

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Speaker 1: unless we save America's testosterone. You understand that right. The

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Speaker 1: best legislation, the best president, the best house, the best

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Speaker 1: If testosterone levels continue on their current trajectory fifty percent

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Speaker 1: in fifty years. We have lost half of America's testosterone

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Speaker 1: in just five decades. That is societal collapse. We simply

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Speaker 1: won't be able to make enough babies. We won't be

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Speaker 1: strong enough, we won't be smart enough. There are natural

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Speaker 1: ways to turn this around. Your tea levels aren't dropping magic.

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Speaker 1: They're dropping because you drink estrogen. It's in the waters.

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Speaker 1: Nothing you can do about it, not your fault. What

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Thursday. What I'm about to say, honestly,

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Speaker 1: might be the most offensive thing we've ever done on

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Speaker 1: the show to some people, and I know that's saying

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Speaker 1: But this one may actually take the cake. You know how.

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Speaker 1: The whole Ukraine Russia thing is very sad. It is

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Speaker 1: extremely sad. That it's awful. Entire generations of men, Russians

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Speaker 1: So I realized that, but I just think it is

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Speaker 1: so sad all those lives gone, all those lives gone. Well,

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Speaker 1: I think that there is going to be an opportunity here,

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Speaker 1: and not that I want it that I want to

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Speaker 1: take advantage of tray tragedy or I want you to

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Speaker 1: take advantage of tragedy. Just stay with me. I realize

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying makes me sound like a bad person,

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Speaker 1: and I am a bad person, but hang with me.

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Speaker 1: Here in Ukraine they have lost generations of young men gone.

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Speaker 1: They still have generations of young women who are still there.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember back in the day. Chris and Michael

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Speaker 1: mail order bride thing from back in the day, Chris?

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Speaker 1: Have you even ever even heard of a mail order bride?

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Speaker 1: You know what one is in general, right, Michael, Michael's okay,

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Speaker 1: they at least know what I'm talking about. For those

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Speaker 1: who may not know, on my life, this was a thing.

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Speaker 1: You would pick up a magazine. People read magazines because

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Speaker 1: it wasn't I'm really not trying to be Grandpa Jesse.

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Speaker 1: We just didn't have the smartphone thing. So you read

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Speaker 1: a physical magazine in the doctor's office. Okay, you're sitting

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Speaker 1: in the doctor's office and you'd pick up a magazine

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Speaker 3: We can give you information on the vetting process.

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Speaker 1: And no, I asked you, do you know where they

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Speaker 3: As I said to you, we can tell you who

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Speaker 1: That's not what I ask you. Four hundred thousand children

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Speaker 1: children from other countries, yes, but children are all around

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Speaker 1: us right now. I'm sitting here. Houston, Texas one of

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Speaker 1: always going to have more crime. You just are La

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Speaker 1: You have a city with a port, you're going to

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Speaker 1: have more crime. We've always been a human trafficking hub.

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you without a be on the shadow of

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Speaker 1: totally innocent kids. The HHS secretary doesn't know and doesn't

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Speaker 1: care where they are. These are the people who run

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Speaker 1: America's immigration system. Those kinds of people are not going

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Speaker 1: to vet only the best and brightest of the illegals

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Speaker 1: and send them to the military. Those types of people

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Speaker 1: will send the worst of them to the military, the

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Speaker 1: other things headlines I didn't get to. Then, we're going

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Don't forget. If you miss city part of

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Speaker 1: on iTunes, leave a five star rating in a review

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Speaker 1: talking about how handsome I am. And also, don't forget

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Speaker 1: about the future of American cities. Toronto, Canada gave us

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Speaker 1: a little preview. Hey, if you're worried about these break ins.

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Speaker 1: Just leave your keyfob by the front first.

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Speaker 2: That's to become more prominent across the GTA, up nearly

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Speaker 2: twenty five percent in twenty twenty three from the year prior. Now,

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Speaker 2: Doorstops have been handed out to some residents in an

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Speaker 2: effort to prevent door kick break ins to steal car keys.

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Speaker 2: There's also updated advice for all vehicle owners, a message

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Speaker 2: echoed by Toronto police. Speaking at in a tobacco safety

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Speaker 2: meeting last month, Constable Marco Richie Alardi had a new

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Speaker 2: message for vehicle owners who keep their foms in Faraday pouches.

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Speaker 1: To prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home.

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Speaker 1: Leave your fobs at your front door, because they're breaking

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Speaker 1: into your home to steal your car. Just a little

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Speaker 1: preview of what's to come for us. So let's remember

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Speaker 1: this Chuck Schumer, Senate majority leader, publicly on the Senate floor.

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Speaker 1: That means it's much more official, not at some campaign event.

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Speaker 1: On the Senate floor, Chuck Schumer got up and called

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Speaker 1: for the ouster of the head of the Government of Israel.

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Speaker 1: Man Democrats are really, really really concerned about losing Michigan

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Speaker 1: this November.

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Speaker 3: This critical juncture. I believe a new election is the

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Speaker 3: only way to allow for a healthy and open decision

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Speaker 3: making process about the future of Israel at a time

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Speaker 3: vision and direction of their government.

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Speaker 1: Chris said, they're going to lose half their funding. Well, listen,

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Speaker 1: and they're not gonna go all in for Gaza, for Hamas.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna keep trying to walk the tightrope. They understand

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Speaker 1: by now they're gonna lose some Jews, They're gonna lose

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Speaker 1: some Muslims. That there's nothing they can do to prevent that.

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Speaker 1: They know that. They're just trying to mitigate those losses

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Speaker 1: have a huge, huge issue with their domestic voting coalition.

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Speaker 1: For Chuck Schumer to shock even other dork senators by

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Speaker 1: calling for the alster of net and Yahoo, that is

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Speaker 1: a big, big, big deal. All right, we're gonna get

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Speaker 1: to headlines I didn't get to. Before we get to those,

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Speaker 1: I want to remind you that tomorrow is an ask

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. It's your questions emailed in now. It

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Speaker 1: is the time Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com ask

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Speaker 1: me anything. Also, remember you do not have to live

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Speaker 1: with pain. That is a lie. As a lie we

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Speaker 1: have accepted over the years. We either live with pain, ah,

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Speaker 1: to try to cover it up. Well, I'll just have

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Speaker 1: a couple more of these. It's just gonna get through

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Speaker 1: the day. I just want to get through my workday.

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Speaker 1: Wrecking our bodies for pain relief. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: Go you know you know the thing headlines. We didn't

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Speaker 1: get to yelling on inflation upticks. The trend is favorable,

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Speaker 1: but don't expect this to be a smooth path month

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Speaker 1: to month. You notice how they keep telling us, They

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Speaker 1: keep giving you all these signals, Ah, things are looking

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Speaker 1: good in the long term. Well, I mean, yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: certainly trending in the right direction. But there are there'll

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Speaker 1: be some bumps in the road somewhere. These people all

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Speaker 1: know the pain they're bringing down on you in me,

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Speaker 1: and they know what's coming, and they're gonna lie through

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Speaker 1: their teeth until it gets here. And then they're gonna

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Speaker 1: look around and say, nobody knew. American Airlines Boeing seven

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Speaker 1: seventy seven makes an emergency landing at Lax. Maybe you're

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Speaker 1: rolling your eyes and saying, Jesse, get with the program

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Speaker 1: that was from last week. Nope, this is yet another

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Speaker 1: Boeing plane with a huge problem that had to land.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it's just a theory. I have no

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Speaker 1: information whatsoever to back this up, other than the fact

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Speaker 1: I know this kind of thing happens. I believe that

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Speaker 1: Boeing was penetrated, compromised, compromised, Chris, why don't you grow up?

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Speaker 1: I believe Boeing is currently being attacked by a competitor.

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Speaker 1: That's what I believe China says TikTok ban would come

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Speaker 1: back to bite the US, come back to bite us. Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, it's the federal government stepping in to protect

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Speaker 1: us from foreign enemies. Not sure how that could ever

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Speaker 1: come back to bite us. I mean, look at the

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Speaker 1: Patriot Act. The Pentagon promises a clean audit by twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty seven as it eyes eight hundred and forty nine

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Speaker 1: point eight billion dollar budget. Hey, guys, I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to stress about the trillion plus dollars that got

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Speaker 1: lost quote lost at the Pentagon. I want you to

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Speaker 1: understand they're going to do an audit in just a

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Speaker 1: few years. In a few years from now, they're gonna

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Speaker 1: dig in and they're gonna audit, and they're gonna take

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Speaker 1: care of things. So just keep writing those taxpayer checks.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure everything's on the up and up. Virgin Voyages

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Speaker 1: debuts four week cruises for remote workers. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: that's what we were calling Navy deployments now. Neil Young

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Speaker 1: returning to Spotify after Joe Rogan boycott. I'd almost forgotten

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Speaker 1: that dork. Neil Young left Spotify because he was mad

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Speaker 1: that Joe Rogan was on there, and well, I guess

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Speaker 1: the boycott only lasted a couple of years and Old

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Speaker 1: Neil's coming back. No, you don't say Hunter Biden. Federal

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Speaker 1: gun trials set for June third. I'd almost forgotten that

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Speaker 1: Hunter Biden has a documented felony. And I mean it's

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Speaker 1: not up in the air. We all know he committed

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Speaker 1: a felony. You're not allowed to lie on that form.

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Speaker 1: He lied on the form. We know he lied on

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Speaker 1: the form. It is gonna be fascinating to watch him

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Speaker 1: get get let off with a misdemeanor. Though, remember all

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Speaker 1: those January sixth prisoners. RNC sue's Michigan Secretary of State

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Speaker 1: Benson over voter rule maintenance. No, I'm sure the Secretary

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Speaker 1: of State of Michigan is being a little lackadaisical with

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Speaker 1: the voter rules for other reasons. It's certainly not that

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Speaker 1: they want to cheat. Kamala Harris to visit a Planned

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Speaker 1: Parenthood abortion clinic in Minnesota on Thursday, definitely not the

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Speaker 1: first one of those she's been to. Stephen A. Smith says,

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Speaker 1: you're smoking crack if you think Biden can make it

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Speaker 1: another four years. Well, clearly Hunter Biden thinks he can

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Speaker 1: make it another four years. Canadian law endorsed by Trudeau

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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions in Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: If you missed any part of the show, the interviews,

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Speaker 1: to anything, go download the podcast of the show. Don't

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Speaker 1: call it, ask me to repeat it. It's all sitting

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Speaker 1: there in electronic format. iHeart, Google, Spotify, iTunes, Ask Doctor Jesse,

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Speaker 1: Friday is tomorrow? All right? That's all