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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. Jebils dirty little secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret? Remember text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a secret to tell us,

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Speaker 1: just text us let us know, and then we'll call

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Speaker 1: you up and we'll be like, hey, you can tell

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Speaker 1: us what your secret is. And remember you can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything. Because we keep everybody anonymous. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. So, um, what do you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us? Yeah? So I've been pulled over

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Speaker 1: a handful of times for speeding tickets. Oh naughty, naughty?

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Speaker 1: Is that your dirty little secret? That's I have no

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Speaker 1: speed speeding tickets. I have the beater. Yeah okay, so

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Speaker 1: just speeding tickets, not your dirty little secret. No, but

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Speaker 1: I've come up with a way to get out of

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Speaker 1: speeding tickets. Oh really, that's good information. We'll listen close, Jebil.

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Speaker 1: I don't need I get out of so many tickets.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. I get out of a lot of situations

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Speaker 1: because he's famous. Who I am? Yeah? I mean I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's all time, because you know, I haven't

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Speaker 1: been famous forever. It was born famous, well also made. Also,

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Speaker 1: the radio doesn't really do that much, you know, but

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Speaker 1: it does a little. I have gotten pulled over a

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Speaker 1: lot and gotten out of it. Um and usually what

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Speaker 1: I've noticed my way to get out of tickets, and

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Speaker 1: I've gotten out of a lot of tickets. Being super

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Speaker 1: honest shocks the cops usually with me, like I'll just

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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I know it's being ma. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I've tried. It doesn't work. Really, It's always worked for

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Speaker 1: me because their faces like they were waiting for an excuse.

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Speaker 1: Usually they're like, huh, I'm sorry, Uh, Kanye's unused redication expired?

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Speaker 1: Why what? How do you get out of a speeding ticket? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's your about? You to bring it back? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: U Basically I just lay it on them that I

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Speaker 1: have to go to the path bathroom really bad, that

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Speaker 1: I have to poop, that I have really that bad diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: Oh I think it's from a bathroom, and that he

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Speaker 1: cannot keep me here I know longer. That's worked every time.

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Speaker 1: Every time, that's funny to talk to me about, like

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Speaker 1: why are you speeding? And I'm like, I gotta go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom, Like I'm so sorry. Can we keep

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Speaker 1: this somewhere else? Wow? What do the cups say? I mean,

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Speaker 1: they usually looked at me like is she joking? But

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Speaker 1: then I keep going and then they're like, oh crap,

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Speaker 1: like okay, I'm sorry, like go ahead, like just don't speed.

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Speaker 1: Then there's been a few that, like I've had to

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Speaker 1: play it up completely and it took them a lot

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Speaker 1: longer to be like okay, what you just keep going?

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Speaker 1: How did you play it up? Just like a lot

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Speaker 1: of anti movements like kind of shaking my leg, jumping

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Speaker 1: up and down. I feel like, not to be sexist,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like that is a thing that would

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Speaker 1: not work as well for dudes, Like I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's something where for your cup, like oh, she's gotta

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Speaker 1: you know. But if a guy did it, like yeah, yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: you know it as I heard that before, or they'd

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Speaker 1: be like whatever, just go. You know how long it

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Speaker 1: takes you guys to poop it doesn't know. That's meant

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Speaker 1: that couldn't get you out of any speed ticket because

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Speaker 1: all cops well no, not no, are all guys. But

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Speaker 1: if it's a guy, then you can like, yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: it takes us sixteen minutes to get one of them out,

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Speaker 1: unless it's irea though, because that will come quick. But

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Speaker 1: still I don't think they'd believe it. No, I think that.

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Speaker 1: I think that I think it's more likely to work

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Speaker 1: for a woman. But thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: tip on how to get out of a ticket kind

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Speaker 1: of wests medication. I'm gonna try next time. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you should please pull it back to us. Alex and

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Speaker 1: I are Mary. By the way, you didn't know. That's

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Speaker 1: why I say that, because in case people just tune

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Speaker 1: and I have to tell that if they've already knew that,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening long enough to know that. Um, you

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Speaker 1: should drive everywhere from now on and try to get

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Speaker 1: pulled over, because I want to be in the car

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Speaker 1: when that happens. The way you do that, I want

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Speaker 1: to see you try to fake that you have to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom really bad to get out of

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Speaker 1: a ticket. Jebel speeds everywhere we go, and he never

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Speaker 1: gets pulled over with me, at least, I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I don't get pulled over that much. Why right, I'm

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Speaker 1: getting pulled over today? Yes, now that we said that,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting pulled over today. It I mean I like

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Speaker 1: going fast and getting places quick, so I don't mind it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, how do you not get pulled over

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Speaker 1: like Ricky will be over there. Okay, I want to

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Speaker 1: go fast show on demand