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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand, and welcome back to the

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Speaker 1: game show that's taking America by storm, Stupid Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: John Wonkler, And today's question is a real doozy. Remember

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Speaker 1: we played the game Stupid Internet Questions at this time

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Speaker 1: every single day on The Jewil Show. I'm Don Winkler.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Today's stupid Internet it is. Yeah, ooh,

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Speaker 1: it's actually me Don Winkler. Although Don Winkler was a

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Speaker 1: great game Winkler's such a weird name, Don Wonkler. He

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Speaker 1: was a really good game show. Was a real guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, No it wasn't. I've never heard of that life.

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Speaker 1: Dan Winkler was, though dank Winkler was wink Ye Quinkler.

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Speaker 1: All right, So the stupidest Internet question for today this question.

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Speaker 1: See that's what Don Wonkler's friends calling. It's Don Wonkler.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex Fresh, thank you, Don Wonkler.

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Speaker 1: Here another round of stupid Internet question today. Stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: question that is taking the world by storm is this.

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Speaker 1: If animals could talk, which one would be the rudestler.

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Speaker 1: Let's discuss that's a good one. Animals could talk, which

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Speaker 1: one would be the rudest text in for one to

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Speaker 1: six one calls up eight to eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one six one Homo sapiens. Absolutely, that is a correct answer,

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Speaker 1: the most correct answer game. You just win knowing that

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Speaker 1: you got the correct answer. There animal cash prize. This

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Speaker 1: is a very low bunch of game showing, right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's just the truth. Definitely, humans, Homo sapiens are

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Speaker 1: the rudest animal. Other than that, what would be the

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Speaker 1: rudest animal if animals could talk, okay, for all animal

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Speaker 1: beside that, it would be mere cat cats? Mere cat

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, Holy crap, what are mere cats?

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Speaker 1: They're like big groundhogs kind of are they nild? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you ever see the Animal Planet show mere cat manner?

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Speaker 1: It was all about mere cats. I can't say I

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Speaker 1: think mere cats look rude because they look really judgy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They very long and slender, and they look like an

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Speaker 1: animal version of a Karen the next are very long,

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Speaker 1: their nose is kind of up in the air. They're

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Speaker 1: sniffing around, just like, what are you doing around my

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Speaker 1: neighborhood here? And it's stupid Internet questions and today's question

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Speaker 1: that everybody's weighing in on is if animals could talk,

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Speaker 1: which one would be the rootest? Calls up eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one to six one text and four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one so far. Alex thinks mercats. I agree,

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Speaker 1: Maraca Homo sapiens first, and then mircats. That's the correct

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Speaker 1: for me, hands down. An Ostrich all stric same birds.

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Speaker 1: Just they're they're hute. They're taller than all of us combine, right,

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Speaker 1: and then they have that bald neck and they look

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Speaker 1: so pretentious, and they they're gonna pick me to death.

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Speaker 1: They will. They are Have you seen an Ostrich like

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Speaker 1: on videos on YouTube and stuff. Yes, they can chase you.

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Speaker 1: They attack things all the time. They can run like

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Speaker 1: fifty miles per hour. Not nope, it's like kangaroos. Same

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Speaker 1: thing with kinggaroos hangar actually do kick you as well.

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Speaker 1: That's not I talk about kangaroo cooking people all the time. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I still am not as scared of kangaroos as I

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Speaker 1: am an Austrich. Kangaroos look like you're drunk, buddy, right,

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Speaker 1: Like he gets ham already hops around, he wants to

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Speaker 1: punch people. That's what kangaroos look like. They don't look rude. Necessarily,

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Speaker 1: they look like d bags, like they work out too much.

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Speaker 1: They they walk around with that rooster chest. No, well,

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Speaker 1: minds raccoons. Raccoons are evil. I've been in a battle

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Speaker 1: with a raccoon for about a month now. I hate raccoons. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're scare me. I mean they look scary. Well, they

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Speaker 1: have the face of a burglar. They do. People think

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Speaker 1: they're cute, like these cute little things, but they're cute.

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Speaker 1: They lumber down city streets. There should be nothing in

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Speaker 1: the city street other than somebody who's stumbling home from

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Speaker 1: somewhere that lumbers. They're huge. I've just never seen you

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Speaker 1: actually look scared. There used to be this raccoon that

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Speaker 1: tormented me all the time. Oh my god. So I

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Speaker 1: used to live it in the back of this house.

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Speaker 1: I rented a room from a guy, and I would

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Speaker 1: leave very early in the morning. I would have to

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Speaker 1: leave about three o'clock in the morning to go to work.

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Speaker 1: And the first night I was there, was walking down

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Speaker 1: this long pathway my offense. I opened it up right

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Speaker 1: across the street or raccoon crosses the street right and

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Speaker 1: I closed the gate because I'm like, screw that there's

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Speaker 1: a racoon. I'm gonna wait. He wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 1: get over the gate. Yeah, And I was like peeking

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Speaker 1: through the little slats in the gate to see where

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Speaker 1: the raccoon went right, because I'm not I'm not a sucker.

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Speaker 1: I need to see where he went. And he went

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Speaker 1: into the bush that was right by the opening of

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Speaker 1: where I had to open the gate. So imagine me.

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Speaker 1: I know that there's a raccoon and they're waiting to

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Speaker 1: attack me, and I have to go to work, and

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Speaker 1: that was my only way out. So I kicked open

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Speaker 1: the door and like jumped over how to go and

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Speaker 1: ran in my car because I knew he was in there.

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Speaker 1: And almost every single morning he would do the same thing. So, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: raccoons are rude and evil for sure. I texted H

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one, Well, how do you think

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Speaker 1: the rudous animals? Animals could talk? Call us up eight

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