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Speaker 1: The name is Michael Rappaport a k A. The Gringo

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Speaker 1: So I am Rappaport stereo podcast coming live and direct

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Speaker 1: everybody's feeling safe. I hope everybody is feeling sane. We're

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Speaker 1: heading to the second podcast of this week, and you

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Speaker 1: time co host of the World's most disruptive podcast, Dean

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Speaker 1: This is a very special podcast. Um, this is the

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Speaker 1: a week on all podcast platforms Apple, Spotify, this one,

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Speaker 1: when we're up here talking, people will give us cowboy hats.

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Speaker 1: they we've been discussing that there's a lot of people

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Speaker 1: that fucking moment. Huh, you thought you thought it was

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Speaker 1: You got nothing left in my will? Um my will

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Speaker 1: directing in September, um eight episodes, and I've been just

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Speaker 1: referencing all sorts of movies. Also, are you getting into

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Speaker 1: to inspire yourself with the directing. I'm watching all sorts

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Speaker 1: It's not the same tone. But there was a couple

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Speaker 1: directs his films. He's the director of Talladega Nights, right yep.

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Speaker 1: want to cheer yourself up, I suggest watching the Ballad

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Speaker 1: of Rickey Bobby Talladega Nights. Lift your spirits up any

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Speaker 1: and he broke his dick. Now people think that I

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Speaker 1: was he actually broke his dick and it broke to

419
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Speaker 1: the right homeboy got a question mark. Now my man

420
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 1: got a question mark. Now, and that wasn't made up.

421
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: I don't know why people think I would make that up.

422
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: But you know, now obviously he's got a catheter. He's

423
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: got to go back for an examination because he literally

424
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Speaker 1: broke that dick. And I was thinking to myself, what

425
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: kind of fuck style do you have? Like, you know,

426
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: everybody gets into sex, and you know, everybody has their

427
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: like you know, where it's very passionate and sometimes it

428
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,239
Speaker 1: could be you know, it's almost athletic. You know. When

429
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Speaker 1: I was did he break it or did she break it?

430
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: It was while they were having sex. She didn't like

431
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Speaker 1: break it with her hands. She he broke his dick,

432
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: broke that pipe, broke that loaf. He broke his loaf

433
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Speaker 1: while they were having sexual intercourse. Was so he was

434
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Speaker 1: raced to the hospital. What happened, like did they surgically everything?

435
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: And then you gotta go into the hospital. It's It's

436
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Speaker 1: one thing you go in the hospital, Oh I broke

437
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: my leg, or you you had a broken ankle, or

438
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Speaker 1: oh I had pneumonia. But when you got to go

439
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Speaker 1: in the hospital and you have to tell the person

440
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: at the check in at the emergence room that, they're like,

441
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: what's the matter, sir, And he's like, I've broken my dick, Sir,

442
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: I'm dicklus I need help. And then do you like,

443
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: do you put a cast on? It is in an

444
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: ace bandage? Is it gone? Is it tape? Um? Is

445
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: there physical therapy that you have because you know, when

446
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 1: you break a bone you have to recover. Is their

447
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: physical therapy? Are people signing the cast is like, I'm

448
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: I'm just so curious about that. Um? Okay, Well hopefully

449
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: we well he's in our prayers. We're hoping that you

450
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Speaker 1: get your dick back intact and you you're back in

451
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: the saddle. Uh. You know, I can't imagine that would

452
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: really really mess me up in the head, But we're

453
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Speaker 1: sending you nothing but positive vibes. My friend in Indonesia podcast,

454
00:26:53,600 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: so Jake Paul is fighting another bum. Jake Paul, who

455
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: is not a real boxer, doesn't take real pe d

456
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: test like actual professional boxers, is about to fight another

457
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: person because Tommy Fury, the brother of Tyson Fury, for

458
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: whatever reason, couldn't make it into the country, and now

459
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: Jake Paul is going to fight another person, and of

460
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: all places, the world's most famous arena, Jake Paul's boxing

461
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: somebody in Madison Square fucking Garden, and the guys about

462
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: his father was a real boxer's father is Hassin Rockman,

463
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: who fought Mike Tyson. I've seen some films of Hassan

464
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: Rockman Jr. He can't fight, and Jake Paul is doing

465
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 1: everything ken to try to hype up this non fight

466
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Speaker 1: fight that's taking place in Madison Square, guarding the fact

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Speaker 1: that they're letting Jake Paul fight in the same arena

468
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Speaker 1: that Andre the Giant wrestled Hulk hulgan a Hulkamania, I mean,

469
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 1: at WrestleMania. The fact that they're in the same arena

470
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: where Joe Fraser and Muhammad Ali fought for fifteen fucking

471
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: rounds is pathetic. It's pathetic, and they're trying to drum

472
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: up some some hype and draw up some reason to

473
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: watch this fight, and inevitably, even after getting burnt three

474
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: times by watching fucking Jake Paul, the fighter who's not

475
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Speaker 1: a real fighter, who doesn't do real p D drug testing.

476
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Speaker 1: We have to sit there and I'm gonna wind up

477
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Speaker 1: paying fifty nine dollars or forty nine dollars to watch

478
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: that bull shit. I'm not paying that money. Not I'm

479
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: not spending the money because these past couple of fights,

480
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: I feel like they're just a rooking us man. I

481
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: feel like it's all set up. I feel like all

482
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: this trash talking, they're just trying to get the viewers.

483
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: They're trying to get your money. I just I don't

484
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: buy it. I'm not into it anymore. I was into

485
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: it last year, But who cares Jake Paul. He's taking

486
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: my money. Jake fucking and he makes millions of dollars

487
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: doing this ship. He's not a real boxer. He makes

488
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: more money than the highest paid boxer. He made million

489
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: dollars last year boxing and he's not. Like that fight

490
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: versus Tyrone Woodley when he knocked out Tyrol Willy, I

491
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: think that fucking fight was fixed you. I was gonna

492
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: ask you, like, is I think it was fixed? I

493
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: think it was fixed. Why do you say that I do.

494
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: I just after it's all said and done, I think

495
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: it was fucking fixed. I think it was fixed. And

496
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: if Jake Paul wants to be a real boxer, why

497
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: doesn't he fight a real actual boxer? Yeah, well that's

498
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: always the conversation. Like, give a real contender, somebody who's

499
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,239
Speaker 1: given their blood, sweat and tears an opportunity to fight

500
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: you instead of these like fucking basketball players and m

501
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: m A fighters that are smaller than him and older

502
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: than him. Like, fight somebody at your own age, Fight

503
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: somebody your own size, Fight somebody like you want to

504
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: be a real boxer, Let's cut the bullshit. You're in

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Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden, Well is it? Who is he fighting now?

506
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: Some fucking guy who's about his inexperiences him? And it's

507
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: something I think I'm gonna be in l A for it.

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00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: You want to watch it together, you want to have

509
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: a fight night. We should have a fight night. And

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00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: we should bet on it. We should We should definitely

511
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: do some like sports betting. My bookie, whatever it is,

512
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: I've lost fifteen hundred dollars on Jake Paul fights. Then

513
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: you shouldn't bet and leave it to me or give

514
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: me your money and I will play some bets for

515
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: you because I got that golden touch. You don't have

516
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: that golden touch. Now you have you been playing poker

517
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: at all this summer? Yes, I have. I've actually been

518
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: playing a lot of poker. I really have. You went

519
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: to the casino on a late night, you know, jump

520
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: offs at the casino. I went to comment and you

521
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: have been told me about it. When was the last

522
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: time you went to the casino? About a month ago.

523
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: I went to the casino, was playing with some degenerates

524
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: and I came up. I won. I've been doing pretty good,

525
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: but I really would love for you to sponsor me.

526
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: To give me five thousand dollars, ten thousand dollars, say

527
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: go to Vegas. I'm gonna sign you up for the

528
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: Poker Tournament World Series of Poker and take my money

529
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: and see what you could do with it. I think

530
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: you and I would be a great team. Bro. I'm

531
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: just saying you you want me to give you ten

532
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: thou dollars to go to Vegas to play fucking poker.

533
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: I won't let you down. I'm just saying I'll even

534
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: wear a hat with like a sponsor sticker that says

535
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: Rappaport TM like I'll do whatever, Like I'll be like

536
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: a NASCAR driver for you. And what if you come

537
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: back with no money? If I come back with no money,

538
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: I'll be changing my phone number. You will be able

539
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: to reach come back with you won't be able to

540
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: reach me. But that that's a worst case scenario. You

541
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. That's a very very very um

542
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: it's smart, right, what what's smart? The proposition? Proposition is,

543
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: the proposition is smart. If I gave you the ten

544
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to go to Vegas, I would be such

545
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: a fucking dumbass. And also why do you have to

546
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: go to Vegas? Why can't you go to that shiphole

547
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: casino down there? At um, what's the place you go to? Marango?

548
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: Commerce Commerce, I could do that too, commerce. Just send

549
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: it to ven I mean if Venmo works for you

550
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: or cash I I could do whatever. But just you

551
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: have my account, you got my routing number and all that. Right,

552
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: my man, I'm not fucking sponsoring you to play fucking poker, blackjack, craps,

553
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: fucking Texas hold him or any of that ship none

554
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: of it. I I the fact that you're even asking

555
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: me to sponsor you in a poker tournament. Have you

556
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: ever won a poker tournament? Oh? Yeah, I mean a

557
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: few years. I mean it's been a lot, it's been

558
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: about ten plus years. But it's it's happened. It's not

559
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: something that hasn't happened. You know what I mean? You

560
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: haven't won a poker tournament in ten plus years? Well,

561
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: I mean I play it with my friends like home games.

562
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: I win on that and stuff. I'm just saying it. Look,

563
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: it's a risk, you know what I mean. Well, I'm

564
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: definitely not sponsoring you in a poker tournament. Okay, Well

565
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: it's worth it's not happening. And the fact that you

566
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: had it all laid out like you had like a script,

567
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: makes me feel like this was sort of premeditated, Like,

568
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: you know, today's the day I'm gonna ask my crap

569
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: about sending me to fucking Vegas to gamble ten thousand

570
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: dollars of my money. Not happening. Just look at Okay,

571
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: I just figured it would be just what just look at,

572
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: just look at the would be fun. It would be

573
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: fun for me to give you ten thousand dollars to

574
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: go to Vegas. Do I have to pay for the

575
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: plane ticket or is that part of it? It's definitely

576
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: not part of it. I mean, I'm gonna need a

577
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: need to fly out there somehow? Right, you want you drive?

578
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what kind of humility are you coming

579
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: to me with? Look at just a fucking simple note.

580
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: What you should even offer? Like you should be like, yo,

581
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: I'll drive, well, I need to get there somehow. Well,

582
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm the talent I'm complaining in the tournament. I'm not

583
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: gonna start driving the I'm not drying, you know what

584
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm the talent. You you pay me, you

585
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: sponsor me to go out there, and I played for you.

586
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: I simply would have been perfect. I know it would

587
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: have been fine. Okay, how about funck No, never happening.

588
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: Don't ask again. I don't know what the funk you're

589
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: talking about. And don't ever ask me again about sending

590
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: you to Vegas to play in a goddamn poker tournament.

591
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 1: I'd rather take ten to throw it out the window.

592
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: I have a better chance of it flying back. Okay, Well,

593
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: they say the dumb questions are the ones that you

594
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: don't ask, right, isn't that the saying that? No? They

595
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,439
Speaker 1: say the only bad question is the one you don't

596
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: ask exactly, and so I had to bring it up.

597
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: But anyway, this has been really what else have you

598
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: been watching? You said you watch confession albums, I mean

599
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: confession confession videos. I split my time. I've been watching

600
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: a lot of confessions, right, Yeah, confession interrogations where the

601
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 1: person confesses. So I'm watching like two three hour long interrogations.

602
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: There's some really the good YouTube accounts. There's one called

603
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: The Mind of a Criminal. There's another one called Explore

604
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: with Us, and then the Holy Grail, the Godfather of

605
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: who dissects these things. Jim Can't Swim j c s

606
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: on YouTube breaks down some famous cases he puts into

607
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: the interrogation, the psyche of these people, really really interesting stuff.

608
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: What's the page his pages Jim Can't Swim on YouTube,

609
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: or there's Mind of a Criminal or Explore with Us.

610
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: I watch all the interrogations. I like to see people confess.

611
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: I like to see what's going on in these sick

612
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: fox minds. That's a good one. That's more on the

613
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: dark side. If you're looking for something a little bit

614
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: more lighthearted and knew that just came out. Um, there's

615
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: a a really good show called The Bear on FX.

616
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's eight episodes. Stars um this guy Jeremy

617
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 1: Allen White who was a was in Shameless and all

618
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: the acting is really good. It's about the chef who

619
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: came from like the fine dining world and he has

620
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: to go back home to Chicago to to take care

621
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Speaker 1: of his family's restaurant because his brother left died and

622
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 1: left it in his will for him to come back

623
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Speaker 1: and take care of it. And I hope people are

624
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: watching the seventeen Emmy nominated TV show that I am

625
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: in the second season of Only Murders in the Buildings

626
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Speaker 1: starring Selena Gomez, Steve Martin, Martin Short Um, seventeen nominations.

627
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: Unfortunately I didn't get an Emmy nomination. Episode eight hasn't

628
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Speaker 1: been released yet. You know, there's been some reviews of

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Speaker 1: episode eight. People have already said episode eight rapp Reports

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Speaker 1: should have gotten his Emmy nomination. But great show. I'm

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Speaker 1: proud of the show. It's on Hulu and what more

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Speaker 1: can I say. It's the Iron rapp Reports stereo podcast,

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Speaker 1: Alive and Direct from the gloom Tomb of New York City.

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Speaker 1: We came, we saw, we disrupted, we came, we saw it,

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Speaker 1: we disrupted, and we did it all on TikTok first ever,

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Speaker 1: say it's time to get out of here. Miles Jourdan

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Speaker 1: I am Wrap Reports Stereo podcast with something real, loud

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Speaker 1: and real funky. I'm Rapports Stereo Podcast. I'm out