Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how.
Speaker 2: Much baggage you claim and give us time and a
Speaker 2: terminal and gay a.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off instat. We want to
Speaker 4: welcome you back home.
Speaker 5: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 3: We scared her?
Speaker 6: Was it fine?
Speaker 1: Now? Porn?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride.
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Coulgarat we're
Speaker 3: headed to l a X, very close to LAX as usual.
Speaker 3: We are very close already.
Speaker 1: And then we're but we're headed in.
Speaker 3: We are about to head into the actual terminal. No,
Speaker 3: terminal would be the indoor portion, right.
Speaker 1: No, I think you could be like a terminal.
Speaker 3: Terminal has a real loose definition, you know, unless you're
Speaker 3: that you're ill in that way, then it's pretty.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, then it's very specific to death. Yeah, you're
Speaker 5: just playing terminal.
Speaker 3: So we're driving into the death of the.
Speaker 1: Airport, right into the cancer part.
Speaker 3: Good jokes. Right from the get go, I could tell
Speaker 3: them feeling it. Oh, thank you. Here we are the
Speaker 3: cops and we're getting stopped. Thanks. I always think they're
Speaker 3: going to stop. Clearly. You have a microphone and I
Speaker 3: have earphones. He looked right eye at us and said, oh,
Speaker 3: that's no threat. We're doing a podcast about bombs.
Speaker 5: How to make them, how to distribute them, how to
Speaker 5: hide them in your shoes, all of it.
Speaker 1: But no, yeah, sure, we'll go right into the airport.
Speaker 1: That's what you answer.
Speaker 3: Today we are picking up Todd Berry. He's the world
Speaker 3: famous Todd He's famous throughout the globe.
Speaker 1: He's beloved. He is, he's despised.
Speaker 3: He is just especially by oh I can't remember his name.
Speaker 3: Doesn't that suck when you want to say something, But
Speaker 3: it's just an actor who cares. He's in The Wrestler
Speaker 3: and Mickey Rourke didn't. He's despised by Mickey Rourke. Oh man,
Speaker 3: that was like that the truth.
Speaker 1: No, you were just in real life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's loose. I mean, it's it's up to
Speaker 3: debate whether or not it would have been a funny reference.
Speaker 3: He's from the he was in the Wrestler. I was
Speaker 3: using an old credit.
Speaker 1: Todd Berry was in the wrestler he was. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. I never saw the wrestler.
Speaker 3: It's great, it's great for a while. He works in
Speaker 3: when he decides he can't wrestle because his heart exploded. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he works in a deli of a grocery store, and
Speaker 3: Todd is the deli stop manager, grocery store manager. And
Speaker 3: he's really good.
Speaker 1: I bet he is. I think he's a great actor.
Speaker 1: Every time I see him and stuff, he plays it perfectly.
Speaker 3: He plays himself right, Well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think everyone does. It's just you're wearing a
Speaker 5: different hat or color suits.
Speaker 3: Right right. There's especially if you're playing Dick Tracy in something.
Speaker 5: You've got your yellow suit for crime fighting, and then
Speaker 5: you wear the black suit for I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, being a crime causer. A crime causer, it's just
Speaker 3: a different hat a.
Speaker 1: Crime causer than you wear the black suit.
Speaker 3: You know how all these these cops are wearing big
Speaker 3: yellow floppy hats.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, that's the that's the way it is these days. Well,
Speaker 5: then I'm going to ask Todd about the wrestler when
Speaker 5: he gets into the car, because that's interesting to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and I bet he'll I bet he has
Speaker 3: an anecdote.
Speaker 1: Or he'll have a sassy remark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe a quip, a quick one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, if you're listening right now, please get ready
Speaker 5: for japes and jabs, japes and jokes of course, yeah,
Speaker 5: and so much sass that you're going to have to
Speaker 5: you might have to take a SaaS pill.
Speaker 3: All on a bed of riff.
Speaker 5: I also flew today. Chris picked me up. I landed
Speaker 5: at twelve thirty, and I got a ride from my own.
Speaker 3: Podcast What About. I thought maybe that this should have
Speaker 3: been a two parter.
Speaker 5: No, I was not ready to do anything when I
Speaker 5: got off that plane.
Speaker 1: I don't know how people do it. I don't know
Speaker 1: how they do our podcast.
Speaker 3: I did not listen to him. Tell me what terminal?
Speaker 3: Did you overhear me?
Speaker 1: No? Wait, what flight thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so hard to drive and do things. But no,
Speaker 3: that's what I'm admitting is that I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll just drive real slows. Yeah, get oard of
Speaker 1: the right so we can see.
Speaker 8: Him, gotcha?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of im not sure why I didn't
Speaker 3: pay attention.
Speaker 5: Well, I bet you you were joking and he was joking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well he was giving information yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is always the good. When you're going through
Speaker 3: logistics in your email during a podcast, it always makes
Speaker 3: for great These are the sounds of me looking at
Speaker 3: my email.
Speaker 1: Is he on air China?
Speaker 3: Just riff amongst yourself, Karen?
Speaker 1: Is he on aeromat?
Speaker 3: I'm about to figure it out?
Speaker 1: How about Avianka?
Speaker 3: I'll figure it out soon?
Speaker 1: Did he say? Aka?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 8: Pleasela?
Speaker 3: Okay? I'm oh.
Speaker 1: I love her Work's amazing. She used to come back.
Speaker 3: That's one thing that woman could design as comedy.
Speaker 5: I've often been told I look like Delta Burke, which
Speaker 5: is there's a lot of different ways to take it.
Speaker 1: I just decided to take it in the good way
Speaker 1: and walk.
Speaker 3: I remember when I was young, I thought she was
Speaker 3: the cat's pajamas. But you know, I liked As a kid,
Speaker 3: they always said my parents early on, they're like, you
Speaker 3: like full figured milks. Okay, here we go. American airlines. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they always said that, American airlines. They're like, oh, he
Speaker 3: loves a full figured milk.
Speaker 1: He loves he loves the milk.
Speaker 5: It's so gross the idea of your parents would use
Speaker 5: that terminology.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's some great airlines over here. A Mexico.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Air China. Yeah, you'd think that as many people
Speaker 3: as they're in or are in China, they'd have more
Speaker 3: than one little terminal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a tiny sign, very tiny voleris what's that?
Speaker 3: I don't know? And why would air trying to not
Speaker 3: be in the international section.
Speaker 1: I think we are in the international section.
Speaker 3: No, No, that's at the end, that's in the cul
Speaker 3: de sac of the airport, if you will. That's the
Speaker 3: international right now. This is but you're right, yeah, Air Canada.
Speaker 3: I mean that's not exactly international.
Speaker 1: There's Air Hawaiian totally.
Speaker 3: Differently, a different country.
Speaker 5: What's Arcafly I've never even seen that beforefly.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of obscure little man pa airlines. Someone
Speaker 3: just buys a big, big old jet airliner one of
Speaker 3: my favorite songs, and then they.
Speaker 1: I want to start my own airline.
Speaker 3: That's people do do it? Oh yeah, go ahead, it's
Speaker 3: your rules. Go ahead and leap into traffic.
Speaker 5: H You mean, like maybe they get a Kickstarter page going,
Speaker 5: and they're like to help me get this jumbo jet.
Speaker 3: I promise that it's the story of Canada's West Yet
Speaker 3: some guy, I'm not kidding, but bought a plane and
Speaker 3: became an airline, and he started started with some smaller
Speaker 3: airlines or airplanes with his cousins.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a family affair.
Speaker 1: And guys, you have to work the weekend. We need
Speaker 1: to get.
Speaker 3: Sales, enough money, enough money to buy a Boeing seven seven.
Speaker 5: Please, it's my dream. So I love people watching at
Speaker 5: the airport. Me too, because it goes like gorgeous, ugly, ugly, ugly, amazing.
Speaker 1: That's that's what it's like in La.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, gorgeous, ugly, ugly, amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: One man show.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that guy is on NCIS and then
Speaker 5: back around.
Speaker 3: I love seeing extras from cop dramas. I said, I'm
Speaker 3: maybe losing my mind. It's American, yeah, and I have
Speaker 3: no idea where that is.
Speaker 5: Well, now we are seriously in the Tom Bradley International
Speaker 5: Terminal because we're looking at EVA air We're looking at
Speaker 5: Thai Airways, we're looking at trans Arrow.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever even been weird.
Speaker 3: How the how are those other countries secondary? They aren't
Speaker 3: quite international.
Speaker 1: Iberia where's that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Liberia that's in Africa. Iberia, I don't
Speaker 3: know what all the lights in the l had burned out.
Speaker 1: They just don't.
Speaker 5: Aeroflot is the Russian airline that we flew. I went
Speaker 5: to Russia when I was in high school, and we
Speaker 5: all thought we were going to die for real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because flot sounds like the sound effect of a
Speaker 3: plane landing in.
Speaker 1: A mark in the ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeeah, totally arrow flat Aeroflot.
Speaker 5: We were crying and praying on that flight. The whole
Speaker 5: plane shook like an old train car.
Speaker 3: That's a horrible name for it. Oh, I'm let me
Speaker 3: get a ticket on euro explosion.
Speaker 5: Oh, two tickets today uptown please, here's American.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, let's okay, get ready, it's good.
Speaker 1: Go ahead for the Todd Berry experience. Go ahead and cross,
Speaker 1: young couple from Poland.
Speaker 3: Yes, wow, somebody's traveling nationally today.
Speaker 1: Welcome.
Speaker 3: And then that's not the that's not Todd Berry. There,
Speaker 3: that's not Todd What if.
Speaker 5: He was wearing pu he's wearing a fedora like he's
Speaker 5: ready for lah you know what what?
Speaker 3: He very well might not have his bag yet. Oh
Speaker 3: under American eagle for sign.
Speaker 1: There's American Eagle four.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's about to be in our car.
Speaker 1: I'll come on you get ready, don't be nervous, don't.
Speaker 3: Get mad at the crack. Just realize your bag got
Speaker 3: hung up on it. Pop your collar and get the
Speaker 3: f out. Oh boy, I don't Todd Berry, he's behind Hi.
Speaker 8: There is?
Speaker 3: He said Hi with his mouth.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 3: Now, look what I've done.
Speaker 1: You've blocked it all?
Speaker 5: Tod Berry, top Berry, get in here.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all cozy.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I oh where is the mic? Oh god,
Speaker 3: we've we've got a technical difficulty. The mic is caught
Speaker 3: under the baggage. Oh oh, won't you use it? Oh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, actually use a mic?
Speaker 3: Man, I love.
Speaker 8: It's just so comfortable holding a mic that it makes sense.
Speaker 3: You've done that before, You've held mics.
Speaker 1: You uh, you hold mics around your apartment for practice, right?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 3: I uh use a hair comb when I'm practicing around
Speaker 3: the house. I just speak into a brush.
Speaker 1: I like to sing into the top of a broom.
Speaker 8: Have you ever practiced in front of a mirror like
Speaker 8: people think we do?
Speaker 3: And that's only with kissing?
Speaker 1: Todd? Where are you coming from today?
Speaker 8: San Francisco? Four shows of Cobs?
Speaker 1: How'd they go?
Speaker 8: They're pretty good in that big room. It's big.
Speaker 1: That room, it's humongous.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you prefer the punchline to Cobs now that.
Speaker 8: I've played Cobs? Yes, No, it's just so big.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: But I mean there were really there was. Crowds were
Speaker 8: surprisingly big.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: What I'm saying is I drew.
Speaker 1: Some people are saying that you destroyed them.
Speaker 8: Killed every show, and I packed the place out.
Speaker 3: I immediately read between the lines that's what I heard.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but uh, yeah, it is big and it felt
Speaker 8: good to do shows in a big room. But do
Speaker 8: you know comedy works? Did I fill it out?
Speaker 1: Did you paste the stage?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Fill the stage?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 8: Just in case I ever get asked to do the
Speaker 8: odd Ball.
Speaker 5: Fest, You're gonna be ready for the major anthem theaters.
Speaker 8: I think, you know, I feel like I think I
Speaker 8: would do all right in that. Why haven't they booked me?
Speaker 1: Were I've been talking to them about it. We're going
Speaker 1: to get it cleared up.
Speaker 3: Were you invited to the Eugene Merman I was comedy.
Speaker 8: I was, and uh I had already been booked by
Speaker 8: the time they asked me.
Speaker 3: Karen Carrien. I just picked up Karen. She was at
Speaker 3: the Eugene.
Speaker 8: Oh, how was that.
Speaker 1: It was great. It was super fun.
Speaker 8: It was always fun.
Speaker 5: It's so I mean, you gotta love the Bellhouse. It's
Speaker 5: like they came to tell you they love you specifically.
Speaker 1: It's so nice. So yeah, uh talk. Can we just
Speaker 1: skip really quick to the fact that you were in
Speaker 1: the wrestlers?
Speaker 8: He did, that's so funny. I was going to make
Speaker 8: a joke, know that I was going to walk in
Speaker 8: and go, Okay, I'm ready to answer questions about the wrestler.
Speaker 8: That's really weird. But I was joking.
Speaker 1: But I was, And I've never seen it. I didn't
Speaker 1: know you were.
Speaker 3: I explained your role.
Speaker 8: If you've never seen it, then it makes sense he
Speaker 8: didn't know he.
Speaker 3: Gets caught, you get cod masturbating in it to internet porn.
Speaker 8: Well, I guess you don't need to see it now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean just the detail. I like to chime
Speaker 3: in with specific details.
Speaker 8: We're the celebs at the airport.
Speaker 3: I see any well, it's it's every fifteenth person, and
Speaker 3: then and then it's a guy from c S. I did.
Speaker 8: You just think the whole place is just crawling with them?
Speaker 8: But I guess that's a.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much the world. It's only at Southwest.
Speaker 8: They don't show you the insurance salesman.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing about the celebrities is they're just
Speaker 3: like you and I. They get coffee, so they wear hats,
Speaker 3: they wear sunglasses.
Speaker 8: What so, what are we questions about the wrestler?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: You know, how did you get that part? And what
Speaker 5: was it like to work with a wrestler?
Speaker 8: The classic questions?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite question to answer about the wrestlers?
Speaker 8: I don't. I mean, as much as I love being
Speaker 8: the wrestler, one of the extra good reasons was it
Speaker 8: gave me something to talk about, like with Morning Zoo guys,
Speaker 8: right like, like, hey, let's talk about it was in
Speaker 8: the wrestler.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because otherwise they're gonna say, where do you
Speaker 3: get your jokes?
Speaker 8: Man? Like? Or do some of your jokes Like a
Speaker 8: lot of times it is worse. I'd rather talk about
Speaker 8: where I get my jokes?
Speaker 3: Is it just when you're driving in the morning, like,
Speaker 3: because that's when stuff comes to me? Man, that's my
Speaker 3: Morning Zoo radio guide.
Speaker 1: That was realistic.
Speaker 8: But I got the part because I I I know
Speaker 8: Darren Aronofsky a little bit, and uh I saw it
Speaker 8: was in a restaurant even by myself, little solo dining.
Speaker 8: He was having like some sort of meeting at a
Speaker 8: different table, and he walked by me and he said, uh,
Speaker 8: I might say I might have something for you.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's an exciting me.
Speaker 8: Yea it was. And then then I didn't hear from
Speaker 8: him for a while, right, And I was trying to
Speaker 8: decide whether I should be like we were you joking?
Speaker 8: Like sentim like? Then I just I waited a bit,
Speaker 8: and then I was like, hey, I don't know if
Speaker 8: you were serious, yes, but if you were, maybe you
Speaker 8: could get in touch with me. So I don't have
Speaker 8: to think about this anymore.
Speaker 1: Can you seriously send him that email?
Speaker 8: Well? I mean yeah, I mean I knew him, so
Speaker 8: I was it was not him. I don't even remember
Speaker 8: how I know him. He used to come to comedy
Speaker 8: shows really cool. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just went to a thing he did at the
Speaker 5: I think it was the Director's Guild and it was
Speaker 5: it was about like neuroscience and in his films or
Speaker 5: something real, really bizarre. But it was super fascinating and
Speaker 5: he was really uh, he just seemed like super cool.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's cool enough. And actually, up until I ended
Speaker 8: up moving across the street, from him in New York?
Speaker 1: Are you anymore?
Speaker 8: No, No, he's got it. He has a nicer place
Speaker 8: set up than I did. Okay, but I don't live
Speaker 8: there anymore. In case you really want to get.
Speaker 1: Specific, Yeah, i'd love to see some tax.
Speaker 8: When do you ask me where you're driving me to
Speaker 8: do that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was driving to where we want to do.
Speaker 3: You don't have to divulge that if you want to.
Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't make for the best podcasting, but
Speaker 3: you can text it to me.
Speaker 5: Oh do you need it to be a secret or
Speaker 5: is it a public place?
Speaker 8: Well, it's a hotel. I'd rather not.
Speaker 1: Sure you have the fans come.
Speaker 3: What about the part of town?
Speaker 8: It's in the It's in the Hollywood area, West Hollywood area.
Speaker 3: I just made the wrong decision.
Speaker 8: Did you where? Did you think you?
Speaker 5: Just?
Speaker 8: No? No, I was just winging where I might be staying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of course it's Hollywood.
Speaker 5: I said, he's definitely staying in the San Fernando Valley somewhere, because.
Speaker 1: That's just what you're like to me.
Speaker 3: It's weird. Is it weird to be staring at the
Speaker 3: back of our heads?
Speaker 8: No, I liked it.
Speaker 3: I never described the situation.
Speaker 8: Has anyone ever made this joke where they jump in
Speaker 8: they go, you know, I don't I changed my mind
Speaker 8: about the podcast. No, that's a good And then you
Speaker 8: have to give them the ride.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are contractually obligated to get you to your destiny.
Speaker 8: When is this? How often do you do this podcast?
Speaker 3: You know how much paperwork there was to be on
Speaker 3: this once a week, once a week, and it usually
Speaker 3: drop on Monday. There's no other word for that.
Speaker 8: So it's going to drop tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8: So you're gonna be up all night editing this thing.
Speaker 3: That's right, slaving over it.
Speaker 8: Maybe why you're editing You could cut out the name
Speaker 8: of my hotel that I could give you right now.
Speaker 1: Well, don't make us edit. But we're saying, is you
Speaker 1: want to edit?
Speaker 8: I have a podcast too. An editing is not something
Speaker 8: even though I don't do my own editing, it's just
Speaker 8: something that I'm like typing the email thing. Edit this
Speaker 8: part out?
Speaker 1: And how did you get that podcast? To Darren Aron?
Speaker 1: You have getting an ice cream cone?
Speaker 8: I do dre a podcast recorder.
Speaker 1: He's wait, Darrenovski, wait, I've misunderstand.
Speaker 3: He said, Clearly you muscled your way into my movie
Speaker 3: and then moved across the street from me. Can I
Speaker 3: just give you a podcast before you murder me?
Speaker 1: Please? Anything to get you away from me? No?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know you. Thank you. We wrote it
Speaker 3: down to what you.
Speaker 8: Know which cabin at the Chateau marm time. I've never
Speaker 8: stayed there.
Speaker 1: Death cap and that's what I come to understand.
Speaker 3: What what I like is this wasn't captain. I believe
Speaker 3: I put a black racing stripe.
Speaker 1: On my face on your eyelid?
Speaker 3: Okay, good?
Speaker 8: Do you guys get ever get tired of doing this
Speaker 8: kind of podcast where we actually have to go drove
Speaker 8: to the airport? Is it always the airport?
Speaker 3: It's it is, no ways because it's hard to get
Speaker 3: Karen has a full time high octane? Right? High octane?
Speaker 8: Where do you who do you write for?
Speaker 5: Care?
Speaker 1: I work at the gas station? Seriously, No, my job
Speaker 1: just ended. But I did have.
Speaker 3: Podcast during the week. Yes, okay, this is I find
Speaker 3: out when you do. We're back in business.
Speaker 5: We have to be talking about it for it was
Speaker 5: a show.
Speaker 1: Yahoo's doing a series now the way like Netflix is.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm on. I was on one other series really,
Speaker 8: which is on dead beat dead or dead beats?
Speaker 3: Or is that the ghost thing with Tyler?
Speaker 8: I forgot his last name. I think No, no, no,
Speaker 8: he's from Uh that I feel terrible that I forgot.
Speaker 3: Comedic horror movie some someone and someone saved the world.
Speaker 1: Is he a wins?
Speaker 8: No, he's not. Okay?
Speaker 1: Is it great?
Speaker 3: Is he a white check?
Speaker 8: Was it he was a nice guy? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: Fun times?
Speaker 8: It was he Troy Miller directed?
Speaker 5: Oh he's the greatest special effects. Yeah, he knows how
Speaker 5: to direct something.
Speaker 3: It's Troy Miller. Did he do mister show stuff?
Speaker 8: Yeah? He did that. He did a Flight of the Concord.
Speaker 1: Oh, sure, of course he's great.
Speaker 8: Yeah. So what were we talking about?
Speaker 3: What are you doing in town? Why are you staying
Speaker 3: at the Chateau moment?
Speaker 8: Because I'm I was in San Francisco and I said,
Speaker 8: I might as well since I'm on this coast, right,
Speaker 8: come on trip down. So I'm gonna I'm gonna headline
Speaker 8: the ice House on Wednesday, which I've never I heard
Speaker 8: is a really good clue.
Speaker 3: You know what? It's It's someplace I always didn't I
Speaker 3: avoided because it's a long drive. But that's not a
Speaker 3: reason to have a place. The audience, it feels like
Speaker 3: you're in another like you're on the road in a
Speaker 3: really great room, which is rare to have those two.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I heard the audiences are just ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're so happy and excited. It's a really good room.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's sell that ship out.
Speaker 3: But one tip in it.
Speaker 8: Doing a Wednesday one tip you got, oh.
Speaker 3: One, they like Latino based com you might just go
Speaker 3: that aim.
Speaker 8: I've been doing a Spanish I got a Spanish app
Speaker 8: on my phone. So if I depending on how many
Speaker 8: rounds I go by Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Just utilize.
Speaker 8: I could be like I could be like Eddie is
Speaker 8: Ard in my life, like showing four different that didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I think he's like even increased. I think it was
Speaker 8: first too, was just in French. Now I think he
Speaker 8: does like three.
Speaker 5: Entire comedy shows in other Yeah, that infuriates me.
Speaker 3: He must really light the road. There's not enough road
Speaker 3: and English speak.
Speaker 5: Does he know Chinese? Because he could do the Silk Road?
Speaker 5: You better high five?
Speaker 8: That was the close enough to the high thoughts.
Speaker 3: Just do it with my mouth? Go ahead, Oh they're
Speaker 3: high fiving again.
Speaker 8: So you don't just do uh, you don't just do
Speaker 8: airport runs what other like grocery store runs? Yeah?
Speaker 3: When when when we can't fit in an airport run,
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll drive by myself and ramble. One time I
Speaker 3: was in Missoula, I podcasted with my dad. Just went
Speaker 3: to the dump and dropped off a mattress or we'll
Speaker 3: take comics to and from shows.
Speaker 8: Did you wrap the mattress? Is there bed bugs scare
Speaker 8: at Missoula?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, it's because of winter. Bedbugs are non
Speaker 3: issue that kills everything. That's a great thing about seasons
Speaker 3: in my opinion.
Speaker 8: Bedcast seasons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the best bed bugs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they did.
Speaker 3: So My theory is, uh.
Speaker 8: Is basically your dad may or may not have had
Speaker 8: bed but but you didn't care enough to wrap them back.
Speaker 3: Did you meet my dad Todd when you were in Missulaman?
Speaker 8: Feel like I did, But perhaps I did.
Speaker 3: Maybe just after I think I did.
Speaker 8: I think I did meet them.
Speaker 3: When we did that show together in my hometown. I
Speaker 3: was embarrassed because a lot of and I think.
Speaker 8: We've disgusting place that you mentioned it was.
Speaker 3: I know you didn't like the the green room was
Speaker 3: like where.
Speaker 8: It was Hilariously it was good for like, oh good
Speaker 8: if Instagram were back then, I would have really loved
Speaker 8: for around.
Speaker 1: But what was wrong?
Speaker 8: It was like the storage closet that if you walk
Speaker 8: by it, you'd go, oh, they need to clean their
Speaker 8: storage closet, right right if they had like taco bell
Speaker 8: wrappers four days ago, it's just then tools. And then
Speaker 8: I asked for water, and the guys, like one of
Speaker 8: them like said, well, you're gonna have a part of mine,
Speaker 8: like the idea, Like they didn't even like you never
Speaker 8: you never thought that, You've never had that.
Speaker 3: Request, thought, I mean, you've done like the show was
Speaker 3: actually fine, you've done stand up at rock clubs and everything, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I thought you'd like that gritty environment.
Speaker 5: It was unreasonable to ask for water into someone just
Speaker 5: to hand you theirs.
Speaker 8: That's a little addict, you know, Like they literally did.
Speaker 8: I think they may have went and got me a bottle.
Speaker 8: But I also remember when they paid me at the
Speaker 8: end of the night. It was those weird amounts, and
Speaker 8: I was like, what's why is it a weird amount?
Speaker 8: They're like, oh yeah, towards the end we started cutting deals.
Speaker 8: Oh right, right, Well I didn't know you could do that.
Speaker 3: When are you.
Speaker 8: Supposed to ask me before you cut deals, what does
Speaker 8: that mean? I mean they're like, hey, it's it's a
Speaker 8: twelve dollars take. Well it's four about an hour in now,
Speaker 8: so why don't we knock seven dollars off that?
Speaker 3: They've only done that a couple of times. Yeah, where
Speaker 3: I basically I do a show and I bring my
Speaker 3: own well known headliner with that's kind of what. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's either you or Neil Hamburger. And I said Neil
Speaker 3: Hamburger and he's holding up a mirror to my art. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm rue. Yeah, but yeah, they didn't really know what
Speaker 3: they're doing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was fine show.
Speaker 3: What I don't like, though, is I remember that night.
Speaker 3: A lot of times, when you're in a place where
Speaker 3: a lot of your family and friends are at, they
Speaker 3: think it's there just like it's a competition. So they're
Speaker 3: being attentive during me and then they're like, oh, we
Speaker 3: came to and then they kind of talked they quit
Speaker 3: doing it, but they were talking at the beginning your set,
Speaker 3: and it was driving me not to say really.
Speaker 8: I also remember that was one of those shows where right,
Speaker 8: like I met someone before the show and then when
Speaker 8: I met them, they said Goodbye to me at the
Speaker 8: end of the show, and they it was like they
Speaker 8: had sixteen bottles of whiskey. Like their behavior was like,
Speaker 8: I've how did you get this drunk? It talked to
Speaker 8: you an hour and fifteen minutes ago, and you can't
Speaker 8: You're like, can't even walk.
Speaker 3: It's something frustrating about Montana is it's so inexpensive to drink.
Speaker 3: If you order a whiskey, it's in a pint glass
Speaker 3: and it costs four dollars. But if you go to
Speaker 3: a restaurant, it's azax into the city and the food is.
Speaker 8: I remember going to someplace where the margaritas were in
Speaker 8: pine glasses.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's everywhere.
Speaker 8: That's not Margerita sounds good right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, wouldn't it be cool if there's some sort
Speaker 3: of a Marguerita Ville, like a town. Sorry you said,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'll just drive.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 8: You know what?
Speaker 1: So the Wrestler was a pretty amazing experience. Did you
Speaker 1: go to the Oscars that.
Speaker 3: Year running a red Light? Was?
Speaker 8: It wasn't nominated for it? It was he was nominated.
Speaker 1: Heated.
Speaker 8: I did go to the Venice Film Festival in the
Speaker 8: Toronto Film.
Speaker 1: Festival Venice, Italy.
Speaker 8: Yes, was it? It was pretty Uh, it was the
Speaker 8: thing I wrote to them, I go, Can I go
Speaker 8: to the Venice Film Festival? Well they said no, I
Speaker 8: mean they know it wasn't inappropriate thing asked. I was like,
Speaker 8: I was like listed fifth in the credits.
Speaker 1: It was you knew nothing about this. I've known you
Speaker 1: for so long.
Speaker 3: I just knew you as a stand up. And it
Speaker 3: was not a bit. It was like, I mean, it
Speaker 3: was a section of the movie.
Speaker 8: It was a few, it was a recurring and there
Speaker 8: weren't really a lot of people in the movie. Got
Speaker 8: I So I asked and they said, well, you know,
Speaker 8: you have to pay your own way, but you can
Speaker 8: tag along with us basically, do whatever we do. It'll
Speaker 8: be part of it. But it was an indie film,
Speaker 8: so it was not like they're going to buy me
Speaker 8: a ticket to Gily.
Speaker 3: Did they ever look at you and say follow our lead?
Speaker 8: No? But I mean I got the full experience of
Speaker 8: like motorcade to the theater. Press conference where I was
Speaker 8: sitting there, there's like I got a picture somewhere where.
Speaker 8: Of course, no one asked me one question, but I
Speaker 8: sat there on this press conference with Mickey Rourke. But
Speaker 8: I remember I went to Venice and I got there
Speaker 8: like a night early, and I just was like, wander
Speaker 8: around alone and it's just not really fun and I
Speaker 8: didn't know where to eat, and I'm sure I ate
Speaker 8: in the wrong place. And then I wandered into a
Speaker 8: bar where he happened to be where and then you
Speaker 8: can't see right now him who I was. And then
Speaker 8: he I think he fisted.
Speaker 3: Book to be a bit of a barfly, right, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean he was in the movie.
Speaker 8: But yeahs which is I guess like hair juice and
Speaker 8: some alcohol? Oh why, it was a pretty nice little drink.
Speaker 8: Did you say par juice hair peach? Maybe? I think
Speaker 8: it's it is peach.
Speaker 3: Both times thought it was hair juice.
Speaker 1: I did too, and I thought he was joking.
Speaker 3: I don't want a sampa that what?
Speaker 8: What is?
Speaker 3: Is he a strange fellow that Mickey Rourke? He was.
Speaker 8: I had no extended conversations with. Yeah, he's just very
Speaker 8: he's pretty intense, and sure he's not he's not like
Speaker 8: he's not the most approachable guy.
Speaker 3: I Uh, there was a press junket for something for
Speaker 3: oh for three, some gladiator type movie that he was.
Speaker 1: In yeah, iron Man, iron Man two.
Speaker 3: No, a gladiator type movie and.
Speaker 1: He Gladiators again.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, okay, it's like rock him sock and he.
Speaker 3: All I did is talk to him about how I
Speaker 3: was actually frightened of him, and it got me at first.
Speaker 8: He wait, you were talking to him? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 8: missed the beginning.
Speaker 3: I think it was a pressed. It was a press
Speaker 3: junket where you go in these rooms with everyone when
Speaker 3: you were the press.
Speaker 8: Yes, for who.
Speaker 3: Fuel TV, a network. I used to work for him,
Speaker 3: and he was just like, I am frightened of you.
Speaker 3: I am nervous to be here. I know you are.
Speaker 3: We're a semi professional boxer, and should I be afraid
Speaker 3: of you? But he was petting this little dog. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he had these little dogs, and it made him a
Speaker 3: lot less intense because he just was having these dogs
Speaker 3: kiss his mouth.
Speaker 8: Yeah. He does have things that make him seem less tough.
Speaker 8: Like you know, he talks about how he's been in
Speaker 8: therapy for seventeen years.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, tough guys don't go to therapy.
Speaker 3: No. No, he looks like a murderer, but he's in therapy.
Speaker 3: He's got his pinky nail painted and he's holding a chihuaba, so.
Speaker 1: He's kind of a metrosexual in a way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that really scary.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 8: Let's talk about La and what I should do while
Speaker 8: I'm in town.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well we rented you those two planes that are
Speaker 5: flying me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we knew you were a patriotic. Patriotic welcome.
Speaker 8: Yeah, set the improv tonight.
Speaker 3: Oh, that'll be fun.
Speaker 1: What show is it?
Speaker 8: I don't know. It's a thirty show.
Speaker 3: I think it very well, very well, it might be it's.
Speaker 8: Doing at midnight tomorrow. What time do they tape that?
Speaker 8: I forgot?
Speaker 3: So you didn't just come to town to hang out?
Speaker 8: Well, I added some Yeah, I mean once, Yeah, I
Speaker 8: booked some stuff.
Speaker 1: Once you told people you were going to come for
Speaker 1: a visit. They were like, we.
Speaker 8: Got to get back the challenge of coming to LA
Speaker 8: and actually not losing money.
Speaker 3: That's great that you're on that midnight though. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd be over the moon.
Speaker 8: You must have been on that show.
Speaker 3: Right, not yet?
Speaker 8: Seriously?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've asked a bunch.
Speaker 8: Oh they've asked you, or you've asked that.
Speaker 3: I've asked that bunch. Yeah that's bananas, Well thank you.
Speaker 8: Why would they not hire.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't know. I don't know. I've asked
Speaker 3: enough to where I'm a little embarrassed. I don't have
Speaker 3: like a manager person that does that dirty crazy. Well,
Speaker 3: thank you, I'm flaring.
Speaker 8: Have you been on it? No, that's crazy as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is absolutely crazy. I'm just gonna get on
Speaker 3: the freeway now.
Speaker 8: So you didn't You didn't take the slow the route
Speaker 8: that everyone else takes from.
Speaker 3: The airport though, No, no, I'm doing a roundabout. I
Speaker 3: have it perfectly timed in my head to where it's
Speaker 3: exactly an hour long.
Speaker 8: Post so you trot. This is actually a slower riding, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're not. It's not about getting you there.
Speaker 8: No, No, it's about so it's like take it super shuttle.
Speaker 3: It is. We have to drop off in.
Speaker 8: An hour and a half. Ride will be six hours.
Speaker 1: Because we really want to talk about Mickey Rourks.
Speaker 8: I remember when I was so excited when I heard
Speaker 8: about super Shuttle many years ago. Oh, that's great door
Speaker 8: to door. Yeah, and then I took it a few times.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You didn't know how many doors they're.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a few times. You know. It's one of those
Speaker 8: gambling things where if you're like last personally pick up,
Speaker 8: and you're like, oh, man.
Speaker 3: Right, that's the airport.
Speaker 5: I was always the first person they picked up. I
Speaker 5: was always hungover. It was always like five in the morning,
Speaker 5: and there would always be a band that would get
Speaker 5: on and it was living torture.
Speaker 1: It was the worst.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're twelve piece Afro.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you hold our drums.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna play this real quick. There's some steel
Speaker 1: drums for you.
Speaker 8: So you're taking a specifically roundabout way. Is that downtown
Speaker 8: over there?
Speaker 1: Now he's on the freeway?
Speaker 3: No, No, this is how one right now? Where totally?
Speaker 8: Is this the one I wanted to the ten to
Speaker 8: the four or five four or five to that ten.
Speaker 8: I still don't know the geography of Los Angeles that well.
Speaker 8: It's not been here probably fifty times.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like New York, where it's a grid
Speaker 3: that you can easily figure out.
Speaker 8: Here The York is the best New York New York
Speaker 8: New York pizza.
Speaker 3: Pigs a pizza, get a good slice anywhere.
Speaker 8: I've got good slices all over the world.
Speaker 5: Honestly, they're getting some nice, good pizzas here in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: But I do love New York so much.
Speaker 5: I was only there for two days, but every time
Speaker 5: I go there, I want to figure out a way.
Speaker 5: You've been there a lot too, you can only just
Speaker 5: recently when I just got back now, although we were
Speaker 5: only there for forty eight hours for the Eutuene Mormons.
Speaker 8: Did they fall you there?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 8: Did they put you up? Where'd they put you?
Speaker 1: The Hotel Blue?
Speaker 8: I stayed there during sandy?
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, why did your apartment flood? It got uh
Speaker 1: too intense?
Speaker 8: Well, it was it was I had no electricity and
Speaker 8: I also had no water, which is worse than having
Speaker 8: no electricity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Uh so then you're dehydrated and it's dark.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and there's you know, there's certain bathroom issues.
Speaker 1: Have plenty to.
Speaker 8: Talk about it.
Speaker 3: No, No, that's the other podcast.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was able to go. That's where I stayed
Speaker 8: there though.
Speaker 1: At Blue it's pretty nice.
Speaker 5: Those those are great, the what the beds are great,
Speaker 5: were really comfortable. But last night we got home late
Speaker 5: and it was like I'd just been going for forty
Speaker 5: eight hours straight.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was telling Chris this, and I laid down in my.
Speaker 5: Bed and I felt like my head was buzzing, and
Speaker 5: I felt like there were voices in my head.
Speaker 3: Oh, and I was.
Speaker 1: Just like, oh, just relax.
Speaker 5: You're super tired and you've done nothing for forty eight hours,
Speaker 5: but talk to people and interact, so just don't worry
Speaker 5: about it. And then eventually I went to sleep, and
Speaker 5: then Nick fun who was staying in the same hotel
Speaker 5: of two floors above me, was like, there's a huge
Speaker 5: party on your floor last night. I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: thank god, I thought I was having a psychotic break.
Speaker 8: I've had that happened at hotels recently where there's just
Speaker 8: like loud, awful.
Speaker 5: People, Yeah, but weirdly muffled, so I was it was
Speaker 5: like a distant buzz.
Speaker 3: We really were confusing it for voices in your.
Speaker 5: Head, not like she was hired, not like anyone telling
Speaker 5: me to shoot my neighbors.
Speaker 1: But it was more of like where rabble sound.
Speaker 3: I'm someone that grew up with voices, and they never
Speaker 3: said anything in English. It was just ambient noises with
Speaker 3: an emotion attached to them. And now I sound like
Speaker 3: a crazy person.
Speaker 1: Is that the truth?
Speaker 3: Yeah? This keeps happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You love a slow lan yeah as much as a
Speaker 3: rainy night.
Speaker 8: Chris, did you have put on that cruise we were on.
Speaker 3: I love that cruise we were on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, nowhere I wrote down, Oh, the comedy cruise.
Speaker 3: To the Atlantic Ocean Comedy Festival. Yeah, Karen had to cancel.
Speaker 8: Yeah, why did you have to cancel?
Speaker 3: Because I got a job writing riding gigs man juggle
Speaker 3: on them. Yeah, I have no idea what I have it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: Okay, did you really share a room with Guy Brown?
Speaker 8: Or it was out a joke?
Speaker 3: I did. No, No, it wasn't it. He's uh he
Speaker 3: was it was. It ended up being really great.
Speaker 8: It's like you could have stayed with me and my
Speaker 8: girlfriend in North Ka.
Speaker 3: Well that would have been I think, and true. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to prize.
Speaker 1: Who's your girlfriend? Tom?
Speaker 8: Her name's Olivia.
Speaker 1: Say it again?
Speaker 8: Say it again? You think I was? You think I
Speaker 8: made it up on the fly, And now that you're could.
Speaker 1: Have tripped down two octaves like her name is?
Speaker 8: I get protective of people who are show business.
Speaker 1: Do you want to write it down on this piece
Speaker 1: of paper?
Speaker 8: Read her name's Olivia?
Speaker 3: His girlfriend was very sweet. I thought she is a
Speaker 3: very nice person.
Speaker 8: There you go and there you go. That's two nice
Speaker 8: people hanging out. You can't beat that easy on the eyes.
Speaker 3: I did a comedic thing where I wasn't looking at
Speaker 3: the road for a minute. It's it's it's fun for
Speaker 3: inside the car.
Speaker 1: I'm looking that up, so don't worry about Okay.
Speaker 8: It's the name of the hotel is the first word there?
Speaker 3: Okay? I like that. It was like a rental, but
Speaker 3: a really easy one.
Speaker 8: The name of the hotel is that first word there?
Speaker 8: For yeah, and I'm applying I'm something of the four seasons?
Speaker 1: And what else? Do you have any other plans while
Speaker 1: you're here.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna recorded a couple of episodes of.
Speaker 1: My podcast Nice.
Speaker 8: Which I have mixed feelings about doing because I don't
Speaker 8: know if it's just part of me is like I
Speaker 8: like doing the podcast. This part of it is like, oh, man,
Speaker 8: I gotta do two hours while I'm in LA But
Speaker 8: then I might have nothing to do those two hours anyway.
Speaker 3: Right, You could go to the beach.
Speaker 8: Do you go to the Chili John's ever? That's near
Speaker 8: where every bed the Chili john.
Speaker 1: It's never open. The one in Burbank.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's near where I record.
Speaker 1: Oh that's where I live in Burbank.
Speaker 5: Chili John's I've driven, but I've lived in Burbank for
Speaker 5: eleven years. Probably I've never seen it open every day,
Speaker 5: but you have.
Speaker 8: And it's just one of those places you like. You
Speaker 8: it just feels authentic and you just want to I
Speaker 8: just want to eat there, and they're nice. I'm hungry now.
Speaker 1: Old looking.
Speaker 5: How should we drop you off at Chili John's and
Speaker 5: we have to edit out a good burritos?
Speaker 3: The San Francisco Airport, Oh, that's it. That's the best
Speaker 3: place to get breathe. Sometimes I flied just to get
Speaker 3: to the.
Speaker 8: I don't believe at all.
Speaker 3: No, No, that was a. That was a But I
Speaker 3: have had britoes there. I really have a good mission style.
Speaker 3: I believe it is the what made Burrito's famous in
Speaker 3: San Francisco.
Speaker 1: It's right by that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I wish I knew where that was.
Speaker 8: Just tick.
Speaker 1: Just take this next, okay, straight.
Speaker 3: Up, indeed, I will. I can't believe that. When did
Speaker 3: you know, Todd that you were going to be in
Speaker 3: Los Angeles this week?
Speaker 8: I don't know a few months ago.
Speaker 3: Maybe, Oh, okay, go ahead. I thought it was like
Speaker 3: super last minute. No, like you called yesterday and said, hey,
Speaker 3: can I it's maybe six weeks, but little at midnight joint.
Speaker 1: Todd, who's your best friend in stand up company? Besides me?
Speaker 8: Oh? Besides you? I don't know. I mean my close
Speaker 8: friends there like are like Louis, but I rarely. I
Speaker 8: don't see him a whole lot. Sarah, I don't see
Speaker 8: her a lot. I know. Looks. Listen to me dropping
Speaker 8: these first names. Cheer, you're on.
Speaker 1: A really good friend of mine.
Speaker 8: Seal is a tremendously good friend of mine.
Speaker 3: Maybe you can ask him about his cheeks, because I
Speaker 3: would ask him about straight answer about Heidi Klumb, I
Speaker 3: would ask him about being abusive. U. No, Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: pushy and chevy, is he?
Speaker 8: Yeah? No?
Speaker 3: The nanny? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Did you see Heidi Clumb on the wait?
Speaker 3: Tell TMZ gets all of that's got talent? Are No?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 8: Dan Naderman, who's funny dude from New York. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 8: I remember just told a joke that had the word
Speaker 8: German in it, So she she's German, so she assumed, oh,
Speaker 8: he must be insulting German people. Even the contest, even
Speaker 8: though there was zero it was impossible to say it
Speaker 8: was offensive.
Speaker 3: That's just revealing that she's not proud to be German and.
Speaker 8: Then yeah, so that she's like, you managed to offend everyone.
Speaker 8: Oh and then the other three judges liked him and
Speaker 8: didn't mention that he was offensive. So so basically she
Speaker 8: got offended and confused. So mad at her a little bit? Yeah,
Speaker 8: or you would I expect more from her as far
Speaker 8: as comedy judgment.
Speaker 3: I really was.
Speaker 5: You know, she's supposed to be a leader in one
Speaker 5: of the most qualified supermodels to judge comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what if I just came up to her and
Speaker 3: judge the quality of her bra.
Speaker 8: Exactly or whatever she does moisturizer, yeah, or her glriel contract.
Speaker 8: That made me sound like I'm really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you actually knew all of her sponsors.
Speaker 8: I don't even know if she has one. I just
Speaker 8: assume everyone has one.
Speaker 3: That's what I heard that there. I really didn't know
Speaker 3: that they were always fighting.
Speaker 8: Oh you knew her her actual man, Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they were they were always fighting sometimes got physical.
Speaker 1: Really, Yes, this is real major gossips that you're.
Speaker 3: Driving I know. That's why I brought it.
Speaker 8: Back seriously, like tips at TMZ dot com exactly exactly.
Speaker 5: We should get onto that TMZ tour bus and start
Speaker 5: telling people what they really need to hear.
Speaker 3: Just then pull up this elevator footage of them boxing
Speaker 3: each other. Yeah, a lot of people haven't seen this.
Speaker 3: I just haven't anymore, right, I don't think so it
Speaker 3: doesn't that make sense?
Speaker 1: Oh what?
Speaker 8: Oh? Maybe I'm wrong about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I don't know why.
Speaker 8: I there's a hotel which just passes two hundred and
Speaker 8: forty two dollars a week, so one of.
Speaker 1: The nice ones on LaBrea.
Speaker 3: I know I've noticed that hotel.
Speaker 8: The poor I guess. I know that was a little.
Speaker 5: Mister four seasons thinks that the people at the Motor
Speaker 5: Inn aren't good enough.
Speaker 1: Wi Fi. It's being remodeled under new management.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sign has been up for six years. Our
Speaker 3: podcast is called Do You Need a Ride?
Speaker 8: I like it. How let's hear the numbers?
Speaker 3: Oh how many listeners?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: On average between? I mean, yeah, what network?
Speaker 8: Is it on? A network?
Speaker 3: All Things Comedy?
Speaker 8: Is that elemetrical?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 8: Like him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the greatest.
Speaker 3: He's a sweet man.
Speaker 1: And bil Burr, of course, please don't forget Bill Burr.
Speaker 8: I don't like Bilburr. I'm joking.
Speaker 1: You know, he's one of your closest comedy friends.
Speaker 8: I like Bil Burr, we are friends.
Speaker 1: No, he's great.
Speaker 3: I've never met him, but I do like the things
Speaker 3: that come out of his mouth.
Speaker 8: You've never met Bill Burr, I've never met him.
Speaker 3: I like bilber Who have I not? I've never met
Speaker 3: your friend Louis.
Speaker 8: You've never met Louis?
Speaker 3: Never what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Louis is one of my closest friends.
Speaker 8: You are you are out of the Louis.
Speaker 3: Someone's getting ready for at midnight.
Speaker 8: With that answer, for a second, I got to say
Speaker 8: I thought I was not welcome back at midnight because
Speaker 8: I didn't really hear a lot when I was inquiring
Speaker 8: about going back on, and I tweeted at them a
Speaker 8: few times, and they did. There were no bites, and
Speaker 8: then they came through because I was like, I got
Speaker 8: all in my head. I I formulated this whole thing,
Speaker 8: like you don't think I'm good enough to me on
Speaker 8: at midnight?
Speaker 3: That's so funny because you're.
Speaker 8: And then they very well bring in rating. Well.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of people want to be on
Speaker 5: that show. It's really popular, it's really cool.
Speaker 1: I think they probably get.
Speaker 8: It's a little they don't get barraged by people at
Speaker 8: fucking my level, which is super stardom.
Speaker 3: He jumps. He was being honest and now.
Speaker 8: I go all over the map.
Speaker 1: He slapped me. He slapped me down with his.
Speaker 3: Fame because I've done the exact same things you've been doing.
Speaker 3: I've mentioned them, I've called.
Speaker 8: I can't believe either. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: And Bart Coleman was like, hey, you should, are you
Speaker 3: right to him? Email me sometime? I do, and he says,
Speaker 3: I haven't forgotten about you. You know that whole song
Speaker 3: and dance he sings that.
Speaker 8: I just like, feel like some of these jobs are
Speaker 8: that should be like a no brainer. Just like Chris
Speaker 8: Fairbanks wants to do our game show. It's comedy game show.
Speaker 8: Why don't we give a slot and then we don't
Speaker 8: have to fill that slot anymore because we got him,
Speaker 8: and then we get Karen the other slot me and
Speaker 8: then you give me another ride.
Speaker 1: I actually have.
Speaker 5: No interest in being on TV anymore at all, which
Speaker 5: I reflect in my weight and appearance and the v
Speaker 5: next shirts to wear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 3: I mean, Karen, you are incredibly photogenic.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, you don't have to do that,
Speaker 1: thank you, But I just mean in that.
Speaker 5: Way of like the there you know, the idea that
Speaker 5: there it really is.
Speaker 3: So wait, what do you saying?
Speaker 8: I just said, oh good, we don't have to do that.
Speaker 3: But this for a little for a little bit, they
Speaker 3: this's what's going to be. We had cameras in the car,
Speaker 3: which just seemed for me it was dangerous. I was
Speaker 3: just concern because there's a lot of stuff I have
Speaker 3: to do other than drive, like flex my jewels. Yeah,
Speaker 3: make sure my because my good side requires me to
Speaker 3: look out the windows.
Speaker 8: So you don't want to have to like you want
Speaker 8: to go pick some with the air, but you want
Speaker 8: have to dress up to.
Speaker 5: Go pick some, right, and you don't want to camera
Speaker 5: that close to you. And I of course have my
Speaker 5: four year divorce sorrow down vest of fad on Wait
Speaker 5: a second, taking me forever to get off?
Speaker 8: Yeah, divorce. Yeah you were married?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, seriously very briefly.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was person Yeah.
Speaker 8: We were you married?
Speaker 5: I know, yeah, Chris, Chris worked with him, he's a cameraman.
Speaker 5: I worked with I met him on ellen To less
Speaker 5: than two years.
Speaker 8: Wow. Yeah, how did I not know.
Speaker 1: That we're not in each other's lives the way we're
Speaker 1: supposed to be as best friends.
Speaker 8: I should know whether you were married, but I didn't know.
Speaker 1: You were in the wrestler Todd. This is why there's podcast.
Speaker 8: I didn't say that wasn't worse that you did. That's
Speaker 8: definitely worse.
Speaker 3: It surprised me that, oh, that guy is going to
Speaker 3: run into his.
Speaker 1: You know is and the rest of it everybody and
Speaker 1: like it was just common.
Speaker 8: You got divorced four years ago.
Speaker 1: Well we're actually the PaperWorks just going through now.
Speaker 8: But yeah, why does it take so long?
Speaker 3: We just didn't get nail mail.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, guys friendly, I'm allowed to ask you questions.
Speaker 1: You are allowed, and yes we are. But it's just
Speaker 1: a weird, sad thing.
Speaker 5: It's such a major life change. So I'm slowly adapting.
Speaker 5: So it's like that kind of thing where like I
Speaker 5: don't want to be on TV looking like this.
Speaker 8: We're feeling like it.
Speaker 1: Really I want to podcast about it.
Speaker 8: Things are getting really heavy here, man, I handle it.
Speaker 1: We're going straight up, Mark Maron. You're eventually wanting we're.
Speaker 8: Heading what area we right now?
Speaker 1: This is like with Wilshire, mid Wilshire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you held up the map, I couldn't. I
Speaker 3: couldn't I don't know because I live I live in
Speaker 3: a different town. Yes, yes, yep, and so the end
Speaker 3: spot is there. This is my favorite part of the podcast,
Speaker 3: where we just it's just like a book by book
Speaker 3: on tape of Google maps.
Speaker 5: Todd, what's your favorite place to go in LA when
Speaker 5: you come here, separate from performing, like a place or
Speaker 5: a restaurant.
Speaker 8: Or just the Grove? Over and over?
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 8: The Grove always.
Speaker 1: Mostly World Market.
Speaker 8: I look at the three stores and I go, whys
Speaker 8: everyone talk about this place so much? I know I
Speaker 8: have a Jay Crews everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's because the Grove isn't where What people get excited
Speaker 3: about is that Farmer's Market. They're totally different. They have
Speaker 3: different parking. It took me a long time. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: don't park at the Grove and then go to the
Speaker 3: farmers Market. No, because they don't validate for a different place.
Speaker 3: It's just in the same square blocks, so you assume
Speaker 3: they're affiliated. But yeah, the Grove is a snooze fest,
Speaker 3: scepter and Christmas. Oh yeah there's elves and yeah I.
Speaker 8: Did see Bobby Brown there once. What you heard? And
Speaker 8: go in the Apple store?
Speaker 1: Serious?
Speaker 8: Yeah I did? Wow, what good celebscidings.
Speaker 3: If you guys know Ben Kingsley is a great one.
Speaker 8: Did you see? I talk about this movie every time
Speaker 8: movies come up. Did you see Sexy Beast? But I
Speaker 8: was going to mention I think that's one of the
Speaker 8: best movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 8: It's not enough people talk about it.
Speaker 3: I haven't. I'm not talking about it because I haven't
Speaker 3: seen it. I see it.
Speaker 8: It might be on Netflix. It's a He's funny in it, right, Oh,
Speaker 8: it's it's everything. Yeah, he's scary and it's just such
Speaker 8: a weird movie and like but not weird, like you know, like, oh,
Speaker 8: this is weird, like just interesting choices they make. Yeah,
Speaker 8: as a director myself, I really the director.
Speaker 3: You've direc you've directed things, right.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I don't theoretically.
Speaker 3: Talk about your body of where.
Speaker 8: You want to talk about my uber or my cat?
Speaker 1: What about your genre?
Speaker 8: Come on, that's not that you didn't use that word correctly.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I didn't.
Speaker 8: I just wanted to say it was killed the conversation.
Speaker 3: No I didn't.
Speaker 1: We're still talking.
Speaker 3: Vehicles that killed the conversation. That's not the rock and
Speaker 3: roll that we just passed every mentioned. That's why people listen.
Speaker 3: I swear they like us mentioning things we're passing. Do
Speaker 3: they messelin avenue?
Speaker 8: This is seriously recorded in the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that and you can hear they did just.
Speaker 8: Add like ambient noise.
Speaker 3: See that's my care, that's the that's the truth.
Speaker 9: Oh wow, because that picks up a whisker you know out there? Yeah,
Speaker 9: just because you know the air conditioned. There's the tar pits, yeah,
Speaker 9: in there.
Speaker 8: I mean I've never been here. I've never been to
Speaker 8: the tar pits. I've never been to Runyon Canyon and everyone.
Speaker 1: They're very similar, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I believed in the Bible until I went there and
Speaker 3: then I see that there's actual bones. They are by
Speaker 3: the devil.
Speaker 8: What is that test our faith?
Speaker 1: It's the actual tar pets?
Speaker 5: Yeah, from whatever the Mesozoic era.
Speaker 1: Again I'm using around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can go Dinosaur, yeah and see dinosaurs
Speaker 3: and they're young in fetal position because they died at.
Speaker 1: Dinosaur they snuggled up. There's lacma.
Speaker 8: Lachma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm museum.
Speaker 1: We have museums too.
Speaker 8: In one goes to them.
Speaker 3: Thank you, you're right.
Speaker 8: I never have at the La County Museum of Art.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: And if it's not right, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: And the corner where Tupac was shot, is it true? Yep, yeah,
Speaker 3: it is. That is I thought, no, no, it's right here,
Speaker 3: and no it wasn't. In Vegas.
Speaker 1: He was shot in front of the Peterson Car Museums.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, are you serious? Yea, yeah, the Automotive Museum
Speaker 3: or whatever. That was one of the first things. Howard Kramer,
Speaker 3: He's like, look at that, right, that's what?
Speaker 8: Oh seriously, So we're finally after ten go rounds, we're
Speaker 8: realizing you're actually serious.
Speaker 3: Why am I somewhat?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 3: People just think I'm full ship all day? But now
Speaker 3: what you've made me? He's no great, He's just he's
Speaker 3: doing it summer things, shoving that down everyone's stuff.
Speaker 5: I worry about him because summer's ending, and he really
Speaker 5: love summer.
Speaker 3: Well, he really loves having a little festival that doesn't
Speaker 3: include me. We're friends.
Speaker 8: Get invited to that Maui festival.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, surf's up. I'd love to. I don't know
Speaker 3: why I said that. Maui's the best part of Hawaii.
Speaker 8: I've never been to Hawaii.
Speaker 3: You haven't.
Speaker 8: I've never been to Mexico either.
Speaker 3: Well, Mexico's gotten a little stabby, but Mali's still beautiful.
Speaker 8: Mai Mexico's stabby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he was dancing. Don't worry that guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a guy that was extremely Uh.
Speaker 3: He was walking, well, he was walking like he was
Speaker 3: walking towards the wind. I think it was for comedic effect.
Speaker 3: But if it was because he had some corn some
Speaker 3: kind of affliction, at least he got a funny one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, because he.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Know you put your sunglasses. Oh, it's totally understandable. We've
Speaker 3: we've thought about it before that maybe getting right after
Speaker 3: someone's been on an airplane maybe isn't the best time interview.
Speaker 8: I think I get so excited about the free ride
Speaker 8: that the sixty bus saving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, That's how we are, That's how we loop.
Speaker 8: People haven't rented a car like my last eight trips
Speaker 8: here or maybe six trips.
Speaker 3: Well you don't need to now with this uber and lift,
Speaker 3: you just don't need to. What we don't ever want
Speaker 3: to do again, right, Karen, is take someone to the
Speaker 3: airport at four am.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're never doing would you do that for.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I and Carmel he had a six
Speaker 3: am flight and so we woke up early in the valley,
Speaker 3: grabbed him and that we were all just out of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We thought it would be funny, like the novelty.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Then you then when you're waking up an hour
Speaker 8: after you went to bed, you're like, hey, maybe this
Speaker 8: isn't worth it for a podcast episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I started this, which is.
Speaker 8: Totally worth It is the draw, this is what's going
Speaker 8: to wrestler?
Speaker 3: What else? What other?
Speaker 8: You're on?
Speaker 3: Louis a lot, right? I see you on there quite
Speaker 3: a bit house right, and you get to just be yourself.
Speaker 3: You don't even have to bring your own wardrobe.
Speaker 8: I do. I know they don't. Yeah, it's pretty easy.
Speaker 3: That sounds great.
Speaker 8: It's all over for me though?
Speaker 3: Why why?
Speaker 8: I don't know. It's something I say a lot. It's
Speaker 8: something I say a lot say. It controls a conversation.
Speaker 3: I do the opposite.
Speaker 8: Do you guys like to eat in town?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know if I can tackle that one.
Speaker 3: I live in Venice Beach.
Speaker 8: Do you really? What's that place in Venice that has
Speaker 8: a like begins with a G. It's kind of it's
Speaker 8: kind of fancy, but not fancy fancy called Roger.
Speaker 3: Gek so not the grove.
Speaker 8: No, no, it's a restaurant. Oh oh, log is it? Log?
Speaker 8: I don't know? It was good?
Speaker 1: Are you thinking of?
Speaker 8: That's with the C. That's a C Venice beach so
Speaker 8: that's far right?
Speaker 3: Yeah it is? Is that where you used to live
Speaker 3: with Tig yep yep for a number year in different
Speaker 3: places around Venice? But I stay over there. It's cool,
Speaker 3: you know, it's twenty degrees cooler a bit. It's so
Speaker 3: nice at all times. Really, yes, it never heard that
Speaker 3: it's been one hundred and twelve. Where Karen lives?
Speaker 8: And where do you live? Karen?
Speaker 1: In Burbank?
Speaker 8: What's it like living in Burbank? Because I just associate
Speaker 8: that with like the price is right or something.
Speaker 5: Well as well, you should, it's awesome. It's super quiet.
Speaker 5: It's like where all the grandmas live. There's hardly any helicopters.
Speaker 8: So what you're saying is that a bad place to live.
Speaker 8: You're trying to justify it by saying it's quiet, that's.
Speaker 5: Right, And I feel like it. The more I talk,
Speaker 5: the more I'll be able to justify it.
Speaker 8: So if you just let me, it's like the Park
Speaker 8: Avenue in New York. Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 1: The Park Avenue of the.
Speaker 8: West Park Avenue would be pretty nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really nice. And bank isn't.
Speaker 3: It is nice? It's great in your neighborhood. It seems
Speaker 3: like I'm just I could be in the Midwest.
Speaker 8: Do you have a house? I do? Yeah, you own
Speaker 8: a house.
Speaker 3: Home owner.
Speaker 8: You had all those writing jobs grown out. It's right.
Speaker 1: I didn't let the podcast stand owning.
Speaker 3: Does this make anyone nervous?
Speaker 8: Not me? Does it like to own a home?
Speaker 1: It's very nerve wracking and there's a lot involved.
Speaker 8: Who does your law?
Speaker 1: It's a lovely man named Freulen Rodriguez.
Speaker 8: Who I don't need to give both names. Why.
Speaker 1: He's a great gardener. I love him. And he came
Speaker 1: with the house like he was just already doing it.
Speaker 8: Grandfather did grandfather.
Speaker 3: We've gotten people a lot of work just by mentioning
Speaker 3: them on our podcast.
Speaker 1: And my my pool man is named Circus.
Speaker 8: You have a pool?
Speaker 3: Circus?
Speaker 1: His name is Circus.
Speaker 8: You have a pool?
Speaker 3: Please say his last name is just Burbank anymore?
Speaker 5: He doesn't who's that Patten used to live kind of
Speaker 5: over by Magnolia, but he moved.
Speaker 3: He's someone I haven't seen for two years.
Speaker 8: Really, yeah, see, I see when I hear that, I
Speaker 8: go it gives me a perspective on that because I
Speaker 8: assume you guys just see each other all the time.
Speaker 1: It was like that in the nineties.
Speaker 3: It was just and us and Ben Kingsley.
Speaker 1: We were just hanging always talking about our art.
Speaker 3: Is this an adult field trip?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: We're really close people, different walks of life, tot.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you'd like to talk about that we
Speaker 1: haven't hit yet?
Speaker 8: This was I like, this is just very loose. I mean,
Speaker 8: have we started. This can't be the podcast.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite joke that you're here occasionally?
Speaker 8: Oh really now that no? I mean it's yeah, what's
Speaker 8: your favorite coffee spot?
Speaker 1: In?
Speaker 5: Graffiti on their coffee is so strong, it's like doing narcotics.
Speaker 8: Like inhaling actual graffiti. There you go. You didn't like
Speaker 8: that one, did you care?
Speaker 1: You're not going to do that at the Ice House.
Speaker 8: I'm going to open a book in my show.
Speaker 1: And once again I'd like to remind you of graffiti.
Speaker 8: Let's plug the ice House this Wednesday. My European tour
Speaker 8: is coming up for real. Yes, going to hell Sinky, Stockholm.
Speaker 3: Dublin are your way you're gonna do.
Speaker 8: And one other place that I've god where else am
Speaker 8: I going? Oslo?
Speaker 3: And you're gonna do it in all the languages of
Speaker 3: those places, right, I am?
Speaker 8: I gonna do it and finish? Yeah, look at my
Speaker 8: Look at my little hotel here.
Speaker 3: Oh it's beautiful.
Speaker 8: It's actually really nice.
Speaker 3: I hope you've been one of those umbrellas.
Speaker 8: I highly recommend this hotel.
Speaker 3: See now, someone's going to drive around until they see
Speaker 3: umbrellas outside of hotel.
Speaker 8: See, hey, this looks like a highly recommended hotel. Hey,
Speaker 8: so I'm guessing.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we can stay here and talk for It's.
Speaker 8: An interesting choice not to pull into the driveway up
Speaker 8: the hotel when I've got heavy bags.
Speaker 3: And see, that's what I wanted. That's the Todd Barry wanted.
Speaker 1: In the You didn't get enough of that?
Speaker 8: No, I didn't, Lenny, I didn't assassin it up.
Speaker 3: I mean there's I like the nowhere at it exactly
Speaker 3: an hour?
Speaker 8: Not happy with this episode? Was that an hour?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: We drove for an hour?
Speaker 3: Isn't that amazing? Well, we talked.
Speaker 8: I would have clocked that at thirty five forty minutes.
Speaker 3: Isn't that funny? Yeah, trying to readjust your that's an indicator.
Speaker 8: Of todd how interesting I am?
Speaker 3: You having fun? I was having Yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 1: And being a fascinator. It's really what you are, a fascinator.
Speaker 1: You're a fascinator.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I like you're going in the wrong way in
Speaker 8: the driveway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what rules are made, you know what
Speaker 3: get out followed.
Speaker 8: I'm not very appreciate. Is there any Is there any
Speaker 8: way you close the show out? Or do I just
Speaker 8: say goodbye?
Speaker 3: When the guy says, hey, you're going the wrong way,
Speaker 3: I roll down the window and I just say no,
Speaker 3: I'm not like I drive on the other side.
Speaker 8: Thanks for the ride, of course. I bet I'm not
Speaker 8: the first one to say that.
Speaker 3: I'll see you.
Speaker 8: I'll see you guys, and let me know when this drops,
Speaker 8: tweet it and uh, I'll do one of my valuable retweets.
Speaker 3: It totally will be valuable.
Speaker 8: Hey, I follow both of you guys, by the way.
Speaker 1: Thanks today, Thanks you number one.
Speaker 3: That was fun forgetting was good right. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: I liked it. I liked it. Oh we forgot the
Speaker 3: That was another episode of Do you need a ride?
Speaker 3: D y n A r.
Speaker 8: Old?
Speaker 3: Are you leaving?
Speaker 6: I you wanna way back?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much.
Speaker 2: Baggage you claim and give us time and they turning
Speaker 2: on and gage.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off instead, we want to
Speaker 4: welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared?
Speaker 6: Or was it fine?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 6: Parn Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need.
Speaker 3: With Karen and Cress
Speaker 1: M