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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's a

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Speaker 2: line good by, Just call me.

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Speaker 1: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 1: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while

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Speaker 1: you're out at the club and uses this charming pick

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Speaker 1: applying on you. Hey girl, you're not fooling me. Your

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Speaker 1: pants say yoga, but your booty says McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: That is so noise.

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Speaker 1: Wow, what you do have to hear that line? Do

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Speaker 1: not tell him to go choke on a Luna bar. Instead,

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Speaker 1: tell him that he's hilarious and ripped, So maybe you

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Speaker 1: two should go grab a mic protein shake together. And

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Speaker 1: that's when you give him the digits to the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Why am I.

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Speaker 2: Still angry about that guy? That doesn't even exist and he.

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Speaker 5: Made me mad?

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Speaker 4: The point?

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Speaker 1: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we could

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Speaker 1: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for a thing. You would help me brainstorm

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Speaker 5: cool radio names. My shift is starting at the college

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Speaker 5: station next week, so I need to come up with something.

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Speaker 5: First thought, I could be Dwight at night, but then

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Speaker 5: that maybe that doesn't work, because maybe they would have

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Speaker 5: me in mornings. So then maybe I was thinking I

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Speaker 5: would be the rooster, like Rooster in the morning. I

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Speaker 5: don't know, we don't have a schedule yet, so if

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Speaker 5: I ended up doing all free shifts, then maybe it

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Speaker 5: shouldn't be time specific. So what if I was just like,

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Speaker 5: you know, like a cool guy Likedj's booby, So that's

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Speaker 5: what I have. I would love to hear what you have.

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Speaker 5: You see, you seemed hipper than I am, no doubt,

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Speaker 5: no doubt. So Rooster out next night. I like that

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Speaker 5: he was trying one out at the end.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for shift does not know that nobody in radio

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Speaker 1: is cool, but everybody in radio tries to be cool.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know that, there are actually radio nicknames

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Speaker 1: that people use all over the country that are ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: starting with like Jeffrey Eu why. But there's also like

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Speaker 1: t bone and like lug nut and like hot wing.

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Speaker 1: It's it's all like car parts and foods.

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Speaker 3: You know, radio is actually still cool on a college campus.

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Speaker 1: It just posts college that it becomes lame, like aide ranch.

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Speaker 2: It's your side of ranch.

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Speaker 1: I'm brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Veronica.

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Speaker 5: Hi.

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Speaker 2: So this is super awkward because I know you and

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Speaker 2: Jeremy just broke up from everything, and obviously, like my

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Speaker 2: heart goes.

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Speaker 4: Out to you.

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Speaker 5: But is he more into like dresses.

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Speaker 2: Or Marcs usual wear on a girl like I don't

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Speaker 2: know what colors get him going and like.

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Speaker 5: Hair up or down.

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Speaker 2: I just want him to notice me, and you would

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Speaker 2: know better than probably anyone. And your friend Cayla gave

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Speaker 2: me your number and she said you'd be cool with

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Speaker 2: helping me, So you're really awesome for doing this. He's

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Speaker 2: such a pork sandwich, Like he's totally missing out with you.

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Speaker 1: Next message, I thought pork sandwich was another radio host name. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is pork sandwich a new name for a hot guy

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Speaker 1: I've never heard none.

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Speaker 5: Of my life. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think she said it like it was a bad thing,

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Speaker 1: Like he's such a pork sandwich, Like you deserve better

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Speaker 1: than him. Tried to hit on him, she likes, but

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Speaker 1: then at the end she was like, he don't deserve him.

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Speaker 1: See move to call the X and ask for advice

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Speaker 1: on how to pick up the old boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Clutch friend Kayla for giving the.

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Speaker 4: Number.

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Speaker 3: MVP, Hi, Jasmine, it's uh I did that That church

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Speaker 3: seminar on abstinence. The other week, I was one of

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Speaker 3: the speakers, uh on abstinence. So anyway, Yeah, it was

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Speaker 3: cool meeting you there, and I was just wondering if

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Speaker 3: you want to maybe we have dinner sometime with me,

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Speaker 3: you know, and just hang And yeah, I know it's

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Speaker 3: probably weird that the abstinence guy is asking you out,

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Speaker 3: but let's just say, there's ways to get around all that,

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Speaker 3: if you know what I mean. And uh, I mean, look,

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Speaker 3: we don't have to do what I'm thinking about doing.

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Speaker 3: In fact, I mean we probably shouldn't because I'm an expert. Right,

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Speaker 3: So anyway, I'm just an abstinence you know, every minute

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Speaker 3: every day. But yeah, uh, anyway, I know, uh, you

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Speaker 3: work around Let's put it that way, So.

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Speaker 2: Give me a call next me.

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Speaker 1: Finally, I'm nice guy with pure intentions calling into the

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Speaker 1: loser Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never been so turned off by one voicemail.

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Speaker 1: And it kept going worse. Ye, I know, I never

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Speaker 1: thought of this, Like I could just tell people I'm

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Speaker 1: absent and then I don't look as much of a loser. Right,

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Speaker 1: it's a choice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, every day I tell myself.

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Speaker 3: Not once.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, stay strong, But I.

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Speaker 5: Know you can do it, Yeah, one of my choice.

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Speaker 4: Next message, Hey Damien, it's me. You know I haven't

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Speaker 4: been out to the clouds in like ten years, and

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Speaker 4: you know I was just shaking it all, shaking off

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Speaker 4: the rush. But I'm telling you, when I hit it,

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Speaker 4: get low. When I hit that beat, I'm just getting low.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting all the way down. But oh my god,

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Speaker 4: I can't believe I got stuck like that when.

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Speaker 5: I dropped it down too low.

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Speaker 4: I've been taking til and all. I sulked in some

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Speaker 4: EPs and salts and I'll be right back in the

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Speaker 4: club if you want to see me, boy, I want

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Speaker 4: you to look for me. You know where to find me,

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Speaker 4: touching them cheeks to the floor as.

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Speaker 1: To use you. You don't want to find me on

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Speaker 1: the grounds.

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Speaker 2: This is why you never stop trying. Keeps you got

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Speaker 2: and so and even if it's just you doing laundry,

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Speaker 2: you know, and you have to put on some music.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, drop it down low, just to see if you

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Speaker 1: still got it. Everyone, I want to give this to you.

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Speaker 3: Someone on my stream ass recently they said, who do

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Speaker 3: you think is the best dancer on the show.

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Speaker 1: I said, hands down, Brook best answer. I don't know

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Speaker 1: most enthusiastic dance. John's jams have no age limit here.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Brook

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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning