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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four one o six

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Speaker 1: one that you have a dirty little secret, And this

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Speaker 1: is the Jewels Show calling you back to ask you

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Speaker 1: what your dirty little secret is. Hi, this is Jewil. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Christian, This is Bennett. What's up? So nice

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Speaker 1: to hear you, well, thank you. Nice to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Nice to hear you. You You are you able to tell

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Speaker 1: us what your dirty little secret is? Right now? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Yes, you guys are gonna think I'm so

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Speaker 1: weird though, I'm just doing this this morning, all right,

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Speaker 1: So like on this show, we don't judge you, so

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Speaker 1: go for it, don't worry. Oh my gosh. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: when I was growing up, I had a pet tree frog.

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Speaker 1: It's my first pet ever. And his name was Dave. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and good name. That's a good name. He has little

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Speaker 1: steaky pads on feet and Dave name. And I had

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Speaker 1: a stalker named Dave. Oh bad, look like a frog

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Speaker 1: kind of. It wasn't my friend's charming, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: So that was a really good tat in my life.

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Speaker 1: I loved him as about seven years old and fast

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Speaker 1: forward to today. I have a dog named Petunia and

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Speaker 1: is so cute and beautiful. But she has the smelliest breath,

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Speaker 1: just like Dave Cage. And you know, he smells just

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Speaker 1: like his aquarium. And so sometimes if I'm feeling nostalgic,

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Speaker 1: like this morning, I laid him bed next to Petunia

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Speaker 1: and I just smelled her breath. I love what that

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Speaker 1: little That little dog smells just like Dave's aquarium. I'm judging.

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Speaker 1: So you smell your dog's breath because it smells like

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Speaker 1: a stinky aquarium and it reminds you of the frog

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Speaker 1: they used to have. You do you let your dog

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Speaker 1: like your lips too, or you're inside of your mouth?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love my little baby Abbey's breath. Abbey

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Speaker 1: kisses you on the lips all day every day. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, your daddy this morning kisses. And I need

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Speaker 1: princess baby Angel. Absolutely yes, listen on the on the cheek,

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Speaker 1: on the cheek, on your hand, on your arm, not

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Speaker 1: in the mouth. Think no disgusting, you know, for you,

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Speaker 1: it's cute in a weird way. But Christian, that's weird. Stop.

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Speaker 1: So that's your that's your dir little secret. Though it

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Speaker 1: is I mean, I have more, but you secret a

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Speaker 1: double dirty, double dirty. Oh gosh, Um, whenever my husband

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Speaker 1: goes out of town, I actually become the biggest slob

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Speaker 1: on the planet. Whenever he's here, I'm cleaning up behind it,

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Speaker 1: tweeping every little crumb. As soon as he leaves town.

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Speaker 1: I'm like a frat boy. Why do you do that?

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Speaker 1: I have no ideas? He like a clean house freedom,

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Speaker 1: No I do so, then why do you like the dirty?

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Speaker 1: And no idea? And mean literally like throwing stuff everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I'm just walking around in my er. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was going to be something way dirtier. Husband go out

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Speaker 1: of town, said dirty. I'm like when I said naughty,

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Speaker 1: i'man like, yeah, you know, naughty, dirty dirty, like actual

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Speaker 1: felt problem. But thank you for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So my dirty little secret? Um, basically like, I have

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Speaker 1: a nephew and sometimes I watched him after school, and

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Speaker 1: he likes riding bikes and stuff, and uh so recently

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Speaker 1: I've gotten a little tired of it. So when he's

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Speaker 1: at school, I kind of take the air out of

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Speaker 1: the tire. So when he found it in and and

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Speaker 1: wants to ride bikes. I'm like, oh no, the tires flat. No,

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Speaker 1: we can't, dude, that's a great idea. You know, Alex

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Speaker 1: and I were married, if you didn't know that, And

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Speaker 1: we recently got some of those e bikes. They're a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun, right, they're fun. Also, we have a

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Speaker 1: ten year old Alex's son, my steps on Jack's, and

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Speaker 1: he's gonna want to ride bikes all the time, and

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Speaker 1: there's gonna be days or Alex and I are like,

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Speaker 1: don't feel like ran the bike. Thank you for the advice, genius. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: they're looking Thanks for telling us you little secret. Yeah.

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