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Speaker 1: All right, we're going to take you on a wild

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Speaker 1: ride today. Oh yeah, that is just all there is

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Second Date podcast, and today is something

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Speaker 2: you've never heard before. If this is the only podcast

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Speaker 2: you listen to. Two of ours this is Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning, of course.

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Speaker 1: But it's called the Loser Line.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and we do it once a week on

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Speaker 2: our main feed, Brook and Jeffrey. We've been giving out

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Speaker 2: a fake phone number to our listeners for literally over

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Speaker 2: a decade. And once you have the Loser Line phone number,

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Speaker 2: which is actually even gone viral on Reddit. Do you

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Speaker 2: remember when that happened to ruined it?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't go.

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Speaker 2: It goes straight to our voicemail here at the station,

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Speaker 2: and then we get to play the weird, creepy messages

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Speaker 2: that people leave. Yea, So this is a compilation of

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Speaker 2: the best of the year. Yes, I think we're all

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Speaker 2: on the same page now hopefully.

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Speaker 1: And if you guys don't get it, you will once

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Speaker 1: you hear it. Yeah, okay, thanks very shortly.

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Speaker 2: Let us know what you think, of course in the comments.

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Speaker 2: Your top ten loser lines of twenty twenty five, Starting

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 3: It's almost the end of the year before we can

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Speaker 3: put some flowers on this thing and lower it down

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Speaker 3: into the ground forever. There is one all important tradition

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Speaker 3: that we have to do on this show. Right You

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Speaker 3: can't see us right now, but all the boys are

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Speaker 3: dressed in our fancy tuxedos, I was wondering, and the

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Speaker 3: back into moo moos at the stroke of twelve.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Brook's got like a fourteen cigarette. Yes, she always does.

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Speaker 3: Because we're celebrating the best Loser line voicemails of the

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Speaker 3: past year. We've come through them all, selected our top

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Speaker 3: ten favorite ones. We're gonna play them for you next,

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Speaker 3: it's Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, And wow, can you

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Speaker 3: believe almost an entire year has gone by and not

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Speaker 3: really too much exciting has happened. I mean, TikTok was

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Speaker 1: That feels like a life time ago.

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Speaker 3: Just this year, Katie Perry went to space and then

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Speaker 1: Everyone else cried when she came back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a.

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Speaker 3: Sad moment and of course Coldplay concerts became the number

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Speaker 4: Other than that, though pretty average year.

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Speaker 3: Maybe the craziest thing, though, is that we are still

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Speaker 3: on the air.

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Speaker 4: How did that happen?

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Speaker 1: Let's do it?

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Speaker 3: I mean, we have to give some credit to the

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Speaker 3: people who truly deserve it, the randos who called the

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Speaker 3: Loser Line and left some of the craziest, cringiest, most

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Speaker 3: absurd messages that we've ever received, not just from desperate dudes,

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Speaker 3: combing through all of our audio to create the top

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Speaker 3: ten list of the best Loser Line messages of the year.

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Speaker 4: So we got to get to it. Let's listen to

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Speaker 5: Mark small Food.

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Speaker 6: Hey Brooklyn, Uh sorry, don't mind the water sounds. I'm

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Speaker 7: Now, getting ready for work.

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Speaker 5: Got a lot going on.

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Speaker 6: But tried this a few months ago where lately I've

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Speaker 6: been trying to multitask, you know, call people while I'm

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Speaker 5: So lucky you.

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Speaker 7: But yeah, anyway, just.

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Speaker 6: Kind of a life pack doing multiple things at the

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Speaker 8: Like did you know you can.

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Speaker 6: Buy one of those wireless USB toasters where you can

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Speaker 6: actually post in your car. That's cool, right, I'm trying

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Speaker 9: I can rest on my glove compartment to make cakes too.

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Speaker 6: So I could knock got the whole breakfast me on

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Speaker 8: Text you around lunch by Marna.

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Speaker 3: This is why I keep saying they should install showers

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Speaker 3: in this room. Yeah, so that Brooks can't avoid them

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Speaker 8: I know.

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Speaker 1: You got to be careful when you're multitasking. It could

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Speaker 3: There's a way broke, trust me. If anybody will find it,

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Speaker 3: this guy will. Now we're on to the number nine

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Speaker 4: Let's hear it.

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Speaker 10: All right, stop, Look, I got a confession. Want to

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Speaker 10: take you out? Yeah, that's my obsession plan the chill

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Speaker 10: not crazy dinner in the movie You're feeling lazy?

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Speaker 11: Will it be fun?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you bet?

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Speaker 10: Popcorn and last till I go in the debt Frondie Bob,

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Speaker 10: but I'm shooting my shot. Say yes, now, girl, let's

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Speaker 5: Got A ask baby, will you go wow? Will you

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Speaker 5: go wow? Will you go? Please? Please date me?

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Speaker 10: Trouble girl?

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Speaker 5: Whoa yeah, so I am pretty wild as you will find.

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Speaker 3: He The cringiest part of that whole message is brook

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Speaker 3: dancing in your chair.

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Speaker 2: I want to go back to the early two thousands

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Speaker 1: I bet his was epic.

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Speaker 3: If you say so, we're gonna keep moving on. We're

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Speaker 3: going to our number eight loser line message of the year.

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Speaker 5: Next message.

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Speaker 12: Hey, you may not remember me, but I'm my mom

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Speaker 12: was the one hitting on you.

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Speaker 13: The other night at the Sizzler.

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Speaker 12: And look, I know this is probably weird, but I

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Speaker 12: I just need to tell you.

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Speaker 9: Do not date her.

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Speaker 12: Okay, I love my mom, She's great and all that

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Speaker 12: good stuff, but I'm in the process of trying to

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Speaker 1: I like that she's forcing it no matter what.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, take off that mesh tang top and go

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Speaker 4: kiss mo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're just joining us. We have been

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Speaker 3: counting down the top ten loser line voicemails that we

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Speaker 5: Next message.

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Speaker 11: Oh god, oh my god, God, and I just stelt

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Speaker 11: tea on me. Got done it. Damn cheap ass coffee

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Speaker 11: cups for my daughter in law. I know I shouldn't

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Speaker 11: use the Oh my god, I got a zoom call

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Speaker 11: I got to try to salvage my work pants.

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Speaker 10: Oh hold on, stupid.

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Speaker 11: Pants, forget it, it's just it's not working. I'm just

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Speaker 10: I'll call you later.

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Speaker 9: I remember.

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Speaker 3: It is funny to think though, that this whole thing,

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Speaker 3: this whole segment started as we'll give our listeners this

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Speaker 3: anybody who's hitting on them. That's a little bit weird

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Speaker 3: But now it's morphed into this whole new thing and

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Speaker 1: It's impressive that people can give it to family members.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and we don't discourage it either.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I didn't say that.

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Speaker 7: Jack.

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Speaker 3: More content, the merrier, and let's keep moving on to

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Speaker 12: Hi.

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Speaker 14: I'm the slight guy, you know, the guy that was

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Speaker 14: the Pepperoni costume outside of Mars Pezzia Play. I don't

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Speaker 14: usually give a lot of numbers this way, but that's okay.

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Speaker 7: I wanted to.

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Speaker 14: Take you out sometime, and I promise I won't spill

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Speaker 14: h I feel like I should probably apologize when I

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Speaker 14: shouted stay chievy. That was stupid, But listen I'm eighteen,

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Speaker 14: by the way, so don't worry. Sometimes people can't help

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Speaker 11: But I'm legal.

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Speaker 4: That doesn't turn you on. Where a guy shouts I'm legaliz,

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Speaker 4: he's definitely like that was his first job, spinner.

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Speaker 1: I think that was his first interaction with an adult.

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Speaker 4: He's aiming high. Let's give him credit for that.

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Speaker 3: And we've made it from number ten all the way

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Speaker 3: we will have the honor of being named the number

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Speaker 3: one cringiest phone call we received, and it is an

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Speaker 3: It is an honor we're gonna find out as we

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Speaker 3: continue the countdown of the best loser Line calls of

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Speaker 3: the year.

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Speaker 4: We'll do it right after this. It's Brook and Jeffery

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Speaker 4: in the morning.

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Speaker 3: And if you're just joining us, we've been counting down

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Speaker 3: the top ten loser line voicemails of the past year.

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Speaker 3: It is and it wasn't easy to pick our favorites

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Speaker 3: because there's just so many good ones to choose from

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Speaker 3: and we can't play them all unfortunately.

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Speaker 4: Ah, that would be crazy tho.

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Speaker 1: If we're like a top thousand, Yeah, we're gonna be

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Speaker 4: Buckle in.

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Speaker 3: But no, we've made it from number ten to number six.

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Speaker 3: Heard some pretty weird ones already, like a guy bragging

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Speaker 3: about multitasking while taking a shower at the same time,

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Speaker 3: a woman who spilled some hot tea onto her pants

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Speaker 1: A lot of people taking their clothes off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it, a lot of action, and a

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Speaker 3: dude dressed as a pizza slice who swears he's legal

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Speaker 3: never yeah, Universal, It's gonna be pretty hard to beat those,

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Speaker 3: but we are going to try. Because let's move on,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna get to your number five favorite loser line

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Speaker 3: voicemail of the year.

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Speaker 4: We call it the Corn Council Guy.

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Speaker 9: Hi, my name is Ron Green.

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Speaker 8: I was told to call this number at this time

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Speaker 8: so I could give my audition to be the automated

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Speaker 8: phone voice for the County Corn Council. Yes, I'll just

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Speaker 8: give a quick sample, So thank you for calling the

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Speaker 8: County Corn Council. Where Corn is our passion. To report

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Speaker 8: a related emergency, Press one for pharm tours. Press two

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Speaker 8: Sorry, I've never set like a script or anything, so

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Speaker 5: Well up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you got that job.

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Speaker 3: the annual Corn Festival. Like, I'm genuinely curious now if you.

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Speaker 1: Told me there was more than just one option, very

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Speaker 4: Yeah, very ambitious young man. I'm so glad he called.

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Speaker 3: But now we're inching closer to number one on our list.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to our number four loser line.

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Speaker 4: Message of the good.

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Speaker 7: Hi, Jasmine, it's uh. I did that that church seminar

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Speaker 7: on abstinence.

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Speaker 5: The other week.

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Speaker 7: I was one of the speakers on abscidence. So anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: it was cool meeting you there, and I was just

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Speaker 7: wondering if you want to maybe grab dinner sometime with me,

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Speaker 7: you know, and just hang And yeah, I know it's

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Speaker 7: probably weird that the abstinence guy is asking you out,

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Speaker 7: but let's just say there's ways to get around all that,

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Speaker 7: if you know what I mean. Then, I mean, look,

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Speaker 7: we don't have to do what I'm thinking about doing.

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Speaker 7: In fact, I mean we probably shouldn't because I'm an expert, right,

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Speaker 7: So anyway, I'm just an abstinence you know, every minute,

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Speaker 7: few workarounds.

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Speaker 5: Let's put it that way, So give me a call.

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Speaker 2: Why are the abstinence loophole people always the ones that

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Speaker 2: are the creepiest?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, just.

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Speaker 1: Don't do it.

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Speaker 4: Just joining us.

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Speaker 3: We're counting out the top ten loser line voicemails of

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Speaker 3: On to our number three loser line voicemail of the year.

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Speaker 9: Hey, ol, Rivia, it's just wanted to call and say

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Speaker 9: thanks again. Appreciate you out that rash I had on

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Speaker 9: the back of my neck. You know, I initially thought

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Speaker 9: to me. I got it checked out and the doctor

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Speaker 9: says it's just the keep induced fungo bloom, which apparently

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Speaker 9: is totally common guys who wear a lot of fleets

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Speaker 9: and warm climates.

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Speaker 5: H I got some fungo.

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Speaker 9: Cream and seems to be taking care of it, and

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Speaker 9: it was not nearly as bad as the ring where

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Speaker 9: I caught last summer. But hey, that's how you learn right.

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Speaker 9: Don't drink expired kombucha. Anyways, the rash is pretty much gone,

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Speaker 9: so if you want to hang out again, just give

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Speaker 9: me a call and let's put the fun in fungle.

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Speaker 4: If there was ever a poster boy for oversharing, no

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Speaker 4: one has ever hooked up after saying fungal bloom.

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Speaker 2: I think you should take your hooded sweatshirts off?

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Speaker 4: Is that why I'm I can't take my swe.

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Speaker 3: Remember we're doing our top ten loser line countdown of

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Speaker 3: the year, playing our favorite voicemails that we've received.

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Speaker 4: We're on to number two. Now, let's listen.

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Speaker 15: I'm at Shelly, how are you that pirate captain looking car?

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Speaker 9: I know you've never heard his.

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Speaker 15: Voice before, but I had a wheeled.

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Speaker 8: Talk with your friend before I left see you the bar.

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Speaker 15: She says, you only go for guys with accents. Well,

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Speaker 15: I wouldn't have a rat chance and a gally of saracrafts. Otherwise,

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Speaker 15: So how do you like the accents now, Shelly, Yeah,

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Speaker 15: let's sail the Seven Seas together, or at least.

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Speaker 7: Go to the movies and maybe Sheriff Smooth.

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Speaker 15: Maybe we can see something that's rated.

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Speaker 4: Are is kissing a pirate? Hot girls? Or does that

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Speaker 4: sound like gross?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Jack Sparrow, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you not mentioning the boat?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: Stand up?

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Speaker 3: But now we've made it. Finally, we are here at

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Speaker 3: the number one loser line of twenty twenty five, and

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Speaker 3: I don't even know if I want it to happen,

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Speaker 3: because then it'll be over.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I love them.

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Speaker 3: All good things have to come to an end. But

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Speaker 3: this is an instant classic. The number one loser line

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Speaker 3: we called the Great Alphonso.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it is method.

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Speaker 13: Hey, this is a great Alphonso, the birthday magician from

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Speaker 13: the kids Party on Sunday Night with the purple vest

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Speaker 13: I make up you get anyway, I'm off the clock now.

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Speaker 13: Thanks for not writing me out to the host mom

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Speaker 13: about the flash. She seems like a piece of work.

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Speaker 13: So I don't normally do this, but it's just I

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Speaker 13: felt like you and I had this kind of a

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Speaker 13: popping out of the Prinkle's can. I heard deal a

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Speaker 13: someone who's seen some before. You seem real, not like

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Speaker 13: the bubblegum heads in the cloudlaf his rainbows and you

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Speaker 13: hear from some of these moms. Anyway, if you want

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Speaker 13: to grab a drink sometime, I know a spot that

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Speaker 13: does karaoke, And if you really want to party, I

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Speaker 1: Wow, she missed out.

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Speaker 2: That would be Alfonso, will deliver some stories.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, don't worry. I saved his number for the

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Speaker 3: end of the year party.

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Speaker 1: I actually already.

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Speaker 6: My favorite part is him being like, dude, she caught

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Speaker 6: me with a flask, but she's the crazy one.

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Speaker 4: She's got rob.

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Speaker 3: You know those mobs, those were your top ten loser

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