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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, happy twenty twenty five. I hope you have

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Speaker 1: Tell your friends about it, and then you know you'll

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Speaker 3: It's all down heil from here.

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Speaker 4: Gender reveal parties have been a thing for one long

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Speaker 1: All right, way too long?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, sorry, Well I guess it all started back

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Speaker 4: Fine whatever, enjoy your moment, but it probably didn't get

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Speaker 4: really popular till like twenty fourteen, twenty fifth Team, when

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Speaker 4: But I think we're finally ending the trend now with

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Speaker 4: At least he didn't use the toilet right before he

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Speaker 4: we're going to prove it as we electrocute each other

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Speaker 6: For example, even my good looks and risthma aren't quite

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Speaker 6: So where do we turn for help? Television, of course,

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Speaker 6: because TV never lies, and it's teaming with ads where

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Speaker 6: The number one response was cologne.

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Speaker 6: The commercials promise Jane, I'm sorry to say the big

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Speaker 6: Let's go to Alexis. What product should a man buy

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Speaker 1: That's I don't really care what the GUYE drives, but

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Speaker 6: So we have cologne and cars.

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Speaker 9: Well, I did buy this last year and it worked,

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Speaker 3: And they actually worked for me.

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Speaker 6: So ladies love mouthguards.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go teeth white teeth whitening kit isn't.

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Speaker 1: Probably down by pap machine.

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Speaker 1: My first thought is alcohol because like, you can't see

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go alcohol.

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Speaker 6: Alcohol number six on the list that count. It counts.

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Speaker 6: We have the top six, including cologne.

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Speaker 5: So I give you.

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Speaker 6: Alexis has got one right, Brook has got one right.

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Speaker 5: Let's go back over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: And the guys. We haven't figured it out yet.

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Speaker 1: I know that's why the marketing works on you guys.

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Speaker 4: Well, going back to ESPN here, whenever I'm watching Women's

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Speaker 4: right after the testosterone ads hair growth products. It's the

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Speaker 4: You know, some girls are hugging him from behind his head.

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Speaker 4: So give me hair growth products.

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Speaker 6: Number one is cologne, I gave you that. Number two

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Speaker 6: is car alexis Scott. Number three deodorant, Yeah, old spice Max,

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Speaker 6: body's pray, chasing him down the city streets.

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Speaker 5: Look at your man, now, look at me, now, back

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Speaker 3: Now, back to me.

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Speaker 6: Number four was shampoo. Number five is hair growth cream,

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Speaker 3: Would have got it wrong anyway, I deserve this shot.

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Speaker 4: Jose is going to be taking the shock this morning,

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Speaker 4: and somebody wanted to hear him sing this love by

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Speaker 4: Maroon five.

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Speaker 3: Taken It's tall on me.

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Speaker 9: She said goodbye too many times, befo.

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Speaker 4: I didn't realize that song is about Adam and Legan

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Speaker 5: Full circle.

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Forget couples counseling relationship report cards, or hypnotizing your partner.

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Speaker 5: Into loving you more.

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Speaker 1: Wait, that doesn't work.

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Speaker 4: If you really want to improve your relationship, experts say,

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Speaker 5: Yep, still sawing?

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Speaker 3: What is going on?

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Speaker 1: Is that the actual title of that movie?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 4: Okay, fun know you're supposed to do scary stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you when I find a big scary moth

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Speaker 4: And that's all thanks to a phenomenon called misattribution of arousal.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and when you watch scary movie you like jump

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Speaker 4: That's why every year on Brooks Anniversary, she hangs chainsaws

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wouldn't you? Know it.

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Speaker 4: That's why this is out of England. Oh, you can

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Speaker 5: That story, except this one.

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Speaker 4: The second issue was that the request specifically said, quote

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Speaker 4: And after that officials arrested her and she confessed to

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Speaker 1: Too, So who's going to send a fact for her?

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Speaker 3: Chocolate body spray. I smell like chocolate, Ladies.

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Speaker 5: Google it?

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Speaker 1: Normal? Ax is strong enough.

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Speaker 3: Found chocolate. I was ready.

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Speaker 1: Now you need to like who is this.

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Speaker 5: Oh, oh my.

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Speaker 9: Oh my goodness, you hooked up with him.

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Speaker 5: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: His teacher stopped the class and send him to the

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Speaker 9: Yeah, in defense, like, we don't guys don't really need nipples.

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Speaker 4: That was pretty much his reaction. The fifteen year old

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm not gonna be breastfeeding anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they are useless. They're really useless body

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Speaker 4: This next laser stories out of Inhale the Future, Exhale

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Speaker 4: a metaverse wedding in the US last month. I saw

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, your weddings are about to be next level.

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Speaker 1: And then yeah, sounds kind of boring to me.

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Speaker 4: It's a whole lot cheaper.

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Speaker 4: And the couple's inviting two thousand people to their reception day.

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Speaker 4: They're big Harry Potter fans, so they had a whole

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Speaker 5: Just now I want to.

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Speaker 3: Go, but yourselves amazing.

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Speaker 1: You don't get the cake, you don't get the food.

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Speaker 4: Rewards, and it's costing them just over two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: One dollar per guest.

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Speaker 1: Help him pay for their shut Do you want to go?

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Speaker 11: Do it?

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Speaker 4: And plus, here's something crazy that you can't do with

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Speaker 1: It comes to say I do you know true? I

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Speaker 1: The dad still doesn't know how to get in, like

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Speaker 5: So what do others think about it?

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Speaker 4: One person commented saying, if this means I can start

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Speaker 5: Okay with it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm kind about it too, But if I'm

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 4: Because that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 5: It's gonna let him finish up there.

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Speaker 4: Lady's Stories came doing and let's do it again at

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Speaker 4: the same time on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: If you're anything like me, then you've definitely gotten a random,

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Speaker 4: are you even talking about? Mom?

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Speaker 5: What are you saying?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I get one of those every day.

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Speaker 1: That's very you. Your mom is a lot and I

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Speaker 1: don't know what she texts us.

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Speaker 5: She does and it's totally random.

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Speaker 4: I have no clue what she's saying.

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Speaker 5: Good luck.

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Speaker 5: It's probably one of the.

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Speaker 4: Funniest stories where to hear all year. I'll tell you

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Speaker 4: what happened coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: Whoops? How did that get in my mouth?

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Speaker 4: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning and the thirty nine

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Speaker 4: year old woman is in the news today named Angela Holloway.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that still doesn't explain the question you just asked.

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Speaker 5: Hopefully it'll make more sense.

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Speaker 4: Just recently, Angela had her eighty year old parents over

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Speaker 4: No, this is a situation where she would leave during

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Speaker 4: second day, while she was at work, she got a

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Speaker 4: strange message text from her mom and it said, honey,

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Speaker 4: I can't thank you enough for the lovely lunch you

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Speaker 5: Your father and I ate the whole thing. You are

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Speaker 1: That's nice.

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Speaker 4: nor did she own any patae in her house.

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Speaker 12: The texture pat is like not good, sister makers up

458
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 12: in well, and she got another text from the mom again,

459
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 12: it says, sweetheart, if you.

460
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,160
Speaker 4: Wouldn't mind picking up some more of that gorgeous patae,

461
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 4: your father and I would be forever grateful.

462
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know where you buy pate Is it

463
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,479
Speaker 1: like a or Okay?

464
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 5: They sell them at the grocery store? Yeah, in the deli.

465
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:37,200
Speaker 5: Huh you can they sell them.

466
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 1: Delia right next to the caa.

467
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 4: Anyway, back to the story. After getting that second text,

468
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 4: Angela did not know what they were talking about still,

469
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 4: so she decided to leave work at lunch time. She

470
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 4: drove home and asked her parents what was going on?

471
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 5: What are they eating?

472
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 4: And the mom presented the empty tin that was left

473
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 4: in the refrigerator, which turns out was actual a can

474
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 4: of wet cat food.

475
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 5: I was wondering because.

476
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: It's so similar to cat food, it's like wet.

477
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 4: I guess the confusion happened because the label was written

478
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 4: in French. In French, I'm pretty sure the French word

479
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 4: for cat is chete.

480
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 9: Okay, now starting to make more sense.

481
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 4: But you know, they don't have a picture of a

482
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 4: cat on the canister or anything.

483
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,640
Speaker 5: So parents saw it ate the whole thing.

484
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 1: My god, But good news, she did have more like

485
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 1: the mom wanted.

486
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 5: Anyway.

487
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 4: The story soon went viral on social media. Angela says, Honestly,

488
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 4: I nearly wet myself. I was howling with laughing, and

489
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 4: my mom started laughing. Her stomach hurt because she was

490
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 4: laughing so much. The father was a little more concerned

491
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 4: about this covering the mishap, and he jokingly said, what.

492
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 5: Are you doing. You're trying to poison us.

493
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 4: Luckily, nobody got sick, and eating cat food does sound

494
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 4: pretty nasty. But we also found a list of the

495
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 4: top four things that people have eaten by accident. Number

496
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 4: four says One woman said she was sipping on a

497
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,919
Speaker 4: margarita and crunched on the ice, only to realize it

498
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 4: was a broken piece of the blender.

499
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: Oh but you know, she had tequila and by that point.

500
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 11: Yeah, it.

501
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 5: Doesn't say she stopped drinking. Number three.

502
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,439
Speaker 4: One girl said she dropped an eminem on the ground

503
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 4: and picked it up and ate it, only to realize

504
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:46,199
Speaker 4: that her eminem was still on the ground, so she

505
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 4: spit the thing out of her mouth and discovered she

506
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 4: actually ate a dead tick.

507
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 3: Ah my goodness.

508
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 4: But again she didn't realize it and until she saw

509
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 4: the M and M. So it must have been a

510
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 4: pretty chocolatey tip.

511
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 5: Number two.

512
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 4: One guy said when he was a kid, he woke

513
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 4: up in the middle of the night once to reach

514
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 4: for his water cup. But it turns out it was

515
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 4: an old soda that was covered in ants. So not

516
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 4: only did he have ants in his mouth, but they

517
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,719
Speaker 4: were crawling all over his face and body.

518
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 9: Oh you know what, this kind of randomly reminded me

519
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 9: one time.

520
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 3: You guys know, I never cleaned my place.

521
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh I don't want to know what did you drink?

522
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 9: I had a gatorade on the ground, but it had

523
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 9: been there for like a week at least maybe two.

524
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 9: I had a friend over we were drinking, taking shots,

525
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 9: and he's like, didn't even ask, just grabbed the gatorade

526
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 9: on the ground and then spit it out, and it

527
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 9: was like kurdles.

528
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 3: I think he had drinking mold.

529
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: Do you have to leave gatorade to get mold?

530
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 5: It's not a week or two.

531
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 4: The number one weird thing somebody ate by accident from

532
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 4: the survey, They said one time they went fishing with

533
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 4: their family and they were sitting on the dock eating

534
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 4: a cookie in one hand and holding a live crab

535
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 4: in the other, and they got distracted while talking and

536
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 4: accidentally took a bite out of the live crab.

537
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 11: Hurt.

538
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 3: I mean that, soushi basically, Actually I would keep going, yeah,

539
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 3: would you?

540
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 5: He's got But.

541
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: We were in northern Thailand and the guy who was

542
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 1: our guide came in holding a dead snake that he

543
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: shot with a pistol. Oh whoa, and they ate it. Yeah, yeah,

544
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: totally heard.

545
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 5: Snake actually tastes really good.

546
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go that far. No, it's pretty chewy, but

547
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: maybe it's because of the method it was killed with.

548
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: I mean, what a shot though, right am? I?

549
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 6: Right?

550
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: Michael? We have to eat this. That man shot it

551
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: with a pistol in some house.

552
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 5: I've eaten termites before.

553
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 1: Live were you acting like a bear?

554
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 4: If you go to Costa Rica and you take like

555
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 4: one of the tours, they let you eat the termites there,

556
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 4: and they actually taste.

557
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: Really good, many and peppery or something.

558
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 5: Lemony, peppery. Some of them are tastes like peanut butter.

559
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 1: They flavor the termites.

560
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 5: Oh, they're just.

561
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 4: Naturally Nature's flavor is just like the peanut butter. I

562
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 4: don't even want to know what the weirdest thing that

563
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 4: Alexis is eating.

564
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what it was, because we

565
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: used to play a game. Or you just took a

566
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: bunch of food from the house and made it in

567
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: a blender, you know, and then you had to drink.

568
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah I played that game. Yeah, I played that game.

569
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: You never played that when you were a.

570
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 5: Little blend You're left over everything.

571
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: Crash grown mustard was always a big hit. You have

572
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,439
Speaker 1: to have some flower or something.

573
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 5: Suddenly the cat food is sounding better than matter.

574
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 4: You text into seven eight five nine to tell us

575
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 4: what's the weirdest thing that you've ever eaten?

576
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 5: Whether it's on purpose or by accident especially.

577
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: I mean, there would always be one person that the

578
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 1: slumber party is like actually tastes pretty good.

579
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yourself.

580
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 5: Your phone coming up right after this.

581
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

582
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 5: It's phone tap time.

583
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 4: And this one is pretty special because our whole mission

584
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 4: was to get a guy to do something a little odd.

585
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh love, wouldn't we do these something.

586
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 4: He would normally never do on his own, because see,

587
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 4: he just started a brand new job and his roommate

588
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 4: wanted to mess with him on his very first day.

589
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 4: So in order to pull this off, we had to

590
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 4: call this guy on two separate occasions. What it was

591
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 4: not easy to do, but his room, he says. The

592
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 4: photos are absolutely hilarious.

593
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: We've got to get the photo.

594
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 5: We need to get those. You're gonna hear what happened

595
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 5: in your brand new phone? Tap right now? Another on

596
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 5: the twenties.

597
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Shane speaking Great? This is Lisa

598
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: from wels Go Corporate. How are you today?

599
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 11: I'm good, I'm good.

600
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 10: How are you great?

601
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: You know I got some paperwork across my desk. It

602
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: says you're going to be starting at one of our

603
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: branches this week. Looks like as a teller.

604
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 11: Yes, I'm looking forward to it.

605
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: Actually wonderful. And Friday is your first day, right, uh

606
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: huh correct, just like the Katy.

607
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 13: Perry song Friday, It's Friday, Thank heaven, it's super Friday.

608
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 11: Yeah. I don't know if that's Katy Perry, but okay,

609
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 11: you're right.

610
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 10: You're right.

611
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Katy Perry does the other Friday song.

612
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 13: Right last Friday, we've been jumping off the bar, table,

613
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 13: table and a dar and I got a little sky

614
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 13: last Friday.

615
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right on Friday?

616
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure is You know if you couldn't tell

617
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: we like to have fun at our jobs. And you

618
00:28:55,040 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: can't spell gainfully employed without fun.

619
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 11: Employed with out Yeah, I mean, I just okay, Yeah,

620
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 11: I'm a fun guy. I like it fun. So yeah,

621
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 11: I'm looking forward to it.

622
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: It's great. We actually have fun Fridays here.

623
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,239
Speaker 11: Oh oh you do?

624
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 1: Okay, and your first day is going to be a

625
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: special one because it's talk like a pirate day? Did

626
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: you know that?

627
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 11: Wow? This Friday? You want everyone to talk like a.

628
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: Pirate We sure do, and we dress like them to mate.

629
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: Okay, it's fun.

630
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 11: You guys really get into this, don't you.

631
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: I mean, it'll be hilarious. It's like, right when you

632
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: go in the front doors, it's going to feel like

633
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: you're part of the team.

634
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 11: Okay, I guess, but I don't even know where to

635
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 11: get a pirate outfit.

636
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: Haven't you heard Amazon? I mean, just expense it to

637
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: the company. It's what everybody's doing.

638
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 11: Okay, if you say I have to, I guess. I'll

639
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 11: see you on Friday. Is a pirate?

640
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 10: Oh?

641
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: Yes, you will, all right, see you later, yeah, lend lover.

642
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 11: Okay, have a great day, see you Friday, vie.

643
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: Hello, Aunty Shane, It's Lisa from Corporate. How was your

644
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: first day of work on Friday?

645
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 11: You gotta be kidding. Do you know what you did?

646
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 11: You told me to go down all the way with

647
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 11: a pirate costume. I showed up in the pirate costume.

648
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 11: I even I.

649
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: Met people who loved it.

650
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 11: No, they looked at it like I had three heads.

651
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 11: Not only that, the security guard almost tackled me because

652
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 11: he thought I was going to rub the place coming

653
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 11: in the costume.

654
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, yeah, you sound like you make a

655
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: really believable pirate.

656
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 11: Then, oh please, don't act like you didn't know what

657
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 11: you did. You set me up for an embarrassment and

658
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 11: almost to get fired.

659
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: No, who would fire a pirate?

660
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 11: Where a fire a pirate? I'm supposed to be a teller.

661
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 10: Of a bank.

662
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: Oh maybe was it because you didn't talk like a pirate?

663
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: Remember it was talk like the.

664
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 11: Only one is less like a pirate? Why am I

665
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 11: going to it's like a pirate? Whenever it looks at

666
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 11: me like, what are you doing? You lunatic? And I

667
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 11: asked everyone's when I went and I said, well, Lisa

668
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 11: from corporate told me to do this. I said, Lisa

669
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 11: from who what are you talking about? We don't know

670
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 11: Lisa from corporate.

671
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I forgot to tell you the secret

672
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: pirate phrase. Wait do you hear it? I've been pranked

673
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: by the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey.

674
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 6: In the Morning.

675
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 11: What did you just say?

676
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: It's a prank. It's it's a prank. It's a radio show.

677
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: We're Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone

678
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: tap on you?

679
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 11: You want me go down? Here? Was a freaking was

680
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 11: my job?

681
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: You're laughing.

682
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 11: Now, I'm laughing?

683
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Speaker 1: Good, well, good, good good, Okay, So that is all

684
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: your roommate Paul's fault because he set you up. He

685
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: said he knew it was your first day and wanted

686
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: to completely humiliate you.

687
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 11: Oh well, I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna freaking kill him.

688
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: I told him that the pirate costume was a little extreme,

689
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: but apparently.

690
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 11: Thank God that everybody then head like I sent to

691
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 11: humor and obviously I told.

692
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Speaker 1: You it was fun Fridays. Isn't it fun?

693
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Speaker 11: It's fun for somebody, I mean embarrassing to me. It's

694
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 11: fun now, but it's embarrassing on Friday.

695
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: And get your costume because next Friday is dressed like

696
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: a cowboy.

697
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 8: Day the week of every morning was fun taps weekday

698
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 8: mornings on the Twins Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

699
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Speaker 4: If you've seen enough movies, then you know that anybody

700
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 4: carrying a big Duffel bag into a building, Yeah, unless

701
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 4: it's a hotel or a gym or the bellagio, it's

702
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 4: probably up to something weird. Yeah, but what do you

703
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 4: do if you're waiting on a first date only to

704
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 4: see the guy walk into the restaurant carrying not one,

705
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 4: but two giant Duffel bags.

706
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Speaker 1: I hope that his last date isn't in one of them.

707
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well that's what the guy on the phone

708
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 4: did when he met up with a woman from online,

709
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 4: and what happened next only made their night more bizarre.

710
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 4: So you're gonna find out what was inside the bags

711
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 4: and why he brought it in for their date when

712
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 4: we do your second date update. Next second date update,

713
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 4: we got an email for a second date update from

714
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Speaker 4: one of our listeners named Gabe, who says he brought

715
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 4: along some friends on his first date and apparently Gabe

716
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 4: did not get a kiss, but one of his friends

717
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 4: did date. I'm not sure, but all I know is

718
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 4: now he wants our help. So Gabe, what's up man?

719
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.

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00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 10: Hey, happy to be on. Thanks for taking a call.

721
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: You are a chipper man, I try to be Okay.

722
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll get into the details of your date in

723
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 4: just a second here, but first, tell us a little

724
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 4: bit about the woman that you went out with.

725
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 5: What's her name, where'd you meet her, what's her net worth?

726
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 5: Give us a rundown.

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00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 10: Her name is Noel, a very very pretty blonde girl.

728
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,239
Speaker 10: We met on a dating nop and we met up

729
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 10: to this really great pizzaia in town.

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Speaker 1: I was really hoping he was going to give her networth,

731
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: I asked, but she wouldn't tell.

732
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 5: Okay, stubborn.

733
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 10: So we got some Hawaiian pizza.

734
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: Oh controversial that you both like Hawaiian.

735
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 10: Don't find that many people out there who like it.

736
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm not real pizza, No it is.

737
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: I love it too.

738
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 4: You're not getting into this discussion during this second day pizza.

739
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 5: No, we're not. We're not doing it.

740
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 4: Let's just focus on your date, Gabe. Okay, tell us

741
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 4: more about the horrible pizza that you guys share.

742
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 10: We had a bunch of that delicious pizza, and you know,

743
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 10: like you said, I did bring out my friends. You know,

744
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 10: it said specifically in my profile that this is who

745
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 10: I am, what I'm about.

746
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean? You're about Hawaiian pizza with friends?

747
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 10: So I am a professional amateur opid impersonator.

748
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: Professional amateur also got me lost? That was on your profile?

749
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and the match So your your friends aren't

750
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 4: actual people, they're puppets.

751
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, that is correct.

752
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 11: Yes, I.

753
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: See. Are you you're like a ventriloquist or something too?

754
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: Like you make the puppets talk.

755
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 10: Not so much ventrilo quid as it is just like

756
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 10: a performance like sometimes I'm behind like a fake rock

757
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 10: or something, or I'm insider really uncomfortable couch and I

758
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 10: do Muppet voices and stuff like that.

759
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm just trying to picture this now. So

760
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 4: you're in a pizzeria with your your muppet friends now

761
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 4: joining you at the table.

762
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 5: You say, you say you do the voices too.

763
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah.

764
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 5: Can you give me like a sample of how that

765
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 5: date would go?

766
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 10: So naturally, I brought out Kermit the Frog first. That's

767
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 10: how you break the ice. Though it was, hey, how

768
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 10: are you doing? Are you enjoying the date? I see

769
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 10: you're not eating as many as of the pineapple as

770
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 10: he is. Okay, you know he was trying to gast

771
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 10: me up a little bit.

772
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: But okay, okay's cute. Yeah.

773
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 4: I don't think of Kermit as like a typical like

774
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 4: charmer of women, though he seems kind of shine.

775
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 11: No.

776
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: I think Kurmie smooth.

777
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 10: That's the thing, you know, no one's expecting Kermit. Everyone

778
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 10: wants you to go with fozzier animal or someone crazy,

779
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 10: But bring in Kermit when you want to show a

780
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 10: little heart.

781
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: How did she react to Kermit?

782
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 10: She was last and she was having a good time.

783
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 10: Then naturally I brought out Miss Piggy so that there

784
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 10: could be a bit of a back and forth. You know,

785
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 10: we had a double date for a little while.

786
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: And how did Miss Piggy sound, Kurmie.

787
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 10: I think he's doing exceptionally well on this state to

788
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 10: bother them, they're doing their own thing.

789
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: Catt it rock. I think that's a I love it.

790
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 5: You're just good enough.

791
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 3: And I could totally tell which one you're doing.

792
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: So you're sitting at the table, do you have muppets? Like,

793
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: do you have the actual dolls with you or is

794
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: this just voices?

795
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 10: I have two bags worth, So it looked a little

796
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 10: weird because I just had two Duffel bags with me.

797
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 3: Wow.

798
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 10: But it seemed like the whole restaurant was actually having

799
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 10: a good time along with it, because more often than not,

800
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 10: when you bust out two muppets, people are going to

801
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 10: take notes.

802
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I mean the thing is if she

803
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: was laughing through it, women love humor. But how long

804
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: did it go for? I was wondering that.

805
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was like forty five to fifty minutes break.

806
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, an intermission where she got to go to the bathroom,

807
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 4: and then come back.

808
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, I did say. You know, I went to the

809
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 10: bathroom once and I was like, Hey, if you're just

810
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,280
Speaker 10: gonna like leave right now, I totally get it, no stress.

811
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 10: But well and behold, she was still there when I

812
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 10: came back.

813
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 3: Wow, I give you an invite to walk out?

814
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish they all did that.

815
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 5: Did you ever get to know anything about Noel?

816
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

817
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 10: She she's in the pharmaceutical I guess that's that's what

818
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 10: she's doing.

819
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 5: Well aking them.

820
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like she's a drug addict that actually steals.

821
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 5: All the Yeah, I mean, Gabe.

822
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 4: Normally I would ask our listeners if there was any

823
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 4: awkward moments that happened during the date. I feel like

824
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 4: I don't need to ask the whole day was.

825
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 10: There was one funny moment when Kermit and Miss Picky

826
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 10: started arguing over the pizza. You know, it got heated.

827
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: Let me get miss Piggy not a fan of pineapple

828
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: on pizza, is what you're saying.

829
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, Miss Piggy was not having the Canadian bacon. She

830
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 10: got midway through with splice and just went, wait, what's

831
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 10: on this fraug Like naturally, Kermit did.

832
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 5: I could see that throwing a wrench in your date.

833
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 5: For sure. You said, though, that one of your friends

834
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 5: got a kiss.

835
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 10: So admittedly I kind of went for a kiss. I

836
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 10: may have been a little quick to the shot because

837
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 10: I had a Kermit on me still, and she instead,

838
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 10: you know, went to go kiss Kermit. Which I get it.

839
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 10: I get it, that's how it goes sometimes.

840
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 5: But I'm sure miss Piggy didn't feel good about that either.

841
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 1: That's a good point.

842
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 10: It was one heck of a car ride home all day.

843
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 5: Two women upset at you after your date. Well, I'm

844
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 5: imagine are moving on their h How long has it

845
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 5: been gave since you and Noel last spoke.

846
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 10: It's been like a week week and a half. You know.

847
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 10: We said we were gonna set up like a brunch

848
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 10: or something afterwards. Like she seemed really into the idea.

849
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 10: I texted her a bunch of times, but I still

850
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 10: haven't heard anything back.

851
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: I just kind of tell her that the puppets wouldn't

852
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: come on the second.

853
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 10: Date I did. I said, maybe it's mostly just Gabe

854
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 10: this time.

855
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, we have a lot to work with here, Kermit.

856
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 5: What do you think we should do in this situation?

857
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 4: I think we should perhaps play a song really quick

858
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 4: and then come back and call the whel and try

859
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 4: and get your second date update.

860
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 5: That's what Kermit does, right.

861
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 11: That was great.

862
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll come back and we'll call them well for

863
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 4: a second date update.

864
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 5: Right after this. If you're just joining us.

865
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 4: One of our listeners, Gabe went out for pizza with

866
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 4: a woman named Noel recently, and they were joined by

867
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 4: some of his friends, Kermit and Miss Piggy. Because Gabe

868
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 4: is a quote professional amateur puppets here actually.

869
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we've already got over that. It's an issue.

870
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 4: He actually brought along some of his muppets with him

871
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 4: and basically put on a show at the pizzeria.

872
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we heard a lot about what.

873
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 4: The puppets said and did and eight. But Gabe, we

874
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 4: never talked about alcohol on the date. Was Kermit getting turnt?

875
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 10: Maybe not Kermit, but Gabe was for sure.

876
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that makes sense. I mean the thing is, Gabe,

877
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: do you have any regrets about your Muppet show? I

878
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: mean it went on forty five minutes long?

879
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 10: No? Absolutely not.

880
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: Okay. I like that. A man that stands behind its people.

881
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 5: That's confidence.

882
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 11: Yeah.

883
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 5: Women respond to that.

884
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 4: So it's been a week and Noel is still not

885
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 4: calling you back. On a scale of one to one

886
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 4: hundred percent, what are the chances that the reason she

887
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 4: isn't calling you is because of the puppets.

888
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 10: That's a good question. I'm gonna say fifty fifty fifty, okay, choice.

889
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 9: I can see that someone's either gonna be oh, that's

890
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 9: so funny and cute, or they're gonna be like, dude,

891
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 9: it's a date.

892
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: I wasn't feeling.

893
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 10: That there's no one between Yeah, I agree.

894
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, let's find out which fifty percent it lies on.

895
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 4: We're gonna dial Noel's number right now. We're gonna get

896
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 4: your second date update.

897
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 11: Okay, okay.

898
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 10: You know, at the end of the day it was

899
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 10: on my profile. She knew what she was getting into. Yeah, yeah,

900
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 10: no regrets.

901
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: All right, that's what Kermie would say.

902
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 5: The number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is

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Speaker 5: this Noel? Yes, hey, Noel. My name is jeff from

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Speaker 5: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: How are you doing? Who is this from a morning

906
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 4: radio show? It's called Brook and Jeffrey.

907
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Speaker 5: In the Morning.

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00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 4: You know, okay, cool, thank you, thanks for listening. Or

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Speaker 4: at least knowing knowing someone that else, someone else that listens.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I wouldn't know what you want.

911
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'll just get right to it. Then, this

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Speaker 4: is a segment that we do call the second date Update.

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Speaker 4: That's where if you go out with one of our

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Speaker 4: listeners and afterwards, if you're not calling them back, they

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Speaker 4: reach out to us to call you so we can

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Speaker 4: help them figure out the reason why. Okay, okay, Well again,

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00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 4: my name is jeff like the namesake Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: I'm the Jeffrey you are, But who was the guy?

919
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: Because Jeffrey you're making Jeffrey is so nervous for some reason.

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00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 5: No, Alan is awesome, definite.

921
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 10: I mean, it's a lot of you guys talking. I

922
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 10: don't try to get to the point.

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00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, sorry, I don't want to waste your time here.

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00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 11: Right.

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Speaker 5: The listener that.

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Speaker 1: We're calling working.

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Speaker 5: The listener's name is Gabe. Do you remember going out

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Speaker 5: with Gabe?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: He actually called you guys, Yeah you did.

931
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Speaker 11: Because it makes it it makes sense he would do

932
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Speaker 11: something like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you mean because he must have too much time

934
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Speaker 4: on his hands.

935
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Speaker 10: This makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Can I just ask because he said that you guys

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Speaker 1: met on a dating app. When you saw on the

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Speaker 1: dating app that he was a professional amateur puppeteer, what

939
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: were you thinking. I was fine with it. I'm into theater, Okay,

940
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Speaker 1: I like, okay, so you're kind of excited about the

941
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Speaker 1: date then, yeah, but he took.

942
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Speaker 5: It too far, which which part of it went too far?

943
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Speaker 11: The whole thing from beginning to aid.

944
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Speaker 5: Oh, so you're.

945
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Speaker 4: Talking about the pizza. The pizza was way over the line.

946
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 11: No, dummy, that's fine.

947
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 8: I don't care about the pizza.

948
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Speaker 11: About the puppet.

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Speaker 1: Can you describe the date from your perspective, because the

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Speaker 1: way he describes it, it sounds like a quirky, fun

951
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: night of a puppet performance in pizza Like it sounded

952
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: really innocent.

953
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 11: Fine, that was the truth.

954
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't get quirky. So what's the truth. What

955
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: was it really like? Okay?

956
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Speaker 11: So for the beginning it was okay. I wasn't really

957
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Speaker 11: surprised because that's what I read in his profile, but

958
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Speaker 11: I just felt like it shouldn't have to be on

959
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Speaker 11: a date though. That's weird off the back. Yeah, that's

960
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Speaker 11: why he's single. If that's what he's been doing.

961
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Speaker 1: Well, he walked in with two Duffel bags full of puppets.

962
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Speaker 8: Yes he did, and I didn't know if he was

963
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Speaker 8: going to bomb the place or pull.

964
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Speaker 10: Out a credit card out of there. I don't know's weird.

965
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: So when you got to the first puppet character, what

966
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Speaker 1: was your reaction?

967
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 10: That was okay.

968
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 11: I was like, okay, let me just endure this and

969
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 11: embrace this. It was cute. It was cool to cormit

970
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 11: the mistiggy thing or whatever. That was fine. But then

971
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Speaker 11: when he the other puppet was like this mafia guy.

972
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Speaker 10: I think it's Joe Lavender.

973
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Speaker 11: I don't know why he called the lavender like Lavender

974
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 11: supposed to be peaceful. Okay.

975
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Speaker 8: You know how when somebody has the puppet, he's speaking

976
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Speaker 8: into the puppet, and the guy was harassed, kind.

977
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: Of suggestive, like home, he's gonna put me in a

978
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: heightty bag and he tried to kiss me.

979
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 10: What's romance?

980
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 5: Hold on? Who is talking? One?

981
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 10: The good name of Joe Lavender and Joe Lavendar.

982
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 11: I really got on the other line, like yeah, sold.

983
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,720
Speaker 5: On, Noel.

984
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 4: I was supposed to let you know at a time

985
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Speaker 4: when it was convenient that gabsman on the other line

986
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Speaker 4: listening and wants to talk to you, but it sounds

987
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Speaker 4: like Joe Lavender might be talking.

988
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 10: Weird my song I'm mafia esque. I'm not involved with

989
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 10: no bodies or no things.

990
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 11: I'm just.

991
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: Up.

992
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: She didn't like Joe Lavendar. Why would you be doing

993
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,720
Speaker 1: Joe Lavendar? Did you not hear what she said?

994
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 11: Oh?

995
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 10: I cannot believe you would do this man after shared

996
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 10: Hawaiian slices. This is the dish respect that you are

997
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 10: paying me.

998
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: Well, can you stop? Can you stop Joe Lavender?

999
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1000
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 4: Put Joe Lavender back in the bag, and we'd like

1001
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 4: to talk to Gabe please.

1002
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 10: Oh hey, guys, Hey guys, what's up?

1003
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 5: Hey, welcome back.

1004
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 11: Give me off this phone. It's weird. We'll get you

1005
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 11: off weird and it's a waste of my time.

1006
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 4: Maybe it'd be useful to help Gabe be a better

1007
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 4: data in the future if you can't a therapist.

1008
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 1: She brings up a good point, Gab, Gabe, are you

1009
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: listening to anything she just said? Could you have an apology?

1010
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 1: I mean she was offended.

1011
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 10: What I will say, Noel, I'm sorry, that's how you

1012
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 10: feel it went. I offer no apologies and not just puppets.

1013
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 11: I listen. I'm glad you want to be yourself. I

1014
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 11: hope it works for your future.

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00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 5: That's a nice way to say.

1016
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: Threw off. So, Noel, I'm guessing you don't really like

1017
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: Gabe that much.

1018
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 10: I mean, no I try to and it just went

1019
00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 10: too extra bizarre, too extra bizarre hashtag day.

1020
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Speaker 4: I'm sensing a lot of there's a lot of friction here, obviously,

1021
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 4: but friction is what you need to create a spark,

1022
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 4: and spark starts a fire.

1023
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: Is this where you're going to ask Noel if she

1024
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: wants to go out again?

1025
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 11: I would love I'm not going out with him again.

1026
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe if you won't go out with gay, but

1027
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 4: maybe you'll go out with Joe Lavender.

1028
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 5: Can we put Joe Lavender on the line.

1029
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 10: Joe, Yes, Joe Lavender is here. It's lonely at the top.

1030
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 10: It's lonely at.

1031
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 11: The top at the bottom, because you're weird.

1032
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 5: Is going very well?

1033
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 11: Frankly, I can't.

1034
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 10: He was censoring himself quite a bit. That was holding

1035
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 10: back that after midnight, it's a whole other story.

1036
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 5: I don't know how to know what happens with.

1037
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 3: Episode.

1038
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 4: I never seen him on the next special about being

1039
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 4: a weird puppet murderer.

1040
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 10: Hell no, that is a compliment and I appreciate.

1041
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Okay, I'm leaning up all right, thank

1042
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 5: you for your time.

1043
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can hang up down noel O, Gabe,

1044
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like she was the best match for you.

1045
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 10: Hey, you know, there are a lot of fish out

1046
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 10: in that sea, and I plan on swimming.

1047
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: Really, I would say, good luck. Maybe rework that whole

1048
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: Joe Lavender character a little bit more.

1049
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 10: No, No, I think I think Shoe is pretty good.

1050
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,240
Speaker 10: I think it's everyone else with the problem.

1051
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, Gabe, man, if you hear a knock at

1052
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 4: your door later, it's not because I had somebody go

1053
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 4: over to check you out to make sure that you're

1054
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 4: you know, Okay.

1055
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 10: No need to worry. I'm glad I'm on the radio. Disn'

1056
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 10: you're gonna get a show now?

1057
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 4: Yes, you know what, Joe, you can take over from

1058
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 4: my position because I'm obviously terrible at that.

1059
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 5: Okay, here we go.

1060
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 10: This is broken Joe in the Morning hooting them tunes

1061
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 10: from morning until there you go, Jo.

1062
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 2: Pass freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1063
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 4: Life isn't all about school and work. You have to

1064
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 4: remember to make time for fun and personal enjoyment too.

1065
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 4: And for some people they do that by watching movies

1066
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 4: or TV shows. For others they might play video games.

1067
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 4: But me, I get my thrills by reading.

1068
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, not books.

1069
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 4: I read product reviews off of Amazon. Right right now,

1070
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 4: I'm reading about this Scout Massage shampoo brush, about halfway

1071
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 4: through the four seven hundred reviews, and I gotta say

1072
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 4: it's really starting to get good. I mean highly recommend

1073
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 4: to anybody listening out there.

1074
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: It's not going to be a hobby I pick up

1075
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: for some reason, you're missing out.

1076
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 4: But now, seriously, sometimes the reviews on Amazon can be

1077
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 4: pretty hilarious, especially if the customer doesn't understand the point

1078
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,959
Speaker 4: of the item that they bought. And that's why one

1079
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 4: product complaint is actually going viral this morning. It's really

1080
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 4: really funny, but after reading it, people are shocked that

1081
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 4: this guy's still alive. You'll find out why coming up

1082
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 4: right after this. I just gave our show a two

1083
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 4: star review. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1084
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: Guessing it wasn't out of two stars either.

1085
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 4: The website Amazon gives us everything we could possibly need

1086
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 4: in our lives. They have kitchen appliances, same day movie rentals,

1087
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 4: the brutally honest children's book Oh the Places You Won't Go.

1088
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: That's a dream crusher.

1089
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like Harvard Dad's other family house. But if

1090
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 4: you do have a hole somewhere in your life, Amazon

1091
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 4: probably has a product that'll fill.

1092
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 5: It for you.

1093
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: I try not to buy from there, so I want

1094
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: to support local. Still get sucked in.

1095
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 11: I know.

1096
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 4: The convenience, there's so many positives. But of course, just

1097
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 4: like anything, there's always gonna be haters. Absolutely, there's gonna

1098
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 4: be people who are dissatisfied with their purchase and they're

1099
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 4: so upset about it they'll actually take the time to

1100
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 4: log on and write a negative review.

1101
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: Well.

1102
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the other day, I left a two star

1103
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 4: review and I told them, honestly, this sixteen ounce can

1104
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 4: of lighter fluid didn't make me feel any.

1105
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 5: Lighter when I drank it. As the flavor kind of.

1106
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 4: Mediocre, Yeah, not very good, I bet. And look, sometimes

1107
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 4: the complaints about the products are legit, yeah for sure,

1108
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,240
Speaker 4: and they're actually helpful, and other times they're a little

1109
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 4: out of touch. And recently, one bad review on Amazon

1110
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 4: was so out there it actually went viral.

1111
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 3: Oh really.

1112
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 4: It happened after someone purchased one of those metallic windshield

1113
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 4: sun reflectors.

1114
00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: Over the front of your car so that you don't

1115
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: it like frost on it. And it also does and

1116
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: it doesn't heat.

1117
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 5: Up get too hot.

1118
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 4: Well, they gave it three stars and they said, quote,

1119
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 4: I do like this product because it keeps my car

1120
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 4: nice and cool.

1121
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 5: But I will say the.

1122
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 4: Only defect I found is it's very hard to drive

1123
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 4: with this on.

1124
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: Shut Up, Shut Up.

1125
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 5: I decided it was.

1126
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 4: Best to roll down the driver's window and stick my

1127
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 4: head out to see the road. It has to be

1128
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 4: a joke, but even that is hard because my eyes

1129
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 4: dry out very quickly from the wind.

1130
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 9: Oh my god, the window.

1131
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 4: Since then, I've purchased some swimming goggles which have helped

1132
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 4: tremendously on the long drive. Overall, I would recommend this product,

1133
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 4: but it definitely takes some time to get comfortable using it.

1134
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I hope that a joke.

1135
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: It's hard to tell.

1136
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 5: Yes, the sarcasm never comes through. It couldn't be real.

1137
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: It's so good either way.

1138
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 8: Though.

1139
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 4: The post was shared on social media and it instantly

1140
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 4: blew up, and soon people started sharing other hilarious negative

1141
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 4: Amazon reviews posted by angry customers, like this one about

1142
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 4: popcorn flavored doggie treats. They gave it one star and wrote,

1143
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 4: doesn't taste like popcorn. Chewed on it because I was

1144
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 4: excited to test out the quote new improved taste.

1145
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 5: Yes, but they were dry and bland.

1146
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would imagine my dog thought the same thing.

1147
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 5: Oh, he just looked at me, like, what the hell

1148
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 5: is this?

1149
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: You know, though I appreciate someone it will go that far.

1150
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, I really hope they call it vile red and

1151
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 9: barkers so good that you really did.

1152
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 5: You have an opportunity there to make some mind.

1153
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 3: If you're listening, don't steal that. Keep it in.

1154
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 5: Here's another one.

1155
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 4: A husband gave a bad review after buying a weighted blanket.

1156
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 4: He gave it one star and titled his post I

1157
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 4: miss my wife. Oh, and he said, I never considered

1158
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 4: the ramifications of buying this weighted blanket. Sure, the wife

1159
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 4: loves it, but if you buy it, you'll never be

1160
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 4: able to get close to your partner again. It basically

1161
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 4: creates a wall of china in bed. It's like she's

1162
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 4: wearing a suit of armor and there's no way in.

1163
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god, now I hate this thing.

1164
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: Wall.

1165
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us, we're talking about the funniest

1166
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 4: negative Amazon reviews that people have left on the website

1167
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 4: after buying a product. One guy shared his opinion after

1168
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 4: getting a carbon monoxide detector off Amazon.

1169
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: Oh please don't tell me it was faulty.

1170
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 4: He gave it one star and said, quote, this does

1171
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 4: not work. Alarm sounded as soon as I put the

1172
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 4: batteries in and would not stop no matter what I did.

1173
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 5: Total piece of gar badge. Do not buy.

1174
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: That may mean that you have carbon monoxide.

1175
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 9: Also, I'm very lightheaded, going to take a nap.

1176
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: They were laughing. I hope he opened it.

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00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 11: Too.

1178
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 4: Also, someone left a bad review after buying the DVD

1179
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 4: for Monsters Inc.

1180
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: Okay, because they realized they could download it instead of

1181
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: buy the DVD.

1182
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 5: They gave it one star and just said too many monsters.

1183
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 13: No monsters ink, Like what did you expect?

1184
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 5: They were like, there was no ink in idy, just

1185
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 5: monsters dalmatians.

1186
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 1: Way too many dogars.

1187
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 4: And finally, this unfortunate review that somebody gave for a

1188
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 4: pocket sized can of pepper spray says quote, when I

1189
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 4: bought this, I thought it was too good to be true,

1190
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 4: and of course I was right.

1191
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 5: Tried one sprits on my cob salad, which made it virtually.

1192
00:55:58,840 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: Because they said pepper.

1193
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 4: The peppery taste was way too overwhelming. I nearly threw

1194
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,320
Speaker 4: up from one bite.

1195
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah so much.

1196
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 4: Tried it on my chicken breast, hoping for better results.

1197
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 4: No luck, don't waste your money. Just stick to regular

1198
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 4: ground pepper.

1199
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,720
Speaker 1: Yeah please, yes, you know, good cook, good cook.

1200
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,879
Speaker 4: And now I'm picturing this person getting mugged and holding

1201
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 4: up a pepper grinder to the assailing text in to

1202
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 4: seven eighty five, nine to two, tell us what's your

1203
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 4: Amazon login information? What I promise I won't do same

1204
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 4: day shipping.

1205
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,879
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1206
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 4: Brook begged Ust to have a layup on the line

1207
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 4: for today's contestant.

1208
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 5: And I don't know.

1209
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 4: How smart they are, but this is a first time player.

1210
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 4: Her name's Lindsey from gig Harbor.

1211
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 5: Lindsay, welcome, Hi, thank you for having me. Yeah good.

1212
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out what the analogy was

1213
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: that you used to lay up the line. To lay

1214
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: it up for me, or I'm going to lay it up.

1215
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 10: That's an lue.

1216
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it is just an easy thing.

1217
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, that's what I begged them for. He

1218
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: was totally telling the truth right.

1219
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 4: Now, Lindsay, you're a kindergarten teacher, and that level of

1220
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 4: education is way above anything that we're capable of on

1221
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 4: this show.

1222
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 5: So I think you're actually in good shape here.

1223
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 3: I got kid out of preschool, so I don't think

1224
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 3: he's lying.

1225
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: Lindsay, yeah, all right, Okay, she's ready, so she smiles

1226
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: and grins through it.

1227
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 4: I think, so, okay, let's send work out of the

1228
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 4: studio and lindsay, while that happens, you know how the

1229
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 4: game's played. You have thirty seconds to answer as many

1230
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 4: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

1231
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 4: just say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright

1232
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 4: to win.

1233
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 5: You ready?

1234
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, good luck, here we go. Your time

1235
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 4: starts now. Nicholas Cage celebrates a birthday today. How many

1236
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 4: times has he been married?

1237
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 2: Three?

1238
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 4: Graham Teton National Park is located in which state, Arizona.

1239
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 4: In the movie Lady in the Tramp, what breed of

1240
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 4: dog is?

1241
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 5: Lady?

1242
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: I shall see.

1243
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 4: What's the fifth letter of the English alphabet? In nineteen

1244
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 4: seventy eight. Who was president when the White House got

1245
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 4: its first computer?

1246
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 2: Pat?

1247
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 4: All right, So okay, let's bring Brooke back into the studio.

1248
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 5: She coming back in there? She is, all right? And

1249
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 5: while what's coming back? Lindsey? You have any New Year's

1250
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 5: resolutions for yourself?

1251
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 2: I just g.

1252
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 3: Lindy Florence.

1253
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 5: Maniacal laughter.

1254
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: It's always the ones you least expect.

1255
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 4: She's probably gonna need that hundred bucks for bail. Now,

1256
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 4: maybe you need to throw this for her. Yea, let's

1257
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 4: just go to you. You're ready, Yeah, your time starts now.

1258
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 4: Nicholas Cage celebrates a birthday today. How many times has

1259
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 4: he been married?

1260
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 8: Yah?

1261
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 5: Five? Grand Teton National Park is located in which state, Nevada?

1262
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 5: In the movie Lady in the Tramp, what breed of

1263
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 5: dog is Lady Palmer?

1264
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 8: Oh?

1265
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: No, she's a cocker Spaniel.

1266
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 4: What's the fifth letter of the English alphabet CD E F?

1267
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 4: In nineteen seventy eight? Who was president when the White

1268
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 4: House got its first computer?

1269
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: Uh? Nixon.

1270
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 5: The Pacific Ocean is the largest, which.

1271
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: Is the smallest Indian?

1272
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 5: All right, answers are and let's go to the scoreboard.

1273
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 5: See how you did with Jose.

1274
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 3: I love that.

1275
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 9: Cartoon, Lindsay, you got one correct today.

1276
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all great. And Brook, yeah you got to

1277
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: not much better? Good enough?

1278
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 4: All right, let's go over the answers here. Nicholas Cage

1279
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 4: celebrates a birthday today. He's been married five times.

1280
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: That was a guess.

1281
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 4: Grand Teton National Park is located in Wyoming, oh In

1282
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 4: Lady in the tramp, Lady is a cocker spaniel.

1283
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 5: Good work on that one, Brook.

1284
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 4: The fifth letter of the English alphabet is the letter E.

1285
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 5: County counted them out on her fingers in front of her.

1286
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 5: She counted and still got it.

1287
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 1: Did the kindergarten teacher get it right?

1288
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 5: Yes, get that right? Saying goodness.

1289
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 4: And in nineteen seventy eight, Jimmy Carter was president when

1290
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 4: the White House got its first computer.

1291
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: My dad loves that guy.

1292
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 4: Pacific Ocean is the largest, the Arctic Ocean is the smallest.

1293
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:32,919
Speaker 2: Yes.

1294
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 5: So unfortunately, Lindsay was not enough.

1295
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 4: To beat Brooke today. But good news is just for playing.

1296
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 4: You do win a pair of tickets to see R

1297
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 4: and B. Sensation Joe perform live at the Emerald Queen

1298
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 4: Casino on January sixteen.

1299
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: Hey puts me in the mood every time. Oh man, careful, no, okay, yeah.

1300
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 3: Thank you for turning the music.

1301
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 4: Yeah we need to stop, right Lindsay, thank you so

1302
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 4: much for playing. We'll be back to play Windbrooks Block,

1303
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 4: same time tomorrow

1304
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.