1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Do you ever think about the white version of yourself? 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: You're like, I'm successful, but if I was white, I'd 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: be over the moon. And I'm like, if I was white, 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 1: I'd be sucking. J J. Abrams like like, people like 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,080 Speaker 1: you're successful, You're doing great. I'm like, do you know 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: the insurmountable seeming odds I had to be here? Man, 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: I'm sucking. I'm Macdonna, nigga. What are you talking about? 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: All right? You know, you know I want to imagine 9 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: clover Field monsters too, but black got in the way. Yeah, man, Yeah, 10 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: mans racist, mostly mostly money actually stuff I can't tell me. Yeah. Welcome, 11 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: ladies and gentleman to another spectacular episode of My Mama 12 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: Told Me the podcast where we died deep deep into 13 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: the world of black conspiracy theories, and we proved that 14 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: Terry Crews killed Michael Clark Duncan so that he could 15 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 1: take over the big buff black man position in Hollywood. 16 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: Michael Clark Duncan had it all. He was the only 17 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: buff black man we needed, and then suddenly his heart 18 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: exploded in a tragic heart explosion accident. I don't know 19 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: how he died, and then we got stuck with Terry's 20 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: goofy ends, and I know that this was all just 21 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: a big, sinister plan that Terry cooked up to get 22 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: rid of Michael Clark Duncan. He was sitting there building 23 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: up his titty meet and planning against Michael Clark Duncan. 24 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: And now we're stuck with this motherfucker who is comfortable 25 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: going on America's got talent and shucking and driving for 26 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: Simon Cowell. Awe, I'm your host, Langston Kerman. I'm accusing 27 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: Terry Crews of many things, and I'm excited to be here. 28 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: We have a hell of an episode ahead of you. 29 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: My guest today has been walking around more than most 30 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: guests I think I've ever been on the podcast with. 31 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: He journeyed into his kitchen. He's now making his way 32 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: back to a quiet area in his own I'm so 33 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: excited he's here. He's a dear friend. He's a hilarious comedian. 34 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: You know him from his work on Comedy Central. You 35 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: know him from writing on Mrs Mazel, you know him 36 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: from writing on Fucking Atlanta. He's so funny, so great. 37 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: Give it up from my friend Mr Jordan's Temple. Everybody, 38 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: how my guy, Hey, I'm I'm blessed, highly favorite. How 39 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: are you saying, Man, they ain't get me yet. Maybe tomorrow, 40 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: maybe the next day, but at this exact moment, they 41 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: didn't get me. Who's day, man, non gender conforming police officer. Sure, 42 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: gender is not the factor here. It's the police that's 43 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: that's the issue. That make sure you get them pronouns 44 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: right before they shoot you. You know what I'm saying, 45 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: You don't want to disrespect, you gotta keep it tight. 46 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: I love that. Well. I'm excited today because you came 47 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: to me with I would say conspiracy theory that remains 48 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: sort of a constant argument, a constant issue in the 49 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 1: black community at almost all times. But you said, now, 50 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: I want to get this right. My mama told me 51 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: black people have an extra leg tendom to help them 52 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 1: run faster and jump higher. Yes, tell me more, dig in, 53 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: let's do it. Well, you know, you know me. My 54 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: life is in shambles. Um, sure, so stop ragging and 55 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: get to the conversation. I'm not generally not right now, 56 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: but you know, the successes is complete opposite of what 57 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: my life has been up to before this point. So 58 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: you know, when I was in my first community college, 59 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: I went to when I was in my first community 60 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: when I was on my first tour, community collegiates, Yes, 61 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 1: community collegiates. I was on a community college baseball team, 62 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: third Division, Great times and the onon Dogga Lasers l 63 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: A Z E r S. After our practice we were 64 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: having in the gym because you know, it's too cold 65 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: for us to play baseball up state up State New 66 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: York and a dogar in Syracuse and like we we 67 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,720 Speaker 1: had indoor baseball team. Now we we just played like this, Yeah, 68 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 1: we just need a human door man. We start hitting good, 69 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 1: put your squeaky shoes on. We didn't go outside today, fellas, Yeah, 70 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: not today. We are We're a basketball team, fucking man. 71 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: I was. I was mostly riding the bench, but I 72 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: was It felt like a fitness class generally because I 73 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: was so bad. But one day my boy were riding 74 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: up back to the little dorms and we were sitting 75 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: in his car smoking a cigarette and he's like, I 76 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: got something to ask you, man. You're my friend, right, 77 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, your friend Jeremy whatever. And he 78 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: was like, uh so, huge red flag and he's like 79 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: he's like, do black people have an extra tending? An 80 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: extra leg tending, And I was like, what would bring 81 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: you to ask you that? You know? Because they're just faster, 82 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 1: better everything. I'm like, we are in the same Division 83 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: three community college baseball team, Sir, whatever extra tending you 84 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: think black people have, I didn't get it. I'm here 85 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, that's the craziest ship. I've always heard 86 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,039 Speaker 1: that generally, you know, people like does it come from slavery? 87 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: Does it come from this? Doesn't come from that. It 88 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: was always confusing to me because it's like the reality 89 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:09,720 Speaker 1: didn't match the stereotype. Like some you could have an 90 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: example or something, but I don't know. Well, I I 91 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: love that he asked you this because it's such a ridiculous. 92 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: I don't know what tendons I have in my legs 93 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: right now, period. I don't think most people do. And 94 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: I don't presume that if I ask some dude and 95 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: the community college that he's going to be able to 96 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 1: break down the tendons in his legs. So it's just 97 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 1: a wild thing to ask somebody like, hey, do you 98 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: got something different than was in my leg meet that 99 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 1: neither one of us can see. The only tendons I 100 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: know about are in pork tender tenderloins, right, I assume 101 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: that's a tendon, that's a that's a pig tendon. Sure, 102 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,359 Speaker 1: I don't actually think it is, but I love I 103 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:54,479 Speaker 1: don't know what I'll be honest, I'm not even sure 104 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: what attending is. I think it's the connector between muscles, 105 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,920 Speaker 1: if I'm understanding correctly. And I don't think that we 106 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: eat that ship. I don't think that's what pork tender 107 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: loin is. Well, I guess, I guess that's how you know. 108 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: I don't went to community college there. You go a 109 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: damn fool? How you know? That's how you know? I'm 110 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: sharing it because I don't know what the tender loin is. 111 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 1: I got money to eat it. I came here to lead, 112 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: not to read. So so he he says this to you, 113 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: He questions you about this possible secret tending in your leg, 114 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: and your first response is what what do you say 115 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: to him to handle this situation. I'm a curious person, 116 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: so I think it just started probing. I was just like, 117 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: you know, why do you think I have an extra 118 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: leg tending? I mean, I asked him, ask him if 119 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: you thought I had one? Yeah, I said, you're saying 120 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: black people do you mean me? Because sometimes white people 121 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: do the oaky dog we're asking something. Then generally that's 122 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: the third type of black people. But they don't ever 123 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: get around to asking you as if being their friend 124 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: makes you not black, right, that you're somehow exception to 125 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: the rule, that they're also still positioning you as the 126 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: answer to the thing that they want to know. It's 127 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 1: like they're doing, I'm not black, I'm o j But 128 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: for you, you're not Jordan's. You're not black, you're Jordan. 129 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:31,880 Speaker 1: Jordan's your third base, baby girl. Now you're black, your 130 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 1: third base, sometimes left field, you're sometimes sometimes you're the 131 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:41,960 Speaker 1: bat boy a matter of fact, go go I'm go 132 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:47,080 Speaker 1: get me a bat with your black but not gives 133 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: you black you Jordan, Yeah, you're right because your ass 134 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 1: is black, right, And so you become curious, you say, 135 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 1: do you mean me? Does he then say like, yeah, 136 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 1: you dude, Jordan, or is he more like no, it's 137 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: more in general, I I'm just curious about the overall 138 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,719 Speaker 1: status of black people. Yeah, he was. He was like, 139 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,959 Speaker 1: I just want to know because I see some black 140 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: people who I'm like, they definitely must and I'm like 141 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:28,960 Speaker 1: I'm like who, And he's like Baron Davis, and I'm like, 142 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 1: I'm like Baron Davis. He's not like a big dunker. 143 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 1: He's like, no, but he's like a smaller guy and 144 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 1: he can he's dunked on big guys. I'm more he 145 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 1: was a dunk. He was a dunker, and he's like, 146 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: he's like Alan Iverson, but he's dunked on people like 147 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: I see dunks and stuff. He was like, I don't 148 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,840 Speaker 1: even want to say I'm not racist because they're I 149 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,560 Speaker 1: feel like a lot of people are like, I'm not racist, 150 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,480 Speaker 1: and it's like, it's not that I'm not racist, it's 151 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 1: just's I just want to ask questions. And I'm like 152 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 1: he's like, no, I'm not listen, my guy, I am racist, 153 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: but also I got questions. Don't get me wrong. I'll 154 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:11,199 Speaker 1: say the hard arm, but I say it with curiosity. 155 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 1: There's a question mark at the end of Oh, that's 156 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 1: so fun. I love that he already had a list prepared. 157 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: I love that he knew exactly who he thought was 158 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 1: criminal of this supposed secret tending he had. He knew 159 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 1: Alan Iverson, Baron Davis, all these people who I can't 160 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 1: explain why they physically are able to do the things 161 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 1: that they do. They clearly must have an advantage that 162 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: that he didn't have. It was never anybody, though not 163 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,559 Speaker 1: sports related, who maybe would do something like you can't 164 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 1: have like a tent extra tending for your mind. You 165 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 1: can't be like, wow, this nigga Baron Davis, or rather 166 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 1: Colin Powell, when he delivered that speech about drone strike, 167 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:03,560 Speaker 1: it's like he had extra like he had an extra 168 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: brain tending when he was deflecting all of those drones strike. 169 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 1: What Obama was talking about, how that he would bomb 170 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,840 Speaker 1: the Jonas brothers. They didn't know. You know, he was 171 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:20,000 Speaker 1: so agile with his mind right, there's never it's not 172 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,840 Speaker 1: like the black mind. The synapses fire at a different 173 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: rate than the white mind. It's always like, no, you 174 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:29,600 Speaker 1: guys are big, old idiots. We don't think you're smart 175 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 1: at all. But your legs they must have a secret 176 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 1: weapon in them because of how fast and strong you are. 177 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: That's the real problem. We need to change the stereotype 178 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: from leg tendons to brain tendons. You know what I'm saying. 179 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: When we we do extra this nigger must have an 180 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: extra synapse, you know, No, we have to keep it 181 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 1: at tending so that it fox them up and they're like, wait, 182 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: brains don't have tendons. They think it's actually dumb. I 183 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: don't know. I thought was just the thing we made 184 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: up to be malicious and hurt them. But dumb is 185 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 1: the new smart. So it's just like the dumber you 186 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,960 Speaker 1: can go, the more smart niggas would think you are. 187 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,280 Speaker 1: So it's like, I don't know if I understand this. 188 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 1: Tell me more. Seemed like you're the one that's lost 189 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:24,480 Speaker 1: my brother. Seemed like Mama didn't tell you ship. Uh, 190 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:28,439 Speaker 1: so you're talking to this kid, Jeremy. He says what 191 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,320 Speaker 1: he says, he wants to know, he goes down his list. 192 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,359 Speaker 1: Do you then feel angry at this? Are you offended 193 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: by this question? Where are your feelings at this point 194 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 1: in relation to this question? Name? Well, I mean I 195 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:45,440 Speaker 1: was already like the Jackie Robinson on the team, but 196 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:49,959 Speaker 1: but like didn't break any color. Barrias wasn't good. I 197 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 1: didn't experience any racism, and you know, I was like 198 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,960 Speaker 1: Jackie Robinson if if he was just there because of 199 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: the race card, Like that's the time, like that was 200 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:05,959 Speaker 1: the one time that you had to actually really really 201 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 1: be good but people wouldn't be like, you're just there 202 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 1: because you're black. It's like they were mad at you 203 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 1: because you were black, and then you had to be 204 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:19,000 Speaker 1: twice as good. Right. I do think that it's such 205 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:24,440 Speaker 1: an absurd question that it almost feels silly to get 206 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,679 Speaker 1: angry at it, if that makes sense. There are there 207 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:30,679 Speaker 1: are some questions where it's like that clearly is coming 208 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:34,760 Speaker 1: from a grounded, hateful place that like I feel like 209 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,560 Speaker 1: I anger is the right response because I need to 210 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: be able to show you how offensive this is, and 211 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 1: that one feels almost cartoonish. It's like all right, bro, yeah, 212 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,840 Speaker 1: and we got you know, a little like extra netting 213 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,320 Speaker 1: under our arms that help us fly once we in 214 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: the air, Like we could just make ship up if 215 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 1: that's what you wanna do. But what are we talking about? Yeah, 216 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 1: I've had so many white kids in in my very 217 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: suburban experience, like try to, you know, very passively make 218 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:13,240 Speaker 1: that suggestion that like, well, you're built different than everybody else. 219 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 1: It's like, my dad is white. I could have got 220 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,800 Speaker 1: your shitty tendons, Like what are you talking about? How 221 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 1: do you know that I specifically ended up with the 222 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: tendon that you're claiming existence ship tensions and that Hank 223 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:33,400 Speaker 1: hill but need to need to need to wear orthopedic gas. Look, 224 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 1: I'm just like you. Pull your pants down, just like 225 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 1: I'm just like you. So you sort of come to 226 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,920 Speaker 1: this conclusion that this is absurd, but you're not gonna 227 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 1: get angry at this kid. Uh. You, then, I guess 228 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: go on to continue to ride the bench on this team. 229 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 1: Uh does this ever come back up again? Does he 230 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: ever revisit the conversation? No, it's not revisited. But I 231 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:04,880 Speaker 1: that we had weird interactions after that, Like the one 232 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 1: time I did have a play that could potentially challenge 233 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: that theory was I was like running in the outfield, 234 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: and the one time I made a play on the ball, 235 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 1: like I made a bad path to the fly ball 236 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:24,360 Speaker 1: and I auto corrected it, and I had gotten much 237 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: faster and was working out in the gym a lot, 238 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: and I actually caught the ball like on a diving 239 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 1: like head first reaching for the ball like catch, and afterwards, 240 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 1: like he was so happy for me, but he was 241 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,880 Speaker 1: like holding it in, like as if he was like 242 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 1: keeping a secret, right, he knew you were superpowered, but 243 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: he was gonna be cool and not tell nobody that 244 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 1: he already knew. He knows that I ain't good for you, 245 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,840 Speaker 1: but I know about the secret tending. I ain't gonna 246 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: tell nobody. Because my coach was picking up me. He 247 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 1: was like, man, and you made a bad path, but like, 248 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 1: clearly the gym is like working out, and he was. 249 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: He was happy for me, like saying like he worked hard. 250 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,760 Speaker 1: But my friend was looking at me like, man, we 251 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 1: know what was working. Black Jesus worked out on you, 252 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 1: that one that one you, that's the Lord that gave 253 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,720 Speaker 1: you that gift. Look at God and God also has 254 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: an extra legend of because we're made in his image. 255 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:32,480 Speaker 1: God is God is a black woman with an extra legtender. 256 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 1: God is a black woman who can jump real, real high. 257 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: For some reason, I love that. So this continues forward. 258 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 1: Had you heard that before this kid said it to you? 259 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: Was there a point in your life where where you've 260 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 1: heard it either before or since? Then We're like, you've 261 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 1: had to readdress this conversation. I've never really heard of 262 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,600 Speaker 1: it before that, But I was watching like Jackie Journa 263 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,400 Speaker 1: Cursey and Maryan Jones or whatever, and I would be like, 264 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:07,120 Speaker 1: there's something extra about them. It ended up being steroids. 265 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:13,520 Speaker 1: But you know that, you know, I also have, Like 266 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 1: you know, no matter how like conscious or woke or 267 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,480 Speaker 1: like black people are, they don't they never realize how 268 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: much subconscious like not even self hate, but like biased 269 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,920 Speaker 1: they have, like against their own celves. Is like they 270 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,280 Speaker 1: need to undo the white man living in their brain 271 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:39,720 Speaker 1: or in your case, living in the house. It wasn't 272 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 1: some conscious It was whispering and under the door while 273 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,240 Speaker 1: I sleep. He didn't come by the door and be 274 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 1: like listen to the white man, and he was talking 275 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 1: about himselves specifically, but it applied. It went for everybody. No. 276 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so fascinating to me because so 277 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,720 Speaker 1: many of the arguments that I heard came when I 278 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 1: was a kid, Like it came from like young people 279 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 1: who were sort of speculating about the athletics of black people. 280 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,639 Speaker 1: But then we get older and like we're on a 281 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:19,400 Speaker 1: fucking podcast, we tell jokes like whatever this secret weapon 282 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 1: that either of us may or may not have had, 283 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,439 Speaker 1: it didn't go to good use, you know what I mean, Like, 284 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,040 Speaker 1: there's no way you're gonna convince me Bruce Bruce has 285 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 1: an extra tendant in his leg. I would argue Bruce. 286 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 1: Bruce is the only nigga who does have a tending. Okay, 287 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:40,080 Speaker 1: I'm listening to tell me more. Yeah, I mean, have 288 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:45,400 Speaker 1: you seen a move. I'll say this. The man can 289 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 1: carry a big suit in a way that it almost 290 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,919 Speaker 1: seems humanly impossible, and he puts all that silk on 291 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,480 Speaker 1: his shoulders and and somehow manages to make it look seamless, 292 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 1: look just smooth across the stage. It's just it's not 293 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 1: it's not affecting any athletic ability. He can get on 294 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 1: stage and just kind of like riff and do anything, 295 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: and like people will laugh. And it's like part of 296 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,399 Speaker 1: just witnessing a man as large as he standing up 297 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,800 Speaker 1: there with energy and poise. And that's the only kind 298 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,919 Speaker 1: of energy employees you can have if there's an extra 299 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:28,440 Speaker 1: piece of meat connected to your hit bone the leg, 300 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,639 Speaker 1: And it just made him more graceful and poised on stage, 301 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,200 Speaker 1: especially if you're large. You know, it's like you have 302 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,239 Speaker 1: to have a kind of grab atass, you know. And 303 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,560 Speaker 1: it's some people are like described it as jona Qua 304 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,680 Speaker 1: and it's like all the French ship the jonas Qua 305 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:54,520 Speaker 1: is the leg ten dome, that's the doona si qua 306 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,760 Speaker 1: and it's like there's just something about him. I can't 307 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:02,919 Speaker 1: put my finger on it. It's the goddamn leg. And 308 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 1: he don't need to jump high. You just smooth and 309 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,920 Speaker 1: silk silk robes. Don't jump high. For what he's got 310 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,760 Speaker 1: all this charisma flowing through him. He ain't got to jump. 311 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,920 Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, man, all right, Well, we're gonna 312 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 1: take a break and we'll be back with more Jordan's 313 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 1: temple and more of my mama told me. And we 314 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:36,880 Speaker 1: are back. I'm supposed to meet his meat with this ship. Bro, 315 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,880 Speaker 1: What the fu? Yeah, we're back here with more Jordan's 316 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,920 Speaker 1: temples and more of my mama told me. We're still 317 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,720 Speaker 1: talking about that mysterious leg tending that these black people 318 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,760 Speaker 1: supposedly have hiding in their calf muscles making them jump 319 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,640 Speaker 1: high up in the sky. Have you ever been able 320 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: to jump? Sprior? You? Are you a very fast or 321 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 1: very good jumper? I might be a good jumper, I'm 322 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 1: and I'm like gracefully underrated. That's how I described myself 323 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,960 Speaker 1: because because there's a lot of things I'll do and 324 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,919 Speaker 1: I'll surprise myself and then people would be like, Hi, 325 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,239 Speaker 1: are you good at so? And so, and I'll be like, 326 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,840 Speaker 1: I'm fine, and then I do it and they'd be 327 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:24,600 Speaker 1: like this, Nigga's amazing, I got you. That sounds like 328 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,199 Speaker 1: a self esteem you know what I mean? That like 329 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 1: one of those things where it's a difference between professional 330 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,800 Speaker 1: athletes and people that end up, I guess hosting podcasts. 331 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 1: You have to have enough faith in yourself to believe 332 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 1: that when you jump it means something for the world, 333 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 1: as opposed to when I jump, I'm like, I was embarrassing. 334 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:48,239 Speaker 1: I'm never gonna do it again. But yeah, I go 335 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:51,960 Speaker 1: between having a lot of confidence and no confidence. But 336 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: also it's like if people ask me if I could jump, 337 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,280 Speaker 1: and it would be like, one example, I would never 338 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:04,040 Speaker 1: jump because it's not I wouldn't ever jump for nobody that. 339 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 1: It's like, I'm also not trying to compare it to 340 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,680 Speaker 1: nobody's ship. I'm like, can you jump? Let me see. 341 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,119 Speaker 1: I'm like out here, all right, you're too much of 342 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:17,880 Speaker 1: a contrarian, like to participate in a group sport where 343 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,800 Speaker 1: they ask you to line up and be like the 344 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,520 Speaker 1: dude in front of you. Yeah, that's some that's some 345 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 1: sucker ship. I get that. Hell yeah, that's that's how 346 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: they get that's how they get. Yeah, I got you, 347 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,560 Speaker 1: I see what you're doing. Alright, let's get into some 348 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,800 Speaker 1: of this research, because I took my time to really 349 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,080 Speaker 1: try to figure out if there's any legitimacy to this 350 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,479 Speaker 1: black people tending conversation. And one of the things that 351 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:47,280 Speaker 1: makes this whole conversation so problematic or difficult to research 352 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 1: is that in unpacking things, I discovered that a fair 353 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:58,879 Speaker 1: amount of reputable, peer reviewed sites at some point in 354 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:04,080 Speaker 1: history had different thoughts on this issue than they probably 355 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,200 Speaker 1: would today, you know what I mean. So there's all 356 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 1: these articles that come out in nine that are like, yeah, 357 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:15,200 Speaker 1: black people's legs are different than than white people's legs, 358 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 1: and then that same source would now say like, h No, 359 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: there's absolutely no difference between black people's legs and white 360 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 1: people's legs. So it's one of those things where I think, 361 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 1: depending on when you decided to research it, you get 362 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 1: completely different information, if that makes sense. And then you 363 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,960 Speaker 1: find out that they're also burying things even further, like 364 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,160 Speaker 1: something au peer of view thing like Yale would try 365 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,600 Speaker 1: to be woken out about some stupid ship like that. Meanwhile, 366 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 1: they had slave quarters. They're like we don't we don't 367 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,120 Speaker 1: have any of this about black people. But it's like, 368 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,840 Speaker 1: not only did y'all have slave quarters, but y'all like 369 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 1: predominantly white institution that's benefited from slavery itself. Right, Yes, 370 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,639 Speaker 1: it's exactly that. I think that there's so much of 371 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 1: the way that we frame history that is just rewriting 372 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,480 Speaker 1: the bad ship we already did. And so it's like, 373 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,679 Speaker 1: I get it that you personally were not a participant 374 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,119 Speaker 1: in this thing, but you don't get to just skip 375 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,560 Speaker 1: over the fact that, like your institution fully supported a 376 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 1: bad idea no more than thirty years ago, exactly very recent. Yeah, 377 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 1: Yale had slaves. Shout out to Catherine, shout out, Katherine Cohen, 378 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:45,840 Speaker 1: Yale had slaves. You already your first I don't know 379 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,119 Speaker 1: if that's true. It sounds right to me, so I 380 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,080 Speaker 1: support it all. Right, here's what I found. There's very 381 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 1: little evidence, as I think we both know that the 382 00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:00,960 Speaker 1: negro has some sort of secret tendon. How Ever, there 383 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:05,119 Speaker 1: is a lot of evidence throughout history of white people 384 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,520 Speaker 1: trying to figure out the physical differences between black and 385 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:14,000 Speaker 1: white people as a way of identifying their own advantages 386 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:18,679 Speaker 1: and disadvantages. Right, So, I'll start us off with one 387 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,359 Speaker 1: of the beginnings of a lot of these things. In 388 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,840 Speaker 1: seventeen eighty seven, this British doctor Benjamin Moseley claimed that 389 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,359 Speaker 1: he could, basically, through the study of white people, figure 390 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,439 Speaker 1: out one of the major differences, or the two major 391 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,960 Speaker 1: differences between black and white people, was that black people 392 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 1: number one, had a wider threshold for pain, like we 393 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,439 Speaker 1: could deal with pain better than white people could. And 394 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: then number two, we had weak lungs compared to white people, 395 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: and those weak lungs could only be fixed through forced labor. 396 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: That by being forced to do physical work, we were 397 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 1: always going to have like a weaker capacity for breathing 398 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:08,320 Speaker 1: than our white counterparts. Oh my god, that is insane. Yeah. Wow. 399 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,560 Speaker 1: So he he writes this article or or basically like 400 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,359 Speaker 1: does this study and one of the things that he 401 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,840 Speaker 1: does in this study, and he writes about it, he says, uh, 402 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 1: and this is him talking about like these surgical operations 403 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 1: he was doing on black people, obviously against their will. 404 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,800 Speaker 1: But he would say, what would be the cause of 405 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,680 Speaker 1: the insupportable pain to a white man? A Negro would 406 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,879 Speaker 1: almost disregard. I have amputated the legs of many Negroes 407 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: who have held the upper part of the limbs themselves 408 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,879 Speaker 1: that basically, while he's cutting off black people's legs, the 409 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,840 Speaker 1: black man is able to hold his own thigh and 410 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,159 Speaker 1: not scream out because we just don't feel pain the 411 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,240 Speaker 1: way that white people do. Oh my god, kill me. 412 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,120 Speaker 1: They're just like, hey, right here, doc ain't nothing. That's 413 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,399 Speaker 1: the way. That's the weirdest thing, because it's like a 414 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 1: lot of slaves ran away. They try to act like 415 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,359 Speaker 1: we ain't like to do that. It's like, you can't 416 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,800 Speaker 1: have a weak lung capacity if we talk, people don't 417 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,680 Speaker 1: think and see Africans and African Americans are the same, 418 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 1: but they'll be rooting on like Kenyans and ship when 419 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 1: they're jogging, and it's like, we got the same lungs 420 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 1: as Kenyans, we just don't have the same air. They 421 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,080 Speaker 1: got like thin air. We got polluted, shitty air. And 422 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 1: they're just like, I guess they got bad lungs or 423 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,960 Speaker 1: the same lungs as those, Or they're in circumstances that 424 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: require them to run more often, or they're not hit 425 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,040 Speaker 1: with distractions that allow for them to constantly be doing 426 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:46,080 Speaker 1: other things. They get to focus on the sport more effectively. 427 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,000 Speaker 1: There's a lot of explanations. As a lot we might 428 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,840 Speaker 1: run differently, but it certainly is not that we don't 429 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 1: feel pain and our lungs need to be trained through 430 00:27:55,480 --> 00:28:00,359 Speaker 1: forced labor. Definitely not. We got slave lungs. We got good. 431 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,640 Speaker 1: So I'm glad you're bringing up the idea of slaves 432 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,760 Speaker 1: running away because in eighteen fifty one, this physician and 433 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: again all of these are doctors, All of these are 434 00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:14,639 Speaker 1: highly respected people in their fields. Right, This physician, Samuel Cartwright, 435 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: who was like very famous dude, releases this study that, 436 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,080 Speaker 1: among other things, claims that black people have a disease 437 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 1: of the mind called drape tonia, drape tomania, that's what 438 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: it is, drape tomania, which caused them to run away 439 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:35,440 Speaker 1: from their enslavers, insisting that enslaved people contracted this ailment 440 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 1: when they're enslavers treated them as equals, and the only 441 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,360 Speaker 1: way to get rid of it is whipping the devil 442 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 1: out of them. Hm. Wow, This is a medical doctor 443 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 1: in eighteen fifty one saying that slaves have a sickness 444 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,280 Speaker 1: that forces them to run away and the only way 445 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,200 Speaker 1: to fix it is to beat them until the devil 446 00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: leaves their bodies. Damn. Now romania drape tomania. Oh, at 447 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 1: first I thought you meant dracomania. That's when has got 448 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 1: a bunch of got a bunch of DraCos. Well, listen 449 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 1: to yeah, listen to me goes, Listen, I wish those 450 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,640 Speaker 1: slaves that Draco's back. Then this would have been a 451 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 1: different conversation, Yeah to son. But in America. So this 452 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,080 Speaker 1: is where it gets even more complicated. Right, is that Cartwright, 453 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 1: amongst you know, all the crazy things he said about 454 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 1: sort of like this mental disease, was also one of 455 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,400 Speaker 1: the first physicians, in order to prove that whole lung 456 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: capacity thing, to use something called a spiral meter as 457 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 1: a way of measuring respiratory illnesses, right, And in that 458 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,920 Speaker 1: measure of respiratory illnesses, he basically decided that black people 459 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: have twenty less capacity than white people when it comes 460 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:59,120 Speaker 1: to breathing. Now, in current society, we still use his 461 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,480 Speaker 1: spiral me eater as a measure of like the way 462 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 1: that we measure lung capacity. And even more so, there's 463 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 1: still functions in the software that function for race correction, 464 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 1: meaning that like there's a part of the algorithm that 465 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,280 Speaker 1: if you encounter a black person corrects itself presuming that 466 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:25,920 Speaker 1: our lung capacity is somehow less than our white counterparts. Today, 467 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 1: what I really changes the meaning of black lung, black lung. 468 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 1: It's a black coal. Mine got black lung. You got 469 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:43,440 Speaker 1: double black lungs, guys, man, can your lungs living in 470 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: double jeopardy? The saddest thing about that is what technology is, 471 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:58,040 Speaker 1: like you scan it. It's like nigger, Yeah, it's like right, 472 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,640 Speaker 1: this technology is basically being like I don't let him 473 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,160 Speaker 1: sit down, make him go through the back door. It's like, 474 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,440 Speaker 1: it's all problematic to think to your point earlier that 475 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,960 Speaker 1: like we pretend as if we made this progress, when 476 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,440 Speaker 1: in fact, the literal utensils and logic of people we've 477 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:24,080 Speaker 1: deemed crazy and irresponsible are still being treated regular today. 478 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,479 Speaker 1: So there's this book that gets published in eighteen fifty 479 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,560 Speaker 1: five by this dude, John Brown, who was a former slave. 480 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,280 Speaker 1: It's called a Slave Life in Georgia, narrative of the life, 481 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,400 Speaker 1: sufferings and escape of John Brown, a fugitive slave now 482 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,040 Speaker 1: in England, where it chronicles his journey John Brown as 483 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,600 Speaker 1: he basically is being experimented on by this doctor Thomas 484 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,680 Speaker 1: Hamilton's And one of the things that Dr Thomas Hamilton 485 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,040 Speaker 1: believes is that black people's skin is thicker than white 486 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,080 Speaker 1: people's skin. Right that it's literally like we got more 487 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,520 Speaker 1: layers of skin than they do, which is part of 488 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,080 Speaker 1: the argument for us not feeling pain the same way 489 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,080 Speaker 1: that they do. But one of the things he does 490 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,040 Speaker 1: to John Brown is over a nine month period, he 491 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 1: like brings John Brown in every day and and intentionally 492 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,120 Speaker 1: blisters his skin over and over again to see if 493 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,800 Speaker 1: every time he blisters it he can keep it from 494 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,400 Speaker 1: going down to the white meat. Like he just wants 495 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,800 Speaker 1: to prove that each blister only stays that at black 496 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,800 Speaker 1: meat all the way down. H He wants to see 497 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,000 Speaker 1: where black people are white. Well, he wants to see 498 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,920 Speaker 1: how far that meat goes down? You black? But how 499 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,200 Speaker 1: black are you? Does it keep going or is this 500 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,640 Speaker 1: just stopping at the surface. That's what all these hosts say. 501 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: See how far that meat goes down? Do comt how 502 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,360 Speaker 1: black are you? How far does that meat go down? 503 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 1: You're gonna find You're gonna find out, stupid. We gotta 504 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 1: make that the name of the episode. How far does 505 00:32:54,680 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 1: that meet go down? I love that that's a perfect name. 506 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,160 Speaker 1: I'm getting a note from Hans in two of first 507 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,720 Speaker 1: and second year medical students endorsed the belief that black 508 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: people's skin is thicker than white people's. So he's already 509 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,120 Speaker 1: jumping ahead to the larger point here that I think 510 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,480 Speaker 1: what we're seeing is a bunch of evidence that the 511 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: things that were treated as normal in the eighteen hundred 512 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 1: seventeen hundreds in relation to what is obviously like huge 513 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:38,040 Speaker 1: racial bias, is still being treated normally today. Right, that 514 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 1: like we didn't somehow get better in any of this ship, right, 515 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,560 Speaker 1: And it was justification for all the experiments that we're 516 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:49,160 Speaker 1: talking about earlier, which included this Tuskegee experiments and giving 517 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,920 Speaker 1: black men syphilis and all this stuff. And you know, yes, 518 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:59,680 Speaker 1: much differently, much different from today. Exactly get syphilis themselves, right, 519 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,400 Speaker 1: We earn it on our own. If I'm I'm a symphilist, 520 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 1: I want to earn it. I don't want it to 521 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 1: be given to me by some evil white doctor. Let 522 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: me go out and get syphilis from a kind, dirty 523 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 1: woman the way I deserve. Yeah, I'm gonna get syphilis 524 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,480 Speaker 1: from a goofy white woman who right after she asked 525 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:22,920 Speaker 1: me how far does that meet? Go, I think that's right. 526 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,759 Speaker 1: People mad at that statement, but it's like, how far 527 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,439 Speaker 1: did black people go for a black man to say 528 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,359 Speaker 1: he got syphilis from a white woman? Come on, this 529 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,400 Speaker 1: is progress, goofy bitch niggas. Niggas loved Kamala Harris, but 530 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,960 Speaker 1: they don't like a black man getting syphilis from a 531 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 1: white man. And that's the problem in this goddamn country. 532 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,400 Speaker 1: If I should say so myself, you know what I'm saying, 533 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,160 Speaker 1: and I think you should. I think everybody needs to 534 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:52,840 Speaker 1: hear your thoughts on syphilis and equality. Absolutely, it certainly 535 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,560 Speaker 1: is pushing us closer to our dream. Yeah, lest people 536 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,000 Speaker 1: should vote more black men should get syphilis from white woman. 537 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,759 Speaker 1: That's the only way that such is gonna see a change, 538 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,840 Speaker 1: the real correction in this We gotta just keep passing 539 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:13,080 Speaker 1: inter racial syphilis. That's the only way that should be 540 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,799 Speaker 1: the name that should be in parentheses. How far does 541 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:22,880 Speaker 1: this meat goes syphilis? Nope, you're not gonna turn this 542 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,839 Speaker 1: into some psychotic mind dream, Nope, this is We're gonna 543 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,400 Speaker 1: keep it as something very clear and very simple of 544 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:35,600 Speaker 1: interracial pairing. Wow, the self hate is clearly coming. I 545 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,319 Speaker 1: got work I've got work to do, just like the 546 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:43,439 Speaker 1: rest of us. So I think I'll bring up one 547 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,440 Speaker 1: more example of exactly what I mean. But so this dude, 548 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,759 Speaker 1: Jay Mary and Sims, who is basically considered like the 549 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:54,319 Speaker 1: father of modern gynecology. Right, he writes basically about this 550 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,319 Speaker 1: study he did from eighteen to eighteen forty nine where 551 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 1: he would cut the gin those a black women over 552 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,279 Speaker 1: and over again in an effort to perfect this surgical 553 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 1: technique to repair something called that's a co vaginal fistula. 554 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,319 Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor. I don't know how to say 555 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: these words. But the whole point is is that over 556 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,839 Speaker 1: and over again he basically took these slaves and cut 557 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,680 Speaker 1: their vaginas, trying to cira an issue with women's bladders 558 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:27,520 Speaker 1: and their vaginas. No, no, sir, cut it out exactly. 559 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,680 Speaker 1: But that man, that person is considered a father of 560 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,200 Speaker 1: the study that we still practice. Even though we know 561 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,799 Speaker 1: that what he was doing was wrong, we still celebrate 562 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,920 Speaker 1: him as like the conceiver of like these important types 563 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: of research. No, that man protect black women. Shout out 564 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:54,960 Speaker 1: to Henrietta Lacks. Read that book about Henrietta Lacks. Ourselves 565 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,359 Speaker 1: everywhere day in space, you know, what I'm saying that man, 566 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,200 Speaker 1: they all kinds of ship. Shout out to Henrietta lax 567 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,439 Speaker 1: wanted for real man, Henrietta Lax Man, whole family. Man, 568 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,880 Speaker 1: they need billions of dollars. Man, Shout out Henriette Alex. 569 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,200 Speaker 1: So I I want to bring up one final thing 570 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,399 Speaker 1: that I think is really important for us to talk 571 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,759 Speaker 1: about in this one. Actually was was something that I 572 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,399 Speaker 1: had never considered before, and certainly in relation to this 573 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,480 Speaker 1: conversation when everybody claims that black people somehow have this 574 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,840 Speaker 1: magical tendon that doesn't exist in white people. One of 575 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,279 Speaker 1: the things that scientists often point to in its absurdity 576 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,240 Speaker 1: is the fact that the only research they've ever really 577 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,840 Speaker 1: done to support this is based on professional athletes. So 578 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:49,120 Speaker 1: they're the silliness of suggesting that we could measure any 579 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,719 Speaker 1: human based off of the physical attributes of Lebron James 580 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:58,759 Speaker 1: is insane. That's not a regular human being, do you 581 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,399 Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's not it's not fair ever 582 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,399 Speaker 1: to like take somebody like Lebron or you know, all 583 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,000 Speaker 1: these basketball players and ship. They're also overcoming tremendous odds. 584 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,960 Speaker 1: It's not just that they're six eight, six nine, six 585 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,080 Speaker 1: ten is that they have to play at the highest 586 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,400 Speaker 1: level of every level, and in Lebron's case, have a 587 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:25,120 Speaker 1: single mom. Having a single mom and not having your 588 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,719 Speaker 1: dad around is the biggest indicator for being able to 589 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:33,239 Speaker 1: dunk on niggas and and people maybe thinking you have 590 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,560 Speaker 1: an extra legtendant or definitely having something wrong with you. Sure, 591 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,839 Speaker 1: even if he has an extra legtend and he has 592 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,320 Speaker 1: one less dad, and that should calculate into his performance. 593 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,720 Speaker 1: Absolutely they need to have, you know, missing a dad 594 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,320 Speaker 1: index instead of all these other indexes. That's the only 595 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,759 Speaker 1: thing that pushes you. That's the only thing that pushes you, 596 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,880 Speaker 1: you know. And that's one of the things that scientists 597 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,399 Speaker 1: say is that there are plenty of examples of people 598 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,959 Speaker 1: who make it to six eight, six nine who don't 599 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,239 Speaker 1: become professional athletes. Are certainly not to the scale of 600 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,320 Speaker 1: the Lebron James who basically fit his same physical profile. 601 00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,640 Speaker 1: So the suggestion that all black people somehow share this 602 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:16,520 Speaker 1: quality is absurd. And then they go a step further 603 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,799 Speaker 1: in this part really cracked it open for me is 604 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,640 Speaker 1: that they say that obviously of black people in America 605 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,719 Speaker 1: are sort of like a part of like the African 606 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,759 Speaker 1: slave trade, right, that like we are the product, if 607 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,399 Speaker 1: nothing else, of slaves being brought from Africa to America 608 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,360 Speaker 1: and then put into slavery. And that's part of the 609 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,440 Speaker 1: reason that they claimed that this tendon was able to 610 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,280 Speaker 1: grow or spawn or where it came from whatever, whatever. 611 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,280 Speaker 1: But what they never factor in is how many people 612 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:53,520 Speaker 1: are truly mixed in their genealogy, right that, how many 613 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:58,719 Speaker 1: of these slave owners raped and mixed with their slaves 614 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,560 Speaker 1: and and created lines of black people who are not 615 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,120 Speaker 1: in fact entirely black, but are very much a part 616 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:10,040 Speaker 1: of white history in a certain way, right right, they 617 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,120 Speaker 1: got they know, you'll realized, like the leg tending that 618 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,480 Speaker 1: they're saying black people have is being canceled out by 619 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,920 Speaker 1: some like slave on or some accountant back in the day, 620 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:26,440 Speaker 1: Like you got as much accountant genes as you do, 621 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,280 Speaker 1: like you know, and accounting genes cancel out the fucking 622 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,920 Speaker 1: leg tending genes exactly. So there's a real possibility that 623 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,880 Speaker 1: y'all are just skipping over the truth because you're jealous 624 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,319 Speaker 1: of the fact that like some niggs jump higher than you. 625 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,759 Speaker 1: And that's that. And something is also could write off 626 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,239 Speaker 1: the taxes better than you because they got them them 627 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,359 Speaker 1: white accountant genes. Yeah, I heard something interesting about like 628 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 1: light skinned people the other day or just just in 629 00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,640 Speaker 1: terms in New York Times. Oh that don't make it better, 630 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:06,040 Speaker 1: but go I mean yeah, I mean maybe niggas for Trump. 631 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:12,239 Speaker 1: Like I was saying, speaking to the mixed ness and 632 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:17,760 Speaker 1: the rape, you're talking about black people slaves. This woman 633 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,120 Speaker 1: was like, you know, I don't have light skin. I 634 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:25,520 Speaker 1: have rape colored skin. And it's like that. It was 635 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,239 Speaker 1: wild because just to be reminded and to be like, 636 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,240 Speaker 1: there's a reason for this, and then it was self 637 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,239 Speaker 1: segregated for other reasons, you know, sometimes even in your 638 00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,160 Speaker 1: own home. Because my brother's my brother's a light skin 639 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,479 Speaker 1: and um, you know we got the same mom, different dad. 640 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:49,719 Speaker 1: His dad's Dominican and my dad is Haitian. You know, 641 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:57,399 Speaker 1: growing up that get along fine. And man, growing up, 642 00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,440 Speaker 1: he had most of the room. M hmm, just like 643 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:06,040 Speaker 1: the island we called it Hispaniola. We're real nerds, and 644 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,080 Speaker 1: and every day somebody would come through and be like 645 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:12,120 Speaker 1: hurricane motherfucker and knock all your ship over. Yeah. People 646 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,800 Speaker 1: be like, man, did you hear what happened on Dominican Republic? 647 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,520 Speaker 1: And I'd be like, you mean that side of the room. 648 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,240 Speaker 1: I can't go on, and they're like, no the country. 649 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, get the funk out of here. I never 650 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,560 Speaker 1: heard of that ship. What is that? Uh So honestly, 651 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,799 Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's start to a break. We're gonna 652 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,560 Speaker 1: throw the one more break and then we'll be back 653 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,279 Speaker 1: with more Jordan's Temple and more of my Mama told me. 654 00:42:44,480 --> 00:43:02,440 Speaker 1: And we aren't that. Yeah, we're back here with more 655 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:07,719 Speaker 1: of my mom told me or Jordan's temple. We we 656 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,520 Speaker 1: are still talking about the possibility that all of these 657 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,360 Speaker 1: speculations about black people's physicality is mostly rooted in a 658 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,760 Speaker 1: type of jealousy that white people have had about things 659 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,120 Speaker 1: that they can and cannot do and uh probably try 660 00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,440 Speaker 1: to do but just weren't quite as good at m 661 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:29,239 Speaker 1: Just like everything else, they dusty, They dusty. That's the 662 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,480 Speaker 1: big takeaway is that white people are dusty, and uh 663 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,800 Speaker 1: they just need to get over it. Just be dusty 664 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,040 Speaker 1: and be honest about it. All right. So I want 665 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,319 Speaker 1: to play a game. This is a game that I 666 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,800 Speaker 1: thought of mostly in relation to this topic. We've spent 667 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,960 Speaker 1: this entire time talking about this secret tendon that black 668 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,200 Speaker 1: athletes are supposed to have that makes them jump higher, 669 00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,680 Speaker 1: run faster, all that stuff. What I think would be 670 00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,000 Speaker 1: a good time is us going down a list of 671 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,680 Speaker 1: famous white athletes and for us to speculate what kind 672 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,840 Speaker 1: of special attribut you think that they might have in 673 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,440 Speaker 1: their body that makes them so successful at what they 674 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:11,240 Speaker 1: do that makes sense? M hell yeah, Okay. The first 675 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,040 Speaker 1: athlete that I would love for us to discuss is 676 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:20,839 Speaker 1: Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning, famous quarterback football star, arguably one 677 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,000 Speaker 1: of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. What would you 678 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:29,120 Speaker 1: say makes Peyton Manning special physically? What secret muscle or 679 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,759 Speaker 1: tendon does Peyton Manning have cooking up in his big 680 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:39,200 Speaker 1: old body? Hmm, I don't know. Probably that his fucking face. Yeah, 681 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:45,520 Speaker 1: he got disarming, like ugly handsome. Oh, Like he's definitely 682 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:50,160 Speaker 1: not handsome, you know, he's disgusting, but he looks like 683 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,200 Speaker 1: he's like weirdly charming, like the nigga from the Goonies. 684 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,920 Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, he's like slow. I think you're nailing 685 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,240 Speaker 1: something because Peyton Manning's got all that extra head, right, 686 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,040 Speaker 1: and I think that some of that extra head is 687 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,760 Speaker 1: maybe encased with extra bone, if you will, that allows 688 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,439 Speaker 1: for him to take hits to the head better than 689 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:17,400 Speaker 1: the average black person who might be getting hit in 690 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,080 Speaker 1: the head in football, which makes him a more capable quarterback. Yeah, 691 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,200 Speaker 1: I think so too. I think if he was on 692 00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:27,440 Speaker 1: the field and he was a defensive tackle in instead 693 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,800 Speaker 1: of trying to line up and tackle him, you shot 694 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:34,279 Speaker 1: him in the head, he would just be like right, 695 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,239 Speaker 1: that bullets bouncing off and he didn't even lose concentration, na, 696 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,720 Speaker 1: not at all on that extra head. Okay, so Peyton 697 00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,279 Speaker 1: Manning's got extra head and we agree on that. Let's 698 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,560 Speaker 1: go to another athlete. Uh, let's do uh Sean White, 699 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,480 Speaker 1: you know Sean Wright. Uh, he's snowboarding fame. I think 700 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,160 Speaker 1: it must be like I'll go back to the face 701 00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:01,680 Speaker 1: the freckles, Like I think freckle also like disarm you. 702 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,239 Speaker 1: Like they must empower you too for niggas to think 703 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:09,080 Speaker 1: like you know that you're like a humble person, and 704 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,560 Speaker 1: like clearly he's not, Like he's just like, yeah, I'm 705 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,920 Speaker 1: just weak and attacked by the sun. And then he 706 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,200 Speaker 1: busts out a nine hundred. You know what I'm saying? 707 00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,279 Speaker 1: Like that, I think that Shaun White uses his freckles 708 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,959 Speaker 1: to put his competitors at a disadvantage. Right, the sun 709 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,440 Speaker 1: bounces off the freckles and forces his competitors to be 710 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,920 Speaker 1: blinded in the snow, and then he gets to go 711 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:36,640 Speaker 1: and do all his cool tricks uninterrupted, unblinded. They actually, 712 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:41,200 Speaker 1: absolutely they actually have strings connected to the ends of them, 713 00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,759 Speaker 1: and they just like pull him closer to the hair. 714 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,560 Speaker 1: Those freckles were watching. God, I get what you're saying. 715 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:53,440 Speaker 1: They connected. Okay, let's try a different person. Let's do uh, 716 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,879 Speaker 1: who's a Who's a fun one? If we're gonna keep 717 00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:00,279 Speaker 1: doing canceled people, let's do Lance arm Strong Lands arm Strong. 718 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,759 Speaker 1: What do you think gave him his special technique, his 719 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,480 Speaker 1: special powers as an athlete. I think it's probably his balls. 720 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,640 Speaker 1: I think his holds in his you know, like he 721 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,040 Speaker 1: survived the gesticular cancer. But it's not about that. It's 722 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,560 Speaker 1: how he can keep his nuts on the bike, you 723 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,040 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like a white man, you know, 724 00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:24,040 Speaker 1: populates the world with so much evil, and all the 725 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,880 Speaker 1: evil comes from the white man's bass, Right, the white 726 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,360 Speaker 1: man's balls are the most evil thing on the planet. 727 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,840 Speaker 1: And he got testicular cancer not just because cancer, but 728 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,960 Speaker 1: because he's an evil ast white man. And it didn't 729 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,319 Speaker 1: kill him like it doesn't kill most white men. I 730 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,080 Speaker 1: think that's the statistic because most evil comes from white 731 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:50,000 Speaker 1: man's bass, because the white people are evil, right, those 732 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:55,640 Speaker 1: technical no listen, brother, listen now. I feel like, as 733 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,440 Speaker 1: someone who came from a white man's bass, you're not 734 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:03,320 Speaker 1: understanding the evil that I've discussed it that lurks within. 735 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,880 Speaker 1: We have to pass, we have to pause, we have 736 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,120 Speaker 1: to pass the reel from the faith. And the fake 737 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,279 Speaker 1: is seeing that a white man winning a bicycle race. 738 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:18,000 Speaker 1: It's just an extension of his evil nut sack laying 739 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,440 Speaker 1: on a place for an extended period of time, naturally, 740 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,719 Speaker 1: because the evil is canceling out the pain from the 741 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,600 Speaker 1: black seat. Because what's more evil than a white man's bass, 742 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:35,480 Speaker 1: honestly nothing, Definitely not a bike seat. I mean, God 743 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:39,839 Speaker 1: bless him. People toesticulate cancer is a terrible thing. That's 744 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,280 Speaker 1: not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the evil 745 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,200 Speaker 1: of a white man's balls. Okay, a white man's nuts 746 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,279 Speaker 1: land on a bike seat for an extended period of 747 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,800 Speaker 1: time would give him the power to be the greatest 748 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,600 Speaker 1: cyclist ever. Because a white man has all these seeds 749 00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:01,800 Speaker 1: he spreads around the earth. Right, we call little white 750 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:06,560 Speaker 1: devils and there's not a sperm leaking out right. I 751 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:12,480 Speaker 1: feel like you don't even believe in track. No, I 752 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:16,800 Speaker 1: ain't on track. I'm on track, just like, what do 753 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,759 Speaker 1: you want to That was beautiful? That's cool, motherfuck. I 754 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:26,719 Speaker 1: think honestly, I think that that's a pretty clear finishing move. 755 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,600 Speaker 1: I think, by your suggestion, Lance Armstrong, losing that ball 756 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,480 Speaker 1: allows for him to fit more comfortably on the seat, 757 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,120 Speaker 1: and although he can't spread his evil the way that 758 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,719 Speaker 1: he was before, it does give him an advantage in 759 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,319 Speaker 1: a bike rate. God blocked it blocked his level, but 760 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,359 Speaker 1: empowered his biking. It was beautiful. I think we did 761 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,120 Speaker 1: it Jordan's I think we we nailed everything today. I 762 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,680 Speaker 1: think everything was covered. Could you tell the people where 763 00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,600 Speaker 1: they could find you? What cool ship you have going on? 764 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,719 Speaker 1: You can find me on hands busting it open, you know, 765 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,319 Speaker 1: out the pussy for a real nigger. If you want 766 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,120 Speaker 1: to find me on Hinge. I'm on Instagram, you know, 767 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:11,360 Speaker 1: spreading joy and love at Jordi ploy. I'm terrible at Twitter, 768 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,040 Speaker 1: but yeah I'm on Instagram and Hinge. God's a black woman. 769 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,120 Speaker 1: How far does that mean? Go down Jordan's temple? Everybody 770 00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,239 Speaker 1: one more time for him, And as always, you can 771 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:26,959 Speaker 1: follow me at lengthtin Herman on all of the platforms 772 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,120 Speaker 1: that you so choose. And if you have any drops 773 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,160 Speaker 1: that you would like to send us, artwork, ideas, conspiracy 774 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,640 Speaker 1: theories that you want to record on your phone and 775 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,520 Speaker 1: send my way that we could potentially play in an episode, 776 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:44,279 Speaker 1: please send those to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. 777 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,359 Speaker 1: And please like and subscribe to podcasts and say nice 778 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,879 Speaker 1: things or mean things. I don't know, I like them 779 00:50:49,880 --> 00:51:02,560 Speaker 1: all either way. This was fun by your mans. Uncle 780 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:08,880 Speaker 1: wil Beers were racist. They also players for folks in 781 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:14,279 Speaker 1: money versus do many turkey stuff. I can't tell me 782 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,840 Speaker 1: God b