Speaker 1: Yeah, you're supposed to start it, man, you said before
Speaker 1: we went on, I got a story about the original coach,
Speaker 1: which means that is a block material.
Speaker 2: I'm not the host.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah you are.
Speaker 3: You got to kick it to me as the co host. Uh,
Speaker 3: over to you, right start the show. Yeah, we should
Speaker 3: start the show and then we'll get to that. I'm
Speaker 3: so confused. What are you confused by? There's an intro
Speaker 3: to a show. There's a beginning, of middle, and an end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the introduction, the body and then the conclusion.
Speaker 1: Well then what you have to do when you wrote
Speaker 1: a paper?
Speaker 2: And then also that I oh, yes.
Speaker 4: All.
Speaker 3: At the same time, I felt bad then for making
Speaker 3: fun of you for the Afroman story because it is
Speaker 3: tough to determine because you asked me before we started,
Speaker 3: is it a block? And I said yes, and on
Speaker 3: reconsidering it, maybe it's like B So then I all
Speaker 3: of a sudden felt all the pressure of an a
Speaker 3: block story. So now I understand Afroman. You just don't
Speaker 3: know if it's gonna hit.
Speaker 1: No, you really don't, Like I have no idea what
Speaker 1: I think when I see something, and I'm like, that
Speaker 1: is so funny. And then I bring it in and
Speaker 1: you have and your eyes show me that you have
Speaker 1: no idea what I'm talking about. I feel like, as
Speaker 1: I'm telling the Afroman's story, I was like, this is
Speaker 1: just losing steam. I started losing steam. I started losing
Speaker 1: confidence in myself, in my judgment. But then the people
Speaker 1: online have justified my love for the Afroman trial and
Speaker 1: all the music videos because they are phenomenal.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get it started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it live, man, Arnold, are you running? Yep?
Speaker 2: Gout my pants down?
Speaker 1: Run it a party, No, Arnold, that's later. That is
Speaker 1: later on Broadway. Man, you and Abby do your thing there.
Speaker 1: We don't do that in the studio. Spring Break is
Speaker 1: best served in Dashville. It's a dish, best serf hot Hey, Arnold,
Speaker 1: spring break has been over for like three weeks, man,
Speaker 1: so he's turned to break. Whenever I do spring.
Speaker 3: Break, I break.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you that teachers get off pretty early.
Speaker 1: There's a guy that teaches at Vanderbilt. He is His
Speaker 1: daughter is in my oldest kid's class, so first grade.
Speaker 1: They're in the state, and I was talking to him.
Speaker 1: He teaches two classes per semester.
Speaker 3: One of those gender classes.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he teaches, but he was just
Speaker 1: telling me that he's a professor at Vanderbilt and his
Speaker 1: last day of teaching is like April eighteenth. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: I really felt like college went into the middle of
Speaker 1: May back in the day. Maybe not, maybe they get
Speaker 1: out before regular school gets out. But he's already almost
Speaker 1: done with his school year and then he's off for
Speaker 1: four months.
Speaker 3: It's pretty baller, but so advanced degree. He probably went
Speaker 3: to school for twelve years.
Speaker 1: That is true. He did go get his something, and
Speaker 1: he teaches it Vanderbilt, and he does do research during
Speaker 1: the summer. But he is gonna go to Canada for
Speaker 1: like a month with the family.
Speaker 3: Just research my backyard drinking a beer with birds flying by.
Speaker 3: Test it again tomorrow my theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna research if I drink this whole picture
Speaker 1: of Margarita's while be smashed or just buzzed.
Speaker 3: Just grab my wife's knockers. Gonna do it again tomorrow,
Speaker 3: test the theorem that she gets mad at me. We'll
Speaker 3: check back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna smack my wife, but at seven am, see
Speaker 1: if that gets here in the mood. If not, we'll
Speaker 1: try at eight am. Turn back with me tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna walk down Broadway and get slobber knockered and
Speaker 3: count how many people I see.
Speaker 2: Try it again tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the research.
Speaker 2: I mean, what research is.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the movies with my family on
Speaker 1: tomorrow and we're gonna see how many people are in
Speaker 1: the theater at three pm. And then we're gonna go to
Speaker 1: a movie the next day at six pm, and we're
Speaker 1: going to count the difference. I bet there's more of
Speaker 1: the six pm. That's my hypothesis. Check back with me
Speaker 1: in three days. That just reminded me. I did a
Speaker 1: communication studies class in college.
Speaker 3: Definitely a rocket was in my group and we had
Speaker 3: to go to Walmart and count people in certain departments.
Speaker 3: Really might not be politically correct nowadays.
Speaker 1: Why what's wrong with counting people?
Speaker 3: We would also count how many people went in the
Speaker 3: dressing rooms and then how many people just didn't even
Speaker 3: try on clothes.
Speaker 1: Is there something wrong with that? Uh?
Speaker 3: I don't know if they're doing any research projects in
Speaker 3: near the fitting rooms of department stores in today's day
Speaker 3: and age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that may look a little weird, like the girl
Speaker 1: dressing room. Why do you want to know creep?
Speaker 3: The girl at one point was positioned in front of
Speaker 3: the dude's fitting rooms and she was counting how many
Speaker 3: of them and how long they were in the fitting
Speaker 3: rooms for huh, just because we didn't have enough people
Speaker 3: to go around. So like I was almost in the
Speaker 3: kids section. I think, Okay, Like.
Speaker 2: How wrong was that?
Speaker 1: No, that's very wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm like watching kids play with toys. They forty percent
Speaker 3: of the kids that touched the toy bought it. Like,
Speaker 3: what a stupid research project.
Speaker 1: That is pretty stupid.
Speaker 2: But love the group.
Speaker 3: I was in good group and that oh I told
Speaker 3: you it was a rocket in there. And also as in.
Speaker 1: What does a rocket mean?
Speaker 3: Hatty?
Speaker 1: I've never heard a hotty called a rocket.
Speaker 2: Neither here nor there.
Speaker 3: But the point of the story, even better point than that,
Speaker 3: was I was trying to hit on her, you know,
Speaker 3: I think I almost put her in my group, like
Speaker 3: picked her. Yeah, and I was like, hey, let's get
Speaker 3: a couple other people to team up. Well a week
Speaker 3: later after the group, but I didn't know if she
Speaker 3: had a boyfriend. But I'm like, you know, trying to
Speaker 3: holler at her. I'm selling my TV and her dude
Speaker 3: and her come over to my apartment and I'm selling
Speaker 3: my TV. It's like I can't pay rent in the
Speaker 3: ad and they come over and they're taking my only
Speaker 3: TV that I have because I probably lost money gambling.
Speaker 3: And hey, I was the guy hitting on your group project.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know the ad said for rent, but I
Speaker 3: was just kidding. I know, you're taking the TV now
Speaker 3: and it looks like I just have an empty dresser.
Speaker 3: That's actually the case getting bigger TV. I mean it
Speaker 3: was like a top of the line TV, so obviously
Speaker 3: I was selling it for money troubles. So that was
Speaker 3: pretty much the end of the line with that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that group project didn't work out, and nothing about
Speaker 1: it worked out.
Speaker 3: Huh what did that teacher think that we were gonna
Speaker 3: get some that's your research project data?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what you're researching, but I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there was some kind of topic you were
Speaker 1: doing where you guys got Walmart and probably someone else
Speaker 1: in your group got Target or Kmart or something like that,
Speaker 1: or Bells or Mervin's. Did you ever have Mervins? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Were you the only group that had to
Speaker 1: go to Walmart or everybody had to go to Walmart.
Speaker 3: Everybody went to different stores. Okay, yeah, and we had
Speaker 3: chose that one. And dude in San Marcus, Texas, we
Speaker 3: were stalking, for lack of a better word than aisles.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to the kids section. I'll see
Speaker 3: in a second, Sarah you go into the guy's fitting rooms.
Speaker 3: And I think is Thearah the rocket? Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: almost want to say that. They said, Hey, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: that's my sister's name. She was at that school. Were
Speaker 3: you hitting on my sister?
Speaker 2: Never got her last name?
Speaker 3: Okay, I think they said, hey, just creepy factor. We
Speaker 3: don't want to put a guy near the girls dressing room.
Speaker 3: But we didn't think it was wrong to have a
Speaker 3: girl near the guy's dressing room, so they said, but.
Speaker 1: They didn't think it was creepy to put a guy
Speaker 1: in the kids section.
Speaker 3: You had to go to every department. Okay, I was
Speaker 3: just standing in the kids section. Huh So random? Hell
Speaker 3: communication studies.
Speaker 1: Baby, man, that's a weird one man.
Speaker 2: What of research project that was?
Speaker 1: That is interesting? So what'd you find out? What was
Speaker 1: your final analysis?
Speaker 2: All it was was data from Walmart.
Speaker 3: How people that tries to we found out that if
Speaker 3: somebody tries something on there's a chance that it's a
Speaker 3: way better chance that they're gonna buy it than if
Speaker 3: and then we would follow them to see that they
Speaker 3: went to the cash register. Dude, that would not fly
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Now, that'd be a little weird. They'd pull out their phone.
Speaker 1: They'd go live on TikTok and be like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this guy's following me through Walmart. This guy's followed me
Speaker 1: through Walmart. Get away from me, creep. That's what they
Speaker 1: would do.
Speaker 3: Once the kid would get out the basketball and dribble it,
Speaker 3: I'd follow him to his parents, follow him to the
Speaker 3: cash register and.
Speaker 1: Would you have your clipboard and be like, excuse me, ma'am,
Speaker 1: are you gonna buy that basketball? Are you gonna return
Speaker 1: the basketball? Or are you just letting your kid have it?
Speaker 1: And then you're not gonna pay for it.
Speaker 3: We had stop watches and went dom it because we
Speaker 3: didn't want to look creepy with notepads. Were like, hey,
Speaker 3: we can reconvene and then take our notes, but let's
Speaker 3: not carry around notepads for that reason. But this is
Speaker 3: taken away from the a block.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is taken away from a block. We
Speaker 1: better start the show man. We got sidetracked. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do it live. We Oh the what duoe?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 1: So users, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
Speaker 1: the most about sports, So I gave you the sports facts,
Speaker 1: my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 3: Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north. I'm
Speaker 3: an alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville,
Speaker 3: baser in the country. My wife two point three through
Speaker 3: through three three acres nice and mode appreciated boys. See
Speaker 3: you in a week and fertilized a little bit of furt.
Speaker 1: In that dirt. Well done.
Speaker 2: I knew where you were going.
Speaker 1: We're on the same page today, folks.
Speaker 3: And we got a voicemail. That's foreshadowing. That's men, man.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Can I get to the a blog?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go ahead. Well you usually say over to
Speaker 1: you and then I say back to you, but you
Speaker 1: didn't do that. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Talked to coach coach to refresh you, guys memories. He
Speaker 3: came up with the word coach at Indianapolis Colts camp
Speaker 3: and he worked for the team and all they do
Speaker 3: is call each other coach.
Speaker 2: So he brought it to the rad station because he
Speaker 2: had a radio show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we all just started calling each other coach,
Speaker 3: and then we created a merch line and it said
Speaker 3: coach on it and he got mad as for that
Speaker 3: and we never talked since as he's still with the Colts,
Speaker 3: he's not. They let him go sadly. Oh but I
Speaker 3: did save a voicemail his because it's the funniest voicemail
Speaker 3: of all time.
Speaker 2: Just to refresh you guys memory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear it. Please, here we go. Should we
Speaker 1: say his name? We can't hear it, dude, you gotta
Speaker 1: put it on speaker, bro No jump.
Speaker 4: Driving to Michigan through Indiana, and I stopped at this
Speaker 4: little casino that I usually hit when I lived here,
Speaker 4: and I do.
Speaker 1: The same thing.
Speaker 4: I put two hundred bucks in my pocket and I
Speaker 4: go to the High Limit room and I play that
Speaker 4: Wheel of Fortune high Limit that's twenty five dollars a spin.
Speaker 4: So I got four spins on the first hundred nothing
Speaker 4: and on my second set of spins on the second hundred,
Speaker 4: I hit the twenty five hundred. Got paid. Jump back
Speaker 4: in the car about nine minutes about nine minutes of
Speaker 4: the work in the door when dip paid out the
Speaker 4: door under ten minutes. That's the way to roll, right there,
Speaker 4: Coach twenty five hunter fan, all Right, I don't see you.
Speaker 5: Hope you're having a good time and the holiday.
Speaker 3: See, I love this.
Speaker 1: Still have a voicemail. I love that you still have
Speaker 1: that voicemail.
Speaker 2: Whatever I've been a bad mood. I listened to that
Speaker 2: the good old days.
Speaker 1: That is fantastic. The person that deletes emails, text messages,
Speaker 1: deletes everything, you absolutely kept a banger of a voicemail.
Speaker 3: You ate me a funny voicemail that's getting kept. Or
Speaker 3: you're a family member that I think may die.
Speaker 1: Well, right, that got morbid. That does get morbid, dude.
Speaker 3: But anyways, so I had hit him up and just
Speaker 3: just talking, just small talking.
Speaker 1: Was just saying, hey, how you doing. Man?
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll just think, man, why did I lose touch
Speaker 3: with that person? Boom hit off with a text.
Speaker 1: That's really good to you. That's brave man.
Speaker 2: And everything was fine with him.
Speaker 3: He's doing great, except for he said, colts win a
Speaker 3: different direction. Maybe when Ursa passed, Oh no, daughters took over.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that it was they were just doing budget cuts.
Speaker 2: Who knows.
Speaker 3: So now he lives in the desert in Arizona. He
Speaker 3: lives in Nevada. Whoa he works for the Raiders.
Speaker 2: Chris Angel mind freak.
Speaker 3: Maybe And he says he plays poker. He's semi retired.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the problem. A lot of the poker rooms
Speaker 1: in Vegas are going bye bye. They've been getting rid
Speaker 1: of the poker rooms. There was a big poker boom
Speaker 1: and they had all these poker rooms, and now they
Speaker 1: are cutting the poker rooms because they realize they can
Speaker 1: make more money with other gaming facilities like slot machines
Speaker 1: and tables. But just to reconnect with him and talk,
Speaker 1: can you tell me what you said to him? Did
Speaker 1: you just say, hey, man, been thinking about you? Like,
Speaker 1: how did you reconnected? You just out of the blue
Speaker 1: text and say what? How does the conversation get going?
Speaker 3: Oh? There was a lady in the news that died.
Speaker 3: Her name was share In Gorman. Oh and so I said,
Speaker 3: hoping you aren't related to her. Oh, and he said,
Speaker 3: thank you for your concern. Coach, never heard of her,
Speaker 3: but prayers as she died.
Speaker 2: She was killed.
Speaker 1: Oh, she was killed.
Speaker 3: He didn't tell me that and then he says he's
Speaker 3: got a gal. Now whoa in the desert? Yeah, just
Speaker 3: talking shop like the good old days. I mean this guy,
Speaker 3: we would end our show and we would go in
Speaker 3: his studio, put down everybody puts down ten twenty bucks
Speaker 3: and would shoot a basketball in the trash kid.
Speaker 1: It was so dumb.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the pot went up to eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: Yep, it was great.
Speaker 2: The old producer Brandon.
Speaker 1: Oh whatever happened in Brandon man.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but he would always it was always
Speaker 3: like does he have the money?
Speaker 2: Does he have the money?
Speaker 3: And if he did, that mean like his kid probably
Speaker 3: wasn't getting lunch money or he was taking it from
Speaker 3: his old lady's purse.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, did you know the guy he used to
Speaker 1: do the show with lives down the used to live
Speaker 1: down the street.
Speaker 2: Phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Didn't know that. Like I saw him walking his dog
Speaker 1: one day and he's like, hey, man, you live here.
Speaker 1: I was like yeah. He goes, oh, you didn't know
Speaker 1: I lived right over here. I said no, and he goes, man,
Speaker 1: we're gonna hang out. Never saw him again. Oh, then
Speaker 1: I see him like a year later, Oh man, how
Speaker 1: you been? I'm like, where have you been. Oh, man,
Speaker 1: I'm here, just here and there tours and I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: cool man, all right, yeah, dude, I will beer on
Speaker 1: the back porch. One day I was like, all right, dude,
Speaker 1: just text me. Never heard from him. A saw him
Speaker 1: about a month ago. I said, Man, where are you man?
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, dude, I've been in Minnesota. Man,
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm just coming down. I'm selling the house.
Speaker 1: We've been in Minnesota for like two years.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, what about that beer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about that beer on the back porch?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: What about that? Hey? Why say you live right down
Speaker 1: the street when you really live in Minnesota? And he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, and we thought about, you know, like keeping
Speaker 1: the house even though we've been in Minnesota for two
Speaker 1: and a half years. But the kids are grown, they're
Speaker 1: not going to come back. So we're in Minnesota. We're
Speaker 1: not gonna be leaving Minnesota. So why have the house here?
Speaker 1: He goes, So it's going on the market, man, it's
Speaker 1: going bye bye. So we're here to clean out the house.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, man, it's been real pleasure being
Speaker 1: a neighbor yours.
Speaker 3: Hey, well you packed boxes, you want to have a beer.
Speaker 1: I said, before you leave, you want to get that
Speaker 1: beer on the back porch, so you're not a liar.
Speaker 1: So we shook hands and he was like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird moving out. I've had this house
Speaker 1: for I don't know how many years, he said, But
Speaker 1: literally I saw him three times. No wonder, I only
Speaker 1: saw him three times. He was living in Minnesota the
Speaker 1: whole damn time.
Speaker 3: And Coach also was the guy that my parents frowned
Speaker 3: upon me and Baz are living together before we remarried.
Speaker 3: So one weekend I had the idea, tired of my
Speaker 3: parents always coming down and I'm sleeping in sin so
Speaker 3: I said, Hey, Coach, what if I just put like
Speaker 3: a diploma on a table and a couple pieces of
Speaker 3: clothes those articles of clothing on the bed, maybe a
Speaker 3: backpack in one of your rooms, so it looks like
Speaker 3: I live at your place with you. So if my
Speaker 3: parents want to see where I live, I can kind
Speaker 3: of show it and it looks like I'm not bagging
Speaker 3: a Nashville chack.
Speaker 1: How old were you at this point, Oh, probably twenty five.
Speaker 2: He said, sure, Coach, Sure, sure, sure, suresh.
Speaker 1: I did it?
Speaker 3: Put all my stuff there, but parents never even wanted
Speaker 3: to see where I lived. So it never got to
Speaker 3: that point.
Speaker 1: Twenty five years old and you're worried about where you
Speaker 1: live because of your.
Speaker 2: Per memorizing the drive.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then you show up and he
Speaker 1: forgot to give you a key. Hey, Hey man, Hey,
Speaker 1: I get get in? Are you home? You never gave
Speaker 1: me a key? Ray, He never gave you a key?
Speaker 1: How long you lived here? I've lived here for a year, mom.
Speaker 1: I I usually just leave it on lot. That's I
Speaker 1: don't know what he was doing today. I'm bad.
Speaker 3: That's a good dude. And then we stole the coach
Speaker 3: name from him and made merch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my name, image and likeness. I think he was
Speaker 1: more mad about it. He invited you to a Colts
Speaker 1: party here in town, and you guys never showed up.
Speaker 3: That was more to utter guy confirming we were gonna
Speaker 3: go when I never confirmed at eight pm on a
Speaker 3: Thursday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's good that he semi retired. He's just
Speaker 1: he deserves it. He's been working hard his whole life.
Speaker 2: He's a great dude.
Speaker 3: I mean, the stories are endless, just how he taught
Speaker 3: us how to show park. He goes, yeah, why would
Speaker 3: you ever park behind a restaurant? He goes, pull a
Speaker 3: thing up front, give the guy twenty dollars, just tell
Speaker 3: him to park it out front. Even But this is
Speaker 3: not just places that at Valet. He's talking any place
Speaker 3: you just pull it up front, give the coat guy
Speaker 3: or something twenty and tell him to just park it
Speaker 3: up front.
Speaker 1: Just leave it up front. Man, I'm gona ride back
Speaker 1: and they just leave it up front. I've never I
Speaker 1: had never heard.
Speaker 2: Of that, he said. At the airport.
Speaker 3: That's kind of where I learned about VIP, but this
Speaker 3: is a different iteration of it.
Speaker 2: He would pull up to the.
Speaker 3: VIP, give him twenty bucks just to hold his car
Speaker 3: and say, hey, I'm leaving, leaving in like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: Don't want to go through the whole rigamarole of parking
Speaker 3: a vehicle. He just hold onto a form me, here's
Speaker 3: twenty and the guy like, yeah, I know, we're just
Speaker 3: parking over there.
Speaker 2: Come back and get it though.
Speaker 1: That's awesome that and then I.
Speaker 3: Mean, he would he he was notorious when construction site
Speaker 3: started in that show.
Speaker 1: Oh man, he would pull pull up to the work
Speaker 1: and pull up and he just pull up. He'd pull
Speaker 1: up and he'd.
Speaker 2: And the guys would be all flustered.
Speaker 1: He'd honk at.
Speaker 3: Him and he'd always have a yukon or an escalade,
Speaker 3: like a powerful look in suv rolled on his window.
Speaker 1: I just talked to Bob.
Speaker 3: He said that you guys, you guys have that metal yet,
Speaker 3: and they'd be like, no, no, there hasn't been a shipment.
Speaker 1: Ah, damn it.
Speaker 2: I'll call Bob again.
Speaker 3: He said he was gonna bring it by confuse every
Speaker 3: construction worker, but they always fell for it.
Speaker 1: Well, they don't know what's going on. They just get
Speaker 1: start getting yelled. They'd pull up, Hey, guys, Bob said.
Speaker 1: Bob said, he'll be buying thirty. Make sure you're you're
Speaker 1: you're really uh, you're really working hard thirty. Bob said,
Speaker 1: he'll be buying thirty. Good All right, man, we'll see
Speaker 1: you guys later, and you drive off and they would
Speaker 1: just look at him so hard. Who the hell's Bob?
Speaker 1: Is that real? Are we are?
Speaker 3: We?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh? So fun and not even filmed.
Speaker 2: He just did it for the love of the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was. He wasn't doing it for TikTok tik
Speaker 1: Tak He wasn't doing it for Instagram, he wasn't doing
Speaker 1: it for the Twitter. He was doing it just for
Speaker 1: the laughs and the camaraderie of guys being guys. It
Speaker 1: was so fun. Have they delivered that palette yet?
Speaker 3: No? Not here? You're sure they didn't bring one early
Speaker 3: this morning? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the big guy again.
Speaker 3: He said, they're delivered it this morning. Alright, I'll be back.
Speaker 3: And then it always rolls window down, leave the worker
Speaker 3: like I guess he'll be back.
Speaker 2: Hey, will you tell him I swung by? Yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: tell him.
Speaker 1: All right. Hey, I'm just glad you reached out to him. Man,
Speaker 1: that really means good. That's I'm gonna reach out to
Speaker 1: someone today that I haven't taught to I actually did.
Speaker 1: I reached out to a guy that I grew up with, right,
Speaker 1: batter at the box. No what if everybody that's a
Speaker 1: batter's box here with us? And he was in town
Speaker 1: like six months ago, and he hit me up, and
Speaker 1: so we went and had a drink, and so I
Speaker 1: got his number, and I finally, like six months later,
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to him, and so I texted him.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, man, just checking in. Hope the
Speaker 1: family's doing well. Hope you're doing well. He never responded
Speaker 1: that it was like a week ago. Man, I don't know
Speaker 1: new numbers, man, I don't know. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a new number. I think it's just like, hey, we
Speaker 1: got that drink in Nashville, and we're not really that
Speaker 1: close anymore, so you don't really need to text me
Speaker 1: see how I'm doing. Let's see if I maybe I
Speaker 1: missed it. No, no, let's see there it is. I
Speaker 1: texted him on three nineteen. That's been ten days, man.
Speaker 3: Well, and also remember people read texts at different times.
Speaker 3: I read mine at two am, and then I'm not
Speaker 3: going to respond to somebody and wake him up, So
Speaker 3: then I'll do it later or just never respond. Then
Speaker 3: he gets pushed down. Next thing, you know, ten days pass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm glad to see coaches back in your life.
Speaker 1: That's that's such a romantic good thing. We'll be right back, man.
Speaker 3: And to hear him say coach in that voicemaild only
Speaker 3: to know that we're gonna steal the name image in lateness.
Speaker 1: Ten years later, culture everybody says, have kids, have kids,
Speaker 1: it's the most amazing thing you'll ever do. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you'll never understand that feeling. And I agree with them sometimes,
Speaker 1: except for on Wednesday, when I look at my schedule
Speaker 1: and I have a soccer game six oh five.
Speaker 3: Please no more times. My kids gotta practice at eight No.
Speaker 1: Continue, kids don't have practice on Wednesdays. They don't have
Speaker 1: anything on Wednesdays six five pm. That's pretty early. And
Speaker 1: I look at my three kids in the face and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, boys, you want to watch your dad
Speaker 1: play some soccer tonight? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, They are all in.
Speaker 1: It's about time, dad. We never get to go watch
Speaker 1: you play soccer.
Speaker 2: This is what they actually said.
Speaker 1: Now, this is what they actually said, or what you
Speaker 1: wanted them to say. No, no, this is what they said.
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 3: And some kids selfish, They just want to see themselves
Speaker 3: in the mirror.
Speaker 1: So I'm excited. I'm like, yes, my kids want to
Speaker 1: go see me play soccer. This is what they want.
Speaker 1: We always have eight o'clock, nine o'clock games. They can't
Speaker 1: come to those, it's too late. They're already in bed
Speaker 1: this one. They're gonna come and cheer me on. So
Speaker 1: we get to the soccer place and before the game
Speaker 1: they want to play a game two on two. I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: I need to save my energy, but fine, I'll run
Speaker 1: up and down the field with you kicking the ball. Great.
Speaker 1: Then the game starts and I'm like, hey, that field
Speaker 1: over there is open if you guys want to go
Speaker 1: play and there No, I want to watch, No want
Speaker 1: to watch, No, I want to watch. So they all
Speaker 1: sit Chris Cross Apple sauce on the sideline.
Speaker 2: Opening day of base soccer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, base Oh, I guess baseball was that night.
Speaker 3: But no, why would we talk about that. I'd rather
Speaker 3: talk about opening night of soccer?
Speaker 1: Thank you. This was Wednesday. Opening Day was really on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Netflix had it on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Yeah, where were they playing Giants? Baby Yankees? Were
Speaker 1: they in America?
Speaker 3: I think so? But I know Netflix was all over.
Speaker 3: It was all haywire. Everybody's so terrible, but they stick
Speaker 3: to movies. Let us handle the sports anyways.
Speaker 1: So I make a bad pass and it goes out
Speaker 1: of bounds.
Speaker 2: Wow, So first time you've said that you make a
Speaker 2: bad pass.
Speaker 3: You're just like I passed great, I did great defense.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes I do play. I mean I make mistakes
Speaker 1: every game, and there's no way on perfect every game.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: But in my head, like I stopped playing organized sports
Speaker 3: fifteen years ago, so I just imagine you as like
Speaker 3: this horrible, like always trip in like terrible, but in
Speaker 3: your head you still think you're playing with them. So
Speaker 3: in my head and our listeners probably imagined you as awful.
Speaker 3: So the fact you finally just said you made it
Speaker 3: bad past, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, And maybe it wasn't that bat.
Speaker 3: I mean it hit like sloppy, your shoes are untied,
Speaker 3: A lot of huffing and puffing, like that's what I imagine,
Speaker 3: and I've never seen you play before.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna argue with you. There is huffing
Speaker 1: and puffing going on. There are times when I think
Speaker 1: I can do something that I used to be able
Speaker 1: to do, and then I'm like, not, can't do that.
Speaker 1: Like or you tell yourself, man, you're gonna get that ball,
Speaker 1: and then someone gets there before you do and it's like, man,
Speaker 1: that's weird. Or you're running up to play defense and
Speaker 1: you think you're gonna be able to stop. But then
Speaker 1: you just run into them because you can't put on
Speaker 1: the brakes as fast and you have to. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm so sorry. My mind tells me I
Speaker 1: can still do that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: And it's all these big bandy kids there, and the
Speaker 3: guys are wearing banana hammock now when the girls are
Speaker 3: wearing those golf skirts.
Speaker 1: Ah, I've never seen the banana hammocks. But okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know what soccer you're watching, but there are no
Speaker 1: banana hammocks allowed on the field that I know of.
Speaker 1: And so I make a bad pass in the first
Speaker 1: minute of the game.
Speaker 3: Only crap want to start and.
Speaker 1: It goes out of bounds. And you know, I told
Speaker 1: you I love my kids. They came to watch me.
Speaker 1: And from the sideline, I hear, Dad, why'd you kick
Speaker 1: it out of bounds? That was bad?
Speaker 3: Okay, no eighty nine more minutes of this. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it wasn't me that kep out of bounds. It hit
Speaker 3: off his foot. It was Sarah And now it's Charlie.
Speaker 1: Bad path Dad, it.
Speaker 2: Was the ups guy. That's the goalie.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Then I take a shot and miss Dad,
Speaker 1: I would have scored that. Now this is funny. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, and I'm like, this is gonna get old.
Speaker 1: This is gonna get old. They're gonna yell every single time.
Speaker 2: The players gotta be loving it though.
Speaker 1: Oh people are laughing. People are laughing. And then this
Speaker 1: one person stuffs me, Dad, that wasn't a good idea. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I try another pass and it goes way out
Speaker 1: of bounds and goes wow, Dad, you kicked out the
Speaker 1: wrong way A long way. Okay, all right. Then we
Speaker 1: give up two goals.
Speaker 2: Well please tell me they saw you get a goal.
Speaker 1: Then we give up two goals, and my youngest yells, Dad,
Speaker 1: maybe I should play goalie.
Speaker 3: I'm like, relax, you're a kid. I cannot brought you
Speaker 3: in this world'll take you out.
Speaker 1: And I get that. He thinks he should play goalie
Speaker 1: because he's the youngest. So the two older brothers when
Speaker 1: they play in the backyard always make him play goalie.
Speaker 1: And so we give up two goals and he thinks,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, they're giving up a lot of goals.
Speaker 1: I mean, put him in he would die. Oh.
Speaker 3: It's just like enter Miami versus Nashville sc out. There.
Speaker 1: No it's not that. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no stop. It's I'm just saying that I a four
Speaker 1: year old, I don't think he would be able to
Speaker 1: stop a shot.
Speaker 3: Like, dude, I've seen old man softball, so I know
Speaker 3: those visions. I've just never seen old men's soccer. So
Speaker 3: like when you explain your stories, I know you're thinking
Speaker 3: like you're just like you were when you were in college.
Speaker 3: All I see in my head is like old ass
Speaker 3: men tripping and crap, like your gut's hanging out like
Speaker 3: bad kicks, yelling, like.
Speaker 2: So much sweating. That's all I'm seeing it by head.
Speaker 3: And then I see a couple of Vandy co ed
Speaker 3: chicks that are flying around you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then James gets the ball on the right
Speaker 1: side and he goes just take a shot, and the
Speaker 1: sniper got him down. He goes swung and miss hit
Speaker 1: the turf and my kids, y'all, Dad, did you see
Speaker 1: him fall down?
Speaker 2: James is getting pulled in now raked.
Speaker 1: And they are just making fun of us the whole time,
Speaker 1: and halftime it's like four to nothing or four to one,
Speaker 1: and they come over like Dad, Dad, you guys got
Speaker 1: to score more. You're losing. Yes, I know, Dad, how
Speaker 1: come you're not winning yet? Okay, guys, this team they're good,
Speaker 1: they're fast, they're younger than us. Okay, we're trying our best. Okay,
Speaker 1: second half they decided to go play on field one
Speaker 1: for about ten minutes because they didn't want to watch
Speaker 1: us get smoked anymore.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, good kids, if they last the
Speaker 3: whole game, ain't no way.
Speaker 1: Then he comes over and he's like, Dad, Dad, I
Speaker 1: gotta go poop, right, Well, what do you want me
Speaker 1: to do about it. I'm playing a game. I told
Speaker 1: you before we left the house. If you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to poop, I'm not gonna be able to help you
Speaker 1: at the game.
Speaker 2: Where's your wife?
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's not there. Ray problems. No. She
Speaker 1: went to school board meeting about budgets, very interesting, very
Speaker 1: exciting stuff. And she's like, I really think it's important
Speaker 1: for you know, me to go watch and learn about
Speaker 1: the budgets for all the schools in the district.
Speaker 3: We have eighteen dollar She's like two of the dollars
Speaker 3: were spent on toilet paper, Like, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: I would love to know their budget, Like what a
Speaker 3: hundred bucks?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but she wanted to go and she
Speaker 1: wanted shell.
Speaker 3: As they're twelve years old. The bathrooms haven't been updated
Speaker 3: in twenty years. But this year we're gonna have a
Speaker 3: new AI tool that makes the teachers not half the
Speaker 3: grade tests. It's two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what they talk about. But I
Speaker 1: wasn't there. My name was Been. I wasn't in it.
Speaker 1: I was at my soccer game. So the older kid
Speaker 1: he has to go poop, He goes poop leaves and
Speaker 1: then we end up losing seven to two.
Speaker 3: Geez freaking leaking like a SIV. You got to get
Speaker 3: two guys in goalie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and no, our goalie played amazing. What's a if?
Speaker 1: That's amazing?
Speaker 2: What's a bad game?
Speaker 1: Twenty goals?
Speaker 3: It should have been twenty to two. I mean, our
Speaker 3: goalie was amazing. Uh, Vandy's gotten good, amazing. And my
Speaker 3: kid's dad, you guys got crushed. Wow, you guys got crushed. Dad.
Speaker 1: You didn't even score a single goal.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's the memory they'll remember.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I know, and they're like, Dad, but
Speaker 1: we did see you take a couple of shots. They
Speaker 1: didn't go in, but we saw you take a couple
Speaker 1: of shots. But you guys got crushed. Couldn't bend it now.
Speaker 3: I couldn't bend it like Beckham man. I couldn't do
Speaker 3: a Beckham kick. It just doesn't bend. It just keeps
Speaker 3: flying off. It's like freaking fades, freaking golf dude.
Speaker 1: It's wide right, not even like oh man, gotta miss
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, so it was bad, dude. We absolutely
Speaker 1: got crushed. It was sad to see the kids. I
Speaker 1: thought they were gonna love me and they were gonna
Speaker 1: embrace me and they were gonna support me. But instead
Speaker 1: they're already into the trash talk and ragging on Dad
Speaker 1: about how bad his team was. First thing they tell
Speaker 1: their mom, Mom, Dad's team got crushed. I'm like, great, great, great.
Speaker 1: It was six to two, No, seven to two. They
Speaker 1: only scored two goals. Okay, okay. Then pre K. I
Speaker 1: pick up the four year old from pre K yesterday
Speaker 1: and he goes Dad, Dad. I'm like what, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I told all my friends about how you got crushed
Speaker 1: last night. Ah. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I told Isaiah and Robert and JB. I told him
Speaker 1: all about how you guys got crushed in soccer.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be better, though, than the other guy talking
Speaker 3: about his dad that's an alcoholic, or the one that
Speaker 3: doesn't have a job he's been unemployed for six months.
Speaker 1: At least they had a story to tell about their dad.
Speaker 1: At least they got to see their dad do something
Speaker 1: besides pick up the bottle.
Speaker 3: And you know, those kids went home and told their
Speaker 3: parents and their dad's like, what he's playing? Organize soccer?
Speaker 3: I get home and put down a bag of Dorito's, like,
Speaker 3: what what are you taught?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: That would be mind blowing to a dad that he's like,
Speaker 3: May they must have young parents.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's your age. He has a beard that's.
Speaker 1: Gray, he has white hair on his face.
Speaker 3: Well, they must have had those kids real young. There's
Speaker 3: honey playing intramurals. He's got to be in his I'd
Speaker 3: say his must be in his thirties. Had that kid
Speaker 3: in his twenties, it must be as he's got a
Speaker 3: beer gut and hasn't even hit the treadmill in years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it was rough. And then we're sitting around
Speaker 1: the dinner table last night, and the youngest tells his brothers, yeah,
Speaker 1: I told all my friends about how dad got crushed
Speaker 1: last night, and my middle goes. Middle one goes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell my friends tomorrow. Like what, Like, guys, it's over.
Speaker 1: We lost no need to spread the news. You sat
Speaker 1: at the dinner table. What does this leave it to
Speaker 1: beaver ry?
Speaker 3: And then in the morning, I read the morning paper
Speaker 3: with some orange juice. I'll take two eggs, yeh, some toast,
Speaker 3: Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1: One thing you learn is that when you have little kids,
Speaker 1: you sit at the dinner table as a family and
Speaker 1: eat dinner. Most of the time, me.
Speaker 3: On one chair, bazer sitting up at the calendar, the
Speaker 3: cat walking all over the dishes, that's dinner.
Speaker 1: I understand that when you don't have kids, you can
Speaker 1: be all over sporadic. And the oldest was upset because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let him take his food and eat it
Speaker 1: in front of the TV. Because the NCAA tournament was
Speaker 1: on last night. He wanted to watch, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: we're sitting as a family. Oh you never let me watch.
Speaker 1: You know, that's not it. We're just eating dinner right now.
Speaker 1: Can I turn my chair to uh so I can
Speaker 1: get an angle to see the TV. No, that's not
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. You're gonna turn around and face
Speaker 1: us and we're gonna talk. He must have ate late,
Speaker 1: geez baezer by six thirty. Sorry, I can't eat after four? Eh,
Speaker 1: what I'll eat solo.
Speaker 3: She's on some inter minute fasting and I think she's
Speaker 3: shut down from eating at like three point thirty, So
Speaker 3: from three thirty to nine she's starving to death. I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's gotta be another diet where you don't just shut
Speaker 3: off eating it. She's like, you got to hurry home.
Speaker 3: I got what what are you talking about? So we
Speaker 3: always do your late lunch breaks and we go. No,
Speaker 3: I gotta get home. I gotta eat before three thirty.
Speaker 3: What Oh those games were late, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of them were late. But hey, but that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Raight. Sometimes you love your kids and
Speaker 1: sometimes you wish you never had them. We'll take a break,
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. Oh man, what a day. And
Speaker 1: let me tell you, I need some prayers. I need prayers.
Speaker 1: And I'm talking to all you people out there because
Speaker 1: today Kansas, No, they don't play, man, I know they don't.
Speaker 2: Arkansas doesn't play.
Speaker 3: Bro Tennessee and Michigan State continues on. I outlasted all
Speaker 3: you fools.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, just because you happen to play on
Speaker 1: a different day, you're the same round, still alive.
Speaker 3: Stop they won't wait, they won't be. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: they won't be. But stop stop that talk. Oh no,
Speaker 3: they won't be. Stop Ioway State and the Yukon and guys,
Speaker 3: Just for y'all at home before you start this truly
Speaker 3: fascinating story about the prayers the Yukon team.
Speaker 2: I messed it up.
Speaker 3: When I was at the hotel in my robe during
Speaker 3: the ice storm, I watched Yukon and Villanova.
Speaker 2: Did I have a couple drinks? Sure, a couple of
Speaker 2: white claws?
Speaker 3: Did I think then two months later that the good
Speaker 3: team was Villanova?
Speaker 2: Yes? Did I post about.
Speaker 3: It on our Instagram Watch out for Villanova this March
Speaker 3: because I saw them during the ice storm and they're
Speaker 3: really good. Yes, yes, yes, I was actually talking about Yukon.
Speaker 3: Yukon is the team that looks like an NBA team
Speaker 3: has some men. Purdue has that man downstairs. Yukon has
Speaker 3: some men. So they're actually the good team that I
Speaker 3: was talking about. Unfortunately, they'll roll Michigan State and Iowa
Speaker 3: State will definitely beat the balls. But we beat you
Speaker 3: guys by a day, Arkansas by a day, and you
Speaker 3: guys buy a day in a week.
Speaker 2: Over to you, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would like to say I need some prayers.
Speaker 1: I need everybody to pull out their rosaries, to go
Speaker 1: outside and look upstairs, get down on you know, your
Speaker 1: two knees and do the sign of the cross or
Speaker 1: whatever you do. And I need you to look upstairs
Speaker 1: and say, dear tournament gods, can you please grant this
Speaker 1: one wish? As we are gathered here today in front
Speaker 1: of the TV, can you please squarely allow the legend
Speaker 1: of Tom Izzo and the Michigan State Spartans to please
Speaker 1: win this game today. I know, I know, I know
Speaker 1: it's a lot to ask, but we need our big
Speaker 1: ten green monsters to please take down Dan Hurley and
Speaker 1: is yelling and screaming at his players and out of
Speaker 1: control berating of the.
Speaker 2: Refshut and touch him, hut and touch.
Speaker 1: Him and the you know back to back national titles
Speaker 1: that Yukon won. Can we please send them home in
Speaker 1: the sweet sixteen. I know they're the two seed and
Speaker 1: they're supposed to win, but please, tournament gods, please shine
Speaker 1: your light on those boys from Michigan because we need this.
Speaker 2: Just tell me why?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Can you tell me where they're from in Michigan anxiety.
Speaker 3: Forgot Eastlands where my phone numbers from.
Speaker 1: Can you please? They haven't seen sunshine in like three
Speaker 1: months because it's been winter, It's been dumping snow. These
Speaker 1: people of East Lansing needs something to keep him going
Speaker 1: in life. And I'm gonna tell you why, Attorney gods.
Speaker 1: It's because in tradition never dies. Which is my family
Speaker 1: bracket that we have done since kids kid, Chess Day's Dad.
Speaker 3: I got the poster birds and charpies. It's extra thick.
Speaker 1: Chess Day's Dad is up two points on me. In
Speaker 1: the tournament bracket. He has the Yukon Huskies moving on
Speaker 1: to the lead eight.
Speaker 2: Smart.
Speaker 1: I have the Michigan State Spartans moving on to the
Speaker 1: leit eight. The fighting is OUs. If Yukon wins, we
Speaker 1: have the rest of the tournament the same, the exact
Speaker 1: same teams in the Final four, the exact same teams
Speaker 1: in the championship. The exact same team winning it. So
Speaker 1: the only way I can catch him is if Michigan
Speaker 1: State does the unthinkable and beats the Yukon Huskies or else.
Speaker 1: Your boy, Your boy has been eliminated from tradition, never dies,
Speaker 1: sort of like kid, he's already been eliminated with Florida
Speaker 1: winning it all?
Speaker 2: Kid, what do you mean the Horns lost?
Speaker 3: Kid?
Speaker 1: Oh? Kid, that's beautiful. Who else has already been eliminated?
Speaker 1: Batter's box has already been eliminated? What if everybody that's
Speaker 1: a batter's box here with us? As he said last
Speaker 1: year that he was never gonna pick Houston again, and
Speaker 1: he came back this year and picked Houston.
Speaker 2: Who's on?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I don't think Kelvin Sampson knows how
Speaker 1: to teach offense. He knows how to teach defense.
Speaker 2: Like batter's box.
Speaker 3: You're not winning a championship in modern day basketball scoring
Speaker 3: fifty points.
Speaker 2: Stop with that final pick.
Speaker 3: Stop Oh in Arkansas, You're not winning a championship allowing
Speaker 3: over one hundred and fifty points.
Speaker 2: Stop batters box. Stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wes, we are all Moreland, we are You're our
Speaker 1: thoughts and prayers with you, You and your Arkansas brethren.
Speaker 1: I think Wesley just is also Arkansas. He lives in Oklahoma,
Speaker 1: but he likes Arkansas. Something like that. Yeah, bodied, they
Speaker 1: didn't get bodied, and so yes, that is why I
Speaker 1: need the Michigan State Spartans to win tonight.
Speaker 2: Okay, not to totally throw you off. I just wanted
Speaker 2: to say this.
Speaker 1: That's all I got.
Speaker 2: It's just a small memory.
Speaker 3: I have a Michigan State about a week ago before
Speaker 3: the tournament started in the Big Ten Championship, maybe before it.
Speaker 3: It was Michigan State. And you see, I thought, Dad,
Speaker 3: let's watch it together. Games started at like nine. I
Speaker 3: guess it's a theme. These games started nine and end
Speaker 3: at midnight. They were down fifteen in the first half.
Speaker 3: What their offense looked so horrible to a UCLA team
Speaker 3: that I guess was injured the first time they played them,
Speaker 3: and they were starting to get healthy. And they got
Speaker 3: that Cronin guy as their coach who's weird and mean.
Speaker 3: Can I say it's almost similar to Hurley when it
Speaker 3: comes to mean.
Speaker 1: I forgot that UCLA was in the Big Ten went
Speaker 1: until you started talking about him. Yeah, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? They were playing them a week before the tournament.
Speaker 3: In the tourney, and I went to bed at halftime.
Speaker 3: It was such a blowout. Fears is, yes, the glue,
Speaker 3: he makes the fifteen assists.
Speaker 2: But Bro, they just don't have the shooters. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: They got Cohen Carr, the big lefty. He's gonna throw
Speaker 3: it down, bigfella. I'm telling you, they don't have the shooters.
Speaker 3: You con may put thirty on them.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope they put thirty on them, because that
Speaker 1: would be a perfect score. We can score more than thirty.
Speaker 3: On thirty on top of whatever they put. I'm just
Speaker 3: telling you, if I was betting mad the Arizona team,
Speaker 3: the fact you could still get them four times your money,
Speaker 3: why would you not have bet that? And no Michigan State,
Speaker 3: how sweet it was, it will not still be sweet.
Speaker 1: It will be elite. Hey, I got an email. Guys,
Speaker 1: Does it bother you as much as it bothers me
Speaker 1: that the majority of today's multi million dollar college hoop
Speaker 1: coaches no longer wear suit and tie during a game.
Speaker 1: I think that practice disappeared during COVID, but it seems
Speaker 1: to me a dressed up coach speaks volumes to the
Speaker 1: coach's character. Case in point yesterday's game between Saint John's
Speaker 1: and Kansas. Patino is cool, calm, and collective while dressed
Speaker 1: to the nines, while self wore a casual, highly compensated
Speaker 1: and endorse Adidas ensemble. Sorry, lunch, I know you're a
Speaker 1: Jayhawks fan. Calipari and Cronin also make an effort to
Speaker 1: look their best. Your thoughts, well, I personally love that's Dennis. Dennis.
Speaker 1: Let me see who the people you named?
Speaker 3: What are you even wearing? Is that mad Dog beer?
Speaker 1: No, it's mad Dog Demolition derby man. It speaks volumes
Speaker 1: to the coach's character. Are you talking about Rick Bettino,
Speaker 1: the same guy that was banging someone in the steak
Speaker 1: house bathroom when he was married, when he was at
Speaker 1: Kentucky or where was he the coach at Kentucky or
Speaker 1: Louisville and he was banging the woman in the steak bathroom?
Speaker 1: You're talking about that guy? John Calipari on top.
Speaker 3: Of these perkins and steak and shakes, that's your moral
Speaker 3: high ground. Just because you dressed in a suit, does
Speaker 3: it make you any more moral and better than the
Speaker 3: person next to you?
Speaker 1: I don't understand why they wear a suit. It has
Speaker 1: to be terribly uncomfortable. I never wear a suit, and
Speaker 1: when I do, I feel very stiff and rigid because
Speaker 1: I'm not used to wearing a suit. I don't understand
Speaker 1: why they'd wear a suit. They're sweating, and they're walking
Speaker 1: up and down the sideline. It just seems weird.
Speaker 3: And if there's a guy wearing a suit at Perkins,
Speaker 3: he's either strung out on coke or he's unemployed and
Speaker 3: he's trying to better his life. So it's one of
Speaker 3: the two. And do you want to hear a voicemail
Speaker 3: now that you read an email?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Rick Watino, senior at Louisville, was ended following two
Speaker 1: major scandals. A sex scandal involving escorts for recruits.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what did you just do?
Speaker 1: And then what?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: What did you just google?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I'm out.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Well, I'm sorry, we'll take a break, we'll
Speaker 1: right back. But no, it doesn't bother me that they
Speaker 1: don't wear a suit. I think it's sort of like
Speaker 1: a lawyer. Why does a lawyer have to wear a suit?
Speaker 1: I want my lawyer to be comfortable and cool. Just
Speaker 1: because you wear a suit doesn't mean you're a good lawyer.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you a good coach to wear a suit. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter to me, Dennis, I don't know. It
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me very much, but yeah, hit the voicemail.
Speaker 5: Hey, this is Seth from Indiana. I just wanted to
Speaker 5: call and give Lunchbox and Ray a shout out for
Speaker 5: the Sore Losers podcast. I'm a longtime listener of the
Speaker 5: Big Show and I've never really listened to The Sore Losers,
Speaker 5: but tried an episode today and I mean it was hilarious.
Speaker 5: I listened to two more after that. The mustard mouth
Speaker 5: story that Lunchbox told was hysterical. So good work, guys,
Speaker 5: keep it up. I just wanted to give him some love.
Speaker 1: Yep, rock them, okay, Jim Rome. Hey, what was his name,
Speaker 1: Seth or Steph U?
Speaker 3: It was Steph Curry, Steph Curry man.
Speaker 1: He was He was in Indiana why the Pacers? And
Speaker 1: he found the pod. Now, see this is what I need.
Speaker 1: How come we can't get our listeners to like, get
Speaker 1: one person on board. All you gotta do is get
Speaker 1: one person, one friend, family member.
Speaker 3: At Starbucks, at the stop play somebody, just get one
Speaker 3: person to listen.
Speaker 2: When you're walking past ten City on Broadway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so our Losers podcast. Check it out. I mean, somebody,
Speaker 1: this is what I'm talking about. We need new people
Speaker 1: like this. We need new blood too. The old blood
Speaker 1: is amazing and we want to grow this. So we
Speaker 1: need you to tell your friends and your family what's up.
Speaker 2: For the weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh man, do you want to know?
Speaker 3: Not times, ors practices or schedules, but something interesting? Eight
Speaker 3: am tomorrow morning baseball game? Eight am am? What am for?
Speaker 3: Who are you betting Japanese baseball? No?
Speaker 1: My kid?
Speaker 3: Why so early?
Speaker 1: Ah? Because that's what's on the schedule, says eight am? Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight am, dude, we have let's see eight am for
Speaker 1: the oldest.
Speaker 2: And then I mean, is the dew even off the crops?
Speaker 1: Eight fifty five is for t ball, and then we
Speaker 1: get a break for the next twenty seven hours and
Speaker 1: we have a three o'clock for the middle child. That's
Speaker 1: what we got this weekend. That's all I know that's
Speaker 1: on the agenda. Yeah, we're pretty wide open. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Oh, you're gonna watch the games tonight.
Speaker 1: I'll be up all night, oh see, because I won't
Speaker 1: be because my middle child turned six last month in February,
Speaker 1: and his little best friend turned six months six years
Speaker 1: last month, and they've been talking about doing a birthday dinner.
Speaker 1: And guess when my wife scheduled it for tomorrow tonight,
Speaker 1: when I need the Michigan State Spartans to win, I'll
Speaker 1: be stuck at dinner and I'll guarantee it there ain't
Speaker 1: gonna be a TV in that place.
Speaker 3: I'm glad I got seven TVs because Michigan State and
Speaker 3: the Balls play at the exact same time.
Speaker 1: It is so stupid. The NC douable a like the
Speaker 1: timing of these games is per absolutely missed every game
Speaker 1: last night because they started at six.
Speaker 2: I was in bed at five thirty.
Speaker 1: Texas and Purdue and Nebraska and Iowa were both phenomenal games,
Speaker 1: but you didn't. You'll, you had to pick one or
Speaker 1: the other because you couldn't have them both on because
Speaker 1: they started pretty much at the exact same time. Why
Speaker 1: not start one of those at four thirty, then boom,
Speaker 1: have the next one at six, then boom, have the
Speaker 1: next one at eight, then boom, then it gets kind
Speaker 1: of late.
Speaker 3: And the thing nobody talks about. I love the quad
Speaker 3: camera and March madness and affl Guys, you can't see
Speaker 3: it as well, so small and you're really not.
Speaker 2: Ingraining in your mind? What is even happening?
Speaker 1: No, because you're bouncing back and forth.
Speaker 3: And somebody on our Facebook page said this as well,
Speaker 3: you really do just have to watch one game? Really,
Speaker 3: I mean two possibly hard, it's still different because they're
Speaker 3: cutting the screen in half.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, as cute as it is to have
Speaker 3: the quad cam up, and they put two of them
Speaker 3: as the women's games and one is Fox News. I'm like, awesome, guys,
Speaker 3: I'm glad we're choosing the quadcam allowed the consumer to
Speaker 3: but yeah, it's just not possible. So you're gonna miss
Speaker 3: a game.
Speaker 1: You're gonna miss a game. Yeah, you're gonna miss a game.
Speaker 1: Why everybody have a great weekend. Man.
Speaker 3: I wanted to go off on a tangent a whole
Speaker 3: thing about Bayser playing golf now, but we're gonna have
Speaker 3: to do that on Monday's menu.
Speaker 1: Didn't tell me that.
Speaker 3: No, you're good. I just didn't know we were gonna
Speaker 3: go to Dad and kid well again, which is good.
Speaker 3: The truckers don't have kids though, that's the problem. You
Speaker 3: gonna Remember, these guys are bagging lizards.
Speaker 1: Kids. They just don't know about it.
Speaker 3: They don't they're not at home for them, so they
Speaker 3: don't really relate to your kids going to your game.
Speaker 3: A truckers on the road six out of seven days
Speaker 3: of the week.
Speaker 1: If farmers get it.
Speaker 3: I mean the farmers are pretty wide over them because
Speaker 3: their crops haven't even started. It still looks like grass
Speaker 3: to me until they're it's planting season because I just
Speaker 3: furted the dirt, so I did a little planting. I
Speaker 3: don't know about the actual crops themselves, but maybe there's
Speaker 3: more furit than the dirt and the crops that I'm seeing,
Speaker 3: But it just looks like grass right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my apologies. Before the show, you told me
Speaker 1: you had the A block. You didn't tell me you
Speaker 1: also had a baser block. You didn't tell me. You
Speaker 1: gave me the heads up on the one, didn't tell
Speaker 1: me on the other.
Speaker 3: Well, there's no rush to it because there's an investment.
Speaker 3: There is it long term payoff, and then there's the
Speaker 3: public's opinion of why starting to play golf. This is
Speaker 3: gonna be contrary to any of those things, and it's
Speaker 3: gonna be mind blowing, and it is why you guys
Speaker 3: come to our show for these segments. Monday morning, seven twenty.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, that wasn't bad, man, that was a
Speaker 1: good one.
Speaker 2: Is this gonna be the replay?
Speaker 3: I don't know, what do you think? Or is it
Speaker 3: gonna be Wednesdays? I don't remember Wednesdays? We recorded one part. Well,
Speaker 3: I remember it.
Speaker 1: That was your boy, that coach, the original coach.
Speaker 3: Oh, then this is probably gotta be the replay. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, And there's gonna be rain today. You didn't
Speaker 3: factor that into what you're doing this weekend. Your wife's
Speaker 3: gonna be storm crazy. It's gonna be rain today, rain,
Speaker 3: but maybe not storms. So I think she might be
Speaker 3: in the clear.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, she she doesn't like she likes rain. Is fine,
Speaker 1: it's just the other thing. Yeah. But Dennis, oh high
Speaker 1: and mighty. You think Dennis wears a suit when he
Speaker 1: watches the game, but he's judging these coaches. Dennis, You're crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're down to about lawyers as the only
Speaker 3: profession that wears a suit.
Speaker 1: I think you're about right.
Speaker 3: I mean nobody, I mean, dude, we just had a
Speaker 3: business lunch for the podcast trying to get sponsors and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody wears suits. It's awesome. I'm in like a
Speaker 2: hoodie and jeans.
Speaker 3: The guy, the business guy we were meeting up with,
Speaker 3: he's wearing a golf polo and jem talk.
Speaker 1: It's awesome.
Speaker 3: But back in the day, I would have had to
Speaker 3: put a suit on and then that tie, and then
Speaker 3: you'd have to have this stiff meeting.
Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Nothing like the old lady at home. How are you?
Speaker 1: Did you read the USA today today? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 1: see that article? Yeah, the op ed. Yeah. My wife
Speaker 1: thought for the longest time that every dude wore a
Speaker 1: suit every day because her dad was a lawyer, and
Speaker 1: she thought guys shaved every day because her dad shaved
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 2: That is amazing. We don't have to shave every day.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's like, that's why my face gets
Speaker 1: so out of control. It's my least favorite thing to
Speaker 1: do in the world to shave.
Speaker 2: One one a week, and I'm perfect.
Speaker 3: I love it. And it was never told that as
Speaker 3: a kid, you're only gonna have shaved once a day.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Do you use a razor or?
Speaker 3: To use an electric razor? In the shower. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't like shaving either, hate it. It just takes him
Speaker 3: extra ten minutes. You gotta make sure your fogless mirror
Speaker 3: is charged.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's very annoying. Yeah, all right. We gotta go, man,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. We gotta go.