WEBVTT - Part Four: Vince McMahon, History's Greatest Monster

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Evans here and we'll get to the Vince McMahon

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<v Speaker 1>episodes in a second. I wanted to let you all

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<v Speaker 1>Help us raise the money that these people need to

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<v Speaker 1>get diapers to folks who need them desperately. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's another episode of us talking about Vince fucking McMahon

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<v Speaker 1>and also wrestling history because they're kind of inextricable. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know who else is inextricable. My guests on this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Ryman and Sean Riley aka Sean Baby, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you both doing today?

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<v Speaker 2>So ready for some Vince? Yeah? That is so true.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot be extracted. That's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>You both had blood tests recently then showed blood infection.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you are, you are deficient in vitamin v OH

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<v Speaker 1>for Vince. Yeah, anyway, here we go. So as Vince

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<v Speaker 1>Junior remade wrestling in his own image, he knew that

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to remake the popular image of wrestlers.

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<v Speaker 1>His dad's most recent big star, the man who had

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<v Speaker 1>sold out matches and ignited imaginations throughout the seventies, was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the all time coolest people to ever live

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<v Speaker 1>on this planet. Andre the fucking Giant.

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought you were gonna say, Brudus the barber beefcake.

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<v Speaker 1>No, non fucking Andre man, we we are. I am

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<v Speaker 1>so excited.

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<v Speaker 3>I am so excited to talk about Andre the Giant.

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<v Speaker 1>Up one or two so. Born Andre Rene Russamov in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen forty six, Andre had gigantism caused by too many

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<v Speaker 1>growth hormones, which kind of as a young kid, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a normal size, but like once he kind of

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<v Speaker 1>hits you know, gets into his late teens, I think

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<v Speaker 1>he starts to grow and just never stops like he's

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<v Speaker 1>growing until the day he dies. It's part of why

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<v Speaker 1>he dies. Right, because his organs can't really keep up

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<v Speaker 1>with how.

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<v Speaker 2>Big he is.

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<v Speaker 1>He winds up kind of at his height, being about

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<v Speaker 1>seven foot four normal landing most of his wrestling career

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<v Speaker 1>is about four hundred and fifty pounds kind of by

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<v Speaker 1>the end, he's like five twenty. He's he's a very

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<v Speaker 1>large man. He is. He is a massive dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he listened him at seven hundred on some announcement.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, yeah, it look it's credible. If you saw Andre

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<v Speaker 1>the Giant, someone said that man weighs seven hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, yeah, man, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, yeah, they always they always increase those numbers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but he is massive. Sure yeah, yeah, you would believe you.

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<v Speaker 4>I believed that he was seven out of hell. Sure, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>it scans now. Andre is a very bright guy. He's

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<v Speaker 4>a really smart kid. He's very good at math. It's

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<v Speaker 4>interesting he's when he's in kind of primary school, he

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<v Speaker 4>does really well in math, and some of the like

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<v Speaker 4>adults around him are kind of surprised when he doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>continue his education at fourteen. But he's like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>supposed to be a smart person. I'm just gonna like

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<v Speaker 4>work on a farm, you know. It was kind of

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<v Speaker 4>noted by people around him at the time that he

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<v Speaker 4>very easily did the work of four men. And one

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<v Speaker 4>thing you have to know when you look at Andre,

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<v Speaker 4>his most famous kind of cultural touchstone is obviously the

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<v Speaker 4>movie Princess Bride, that is near the end of his life.

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<v Speaker 4>He is not in great health in that movie, kind

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<v Speaker 4>of very famously in that scene when Princess Buttercup like

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<v Speaker 4>leaps into his arms, they actually had to have her

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<v Speaker 4>like on wrote strings or something so that the weight

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<v Speaker 4>was not put on his back because he was in

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<v Speaker 4>he was in such bad shape. You know, he was

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<v Speaker 4>sick at that point in his life. At the height,

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<v Speaker 4>like when he is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Young man in his you know, eighteen, you know, early

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<v Speaker 1>twenties and stuff, Andre is jacked and not just a

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<v Speaker 1>huge man. Like he's a big guy, you know, in

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<v Speaker 1>the Andre most people know if you watch videos of

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<v Speaker 1>young Andre, he is both swoll and seven foot four.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the shit some people will write that like

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<v Speaker 1>he was not a great technical wrestler. He was just

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<v Speaker 1>good at kind of presenting himself and he was entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's fair. I've watched videos of him

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling as a young man, and he can do shit.

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<v Speaker 1>He's picking up like two hundred and fifty pound dudes

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<v Speaker 1>and throwing them one handed across the fucking ring. He

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<v Speaker 1>is deeping and landing onto people with his entire body

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<v Speaker 1>weight and not killing them. That's a that's a technical skill, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a that's a tech in boss. Yeah he is.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's mesmerizing like young andres.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, yeah, amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone's saying he wasn't a good wrestlers.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, wrong, he's looking incredible. Yeah they only saw

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<v Speaker 5>eighties Andre.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you say that, even then, he was pretty meschive.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some pretty early eighties he's got some. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's also you know, it's one of those things. As

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, I guess I knew that his like nickname

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<v Speaker 1>was the eighth Wonder of the world. Watching Young Andre

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<v Speaker 1>wrestle dudes like it is awe inspiring. It's like watching

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking hurricane. Like it's like, I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>an exaggerate. He's amazing, Big Andre. The giant fans it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like all around the table to taund Yeah, he's great.

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<v Speaker 1>So it is true. Obviously, you know, as he gets older,

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<v Speaker 1>especially his mobility issues mean that he can't handles, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's never really he's never able to do like the

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<v Speaker 1>leaping off the turnbuckles stuff, kay, because he's he is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, too big for some things. He is very

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<v Speaker 1>skilled anyway. Andre is such a big hit for his

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<v Speaker 1>dad that Vince Junior is like, I want this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>but more so so. The first thing he does is

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<v Speaker 1>he keeps Andre the Giant traveling more than ever in

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<v Speaker 1>the early nineteen eighties, I don't think there's a man

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<v Speaker 1>in America who puts together the air miles this man does.

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<v Speaker 1>He said about Andre in nineteen eighty three. He's traveling

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<v Speaker 1>every day. Two weeks ago he was in Japan. He's everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Lucky for us, his IQ was as large as his body.

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<v Speaker 1>He travels most of the time on his own, does

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<v Speaker 1>everything for himself. There are guys who have to have

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<v Speaker 1>someone with them all the time. I don't think any

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<v Speaker 1>general manager in a sport says he has a larger

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<v Speaker 1>can say he has a larger collection of eccentrics than

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<v Speaker 1>we do, but not Andre. He'll always be there when

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<v Speaker 1>you need him, and this is real genius.

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<v Speaker 2>He can book his own plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Chickens it is like one of the say like obviously

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<v Speaker 1>Andre did love I think love the job, love doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>These flights are nightmares for him. One of the things

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<v Speaker 1>I work he can Yeah, he literally couldn't fit in

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<v Speaker 1>the airplane bathrooms. They had to like like put a

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<v Speaker 1>curtain aside and let him like go into a bucket

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<v Speaker 1>when he was on long haul flights because there was

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<v Speaker 1>like you can't fit Andre the Giant, and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Would fly so that they could window pressure dong out

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<v Speaker 2>the emergency exit. There you go. He destroys more American

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<v Speaker 2>cities that way, yeah, and nine Japanese ones.

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<v Speaker 1>He was kind of known for being like the boss,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's literally that's what other wrestlers called him, was

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<v Speaker 1>the boss in the locker room. And one of the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the things with Andrea was he was really

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<v Speaker 1>the only guy in the business who would never lose. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>if Andrea's in a match, He's going to win the match.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of the things that kind of like and

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<v Speaker 1>still everyone wanted to wrestle him because like, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a big regional wrestler, you want to wrestle, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to lose to Andre the Giant and just lose well,

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<v Speaker 1>because that can make your career, right, just fighting him

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<v Speaker 1>can make your career because he's fucking Andre the giant.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The sheer ferocity of Andrea's travel schedule and the social

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<v Speaker 1>demands of stardom wore him down over time, as did

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<v Speaker 1>his lifestyle, being massive. He ate incredibly huge meals, but

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<v Speaker 1>he also drank an estimated seven thousand calories of beer

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<v Speaker 1>and wine per day at one point, Yeah, he sure did.

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<v Speaker 1>At one point he got into a contest with an

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<v Speaker 1>olympian named Chris Taylor that ended with Taylor tapping out

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<v Speaker 1>at one hundred and twenty six bottles of beer and

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<v Speaker 1>Andre drinking more than one hundred and forty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for both them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's too much beer. It's too much beer.

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<v Speaker 6>Honestly, honest to hear, what's the most beer either of

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<v Speaker 6>you have ever drank? Like, and let's say like a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean maybe like thirty, you know, And that

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<v Speaker 1>was like that was intense, that was like regretted it.

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<v Speaker 2>For days, Like I've had twenty six before, I've never

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<v Speaker 2>gotten to I think I've been in the twenties.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so we all understand that that that's like a

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<v Speaker 6>one time in your life you drink yeah, like a

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<v Speaker 6>quarter of what Andre did kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, and it and you and it hurts you

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<v Speaker 1>for possibly years.

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<v Speaker 5>It's one of those things that you kind of you

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<v Speaker 5>have to do it when you're like twenty five because.

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<v Speaker 1>Your limits, you know. Yeah, I couldn't do that now, No, no, God, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd never wake up.

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<v Speaker 6>It'd be real sad if we all did it now.

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<v Speaker 6>But yes, or twice in your life. You gotta party.

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<v Speaker 6>You gotta test the limits of your party. Look at

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<v Speaker 6>that event horizon of alcoholism.

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<v Speaker 2>You must taste the oblivion of partying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And with Andre, you know, part of why he

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<v Speaker 1>drank so much is just that like it affected him

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<v Speaker 1>less than it does people who are not seven foot

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<v Speaker 1>four giants. And part of it was he was in

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible pain because his body was far too large

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<v Speaker 1>for his back, in his knees.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Andre, there's some sadness behind those, Yeah, there is some.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, there's some funny stories too, because like so one

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<v Speaker 1>of like when kind of Andre is this is in

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of the mid eighties, when he's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>at his near his addor near his height as a

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<v Speaker 1>as a famous wrestler. He and Arnold Schwarzeneger become friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is like peak body built, almost peak bodybuilding

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<v Speaker 1>Arnold a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the Monster and Kommando Destroyer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, exactly. So the two of them go out

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<v Speaker 1>like drinking and have a meal one night, and at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the dinner they have a fight over

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<v Speaker 1>who's going to pay, and Arnold tries to be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pay, and Andre the Giant picks him up,

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<v Speaker 1>picks up Arnold Schwarzenegger and sets him in the eve

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<v Speaker 1>of a window above them so that he can go

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<v Speaker 1>pay like like lifts.

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<v Speaker 3>Up like Arnold, like he's a Gina doll, like carrying

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<v Speaker 3>a cat out of the room, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>To Arnold Schwarzenegger, he was so cool still that night

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<v Speaker 1>because he was in de Yeah, you have to assume,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have to assume they just drank all of

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<v Speaker 1>the liquor in that small man.

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<v Speaker 2>That must have been cool. It must have been a

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<v Speaker 2>cool night. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So by the time Vince takes over, he's already starting

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<v Speaker 1>to look for Andre's replacement.

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<v Speaker 7>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Andre is probably the biggest name in wrestling, or close

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<v Speaker 1>to it, you know, and tied with a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>other guys. But he's also he's old, He's not able

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<v Speaker 1>to move the way he was. It's kind of clear

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<v Speaker 1>that he's on the downswing of his career. And Vince

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<v Speaker 1>finds Andre's replacement and a young man named Terry Bolia.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Terry was just in his twenties when he'd started wrestling

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<v Speaker 1>for the WWF. A child of the nineteen fifties and

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<v Speaker 1>of a dirt poor neighborhood in Port Tampa, Florida, Terry

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<v Speaker 1>loved wrestling, had loved wrestling as long as he could remember.

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<v Speaker 1>His favorite wrestler as a kid was Billy Graham, of

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<v Speaker 1>the younger brother of Vince's mentor, doctor Jerry Graham, which

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty cool. I do love that the Grahams had

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<v Speaker 1>such an impact. Young Terry was particularly drawn to Billy

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<v Speaker 1>because of his larger than life physique, including improbable twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two inch biceps. These muscles were the product of steroids.

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<v Speaker 1>As Billy was among the first generation of wrestlers to

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<v Speaker 1>get really into that shit, he evangelized them to other wrestlers, saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you can feel your body stretch. Just lay in bed

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll feel yourself grow. So that's right, good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>What okmus wizard.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, So Terry starts up infected with strength. So

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<v Speaker 1>Terry still out your chest a little. Sure, So Terry

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<v Speaker 1>starts wrestling small time in Florida. Graham notices his skill

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<v Speaker 1>and he buys him a drink one night in Tampa,

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<v Speaker 1>and Boleiah stated what everyone else knew by now. He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>guys aren't breaking into the big leagues of wrestling anymore

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<v Speaker 1>without chemical assistance. Yeah, And so young Terry is like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that you kind of need to be roided

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<v Speaker 1>out to some extent. You have to be larger than

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<v Speaker 1>life to make it in this business. Now what should

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<v Speaker 1>I do to take my career to the next level?

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<v Speaker 1>And Graham is like, you should take Diana ball and

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<v Speaker 1>winstrol and then chase them with valium because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I too.

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<v Speaker 2>Great's gonna get.

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<v Speaker 6>Some real like you know, you got to get out

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<v Speaker 6>there and grind, you got to try your best.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, he's like, no, take this. Yeah, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to rus growth.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have any space in your ass that isn't drugs,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing it wrong. Like fill that butt. So within

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<v Speaker 1>the WWF, the task of handing out steroids went to

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<v Speaker 1>an osteopathic doctor named George Zahorian. He'd started as a

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<v Speaker 1>house doctor for the McMahon's League and then became one

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<v Speaker 1>of the chief state athletic representatives for Pennsylvania. He was

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<v Speaker 1>required to examine every wrestler to see if they were

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<v Speaker 1>healthy enough to perform. The allegation made later was that Vince,

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<v Speaker 1>who was alleged to be a steroid user himself, would

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<v Speaker 1>not so subtly encourage wrestlers to get bigger. This didn't

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<v Speaker 1>take much of a push since it was obvious that

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<v Speaker 1>only the monsters got the choice roles, so doctor Zohoian

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<v Speaker 1>would go through wrestlers one by one to check them out.

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<v Speaker 1>He brought a doctor bag full of steroids, painkillers, and

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<v Speaker 1>valium with them and would ask, is there anything else

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<v Speaker 1>what you would like? If it isn't here, I can

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<v Speaker 1>get it for you and send it to you.

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<v Speaker 6>I honestly cannot imagine a more corrupt job than WWF

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<v Speaker 6>house doctor. No, you just say that, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 6>there's not a person in the world that doesn't immediately

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<v Speaker 6>know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>I will note there are This is not an allegation

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<v Speaker 1>that Vince or the WWF broke any laws because steroids

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<v Speaker 1>are not illegal at this point, right, Okay, sure, right,

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<v Speaker 1>like this this is like the like by just handing

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<v Speaker 1>them out like candy, you're not necessarily breaking the law.

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<v Speaker 2>As a doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>No, maybe hypocratic, you know, we can argue that on

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<v Speaker 1>a personal level, but this is not like illegal drug

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<v Speaker 1>dealing in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 5>Right Listen, It's it's my sworn oath to make every

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<v Speaker 5>one of these wrestlers' asses as hard as a concrete

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<v Speaker 5>dipped horse.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Terry Bowley, statues, that is that is that is sewn.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why Pete hates statues so much, every one of them,

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<v Speaker 1>even the ones not of horses. Look right, you go

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<v Speaker 1>to the Washington Monument, that's full of horses. It is

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<v Speaker 1>horses all the way up that side.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just fifty eight thousand horses stacks on top of

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<v Speaker 5>each other, always screaming.

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<v Speaker 1>For that's what That's what happened to all of the

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<v Speaker 1>horses from the South that we captured in the Civil War.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how we punished them. So, Terry Bowl, it would

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<v Speaker 1>be very America if we just punished the horses, for

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<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't have been a war if they hadn't carried

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<v Speaker 1>them down. There were those horses were no angel, tell

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<v Speaker 1>it to God. So Terry Bowleia is going to become

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<v Speaker 1>the poster child of the success that steroid use could

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<v Speaker 1>bring one of Vince's wrestlers. He could not have succeeded

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<v Speaker 1>in the business during an earlier era. Holk Hogan, as

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<v Speaker 1>he came to be known, was not a good technical wrestler.

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<v Speaker 1>He never gets very good at the technical stuff. He's

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<v Speaker 1>good at number one, he's a good performer in that

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<v Speaker 1>he's like good at, you know, presenting an appealing personality

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<v Speaker 1>to the fans, and he's good at being a gigantic muscle.

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<v Speaker 2>So freak right.

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<v Speaker 1>Matches with him had to be kind of scripted to

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<v Speaker 1>avoid some of the choreography that guys like Brett Owen

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<v Speaker 1>could have done right, or Brett Hart could have done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he just he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was pretty great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And again, wrestling is but this has always been

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<v Speaker 1>the case. We talked about this in that earlier age.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to be a great technical wrestler to

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<v Speaker 1>be a good wrestler. It's it's different kind of things. Hogan,

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<v Speaker 1>though a lot of his early success comes from the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that he is just so fucking big. Ten years

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<v Speaker 1>after their meeting, Superstar Graham met Hogan again at WrestleMania three,

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<v Speaker 1>and he later told Inside Edition, we went off to

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<v Speaker 1>a shower stall and Hogan pulled down his wrestling tights.

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<v Speaker 1>I injected him with six hundred milligrams of testosterone and

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<v Speaker 1>the right buttock. He had scar tissue on his butt

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<v Speaker 1>from so many injections over the years, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>hard to shove the needle in that Leavery Dinas skin.

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<v Speaker 1>He does have skin like a fucking leather jacket. Like

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<v Speaker 1>he has a complexion of Indiana Jones's jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Always sunny. They had that bit where they sit. He

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<v Speaker 2>had the skin of a hot Yeah, that's perfect, perfect analogy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Gus this ideal.

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<v Speaker 1>So by the late nineteen eighties, Hogan was the WWF's

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<v Speaker 1>biggest star. Andre still drew crowds, but his body was

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<v Speaker 1>by now very much failing him. Vince became aware that

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<v Speaker 1>his former main draw was on the way out.

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<v Speaker 8>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Previously, Andre had been treated like a supernatural force. No

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<v Speaker 1>one was ever allowed to actually beat him, and again

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<v Speaker 1>careers were made by just getting hits in against the giant.

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<v Speaker 1>He was beloved, He was cheered every time he came on,

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<v Speaker 1>he was kind of the ultimate babyface, but now Vince

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<v Speaker 1>engineered a storyline to turn him into a heel. Andre

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<v Speaker 1>was somewhat uncomfortable with the whole turn, but Vince executed

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<v Speaker 1>it effectively, having the Giant betray Hogan and turning him

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<v Speaker 1>into an object of disdain for the audience. At WrestleMania three,

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<v Speaker 1>they cheered as for the first time, Andre was beaten

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<v Speaker 1>in the ring by Vince's new golden boy, hul Cogan.

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<v Speaker 1>From here, Andre's career descended rapidly, and his last matches

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<v Speaker 1>where a dispiriting series of villainous appearances. For the first

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<v Speaker 1>time in his life, he was booed and jeered as

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<v Speaker 1>he entered the stadium, an experience that his friends say

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<v Speaker 1>caused him some amount of anguish as his body continued

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<v Speaker 1>to fail him. Now, yeah, making a big sweet man

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad is given. The crimes this guy commits is

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<v Speaker 1>low on the list of Vince McMahon evil, but the

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<v Speaker 1>way this all goes down says a lot about him.

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<v Speaker 1>I found a documentary. There's a documentary he came out

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty eighteen by Bill Simmons, just titled Andre the Giant.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of criticisms of the documentary. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a degree of whitewashing in it that's pretty significant, but

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<v Speaker 1>they get Vince to talk for it. And there's a

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<v Speaker 1>moment in this that is extremely revealing, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to play that for you now.

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<v Speaker 2>When his career is over, the net.

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<v Speaker 7>Of value YO to himself.

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<v Speaker 8>No longer.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not gonna be around the boys and socializing and

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<v Speaker 7>takes nature. I'm stuck here in North Carolina, and I

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<v Speaker 7>was responsible for the fact that business was going and

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<v Speaker 7>everybody else was going on aloud him Andrey more or

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<v Speaker 7>less wanted to buy me, you know, and presented me

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<v Speaker 7>a bit because he knew the business were going to

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<v Speaker 7>go on without him. I think Hatrey resented that a

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<v Speaker 7>little bit too, as time was up, damn it, you know.

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<v Speaker 7>And yet I was going to continue on. And sometimes

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<v Speaker 7>it can even be a situation whereby what you used

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<v Speaker 7>me no longer when I was Gore's presence, no longer

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<v Speaker 7>was it this loving, warm admiration that we have for

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<v Speaker 7>each other, wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 2>Now There's something real.

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<v Speaker 5>Telling about that, because he's characterizing something that is a

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<v Speaker 5>normal practice in wrestling, where you can't you can't stay

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<v Speaker 5>on top forever. The guy on top has to pass

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<v Speaker 5>the bell Tonto on the top. That's just how the

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<v Speaker 5>business works. However, Vincent, this clip is ignoring the fact

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<v Speaker 5>that Andre's career is ending, because Andre is literally dying,

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<v Speaker 5>like this is this is a unique situation, Like you

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<v Speaker 5>didn't have to put the strap on Hogan like that

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<v Speaker 5>by making by making Andre end his career as a

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<v Speaker 5>bad guy. Uh so he's that's so, man, There's.

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<v Speaker 2>No real fucking way to spin this.

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<v Speaker 6>Andre hates me and there's a lot of good reasons

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<v Speaker 6>for him to hate me, and uh yeah, I really

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<v Speaker 6>kind of phoned him.

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<v Speaker 1>There's also that very beginning line where he's like, Andre

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<v Speaker 1>was like he had no value, and then he pauses

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<v Speaker 1>a second and goes to himself. It's like that's how

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<v Speaker 1>Vince feels, can't wrestle, no more value, and he has

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, oh no, to himself. He has no value.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me fix it. He's worthless and has no self esteem.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, he fixed it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, what a piece of ship, true, says Andre wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>drawing anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, now I will say this is not in

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<v Speaker 1>that documentary because again at whitewashes some shit, but there

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<v Speaker 1>was something else in Andrea's the fact that Andre, in

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<v Speaker 1>his late life seems to have hated Vince McMahon, something

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<v Speaker 1>else besides the fact that he'd been made into a heel,

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<v Speaker 1>because Andre was very close to one of the earliest

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<v Speaker 1>actual crimes that Vince has been accused of committing. Rita

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<v Speaker 1>Chatterton was born in Albany in nineteen fifty seven, and

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<v Speaker 1>she fell in love with wrestling as a little kid

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<v Speaker 1>through her little brother Christopher. He was obsessed with the

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<v Speaker 1>past time and his life ambition was to go into wrestling,

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<v Speaker 1>but in nineteen seventy nine he died in a tragic

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<v Speaker 1>car accident. Rita decided to become professionally involved in wrestling

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<v Speaker 1>as a way to honor her younger brother's memory. She

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<v Speaker 1>was twenty two years old working as a driver for Wonderbread.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd had a lung injury earlier in life, so she

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<v Speaker 1>was unable to actually be a female wrestler. But she

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<v Speaker 1>realized that pro wrestling had never had a female referee,

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<v Speaker 1>so she set herself to the task of getting that job.

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<v Speaker 1>She gets licensed as a ref in the state of

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<v Speaker 1>New York in nineteen eighty four, and she almost immediately

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<v Speaker 1>starts to work reffing small regional shows. She's really good

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<v Speaker 1>at this, and she develops a reputation for being competent

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<v Speaker 1>and a good performer, and she's soon making a decent

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<v Speaker 1>sideline doing these kind of three and four thousand fan

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<v Speaker 1>little venues. So she's doing okay, she's supplementing her income

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<v Speaker 1>when in January of nineteen fifty five, three years in

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<v Speaker 1>events taking over the WWE, he gives her a call. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, Vince is kind of in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of his quest to take out the regionals, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>launched a super storyline in his own in the WWF

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<v Speaker 1>involving a pop star named Cindy Lauper, and Cindy is like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's kind of a regular character in WWF events at

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<v Speaker 1>this period of time. He's got her managing a lady wrestler,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's also got her engaged in a KFA battle

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<v Speaker 1>against a wrestler who's kind of a he makes a

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<v Speaker 1>misogynists so that it can be kind of a because

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<v Speaker 1>women's rights is big at the time in the news, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so Vince is like, we'll have Cindy Lauper be, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>representing the ladies and we'll have this wrestler be a bigot,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know they all that storyline's right, that is

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<v Speaker 1>why that's that is where it came from.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how the e R had passed. Yes, Robert, I

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<v Speaker 5>am white knuckling it through this story. Yeah, do you

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<v Speaker 5>know what's coming? Tom?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:23:26.400 --> 0:23:31.399
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, oh boy, it's not good. So Vince heard

0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:34.240
<v Speaker 1>there was a young female ref that was working, you know,

0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:36.320
<v Speaker 1>some regional shows she done, I think a couple of

0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:40.720
<v Speaker 1>w smaller ww F affiliated gigs, and so he's like, hey,

0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:43.200
<v Speaker 1>we've got this kind of feminist storyline going on. Let's

0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:45.480
<v Speaker 1>bring in this lady ref. That'll probably put some butts

0:23:45.480 --> 0:23:47.840
<v Speaker 1>in seats. So so far this is all fine. Obviously

0:23:47.880 --> 0:23:51.160
<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit cynical, but nearly all social progress

0:23:51.200 --> 0:23:55.520
<v Speaker 1>in this country involves cynical entertainment people increasing representation in

0:23:55.680 --> 0:23:57.119
<v Speaker 1>order to make money and whatever.

0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:57.600
<v Speaker 2>It's okay.

0:23:58.000 --> 0:24:00.719
<v Speaker 1>So sure, he calls Rita up and he asks her

0:24:00.920 --> 0:24:04.080
<v Speaker 1>to work at Madison Square Garden the coming week. She

0:24:04.320 --> 0:24:07.360
<v Speaker 1>took the job and she did it quite well. McMahon

0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:10.280
<v Speaker 1>called her afterwards, and she later claimed he said he

0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:12.520
<v Speaker 1>was impressed with what I did impressed with my work

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:15.640
<v Speaker 1>and he wanted me to go full time. He promised

0:24:15.680 --> 0:24:17.800
<v Speaker 1>me half a million dollars a year. At a time,

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I knew that's a huge amount of money, but I

0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 1>didn't know what the wrestlers were making. And obviously she

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.960
<v Speaker 1>knows that guys like Hulkogan are richest shit. So she's like,

0:24:25.000 --> 0:24:26.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, maybe if I become a star referee,

0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I could make that kind of money. Obviously, very few

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:33.160
<v Speaker 1>people involved in wrestling made anything near that much money,

0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:36.120
<v Speaker 1>and Vince had no way incentive to give a shitload

0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:38.760
<v Speaker 1>of cash to her. But you know, she doesn't know

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:41.040
<v Speaker 1>that she's making the choice that seems like the best

0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:43.440
<v Speaker 1>choice for her at the time. I'm going to quote

0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:45.320
<v Speaker 1>next from a write up in New York Magazine.

0:24:45.560 --> 0:24:45.879
<v Speaker 2>Quote.

0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 1>McMahon also had a warning keep yourself clean. He said,

0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:52.399
<v Speaker 1>in Chatterton's telling, I don't want to see you messing

0:24:52.480 --> 0:24:57.200
<v Speaker 1>around with any of the wrestlers. You keep it professional. Look. Yeah,

0:24:57.760 --> 0:25:01.360
<v Speaker 1>so that's not great a great sign for where things

0:25:01.359 --> 0:25:09.880
<v Speaker 1>are going with So I'm sorry, this is this is yes, okay, okay, yep,

0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:13.960
<v Speaker 1>that's like first normal. So Rita is excited. She thinks

0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna this is gonna be the start of like

0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:18.399
<v Speaker 1>a career and money, and you know it's this is great, right.

0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:20.280
<v Speaker 1>She reaches out to a friend of her She's got

0:25:20.320 --> 0:25:22.920
<v Speaker 1>two good friends in the wrestling business, and one of

0:25:23.000 --> 0:25:25.840
<v Speaker 1>them is a wrestler. His last name's in Zatari, and

0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:27.760
<v Speaker 1>she tells him, Hey, I'm gonna be on the cover

0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:30.600
<v Speaker 1>of Women's Daily and Time and all these other magazines,

0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:32.879
<v Speaker 1>and Inzatari is like, well, what do you why do

0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:34.959
<v Speaker 1>you think that's gonna happen, And she's like, Vince promised

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 1>it to me. And Inzatari has been in the business

0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:40.159
<v Speaker 1>long enough, and he's like, oh, Rita, please, if you

0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:43.639
<v Speaker 1>do anything with him, you're gonna be gone. Stay away

0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:46.639
<v Speaker 1>from Vince, right, Like that's his advice to her, is like,

0:25:47.080 --> 0:25:50.600
<v Speaker 1>keep doing the job, don't like do not like avoid

0:25:50.720 --> 0:25:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon at all fucking costs, right, And I think

0:25:54.440 --> 0:25:56.480
<v Speaker 1>it's one of those things he had heard rumors, is not.

0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:59.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, at this point there's not anything kind of

0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:03.320
<v Speaker 1>publicly out about Vince being a sex weirdo. But you know,

0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:05.120
<v Speaker 1>you work in the business, you hear. And he tries

0:26:05.160 --> 0:26:06.960
<v Speaker 1>to warn his friend away. He's like, look, this is

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:08.920
<v Speaker 1>a bad guy to be fucking in business.

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:10.240
<v Speaker 2>Casual time magazine reader.

0:26:10.280 --> 0:26:11.880
<v Speaker 6>He knew that they don't do a lot of cover

0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:14.159
<v Speaker 6>features on wwfes.

0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:18.760
<v Speaker 1>So if you're in Rita's position, working as the first

0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:21.200
<v Speaker 1>female ref and pro wrestling, and it seems like starting

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:23.360
<v Speaker 1>to succeed in a massive scale, though, like, how can

0:26:23.440 --> 0:26:25.000
<v Speaker 1>you not move forward with this?

0:26:25.200 --> 0:26:25.320
<v Speaker 7>Right?

0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 1>And for a while Vince kind of kept his promise.

0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:31.600
<v Speaker 1>She kept getting brought in for very big matches. She

0:26:31.800 --> 0:26:34.240
<v Speaker 1>gets a kind of a small part in a spread

0:26:34.280 --> 0:26:37.840
<v Speaker 1>in Cosmo, so she's like, like, it's it sort of

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:40.280
<v Speaker 1>seems like this is starting to happen for her. She's

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:42.960
<v Speaker 1>optimistic enough about the future for good reason that she

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:46.400
<v Speaker 1>quits her job as a delivery driver. McMahon also had

0:26:46.480 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 1>her on his unsuccessful cable talk show Tuesday Night Titans.

0:26:50.680 --> 0:26:53.320
<v Speaker 1>She wore a loose fitting white dress, and McMahon praised

0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:56.159
<v Speaker 1>her in ways that we're vaguely off putting, saying, you

0:26:56.240 --> 0:26:59.359
<v Speaker 1>have been accomplishing things that certainly women have never accomplished before.

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:01.639
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you weigh approximately one hundred and twenty two

0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 1>one hundred and thirty pounds, not getting personal somewhere in there,

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:07.080
<v Speaker 1>and for you to step into the ring with the giants.

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you realize what can happen to you?

0:27:09.320 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 7>Do you not?

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Now what does that mean that you could go with

0:27:15.040 --> 0:27:15.879
<v Speaker 2>crushed and not?

0:27:16.200 --> 0:27:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean you go with crushed.

0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:21.159
<v Speaker 5>I think he's trying to sell the danger of it,

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 5>because he's always that Carnival barker. But also I don't

0:27:25.080 --> 0:27:27.879
<v Speaker 5>want to be recorded giving Vince McMahon the benefit of

0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:30.560
<v Speaker 5>the down No, sir, like you could people.

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:31.960
<v Speaker 1>At the time, you could give him the benefit of

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 1>the doubt. It's going to become very clear later.

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 5>Free of any context. Yeah, let me let me rephrase it,

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.359
<v Speaker 5>free of any context, that context, That is how I

0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 5>would interpret that.

0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Sure, absolutely, Yeah. Now, for the most part, Vicky's pretty happy.

0:27:45.600 --> 0:27:48.000
<v Speaker 1>But week after week and eventually months go by and

0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:50.959
<v Speaker 1>the contract that Vince had promised her didn't show up.

0:27:51.440 --> 0:27:54.720
<v Speaker 2>That half a million dollars contract didn't happen.

0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Sure, So, Vicky d I don't know why I said.

0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Vicky Rita claims that she asked McMahon for an audience

0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:05.960
<v Speaker 1>and he agreed to meet with her after a show.

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:08.399
<v Speaker 1>When she arrived for the meeting, a bunch of other

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 1>industry people were there meeting with him. She tried to

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 1>start a conversation during dinner, but he kind of brushes

0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 1>her off, and then he catches her as she's leaving

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:19.240
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, and he's like, Hey, I don't want to

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:20.719
<v Speaker 1>talk to you about your career in front of all

0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:23.240
<v Speaker 1>these other people. It's none of their business. Why don't

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:25.399
<v Speaker 1>we go to a second location and you get in.

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:26.320
<v Speaker 2>My limo with me?

0:28:27.560 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Right, Rita, Yeah, bring a knife.

0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yeah, knife, maybe like some kind of I don't

0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:40.719
<v Speaker 1>know gun that launches mace, any of that good idea obviously. Look,

0:28:40.760 --> 0:28:42.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna like beat her on the bush. Here

0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Vince zips his pants and he propositions her. This is

0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:50.600
<v Speaker 1>how Rita later describes what happens. Vince continued to you know,

0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 1>if you want a half a million dollar contract, you're

0:28:52.880 --> 0:28:54.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to satisfy me, and this is the way

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 1>things have to go. Vince grabbed my hand, kept trying

0:28:57.560 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 1>to put my hand on him. I was scared at

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 1>the end. My wrist was all purple, black and blue.

0:29:02.160 --> 0:29:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Things just didn't he just God, he just didn't stop.

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:11.560
<v Speaker 1>This man just didn't stop. According to Chatterton, the next

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 1>thing that Vince says is how's your daughter going to

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:17.240
<v Speaker 1>go to college? Of course she doesn't have to go

0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 1>to college. Uh yeah, yeah, I guess that she's not

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna be able to afford it if she doesn't, you know.

0:29:25.280 --> 0:29:28.200
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, obviously that means this is both sexual

0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:31.800
<v Speaker 1>harassment and also physical, like he's bruising her hand. Right,

0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 1>this is not just even like not that it's okay

0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:37.240
<v Speaker 1>to be creepy, like, this is also physical directly physical violence.

0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Both of these things are occurring here. So Chatterton later claims,

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:45.320
<v Speaker 1>I was forced into oral sex with Vince McMahon when

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:48.040
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't complete his desires that he got really angry,

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 1>started ripping off my jeans, pulled me on top of him,

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:52.760
<v Speaker 1>and told me again that if I wanted a half

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:55.040
<v Speaker 1>a million dollar a year contract, that I had to

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:57.440
<v Speaker 1>satisfy him. He could make me or break me, and

0:29:57.480 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 1>if I didn't satisfy him, I was blackballed.

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 2>That was I was done.

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:03.840
<v Speaker 1>One of the things that sticks with me and always

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 1>will was after he got done doing his business, he

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:08.320
<v Speaker 1>looked at me and said, remember when I told you

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 1>not to mess with any of the wrestlers, Well you

0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 1>just did. Oh my god, Yeah, what the yeah, psychopath.

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 1>He's a fucking yeah, he's giant. I mean, he's a

0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking massive piece of shit. That's why we're spending six

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:28.680
<v Speaker 1>hours talking about him. She's, yeah, giant piece of shit.

0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 1>So that's terrible. In the immediate wake of this assault,

0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:38.040
<v Speaker 1>of this alleged assault, vic Rita reached out to two

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 1>colleagues in Zatari and these are like the two guys

0:30:41.440 --> 0:30:43.719
<v Speaker 1>that are her friends within the business. One of them

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 1>is this guy in Zatari, and one is Andre the Giant,

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:48.760
<v Speaker 1>So he is like one of the two people that

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 1>she feels confident confiding in about what has happened to her,

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 1>which I don't know, might play into some of the

0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:59.000
<v Speaker 1>reason why Andre hates Vince McMahon.

0:30:59.200 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Laid in life.

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, she also speaks yeah anyway, So she talks

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:08.360
<v Speaker 1>to a lawyer to kind of decide can I sue

0:31:08.480 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon, Can I like press charges against him? But

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 1>it is he is very powerful and wealthy at this

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:16.800
<v Speaker 1>point in time. It is not an easy It's not

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 1>an easy thing to do when like it's the guy

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 1>is like a fucking gas station attendant, right, It's especially

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 1>hard when it's fucking Vince McMahon, and she's not sure

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 1>if it's like worth the risk, in part because both

0:31:29.160 --> 0:31:31.120
<v Speaker 1>of her parents are in poor health at this point,

0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:33.600
<v Speaker 1>she's helping to take care of them. She's worried about

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:35.880
<v Speaker 1>the effect all of this will have on them, so

0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 1>she she works keeps quiet for a while. She keeps

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.640
<v Speaker 1>working as a ref in smaller venues off and on

0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 1>through the early nineties. When her father dies in nineteen

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:49.440
<v Speaker 1>ninety two, she makes her first public allegation, so like

0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:54.280
<v Speaker 1>publicly alleges that Vince McMahon, you know, sexually assaulted her.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 1>She goes on, you know, she's on a couple of

0:31:57.320 --> 0:31:59.840
<v Speaker 1>different like TV shows and stuff talking about this. She

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:05.040
<v Speaker 1>makes this as public as she possibly can. We'll talk

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:06.960
<v Speaker 1>about this a little more in the next episode. But

0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 1>for Rita, her wrestling dream finally ended in nineteen ninety

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>three after she attended Andrea the Giant's funeral. Vince was

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:18.480
<v Speaker 1>also there, and she recalls quote, Vince walked up to

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:21.040
<v Speaker 1>me and said, it's nice to meet you. He knew

0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:24.360
<v Speaker 1>exactly who I was. She adds, I said it's nice

0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 1>to meet me. I told him to go fuck off

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 1>and walked away.

0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:32.800
<v Speaker 2>That seems yep. The least of what he deserves. Yeah,

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 2>he got off very light in that exchange. Yeah, yep,

0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 2>so it's time to plug.

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Vince McMahon. Uh, it's pretty bleak. It's it's it's bad,

0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 1>bad times, all bad times. And we have one more

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 1>terrible story about Vince McMahon. And this kind of a

0:32:57.160 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 1>contemporaneous to the other stuff. A lot of bad things

0:33:01.080 --> 0:33:02.560
<v Speaker 1>are happening at once here, So I.

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Should have just told really happy Under the Giant stories.

0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:07.520
<v Speaker 1>That would have been a more fun podcast.

0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:10.960
<v Speaker 6>My buddy Tommy wrote for WWF for a while and

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 6>he used to tell under the Giant stories.

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to tell any of his, but he

0:33:15.440 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 2>had one where Ultimate Warrior got him some.

0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:21.080
<v Speaker 6>Wine and Andre's like, this was no French war Warrior,

0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:24.160
<v Speaker 6>and so he sent Warrior like to seven eleven to

0:33:24.200 --> 0:33:27.080
<v Speaker 6>get French wine. And it was like so close to

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 6>the show that he was already in his full Ultimate

0:33:28.760 --> 0:33:30.800
<v Speaker 6>Warrior makeup and in a full sprint, he like went

0:33:30.840 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 6>into seven eleven to get a bunch of French wine.

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:36.360
<v Speaker 6>And so this seven eleven clerk watched the Ultimate fucking

0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 6>Warrior like burst into his store, rummage through the liquor

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.880
<v Speaker 6>and come out with all this wine, and again I

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.200
<v Speaker 6>don't remember how that story ended, but I just remember

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 6>some twenty people laughing at this.

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he got a million. Like that's all Under the

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Giant did was fucking drink and make awesome shit happen.

0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there are there's There are a couple of funny

0:33:56.720 --> 0:34:00.240
<v Speaker 1>stories about him getting like drunk enough that he passed out,

0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:03.239
<v Speaker 1>passes out and like hotel lobbies and stuff, and then

0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:05.360
<v Speaker 1>just having to be like, well, let's put a blanket

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:07.239
<v Speaker 1>on him. No, what, you can't move him.

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 2>This problem is.

0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:16.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like a row. We need a Bangalore torpedo to

0:34:16.520 --> 0:34:24.800
<v Speaker 1>get through him. So at around the same yeah, would wouldn't.

0:34:27.920 --> 0:34:30.560
<v Speaker 1>At around the same time Rita was starting her career

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:35.520
<v Speaker 1>as a referee, Vince got himself into an even worse situation.

0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I don't know, it's it's a bad another terrible situation,

0:34:39.880 --> 0:34:42.560
<v Speaker 1>let's put it that way. One of his top babyface

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:45.480
<v Speaker 1>wrestlers was a guy named Jimmy Superfly Snooka.

0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Snooka had started dating a young Brooklyn girl named Nancy Argentino.

0:34:51.000 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 1>She was working as a dental assistant. A friend of

0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:54.880
<v Speaker 1>hers that started dating another wrestler so she goes to

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:58.720
<v Speaker 1>shows with them and she meets Snooka, so she winds

0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:01.399
<v Speaker 1>up becoming Snooker's drive as well as his girlfriend, because

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy was hooked on every drug conceivable and was never

0:35:05.280 --> 0:35:09.000
<v Speaker 1>in the same galaxy as sober enough to drive a maximum.

0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:12.320
<v Speaker 2>There yeah, yea the most extreme.

0:35:14.120 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 1>In very short order, the two start fighting, and on

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 1>January eighteenth of nineteen eighty three, the police are called

0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:22.560
<v Speaker 1>to a hotel in Selena, New York for a domestic

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:25.719
<v Speaker 1>disturbance between them. It wound up taking a whole team

0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:28.160
<v Speaker 1>of cops to subdue Snooka, who was at that point

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:31.279
<v Speaker 1>about eighty five percent trend and cocaine by body weight.

0:35:32.960 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Now Snooka kind of like. One of the things that

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 1>happens during the art when the police show up is

0:35:37.680 --> 0:35:40.440
<v Speaker 1>that Argentino runs out of a room to tell the

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 1>cops what he's been doing, and while the cops are there,

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:45.799
<v Speaker 1>he grabs her by the hair and drags her face

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 1>across the dry wall her. The injuries that she's got

0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:52.960
<v Speaker 1>include she's a contusion in the neck, she has possible

0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 1>fractured ribs, her lower back is injured. Snooka gets initially

0:35:57.200 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 1>charged with assault and resisting arrest. Obviously, Vince, you know

0:36:01.800 --> 0:36:04.720
<v Speaker 1>this is a problem. Snuka is a fairly prominent wrestler.

0:36:04.760 --> 0:36:07.239
<v Speaker 1>He's got to deal with this. He does not care

0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 1>that this guy has just beat the absolute shit out

0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:14.400
<v Speaker 1>of a young woman. And yeah, he's like, kind of

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 1>his immediate plan is I have to go into damage

0:36:17.239 --> 0:36:21.040
<v Speaker 1>control mode. And according to an investigation by wrestling journalist

0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 1>David Bixon, Span Argentina was initially trying to pursue criminal

0:36:26.080 --> 0:36:29.800
<v Speaker 1>charges against Snuka, but she kind of suddenly makes a

0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 1>change to signing an affidavit claiming that she was in

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 1>no way seeking prosecution against him. We don't know exactly

0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:41.560
<v Speaker 1>what happened, but a police report was covered uncovered fairly

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:44.320
<v Speaker 1>recently that shows that Vince mc I think this was

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 1>a part of Josie Riisman's reporting. That shows Vincent McMahon

0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 1>tried to talk a rout of making a complaint against

0:36:50.040 --> 0:36:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Snuka in the first place, and as a result, Snuka

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:56.279
<v Speaker 1>winds up pleading guilty to harassment, but has his other

0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:59.360
<v Speaker 1>charges dropped. He makes a donation to the Ronald McDonald

0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:02.839
<v Speaker 1>House charity, but otherwise suffers no consequences. Later that year,

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:05.560
<v Speaker 1>on May tenth, Snuka called the paramedics to his hotel

0:37:05.640 --> 0:37:10.160
<v Speaker 1>room because Argentina was Argentina was unconscious and obviously dying.

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Snooka first claimed that they had a fight. He framed

0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:15.359
<v Speaker 1>it as a playful thing, that they had been play

0:37:15.400 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 1>wrestling and she'd hit her head and he thought she

0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 1>was okay until she had trouble breathing. The next day,

0:37:20.719 --> 0:37:23.000
<v Speaker 1>she gets taken to the er, where she dies. The

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:26.719
<v Speaker 1>next day at one fifty am, the coroner sees enough

0:37:26.760 --> 0:37:29.560
<v Speaker 1>evidence of violence to suggest a police interview. He believes

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:32.720
<v Speaker 1>it's a homicide, so they take Snuoka in for questioning.

0:37:33.520 --> 0:37:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Don Moracco, another wrestler staying at the same hotel, claims

0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>that he has a call with Vince at the same time.

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Quote Vince says, have you ever heard anything about Snooka

0:37:42.360 --> 0:37:45.719
<v Speaker 1>and his girlfriend? Maracco says, I said, as a matter

0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:47.480
<v Speaker 1>of fact, I am here with Lieutenant so and so,

0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 1>so I put him on the phone to Vince. Now,

0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:52.759
<v Speaker 1>this is the same time that Vince is in the

0:37:52.880 --> 0:37:55.920
<v Speaker 1>final stage of taking ownership of the WWF. He has

0:37:56.040 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 1>reason to fear that a murder scandal involving one of

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 1>his top wrestlers could grow up blow every thing up.

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:03.000
<v Speaker 1>We do not know what he said to the cops

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 1>or to Snuoka, But the next day Snuoka changes his story.

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Instead of this play wrestling bit, he tells cops that, like,

0:38:09.600 --> 0:38:11.680
<v Speaker 1>they'd been driving and she'd gotten out to pee in

0:38:11.760 --> 0:38:13.719
<v Speaker 1>some bushes, and she'd slipped and hit her head on

0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:17.280
<v Speaker 1>the pavement, and that's what caused the injury. Right Receman

0:38:17.520 --> 0:38:20.200
<v Speaker 1>in her book notes that decades later, a wrestler who

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:23.799
<v Speaker 1>was trying to defend Snuoka in a documentary interview would

0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 1>tell the crew that he had been in a car

0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:28.480
<v Speaker 1>with them that morning and had no memory of any

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:30.759
<v Speaker 1>injury that she suffered by the roadside. He kind of

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:35.920
<v Speaker 1>accidentally blows up one of Snuoka's claims. Snuka holds to

0:38:36.000 --> 0:38:37.719
<v Speaker 1>that story forever, though, that she just hits her head,

0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:39.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, in a freak accident and that's what causes

0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:44.040
<v Speaker 1>all this. The WWF does cooperate with the investigation, and

0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:47.320
<v Speaker 1>eventually Snooka is released. He is not charged with any crime,

0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 1>despite the fact that the coroner had advised the case

0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 1>be investigated as a homicide. Josie, writes. Argentino's younger sister,

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Luis Argentina would later recall that Vincer one of his proxies.

0:38:58.800 --> 0:39:01.240
<v Speaker 1>She didn't remember the name, just called him. Snook's promoter

0:39:01.680 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 1>called Argentino's mother not long after her daughter was buried.

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:07.919
<v Speaker 1>Miss Argentino, I'm so sorry for your loss, the sister

0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:11.120
<v Speaker 1>remembered him, saying, do you think twenty five thousand dollars

0:39:11.160 --> 0:39:18.319
<v Speaker 1>would help you? The mother hung up on him. Gross yep. Now, yeah,

0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:19.799
<v Speaker 1>I mean we live in a.

0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:24.239
<v Speaker 6>Universe where, like cocaine filled Jimmy Snooka might accidentally kill

0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:26.719
<v Speaker 6>somebody by like shoving them and they hit their head

0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:29.680
<v Speaker 6>on something, and I'd be like, that's within the realm possibility.

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:31.880
<v Speaker 6>But then he's like, oh no, no, no, it happened

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 6>earlier when she got out of the car and slipped

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 6>and fed Like, okay, you're a murderer, Like like that

0:39:37.239 --> 0:39:38.520
<v Speaker 6>sort of clinches it.

0:39:38.680 --> 0:39:38.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:42.520
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And the history of the they had a long

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 5>history of domestic violence.

0:39:44.719 --> 0:39:46.120
<v Speaker 2>And that doesn't help either.

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:49.040
<v Speaker 6>I'm saying there's a world where that story didn't exist,

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:52.239
<v Speaker 6>and you're just saying, Hi, I'm a gigantic dude, and yeah,

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:54.080
<v Speaker 6>we were making love and I hit her head on

0:39:54.120 --> 0:39:55.480
<v Speaker 6>the board or whatever.

0:39:55.800 --> 0:39:57.920
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that didn't happen. I don't know why I'm

0:39:58.000 --> 0:40:00.920
<v Speaker 2>even bringing up a hypothetical that's the murderer. Yeah, yeah,

0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:02.080
<v Speaker 2>you're obviously a murderer.

0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:05.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is very very clearly a fucking murder. Right.

0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 1>There's a little more to it in terms of Vince's sketchiness.

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 8>Here.

0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:14.720
<v Speaker 1>We know that Vince walked into a meeting with Snooka

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>and the DA, the medical Examiner, and several cops on

0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 1>June first, which is the same day he makes his

0:40:20.160 --> 0:40:24.120
<v Speaker 1>final payment to his dad for the WWF. Now, the

0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 1>DA at this meeting later recalls that Vince did all

0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:31.680
<v Speaker 1>the talking. Snooka himself later wrote this cryptic paragraph about

0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:34.920
<v Speaker 1>the meeting for his autobiography. At one point, I went

0:40:34.960 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 1>with Vince McMahon Junior to either a court or a

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:39.799
<v Speaker 1>law office. I don't remember which because I was still

0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:41.960
<v Speaker 1>in shocked. All I remember is he had a briefcase

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 1>with him. I don't know what happened. I think Vince

0:40:44.080 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Junior picked me up from the hotel and took me there.

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 1>He didn't say an maybe it was a spaceship. Yeah,

0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:54.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm a mania atractor. There are a lot of conspiracy

0:40:54.400 --> 0:40:58.160
<v Speaker 1>theories about that. Briefcase, because Vince doesn't carry a briefcase. Right,

0:40:58.200 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Everyone who's like been in meetings with him says that,

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>like this is a weird thing for him. That's kind

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:04.359
<v Speaker 1>of why Snooka wrote it, right, is that snooke has

0:41:04.360 --> 0:41:06.040
<v Speaker 1>known him a while, he hasn't seen him do this before.

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:09.320
<v Speaker 1>We don't know anything more than this. There are a

0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:11.560
<v Speaker 1>ton of conspiracy theories that, oh, did he have a

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 1>bribe in the briefcase for the cops or you know whatever.

0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:16.960
<v Speaker 1>There's not evidence of this. It's just something. There's a

0:41:17.040 --> 0:41:19.600
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of theories about right. I think that

0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:22.759
<v Speaker 1>there's plenty without him bribing the cops. There's plenty of

0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:25.640
<v Speaker 1>shadiness here. But to like make this be a mark

0:41:25.680 --> 0:41:29.200
<v Speaker 1>in the bastard column for Vince McMahon, Oh sure he did.

0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 5>He didn't even need to do something as as now

0:41:33.880 --> 0:41:35.960
<v Speaker 5>ostentatious as to bring a briefcase full of money. He

0:41:36.040 --> 0:41:39.439
<v Speaker 5>had plenty of power and inexactly exactly happen.

0:41:39.680 --> 0:41:41.680
<v Speaker 6>Pat Patterson had a long running prank where they were

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:44.239
<v Speaker 6>trick each other into looking at each other's poop, So

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:45.720
<v Speaker 6>there could have been a human turn.

0:41:45.560 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 2>In that briefcase.

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 5>Could have just been completely unrelated to this, showed Pat

0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:53.160
<v Speaker 5>Patterson his ship later.

0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:59.319
<v Speaker 1>He wouldn't do it here, but I got there again, Pat, Yeah,

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:01.600
<v Speaker 1>you thought I wouldn't do this when trying to talk

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:04.439
<v Speaker 1>a wrestler out of a murdered charge, But by god,

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I got you again. That does remind I have a

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 1>good poop in a suitcase story. So I'm at this

0:42:11.280 --> 0:42:14.480
<v Speaker 1>big outdoor party, this big like festival, you know, event

0:42:14.719 --> 0:42:17.799
<v Speaker 1>in Texas, uh kind of near Texar Canon one time,

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:20.960
<v Speaker 1>and I've got some friends who are are part of

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:23.880
<v Speaker 1>this group at this festival that like there their primary

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:27.279
<v Speaker 1>thing is doing like light terrorism, right where they just

0:42:27.400 --> 0:42:29.360
<v Speaker 1>kind of try to mess with people while they're on

0:42:29.520 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 1>drugs and having a good time. And a couple of

0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:33.879
<v Speaker 1>them would go around the event with a suitcase full

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:36.359
<v Speaker 1>of peanut butter, trying to get people to eat out

0:42:36.400 --> 0:42:39.560
<v Speaker 1>of the suitcase full of peanut butter. It was offered

0:42:39.600 --> 0:42:41.399
<v Speaker 1>to me several times, and I knew them well enough

0:42:41.480 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 1>to be like, I am not going to eat out

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:45.160
<v Speaker 1>of that peanut butter suitcase. And sure enough, it later

0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 1>comes out that somebody had chatting the peanut butter suitcase.

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:53.160
<v Speaker 2>And you call that light terrorism? Light terrorism is a

0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:55.040
<v Speaker 2>six out of ten terrorism to me.

0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh boy, there's a couple of people in Texas

0:42:58.200 --> 0:43:01.000
<v Speaker 1>that are gonna know what I'm talking about, and they're

0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>going to be shocked that that. Hope you didn't eat

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:16.000
<v Speaker 1>the fucking peanut butter A good stuff. Well, speaking of

0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:19.480
<v Speaker 1>cobbra vinom today, we're about to right now, we're going

0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:22.880
<v Speaker 1>to talk about a man who could drink raw Cobravinomu

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 1>and and feel nothing a hero. I think we're all

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:28.880
<v Speaker 1>familiar with Jesse the Body Ventura.

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 2>We love Jesse.

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone loves Jesse. And there's very few people that

0:43:34.840 --> 0:43:40.719
<v Speaker 1>Jesse hates more than Vince McMahon. So born, Yeah, and

0:43:40.800 --> 0:43:42.439
<v Speaker 1>this is as a result of it being a story

0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:44.880
<v Speaker 1>about Jesse the Body Ventura, this is going to be

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 1>a story about Vince McMahon as well, and a story

0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:54.600
<v Speaker 1>about unions. So yeah, strap in here born James George Janos,

0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:57.080
<v Speaker 1>which is not nearly as good in it. I can

0:43:57.120 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 1>see why he went with Jesse Ventura. James George Janos

0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:03.000
<v Speaker 1>just not the not the same kind.

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:06.080
<v Speaker 5>Of but it's also not not a wrestling name, no no,

0:44:06.200 --> 0:44:10.840
<v Speaker 5>and for sure, yeah, yeah, JJ, I'd go with JJ Janos.

0:44:10.960 --> 0:44:13.839
<v Speaker 5>That's Janos Janos, the hands of Fate. You know, there's

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 5>a lot of the name of a champion.

0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:20.360
<v Speaker 1>So born in nineteen fifty one, Jesse is the a

0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:24.080
<v Speaker 1>child of Minneapolis. His parents were World War Two veterans.

0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:27.520
<v Speaker 1>Both of them and his older brothers served in nom

0:44:28.400 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Jesse opted to join the Navy in nineteen sixty nine

0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 1>rather than be drafted, and he was you know, you've

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:36.239
<v Speaker 1>seen if you've seen Jesse the body of Van Sero

0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:38.399
<v Speaker 1>when he was young. He's a very fit guy. He's

0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:41.560
<v Speaker 1>he's pretty large and frightening. So his superiors are like,

0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:44.080
<v Speaker 1>this guy, we should maybe, you know, put in for

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:46.680
<v Speaker 1>some more intense training. So they wind up sticking him

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:50.200
<v Speaker 1>in a program called BUDS, which is like underwater demolition.

0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:58.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah Janos, Yeah, Janos. So without getting into like too

0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:02.200
<v Speaker 1>much military nerds stuff, this is Buds is what becomes

0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:04.680
<v Speaker 1>the Navy Seals, right, Like the Navy Seals kind of

0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:08.680
<v Speaker 1>evolve out of this elite underwater demolition program. There will

0:45:08.719 --> 0:45:13.319
<v Speaker 1>be some conflict later with Chris Kyle, the American sniper guy,

0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:16.680
<v Speaker 1>who is a kind of a dick, and he'll accuse

0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Jesse the Body Ventura of lying about having been a seal.

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Basically everyone agrees it's fine for him to call himself

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:25.400
<v Speaker 1>a seal. Like they turned into the Navy Seals right

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:28.000
<v Speaker 1>after he was in there. It's it's whatever, It's okay, that's.

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:29.320
<v Speaker 2>A real technicality.

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm not gonna call that one stolen valor really

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:36.600
<v Speaker 5>split in hairs, and Jesse doesn't have that many of them.

0:45:36.680 --> 0:45:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so yeah, exactly, he doesn't have any room for splitting. Yeah,

0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 1>it's got to keep what he's got. So he's stationed

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:46.880
<v Speaker 1>in Vietnam. He's like, he is a Vietnam veteran, but

0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:49.160
<v Speaker 1>he never he never winds up in like combat or

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:52.160
<v Speaker 1>anything like that, which is which is good, it's combat's bad.

0:45:52.680 --> 0:45:55.600
<v Speaker 1>You want to avoid it. As a general rule. He

0:45:55.800 --> 0:45:58.560
<v Speaker 1>is able to transition to civilian life, and he does

0:45:58.640 --> 0:46:01.480
<v Speaker 1>so with the help of the mom Ungles Motorcycle Club,

0:46:02.040 --> 0:46:04.000
<v Speaker 1>which is based out of I think San Diego at

0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:07.680
<v Speaker 1>the time, and kind of not long after he's in there,

0:46:07.920 --> 0:46:10.319
<v Speaker 1>they wind up in this like really bloody gang thing

0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:14.000
<v Speaker 1>with the Hell's Angels. Jesse actually winds up testifying on

0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 1>their behalf at one point to be like, when I

0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 1>was in them, it wasn't like a criminal gang whatever,

0:46:19.200 --> 0:46:20.879
<v Speaker 1>you want to say about them, Like they didn't start

0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:22.960
<v Speaker 1>out as like part of a criminal enterprise. You know,

0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:25.839
<v Speaker 1>they really had my back. They helped me transition into

0:46:25.880 --> 0:46:29.319
<v Speaker 1>civilian life, which is like that's why motorcycle gangs start up,

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:31.440
<v Speaker 1>by the way, like the first of them come up

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:33.840
<v Speaker 1>after World War Two as like a thing for vets

0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:36.160
<v Speaker 1>who can't really fit in with the rest of society whatever.

0:46:36.480 --> 0:46:39.200
<v Speaker 1>That's how Jesse gets out of being in the military.

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 1>He transitions, you know, back to civilian life, and he

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 1>decides like, well, now that I'm back in you know,

0:46:46.800 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 1>the normal world, nothing makes more sense than getting incredibly

0:46:51.200 --> 0:46:55.720
<v Speaker 1>jacked and working as a bodybuilder. And after getting incredibly jacked,

0:46:55.760 --> 0:46:59.080
<v Speaker 1>because he's this huge dude who has military training, he's

0:46:59.120 --> 0:47:01.160
<v Speaker 1>able to get a gig working as a bodyguard for

0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:04.359
<v Speaker 1>the Rolling Stones. He's like, whenever the Rolling Stones come

0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 1>to Minnesota, Jesse Ventura is is watching their back. Get

0:47:11.560 --> 0:47:15.600
<v Speaker 1>me Jetos, Yeah, get me Janos. That's I mean, that's

0:47:15.640 --> 0:47:19.200
<v Speaker 1>a pretty cool gig, except for Rolling Stones. Bodyguard is

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:22.000
<v Speaker 1>a job with a body count. But that's not his fault,

0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:27.000
<v Speaker 1>right sure the hells Angels, you know. Yeah, So because

0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:29.600
<v Speaker 1>he's you know, this giant guy who's great at fighting.

0:47:30.640 --> 0:47:33.000
<v Speaker 1>It kind of increasingly becomes clear to him that the

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:34.840
<v Speaker 1>real way for him to make some money off of

0:47:34.920 --> 0:47:38.040
<v Speaker 1>his most evident assets is to get into pro wrestling.

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Now he knows that Janos is not the best name

0:47:41.320 --> 0:47:42.239
<v Speaker 1>he could possibly have.

0:47:42.560 --> 0:47:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Hard disagree.

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Wow, Wow do you want to do you know why

0:47:46.800 --> 0:47:48.400
<v Speaker 1>he picks Jesse the body Ventura.

0:47:49.200 --> 0:47:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Uh, probably to sound more like Hulk Cogan, more Californian.

0:47:54.760 --> 0:47:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, more California. That's exactly right. He wants to

0:47:57.840 --> 0:48:00.640
<v Speaker 1>his like initial like. The kind of like theme of

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 1>his character is he's like a southern California muscle beach

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:07.400
<v Speaker 1>bodybuilder guy. And so yeah, that's why. That's why he

0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:11.719
<v Speaker 1>does it better no, no, no, better than And this

0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 1>is the real Stolen Valor. There's a lot of muscle

0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:18.760
<v Speaker 1>freaks in southern California that Jesse's taken work from. Neon,

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:23.640
<v Speaker 1>So the Stolen Valor kind of guy who's fine with

0:48:23.760 --> 0:48:26.320
<v Speaker 1>him calling himself a Navy seal, but livid about the

0:48:26.440 --> 0:48:26.839
<v Speaker 1>last name.

0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Ventura.

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:29.160
<v Speaker 1>You're not from Vncura Beach.

0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Come on, you've never rollerbladed in your life.

0:48:35.000 --> 0:48:37.880
<v Speaker 1>So he gets involved in wrestling in the early seventies

0:48:37.960 --> 0:48:40.719
<v Speaker 1>and at first, he's kind of like he's basically like

0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:44.279
<v Speaker 1>starts off his favorite This is again a pretty common story.

0:48:44.400 --> 0:48:48.480
<v Speaker 1>His favorite wrestler is Superstar Billy Graham, which is the

0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:50.600
<v Speaker 1>same guy that like hul Cogan. Yeah, you know learns

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:55.000
<v Speaker 1>learns to be hul Cogan from great wrestler Superstar Billy Graham.

0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:57.880
<v Speaker 1>If you want to look up pictures of him, incredible

0:48:57.920 --> 0:49:00.719
<v Speaker 1>looking fellow, like he's he's really one of the he's

0:49:00.760 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 1>really if you want to pick one wrestler as like

0:49:03.320 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 1>the the physical dividing line between like huge guys pre steroids,

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 1>huge guys post steroids. Superstar Billy Graham is about your

0:49:10.719 --> 0:49:16.440
<v Speaker 1>best bet, real cool looking dude. So he's ah, he

0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:19.920
<v Speaker 1>loved the timeline, Yeah, really split that timeline. Yeah, he's

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:24.440
<v Speaker 1>the he's the he's like the fucking the KT boundary

0:49:24.560 --> 0:49:29.719
<v Speaker 1>for wrestling and steroids. So yeah, his career goes pretty

0:49:29.760 --> 0:49:33.319
<v Speaker 1>well until nineteen eighty four. Jesse's like steadily moving up

0:49:33.719 --> 0:49:36.040
<v Speaker 1>at his peak, he's like a rival to houl Cogan.

0:49:36.120 --> 0:49:38.840
<v Speaker 1>He has like these three consecutive matches against him and

0:49:38.880 --> 0:49:41.399
<v Speaker 1>he loses them. But like obviously the fact that you're

0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:43.919
<v Speaker 1>like build next to Hulk means that you're doing pretty good,

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:47.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, in nineteen eighty four, and then kind of

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 1>at the peak of his wrestling career, he has to

0:49:50.840 --> 0:49:54.280
<v Speaker 1>quit because he nearly dies. He develops like a series

0:49:54.440 --> 0:49:57.600
<v Speaker 1>of nearly fatal blood clots and his lungs. His like

0:49:57.719 --> 0:49:59.879
<v Speaker 1>wife has to fly in because she thinks that he's

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:02.480
<v Speaker 1>like not he's like about to die. Like it's very

0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:05.359
<v Speaker 1>he comes very close to like leaving this earth as

0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:08.480
<v Speaker 1>a result of it. Now, one of the interviews I

0:50:08.560 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 1>read with him, Jesse claims that his Navy training taught

0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:12.879
<v Speaker 1>him how to deal with the trauma of imminent death.

0:50:14.440 --> 0:50:20.200
<v Speaker 1>He's snuck inside his own lungs and steed, I yeah,

0:50:21.120 --> 0:50:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I had a anyway. So he he thinks that the

0:50:23.960 --> 0:50:26.400
<v Speaker 1>blood clots that he nearly died from were caused by

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:29.960
<v Speaker 1>his Agent orange exposure in Vietnam. I mean, I have

0:50:30.080 --> 0:50:34.480
<v Speaker 1>no way of proving that, but maybe it was for him.

0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:35.200
<v Speaker 2>It couldn't have.

0:50:35.200 --> 0:50:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Helped people die from Agent orange, so you know, pretty

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:44.800
<v Speaker 1>pretty decent chance, actually, And this may explain why he

0:50:44.920 --> 0:50:48.160
<v Speaker 1>becomes an anti government conspiracy theorist in the in the

0:50:48.280 --> 0:50:50.959
<v Speaker 1>not too distant future. Not a bad reason to become

0:50:51.000 --> 0:50:52.920
<v Speaker 1>an anti government conspiracy theorist.

0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 2>It may explain it in more than one way. His

0:50:57.239 --> 0:51:02.480
<v Speaker 2>government literally tried to kill him. Yeah, it's a genuine conspiracy,

0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:04.760
<v Speaker 2>and also his brain was poisoned.

0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is one of those. We'll talk about this more.

0:51:07.600 --> 0:51:10.799
<v Speaker 1>But like there's the thirty thousand foot view of Jesse

0:51:10.960 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Ventura where it's like, Wow, that guy looks like a kook.

0:51:13.400 --> 0:51:16.040
<v Speaker 1>And then in most situations, the closer you get to him,

0:51:16.080 --> 0:51:18.000
<v Speaker 1>the more you're like, no, I mean I kind of

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:21.520
<v Speaker 1>get where he's coming from. I understand ya, Jesse. There's

0:51:21.520 --> 0:51:24.560
<v Speaker 1>a few exceptions to that, but sure, he's.

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:27.600
<v Speaker 5>Never a guy that I'm comfortable getting totally getting behind,

0:51:27.760 --> 0:51:29.920
<v Speaker 5>but sure, yeah, I was got the idea that he

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:32.840
<v Speaker 5>was a reasonable man and like he could correct mistakes

0:51:32.920 --> 0:51:34.280
<v Speaker 5>and sort of shoot straight.

0:51:34.640 --> 0:51:37.239
<v Speaker 2>But he's such a monster that like, who's going to

0:51:37.280 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 2>correct him? I feel like that's where he landed.

0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:43.160
<v Speaker 6>Where he's he's capable of being wrong and fixing his behavior,

0:51:43.239 --> 0:51:45.120
<v Speaker 6>but who could possibly stand.

0:51:45.000 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 8>Up and do that.

0:51:46.160 --> 0:51:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I described him recently as a basically decent man who

0:51:49.360 --> 0:51:52.399
<v Speaker 1>read too many books about Atlantis to be truly saying again,

0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:56.279
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of where I find Jesse. I told you

0:51:56.400 --> 0:52:01.920
<v Speaker 1>what man, They've got a city down there. It's cold Lemuria.

0:52:03.280 --> 0:52:06.839
<v Speaker 2>He just needs to me in Atlantia and straight. Ess body,

0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:09.759
<v Speaker 2>I met someone from down there. I was I had

0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:11.000
<v Speaker 2>a lot of wrong impressions.

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:15.439
<v Speaker 5>I tell you what, MacMahon, if you can find Poseidon's

0:52:15.560 --> 0:52:18.240
<v Speaker 5>tried and down there, you can breathe forever.

0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:24.759
<v Speaker 1>He's slow enough now that we can make these jokes.

0:52:24.920 --> 0:52:25.719
<v Speaker 1>He's not catching us.

0:52:25.920 --> 0:52:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:26.640 --> 0:52:28.040
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, So.

0:52:29.600 --> 0:52:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Nineteen eighty four, he's out of commission because of this

0:52:32.120 --> 0:52:35.600
<v Speaker 1>lung thing, but he's still pretty popular and Vince, you know,

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:37.799
<v Speaker 1>say what, there's a lot I mean, we are saying

0:52:37.840 --> 0:52:39.920
<v Speaker 1>what we will about Vince. He's pretty good at like

0:52:40.120 --> 0:52:42.879
<v Speaker 1>recognizing talent, and he sees like, well this guy can't

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.160
<v Speaker 1>wrestle right now, but I don't want to just like

0:52:45.320 --> 0:52:49.400
<v Speaker 1>throw away money. And he's got some skill like he's

0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:51.560
<v Speaker 1>really good at talking. People seem to like enjoy his

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:55.840
<v Speaker 1>personality as as Jesse later said, I was out of commission,

0:52:55.920 --> 0:52:57.759
<v Speaker 1>but Vince doesn't want you not working, no matter what

0:52:57.840 --> 0:52:59.719
<v Speaker 1>ails you. So he came up with the idea and

0:52:59.760 --> 0:53:02.319
<v Speaker 1>asked if I could do color commentating, and I said sure.

0:53:02.680 --> 0:53:04.600
<v Speaker 1>He deserves the credit for thinking it up. I've always

0:53:04.600 --> 0:53:06.520
<v Speaker 1>given the man credit. He's the P. T. Barnum of

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:11.240
<v Speaker 1>this generation. Accurate comparison.

0:53:11.560 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't know that.

0:53:13.520 --> 0:53:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Hmm.

0:53:14.440 --> 0:53:16.800
<v Speaker 5>That's actually an interesting question because I would argue that

0:53:17.000 --> 0:53:21.080
<v Speaker 5>Vince might not necessarily necessarily be the best at picking talent.

0:53:21.360 --> 0:53:24.319
<v Speaker 5>He's always I feel like he's always been a guy

0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:27.880
<v Speaker 5>that's best at noticing marketability, which is yeah different.

0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:30.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that that's fair. I think they wind

0:53:31.040 --> 0:53:34.239
<v Speaker 1>up like sometimes working similar court. Of course, there's there's

0:53:34.280 --> 0:53:37.200
<v Speaker 1>some there's testimony that I read through where Vince is

0:53:37.280 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 1>testifying to the Waxman Committee in nineteen ninety six about

0:53:40.360 --> 0:53:41.959
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of shit that we're going to talk about

0:53:41.960 --> 0:53:45.719
<v Speaker 1>the steroids and safety precautions and stuff. But they ask

0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:49.600
<v Speaker 1>him during this how talent gets picked and like the

0:53:49.680 --> 0:53:51.279
<v Speaker 1>way in which it works. When like someone is a

0:53:51.360 --> 0:53:53.960
<v Speaker 1>new wrestler, at what point does Vince come in and

0:53:54.040 --> 0:53:56.239
<v Speaker 1>start having an influence on their career and kind of

0:53:56.280 --> 0:53:59.879
<v Speaker 1>shaping their storylines? And it's he seems to use kind

0:53:59.920 --> 0:54:02.680
<v Speaker 1>of the rest of the company and lower level employeers

0:54:03.200 --> 0:54:06.800
<v Speaker 1>as like a talent filter, and by the time someone's

0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:09.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of proven themselves, he seems to be pretty good

0:54:09.640 --> 0:54:12.360
<v Speaker 1>at like figuring out what about them is working and

0:54:12.440 --> 0:54:14.600
<v Speaker 1>then exploiting that in order to make more money out

0:54:14.640 --> 0:54:15.759
<v Speaker 1>of them. Right, that's something.

0:54:16.400 --> 0:54:19.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and you know he's got scouts and managers and

0:54:19.200 --> 0:54:20.920
<v Speaker 5>everything that watch that stuff for him. It's just I

0:54:21.280 --> 0:54:24.759
<v Speaker 5>say that just because Vince's I mean, we've already identified

0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:28.040
<v Speaker 5>a few, but has very famously backed some terrible.

0:54:28.040 --> 0:54:30.399
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I mean.

0:54:32.239 --> 0:54:32.440
<v Speaker 8>It is.

0:54:32.800 --> 0:54:35.719
<v Speaker 1>It is like like with Steve Jobs, you know, like

0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:39.080
<v Speaker 1>the man had some good ideas, but we've got the

0:54:39.200 --> 0:54:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Newton in there too, you know, like there's there's a

0:54:41.640 --> 0:54:45.360
<v Speaker 1>lot of craft that whites up getting out. And you know,

0:54:45.480 --> 0:54:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey Katzenberg was behind some stuff that worked and also Quibi,

0:54:49.239 --> 0:54:51.759
<v Speaker 1>so you know, mixed mixed bags.

0:54:51.440 --> 0:54:57.160
<v Speaker 9>All around with entertainment people. Everybody's got their Eugene Yeah, right, huge,

0:54:57.280 --> 0:55:03.759
<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, and Laurence are yeah, yeah, great stuff. Yeah,

0:55:04.680 --> 0:55:07.920
<v Speaker 9>you can actually go back and appreciate Eugene. Those tapes

0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:09.160
<v Speaker 9>cannot see the light of day.

0:55:09.880 --> 0:55:12.359
<v Speaker 6>The day Eugene walked out for the first time, I said,

0:55:12.400 --> 0:55:14.120
<v Speaker 6>there's no fucking way they're doing this.

0:55:18.360 --> 0:55:24.839
<v Speaker 5>So that might actually be the most offensive wrestling story. Yeah, Well,

0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:28.160
<v Speaker 5>I mean they get to that one worst one. So

0:55:28.360 --> 0:55:31.200
<v Speaker 5>maybe maybe when May Young gave birth to a hand.

0:55:33.960 --> 0:55:37.399
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling, we're actually about to talk to one that might

0:55:37.480 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 1>be close to that. So Vince this says a decent

0:55:42.040 --> 0:55:44.800
<v Speaker 1>amount about the man. Before Jesse goes out for his

0:55:44.960 --> 0:55:48.640
<v Speaker 1>first night doing color commentating, Vince gives him some advice

0:55:48.760 --> 0:55:51.360
<v Speaker 1>that I think kind of lays out how Vince McMahon

0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:55.040
<v Speaker 1>sees like life in general. Like I think he just

0:55:55.120 --> 0:55:58.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of inadvertently gave Jesse the body of Ventura, like

0:55:58.320 --> 0:56:02.759
<v Speaker 1>his his perspective on on the world. Quote the first

0:56:02.840 --> 0:56:04.920
<v Speaker 1>night I was going to broadcast, Vince pulled me aside.

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Vince said, Jesse, here's your thought process, and here's the

0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:09.720
<v Speaker 1>best way for you to operate. He said, very simply,

0:56:09.960 --> 0:56:11.799
<v Speaker 1>if you believe it, then it's true.

0:56:13.880 --> 0:56:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Beautiful. Yeah, yeah, Vince wrote the secret.

0:56:18.719 --> 0:56:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that is how like you know, if

0:56:20.960 --> 0:56:22.880
<v Speaker 1>you're if you're like the job, as we said of

0:56:23.000 --> 0:56:26.000
<v Speaker 1>like the reps and the commentators is to sell fantasy

0:56:26.080 --> 0:56:28.799
<v Speaker 1>to the audience. But also like that's kind of how

0:56:30.239 --> 0:56:33.000
<v Speaker 1>being an entertainer works a lot of the time, right,

0:56:33.680 --> 0:56:36.800
<v Speaker 1>that's like, yeah, advice, Yeah, it's acting. I mean honestly,

0:56:36.880 --> 0:56:39.040
<v Speaker 1>like there's a degree. It's like writing fiction to a degree,

0:56:39.120 --> 0:56:40.799
<v Speaker 1>Like you're sitting down with a blank page and you're

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:43.920
<v Speaker 1>like inventing a guy in a world that shit happens in.

0:56:44.440 --> 0:56:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Like you've got to kind of sell it to people.

0:56:46.719 --> 0:56:47.400
<v Speaker 7>You have to make it.

0:56:48.239 --> 0:56:50.640
<v Speaker 2>If you're not yeah, if you're not buying it, like

0:56:50.800 --> 0:56:52.400
<v Speaker 2>everybody can tell immediately.

0:56:52.400 --> 0:56:56.400
<v Speaker 1>But it's also exactly how a con artist has to think, right,

0:56:56.600 --> 0:56:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Like Jesse's or Vince is kind of at the intersection

0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:03.000
<v Speaker 1>of all of the creative arts, but he definitely lands

0:57:03.080 --> 0:57:05.759
<v Speaker 1>more on like the cult leader con artist end of

0:57:05.880 --> 0:57:11.319
<v Speaker 1>the scale. Yeah, that's that's kind of at least the way.

0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:13.759
<v Speaker 1>And I mean it's also you see like kind of

0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:15.839
<v Speaker 1>shades of his dad here right where like I'm sure

0:57:15.920 --> 0:57:18.439
<v Speaker 1>when his dad is with these wrestlers, being super nice,

0:57:18.440 --> 0:57:21.680
<v Speaker 1>getting them on his side, there was a degree of

0:57:21.800 --> 0:57:24.040
<v Speaker 1>him that like believed what he was saying, that like

0:57:24.120 --> 0:57:26.200
<v Speaker 1>could commit to the act and then as soon as

0:57:26.240 --> 0:57:28.680
<v Speaker 1>he's away from those wrestlers, fuck them, Let's get every

0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:32.880
<v Speaker 1>dime out of them we can. You know, It's it's compartmentalization,

0:57:33.080 --> 0:57:37.480
<v Speaker 1>you know. Anyway, that's that's that's enough of that. So

0:57:38.080 --> 0:57:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Jesse did eventually recover enough to wrestle in the ring,

0:57:40.520 --> 0:57:43.640
<v Speaker 1>but he was more popular as a commentator after this point.

0:57:44.040 --> 0:57:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Probably the weirdest example of this came in December of

0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:49.400
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty five, when he and Roddy Piper attacked a

0:57:49.480 --> 0:57:52.600
<v Speaker 1>wedding between two characters affiliated with a group of wrestlers

0:57:52.920 --> 0:57:56.680
<v Speaker 1>known as the Hillbillies for reasons that are I shouldn't

0:57:56.760 --> 0:57:57.760
<v Speaker 1>have to explain.

0:57:59.200 --> 0:57:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Series of him.

0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so for reasons that have not. I have read

0:58:05.440 --> 0:58:07.800
<v Speaker 1>several explanations of this. None of them make much sense

0:58:07.840 --> 0:58:10.760
<v Speaker 1>to me. The new Jersey State Athletic Control Board will

0:58:10.840 --> 0:58:14.040
<v Speaker 1>not allow the WWF to stage a fake wedding. I

0:58:14.080 --> 0:58:16.760
<v Speaker 1>don't know why they get to make that decision. That

0:58:16.880 --> 0:58:19.760
<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem like it's in their wheelhouse, but they're not

0:58:19.840 --> 0:58:21.840
<v Speaker 1>allowed to. Where's the overlap there?

0:58:22.040 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:58:22.920 --> 0:58:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Why not? What's the problem with the fake wedding?

0:58:26.000 --> 0:58:28.840
<v Speaker 2>What did you marry? Vince? Yeah? One of these people

0:58:28.920 --> 0:58:30.760
<v Speaker 2>married a horse and it was your fault and your

0:58:30.880 --> 0:58:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Jersey knows it.

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:34.400
<v Speaker 1>This is an area where I will say, like the

0:58:34.560 --> 0:58:37.560
<v Speaker 1>regulators were maybe getting a little getting a little bit

0:58:37.640 --> 0:58:40.000
<v Speaker 1>handsy here, because that doesn't make much sense to me.

0:58:40.600 --> 0:58:44.360
<v Speaker 1>But the two characters getting married for this fake wedding

0:58:44.440 --> 0:58:47.200
<v Speaker 1>are also fiance's in real life, so they agree to

0:58:47.280 --> 0:58:49.720
<v Speaker 1>have an actual in ring wedding that will be broken

0:58:49.800 --> 0:58:54.760
<v Speaker 1>up by a mass wrestling melee. Now, Ventura insists that

0:58:54.840 --> 0:58:57.680
<v Speaker 1>he's under orders from Vince during this to barry the

0:58:57.760 --> 0:59:00.640
<v Speaker 1>two Hillbillies getting married. Vince is basically like, I want

0:59:00.720 --> 0:59:03.480
<v Speaker 1>you to make like insult them as badly as you

0:59:03.560 --> 0:59:06.840
<v Speaker 1>possibly can, like, really hurt these people when you're out

0:59:06.920 --> 0:59:09.040
<v Speaker 1>on stage, like fuck them up with your voice as

0:59:09.080 --> 0:59:12.240
<v Speaker 1>badly as possible. And so Jesse makes a point of

0:59:12.320 --> 0:59:14.680
<v Speaker 1>insulting them as badly as possible. Kind of the line

0:59:14.800 --> 0:59:16.680
<v Speaker 1>that everyone takes out of this is he says that

0:59:17.040 --> 0:59:20.160
<v Speaker 1>when these two who are actual fiances, he says that

0:59:20.240 --> 0:59:22.880
<v Speaker 1>when they kiss, quote, it looked like too carp in

0:59:22.920 --> 0:59:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the Mississippi River going after the same

0:59:25.480 --> 0:59:26.200
<v Speaker 1>piece of corn.

0:59:29.600 --> 0:59:31.680
<v Speaker 2>It's beautiful, it is poetic.

0:59:31.960 --> 0:59:36.040
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's not a bad line, but that's awesome, pretty mean,

0:59:36.760 --> 0:59:38.000
<v Speaker 3>it's very mean.

0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Heavid, but whimsy whimsical enough that like, yeah to take

0:59:41.400 --> 0:59:45.440
<v Speaker 2>personal right, Yeah, Yeah, it's he's the bad guy in

0:59:45.480 --> 0:59:46.040
<v Speaker 2>the situation.

0:59:46.200 --> 0:59:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a heel. Yeah, it's cruel in a way.

0:59:49.480 --> 0:59:51.200
<v Speaker 1>That's impressive. I don't know where you want to mark

0:59:51.280 --> 0:59:53.320
<v Speaker 1>that on, like the bastard scale for events, but it's

0:59:53.360 --> 0:59:57.440
<v Speaker 1>on a merited inclusion anyway in terms of the actual

0:59:57.520 --> 1:00:01.280
<v Speaker 1>real bastard shit. Jesse became a quainted with Vince's dark

1:00:01.360 --> 1:00:03.840
<v Speaker 1>side after he made the transition to being a movie

1:00:03.920 --> 1:00:07.080
<v Speaker 1>star thanks to his memorable role in the nineteen eighty

1:00:07.160 --> 1:00:11.040
<v Speaker 1>seven classic Predator, a film that contains the only lessons

1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:13.959
<v Speaker 1>a young person needs to be successful in life. Don't

1:00:14.040 --> 1:00:17.280
<v Speaker 1>don't send kids to school, make them watch Predators. Yeah,

1:00:17.440 --> 1:00:20.840
<v Speaker 1>just watch Predator enough. Step one, make sure you don't

1:00:20.880 --> 1:00:23.600
<v Speaker 1>got time to bleed, Yeah, exactly. Step two, find something

1:00:23.600 --> 1:00:27.320
<v Speaker 1>that'll turn into a sexual tyrannosaurs. That's more stolen valor

1:00:27.400 --> 1:00:30.240
<v Speaker 1>from Jesse because he did take almost a year to bleed.

1:00:31.440 --> 1:00:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Wow, that's fucking meaner than the carp one.

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<v Speaker 1>That is pretty bad. So since he was now an actor,

1:00:41.160 --> 1:00:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Jesse qualified for the Screen Actors Guild and he joins

1:00:44.480 --> 1:00:47.560
<v Speaker 1>SAG and he's like, man's there's a lot of nice

1:00:47.560 --> 1:00:49.040
<v Speaker 1>stuff about being in a union.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty nice.

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<v Speaker 1>This is full of benefits for me, And then he

1:00:54.680 --> 1:00:57.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of looks back at his previous career in wrestling

1:00:57.480 --> 1:00:59.840
<v Speaker 1>and all of his colleagues, and like they're desperately low pay,

1:01:00.320 --> 1:01:02.480
<v Speaker 1>like there's zero benefits. The fact that they are all

1:01:02.680 --> 1:01:07.000
<v Speaker 1>destroying their bodies at like a pace Heroin Addicts would

1:01:07.040 --> 1:01:10.720
<v Speaker 1>consider excessive, and goes, maybe we should have a union.

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<v Speaker 5>This might make sense. Yeah, Vince is going to handle

1:01:15.640 --> 1:01:18.760
<v Speaker 5>this well. Vince and the Hulkster both are huge fans

1:01:18.800 --> 1:01:19.440
<v Speaker 5>of this idea.

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<v Speaker 1>So WrestleMania too comes around and Jesse kind of gets

1:01:23.880 --> 1:01:26.320
<v Speaker 1>everyone together in the locker room when they're they're getting

1:01:26.320 --> 1:01:29.280
<v Speaker 1>ready and he's like, hey, guys. He characterizes this is

1:01:29.320 --> 1:01:31.560
<v Speaker 1>a speech to the boys, and he's like, look, you know,

1:01:31.680 --> 1:01:34.680
<v Speaker 1>we need a union. We're getting fucked. Here's the different

1:01:34.680 --> 1:01:37.080
<v Speaker 1>things I think we should go for, And the only

1:01:37.160 --> 1:01:39.560
<v Speaker 1>thing to do is to like threaten to workstoppers, say

1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:41.720
<v Speaker 1>this is what we want, and we won't go out there.

1:01:42.360 --> 1:01:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Like the whole business at this point in WWF history

1:01:46.680 --> 1:01:51.400
<v Speaker 1>relies on WrestleMania. If WrestleMania is a flop, like Vince's fucked,

1:01:51.560 --> 1:01:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Like Vince's maybe irreparably fucked, Like the first WrestleMania was

1:01:55.520 --> 1:01:57.840
<v Speaker 1>like really a gamble that he bet the whole fucking

1:01:57.920 --> 1:02:01.200
<v Speaker 1>house on, and wrestleman to like, it's still one of

1:02:01.280 --> 1:02:03.120
<v Speaker 1>those things if they were to like just not go

1:02:03.320 --> 1:02:06.680
<v Speaker 1>out and the event collapses, that's like they really did

1:02:06.840 --> 1:02:08.560
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of leverage. And he's like, look, man,

1:02:09.040 --> 1:02:11.680
<v Speaker 1>we should go. We should threaten a work stoppage if

1:02:11.720 --> 1:02:14.760
<v Speaker 1>we don't get if Jesse doesn't agree to recognize our

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<v Speaker 1>union and come to the table and let us negotiate

1:02:17.440 --> 1:02:20.400
<v Speaker 1>for a better deal, right, And he's also like, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is pretty smarter, Jesse. He's like, look,

1:02:22.600 --> 1:02:25.040
<v Speaker 1>and while we're here, you know, there's all these locals

1:02:25.080 --> 1:02:27.680
<v Speaker 1>in Charlotte who are fans of us. They're not fans

1:02:27.840 --> 1:02:31.200
<v Speaker 1>of just the WWF. They like love us as wrestlers.

1:02:32.040 --> 1:02:33.960
<v Speaker 1>We can get them on our side. We can get

1:02:33.960 --> 1:02:36.600
<v Speaker 1>all this local support. We have the ability to really

1:02:36.640 --> 1:02:38.760
<v Speaker 1>put Vince over a barrel here. Let's fucking do it.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of you know, there's at least some interest

1:02:43.240 --> 1:02:45.200
<v Speaker 1>from people in the night when they're talking about it.

1:02:46.160 --> 1:02:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Jesse's basically like, don't bring this up to Vince. You know,

1:02:48.840 --> 1:02:50.560
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about a thing that could get us all

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot of trouble. And then he goes home

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<v Speaker 1>feeling pretty good about the meeting, but the next day

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<v Speaker 1>he gets a call from Vince and says, quote, he

1:02:59.040 --> 1:03:01.360
<v Speaker 1>basically threw and to fire me if I ever brought

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<v Speaker 1>it up again and read me the Riot Act. So

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<v Speaker 1>when I came back to Vince, I told him point blank, Vince,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't ever bring up union again. I said, if

1:03:08.080 --> 1:03:10.040
<v Speaker 1>these guys are too stupid to fight for their rights,

1:03:10.280 --> 1:03:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I have my union. Now he's talking about SAG there.

1:03:13.000 --> 1:03:15.560
<v Speaker 1>So basically he gets called by Vince, which lets him

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<v Speaker 1>know somebody ratted me out. And so Jesse's kind of like, well,

1:03:18.360 --> 1:03:21.120
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, you know, I guess that's that's the shot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim the anvil Nightheart. Well, no, he knows what he did.

1:03:29.080 --> 1:03:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Tragically. No, this is gonna hurt a lot of us

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<v Speaker 1>were who were children with hearts.

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<v Speaker 2>In the late.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's the Holster. Yeah, because if they had a union,

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<v Speaker 5>he makes way less money. Yeah, it is, in fact

1:03:43.960 --> 1:03:44.560
<v Speaker 5>the Holster.

1:03:45.480 --> 1:03:49.040
<v Speaker 1>So for years Jesse knew obviously he knows immediately someone

1:03:49.160 --> 1:03:51.280
<v Speaker 1>rated on me, but he doesn't know who. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of a mystery for him. You know, as

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<v Speaker 1>he leaves, he stops being you know in the WWF,

1:03:56.160 --> 1:03:58.960
<v Speaker 1>he starts doing other shit. In nineteen ninety one, he

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<v Speaker 1>finds out that Vince McMahon he's So it becomes out

1:04:03.240 --> 1:04:05.360
<v Speaker 1>that like Vince had told his wrestlers that they would

1:04:05.360 --> 1:04:08.240
<v Speaker 1>be getting like royalty payments I think from videotape sales,

1:04:08.320 --> 1:04:10.280
<v Speaker 1>but he like fucks them in a way that's illegal.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jesse finds out and he sues and he wins

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<v Speaker 1>the lawsuit against Vince over these royalty payments. But as

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<v Speaker 1>a result of that, there's a deposition and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to quote now from a write up on this deposition

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<v Speaker 1>in The Sportster, Vince McMahon admitted under oath that Hulk

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<v Speaker 1>Hogan had snitched on his fellow wrestlers in nineteen eighty

1:04:27.040 --> 1:04:29.880
<v Speaker 1>six and he came away to Vince McMahon and informed

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<v Speaker 1>him about Ventura trying to get people together to form

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<v Speaker 1>a union. So, you know, it comes out that the

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<v Speaker 1>Hulkster has betrayed Jesse Ventura. And on a pretty recent

1:04:40.800 --> 1:04:43.840
<v Speaker 1>podcast with Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jesse said, it was

1:04:43.920 --> 1:04:46.480
<v Speaker 1>like someone punched me in the face. This was my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought Hogan betrayed me. Hogan called Vince and

1:04:49.600 --> 1:04:52.760
<v Speaker 1>ratted me. It's a it's a tragic story. You know,

1:04:53.680 --> 1:04:57.720
<v Speaker 1>it's a real bummer bummer about the hulkster bummer that

1:04:57.960 --> 1:05:00.480
<v Speaker 1>that Jesse got betrayed. I do feel like, if you're

1:05:00.480 --> 1:05:02.920
<v Speaker 1>a wrestler, you shouldn't compare a betrayal to getting punched

1:05:02.960 --> 1:05:04.960
<v Speaker 1>in the face, because getting punched in the face is

1:05:05.080 --> 1:05:08.920
<v Speaker 1>like things working well, Like that is the job, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Normally?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like not getting punched in the face.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The good news on this story at least is that,

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<v Speaker 1>unlike every other wrestler we've talked about, Jesse has about

1:05:20.800 --> 1:05:23.280
<v Speaker 1>as happy ending as it can have because he's actually

1:05:23.320 --> 1:05:26.400
<v Speaker 1>lived a pretty amazing life. He goes on to be

1:05:26.480 --> 1:05:29.480
<v Speaker 1>elected in nineteen ninety nine the governor of Minnesota. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not a bad governor. It's not like Arnold, where like

1:05:32.440 --> 1:05:35.720
<v Speaker 1>he's this kind of right wing ghoul for you know,

1:05:35.800 --> 1:05:38.240
<v Speaker 1>or at least like normal right wing governor, and then

1:05:38.360 --> 1:05:43.200
<v Speaker 1>kind of becomes a more progressive person afterwards. Jesse, despite

1:05:43.240 --> 1:05:47.959
<v Speaker 1>being like a hardcore libertarian, like immediately his so number

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<v Speaker 1>one because he wins this kind of surprising victory. The Republicans,

1:05:51.200 --> 1:05:53.560
<v Speaker 1>the Democrats hate him. But the thing that he makes

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<v Speaker 1>like his central campaign issue is establishing a light rail

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<v Speaker 1>system from Minnesota and like connecting the Twin cities a

1:06:00.240 --> 1:06:02.400
<v Speaker 1>light rail and he has to like go to fucking

1:06:02.520 --> 1:06:05.000
<v Speaker 1>war in order to push this light rail system through.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's like why they have it, which is pretty dope.

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<v Speaker 1>He also overhauls the property tax system to reduce the

1:06:12.720 --> 1:06:16.240
<v Speaker 1>tax burden on poor people, which is also pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>He's surprisingly progressive on gay rights for a governor in

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<v Speaker 1>the late nineties early two thousands, and he wrote one

1:06:23.960 --> 1:06:27.520
<v Speaker 1>of them is interesting. I checked in on his opinions

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<v Speaker 1>on some recent stuff because I was like, man, there's

1:06:29.520 --> 1:06:32.280
<v Speaker 1>no way Jesse the body Vanura Ventura has like a

1:06:32.360 --> 1:06:34.920
<v Speaker 1>good take on you know, like the trans you know,

1:06:35.080 --> 1:06:37.760
<v Speaker 1>stuff going around on the right right now. But in

1:06:37.840 --> 1:06:40.720
<v Speaker 1>twenty sixteen he actually wrote a whole article on his

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<v Speaker 1>blog about the bathroom bills going around and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I think this is bullshit. You shouldn't be

1:06:48.040 --> 1:06:51.080
<v Speaker 1>fucking with people like this. Trans people have enough problems

1:06:51.120 --> 1:06:53.440
<v Speaker 1>to deal with. And then he explained that when he

1:06:53.600 --> 1:06:55.520
<v Speaker 1>was a wrestler, he doesn't say who it was, but

1:06:55.640 --> 1:06:58.400
<v Speaker 1>one of his best friends in the WWF was a

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<v Speaker 1>gay guy who had a partner who got really sick

1:07:02.440 --> 1:07:05.120
<v Speaker 1>and he was like and you know, my friend couldn't

1:07:05.240 --> 1:07:08.600
<v Speaker 1>visit his partner in the hospital, and that really broke

1:07:08.680 --> 1:07:11.040
<v Speaker 1>my heart. And it was like the thing that caused

1:07:11.080 --> 1:07:13.680
<v Speaker 1>me to realize, you know, that this was a really

1:07:13.800 --> 1:07:20.760
<v Speaker 1>unjust system. So that's kind of that's that's nice, you know, Jesse. Yeah, yeah,

1:07:21.840 --> 1:07:25.040
<v Speaker 1>it gets all right because Jesse also becomes a professional

1:07:25.080 --> 1:07:28.360
<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theorist. At one point he hosts the TV show

1:07:28.880 --> 1:07:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Conspiracy Theory with Jesse van Chia, which is quite charming.

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<v Speaker 1>He also guests on info Wars several times, although this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is during the era when like Gnome Chomsky's

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<v Speaker 1>on Info Wars, so you didn't have to be like

1:07:42.640 --> 1:07:45.200
<v Speaker 1>a howling fascist to be on the show. And he's

1:07:45.280 --> 1:07:48.120
<v Speaker 1>usually talking about so like the specific thing that Jesse

1:07:48.400 --> 1:07:51.680
<v Speaker 1>is really into is the conspiracy the theory that the

1:07:51.760 --> 1:07:55.360
<v Speaker 1>CIA uses HARP, the high Frequency act of Aurural Research

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<v Speaker 1>program to control the weather as like a super weapon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's pretty funny. Yeah, it's pretty funny. There's some

1:08:05.120 --> 1:08:08.480
<v Speaker 1>like good there's there's a really funny clip from the

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought I'd had it in here, but I

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<v Speaker 1>I I, oh wait, no, no, I think it's a ship.

1:08:13.840 --> 1:08:16.599
<v Speaker 2>Uh one s Robert.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I just had I had it in the

1:08:20.439 --> 1:08:22.759
<v Speaker 1>wrong position. So I want to play you a clip

1:08:22.960 --> 1:08:25.960
<v Speaker 1>from or at least force Sophie to play you a

1:08:26.040 --> 1:08:29.960
<v Speaker 1>clip from this this episode of Conspiracy Theory where he

1:08:30.040 --> 1:08:33.160
<v Speaker 1>talks about the CIA weather Control machine. Sophie, will you

1:08:33.200 --> 1:08:59.599
<v Speaker 1>play that first Daily Motion link? Yeah, Glory, that's so funny,

1:09:00.080 --> 1:09:08.120
<v Speaker 1>that's all I wanted to show you. He floats that. No,

1:09:08.439 --> 1:09:09.240
<v Speaker 1>absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 6>So you're saying that this ten dollars bill fell out

1:09:11.960 --> 1:09:14.320
<v Speaker 6>of my pocket, I could go inside.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's pretty funny, and it's a pretty harmless conspiracy

1:09:22.400 --> 1:09:26.120
<v Speaker 1>theory to believe in. I encountered a conspiracy theory about

1:09:26.160 --> 1:09:29.000
<v Speaker 1>this conspiracy theory on Twitter, and I forgot who told

1:09:29.040 --> 1:09:31.920
<v Speaker 1>it to me. I apologize for stealing from you, but

1:09:32.000 --> 1:09:34.479
<v Speaker 1>it's too fascinating not to say. And this, this guy's

1:09:34.560 --> 1:09:37.280
<v Speaker 1>theory was that Jesse became a believer in like the

1:09:37.400 --> 1:09:41.360
<v Speaker 1>CIA weather control weapon conspiracy theory because he watched an

1:09:41.360 --> 1:09:45.880
<v Speaker 1>old Gi Joe cartoon And yeah, it is true. In

1:09:46.040 --> 1:09:48.720
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty four, the same year that Jesse spent a

1:09:48.760 --> 1:09:51.519
<v Speaker 1>bunch of time bedridden and sick because of his blood clots.

1:09:51.880 --> 1:09:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Gi Joe The Revenge of Cobra, a TV mini series

1:09:54.800 --> 1:09:57.240
<v Speaker 1>aired which focused on a Cobra plot to control the

1:09:57.280 --> 1:09:59.840
<v Speaker 1>world using the weather Dominator. So it is not a

1:10:00.120 --> 1:10:04.120
<v Speaker 1>possible that Jesse's like hallucinating and like sick and thinking

1:10:04.160 --> 1:10:07.240
<v Speaker 1>about Agent Orange when he like flips past this G

1:10:07.439 --> 1:10:09.479
<v Speaker 1>I Joe miniseries on dB.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be for dream of his seers in Vietnam.

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<v Speaker 2>Think of the joy he must feel every day if

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<v Speaker 2>he thinks G I. Joe is real.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Sarge and Slaughter was in and he probably knows

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<v Speaker 5>Sergeant slaughterforcer with an elbow drop.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that we've tested to see if like

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a side effective Agent Orange exposure.

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<v Speaker 5>Is what believing G I Joe is real? Yeah, it's possible, Tom,

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<v Speaker 5>you can't prove it. It's not Listen, if we can't,

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<v Speaker 5>we can't test for stuff. We don't know what we're

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<v Speaker 5>testing for. So the do O D is trying to

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<v Speaker 5>keep a lid on this ship. We got to blow

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<v Speaker 5>it open one of the things that uh, I can't.

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<v Speaker 5>So again, what kind of Jesse being the guy that

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<v Speaker 5>he is, You get a lot of like people who

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<v Speaker 5>kind of just sort of assume, especially because he's been

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<v Speaker 5>on Info Wars that he's like he's in sort of

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<v Speaker 5>the Alex Jones sphere, and that he probably has a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of really bad takes on a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say he doesn't have. We all have

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<v Speaker 1>some bad takes, right, but he actually has a lot

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<v Speaker 1>less of them than you'd expect. And I think some

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<v Speaker 1>of like what people expect of him is based on

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<v Speaker 1>shit he did a very long time ago. For example,

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<v Speaker 1>in July of twenty twenty one, a post went viral

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook with the text Jesse Ventura warned us since

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and nine, which is about the COVID nineteen pandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a clip from this episode of his show. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a clip of him in his two thousand and

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<v Speaker 1>nine show being like visiting a Builderberg group meeting and

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<v Speaker 1>being like, they're going to make a bioweapon to kill people, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you can see how it like, like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of COVID people will be like Jesse was warning us

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<v Speaker 1>that like the elites were going to make a bioweapon,

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<v Speaker 1>And I can see how seeing that you would assume

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<v Speaker 1>that he was just kind of involved in the anti

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<v Speaker 1>like lockdown anti mask shit. That is not the case,

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<v Speaker 1>and in fact, in October of twenty twenty, Jesse Ventura

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<v Speaker 1>made a public statement claiming that modern America, based on

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<v Speaker 1>his experience in the COVID nineteen pandemic, he believed modern

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<v Speaker 1>America would have lost the Second World War. Quote the country,

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<v Speaker 1>this country sacrificed in World War Two? Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>there would have been any argument over wearing a mask

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<v Speaker 1>for the people of World War Two. I'll tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>if we behave like we are right now, Hitler would

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<v Speaker 1>have won. He'd won because this country won't face any

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<v Speaker 1>type of They don't want to sacrifice. What is wearing

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<v Speaker 1>a mask? That is nothing to do for it to

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<v Speaker 1>be required to do that, And yet we have half

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<v Speaker 1>the country who won't put it on because they got egos.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a president that won't wear one and even

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<v Speaker 1>get sick and he still won't wear one. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>glad that this generation wasn't around when my mom and

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<v Speaker 1>dad fought in World War Two, because we would have

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<v Speaker 1>lost had we had the same type of response we're

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<v Speaker 1>having today to simple things of sacrificing a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>for the common good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's some real shit there. Yeah, he's not wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, no, he's very right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, But I mean you can look back at like

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<v Speaker 5>the the what they called it, the Spanish flu at

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<v Speaker 5>the beginning of the twentieth century, and there they were

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<v Speaker 5>people who had a similar response back then.

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<v Speaker 1>But sure, his his what he's saying is historically debatable.

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<v Speaker 1>But in terms of like, yeah, what it says about

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<v Speaker 1>him as a person, I think the thing you have

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<v Speaker 1>to conclude really looking into it, which is not to

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<v Speaker 1>say he's not wrong about stuff, but like he's maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he's like up there with you know, one or two

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<v Speaker 1>other people as like the most consistently reasonable politicians with

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<v Speaker 1>meaningful electoral success in the United States just always you know,

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<v Speaker 1>during the invasion of Iraq, he was really consistently anti

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<v Speaker 1>the invasion of Iraq. My favorite Jesse Ventura moment is

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<v Speaker 1>he goes on the view when the stuff about the

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<v Speaker 1>Bush administration's torture policy comes out. He goes on the

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<v Speaker 1>view and they're being like, well, you know, they're saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this is waterboarding. I you know, maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>not really torture necessarily, and he's like, no, Look, when

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<v Speaker 1>I was in Buds training, we had like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>capture evasion resistance sort of like training and I got waterboarded,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll tell you it's torture. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Jesse the body Ventura kinda kind of alright, guy.

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<v Speaker 6>Here is a quote I remember from him where like

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<v Speaker 6>someone was snowmobiling in Minnesota and they like crashed through

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<v Speaker 6>the ice on a lake and died. And they came

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<v Speaker 6>to just Eventure, who's the governor at the time. They're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>we need to change the regulations to make like snowmobiling safer.

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<v Speaker 6>And he said where TV cameras could see him. He's like,

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<v Speaker 6>you can't regulate stupidity.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, those guys the lake and died. God, what

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<v Speaker 2>a normal guy thing to say. As a politician, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>He has a couple of those that. My other favorite

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse moment is when he's governor of Minnesota the state

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<v Speaker 1>of Virginia. Every so often there's this Confederate battle flag

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<v Speaker 1>that got captured by a Minnesota infantry unit during the

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<v Speaker 1>Civil War, and periodically Virginia will be like, please give

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<v Speaker 1>us our flag back, And when they did it to Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>his response was, why we won it.

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<v Speaker 5>If your response is anything other than to do the

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<v Speaker 5>jerk off motion as far as you possibly can.

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<v Speaker 1>Conquered not stolen motherfuckers. Anyway, that's that's our very long

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<v Speaker 1>jesse the body of the shareed digression, and also how

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<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon and Hulkogan killed the WWF union. Uh now,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like this episode is full enough for you all.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably several human beings as a result. Yes, almost certainly, Tom,

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<v Speaker 1>If you're including the lack of medical care as an

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<v Speaker 1>act of murder, I sure am a non zero body count.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, if Hulkster didn't stop wrestlers from unionizing, we would

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<v Speaker 5>have never got no holts barred, mister Nanny, Suburban Commando,

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<v Speaker 5>none of these things.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, now that you mentioned Suburban Commando, I've come

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<v Speaker 1>back around. Any body count is worth having that movie anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking a body count, I got too high body count. Guys, right,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you plug your plugables? I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going with us. All right, you are right, we

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<v Speaker 1>have murdered scores of people. You know, you could all

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<v Speaker 1>either interpret it as murdered or as sex in the

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<v Speaker 1>way that the kids today are Anyway, that's uh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do it for all of us here at behind

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<v Speaker 1>the WWF. Yeah, having a having a good day, Tom Sean,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a pluggable to throw up in here?

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