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Speaker 1: did you bring your Are you bringing your clubs to

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Speaker 1: your carry on? Yeah? Can you carry on a golf club?

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Speaker 1: People do a guitar. Why could you not do a

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Speaker 1: golf club? One club? But a carry on? Though? But

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Speaker 1: they carry on their guitar. But does it need a case?

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Speaker 1: JINX want you before you owe me up? Dick in

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Speaker 1: your head, penis on your nose, coach, But hold on

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Speaker 1: the guitar always has a case. Always, No, one's just

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Speaker 1: Ei there, cowboy, you know what I mean. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say this and probably be wrong. I believe somebody told

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Speaker 1: me when they're drivers, when they do their clubs, they

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Speaker 1: always carry their driver because they don't want to end

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Speaker 1: I only need one club for top golf, right, I'm

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna try for that one? No that seven, dude,

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Speaker 1: You can definitely take one club. Seven. People take strollers.

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Speaker 1: Those are taller than a club. But you got a

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Speaker 1: gate check it. You don't bring the stroller on the plane.

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Speaker 1: You leave it right there at the game, like gate

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Speaker 1: How don't know? It never happens when I fly private?

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Speaker 1: You can always take them on. Oh I forgot, I'm

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Speaker 1: flying private. I'm good, I'm good, You're good. Started right,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Arnold said, all the teaser crossed and eyes

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Speaker 1: or dotted. He signed all the contracts. We are ready

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Speaker 1: for Coaches Convention two point Oh are we getting pizza?

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Speaker 1: Arnold officially took care of everything he is with in

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Speaker 1: it live without Arnold Wheed, Oh, the one to so loses.

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody, I'm Lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 1: sucking the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: much a sports genius. What's up everyone? I'm Eddie and

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk about sports today because we're talking

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Speaker 1: about Vegas. That's what's up. Yeah, y'all at Sisson from

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Speaker 1: the North, but this weekend, I'm from the West. Baby,

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Speaker 1: I'm from the damn desert. I'm a dirty dog heading

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Speaker 1: to Vegas. Baby. What happens in Vegas, states in Vegas,

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Speaker 1: and that for the blobs of bread you bring back

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Speaker 1: over to you guys, we're bringing back you bring bread.

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Speaker 1: Oh bread, No no no, no, no, no no no

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Speaker 1: no bread at Chicken Wings. No no no no. I

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Speaker 1: told you guys. Off to Mike, Me and Bazer. He

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Speaker 1: real nice. Some of that subway bread you hit up

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Speaker 1: I went by the bank. I went to get I

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Speaker 1: he's for sure ship in his pants. Like they have

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Speaker 1: He went to every single game and he was robbing

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Speaker 1: And then why why fifties? Is that a luck thing?

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Speaker 1: Is that a superstition? What is your thing? Well, the

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Speaker 1: fifties there, no luck, no superstition. That's just for maybe

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Speaker 1: the fifties coming to play. Very interesting because when I

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Speaker 1: Can I pause you for a second. There's a big

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Speaker 1: difference between his kitty and your kiddie. He's taking more

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Speaker 1: he did. He broke the hundred, he got two hundred. Well,

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Speaker 1: let me say this. My wife a thousand dollars. Wife

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Speaker 1: advertises on Instagram, so this is literally discretionary income. So

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Speaker 1: if we lose it, we're fine with it. It was

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's great. Let's buy this Like no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not how it works. Like we actually have more

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Speaker 1: I'm not I kind of wanted to spend that. Coach.

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Speaker 1: that's in me a long flight? How long is it?

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Speaker 1: What three and half and we lose an hour. This way,

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Speaker 1: here's the funny part. He you say that going in,

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Speaker 1: And if you're he check fails at seventy five, you're chilling,

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Speaker 1: you're cooling off, you're hitting up a something, a spot

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Speaker 1: room in HIV room or IVY room, I V room.

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Speaker 1: I don't think got hit up that room. I know

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Speaker 1: those rooms exist, and that IVY room that's foreshadowing. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh you're having IVY. We're having IVY to the room.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. You're not taking No, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You're you're yelling at me. I'm not yelling at you.

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Speaker 1: I just thought that he was. I would imagine that

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Speaker 1: This isn't a pleasure trip to him. He's going I mean,

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Speaker 1: he's saying, this is strictly the sore Losers Nation of

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Speaker 1: If I will sit down with sword losers and play

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Speaker 1: black jack, I will play quarry you from exactly. You

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Speaker 1: you man, where are the trash cans? Are your arms tired?

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Speaker 1: from Buffalo? Hats off? Are you from TCU? Sorry? Uh?

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Speaker 1: You have my sorry, deepest consoling Buffalo. Everybody. Let's bet

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Speaker 1: on four for Hamlin four for Hamlin, three three for

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Speaker 1: ever been doing four. That's the problem. I leave him

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Speaker 1: out of my bets, like I don't bet number four years. No,

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Speaker 1: he is because you know he is a little darker. No,

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Speaker 1: it's the four is not near those other numbers. It's

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Speaker 1: not near the twelve, twenty one, the seventeen, right, so

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Speaker 1: you cover that side with the four. That's just a

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Speaker 1: random number in the milk coach. But then it gets

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Speaker 1: more expensive to bet every time that five, five, five spin.

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Speaker 1: You have five numbers of spin and this will be

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Speaker 1: a big But why don't you get rid of your

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Speaker 1: your niece? No, no, she's read red nineteen man. No,

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Speaker 1: I understand my nephews nineteen. Sorry, I understand, But I

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Speaker 1: mean your son is is you're close to your son

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Speaker 1: twenty one though, No, you can't get That's what I

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Speaker 1: good luck? Those are the they're all right next to

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Speaker 1: each other on the wheel. They're all right next to

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Speaker 1: each other. So you're covering a fourth of the wheel.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. That's my strategy. That's that. That is

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Speaker 1: the strategy on roulette. You don't want right you look

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Speaker 1: at the wheels. Okay, So how days is? You have

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Speaker 1: a pie? Okay, and you're gonna get a section of

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Speaker 1: pi and fours. Yeah, you take one of those fours,

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Speaker 1: pick all those numbers, mother, and the rest of the

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Speaker 1: pie you're not getting anything. But instead of just going

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Speaker 1: so I understand your damn pie because you remember on

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Speaker 1: my bachelor party, the lady that was from Dubai, she

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Speaker 1: paper helped her because it was a Roulette pa wheel

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Speaker 1: handle this loaf of bread? When you had five dollars

420
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,159
Speaker 1: as a kid, like a lot of money. Right, You're like, oh,

421
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm saving this. I'm gonna get me a snacklet Where

422
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 1: would you put it? Pants? In your pocket? Tuck it

423
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 1: in in there, That's what I'm saying. Excuse me, hold on,

424
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 1: you had a snack? Did you just say snack? I'm

425
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 1: just saying five dollars is like I thought. I thought

426
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,880
Speaker 1: you said snack. No, no, no, you said you're gonna

427
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 1: buy a snack. Snack And I was like, you put

428
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 1: your snack in your underwear or your shoes something like that. Dude,

429
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 1: the shoes a mistake it's not though in under the foot. Okay,

430
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,159
Speaker 1: so you go to the roulette table and you can

431
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 1: play the whole purse underneath the shoes, but you can

432
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,679
Speaker 1: put some twenties you're gonna Grandpa always use it as

433
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: a hiding spot with grandma shoes. Always we'd pull off

434
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 1: her shoe to be six hundred bucks in there. Dude,

435
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,360
Speaker 1: my my my son had a hundred dollars hundred dollar

436
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: bill and I was like, dude, just put it. He's like,

437
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 1: I don't even pock his dad. Put in your sock.

438
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 1: That's what I used to do. Stuff it down your sock. Dude,

439
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 1: walk to the car. He gets to the car, he's like,

440
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 1: all right, let me give my dad it's not there.

441
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 1: That it's not there moment do We walked up and

442
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,159
Speaker 1: down that that parking lot, never found it, and I

443
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: saw him stick it into his sock all the way

444
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 1: down to the foot. It'll push right out. Yeah, dude,

445
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,439
Speaker 1: I think the movement of that. You have to put

446
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 1: it on. It has to be all the way under

447
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: the side your shoe. Can't. You can't just do it

448
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: on the side. That's just dumb, coach. You can't put

449
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 1: it in a bag that's all I'm saying. No, you

450
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: know what you do is you staple it to your body.

451
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 1: You do that, now we're gonna lose it. Fanny pack

452
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 1: that when I go to Vegas, a Fannie pack is

453
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: almost necessary, easy access to the cash. You're not always

454
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: reaching in your pockets like you're giving yourself a hand job.

455
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: I feel like the Fannie pack is almost the time

456
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 1: necessary in Vegas unless you're at a club. Hey, when

457
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 1: you roll it up, how thick is it? It won't roll?

458
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 1: What do you mean it won't roll? I mean, dude,

459
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: this you stir it any Remember he got nine the ones,

460
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 1: the ones put in your pocket. That's my wife. She

461
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 1: wants to tip the ladies because she feels like you'll

462
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 1: help him have a better life, which is what we

463
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,199
Speaker 1: talked about. Maybe he'll get some of those. I am

464
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: a Christmas present coach. No, you're supposed to tip them

465
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: like you who the cocktail waitresses. Yeah, that's what a

466
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 1: chip is for. That's what I say. You don't they

467
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 1: play the stupid slot. You don't give him the quarter.

468
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,479
Speaker 1: You don't go on veg occasion with us. We're tipping

469
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 1: the maid everything. It's great. Go Hey, what happened to

470
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,120
Speaker 1: the maid. Oh she retired because we gave her too

471
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: many taps. She retired. Oh yeah, okay, based on your tip.

472
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. She's hanging out in the

473
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 1: aisle wait maids that haven't worked since we left there

474
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: on our honeymoon two years ago. Do you always tape

475
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 1: your tip your hotel when you check out the maid?

476
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: I had never even heard of that until a couple

477
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: of years. Because here's my thing. I put the do

478
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: not disturbed. I don't I don't let them. I don't

479
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: have them clean my room. Right, yeah, that they still

480
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 1: come in you know that, right? No, No, they don't know.

481
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: Yeah they do, and they give you like little towels.

482
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 1: They don't clean anything. But then here's some extra towels. No,

483
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: because I say I'm still asleep. I say, you're not

484
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 1: disturbing that. Do you want anything? You need anything? I'm like, yeah,

485
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: just a couple of towels, thank you. Cool Bazer is

486
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: one of the minds that she loves school. Thought that

487
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: you just never have them touch your room, Well, that

488
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: gets annoying. His crap. I'm like, listen, the trashes over filled.

489
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: It looks like a landfill in here. And also I

490
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: haven't had a new towel that I've been able to

491
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 1: clean myself in two days, and that amazing. So I

492
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: got a management. I'm like, hey, for the love of God,

493
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: can you guys please put some shampoo and towels in

494
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,959
Speaker 1: our room. My question is how how would you reuse

495
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: a towel? Right, you don't just use it one, but

496
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: it depends because the girls they do a body towel,

497
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: hair towel, uh whatever, other towel. Oh. And then Boomer

498
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: he's got his dick towel. I'm not using it. You

499
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: gotta see rag like everything to the convention, you know,

500
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 1: and we all shared a hotel together. It was an

501
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 1: absolute disaster. It was like a third world country, a

502
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,959
Speaker 1: triage unit. I was like, can you guys just get

503
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: somebody up there and get the landfill out of there? Dude?

504
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 1: And then you're just like, all right, this one looks

505
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: kind of clean that you're looking at. There's a freaking

506
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: uh staying on there, freaking up track on it. And

507
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm like why, And I'm like, why is there dirt

508
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: all over this towel? Oh? I used it to clean

509
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: off the luggage. It had saltwater on it what salt,

510
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: like from the snow, all the salt I got on

511
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: our suitcases. Dude, apparently they spray a plane with like

512
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: it's awesome. It hit my fucking bag and I had

513
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: an entire I don't There's no other way. There's no

514
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: other way that this happened than a d I er.

515
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: I had a line on one of my sweatshirts, like

516
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: the wet line. There was just sopping wet, and I

517
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: think the d ice are went through the suitcase and

518
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: hit just my sweatshirt. That's the only explanation I have, no,

519
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: because here's what happens. They go on those little luggage

520
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 1: cards that are out there and water gets thrown up

521
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: by tires. So you maybe gotten that or they dropped

522
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: it on the ground. Little water got in there. Have

523
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: the stupidest theories ever, tires and water being thrown up.

524
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: It could be anything. Was it raining ray, Well, then

525
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: that's it. That's what I just said. No, you're saying

526
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 1: the tires spit out water snow? What on the bag?

527
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: What tires am I talking about the plane tires? No?

528
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: The luggage card how they how they have the luggage

529
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: car and one went by and it flung up some

530
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: water or snow or muck and it got on your suitcases.

531
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: It's so frue, I said, muck smuck. Hey, are you

532
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: guys checking a bag just because of the debacle? Whatbuc Well,

533
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 1: two weeks ago people lost. I got there over that.

534
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: I am checking a bag. Well, because I have to

535
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: take items for the convention? Are you taking merch ree not?

536
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 1: I saw that Froggy was wanting to know if he

537
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: could buy another sweatshow but hopefully this is the last

538
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: one behind Well, hopefully this year he doesn't buy one

539
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: and then make fun of me for it and then

540
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 1: leave it. I thinking that boat stop because I am

541
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,479
Speaker 1: just listen, we are gonna have to be Froggy. Oh,

542
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: it's Tim's going he is. Tim hit me up in

543
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: the casino. Westgate is offering him a free buy in

544
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: a black jack tournament, and he said, that's my in.

545
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: So I think I'm going to convention. Okay, just d

546
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: I don't know that's why he dm, you need to

547
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: look at the folio, coach. We have to give it

548
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: to you at a hotel when you check out stuff.

549
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: We have to allow people to buy more tickets. What

550
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: do you mean are you sure? Like I said, they

551
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: cut off time a rubaime. I understand, but what if

552
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: Tim comes all the way from Phoenix, he's hauling a load,

553
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: drops off from Santa Fe, grabs a cup of coffee

554
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: in Albuquerque, heads up to Vegas and what he can't

555
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: get in he dumps his load for what do you

556
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 1: want me to do? I mean, can we have a

557
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: box office? There? Said? We said? How long have we

558
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: said that? It was? I understand, coach, but some people

559
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: they just don't work that way. Hey, and everybody you

560
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: said there was a deadline, and you kept telling me

561
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: get person is not on the list? Person is not

562
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: on the list? Is Ashley Ruise on the list? I

563
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: didn't look back. I I even texted your wife and said, hey, listen,

564
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: I know your your neighbor doesn't like to do things

565
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: on time, like fill out a lineup for fantasy football,

566
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: and so can you please let her know that she

567
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: can't just show up and not have a ticket because

568
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: she won't be able to do anything, like she has

569
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: to buy it before she gets there. Oh, I think

570
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: she already bought it. Okay, all right, that's up to

571
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: you guys. I don't know. I think she just made

572
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: the deadline is what was told. So she's buying. She

573
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: already bought. Okay, so Tim screwed. If Tim didn't buy

574
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: a ticket, he screwed. He's screwed. I mean you wanted

575
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: who's already there though. Cameron need Ham's there, Colby White's there,

576
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: Aaron Sorenson's already there, dude, they're drinking to day. Taylor

577
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: Stacy Young Young Grin is there. Brandon Hills already there's there,

578
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: Paul Fuddis is there? Uh, Taylor Caraways there, Benjie Moser's there.

579
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: Uh no, I haven't seen Miguel Lisa Hayes ziskis there?

580
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: Are they really there? Zak Engleton is already there there

581
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: two days. They're gonna be trashed by the time we

582
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: get Richard Kyle Jones. Oh, he's never was gonna dry.

583
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: But wife scheduled vacation in Kaba with her best friend

584
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: in the husbands same weekend. So Richard Kyle Jones is

585
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: not going to be there. I thought he was gonna

586
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: be there. Oh, Cultures, this is a letter from the listeners.

587
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: Right now. What are you doing? Tell the letter we'll

588
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: read it right after this hell of a tease. Alright,

589
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 1: let her from the listener, Go Go Go Coachers, longtime listener,

590
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: third time emailer. I just wanted to say that I

591
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: enjoy the hell out of y'all show. I wish my

592
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: fiance and I could get it get to the Coaches

593
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: convention this year, but unfortunately I have a turnaround going

594
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: on the or reach around going on at the mill

595
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: at that time. Anyway, Chelsea, my fiance and I would

596
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: enjoy a shout out on the show for getting engaged

597
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: over the holidays. Keep up the great work, Split family,

598
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: Go Pokes, Go Run Runners. Oklahoma State grad marrying a

599
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: U T s A grad. Thanks Andrew c and Chells

600
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: the paper mill workers, so they were gonna come, but

601
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: they got engaged and he has to do a reach

602
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: around at the paper mill that day. So Andrew and Chelsea, congratulations,

603
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna miss you. But hey, no matter what you

604
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: do this weekend, no matter how much your kiddie is,

605
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: your loaf of bread, how much you lose, No, just no,

606
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,959
Speaker 1: don't that you didn't lose as much as Carlos Korea.

607
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: He lost a hundred and fifty million dollars the past month,

608
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: So don't feel bad about he lost or didn't get it.

609
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: He signed a contract with the Giants of San Francisco

610
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: kids three d fifty million, pending the physical. They flagged

611
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: something on his physical. Wait a minute, we don't like

612
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: the way that look. They grabbed his nuts and he

613
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: cough like that and they said, he said, okay, I'm

614
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: gonna go sign with the Mets for three hundred million

615
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: dollars pending the physical. They look at the physical, Oh,

616
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: we see something on the physical scene. They're not saying,

617
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: this must be more in depth physical than we do

618
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: here at work. One testy bigger than the other one.

619
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know where you hold that little

620
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: machine and they measure your body fat by holding a machine,

621
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: which makes no sense talking about the win that the decade.

622
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: When you squeeze it and it shocks you, basically. And

623
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: so he went back to the Minnesota Twins for two

624
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars. He didn't lose anything. He lost no,

625
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: he had three fifty million dollars on his plate right there.

626
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: But he and he couldn't pass the physical. Crazy. It's

627
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: not like he didn't study for it, coach, it's just

628
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: the way it is, like there's something wrong with his

629
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: body that they don't like he didn't lose. Crap you

630
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: in your hand, Like here, you're looking at the wrong way.

631
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: Did somebody say we'll give you three hundred thousand dollars? Yeah,

632
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: or whatever. But but it's not done. It has to

633
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: you have to pass this. Then you fail it. You're like, crap,

634
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: now I gotta do the second best. Okay, crap now

635
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: I gotta the third best. Coach, it's still a ship

636
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: ton of money. He's good. Hey are you Are you

637
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: guys trying to win money or is this right? I'm

638
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: trying to lose money? Well you think I'm trying to

639
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: know I'm trying to survive. Guys, I'm trying to make

640
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: my money last all weekend. That that's actually the goal

641
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: for me too as well. Do you want to review

642
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: reveal your kiddie? Uh? Yeah, share four dollars? Okay, So

643
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: are you gonna have to out? What do you mean?

644
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm not down? No, No, you're I'm just down to

645
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah for the trip, That's what I'm talking about.

646
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're out on the red bed.

647
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: I didn't do it last year, You do it this year? Yeah?

648
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: You do it or you get the guy out of here, Like,

649
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: just because you didn't do something last year doesn't mean

650
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: you can't. You understand ray. If you don't do it,

651
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: you're get out of here. What if I go black

652
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: last second against the entire nation? Oh my god, no

653
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: one would ever talk to you again to a t.

654
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: So your merch go on black again? He put ten

655
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: dollars on black, like just the pistols off. I just

656
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: have a bad experience because of my bachelor party. But

657
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: gaming money to gamble with I lost it within that's

658
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: your problem using dad to freaking gamble. You know. It

659
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: was a red bet and dude, we lost so quick

660
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, so what do we

661
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: do there? That was your money? So who cares? And

662
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: guess who stole the thunder? I had side bet you guys.

663
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: I actually won, But that's Dodd put it on the

664
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: wrong numbers. I don't even know what Dodd what numbers?

665
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: Dodd put it on one of the numbers. I told

666
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: him because all my numbers were read, and he put

667
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: it on some number, and we want I won, So

668
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what he put it on. I didn't

669
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: tell him to do that. And I was at ground

670
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: zero and when Dodd was doing I was like, damn,

671
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,959
Speaker 1: that was slickly did you guys plan that ahead of time?

672
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: Because he knew the numbers perfect, Like that was so

673
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: well done. Apparently do was hammered, didn't even do the

674
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: right because Doc comes up was like, dude, you want

675
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: to like ears. I'm like, no chance because it's black.

676
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: He's like, no, it's right here. Here's all your money,

677
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the hell did you put my

678
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: numb money on? I love it? Thank you? Wow, that's amazing. Yeah, So,

679
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: I mean it was a mistake. It wasn't my fault.

680
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: I didn't try to overshadow anybody. Ray if you bet black,

681
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: but we all bet red. We're telling security not let

682
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: you let you into any of the events. You guys

683
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: are gonna have trouble with security doing this red beat.

684
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: If you go the mob mentality, you gotta already told

685
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: you we're gonna be We're gonna line up single file,

686
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: and we're all gonna be in a good organized line.

687
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: No one will be too hammered. Are we doing it

688
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,479
Speaker 1: at resorts? We're marching like an ant, right, We're gonna

689
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: get no ants go marching. We're gonna line up like

690
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: ants and chant let's get down, Let's get down. I'll

691
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: play it on the phone. South Beach. Do you give

692
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: me a heads up? Though? He said, I mean he's

693
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: coming the table minimum. It won't affect us because we're

694
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: doing a big bat. But he said, they're kind of

695
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: pricey where resorts World. Yeah, just all a Vegas coach.

696
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 1: It's Las Vegas on Tunica prices. You're expecting you're gonna

697
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: have to go back to where were you at that

698
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: one time the hunger strike, where you were like five

699
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: minutes away from Vegas. That's where you're in Reno. Yeah,

700
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: you're in Reno. That's what you're gonna do. I I

701
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: don't know, but yes, Eddie, I'm trying to win money.

702
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: If you're asking me, I am, I'm gonna need a

703
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: nap on the plane. I'm gonna take a nap. I'm

704
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 1: gonna be I'm I believe I'm flying with my wife

705
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: and Ashley Ruise. So what does that mean? Naps out

706
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: of the question. I mean, I think they want us

707
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: to drink on the plane. Flight. Um, that's brutal. I mean,

708
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna last four days. This is the thing.

709
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: It's not a sprint. It's a marathon in Vegas, and

710
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: nobody realizes that until it's too late. No. No, that's

711
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: the mistake a lot of people make is the first

712
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: night they go balls to the wall, and then the

713
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: next two days you're like, oh my god, what am

714
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 1: I doing? Uh? And my favorite thing is going to Vegas, Eddie.

715
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: Everybody does it. You know you're all about betting. You're

716
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: gonna beat right away. Just play You're too good to

717
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: bet roulette. Try it later, that's cool, that's fun, craps.

718
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll play, Maybe I won't. You're too good for

719
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: the gambling. You don't want to get sucked in right away? Okay,

720
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 1: so you let that table know that you have that,

721
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: you have the where with all the same too good

722
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: for you, hard to get. You're playing like the chick

723
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: at the bar. Maybe are you single? Not for you?

724
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: You're not interested? But I mean, then what's your eight year? Okay?

725
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: Then I love his strategy. I like the strategy what

726
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: it does for you. But hey, you want me to

727
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: put get out of here? And hey we got the

728
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: first time I see a table minimum that's thirty That dude,

729
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: I don't play that. What do you play? You're going

730
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: to see that all weekend. Dude, I love a five

731
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: to ten dollar table minimum, so I can drop down

732
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: and get it high low and get on. Get in

733
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: a cab, tell him you're going to Reno. Yeah, get

734
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: on a cat a Vegas coach and say hey, can

735
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 1: you take me a Tunica because they'll take you there

736
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: from Vegas. It'll take a couple of days, but you

737
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: can get to Tunica there, ain't. You ain't finding five

738
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: dollar tables. They just think they're too good since the pandemic.

739
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: They they're used to have five dollar table limits. They

740
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: did minimums started. What casino you were playing at? Cosmo? Okay,

741
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: not even five. I think the cheapest they will ever

742
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 1: go is fifteen, and that's at like seven am, six

743
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: am Cosmo. You ain't playing five dollars. Trust me. My

744
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: wife opened that casino and I've never seen five dollars.

745
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: You guys owned the casino. She opened it. She was

746
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: part of the opening. And I'm learning you Lunch. I

747
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: know you haven't been to Vegas as much as me

748
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,439
Speaker 1: and other these casinos and stuff, but are you talking?

749
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: You know, Eddie, you know how Lunch pays at the

750
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: counter for his parlays and his sports bets. Nobody goes

751
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: to the counter anymore. He likes the papers. There is

752
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: now fourteen kiosks lined up in one desk worker and

753
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: everybody goes to the chaos, right because I went to

754
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: You know what's cool about that is all the windows

755
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: are open. Thank you. I like the person up there

756
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: and me saying, oh, you know I want to do this,

757
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: this and this. Okay, they type in the computer your

758
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: day and they print out that piece of paper. Would

759
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: you like some drink tickets? How many drink tickets do

760
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: you get from that machine? Zero? Hey, I know Ray

761
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: is the Vegas expert and he'll tell you how to

762
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: do it. But how many drink tickets you get when

763
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: you spend money in that machine? Too? Because you get

764
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: your ticket and you go show him your ticket, you're like,

765
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: I printed on the kiosk, give me my two tickets. No,

766
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. That's how I do it. You

767
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: wait till line dies down, guys. I'm just warning because

768
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: you there was a forty five minute line at Westgate

769
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: to bet on the NFL playoff. That's why we didn't

770
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: go back. No, they kicked us out. That might have

771
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: been part of it, but I still don't think they did.

772
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 1: I was told to us through a third party. I'm

773
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: still not sure they did. Should we march like ants

774
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 1: down to Westgate and ask him what happens? We need answers?

775
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: I mean, do you go ever you can see what

776
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: your ex girlfriends are doing? Now something? Well, then you'll

777
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: be that guy drive by the West Gate to check

778
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: it out. He's gonna be like in a cab going

779
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: by the West Gate. Oh that's the way it was

780
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: when I played the freaking wind course. Dude, you see

781
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 1: the west Gate and that this is like that would

782
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 1: have us. Hey, that would have been a good post.

783
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: I know I kept thinking about it, but you never

784
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: did it. A couple of posts I regret. But thank

785
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: you for posting for the convention. Thank you, no problem

786
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: to Like, we really appreciate that you. You really helped

787
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 1: us out, like you were a team player. Okay, real quickly,

788
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 1: not a lot of time. Um so uh itinerary? Yeah?

789
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: Uh do we have it? You haven't got it? No?

790
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, And here's the cool thing. Let me tell

791
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: you how good this is. They're gonna get emailed and

792
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: they got an emailed to them also? Who wrote it everywhere? No? No, no, no, no,

793
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: I had proof readers. Tit is. I'm sorry, space, this

794
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: is gonna be a fun trip. Also on their badges,

795
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: maybe I should just should I tell you yes? Or

796
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: is it gonna be a surprise? They can scan that

797
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: QR code, pulls up the itinerary right there on their phone.

798
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: Free drink tickets. No, no, those aren't on their phone.

799
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: That's slick, dude. It's awesome. And you did all that. No,

800
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 1: I didn't do that. That's what stage pilot did. They guys,

801
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: are any of the pilot's gonna be there? Yeah? They're

802
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: flying us. Oh of course. Yeah. I'm telling this is

803
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: gonna be so much better than last year. It's gonna

804
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: be awesome. And there's people coming from last year that

805
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: I look at him like you were there last year. Crap.

806
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: I feel like a dick. I don't remember them all,

807
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 1: but we can't. It's impossible remember everyone. Oh yeah, tall guy? Remember? Okay,

808
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: how many shots? What about the one guy? Are you

809
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: gonna do? A guy keeps telling us he played it,

810
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: placed a bet on Red and Neddie stole him money.

811
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: That guy hit me up for six months and said

812
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: he bet on Red and he never got paid from

813
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: it and he was saying he gave them money to you.

814
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: It was an investigation. But yeah, my question, my my

815
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 1: honest question, tall guy. Are we doing shots with tall guy?

816
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 1: Of course? I mean I really don't do shots anymore,

817
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: but I'll do it for a tall guy. Of course.

818
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: Jello shots, body shots, shot shot shot shot, shot shots.

819
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: All right, just don't blow your load the first day.

820
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to do a lock I mean, do

821
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: you want to do a lockdown? What do you guys

822
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: need it? Chargers all the way and that and it

823
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: aim gonna be close, so go ahead and take it.

824
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: I believe it's minus one. It will probably move because

825
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: we record this a year ahead of time, but chargers

826
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: and uh lock it up. Ray said to look it up.

827
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: All right, Happy Friday, everybody, We are heading to Vegas.

828
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: You aren't gonna be there. You better follow us on

829
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: in Still, you better follow us. You're gonna miss out.

830
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: You're gonna have fomo. You're gonna hate yourself and you're

831
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 1: gonna be like, why did I not go? And you're

832
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 1: gonna say that three hundred dollars that you were bitching about.

833
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: You are gonna hear all these people, every single person

834
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: is gonna tell you it's worth way more than three

835
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. So all you bellyating babies stay home, enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: What was the package we came up with? The arnold No,

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Speaker 1: the other one I forgot what it was. General manager coach,

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Speaker 1: you can stay home, special teams manager. No, the one that, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can stay home, conditioner conditioning coach. I don't. Next podcast,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna hear me open it with I made money

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Speaker 1: in Vegas because my plan isn't foolproof, but I always

842
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Speaker 1: allow myself the best chance to make money in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: You know, many people say that when they go. You know,

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Speaker 1: everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

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Speaker 1: And when that dealer reaches over and punches you in

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Speaker 1: the mouth and takes your damn money, that's where you're wrong.

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Speaker 1: I don't play a dealer. Bubble craps, No dealer, bubb

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Speaker 1: it's the bubble bubble, My bad, bad all right, Look

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Speaker 1: for Ray, he'll be on the buffalo, So he'll be

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Speaker 1: on the Bubbalo City or you guys from that's to

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Speaker 1: meet you cool Minnesota. You lock the twins. Don't hit

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Speaker 1: on that. Don't hit on that. Twins are vac help

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Speaker 1: the whole table? Remember you don't do You've got a

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Speaker 1: king in a two? Don't hit? Would you rather go

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Speaker 1: to a Twins game or a Viking's game? Don't hit?

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Speaker 1: That's my king. It's about to come. Remember we're all

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Speaker 1: a team here. Who you over there? I don't know

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Speaker 1: your name. You're not gonna hit on that? All right?

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Speaker 1: I split him about are you this is my hard

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Speaker 1: heard money? Thank you? Don't your advice? Are we done?

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Speaker 1: The guy over there says to split him. I don't

862
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Speaker 1: know who is that? Does he work for the casino?

863
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: Is he trying to take my money? Like he keeps

864
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Speaker 1: asking me where I'm from. I don't want to tell him.

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Speaker 1: Like when he says we're a team, does he realize

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Speaker 1: my money doesn't go his money doesn't go home with me?

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Speaker 1: So we're not really a team. I've never played black

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Speaker 1: jack with Lunch, and I don't plan on it because

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Speaker 1: it's not Luca. You get controlled and by the end

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Speaker 1: of it you lose six. Might as well just give

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Speaker 1: him your money here, just play for my money, just

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Speaker 1: bring use it? All right, I'm done. I gotta go

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Speaker 1: see you guys in all right, we gotta go we

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Speaker 1: gotta get on that plane and the arrow plane. The

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Speaker 1: pilot just texted me, just started it up. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Let's all right, we're done. Goodbye a delayed God damn it,

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Speaker 1: they're waiting. We're not getting there to Sunday. What kind

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Speaker 1: of food you guys want