WEBVTT - Top 10 Loser Lines of 2025

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're going to take you on a wild

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<v Speaker 1>ride today. Oh yeah, that is just all there is

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<v Speaker 1>to say about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Second Date podcast, and today is something

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<v Speaker 2>you've never heard before. If this is the only podcast

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<v Speaker 2>you listen to. Two of ours this is Brook and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey in the Morning, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's called the Loser Line.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, and we do it once a week on

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<v Speaker 2>our main feed, Brook and Jeffrey. We've been giving out

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<v Speaker 2>a fake phone number to our listeners for literally over

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<v Speaker 2>a decade. And once you have the Loser Line phone number,

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<v Speaker 2>which is actually even gone viral on Reddit. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>remember when that happened to ruined it?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't go.

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<v Speaker 2>It goes straight to our voicemail here at the station,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we get to play the weird, creepy messages

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<v Speaker 2>that people leave. Yea, So this is a compilation of

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<v Speaker 2>the best of the year. Yes, I think we're all

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<v Speaker 2>on the same page now hopefully.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you guys don't get it, you will once

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<v Speaker 1>you hear it. Yeah, okay, thanks very shortly.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know what you think, of course in the comments.

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<v Speaker 2>Your top ten loser lines of twenty twenty five, Starting

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's almost the end of the year before we can

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<v Speaker 3>put some flowers on this thing and lower it down

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<v Speaker 3>into the ground forever. There is one all important tradition

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<v Speaker 3>that we have to do on this show. Right You

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<v Speaker 3>can't see us right now, but all the boys are

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<v Speaker 3>dressed in our fancy tuxedos, I was wondering, and the

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<v Speaker 3>women are in floor length ball gowns that will turn

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<v Speaker 3>back into moo moos at the stroke of twelve.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Brook's got like a fourteen cigarette. Yes, she always does.

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<v Speaker 3>Because we're celebrating the best Loser line voicemails of the

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<v Speaker 3>past year. We've come through them all, selected our top

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<v Speaker 3>ten favorite ones. We're gonna play them for you next,

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<v Speaker 3>it's Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, And wow, can you

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<v Speaker 3>believe almost an entire year has gone by and not

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<v Speaker 3>really too much exciting has happened. I mean, TikTok was

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<v Speaker 3>shut down and then relaunched, and then shut down and

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<v Speaker 3>then relaunched again.

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<v Speaker 1>That feels like a life time ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Just this year, Katie Perry went to space and then

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<v Speaker 3>cried when she was forced to come back to Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone else cried when she came back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Sad moment and of course Coldplay concerts became the number

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<v Speaker 3>one hot spot for extra marital affairs.

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<v Speaker 4>Other than that, though pretty average year.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the craziest thing, though, is that we are still

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<v Speaker 3>on the air.

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<v Speaker 4>How did that happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we have to give some credit to the

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<v Speaker 3>people who truly deserve it, the randos who called the

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<v Speaker 3>Loser Line and left some of the craziest, cringiest, most

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<v Speaker 3>absurd messages that we've ever received, not just from desperate dudes,

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<v Speaker 3>but the ladies too. And this was tough because I

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<v Speaker 3>spent a good couple hours yesterday with producer Boy just

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<v Speaker 3>combing through all of our audio to create the top

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<v Speaker 3>ten list of the best Loser Line messages of the year.

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<v Speaker 4>So we got to get to it. Let's listen to

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<v Speaker 4>number two.

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<v Speaker 5>Mark small Food.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey Brooklyn, Uh sorry, don't mind the water sounds. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>just in the shower right.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, getting ready for work.

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<v Speaker 5>Got a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 6>But tried this a few months ago where lately I've

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<v Speaker 6>been trying to multitask, you know, call people while I'm

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<v Speaker 6>tackling other chores, and you just happen to fall on

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<v Speaker 6>shower time.

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<v Speaker 5>So lucky you.

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<v Speaker 7>But yeah, anyway, just.

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<v Speaker 6>Kind of a life pack doing multiple things at the

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<v Speaker 6>same time.

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<v Speaker 8>Like did you know you can.

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<v Speaker 6>Buy one of those wireless USB toasters where you can

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<v Speaker 6>actually post in your car. That's cool, right, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 6>to get a hot plate that.

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<v Speaker 9>I can rest on my glove compartment to make cakes too.

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<v Speaker 6>So I could knock got the whole breakfast me on

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<v Speaker 6>my commute, But I should probably go. The water's getting

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<v Speaker 6>cold right now.

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<v Speaker 8>Text you around lunch by Marna.

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<v Speaker 3>This is why I keep saying they should install showers

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<v Speaker 3>in this room. Yeah, so that Brooks can't avoid them

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<v Speaker 3>anymore and we can still do our jobs while getting

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<v Speaker 3>clean at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just glad that he combined his toaster with his

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<v Speaker 2>car and not with a shower. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to be careful when you're multitasking. It could

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<v Speaker 1>turn deadly.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a way broke, trust me. If anybody will find it,

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<v Speaker 3>this guy will. Now we're on to the number nine

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<v Speaker 3>loser line message of the past year.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 10>All right, stop, Look, I got a confession. Want to

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<v Speaker 10>take you out? Yeah, that's my obsession plan the chill

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<v Speaker 10>not crazy dinner in the movie You're feeling lazy?

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<v Speaker 11>Will it be fun?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, you bet?

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<v Speaker 10>Popcorn and last till I go in the debt Frondie Bob,

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<v Speaker 10>but I'm shooting my shot. Say yes, now, girl, let's

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<v Speaker 10>see what we've.

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<v Speaker 5>Got A ask baby, will you go wow? Will you

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<v Speaker 5>go wow? Will you go? Please? Please date me?

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<v Speaker 10>Trouble girl?

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<v Speaker 5>Whoa yeah, so I am pretty wild as you will find.

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<v Speaker 3>He The cringiest part of that whole message is brook

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<v Speaker 3>dancing in your chair.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to go back to the early two thousands

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<v Speaker 2>where we're all leaving like funny voicemail like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet his was epic.

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<v Speaker 3>If you say so, we're gonna keep moving on. We're

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<v Speaker 3>going to our number eight loser line message of the year.

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<v Speaker 5>Next message.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey, you may not remember me, but I'm my mom

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<v Speaker 12>was the one hitting on you.

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<v Speaker 13>The other night at the Sizzler.

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<v Speaker 12>And look, I know this is probably weird, but I

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<v Speaker 12>went into her phone and I got your number because

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<v Speaker 12>I just need to tell you.

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<v Speaker 9>Do not date her.

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<v Speaker 12>Okay, I love my mom, She's great and all that

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<v Speaker 12>good stuff, but I'm in the process of trying to

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<v Speaker 12>hook her back up with my biological dad and I

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<v Speaker 12>really just cannot have you getting in the way at

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<v Speaker 12>this point, they do belong together, and like my dad says,

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<v Speaker 12>he's confused actually or whatever, but I do not believe

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<v Speaker 12>that's true at all. So, yeah, you seem really nice

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<v Speaker 12>and all that good stuff, but I really just need

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<v Speaker 12>you to back office message.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that she's forcing it no matter what.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, take off that mesh tang top and go

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<v Speaker 4>kiss mo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but if you're just joining us. We have been

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<v Speaker 3>counting down the top ten loser line voicemails that we

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<v Speaker 3>received in the past calendar year. Already getting pretty weird

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<v Speaker 3>with him. Let's see what we have in store. Ranked

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<v Speaker 3>for number seven.

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<v Speaker 5>Next message.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh god, oh my god, God, and I just stelt

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<v Speaker 11>tea on me. Got done it. Damn cheap ass coffee

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<v Speaker 11>cups for my daughter in law. I know I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 11>use the Oh my god, I got a zoom call

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<v Speaker 11>with a client coming up in two minutes, So now

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<v Speaker 11>I got to try to salvage my work pants.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh hold on, stupid.

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<v Speaker 11>Pants, forget it, it's just it's not working. I'm just

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<v Speaker 11>gonna have to change pants.

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<v Speaker 10>I'll call you later.

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<v Speaker 9>I remember.

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<v Speaker 3>It is funny to think though, that this whole thing,

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<v Speaker 3>this whole segment started as we'll give our listeners this

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<v Speaker 3>fake phone number and they can hand it out to

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<v Speaker 3>anybody who's hitting on them. That's a little bit weird

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<v Speaker 3>when they don't want to give their real number two.

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<v Speaker 3>But now it's morphed into this whole new thing and

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<v Speaker 3>people are giving it to their quirky coworkers, or they're

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<v Speaker 3>strange an or if you hit a parked car. It's

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<v Speaker 3>really come a long long way since we first started.

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<v Speaker 1>It's impressive that people can give it to family members.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and we don't discourage it either.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 7>Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>More content, the merrier, and let's keep moving on to

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<v Speaker 3>find out what your number six loser line voice smell

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<v Speaker 3>of the Year is.

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<v Speaker 12>Hi.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm the slight guy, you know, the guy that was

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<v Speaker 14>the Pepperoni costume outside of Mars Pezzia Play. I don't

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<v Speaker 14>usually give a lot of numbers this way, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 7>I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 14>Take you out sometime, and I promise I won't spill

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<v Speaker 14>any sauce on you unless you want me to. I

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<v Speaker 14>h I feel like I should probably apologize when I

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<v Speaker 14>shouted stay chievy. That was stupid, But listen I'm eighteen,

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<v Speaker 14>by the way, so don't worry. Sometimes people can't help

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<v Speaker 14>from the costume.

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<v Speaker 11>But I'm legal.

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<v Speaker 4>That doesn't turn you on. Where a guy shouts I'm legaliz,

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<v Speaker 4>he's definitely like that was his first job, spinner.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was his first interaction with an adult.

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<v Speaker 4>He's aiming high. Let's give him credit for that.

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<v Speaker 3>And we've made it from number ten all the way

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<v Speaker 3>to number six on our list. We still have the

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<v Speaker 3>top five best Loser Line messages of the year. Who

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<v Speaker 3>we will have the honor of being named the number

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<v Speaker 3>one cringiest phone call we received, and it is an

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<v Speaker 3>It is an honor we're gonna find out as we

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<v Speaker 3>continue the countdown of the best loser Line calls of

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<v Speaker 3>the year.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll do it right after this. It's Brook and Jeffery

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you're just joining us, we've been counting down

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<v Speaker 3>the top ten loser line voicemails of the past year.

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<v Speaker 3>It is and it wasn't easy to pick our favorites

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<v Speaker 3>because there's just so many good ones to choose from

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<v Speaker 3>and we can't play them all unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, that would be crazy tho.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're like a top thousand, Yeah, we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>here for three days.

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<v Speaker 4>Buckle in.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, we've made it from number ten to number six.

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<v Speaker 3>Heard some pretty weird ones already, like a guy bragging

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<v Speaker 3>about multitasking while taking a shower at the same time,

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<v Speaker 3>a woman who spilled some hot tea onto her pants

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<v Speaker 3>and tried to vacuum it up.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people taking their clothes off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I like it, a lot of action, and a

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<v Speaker 3>dude dressed as a pizza slice who swears he's legal

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<v Speaker 3>never yeah, Universal, It's gonna be pretty hard to beat those,

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<v Speaker 3>but we are going to try. Because let's move on,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna get to your number five favorite loser line

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<v Speaker 3>voicemail of the year.

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<v Speaker 4>We call it the Corn Council Guy.

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<v Speaker 9>Hi, my name is Ron Green.

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<v Speaker 8>I was told to call this number at this time

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<v Speaker 8>so I could give my audition to be the automated

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<v Speaker 8>phone voice for the County Corn Council. Yes, I'll just

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<v Speaker 8>give a quick sample, So thank you for calling the

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<v Speaker 8>County Corn Council. Where Corn is our passion. To report

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<v Speaker 8>a related emergency, Press one for pharm tours. Press two

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<v Speaker 8>to learn more about our annual Corn Festival. Press three

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<v Speaker 8>to speak with a certified Corn representative. Please press four.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you, and I have a corntastic day.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry, I've never set like a script or anything, so

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<v Speaker 8>I just kind of like freewheeled it. I feel like

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<v Speaker 8>I went well, but I.

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<v Speaker 5>Well up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, unless you got that job.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish I could press three to learn more about

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<v Speaker 3>the annual Corn Festival. Like, I'm genuinely curious now if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Told me there was more than just one option, very

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<v Speaker 1>extensive options.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, very ambitious young man. I'm so glad he called.

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<v Speaker 3>But now we're inching closer to number one on our list.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to our number four loser line.

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<v Speaker 4>Message of the good.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, Jasmine, it's uh. I did that that church seminar

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<v Speaker 7>on abstinence.

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<v Speaker 5>The other week.

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<v Speaker 7>I was one of the speakers on abscidence. So anyway, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>it was cool meeting you there, and I was just

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<v Speaker 7>wondering if you want to maybe grab dinner sometime with me,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, and just hang And yeah, I know it's

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<v Speaker 7>probably weird that the abstinence guy is asking you out,

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<v Speaker 7>but let's just say there's ways to get around all that,

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<v Speaker 7>if you know what I mean. Then, I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 7>we don't have to do what I'm thinking about doing.

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<v Speaker 7>In fact, I mean we probably shouldn't because I'm an expert, right,

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<v Speaker 7>So anyway, I'm just an abstinence you know, every minute,

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<v Speaker 7>every day. But uh yeah, uh, anyway, I know a

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<v Speaker 7>few workarounds.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's put it that way, So give me a call.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are the abstinence loophole people always the ones that

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<v Speaker 2>are the creepiest?

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, yeah, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Just joining us.

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<v Speaker 3>We're counting out the top ten loser line voicemails of

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<v Speaker 3>the past calendar year.

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<v Speaker 4>And remember we are up on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 3>On to our number three loser line voicemail of the year.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, ol, Rivia, it's just wanted to call and say

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<v Speaker 9>thanks again. Appreciate you out that rash I had on

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<v Speaker 9>the back of my neck. You know, I initially thought

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<v Speaker 9>it was just dangers, so I'm glad you said something

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<v Speaker 9>to me. I got it checked out and the doctor

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<v Speaker 9>says it's just the keep induced fungo bloom, which apparently

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<v Speaker 9>is totally common guys who wear a lot of fleets

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<v Speaker 9>and warm climates.

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<v Speaker 5>H I got some fungo.

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<v Speaker 9>Cream and seems to be taking care of it, and

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<v Speaker 9>it was not nearly as bad as the ring where

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<v Speaker 9>I caught last summer. But hey, that's how you learn right.

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<v Speaker 9>Don't drink expired kombucha. Anyways, the rash is pretty much gone,

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<v Speaker 9>so if you want to hang out again, just give

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<v Speaker 9>me a call and let's put the fun in fungle.

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<v Speaker 4>If there was ever a poster boy for oversharing, no

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<v Speaker 4>one has ever hooked up after saying fungal bloom.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you should take your hooded sweatshirts off?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that why I'm I can't take my swe.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember we're doing our top ten loser line countdown of

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<v Speaker 3>the year, playing our favorite voicemails that we've received.

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<v Speaker 4>We're on to number two. Now, let's listen.

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<v Speaker 15>I'm at Shelly, how are you that pirate captain looking car?

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<v Speaker 9>I know you've never heard his.

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<v Speaker 15>Voice before, but I had a wheeled.

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<v Speaker 8>Talk with your friend before I left see you the bar.

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<v Speaker 15>She says, you only go for guys with accents. Well,

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<v Speaker 15>I wouldn't have a rat chance and a gally of saracrafts. Otherwise,

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<v Speaker 15>So how do you like the accents now, Shelly, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 15>let's sail the Seven Seas together, or at least.

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<v Speaker 7>Go to the movies and maybe Sheriff Smooth.

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<v Speaker 15>Maybe we can see something that's rated.

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<v Speaker 4>Are is kissing a pirate? Hot girls? Or does that

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<v Speaker 4>sound like gross?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Jack Sparrow, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how are you not mentioning the boat?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 15>Stand up?

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<v Speaker 3>But now we've made it. Finally, we are here at

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<v Speaker 3>the number one loser line of twenty twenty five, and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if I want it to happen,

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<v Speaker 3>because then it'll be over.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I love them.

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<v Speaker 3>All good things have to come to an end. But

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<v Speaker 3>this is an instant classic. The number one loser line

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<v Speaker 3>we called the Great Alphonso.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah it is method.

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<v Speaker 13>Hey, this is a great Alphonso, the birthday magician from

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<v Speaker 13>the kids Party on Sunday Night with the purple vest

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<v Speaker 13>I make up you get anyway, I'm off the clock now.

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<v Speaker 13>Thanks for not writing me out to the host mom

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<v Speaker 13>about the flash. She seems like a piece of work.

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<v Speaker 13>So I don't normally do this, but it's just I

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<v Speaker 13>felt like you and I had this kind of a

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<v Speaker 13>thing happening right around when I did the foam rabbit

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<v Speaker 13>popping out of the Prinkle's can. I heard deal a

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<v Speaker 13>half and I don't know, but you just seemed like

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<v Speaker 13>someone who's seen some before. You seem real, not like

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<v Speaker 13>the bubblegum heads in the cloudlaf his rainbows and you

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<v Speaker 13>hear from some of these moms. Anyway, if you want

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<v Speaker 13>to grab a drink sometime, I know a spot that

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<v Speaker 13>does karaoke, And if you really want to party, I

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<v Speaker 13>know a guy that can hook us up with some

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<v Speaker 13>party favor and uh, give me a call.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, she missed out.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be Alfonso, will deliver some stories.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, don't worry. I saved his number for the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the year party.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually already.

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<v Speaker 6>My favorite part is him being like, dude, she caught

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<v Speaker 6>me with a flask, but she's the crazy one.

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<v Speaker 4>She's got rob.

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