Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. He is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: every Tuesday. We're gonna deal with immigration, legal and illegal
Speaker 1: this hour. That's always a fun, spicy topic. Talk about
Speaker 1: these social media commies sucking up to a style, gonna
Speaker 1: turn through some emails. But I was not gone. I
Speaker 1: was not gone. Well i'm a little jet laged. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to deal with me. I was gone yesterday.
Speaker 1: I was not here. You see, Chris, what that was.
Speaker 1: When you're super super smart, you combine the two gone
Speaker 1: and not here, it comes out as not gone. I
Speaker 1: was testing you more than anything else, seeing if you
Speaker 1: could do that. I was not here yesterday, but I'm
Speaker 1: here today, and I wanted to do a Medal of
Speaker 1: honor because I didn't get to do Medal of honor
Speaker 1: Monday because stupid Paris's airport sucks. So we're gonna take
Speaker 1: a few minutes and we're gonna honor an American legend.
Speaker 1: And as always, if you have Medal of Honor citations
Speaker 1: you love, email us let us know. There's a long backlog.
Speaker 1: Just giving you a heads up. There's a long batlog,
Speaker 1: but email us we'll do them at some point in time.
Speaker 1: It is important to learn about these men, to remember
Speaker 1: them and their deeds. If I had to point out
Speaker 1: one part of my trip that sickens me, I did
Speaker 1: not know there was a cemetery honoring our troops outside
Speaker 1: of Florence, Italy. I found out about it our last
Speaker 1: day there. I raced down there. I got there at
Speaker 1: five twelve, at five o'clock, and it looked beautiful, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to take my boys there and pay our respects.
Speaker 1: That is the kind of thing that is important. Remember
Speaker 1: the men, remember their names, honor them, remember their deeds.
Speaker 1: Give your children, give the next generation someone to look
Speaker 1: up to. Then we got this email Jesse on an
Speaker 1: upcoming medal of honor show. May I recommend the story
Speaker 1: of Technician fourth grade Laverne Perish. What a great name
Speaker 1: of a medical detachment of the one hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: first Infantry. He was the company medic for my father's company.
Speaker 1: In January nineteen forty five in the Philippines near bin Alonean,
Speaker 1: my father's company was pinned down my machine gun fire.
Speaker 1: Many men were wounded. Perish crossed and recrossed the field
Speaker 1: of fire. Many times, eventually saving thirty seven wounded men
Speaker 1: before being mortally wounded. He was awarded the Congressional Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor on my father's recommendation. Gosh, that's freaking cool.
Speaker 1: Parish was a country boy from I Believe, Montana who
Speaker 1: was opposed to the war in violence, but volunteered as
Speaker 1: a medic to serve his country. His story is briefly
Speaker 1: recounted in the History of the twenty fifth Infantry Division,
Speaker 1: printed shortly after the war. Thank you for your consideration
Speaker 1: and without further ado, let us honor this gentleman.
Speaker 2: Huh hey, honoring those who went above and beyond. It's
Speaker 2: Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 1: He was a medical aid man with the with Company
Speaker 1: C during the fighting in bit Alone and Luzon, Philippine Islands.
Speaker 1: On the eighteenth, he observed two wounded men under enemy
Speaker 1: fire and immediately went to their rescue. After moving one
Speaker 1: to cover, he crossed twenty five yards of open ground
Speaker 1: to administer aid to the second. And the early hours
Speaker 1: of the twenty fourth, his company, crossing an open field
Speaker 1: their sand, Manuel encountered intense enemy fire and was ordered
Speaker 1: to withdraw to the cover of a ditch. While treating casualties,
Speaker 1: Technician Parish observed two wounded still in the field without hesitation.
Speaker 1: He left the ditch, crawled forward under enemy fire, and
Speaker 1: in two successive trips, brought both men to safety. He
Speaker 1: next administered aid to twelve casualties in the same field,
Speaker 1: crossing and recrossing the open area raked by hostile fire,
Speaker 1: making successive trips. He then brought three wounded to cover.
Speaker 1: After treating nearly all of the thirty seven casualties suffered
Speaker 1: by his company, he was mortally wounded by mortar fire
Speaker 1: and shortly after was killed. The indomitable spirit, intrepidity, and
Speaker 1: gallantry of Technician Parish Parish saved many lives at the
Speaker 1: cost of his own. And I think that gentleman is
Speaker 1: more than earned taps. Don't you? Pretty amazing stuff right?
Speaker 1: And that actually brought me to this email I got, Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I'm watching the Medal of Honor presentations on January third.
Speaker 1: I know you say it takes a lot of research
Speaker 1: and testimonials about each events, but I was wondering if
Speaker 1: you know why it took fifty to seventy years to
Speaker 1: award these medals? Are there limits to how many the
Speaker 1: President can award each year. Is there really so much
Speaker 1: red tape in the way of awarding these medals? What
Speaker 1: a shame that the recipients who did survive the events
Speaker 1: didn't live to receive it, or the kin who accepted
Speaker 1: the award on behalf of him almost didn't live long enough,
Speaker 1: having to wait on the bureaucracy for so long. It's
Speaker 1: just sad how difficult it is to honor our bravest heroes.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your service to and your insight. Okay,
Speaker 1: so first know you know how so uh indelicate I
Speaker 1: can be. So there's no way I can say this
Speaker 1: in the right way. Okay. We read these Medal of
Speaker 1: honor citations to remember the men and honor the men
Speaker 1: and honor their deeds. Yes, but in a way, at
Speaker 1: least for me. Maybe it's not this way for you,
Speaker 1: But at least for me, this is a way to
Speaker 1: honor more than just the man we're reading about. It's
Speaker 1: a way to honor all of them, all of the
Speaker 1: men who do who did things superhumanly brave, who went
Speaker 1: above and beyond. Because I'm gonna tell you something, Virtually
Speaker 1: every Medal of honor citation I've ever read I read
Speaker 1: it and said to myself, Wow, that guy deserved it.
Speaker 1: But a tiny fraction if we if we're gonna, if
Speaker 1: we're gonna grade it, and I guess I kind of do.
Speaker 1: If we're gonna grave grade it on a brave rescale
Speaker 1: where you have to tip the scales if it's a
Speaker 1: zero to one hundred scale, and you have to tip
Speaker 1: the scales at ninety ninety five plus to get yourself
Speaker 1: a Medal of honor. A fraction of the guys who
Speaker 1: hit that ninety ninety five plus actually end up getting
Speaker 1: the Medal of honor for a long list of reasons,
Speaker 1: some of them good or I shouldn't say good, some
Speaker 1: of them understandable, some of them not understandable. When you
Speaker 1: go through and we've done this before, especially on Memorial Day.
Speaker 1: I know this last Memorial Day. If I remember right,
Speaker 1: we did this. I think we did Silver Stars, if
Speaker 1: I remember right, Silver Stars and Navy Crosses. Go back
Speaker 1: and listen to that episode. I'm not pitching the podcast,
Speaker 1: but go back and listen to that episode. It's on iHeart,
Speaker 1: Spotify iTunes. Go listen to it. We did it because
Speaker 1: you read those and they all read like Medal of
Speaker 1: honor citations. So who sat down and said, well, this
Speaker 1: guy's brave, but not brave enough. People make that decision.
Speaker 1: And I realize someone has to make that decision because
Speaker 1: everyone can't get a battle of honor. But okay, let
Speaker 1: me put it to you this way. Let's say I'm
Speaker 1: on the battlefield and Jewish producer Chris is with me
Speaker 1: in the fighting hole. He runs out to charge a
Speaker 1: machine gun nest and pow, he gets shot, but he's
Speaker 1: not dead, gets shot in the guts. I I leap
Speaker 1: out of that hole to go save Chris, which I
Speaker 1: would never do. I just let him die. But I
Speaker 1: leap out of that hole to go save Chris. And
Speaker 1: as I'm standing up, its second I stand up, I
Speaker 1: take a bullet right in the forehead and I go down,
Speaker 1: dead gone. Now am I less brave than than any
Speaker 1: one of these guys who charged a machine gun nest is.
Speaker 1: And let's say Chris dies out there, and maybe this
Speaker 1: is at night and no one sees what Chris did.
Speaker 1: Is he less brave than any one of these guys? No,
Speaker 1: those are all ninety ninety fives on the scale. And
Speaker 1: again I need to clarify. We all know Chris is
Speaker 1: not charging anything, and I promise I would not go
Speaker 1: save him. It was just an example. If that happened,
Speaker 1: that's just as brave. That's one part of it. So
Speaker 1: part of the reason it takes so long sometimes is
Speaker 1: family members, people who know them have to petition and
Speaker 1: petition and petition. You're writing letters to your congressmanith it
Speaker 1: takes a long, long, long time's. I know that's a
Speaker 1: bad way to explain it, but that's a big reason
Speaker 1: why it takes so long sometimes. Sometimes if you want one,
Speaker 1: you gotta have somebody lobbying for one. All right, let's
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Speaker 2: This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember
Speaker 1: if you missed any part of the show, you get
Speaker 1: download the whole thing on iard Spotify, iTunes. So you
Speaker 1: get what you pay for. Everybody's heard that say you
Speaker 1: get what you paid for. And I have this thing
Speaker 1: about me where I know that's true, yet I go
Speaker 1: full blown Chris all the time and I try to
Speaker 1: save money and then I hate myself for it. I'll
Speaker 1: tell my sons, you get what you pay for, You
Speaker 1: get what you pay for, and then I'll buy something cheap.
Speaker 1: Then I'll be mad at myself when it breaks right away,
Speaker 1: and then I'll go spend them money I didn't want
Speaker 1: to spend the first time. I do it all the time,
Speaker 1: I do it all. I just did it recently. With earphones.
Speaker 1: I bought the cheap O's because I looked at the
Speaker 1: nice pair and I said, what two hundred dollars for earphones.
Speaker 1: I'm never paying anything like that. That's because I needed new,
Speaker 1: nice earphones. So I found some that were on sale
Speaker 1: for forty nine dollars and they said they said they
Speaker 1: were just as good as the other ones. But it
Speaker 1: turns out that was just advertising and they weren't very good.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, you get where I'm at. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you went on a little secret before we
Speaker 1: talk about immigration. There is one thing you should not
Speaker 1: spend the money on luggage. Luggage. We we always had
Speaker 1: crappy luggage. Honestly, for AB and I have been married
Speaker 1: what eighteen nineteen years something like that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wasn't really paying attention, but we each carried throughout
Speaker 1: our life the luggage we brought into the marriage, which
Speaker 1: had one big bag and one kind of small carry
Speaker 1: on begging. Do you know what it's like? You mix
Speaker 1: and match. We were not worried about well. Finally the
Speaker 1: wheels were starting to go a little caddy wampus, and
Speaker 1: things are going bad on the luggage, and we decided, hey,
Speaker 1: you get what you paid for. Let's go out and
Speaker 1: get a set of good luggage. That way it'll last
Speaker 1: us very first trip with the good luggage, it's it broke.
Speaker 1: And it didn't break in just a weird way or
Speaker 1: in a normal way. It broke. The latches didn't open.
Speaker 1: I had to get a hammer to open up the luggage.
Speaker 1: So listen to me. I went home, I went online.
Speaker 1: I found a coupon gosh, I sound like Chris, and
Speaker 1: I spent sixty eight dollars for one of the big bags.
Speaker 1: And I got a big bag, and it has lasted
Speaker 1: me another three years. It's a complete piece of crap.
Speaker 1: Zip up. You wouldn't look at it twice. Don't ever
Speaker 1: spend money on luggage, A complete ripoff. Now that I
Speaker 1: got that off my chest, let's talk about something else
Speaker 1: I need to get off my chest. Immigration. I missed
Speaker 1: this debate. I got a million emails about it, So
Speaker 1: I'm not going to spend a long time on it
Speaker 1: at stale. It's gone. But Vivek and Elon Musk put
Speaker 1: out a bunch of statements out there about how we
Speaker 1: need H one B visa. We need all these guys
Speaker 1: from India. You should know about seventy five eighty percent
Speaker 1: of the H one B visa guys they're from They're Indians,
Speaker 1: They're from India. So we have to have all these guys.
Speaker 1: We have to have all these guys. And this prompted
Speaker 1: all kinds of debate. All of a sudden, you're even
Speaker 1: seeing things like this on sixty minutes. What did they
Speaker 1: say to you?
Speaker 4: Well, sorry to inform you that as of February twenty eight,
Speaker 4: you'll no longer have a job. We're going to out
Speaker 4: social position to discompany in India.
Speaker 5: To a company in India.
Speaker 6: Sir Harrison was told he could stay on the job,
Speaker 6: get paid for four more months, and get a bonus
Speaker 6: if he trained his replacement.
Speaker 4: Now I'm being told that I am not only going
Speaker 4: to lose my job, but I also have to train
Speaker 4: these people to take my job.
Speaker 5: Are you angry?
Speaker 3: Pissed?
Speaker 4: That exceed is angry. I'm really not a valiant guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay. The only thing I'll say is when it
Speaker 1: comes to immigration, legal immigration, it's in no way, in
Speaker 1: no way better than illegal immigration if the politicians of
Speaker 1: the country allow it to supplant and replace American workers.
Speaker 1: Immigration doesn't suddenly become wonderful because some corrupt CEO or
Speaker 1: corrupt politician decides he wants to put a stamp on
Speaker 1: it and make it legal. Nations nations exist for their people. Canada,
Speaker 1: their government should worry about Canadians first. Mexico their government
Speaker 1: should worry about Mexicans first. France should be for the French,
Speaker 1: and America should be for Americans first. This is in
Speaker 1: no way a radical concept, and I don't give a
Speaker 1: crap who on our side tries to talk their way
Speaker 1: out of it. Well that no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no no. Companies in this country have for years
Speaker 1: abused this system and had Americans fired so they could
Speaker 1: pay some Indian fifty cents on the dollar to come
Speaker 1: over here and do the same job. In Oftentimes this
Speaker 1: is not a one off. Oftentimes the American citizen has
Speaker 1: to train the guy who's about to replace him in
Speaker 1: the job. It is wrong, dead wrong. I don't care
Speaker 1: who says otherwise. It's ridiculous. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: you agree with what I just said. I I don't
Speaker 1: know that you're gonna like how the next four years
Speaker 1: are gonna shake out. I believe that Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: going to do great things when it comes to illegal immigration.
Speaker 1: I really do. He did secure the border last time,
Speaker 1: even during even during all the other nonsense that went on,
Speaker 1: he managed to secure the border. I believe we will
Speaker 1: get some significant deportations. And actually I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: about Tom Holman and that here in just a moment.
Speaker 1: If you're holding out for a significant decrease in legal immigration,
Speaker 1: I think you're going to be disappointed. I'll explain why
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Speaker 1: So when it comes to immigration, illegal immigration, I think
Speaker 1: Trump's going to do very very well on I'm very
Speaker 1: very hopeful. You should put a spell on your face.
Speaker 1: It's going to be way better than the garbage we've
Speaker 1: been dealing with. But when it comes to legal immigration,
Speaker 1: if you're banking on that, ramping down on controls, being
Speaker 1: put on that. I think you should prepare to be disappointed.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk loves legal immigration. He does. Trump himself has
Speaker 1: recently come out and said, we need a lot more
Speaker 1: people here talking about legal immigration. As far as Trump goes,
Speaker 1: this is going to sound like a defense of what
Speaker 1: he said, it's really not. It's just simply a reality
Speaker 1: of it. Trump as president, as a politician, to be honest,
Speaker 1: is going to try to balance what his base wants,
Speaker 1: what the people want, with what his large financial benefactors
Speaker 1: want to He just is he's going to have in
Speaker 1: his administration and already has, just like he did last time.
Speaker 1: There are going to be a bunch of very powerful people,
Speaker 1: powerful rich businessmen coming into his administration. That's just the
Speaker 1: way it's always going to be. Every president's going to
Speaker 1: have that. And in this country, sadly, the powerful business
Speaker 1: interests of this country have baked it into the cake
Speaker 1: that the American worker is simply too expensive and too
Speaker 1: much trouble. They just have the mass importation of foreign labor.
Speaker 1: That's how business is done now in America, and a
Speaker 1: lot of it. Look, we can go back and forth
Speaker 1: on this all day long. There are some parts of
Speaker 1: it that are understandable. American America's education system, it's not
Speaker 1: putting out what it used to put out. At the
Speaker 1: same time, there are tons of outstanding American workers looking
Speaker 1: for work out there. But between the DEI policies that
Speaker 1: flat out the company's brag about not hiring white people,
Speaker 1: you realize that's what that is. When the company comes
Speaker 1: out and says we had we had fifty new positions
Speaker 1: and we filled every single one of them with a
Speaker 1: woman or a gay or a minority, all that is,
Speaker 1: whatever you think about all that, all that is is
Speaker 1: saying we had fifty positions and we didn't hire any whites.
Speaker 1: It's them bragging about that stuff. That stuff is happening.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're experiencing it yourself. I know I am in
Speaker 1: my life with my friends whose kids have graduated from
Speaker 1: college recently. Ones they can't get a return phone call.
Speaker 1: And I'm talking I'm not talking about guys who majored
Speaker 1: in basket weaving engineering, super good degrees can't get return
Speaker 1: phone calls. Companies, between DEI and between cheap foreign labor,
Speaker 1: they've they've left the American worker behind. And it's wrong
Speaker 1: and I hate it. And Trump is going to try
Speaker 1: to balance your desires with the desires of the business
Speaker 1: world of this country. And when it comes to illegal immigration,
Speaker 1: I believe he's going to impress you. And when it
Speaker 1: comes to legal immigration, I think I think you should
Speaker 1: temper your expectations. Jesse, Why is Tom Holmans still doing
Speaker 1: interviews with the communist networks? Why is anyone on the
Speaker 1: white watching, reading, or even considering anything they say. Tom
Speaker 1: Holman's been on a NonStop press tour doing this kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. Well you've seen it.
Speaker 2: Well when you've been doing in the briefing is list
Speaker 2: of deporties.
Speaker 5: We'll do what the current administration isn't doing environ. We're
Speaker 5: going to be transparent with American people. You know, we've
Speaker 5: said President Trump has said we're going to concentrate out
Speaker 5: of the gate on public safety threats and that security threats.
Speaker 5: So we want to tell the American people exactly what
Speaker 5: we're doing, who we're arresting, and how we're going about this.
Speaker 5: Not a lot of people are claiming, you know, this
Speaker 5: mass deportation is going to be inhumane and this racist.
Speaker 5: We're going to show the American people we know how
Speaker 5: to do this, and we're going to do it the
Speaker 5: right way. So we're gonna be very transparent, letting American
Speaker 5: people know exactly what we're doing every week.
Speaker 1: Okay, I support it now. I don't support everything he
Speaker 1: just said. You already know. I've explained my reasons for that.
Speaker 1: I don't explain that we're going to do it the
Speaker 1: right way. We're just getting the criminals first. I think
Speaker 1: that's negotiating against yourself, that's giving it away. That's not
Speaker 1: how we should be doing well. I mean, obviously you'd
Speaker 1: want the national security threats gone first, but you don't
Speaker 1: lead with that. Everyone's gone, and that's your message, every
Speaker 1: single one who's here illegally gone, period, and the story
Speaker 1: no matter what, that should be your anyway, I support
Speaker 1: doing the public speeches, going on. The news network's doing
Speaker 1: all that because once the deportations begin, and they are
Speaker 1: going to begin, I have enough people in the Trump
Speaker 1: camp to know he is dead freaking serious about this.
Speaker 1: Mass deportations are going to come, some of them. The
Speaker 1: public outcry can only be tamped down if they are
Speaker 1: public about what they're doing. Because the news media is
Speaker 1: going to be full court press. The news media and
Speaker 1: the Democrats going to be full court press. To try
Speaker 1: to talk people into wanting this stuff to stop. They're
Speaker 1: gonna try to appeal to your values, appeal to your
Speaker 1: good nature, and they're gonna, well look at that, oh
Speaker 1: and look at she's crying. Oh my gosh, my Maria.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be endless. You have to get out there
Speaker 1: encounter that where eventually the public is going to turn
Speaker 1: against you. Let's do some.
Speaker 3: Voice and you were Jesse Pelice coop Leanyo's to Mafella
Speaker 3: ab blah brother. Question. Now that you've got these rats
Speaker 3: taken care of, what are you going to make out
Speaker 3: of their pelts for Ob? I know it might be
Speaker 3: a little early for this Christmas, but uh maybe a
Speaker 3: birthday gift. Bob. If you're listening, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be so upset with you if she hears that.
Speaker 1: And last night, remember I told you I was in
Speaker 1: the same clothes for three days. So we finally got
Speaker 1: home last night and as you can imagine, I walk in,
Speaker 1: I drop my bag and I go turn on the shower.
Speaker 1: I just feel like a dirt ball. I turn on
Speaker 1: the shower, I turn around in the bathroom and there's
Speaker 1: a little garter snake on the bathroom floor, curled up
Speaker 1: on the bathroom floor. Right, It's just a little garter snake.
Speaker 1: It's to play with them all the time. And I
Speaker 1: was kids, no big deal. But I know ob is
Speaker 1: going back and forth in and out, and I walk
Speaker 1: out and I tell h I don't know what I
Speaker 1: was thinking. I guess it's personally my fault. I tell her, Princess,
Speaker 1: don't come into the bathroom. Why what's going on? Baby,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, don't come into the bathroom. Just give
Speaker 1: me a minute, because I'm just gonna grab in and
Speaker 1: put him outside. Just give me a minute. You can't
Speaker 1: say that. Now I have to know what is it?
Speaker 1: Is it a water think?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: Princess? Just trust me, do not come into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: But now I have to see so and she's walking
Speaker 1: towards the bathroom. I'm not dealing with it. So I
Speaker 1: just I passed her in the hallway. I just walked
Speaker 1: right back out in the bathroom and I waited in
Speaker 1: the living room for it. Oh. I'm kicking myself right now,
Speaker 1: absolutely kicking myself that I did not think to pull
Speaker 1: out my phone and record it. Because she walks into
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I could have done a countdown three
Speaker 1: two one is it poisons? And all his other stuff.
Speaker 1: And of course James, my oldest, he's my uh, he's
Speaker 1: my he he just loves animals and lizards and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. He hears her screaming, he comes out and
Speaker 1: say what's wrong, and she's like, there's a snake in
Speaker 1: the bathroom and James is all sweets and he runs
Speaker 1: in there, and James runs in and crafts it. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: I was freaking crying. I was laughing so hard. And
Speaker 1: she didn't think that was as funny as I did.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you it was perfect. And you
Speaker 1: know who wasn't any help at all? Fret. You would
Speaker 1: think if the owner he walks into the bathroom and
Speaker 1: screams that, Fred would look, even if he doesn't run
Speaker 1: in there, maybe get up, maybe even lift your head
Speaker 1: up to check. No, no, here's start. So you just
Speaker 1: lay there on the floor. I don't even know why
Speaker 1: we give him rough grades? Why? Why did we do this? Why?
Speaker 1: And you know what else is embarrassing The whole time
Speaker 1: we're on vacation, the whole time I have to hear this,
Speaker 1: and maybe I said it once or twice myself. Oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder what Fred's doing. I hope Fred's okay. I
Speaker 1: wonder how Fred's doing. We go on a nice vacation
Speaker 1: and sit and worry about the big fluffy idiot dog
Speaker 1: the whole time. It's pathetic. I'm embarrassed with myself, I'm
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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show,
Speaker 1: reminding you. You can email the show Jesse at jesse
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Speaker 3: Another Republican idiot.
Speaker 1: That's one of the lovely voicemails we got. Okay, so
Speaker 1: let's just do these social media giants Jeff Bezos, Tim
Speaker 1: Cook announced he's giving a million dollars to Trump's inauguration,
Speaker 1: and today Mark Zuckerberg, the guy owns Facebook, came out
Speaker 1: and said a bunch of things. But before I played
Speaker 1: the Mark Zuckerberg stuff, I just I'm gonna ask you
Speaker 1: what is real genuine repentance? What is it? Is it? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Hey? Sorry? Is that genuine repentance?
Speaker 1: Or is it feeling real contrition for what you did
Speaker 1: and real commitment to never do it again? Even if
Speaker 1: you end up doing it again, you really don't ever
Speaker 1: want to do it again. That's what real genuine repentance is.
Speaker 1: And once you get that, then you can reconcile. That's
Speaker 1: the difference, you see, That's the difference if if let's say, hypothetically,
Speaker 1: I got home last night and I wiped out an
Speaker 1: entire bag of Dorito's hypothetically and the wife sees it
Speaker 1: this morning. She sees the empty bag and the tr
Speaker 1: and she said, a whole bag of doritos Jess And
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, sorry, Is that repentance? Does that count?
Speaker 1: Am I never gonna do that again? Do I even
Speaker 1: feel bad about that? No? No, I do not. That's
Speaker 1: not repentance. Right now, the people who have been funding
Speaker 1: the destruction of this country are all prostrating themselves in
Speaker 1: front of us and acting as if they're on our side,
Speaker 1: and in fact, they're even name dropping and saying all
Speaker 1: kinds of things they think we want to.
Speaker 7: Finally, we're gonna work with President Trump.
Speaker 1: This is Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 7: Finally we're going to work with President Trump to push
Speaker 7: back on governments around the world. They're going after American
Speaker 7: companies and pushing to censor more. The US has the
Speaker 7: strongest constitutional protections for free expression in the world. Europe
Speaker 7: has an ever increasing number of laws institutionalizing sense.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just gonna pause there before he transitions to Europe.
Speaker 1: He's gonna join with Trump and fight this world censorship. Huh.
Speaker 1: That is funny because we now know, not allegedly, we
Speaker 1: know that Facebook coordinated extensively with the Biden administration to
Speaker 1: silence you. We know this, I personally have been silenced
Speaker 1: the show. Content has been silenced off there a million times.
Speaker 1: I know what happened, probably happened to you if you
Speaker 1: question the efficacy of the fake vaccine, censored masking, censored Facebook,
Speaker 1: by Zuckerberg's own admission, worked with the FBI to censor
Speaker 1: the Hunter Biden laptop scory story. But now now that
Speaker 1: Trump won the election and there's a big pushback against
Speaker 1: all these commies, now the gonna he's joining with Trump
Speaker 1: and we're gonna fight this censorship around the world. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, he uh he did try to address Facebook censorship. Now,
Speaker 1: let me ask you what you hear right here is
Speaker 1: this repentance, and.
Speaker 7: We've reached a point where it's just too many mistakes
Speaker 7: in too much censorship. The recent elections also feel like
Speaker 7: a cultural tipping point towards once again prioritizing speech. So
Speaker 7: we're gonna get back to our roots and focus on
Speaker 7: reducing mistakes, simplifying our policies, and restoring free expression on
Speaker 7: our platforms. More specifically, here's what we're gonna do. First,
Speaker 7: We're gonna get rid of fact checkers.
Speaker 1: And replace mistakes. Heyb those do ritos? Those are some mistakes.
Speaker 1: Is that repentance? Is that? And again I'm gonna remind
Speaker 1: you that this is the guy, this is the guy
Speaker 1: who now is gonna join with Trump and fight those
Speaker 1: dirty European comedies on your behalf.
Speaker 6: How do you guys handle things when they're a big
Speaker 6: news item that's controversial, Like there was a lot of
Speaker 6: attention on Twitter during the election because of the Hunter
Speaker 6: Biden laptop story, the two. Yeah, so you guys censored
Speaker 6: that as well.
Speaker 8: So we took a different path than Twitter. I mean
Speaker 8: basically the background here is the FBI, I think basically
Speaker 8: came to us some folks on our team. It was like, hey,
Speaker 8: just so you know, like you should be on high alert.
Speaker 8: There was we we thought that there was a lot
Speaker 8: of Russian propaganda in the twenty sixteen election. We have
Speaker 8: it on notice that basically there's about to be some
Speaker 8: kind of dump of that's similar to that, So just
Speaker 8: be vigilant. So our protocol is different from Twitter's. What
Speaker 8: Twitter did is they said you can't show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it, I got I got it. And
Speaker 1: speaking of which, so who was doing the censoring mark
Speaker 1: when you were censoring all this information when it was
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden's laptop, when it was the COVID stuff. Who
Speaker 1: was censoring at marthird.
Speaker 7: We're changing how we enforce our policies to reduce the
Speaker 7: mistakes that account for the vast majority of censorship on
Speaker 7: our platforms. We used to have filters that scanned for
Speaker 7: any policy violation. Now we're going to focus those filters
Speaker 7: on tackling illegal and high severity violations, and for lower
Speaker 7: severity violations, we're going to rely on someone reporting an
Speaker 7: issue before we take action. The problem is that the
Speaker 7: filters make mistakes and they take down a lot of
Speaker 7: content that they should, So by dialing them back, we're
Speaker 7: going to dramatically reduce the amount of censorship on our platforms.
Speaker 1: Mistakes. There's that word again, mistakes. Well, it was just
Speaker 1: a mistake that is not repentance. My only point with
Speaker 1: all this is, don't trust these people at all. Tim Cook, Bezos, Zuckerberg,
Speaker 1: all these people. These people for years now. It's not
Speaker 1: like it was one one off. It's not like we're
Speaker 1: cherry picking they donated one time to Hillary Clinton or
Speaker 1: something like that. For years, these people have spent time
Speaker 1: and they have spent fortunes to censor you, to attack
Speaker 1: you. You name it, climate change, filth, black lives matter, you
Speaker 1: name it. They have spent years doing it. Don't trust
Speaker 1: any of them until we get real, actual repentance. Trust
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