WEBVTT - Why Does Lunchbox Regret Having Kids? 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:05.800 Yeah, you're supposed to start it, man, you said before 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:10.080 we went on, I got a story about the original coach, 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:13.200 which means that is a block material. 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:15.200 I'm not the host. 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:16.200 Uh, yeah you are. 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:19.840 You got to kick it to me as the co host. Uh, 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:23.800 over to you, right start the show. Yeah, we should 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:27.800 start the show and then we'll get to that. I'm 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:31.800 so confused. What are you confused by? There's an intro 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.839 to a show. There's a beginning, of middle, and an end. 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:38.400 Yeah, it's like the introduction, the body and then the conclusion. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:40.800 Well then what you have to do when you wrote 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:41.200 a paper? 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:43.280 And then also that I oh, yes. 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:43.519 All. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:45.480 At the same time, I felt bad then for making 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:48.199 fun of you for the Afroman story because it is 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:50.599 tough to determine because you asked me before we started, 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:54.120 is it a block? And I said yes, and on 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:59.080 reconsidering it, maybe it's like B So then I all 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:00.960 of a sudden felt all the pressure of an a 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:05.839 block story. So now I understand Afroman. You just don't 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:06.800 know if it's gonna hit. 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.760 No, you really don't, Like I have no idea what 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:12.120 I think when I see something, and I'm like, that 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.520 is so funny. And then I bring it in and 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.240 you have and your eyes show me that you have 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.560 no idea what I'm talking about. I feel like, as 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:24.080 I'm telling the Afroman's story, I was like, this is 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:27.679 just losing steam. I started losing steam. I started losing 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:33.039 confidence in myself, in my judgment. But then the people 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:37.959 online have justified my love for the Afroman trial and 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.880 all the music videos because they are phenomenal. 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:43.800 All right, let's get it started. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:48.880 Yeah, let's do it live, man, Arnold, are you running? Yep? 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:50.120 Gout my pants down? 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:53.440 Run it a party, No, Arnold, that's later. That is 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.200 later on Broadway. Man, you and Abby do your thing there. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.920 We don't do that in the studio. Spring Break is 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:03.880 best served in Dashville. It's a dish, best serf hot Hey, Arnold, 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:06.160 spring break has been over for like three weeks, man, 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.519 so he's turned to break. Whenever I do spring. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.280 Break, I break. 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:15.040 Can I tell you that teachers get off pretty early. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:20.840 There's a guy that teaches at Vanderbilt. He is His 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.720 daughter is in my oldest kid's class, so first grade. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:25.280 They're in the state, and I was talking to him. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.600 He teaches two classes per semester. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:32.959 One of those gender classes. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:34.640 I don't know what he teaches, but he was just 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:38.240 telling me that he's a professor at Vanderbilt and his 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:44.200 last day of teaching is like April eighteenth. I'm like, wow, 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.880 I really felt like college went into the middle of 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.280 May back in the day. Maybe not, maybe they get 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:54.519 out before regular school gets out. But he's already almost 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.440 done with his school year and then he's off for 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:58.320 four months. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.360 It's pretty baller, but so advanced degree. He probably went 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:02.600 to school for twelve years. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:06.520 That is true. He did go get his something, and 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:10.160 he teaches it Vanderbilt, and he does do research during 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:14.480 the summer. But he is gonna go to Canada for 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:15.600 like a month with the family. 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:19.679 Just research my backyard drinking a beer with birds flying by. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:22.600 Test it again tomorrow my theory. 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.480 Yeah, I'm gonna research if I drink this whole picture 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:28.480 of Margarita's while be smashed or just buzzed. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.560 Just grab my wife's knockers. Gonna do it again tomorrow, 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:34.639 test the theorem that she gets mad at me. We'll 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:35.800 check back tomorrow. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.520 I'm gonna smack my wife, but at seven am, see 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.440 if that gets here in the mood. If not, we'll 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.600 try at eight am. Turn back with me tomorrow. 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:46.040 I'm gonna walk down Broadway and get slobber knockered and 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:47.680 count how many people I see. 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:48.880 Try it again tomorrow. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:50.280 I mean, that's the research. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.000 I mean, what research is. 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:54.800 I'm gonna go to the movies with my family on 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.840 tomorrow and we're gonna see how many people are in 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.280 the theater at three pm. And then we're gonna go to 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.520 a movie the next day at six pm, and we're 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:03.680 going to count the difference. I bet there's more of 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.480 the six pm. That's my hypothesis. Check back with me 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:08.640 in three days. That just reminded me. I did a 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.560 communication studies class in college. 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:13.720 Definitely a rocket was in my group and we had 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:17.640 to go to Walmart and count people in certain departments. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:21.680 Really might not be politically correct nowadays. 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:23.880 Why what's wrong with counting people? 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:25.720 We would also count how many people went in the 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.520 dressing rooms and then how many people just didn't even 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:29.440 try on clothes. 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.040 Is there something wrong with that? Uh? 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.880 I don't know if they're doing any research projects in 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:39.880 near the fitting rooms of department stores in today's day 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:40.240 and age. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.719 Yeah, that may look a little weird, like the girl 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.160 dressing room. Why do you want to know creep? 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.800 The girl at one point was positioned in front of 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:52.360 the dude's fitting rooms and she was counting how many 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.120 of them and how long they were in the fitting 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.280 rooms for huh, just because we didn't have enough people 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.080 to go around. So like I was almost in the 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:01.200 kids section. I think, Okay, Like. 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:02.640 How wrong was that? 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:03.600 No, that's very wrong. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:08.200 I'm like watching kids play with toys. They forty percent 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.680 of the kids that touched the toy bought it. Like, 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:13.720 what a stupid research project. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:14.880 That is pretty stupid. 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:16.200 But love the group. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:19.160 I was in good group and that oh I told 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.960 you it was a rocket in there. And also as in. 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:23.640 What does a rocket mean? 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:24.440 Hatty? 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:28.719 I've never heard a hotty called a rocket. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:29.240 Neither here nor there. 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.040 But the point of the story, even better point than that, 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.800 was I was trying to hit on her, you know, 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.000 I think I almost put her in my group, like 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:38.480 picked her. Yeah, and I was like, hey, let's get 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:41.599 a couple other people to team up. Well a week 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:43.800 later after the group, but I didn't know if she 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:45.719 had a boyfriend. But I'm like, you know, trying to 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.960 holler at her. I'm selling my TV and her dude 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.839 and her come over to my apartment and I'm selling 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:56.640 my TV. It's like I can't pay rent in the 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.440 ad and they come over and they're taking my only 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:02.200 TV that I have because I probably lost money gambling. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:05.560 And hey, I was the guy hitting on your group project. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:05.960 Huh. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.760 Yeah, I know the ad said for rent, but I 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:10.120 was just kidding. I know, you're taking the TV now 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:11.720 and it looks like I just have an empty dresser. 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:16.039 That's actually the case getting bigger TV. I mean it 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:17.880 was like a top of the line TV, so obviously 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:20.479 I was selling it for money troubles. So that was 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:22.200 pretty much the end of the line with that one. 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.320 Yeah, that group project didn't work out, and nothing about 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:25.840 it worked out. 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:29.800 Huh what did that teacher think that we were gonna 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.280 get some that's your research project data? 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.520 I mean, I don't know what you're researching, but I mean, 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.400 I'm sure there was some kind of topic you were 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:40.719 doing where you guys got Walmart and probably someone else 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:44.200 in your group got Target or Kmart or something like that, 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:49.520 or Bells or Mervin's. Did you ever have Mervins? I 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.600 don't know. Were you the only group that had to 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.640 go to Walmart or everybody had to go to Walmart. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:57.360 Everybody went to different stores. Okay, yeah, and we had 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:02.000 chose that one. And dude in San Marcus, Texas, we 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:05.520 were stalking, for lack of a better word than aisles. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.279 I'm going to go to the kids section. I'll see 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:10.880 in a second, Sarah you go into the guy's fitting rooms. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:15.760 And I think is Thearah the rocket? Yeah, and I 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:18.280 almost want to say that. They said, Hey, wait a minute, 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:23.000 that's my sister's name. She was at that school. Were 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:24.000 you hitting on my sister? 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:25.280 Never got her last name? 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:29.920 Okay, I think they said, hey, just creepy factor. We 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.080 don't want to put a guy near the girls dressing room. 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:33.400 But we didn't think it was wrong to have a 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:35.640 girl near the guy's dressing room, so they said, but. 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:37.120 They didn't think it was creepy to put a guy 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.080 in the kids section. 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:42.000 You had to go to every department. Okay, I was 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:47.640 just standing in the kids section. Huh So random? Hell 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:49.800 communication studies. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.560 Baby, man, that's a weird one man. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.400 What of research project that was? 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:55.640 That is interesting? So what'd you find out? What was 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:57.000 your final analysis? 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:58.520 All it was was data from Walmart. 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:02.920 How people that tries to we found out that if 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:06.800 somebody tries something on there's a chance that it's a 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.680 way better chance that they're gonna buy it than if 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.280 and then we would follow them to see that they 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:13.800 went to the cash register. Dude, that would not fly 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:14.960 in twenty twenty six. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:16.840 Now, that'd be a little weird. They'd pull out their phone. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.760 They'd go live on TikTok and be like, oh my gosh, 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.360 this guy's following me through Walmart. This guy's followed me 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.920 through Walmart. Get away from me, creep. That's what they 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:25.280 would do. 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.160 Once the kid would get out the basketball and dribble it, 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.240 I'd follow him to his parents, follow him to the 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.600 cash register and. 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.720 Would you have your clipboard and be like, excuse me, ma'am, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.160 are you gonna buy that basketball? Are you gonna return 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.120 the basketball? Or are you just letting your kid have it? 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:39.400 And then you're not gonna pay for it. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.720 We had stop watches and went dom it because we 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:43.880 didn't want to look creepy with notepads. Were like, hey, 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.000 we can reconvene and then take our notes, but let's 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.400 not carry around notepads for that reason. But this is 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:49.720 taken away from the a block. 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.320 Oh yeah, it is taken away from a block. We 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:55.000 better start the show man. We got sidetracked. We're gonna 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:58.559 do it live. We Oh the what duoe? 0:08:58.640 --> 0:08:59.080 Dude? 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:04.600 So users, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.960 the most about sports, So I gave you the sports facts, 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:10.599 my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports. 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:13.199 Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north. I'm 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.080 an alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville, 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.520 baser in the country. My wife two point three through 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.960 through three three acres nice and mode appreciated boys. See 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.800 you in a week and fertilized a little bit of furt. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:27.000 In that dirt. Well done. 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:28.079 I knew where you were going. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.760 We're on the same page today, folks. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:39.080 And we got a voicemail. That's foreshadowing. That's men, man. 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:39.840 Let me tell you. 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:41.720 Can I get to the a blog? 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.520 Oh yeah, go ahead. Well you usually say over to 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:44.920 you and then I say back to you, but you 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:48.240 didn't do that. Sorry. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:53.040 Talked to coach coach to refresh you, guys memories. He 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:55.760 came up with the word coach at Indianapolis Colts camp 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.679 and he worked for the team and all they do 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:58.680 is call each other coach. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:00.760 So he brought it to the rad station because he 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:01.600 had a radio show. 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.240 Yeah, and we all just started calling each other coach, 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:07.560 and then we created a merch line and it said 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.320 coach on it and he got mad as for that 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:12.160 and we never talked since as he's still with the Colts, 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:15.520 he's not. They let him go sadly. Oh but I 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.199 did save a voicemail his because it's the funniest voicemail 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:18.840 of all time. 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:20.199 Just to refresh you guys memory. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:24.920 Yeah, let's hear it. Please, here we go. Should we 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:29.240 say his name? We can't hear it, dude, you gotta 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.160 put it on speaker, bro No jump. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:35.600 Driving to Michigan through Indiana, and I stopped at this 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.600 little casino that I usually hit when I lived here, 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:39.839 and I do. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:40.360 The same thing. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.040 I put two hundred bucks in my pocket and I 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:43.679 go to the High Limit room and I play that 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:46.600 Wheel of Fortune high Limit that's twenty five dollars a spin. 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.320 So I got four spins on the first hundred nothing 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.920 and on my second set of spins on the second hundred, 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:56.520 I hit the twenty five hundred. Got paid. Jump back 0:10:56.520 --> 0:11:00.120 in the car about nine minutes about nine minutes of 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.320 the work in the door when dip paid out the 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.840 door under ten minutes. That's the way to roll, right there, 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:10.920 Coach twenty five hunter fan, all Right, I don't see you. 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.760 Hope you're having a good time and the holiday. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:15.520 See, I love this. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.560 Still have a voicemail. I love that you still have 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:18.200 that voicemail. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.040 Whatever I've been a bad mood. I listened to that 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:20.800 the good old days. 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:25.000 That is fantastic. The person that deletes emails, text messages, 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:29.800 deletes everything, you absolutely kept a banger of a voicemail. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.520 You ate me a funny voicemail that's getting kept. Or 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:34.440 you're a family member that I think may die. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:38.480 Well, right, that got morbid. That does get morbid, dude. 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:41.440 But anyways, so I had hit him up and just 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:42.680 just talking, just small talking. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:44.240 Was just saying, hey, how you doing. Man? 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:46.560 Sometimes I'll just think, man, why did I lose touch 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:49.120 with that person? Boom hit off with a text. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:50.440 That's really good to you. That's brave man. 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:51.760 And everything was fine with him. 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:54.120 He's doing great, except for he said, colts win a 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:58.000 different direction. Maybe when Ursa passed, Oh no, daughters took over. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:00.360 It wasn't that it was they were just doing budget cuts. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:00.800 Who knows. 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:06.319 So now he lives in the desert in Arizona. He 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:12.839 lives in Nevada. Whoa he works for the Raiders. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:15.000 Chris Angel mind freak. 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:20.280 Maybe And he says he plays poker. He's semi retired. 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.800 Well, here's the problem. A lot of the poker rooms 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.920 in Vegas are going bye bye. They've been getting rid 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.920 of the poker rooms. There was a big poker boom 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.880 and they had all these poker rooms, and now they 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:35.360 are cutting the poker rooms because they realize they can 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:39.199 make more money with other gaming facilities like slot machines 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:43.920 and tables. But just to reconnect with him and talk, 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:45.920 can you tell me what you said to him? Did 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.960 you just say, hey, man, been thinking about you? Like, 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.440 how did you reconnected? You just out of the blue 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:55.280 text and say what? How does the conversation get going? 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:58.760 Oh? There was a lady in the news that died. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:02.959 Her name was share In Gorman. Oh and so I said, 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.600 hoping you aren't related to her. Oh, and he said, 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.960 thank you for your concern. Coach, never heard of her, 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.080 but prayers as she died. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:11.720 She was killed. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:12.959 Oh, she was killed. 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:15.319 He didn't tell me that and then he says he's 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:20.520 got a gal. Now whoa in the desert? Yeah, just 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.040 talking shop like the good old days. I mean this guy, 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:26.080 we would end our show and we would go in 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:30.440 his studio, put down everybody puts down ten twenty bucks 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:33.000 and would shoot a basketball in the trash kid. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:33.800 It was so dumb. 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.600 Sometimes the pot went up to eighty dollars. 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.840 Yep, it was great. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:42.520 The old producer Brandon. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.400 Oh whatever happened in Brandon man. 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.280 I don't know, but he would always it was always 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:47.240 like does he have the money? 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:47.880 Does he have the money? 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.040 And if he did, that mean like his kid probably 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.719 wasn't getting lunch money or he was taking it from 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:53.640 his old lady's purse. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.640 Yeah. Man, did you know the guy he used to 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.480 do the show with lives down the used to live 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:00.000 down the street. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:01.120 Phenomenal. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.800 Didn't know that. Like I saw him walking his dog 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:05.640 one day and he's like, hey, man, you live here. 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.599 I was like yeah. He goes, oh, you didn't know 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.199 I lived right over here. I said no, and he goes, man, 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:14.920 we're gonna hang out. Never saw him again. Oh, then 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:16.959 I see him like a year later, Oh man, how 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.920 you been? I'm like, where have you been. Oh, man, 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:23.920 I'm here, just here and there tours and I'm like, oh, okay, 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:26.960 cool man, all right, yeah, dude, I will beer on 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.640 the back porch. One day I was like, all right, dude, 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.960 just text me. Never heard from him. A saw him 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.440 about a month ago. I said, Man, where are you man? 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.560 And he goes, oh, dude, I've been in Minnesota. Man, 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:39.560 he goes, I'm just coming down. I'm selling the house. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:41.680 We've been in Minnesota for like two years. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:45.160 I'm like, well, what about that beer? 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.120 Yeah, what about that beer on the back porch? 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:47.360 Man? 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.880 What about that? Hey? Why say you live right down 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:54.000 the street when you really live in Minnesota? And he's like, 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.440 you know, and we thought about, you know, like keeping 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.360 the house even though we've been in Minnesota for two 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.800 and a half years. But the kids are grown, they're 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.680 not going to come back. So we're in Minnesota. We're 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:07.160 not gonna be leaving Minnesota. So why have the house here? 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.920 He goes, So it's going on the market, man, it's 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.440 going bye bye. So we're here to clean out the house. 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:14.800 I was like, well, man, it's been real pleasure being 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:15.600 a neighbor yours. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.400 Hey, well you packed boxes, you want to have a beer. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:20.600 I said, before you leave, you want to get that 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:22.480 beer on the back porch, so you're not a liar. 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:27.920 So we shook hands and he was like, yeah, man, 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.200 it's kind of weird moving out. I've had this house 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:32.080 for I don't know how many years, he said, But 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.160 literally I saw him three times. No wonder, I only 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:36.000 saw him three times. He was living in Minnesota the 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:36.840 whole damn time. 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:41.720 And Coach also was the guy that my parents frowned 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.480 upon me and Baz are living together before we remarried. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:49.120 So one weekend I had the idea, tired of my 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:53.240 parents always coming down and I'm sleeping in sin so 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.080 I said, Hey, Coach, what if I just put like 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.680 a diploma on a table and a couple pieces of 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:03.040 clothes those articles of clothing on the bed, maybe a 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.480 backpack in one of your rooms, so it looks like 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.760 I live at your place with you. So if my 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:09.440 parents want to see where I live, I can kind 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:12.520 of show it and it looks like I'm not bagging 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:13.360 a Nashville chack. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.320 How old were you at this point, Oh, probably twenty five. 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:22.760 He said, sure, Coach, Sure, sure, sure, suresh. 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:23.600 I did it? 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:25.760 Put all my stuff there, but parents never even wanted 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.960 to see where I lived. So it never got to 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:28.400 that point. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.320 Twenty five years old and you're worried about where you 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:32.200 live because of your. 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:36.200 Per memorizing the drive. 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:38.560 Oh my god. And then you show up and he 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:41.600 forgot to give you a key. Hey, Hey man, Hey, 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:44.640 I get get in? Are you home? You never gave 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.800 me a key? Ray, He never gave you a key? 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.760 How long you lived here? I've lived here for a year, mom. 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.360 I I usually just leave it on lot. That's I 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:52.960 don't know what he was doing today. I'm bad. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.720 That's a good dude. And then we stole the coach 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:57.760 name from him and made merch. 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:59.720 Yeah, my name, image and likeness. I think he was 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:01.840 more mad about it. He invited you to a Colts 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:04.240 party here in town, and you guys never showed up. 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:07.879 That was more to utter guy confirming we were gonna 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:10.119 go when I never confirmed at eight pm on a 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:10.840 Thursday night. 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:14.320 Yeah, man, that's good that he semi retired. He's just 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:18.040 he deserves it. He's been working hard his whole life. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:19.439 He's a great dude. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:22.720 I mean, the stories are endless, just how he taught 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:25.560 us how to show park. He goes, yeah, why would 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.199 you ever park behind a restaurant? He goes, pull a 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.640 thing up front, give the guy twenty dollars, just tell 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.720 him to park it out front. Even But this is 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:36.879 not just places that at Valet. He's talking any place 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.800 you just pull it up front, give the coat guy 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:41.720 or something twenty and tell him to just park it 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:42.240 up front. 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:44.080