Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hi guys. It's Marie and this is Sydney.
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Speaker 3: all that stuff.
Speaker 2: They're great, good old comedy Hype. Thank you guys. Sidney.
Speaker 2: How the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Just feeling so moisturized. I feel hydrated.
Speaker 2: Okay, you drink some water this week. I feel like
Speaker 2: my edges are bumping right now?
Speaker 1: Are they okay? Wow? You know, I put a.
Speaker 2: Little like edge control on it.
Speaker 1: I'm doing what I can. I can't see them, but
Speaker 1: thank you. Thanks, you're such a friend. I can't see
Speaker 1: you have a piece on. I'm supposed to just a so.
Speaker 2: All you have to do is say sure, thanks.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I said, sure, thanks you. How
Speaker 1: you doing, Marie? I'm doing really really well.
Speaker 2: You know. I got up. I went for a run today.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Like I just you know, I pride myself in dragging
Speaker 3: my ass off the bed and like working out and
Speaker 3: what that means is like running around the soccer field
Speaker 3: with a bunch of little kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went to the gym at seven am and I
Speaker 1: realized that's the time you should go.
Speaker 2: There's like really not that many people there, dude. That's
Speaker 2: what I've been saying to you.
Speaker 3: I like, took if I'm not at the gym, Like,
Speaker 3: if I'm not out the gym by eight thirty nine o'clock,
Speaker 3: then I don't want to go to the gym because
Speaker 3: there's too many people there at that time.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mondays.
Speaker 2: Mondays are cool though, like not a lot of people
Speaker 2: be at the gym because there are still hungover from
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like Wednesday Thursday, Oh, you go there after
Speaker 1: ten ten am?
Speaker 2: Oh? Pat, I never at the gym after ten am.
Speaker 2: You crazy, I know.
Speaker 1: So you went at seven o'clock by yourself? Where you
Speaker 1: went with someone by myself? Because he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: death not coming at seven am.
Speaker 2: You gotta stood up your gym date. Stuit you up. No,
Speaker 2: we go at nine forty five.
Speaker 1: But he was like, yeah, seven am, girl, I don't
Speaker 1: like you that much.
Speaker 3: He was like, my girlfriend said I can't come outside
Speaker 3: eight exactly.
Speaker 2: My girlfriend said no, she said, we're not coming out tonight.
Speaker 1: She said, we're busy, we're mooked today. Yep, Sidney, what
Speaker 1: were you an expert?
Speaker 2: In this week.
Speaker 1: I was an expert in roasting dead ass. I've been
Speaker 1: roasting people a lot. My good friend Amina Imani love her.
Speaker 1: She's been on the podcast, she's been at her shows.
Speaker 2: We love her. She's a good friend. She was a
Speaker 2: frugal expert. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She insists on wearing these sketchers that are also Birkenstocks,
Speaker 1: and they are just so ridiculous, like they hurt my eyes.
Speaker 1: Just they're kind of like looking at wade ish situation.
Speaker 1: But she's like their memory foam. I walked twenty eight
Speaker 1: blocks in these, and it's like she knows how much
Speaker 1: I hate sketchers. But on top of that they're Birkenstock.
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you milking cows with these?
Speaker 4: My girl?
Speaker 1: Like, so, I had her on my Interest stories where
Speaker 1: you saw it, times of comedians saw it.
Speaker 2: I roasted her for like, I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 1: She's nine videos, nine videos of Sydney's zooming into a
Speaker 1: mean of more toes me taking me, taking her shoes,
Speaker 1: throwing them in the garbage like just and then us
Speaker 1: walking cause she's like, oh, I want to go I
Speaker 1: want to go out. I want to go to the club.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, in those you want to go out
Speaker 1: in those? And she's like, yeah, I want to dance.
Speaker 1: I was like, you can dance in those? And then
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, they're not gonna let you in.
Speaker 1: And then we get to the we get to the
Speaker 1: club and they let that girl in with the sketcher's
Speaker 1: broken joints listen, and she.
Speaker 2: Was dancing there, pumping and having a good time. I
Speaker 2: was really upset.
Speaker 3: That's why, like a Mina, right, she's good for having
Speaker 3: a good time, but like sis, Like, I watched your
Speaker 3: instant stories and it was like back to back to
Speaker 3: back to back to back to back to back video
Speaker 3: of her and them damn shoes, and I was like,
Speaker 3: how Hasnmina not.
Speaker 2: Punshed you in the face.
Speaker 1: Oh it's coming, Oh she's it's definitely coming. I mean
Speaker 1: we were at the Chicken spot talking about the shoes.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's ready, she's ready to throw down, but
Speaker 1: she's she loves the shoes and she doesn't have any
Speaker 1: problems like vouching for her shoes.
Speaker 2: Shet you before she drops those shoes.
Speaker 1: Exactly, Okay, she drops her you know what. Never mind,
Speaker 1: let me stop anyway, And I've been roasting men a
Speaker 1: lot this guy had silver clogs on on a date.
Speaker 2: How do you know he was on a date? Oh?
Speaker 1: They were holding hand in hand. It was a Saturday night.
Speaker 1: This dude was walking with his but she was beautiful.
Speaker 2: She looked like a.
Speaker 1: Maybe she got him the shoes. She deaf didn't got
Speaker 1: him the ugly ass. Do you really believe a woman
Speaker 1: would buy a man silver clogs? Cis maybe her shoes
Speaker 1: and they wear the same size.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Trying to see this.
Speaker 1: Silver, I was like, Urban Outfitters has a sale, what's
Speaker 1: really good?
Speaker 2: And he was just so happy to be in these shoes.
Speaker 1: I mean his his uh ankles were all out Sidney.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're just trying to take somebody's joy
Speaker 3: right now. And God would just let him and his
Speaker 3: silver shoes live, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's not my place if.
Speaker 1: You who takes joy out of hurting men's hearts left
Speaker 1: and right.
Speaker 2: I don't know you're trying.
Speaker 3: This week, I was an expert at not managing my
Speaker 3: time properly. I didn't break a single heart this week,
Speaker 3: I don't think. I mean I probably did, but I
Speaker 3: had an appointment and I was like, oh snap, I
Speaker 3: got to be there at one o'clock. So actually they
Speaker 3: told me to be there twelve forty five, but I
Speaker 3: knew it started at one, so I was like, as
Speaker 3: long as I get there close to them, I'm good.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: I show up.
Speaker 3: Its one point fifteen. I'm buzzing. No one's letting me in.
Speaker 3: I go to the elevator, it's not moving. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's on the second floor. I'll walk up.
Speaker 2: I walk up.
Speaker 3: The door closes behind me. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm trapped, but I wasn't. But no one was letting
Speaker 3: me in. So I email the people about this meeting, like, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm here and they're not letting me in.
Speaker 3: I'm just a little bit late. And they called me like,
Speaker 3: the meeting is next Thursday that year. I was late,
Speaker 3: but then also really early. No but like teen minutes late,
Speaker 3: but what like seven days early.
Speaker 1: That's how you do it.
Speaker 2: I mean, they should be happy to have you on
Speaker 2: the roster. Thank you so much. I feel like that.
Speaker 2: But you see, you see how I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I'll lift you up. I don't shut your down.
Speaker 1: You said I was.
Speaker 2: Taking away people's joy, which is not true. That man
Speaker 2: was with his hot chick in the ugly shoes. I
Speaker 2: bring joy in everyone's life.
Speaker 3: I don't take it away, enjoy to Amena's life because
Speaker 3: Amina is still devastating.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Amena and MANI I love you girl.
Speaker 1: You are amazing. You're so funny, You're beautiful, and you
Speaker 1: are a goddess.
Speaker 2: From the ankles up.
Speaker 1: Look at you speaking from the ankles up. Our next
Speaker 1: guest is our first guest, I mean.
Speaker 2: Our guest today.
Speaker 1: Yes, our guest today. We had a couple of guests anyway.
Speaker 2: Uh. He is a comedian, has beautiful tresses.
Speaker 1: Is that what you call it? Trises? You can catch
Speaker 1: him all around New York City. Give it up for
Speaker 1: our man bun expert Stephen.
Speaker 4: Bulls very much.
Speaker 2: Tresses.
Speaker 1: What's an the words? What's another word for hair?
Speaker 4: Locks?
Speaker 2: Lots?
Speaker 4: I've actually never heard tresses before that exactly. That's why
Speaker 4: I knew what you meant from man. Thank you connected
Speaker 4: to and two but locks.
Speaker 3: Stephen, your hair looks pretty shiny, it looks healthy.
Speaker 4: I showered this morning for us, for yourself, for y'all.
Speaker 4: For I knew I was doing a podcast about my hair.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I gotta watch no.
Speaker 1: No, no, you like it's gonna be two black girls.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be judging the animate that's well.
Speaker 4: What shampoo do you use whatever? Three dollars?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no? How what vo five do you use?
Speaker 2: Head and shoulders?
Speaker 4: If it's in the shower, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Because you have roommates, you just use yeah, absolutely, you
Speaker 1: use whatever your roommate has run.
Speaker 4: Out of, whatever should I have, and then just use
Speaker 4: whatever they have until I buy more Moroccan oil.
Speaker 1: When you have the Moroccan oil in the damn shower.
Speaker 4: So rude.
Speaker 2: That's expensive too. It's not even cheap.
Speaker 4: I've never I don't know what that is. I don't
Speaker 4: think i've ever used that before.
Speaker 2: Listen, what hair like this?
Speaker 1: You need to take care of it because you know
Speaker 1: you got it's blonde.
Speaker 2: It's like a strawberry blonde. Is this strawberry blind?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's strawberry blonde. It's just dirty blonde.
Speaker 1: A lot of times if it is on the dirty,
Speaker 1: it's a dirty ass Blindeyeh.
Speaker 4: It's been getting darker, especially in the summer, it gets lighter,
Speaker 4: but you know, it's it's been getting darker ever since
Speaker 4: I've been getting older, a lot more blonde when I
Speaker 4: was a kid in high school.
Speaker 3: This ship was like, boy, yeah, you look like Jonathan
Speaker 3: Taylor Thomas is as a kid Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Speaker 2: Who's that? You don't know who that is?
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm gonna check his imd please Okay?
Speaker 1: So wait, So have you always had.
Speaker 4: Long hair or for a very long time now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You always grew your hair out quite long because it
Speaker 1: was longer than this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just got to cut. Yeah, like a few
Speaker 4: weeks ago. It was like down a little bit past
Speaker 4: my elbow four inches and panteene. Yeah, I donated like
Speaker 4: once every year, year and a half. That's beautiful long
Speaker 4: it takes to grow to eight eight inches that they require?
Speaker 2: Hold on it is? Is you a year to grow
Speaker 2: eight inches?
Speaker 1: Send me how many years did it take you?
Speaker 2: Can?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Can?
Speaker 2: You give me a couple of bundles shampoo. That's what
Speaker 2: I need.
Speaker 4: Just don't burn it and diet that's all you gotta do.
Speaker 4: Just I don't diet or burn it.
Speaker 3: I mean your hair has died though, just a little bit,
Speaker 3: just as the front that's died.
Speaker 1: Even when I wasn't dying, it wasn't growing eight inches
Speaker 1: in a year. You were using fancy as shampoo.
Speaker 2: You got to get that.
Speaker 1: I need to go to Dollar Tree and get my
Speaker 1: freaking shampoo conditioner purplus exactly.
Speaker 3: Okay, so were you one of these kids that like, like,
Speaker 3: who is it Rachel Zoe or one of those like
Speaker 3: a lot of these like cool new moms don't want
Speaker 3: to cut their son's hair, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't quiet. My parents are actually both military,
Speaker 4: so I was amazed they want They were okay letting
Speaker 4: you thrown it out. Yeah, I remember the The story
Speaker 4: was in sixth grade, I had like normal boys haircut.
Speaker 4: I got it cut before school. They cut it almost bald,
Speaker 4: and I hated it and my mom. I remember my
Speaker 4: mom saying, I'm so sorry they messed up your hair.
Speaker 4: You can grow it out as long as you like.
Speaker 4: And she didn't think I took that seriously. I took that.
Speaker 1: What a nice mind. You know.
Speaker 4: I didn't cut it for five years. It got to
Speaker 4: be about where it is now, like in high school,
Speaker 4: and then just maintain it there ever since.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what year did you graduate from high school?
Speaker 1: Two thousand and eleven, so you probably looked like you
Speaker 1: were in a band.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looked like I was in a band. For
Speaker 4: the last decade, or.
Speaker 2: You definitely looked like you retired from a Bandit like
Speaker 2: you played a guitar bass, electric bass.
Speaker 4: See it, I see it exactly. I fit the stereotypes.
Speaker 4: I didn't very much. What you see is what you get.
Speaker 2: Wait, were you in a band?
Speaker 4: I was in like a little trio like in high school?
Speaker 2: What was it called?
Speaker 4: We were called decades late because played a lot of hands,
Speaker 4: played a lot of clapp from mostly all covers, a
Speaker 4: few originals. Kick the ship out of a high school
Speaker 4: talent show one time, uh, and then have gates outside
Speaker 4: of that. We had a steady gig at Wings Place.
Speaker 2: Listen, what kind of wings?
Speaker 1: Was it? Like?
Speaker 4: A wings? Wings show? All kinds of wings? It's called
Speaker 4: Wings to Go.
Speaker 2: Wings to Go?
Speaker 6: But people would stay yet.
Speaker 1: To go.
Speaker 2: There's a band here, so you can stay. Well, you
Speaker 2: have your wings to go.
Speaker 4: Just seventeen year olds playing Clapton if you want to
Speaker 4: watch that while you eat your wings?
Speaker 2: So we would No, I'm here for that.
Speaker 1: There. I like that that sounds. Can we still go there?
Speaker 1: Do you think that there's a place where is Wings
Speaker 1: to Go?
Speaker 4: Virginia?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want to.
Speaker 4: I don't Virginia.
Speaker 1: I mean, if the listeners want to get us a
Speaker 1: ticket to Virginia so we can have wings.
Speaker 3: Even better, if our listeners want to send us a
Speaker 3: box of wings to go, we probably won't eat them,
Speaker 3: no thing about it.
Speaker 2: We'll shout you out on the ground. Okay. So, so
Speaker 2: you've been growing your hair out since forever. So are
Speaker 2: you the original?
Speaker 3: Because man buns, I feel like are kind of new.
Speaker 3: You knew the last three four years, so you were
Speaker 3: ahead of the curve.
Speaker 4: I never wore a man bun when I was in
Speaker 4: high school.
Speaker 2: You just let it go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this was a ponytail.
Speaker 6: Guy.
Speaker 4: If I ever put it up anything which I.
Speaker 1: Liked with a part in the middle, with a part
Speaker 1: of the middle, okay, because you didn't slick it all
Speaker 1: the way back.
Speaker 4: No, no, I didn't do that. Now it's a part
Speaker 4: in the middle, wrap it up in a ponytail. That's
Speaker 4: why I like the man But I feel like it's
Speaker 4: this nice metamorphosis of like this shit ass ponytail that
Speaker 4: I had for a decade, and now it's like cleans up,
Speaker 4: real nice. That's why I like.
Speaker 2: Do you ever throw it in like a low braid?
Speaker 4: I can't braid that. Well, I'll let other people braid
Speaker 4: it if they want to.
Speaker 1: Stephen, you said it's a metamorphosis of the low ponytails,
Speaker 1: so you're next. You're saying the man butt is a butterfly.
Speaker 1: It is definitely not a freaking butterfly.
Speaker 4: I feel like the ponytail is that cat pillar and
Speaker 4: then the man.
Speaker 2: Is that a bit Stephen, No, it's not how I feel.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a big coming. Just to let
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, you have to we know. I mean women,
Speaker 1: I don't like man bones. I think it's not that
Speaker 1: it's feminine, but I just feel like you're doing a
Speaker 1: lot with your hair.
Speaker 2: I can't date somebody who has hair longer than me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I understand that. I understand that's a big turn
Speaker 4: off for some people to turn on for some other
Speaker 4: people like the long hair.
Speaker 2: What kind of girls like long hair?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 2: White girls?
Speaker 1: It's just asking the listeners wanted, but more than just
Speaker 1: a white girl, like it's a certain type of girl
Speaker 1: that likes guys that have long hair, Like what does
Speaker 1: she do like?
Speaker 2: Is she like n Pru the anime?
Speaker 4: Like the colored hair like that girls with blue and
Speaker 4: purple hair usually.
Speaker 2: Girls I work at hot topics work a hot.
Speaker 4: Topic for sure, a lot of piercings. Any anybody that
Speaker 4: screams hot topic or spencer is usually fine with the
Speaker 4: long hair spencers.
Speaker 1: So she likes SNM and stuff like that. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: not this SNM, but you know the real Sure.
Speaker 2: So are you dating somebody right now?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not, I'm not. I just got out of
Speaker 4: a long term thing a few months ago.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's tired of getting your hair, like pulling your
Speaker 1: hair out of her butt.
Speaker 4: I'm getting sick of that myself. But yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 4: It was a long time coming. It was a good thing, though.
Speaker 4: It was a fun thing. I never had a real
Speaker 4: girlfriend before I had a good run. Yeah it was, though,
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 2: It was a two year thing.
Speaker 4: That's a long That was the first first girlfriend ever
Speaker 4: had too, So it was a long time. It was
Speaker 4: a good thing, but it was. She liked the long hair,
Speaker 4: which was nice. She had really long hair herself. I
Speaker 4: always liked long hair on women a lot more than
Speaker 4: I like the short hair generally. Like I wouldn't say
Speaker 4: you have short hair. I think your hair is still
Speaker 4: long at least shoulders, you know what.
Speaker 2: I meant naturally without this it is short, but he
Speaker 2: just putting some less. I don't care. Wait, did you
Speaker 2: guys ever do like like twiny twiny like hairstyles?
Speaker 1: Nah?
Speaker 2: Noah, okay, that's too much not.
Speaker 3: Nah okay, So uh what happened? You guys were together
Speaker 3: for two years? It wasn't your hair, was it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I wasn't the hair. Definitely, circum circumstances weren't lining up right.
Speaker 2: Oh No, that sounds like circumcision. I was gonna say, Wow,
Speaker 2: you ain't circumsctised. That's what it sounded like. You're gonna say,
Speaker 2: circumstances weren't adding up right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: It came one of those things where it was like
Speaker 4: one of her breaking points was she wanted to spend
Speaker 4: more time together and part of me was like, I
Speaker 4: feel like I see you as often as I possibly
Speaker 4: can right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like she's talked about like she was a musician.
Speaker 4: So she says, you know, I've rearranged my schedule to
Speaker 4: hang out with you, and then you tell me like
Speaker 4: a day beforehand or even the day of, like, oh,
Speaker 4: I got an offer to do this spot so well,
Speaker 4: I'll do that and then we can hang out afterwards.
Speaker 2: That's a comedian, that's how it goes.
Speaker 4: Why that's frustrating for her. But at the same time,
Speaker 4: I don't have the luxury of rearranging my schedule. You know,
Speaker 4: I'm going to point now where I got to take
Speaker 4: as much practice as I can get.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what it is, look at you focused?
Speaker 1: I like that. She should be happy that you're really
Speaker 1: concerned and like focus in your comedy.
Speaker 4: I remember, like three or four months into our relationship,
Speaker 4: all my comedy friends from Virginia moved up here, moved
Speaker 4: up to the city. I remember telling her like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm we'll be doing a lot more comedy, so this
Speaker 4: I don't know what's gonna happen, and be a lot
Speaker 4: more busy. I basically, like way overestimated how busy I
Speaker 4: would be. I was basically fine for like a year
Speaker 4: and a half, and then finally recently got to the
Speaker 4: point of being busy to the point that it was
Speaker 4: a problem for us, right right, right, that's kind of
Speaker 4: where that's kind of word.
Speaker 1: That's how you know you're doing great comedy. When you
Speaker 1: fuck it up in your relationship, comedy is booming you
Speaker 1: about to blow up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: About to be on TV son so late light set h.
Speaker 2: What do you mean make it worth it? Listen?
Speaker 4: You don't need love, you got laughter. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 4: way I'm going now for sure. It's it's a lot
Speaker 4: more fun not being tied down, just because it's like,
Speaker 4: after two years, you owe someone a little bit more
Speaker 4: of your time, you know, you were here.
Speaker 2: Because I feel like this is ringing in a lot
Speaker 2: of people's ears right now. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was with my boyfriend for three years and everything
Speaker 3: that he expected to from me after that was realistic.
Speaker 3: But it was like, nah, dude, like I don't want
Speaker 3: to move in here, and I don't want to see
Speaker 3: you every day, and I don't need to talk to you.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of that.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of that. But also I was
Speaker 2: like a terrible person, so that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I still remember. One of the hardest
Speaker 4: things with the breakup was I remember it was a
Speaker 4: Wednesday night. We had a really hard conversation.
Speaker 6: And when you say hard the night of the week, yeah,
Speaker 6: because because it's important in the story, because that's the
Speaker 6: thing is I tried to I don't know how to.
Speaker 4: This is my first girlfriend, so I don't know how
Speaker 4: to break up with someone. I didn't know you could
Speaker 4: just straight up like, hey don't I don't know if
Speaker 4: we just see each other anymore. That felt too sociopathic.
Speaker 4: So I was kind of walking on eggshells, pussy footing
Speaker 4: around the issue. Wednesday. I remember Wednesday, we had a
Speaker 4: really hard common station where it was kind of like
Speaker 4: kind of coming to a close. And then the day afterwards,
Speaker 4: I went to work and I met Rihanna at work.
Speaker 4: There I had to come back to my apartment where
Speaker 4: my girlfriend is just moping like she.
Speaker 6: You're you're living, Yeah, you're living on the front Like
Speaker 6: it just wasn't the the Rihanna. It's like she's all said,
Speaker 6: like wiping tears for her face. I was working like it,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 2: Rihanna was there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't even lie about it. Posted a picture
Speaker 4: of it on Facebook before I even got home.
Speaker 2: You're like, where, where where where? That's what you were
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 3: Well, relationships suck, we get it. Sitting you in a relationship,
Speaker 3: now you know what you talk about?
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, But I mean I also know that
Speaker 1: you being a relationship is not bad, Like you just
Speaker 1: need somebody who understands what you're doing is like going
Speaker 1: to be first and the relationship is going to be second.
Speaker 2: That's all that means.
Speaker 1: Like you just need somebody to understand.
Speaker 4: Those people.
Speaker 3: But if you, I mean, I don't like being second.
Speaker 3: It's why I can't get people with kids.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I know who wants to be second.
Speaker 1: But you know that if you met someone and they
Speaker 1: were doing this before you, that's gonna be first.
Speaker 2: That's what that is.
Speaker 1: But people people get in relationships and they're like, well
Speaker 1: we've been together for this long and you're still doing
Speaker 1: this little comedy thing. Like they don't They still don't
Speaker 1: want to be second. They want to be first. But
Speaker 1: you will never be first because God is first been
Speaker 1: my family, but you're actually third. Let's talk about this hair.
Speaker 1: So what do you do like on a on a
Speaker 1: because like black hair is like it takes.
Speaker 2: A long time to wash it. It takes a long
Speaker 2: time to come through it. It's your wholda for it
Speaker 2: to dry it. So what's your wash schedule?
Speaker 4: Like was schedule usually a shower like maybe every other day.
Speaker 2: You shower every other day. You don't shower every day.
Speaker 4: Wash my hair, I mean, but you wash your body
Speaker 4: every day, walk my body just about yeah.
Speaker 2: No, that means he's walking washes every two to three days,
Speaker 2: dirty beige bodies on my great cows. Uh huh, I'm prepared. No,
Speaker 2: he washed his body for you today. He's washed his
Speaker 2: hair and his body.
Speaker 1: Okay, So do you shampoo and condition yeah? Or do
Speaker 1: you like sometimes you just do like I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: condition it.
Speaker 2: No, I just do.
Speaker 4: I do shampoo and conditioner if I can. That's usually
Speaker 4: that's all it is. I feel like you use some
Speaker 4: more the ends of it though, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I feel like you gotta get it's a little
Speaker 1: it got a little flyaways going on. What your hair
Speaker 1: is giving me right now, handsend realness. It is very handsome.
Speaker 1: I feel like you could condition a little bit more though,
Speaker 1: because it's it's a little dry in the back.
Speaker 2: Silky.
Speaker 1: It is silky, but it's also like dry. I hear,
Speaker 1: here is all the silk, and then see that's why you.
Speaker 2: Have to go get it done. There's like a highlight
Speaker 2: piece right here. Okay, hold on.
Speaker 1: Just for the record, I look up Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Speaker 1: and he was the voice of Simba in The Lion King.
Speaker 2: He was like the sun on Home Improvement. But how
Speaker 2: do y'all not know who the hell Simba is?
Speaker 1: No, you don't know voices? I mean Justice, Thomas sis Litten,
Speaker 1: thanks for each one. I think he was also like
Speaker 1: being in the cupboard. Maybe I might be making that
Speaker 1: up anyway, whatever, so hold on, I'm just scrolling through
Speaker 1: to see what else he was in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's a mess at so right?
Speaker 1: What is the like?
Speaker 2: Do you trim your hair?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Do you get it cut at the salon or you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I usually I really only go like once every year
Speaker 4: a year and a half, just get one big chop
Speaker 4: and then send it in and then call it done.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you if you went to the Dominicans,
Speaker 1: my man, yo, when you come out, do you ever
Speaker 1: blow dye your hair? Ever? Not?
Speaker 2: Typically no heat on poor diet. Do you hear?
Speaker 3: That's why it's thriving eight inches a year because he
Speaker 3: doesn't blow it out.
Speaker 4: He used my head like a hair farm. Now it's
Speaker 4: just once a year, just sending eight eight inches and
Speaker 4: then grow it back out like a harvest.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you can donate hair even though you smoke. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because because when you smoke, it lies in your hair.
Speaker 1: Like you can people know that you do can do
Speaker 1: drugs through your hair?
Speaker 4: Well yeah, but all your hair is dead anyway, So
Speaker 4: it's like as soon as you cut it off your head.
Speaker 2: I don't know you were a scientist. When it lies
Speaker 2: in your hair? Well it does?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Does you learn that from like CSI?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: The kids are bald and they need weed hair? Wow, Marie.
Speaker 4: I read all the record wow. For donations. All it
Speaker 4: says is just don't have it dyed and don't have
Speaker 4: it straightened, and have it clean. That's all. That's all
Speaker 4: they say.
Speaker 1: I think there should be more requirements. Why, like what
Speaker 1: kind of pillow do you sleep on? Is it down?
Speaker 2: Like Sidney? Just want some bangs, that's all they want.
Speaker 1: So how do you like?
Speaker 2: What do they do with the hair that you donate?
Speaker 4: They put it, They put it on wigs. I read
Speaker 4: it takes about like I remember reading, it takes like
Speaker 4: five or six eight inch ponytails to make like a
Speaker 4: proper wig, or at least that's what Pantine was saying.
Speaker 4: That's why I used last day line. I feel like
Speaker 4: they call it Pantine beautiful lengths. I was sending it
Speaker 4: to Locks of Love for a minute, but then everybody
Speaker 4: kept telling me that they really usually just resell the hair.
Speaker 2: Is that the real team? Do you believe that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I havefter looking it up. Yeah, a lot of people
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I have hashtag lots for sid So I believe that.
Speaker 2: I definitely believe that so much.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Locks for Love is one that like, you
Speaker 1: don't trust, so so you only do it through panting.
Speaker 4: Now I am. Yeah, last time, last time I did
Speaker 4: it because I got a haircut a few months ago.
Speaker 4: The one before that, like last year, I sent it
Speaker 4: in the Locks of Love just because it was was
Speaker 4: used to doing. But now I send it to panting.
Speaker 4: Actually make wigs for for grown women, which is good,
Speaker 4: not just not kids. They use the wigs for like
Speaker 4: adult wigs.
Speaker 1: Is there a different type of wig like for kids.
Speaker 1: It's probably a smaller size. Yeah, it's a smaller size.
Speaker 1: When I'm talking about the style, it's probably just like straight.
Speaker 1: All people like curls, you know, like the Golden Girl's hair. Yo,
Speaker 1: an old.
Speaker 2: Lady's walking around with your hair in a pressing curl
Speaker 2: right now? Well, you can't put it.
Speaker 1: They don't put heat on the wigs, do they.
Speaker 2: It's human hair. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Well, look at you.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're definitely going to heaven just donating
Speaker 1: your hair on top of that home.
Speaker 2: So how do you donate hair though? Does it send
Speaker 2: you like an envelope or something?
Speaker 6: Nah?
Speaker 4: You just you put it in a ponytail, and as
Speaker 4: long as the ponytail is eight inches, you put you
Speaker 4: have to use two hair ties, one of the top
Speaker 4: and one at the bottom. And as long as that
Speaker 4: is eight inches, you cut it off right above the
Speaker 4: top top tie or whatever top hair tie.
Speaker 2: They cut eight inches off your That means your hair
Speaker 2: was like down to you.
Speaker 4: I like I had like a homeless amount of hair before,
Speaker 4: a homeless amount. It was past my elbows. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 1: But isn't that too, like how do you isn't uncomfortable?
Speaker 1: Like don't you get it? Don't you get caught when
Speaker 1: you're like laying down?
Speaker 4: Is what they get dominated? Because it's like it was
Speaker 4: getting too long. I need to send it in because
Speaker 4: I think I was just waiting on it for a
Speaker 4: while just because I didn't think I was going to
Speaker 4: make the eight inches. I'm always afraid that I'm going
Speaker 4: to get it cut and it's going to be like
Speaker 4: above my shoulders. I hate how that looks. I do
Speaker 4: not like having hair above my shoulders. I like having
Speaker 4: it fall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like when it sells your shoulders, it's
Speaker 1: very trailer park.
Speaker 2: But I could be wrong.
Speaker 4: I remember getting a haircut and they just cut it
Speaker 4: like straight across, like above my shoulder.
Speaker 2: You look like, yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 4: Yeah look never again.
Speaker 1: So you have this this long hair. How is it
Speaker 1: in the bedroom when you throw it over your shoulder?
Speaker 2: While Yeah, I need.
Speaker 4: Make sure I have condoms and hair ties on me.
Speaker 1: Condoms in the hairtyme.
Speaker 2: That's an album, gandas hair. That's your that's right there, dude,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you gotta use that. That's you right there, dude,
Speaker 2: that's your comedy album.
Speaker 4: That's good. Yeah, you're right though. Yeah, you gotta hold
Speaker 4: it back and I can't see ship.
Speaker 2: Okay, but but some girls will. Actually, some pornos I've seen.
Speaker 1: The guy has his hair and it's kind of like
Speaker 1: very I don't know, like kid rockish, Like it's on the.
Speaker 2: Side of their shoulder.
Speaker 1: It's on the side of their head, side of their
Speaker 1: shoulder while they're like banging it out and like he's
Speaker 1: just bringing putting his hand, his hands through his fingers,
Speaker 1: fingers through his hair.
Speaker 2: Did you wash his porn this morning?
Speaker 1: Because he's running his hair and his fingers through his
Speaker 1: hair and he's like it over one shoulder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you do that? Not?
Speaker 4: Really, you're too neat. You're being neat with.
Speaker 1: It, dude, dot murmid Yeah, did you see that? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, guys, listeners, if you just saw what the
Speaker 1: areop he just did, little Murman.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get that in slow mo. Yeah for you. Oh,
Speaker 2: we're posting that, my bood that we're posting that was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Way can you do that one more time?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 4: Do you want to get on film?
Speaker 1: You want?
Speaker 2: You just want to say, yeah, that was perfect. Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, I'm gonna try to do that later. Okay,
Speaker 2: not gonna look like that. Okay.
Speaker 1: So sex is fine. Do you have women playing your hair?
Speaker 4: Yeah? For sure, that's why I that's half the reason
Speaker 4: I keep it around.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: Do you like people playing in your Absolutely? No, I
Speaker 2: think that's it's weird.
Speaker 1: I want people playing in my hair unless you're just
Speaker 1: gonna like hit it with some coconut oil on the scalp.
Speaker 2: Don't touch my hair but.
Speaker 1: You know, I see people like in relationships and the
Speaker 1: guys like touching the girl's hair and he's running his fingers.
Speaker 1: Like I don't find that sexy, but you like when
Speaker 1: women do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it a turn on? It's just more like, oh,
Speaker 2: it feels good.
Speaker 4: It's it's both. It feels good, especially if they they
Speaker 4: start doing that scalp ship when they start scratching your
Speaker 4: scalp that that's.
Speaker 1: That's like dandruf underneath my nails. No, I can't know
Speaker 1: that's too much.
Speaker 4: But you know, like when you go get like a
Speaker 4: shampoo or some of the salon they do that ship
Speaker 4: where they do that, it's that it's like a diet
Speaker 4: version of that, and it feels great.
Speaker 2: But then you're gonna have to tip me bro, you
Speaker 2: know if I'm doing that.
Speaker 4: No, playing with the hairs, yeah, wait, playing with hair
Speaker 4: is at least showing it.
Speaker 3: Does your hair get caught in things? Like have you
Speaker 3: ever gotten your hair caught in like a train door
Speaker 3: or like somebody? That's Marie's life right there.
Speaker 4: That is my life.
Speaker 2: It's anything.
Speaker 1: No, not.
Speaker 4: Usually my hair is usually I usually wear it up
Speaker 4: if I'm traveling.
Speaker 2: Because it's flat too.
Speaker 1: It's not like big like Marie's hair is when it
Speaker 1: comes out, so like you're more prone to getting caught
Speaker 1: people in the face.
Speaker 2: With my hair regularly. Your hair's rue, Ima, it's very
Speaker 2: rude face all the time.
Speaker 4: That's my problem because I'll do some wait.
Speaker 1: See that is my number one pet peeve. I hate
Speaker 1: when people flip their hair and you don't look back.
Speaker 1: Can you please look back before you flip, because then
Speaker 1: you're hitting me in in the eye.
Speaker 2: And when you had the longer hair, you were flipping
Speaker 2: it and hitting people. Oh no, no, no no. I
Speaker 2: would keep it straight.
Speaker 4: When it comes to that because I hate getting hit
Speaker 4: in the face. But at the same time, if I
Speaker 4: flip my hair and someone gets mad at me, I
Speaker 4: don't think like, yeah, you're in a splash. Donge get
Speaker 4: the fuck out of the way.
Speaker 1: Listen. I'm very particular about my hair when it's straight,
Speaker 1: so I would always have it come to the front.
Speaker 1: I would never flip it back because then it would
Speaker 1: like it would be unbalanced, and then there would be
Speaker 1: parts that would be thinner than on the one side.
Speaker 2: And the sound like a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I don't do the flip. I think that's very Caucasian.
Speaker 2: So yes, just hey, can we talk about work? Where
Speaker 2: are you working with this long ass kid rock?
Speaker 4: You can walk anywhere a barista.
Speaker 2: It's see that sounds like where you should.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think that's nasty because you can
Speaker 1: get hair in the food or drink.
Speaker 4: Now it's tied up.
Speaker 2: It's always you need a hair net. Man probably, but
Speaker 2: then he needs a net his beard. He got a beard.
Speaker 2: Hairs too. Yeah, really, but actually, your beard looks very nice.
Speaker 2: It looks very It looks good. Let's talk about the beard.
Speaker 2: What came first?
Speaker 1: The hair with the beard, the hair, hair, the haf
Speaker 1: for a while, the hair, Yeah, it looked like it
Speaker 1: just finally grew in properly. This beard, it looked like
Speaker 1: you struggled with it for years, like you've been taking
Speaker 1: your vitamins and praying and hoping that it would come
Speaker 1: in properly.
Speaker 4: I remember my dad told me I'd be thirty before
Speaker 4: I get a goatee, and I believed him because as
Speaker 4: my dad, you know, he would know better than anybody else.
Speaker 4: But it took forever to get this. It looks like
Speaker 4: it's finally, like speak by the time I got like
Speaker 4: all this and a little bit that was supposed to
Speaker 4: be where my mustache is a little bit that was
Speaker 4: coming in was all blonde.
Speaker 2: You don't have a mustache. What's going on with that
Speaker 2: mustache that.
Speaker 4: I'd rather shave it off and just keep the keep
Speaker 4: the chin strap.
Speaker 2: You know, like it's very it's very like I'm a
Speaker 2: shruck band.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard amiss James Vanderbeek.
Speaker 1: I usually don't like guys who have beards and no mustache,
Speaker 1: but this works for you. This definitely works because you
Speaker 1: and you don't have a mustache. It makes you look
Speaker 1: really young. So sometimes when men are like older men
Speaker 1: have no mustache at all, I'm like when you front
Speaker 1: creepy when you walk down the street to people be
Speaker 1: screamed things that you like Jepeddiah, what.
Speaker 4: Nah, I've never gotten Amish cat called Sachar Ryan's good
Speaker 4: to Pennsylvania and.
Speaker 1: See that, Stephen, I want to bring it back. Growing up,
Speaker 1: did you ever get lice? Uh?
Speaker 4: No, not that I remember.
Speaker 1: Oh that's blessed for you, because in middle school, Yo,
Speaker 1: they would have like every other month it would be
Speaker 1: like somebody got light. Uh, nobody could go to school
Speaker 1: tomorrow because we got to get this lighted as you
Speaker 1: went to a dirty school. No, it's a dirty school.
Speaker 3: It's we didn't have light scares of I mean I
Speaker 3: didn't because black people don't get like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, black people don't get like. They can't. They can't
Speaker 2: the boiled the coil in her hair life dorot like
Speaker 2: our hair, and I'm cool with hair.
Speaker 3: With lice is racist. Life don't live here no more.
Speaker 3: LICEE hasn't gentrified our scalps yet, and I'm cool with that.
Speaker 2: So wait, you didn't meet anybody who's ever had lice before.
Speaker 4: I'm sure I met someone, but I can't think of
Speaker 4: like in.
Speaker 2: School, like that never happened, because if you had got licensed.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't you check for lice when I was a kid,
Speaker 4: But I never had them.
Speaker 2: So maybe lice is just like an early like two
Speaker 2: thousands sing then lice?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: T Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is was real hot when around.
Speaker 1: I'm going to google that and I'm gonna or I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tweet it out and be like, when's the last
Speaker 1: time you heard anybody getting lice?
Speaker 2: License? Crabs? Nobody has gotten crabs.
Speaker 1: Or crab like over ten years, dude, I've never had crabs,
Speaker 1: No me, neither you have, all right, sending that wink.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Oh you're such a bitch. Never had crabs
Speaker 1: or life, sir? Just what you know?
Speaker 3: So have you ever gone u to your job and
Speaker 3: somebody said something about your hair or said they found
Speaker 3: hair in their food and you were like, that's not
Speaker 3: my color or that's not me.
Speaker 4: No, I've never had someone complain that they find hair
Speaker 4: in the food. I have people comments on my hair
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 2: What kind of things do they say?
Speaker 4: There's nice things, you know, especially sometimes I'll just wear
Speaker 4: it down for like half a second, especially likely when
Speaker 4: I get off work and I'll just hop on the
Speaker 4: other side of the bar and just show for a second,
Speaker 4: and they don't even recognize me. So I wear my
Speaker 4: hair and a pony or in the bun. So often
Speaker 4: people like the.
Speaker 1: Bun like people compliment you on the bun. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: find that hard to believe.
Speaker 4: Only a few people do. They like the top knot
Speaker 4: more than they like the bottom knot.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I like the bottom knot. The top
Speaker 1: knot is obnoxious and I think it's just too much.
Speaker 4: That's why I like the top knot. It's as obnoxious because.
Speaker 2: The low knot is like librarian. You can't talk here
Speaker 2: like that low knot.
Speaker 4: Right, that's like the well I have to wear the
Speaker 4: low knock because I have to wear a hat while
Speaker 4: I'm working.
Speaker 1: When you're you're one of those baristas that have like
Speaker 1: a visor, no, not a hat like a regular.
Speaker 2: If you have advisor and he can't wear the bun, okay, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 4: Actually I'm a buy advisor, like one of those clear.
Speaker 2: You should It was a bun. That's such a good look.
Speaker 4: That's gonna be fun condoms and uh condoms visors and
Speaker 4: hair tis.
Speaker 2: Yes, you should do that. Oh bye.
Speaker 3: Wait so right, So the low bun. When I see
Speaker 3: people with that, I think, uh, like librarian. But when
Speaker 3: you put it up in the top knot, I feel
Speaker 3: like that's like cool, uh gentrified Brooklyn Artisanal mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: That low bun. Low bun feels very gas station to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, low bun feels very I don't know, it feels
Speaker 4: very pretentious to me. That's why I don't pretend. You know,
Speaker 4: the lowbun is approachable. I feel like you're approachable with this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yea, yeah yeah. Low bun is like I
Speaker 2: might dave black women. Yeah, low bun, no bun, I
Speaker 2: can ask you for directions. It's like, hey, do you
Speaker 2: know how to get to dunkin Donuts? Like that, I
Speaker 2: feel you.
Speaker 3: I can talk about this, like, yeah, you won't take
Speaker 3: a left rat here and then the b.
Speaker 2: Of the rat.
Speaker 4: I always just did the high bun just because it
Speaker 4: was easier for all my hair to reach this. This
Speaker 4: the like crown in my head that was for to
Speaker 4: reach the bottom of my head because the hair from
Speaker 4: the front wasn't reach And initially when I started putting.
Speaker 2: My hair in, how long it is? He just threw
Speaker 2: a back for his ladies.
Speaker 1: High bun feels larry like you're you might be in
Speaker 1: first class.
Speaker 2: Low bun is very coach you like in the back,
Speaker 2: it's more approachable.
Speaker 4: I guess I got.
Speaker 2: Very on the bus.
Speaker 4: Every day.
Speaker 2: One is on the bus and high bun is on
Speaker 2: the amtrak. Okay, what about fashion? What do you wear
Speaker 2: with these?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Different? What does a bun hair with?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh anything, I'm going to say. No, I'm going
Speaker 1: to say a lot of button downs is a no
Speaker 1: with a high bun. Dude, It's all I wear. Man,
Speaker 1: It's very stereotypical. I'm aware of that, but it looks
Speaker 1: I get compliments on it. It became because I used
Speaker 1: to work at a barbecue restaurant in our whole really
Speaker 1: with barbecue restaurant's called blue Smoke on that's a good way,
Speaker 1: and they have jazz there.
Speaker 2: It's kind of expensive though, you got to you gotta
Speaker 2: print your electric bass back out of it. Do you
Speaker 2: have a hook up there? Can me and Marie come through?
Speaker 4: Probably not a right.
Speaker 2: You can do nothing for us. I got fired.
Speaker 4: I've been no, I quit. I've been out the game
Speaker 4: for too long. But I know a few managers. One
Speaker 4: of my buddies that I started with as a manager
Speaker 4: there now so maybe what's his name? Catch a jazz show?
Speaker 4: Alex Johnson?
Speaker 2: May? Hey, what up? Alex? Alex is our man?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Hey boo working in and see you come to see
Speaker 4: some mingus Mondays?
Speaker 2: Oh it's on Mondays. Let's go next Monday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come down every Monday.
Speaker 2: I'm here for it.
Speaker 4: Learning the button down with the bun because our work
Speaker 4: uniform was always just plaid button downs barbecue restaurants. Everyone
Speaker 4: had to wear plaid button downs. I remember wearing. I
Speaker 4: never liked the man, but I was working at the
Speaker 4: at the time. I'd never worn a man boy before.
Speaker 4: I think it was less than like a year living
Speaker 4: in the city. I wore a bun on a Sunday,
Speaker 4: just calling it Sunday bun Day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 4: I was bored. And then everyone was like, that looks
Speaker 4: so much better wear that instead of And I'm like,
Speaker 4: all right, yeah, I think I can do that. You know, y'all,
Speaker 4: whenever one agrees on something, I'll listen to him. So
Speaker 4: I started wearing start wearing the bun, the top knot
Speaker 4: a lot more, and then that that's kind of where
Speaker 4: that was born from.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like a top bun
Speaker 1: is I feel like you're going to take You're going
Speaker 1: to take longer in the shower.
Speaker 2: It feels very high maintenance, look healthy. His hair is, dude,
Speaker 2: it feels like, oh my god, and he's twisting it.
Speaker 4: Lady.
Speaker 1: It feels like you would ask me a lot of questions,
Speaker 1: like when we're on a date when you wear a
Speaker 1: high bund, I don't like high buns.
Speaker 2: Looks good. It looks good.
Speaker 4: I like it, thank you, dude. It gets off my neck.
Speaker 4: That's why that's hot. Not is such a fucking great
Speaker 4: thing because the low bun's fine. But this, like my
Speaker 4: neck can finally breathe.
Speaker 2: I feel like you should have some tattoos though.
Speaker 4: I need more tattoos. You want more tattoos. I got
Speaker 4: these two. I got the eyeballs on my wrist, and
Speaker 4: I got one tattoo on my back.
Speaker 1: But I feel like you need an eight ball going
Speaker 1: across your neck. That's what you should do, like pair
Speaker 1: as well with that bun. And I also feel like
Speaker 1: you should be sleeveless when you wear a high bun. Sleeveless, Yeah, no, sleeves.
Speaker 1: Can kind of see that very king of the hill.
Speaker 1: You're doing a lot.
Speaker 2: I am what's the end goal with the hair? Like
Speaker 2: we want to like we just gonna keep growing it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I figure I'm just gonna keep it long. I figure, honestly,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep it long until I have a kid
Speaker 4: and then uh, and then I'll probably cut it. Why
Speaker 4: because I don't think I don't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't think he's gonna respect you if you have
Speaker 1: a but exactly, go to your road out of here.
Speaker 2: You got a bun.
Speaker 4: Smoking, Oh my god, exactly I'm gonna keep it, keep
Speaker 4: it long until I have a kid and have to
Speaker 4: stop fucking around, and then probably cut it. Then you
Speaker 4: can't want to cut.
Speaker 1: You can't throw the diaper bag on the shoulder because
Speaker 1: the hair might get caught. Diaper bag strap is Also
Speaker 1: if you put the baby in the little baby Bjorn
Speaker 1: the little baby backpack and he's like pulling on your hair,
Speaker 1: you don't look like a man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Plus my I was raised in a military
Speaker 4: town too, so it's like, I don't know. I know
Speaker 4: none of the men I knew growing up had long hair.
Speaker 4: They're all short, buzz cuting.
Speaker 2: But that's okay. I like what you're doing.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think it's more like me projecting. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't think I respect dudes with long hair.
Speaker 2: Be the change, the change.
Speaker 1: I like this.
Speaker 2: I think when you have a kid, you should keep
Speaker 2: the bun.
Speaker 1: You said you respect dudes with long hair a lot less. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just coming from somebody with long hair.
Speaker 4: I don't like dudes with ponytails. I don't think people
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 1: That's one of my You wearing a topknot, but you
Speaker 1: have problems with ponytails. See, I don't see what the
Speaker 1: difference is just that I feel like it's the same,
Speaker 1: just like I do with a top, not talking down
Speaker 1: on people with punny Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Only because I know who you are. I know why
Speaker 4: you're doing that. We're on the same team. You can't
Speaker 4: fool me. I know what you're doing. It's hot. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you do you ever do like a half up
Speaker 2: half down? Or is it always? Oh, that's terrible? Does
Speaker 2: I don't do the half of Yeah, that's gross.
Speaker 4: It turns into like a pony bun if my shit
Speaker 4: starts falling out, if I don't keep track of it,
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden they turn around, like
Speaker 4: half my hair is out the bun and half of
Speaker 4: it's still in the bun. But that's only if I
Speaker 4: don't keep track of it and I've been working or something.
Speaker 1: I have a personal question, what's that? Have you ever
Speaker 1: like cried with your hair down, like a little cry
Speaker 1: and then and then put and put your hair back
Speaker 1: behind your ear while you're crying.
Speaker 2: Have you done that before?
Speaker 1: Because I see girls do that all the time, like
Speaker 1: they're like trying to move their hair around while they're
Speaker 1: like crying.
Speaker 2: Have you done that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: My money.
Speaker 2: Yeah you got before, not in the streets, not in public.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, no, no, I'm taking this inside.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll fucking bottle that ship until I get home.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's how you That's how a real man, crary.
Speaker 4: Ship, bottle that ship until you get home. Before probably
Speaker 4: like a month ago, what happened the breakup? Y breakup,
Speaker 4: crying for a little while.
Speaker 2: I know, not in your breakup, you met Rihanna. Also
Speaker 2: she's sick now, so I.
Speaker 4: Know she looked great. Yeah, I know, that's well. The
Speaker 4: thing with the breakup that was hard was I was
Speaker 4: the breaker upper. So it's like initially it's like this
Speaker 4: weight that's relieved off of you, but then it fucks
Speaker 4: with you later in ways that you're not anticipating, especially
Speaker 4: as someone who's never been in a relationship before, broken
Speaker 4: up with someone before.
Speaker 1: Sometimes this is a perfect time. Man like you out here,
Speaker 1: you got your man bun thriving, like you know, there's
Speaker 1: somebody out here for you. So now you can chill.
Speaker 2: You don't have to worry about having you know, the obligation,
Speaker 2: you don't have to buy gifts, like that's true.
Speaker 1: Christmas is gonna come.
Speaker 3: Like I had a boyfriend for three years and everything
Speaker 3: Sydney is saying that you don't have to worry about
Speaker 3: as a single person. I didn't worry about when I
Speaker 3: was in a relationship, so that's probably why I't got
Speaker 3: no man now. But I'm not here living my.
Speaker 2: Best single life. And uh, you know, maybe he's better
Speaker 2: for it. He probably yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's how I feel too. You I shamelessly
Speaker 4: stalk my ex on Facebook for the.
Speaker 2: Do you okay, how does it feel when you're stalking?
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it for a little checking with my
Speaker 2: X while you talk about it. It's pay well.
Speaker 4: Last time I checked, like, I seen she's a musician,
Speaker 4: and I check her page and she has like all
Speaker 4: these tour dates up for her man. For like half
Speaker 4: a second, I felt this like twins of jealousy that
Speaker 4: she's doing all this cool ship, and then I felt
Speaker 4: relieved because I'm like, she's doing way more now than
Speaker 4: she ever did when we were in a relationship.
Speaker 2: And do you think that's because of you?
Speaker 1: Because she's probably throwing herself into work now, or if
Speaker 1: she's a smart ex, she just threw up all them
Speaker 1: dates and it's not even real dates to make it
Speaker 1: look like maybe I don't so you think she's doing ship.
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know. I hope she's doing so, Like, hell,
Speaker 4: no she is.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she is. I'm joking. I'm glad she know.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I'm glad that she's doing stuff
Speaker 2: me too. Without you.
Speaker 1: I mean, artists need to go off and do artistry
Speaker 1: all the time now, Artists need to feel pain to
Speaker 1: release dope art.
Speaker 2: Remember now that album where that she was talking about
Speaker 2: that dude, bro, that is what.
Speaker 4: I'm worried about. Is hearing my fucking songs that she's
Speaker 4: gonna write about me. She writes, moody sad music. Really well,
Speaker 4: I might add it's going to crush. Oh, it's gonna crush.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be great songs.
Speaker 2: But you helped her.
Speaker 1: You should be like, yeah, I did that, Like you
Speaker 1: should take full response, but like, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 4: When you hear that, that's me. That's what you did
Speaker 4: talk about me. Right now, we'll see, we'll see. I
Speaker 4: feel like I fucked up a lot towards the end,
Speaker 4: I'm about to be a holy pe Oh.
Speaker 2: Wait, would you would you fuck up? What were you doing?
Speaker 4: She just like it was a two year thing. I
Speaker 4: felt like my first year, like my boyfriend game was unbelievable.
Speaker 2: First year. Yeah, you were like, what were you doing?
Speaker 2: Flowers for no reason?
Speaker 4: Flowers for no reason? My gift game was off the chart.
Speaker 4: What kind of gifts like just knocking out the park
Speaker 4: for Christmas? Valentines?
Speaker 2: Okay, let me hear it. Let me hear one of
Speaker 2: the gifts I remember, you know, you know what really
Speaker 2: got her.
Speaker 4: I remember one day I was working. I used to work,
Speaker 4: you know, I said, I went, I worked at the gym.
Speaker 4: I worked at the kids club of the gym, and
Speaker 4: so I worked with kids all day. So I made
Speaker 4: her a cootie catcher. You know, you remember when the
Speaker 4: catcher with a bunch of like cute ship written inside
Speaker 4: of it about like your mom doesn't appreciate all the
Speaker 4: ship you do for her, like stuff like that, just
Speaker 4: like nice ship that. I know she wants to hear that.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was a gift. Like what is this that's
Speaker 4: a weekday afternoon?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's I'm yeah, I'm talking about like Valentine.
Speaker 1: What did you get her for Christmas?
Speaker 2: Or Valentine? Was one of those games.
Speaker 4: Remember on Valentine's Day, She's been talking about wanting to
Speaker 4: go fishing for like forever wanted to go fishing, wanted to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was definitely a different breed woman because I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to Valentine's Day and fishing.
Speaker 2: No, that's not gonna work for me.
Speaker 4: No, she was a keeper.
Speaker 1: She uh.
Speaker 4: She uh, yeah, she want to go fishing. So I
Speaker 4: bought her. I bought two fishing rods. Ye are cheap,
Speaker 4: and then some lines, some hooks, all that garb, some bait.
Speaker 4: You had to get worms and whatnot. Okay, bought worms
Speaker 4: for a girl. And then uh, that's hot, it's super hot.
Speaker 4: And then uh, and then we went out fishing. That
Speaker 4: was really fun. Uh what else do we get Christmas?
Speaker 4: I remember getting her. I didn't. I was kind of
Speaker 4: just tapped out. I didn't know what to get her.
Speaker 4: I got her a two hundred dollars gift card Guitar
Speaker 4: Center because I knew.
Speaker 1: That is a good gift.
Speaker 2: That's a good yip and guitar money to make new
Speaker 2: thing about you now.
Speaker 4: I made her a bong our first year together.
Speaker 2: Made her How did you do that with an apple?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I know it was legit, Do not talk down. It
Speaker 4: was old. I can't remember what the fun kind of
Speaker 4: bottle it was. I got in this phase where I
Speaker 4: wasn't doing comedy. I was just making bong. So I
Speaker 4: was bored and did you No, I'm not eying about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't bring us gifts the Queens coocie cutters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what I'll bring you guys unofficial expert bonge the Yes,
Speaker 4: we appreciate that. Absolutely. I didn't think of it, but
Speaker 4: I will soon. But her bong was. It was this big,
Speaker 4: big bottle and it had her band's logo that I
Speaker 4: engraved on the front, like a glass with a glass
Speaker 4: etcher I engraved in the front. It was an intricate
Speaker 4: fucking logo. Yeah, that's how you make the bong. And
Speaker 4: you can draw ship on it. Usually you just write
Speaker 4: your name on whatever it is, but you can draw ship.
Speaker 4: So I etched her band's name and logo on the
Speaker 4: front of this bong, uh, and then gave it to
Speaker 4: her for a birthday that was her first birthday, and
Speaker 4: then also got her uh.
Speaker 1: That was her.
Speaker 4: She liked to make edibles because she's a singer, but
Speaker 4: she's also a big pothead, so she didn't like to smoke,
Speaker 4: so she always made edibles, so I bought her like
Speaker 4: a High Times cooking book. Look at that recipes.
Speaker 1: You're thoughtful as a motherfucker, Like that is, that's impressive.
Speaker 2: And then the second year you were like, nah, all
Speaker 2: that ship I did the first year? Can I hold
Speaker 2: me over? I got your two birthday gives last year,
Speaker 2: us one of them this.
Speaker 4: Year exactly, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: You can't keep that up. That's why you got to
Speaker 2: start low.
Speaker 4: And then at me last Valentine's Day, we did because
Speaker 4: she said I spent too much money, which was a funny.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful that she said that, but she was really
Speaker 1: being like, you didn't spend enough, That's what she was saying.
Speaker 4: Her issue was like I was about to get a
Speaker 4: thoughtful gift for Valentine's Day. She's been talking about wanting
Speaker 4: to get a like electric scooter for like a minute.
Speaker 2: I wanted an electric scooter.
Speaker 4: Can't give anyone?
Speaker 1: Can we fake day?
Speaker 4: And you give me one?
Speaker 1: And then I break up with you and scoot out
Speaker 1: of your life.
Speaker 4: Scooters are like three three fifty four dollar, So yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm like, funk, what am I going to do? And
Speaker 4: then she and then like a week or two before
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day. She was like, let's not spend too much
Speaker 4: money on Valentine's I'm like, fucking perfect, let's not.
Speaker 1: That's too much for Valentine Day. Anything that's like a
Speaker 1: birthday gift.
Speaker 4: Yeah right. I ended up spending one fifty. And then
Speaker 4: she asked me how much money I spent on her gifts.
Speaker 2: Why was she?
Speaker 4: I don't know, she could have googled.
Speaker 2: And found out. Why would she as that's that's like
Speaker 2: asking somebody how much they pay for rent. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what made me feel bad was her Valentine's
Speaker 4: Day gift was fucking great. What she gets here. She
Speaker 4: got me some Doc Martins and I love wearing how
Speaker 4: much of Doc Martins. They're not cheap, they're pretty expensive cheap.
Speaker 4: And then she got me the one that blew me away.
Speaker 4: She got me a It was a it was a
Speaker 4: ring pop inside this little ring box and on the
Speaker 4: front of the box said I love you so much.
Speaker 4: I want da da da da dell like she's gonna
Speaker 4: propose me. And then you open the ring box and
Speaker 4: it's just like one of the candy ring pops.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing she had, like carved out the
Speaker 4: middle of it into a little bowl filled the ring
Speaker 4: pop full of coke and on the inside the box.
Speaker 2: I said, okay, you lost me there, you lost me
Speaker 2: at the coke bro Well.
Speaker 4: JK, let's do coke. That is an amazing Yeah.
Speaker 2: You are never gonna find a girl like that, you
Speaker 2: never again.
Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to carve out
Speaker 1: a ring motherfucking pop and cocaine and that means she
Speaker 1: had to pay.
Speaker 2: For the cocaine the ring pop. You should have married
Speaker 2: this bitch. What's wrong would you do? Get your man
Speaker 2: bud ass out of here? You failed at everything?
Speaker 1: My man?
Speaker 2: Wait, so what are some I'm overwhelmed. It's ever gonna
Speaker 2: get you a gift like that ever.
Speaker 4: I have to buy my own corie.
Speaker 2: Have you been in love like that to do that cobody?
Speaker 2: I've never done that.
Speaker 1: I've never like There's not one person I would have
Speaker 1: thought to do that. I'll get you a ring pop,
Speaker 1: but it'll be in the little ring pop bag.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely not buying you. It'll be a little bit crushed.
Speaker 2: I'll probably lick it and then put it back in
Speaker 2: the bag.
Speaker 1: If I buy you coke, I'm gonna do half of
Speaker 1: it and then give you the bag.
Speaker 2: There was coking this. There's a coke residue. Coke residual
Speaker 2: revenue from Valentine just breathing near my mouth. You get
Speaker 2: some of his coke too.
Speaker 3: Oh man, So cocaine makes me ask I want to
Speaker 3: ask you, what are some like common stereotypes that people
Speaker 3: have about guys with long hair.
Speaker 4: Stoner is a big one. That's which is true. That's
Speaker 4: why I wanted to start smoking weed that had long hair.
Speaker 4: Before I ever started smoking weed, I remember in high
Speaker 4: school people would crack stoner jokes all the time. I
Speaker 4: would just go with it because it was good for Yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah exactly. And then at some point I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: lying all these people. I gotta start smoking weed, and
Speaker 4: I gotta stop being dishonest. So I started smoking weed.
Speaker 6: To stay honest, to stay honest, yeah exactly, to be
Speaker 6: virtuous hilarious?
Speaker 2: What else people call people?
Speaker 1: I feel like people think that like white dudes with
Speaker 1: long hair are like kind of red nikkye. No, it
Speaker 1: depends on the depends on the greater hair, because if
Speaker 1: your hair is stringy and oily, that is rednick But
Speaker 1: the way you have the volume, it could tell like
Speaker 1: you know your daddy's you have a mother like.
Speaker 2: Also, the beard that you have with this hair doesn't
Speaker 2: scream Rednick.
Speaker 1: I mean rednick beard is like different. But then again,
Speaker 1: if I see you in like a vest a puffer vest,
Speaker 1: you could look like a Rednick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. It's very versatile.
Speaker 2: It depends on what you gotta w when else.
Speaker 3: One of some other things that people I mean, you
Speaker 3: used to work with kids and you had long hair.
Speaker 2: Did you feel like people were looking at you like
Speaker 2: it took it took.
Speaker 4: A while, Yeah, for them to like adjust to that.
Speaker 4: It was the only saving grace was that I'm great
Speaker 4: with kids. So it was like their parents would come
Speaker 4: back and the kids would be stoked. I don't want
Speaker 4: to leave.
Speaker 2: Well, you are right, you seem like a kid you
Speaker 2: get you have like my.
Speaker 4: Dad's been an elementary school principle since I was a
Speaker 4: little kid. Yeah, you like, I'm used to hanging around
Speaker 4: with little kids. I feel like a large child most
Speaker 4: of the time.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're very youthful. You have like giving me youth lived.
Speaker 4: About like the musk shaving off the mustang. It makes
Speaker 4: you look a lot younger. I feel Like that helped
Speaker 4: a lot when I was working in the kids club,
Speaker 4: because like, people don't like seeing dudes in childcare. But
Speaker 4: then you see some young dude with a bun and
Speaker 4: no mustache, Yeah, kind of fits a little bit better.
Speaker 1: But then I'll be like, does he change his sheets though,
Speaker 1: because like.
Speaker 4: My parents don't give a fucking change. I just don't
Speaker 4: think about that his damn sheet. Make sure my kids
Speaker 4: still breathing when I come back, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Don't give him to me in three pieces? Okay? So
Speaker 2: what else?
Speaker 3: What can you tell us about, uh, the life of
Speaker 3: the man bun dude in twenty seventeen that you think.
Speaker 4: People don't know, Like, uh, my next a lot hotter
Speaker 4: than most people think. Uh, they don't realize how tactical
Speaker 4: the man bun is. It's not often a fashion statement
Speaker 4: is mostly just so I don't overheat walking around the city.
Speaker 2: And that's for you.
Speaker 1: But I've seen a lot of these dudes like they
Speaker 1: got mad product in it, Like you could tell that
Speaker 1: they can have a certain they got designs and ship
Speaker 1: and then they shave, they shave the back of they
Speaker 1: hair like it's a lot going on.
Speaker 4: You don't respect those man, but I always I feel
Speaker 4: like you should only be allowed to wear a man
Speaker 4: bun if the hair from the front of your head
Speaker 4: in the back of your head reaches the whole fucking bun.
Speaker 4: I don't like the shaved side things. It's pussy to me.
Speaker 4: Like when you see like dudes with like the little
Speaker 4: fucking buns, it look like a larger marble on the
Speaker 4: top of it. Yeah, that ship looks pathetic.
Speaker 1: They're ruining the man, these dudes that got dream catchers
Speaker 1: like hanging from their buns.
Speaker 2: It's a lot going on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, they're ruining for the rest of us that
Speaker 4: actually need the man bunch.
Speaker 1: It's necessary, it's a need. Okay, he don't die, got it?
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Do you hear that they need their
Speaker 1: man buns?
Speaker 2: Dude, they don't want to overheat some of us too. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: so tell me what neighborhood you live in. That you
Speaker 2: because you're in Brooklyn with this man.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm in Crown Heights, Brownsville.
Speaker 2: So what of the what are the people saying to
Speaker 2: you on the street.
Speaker 4: Well, they don't say ship to me.
Speaker 2: They don't say shit to You's the way you said
Speaker 2: is like you own the blood. They don't say shit
Speaker 2: to me, don't speak.
Speaker 1: No, I mean that.
Speaker 4: More mean that they just ignore me.
Speaker 1: Ah, they don't even see you. Ya Okay, they don't
Speaker 1: notice you know. Okay, Yeah, you blend in with the
Speaker 1: bodega cats.
Speaker 4: Got it guys though, But I'll talk to bodega guys
Speaker 4: all day. They're really nicely.
Speaker 2: I mean they be bored.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're bored. They're fun now they think they don't.
Speaker 4: They don't care too much. They've never talked to me
Speaker 4: about my hair before. I've had women in the bow
Speaker 4: Dagga yell at me about my hair. They said, you
Speaker 4: don't need it.
Speaker 2: I love I love these ladies. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: they're blessed.
Speaker 4: Let me have your hair. You don't need it, yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: Like so like, if I want to get one of
Speaker 1: these pantene wigs. Hat where do I go to get
Speaker 1: one of these panteen whigs?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't look that far.
Speaker 2: And don't you have to have cancer or something? I
Speaker 2: thought I just had to have money. No, I thought
Speaker 2: you people with cancers.
Speaker 4: It is for women who go to chemotherapy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I spoke to a guy who has long hair
Speaker 3: and he cut I think about eight inches off also,
Speaker 3: but he said he sold it and I was like,
Speaker 3: you sold your hair and he was like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: got bills.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I feel like you have to go through somebody,
Speaker 1: like a like a wig breeder, Like you can't just
Speaker 1: like there's gotta there's gotta be like rules and precautions.
Speaker 2: You can't just sell your hair. I feel like he
Speaker 2: said he did it on craigslist, that's discussing. I was like,
Speaker 2: that's nasty. You don't die. You're willing to die for
Speaker 2: these things.
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you do it through craigslist you
Speaker 2: could get bed bugs, Like no, thank you, like no
Speaker 2: fucking thank you? Oh my god? Do we have any questions?
Speaker 2: Do you have any questions for him about hair?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like you hit everything the way it
Speaker 1: should have been hit.
Speaker 3: We hit work, love music, we hit cocaine in ring Pops,
Speaker 3: We hit low bun, highbun.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Job, thing that you would cut your hair for before
Speaker 2: the baby boom? Great?
Speaker 4: Question you so much? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 1: So if you're a girl that you were madly in
Speaker 1: love with, like if you met her recently and she's
Speaker 1: everything that you want, comedy is going great, you're torn
Speaker 1: and whatnot, and she's like, baby, you gotta cut your
Speaker 1: hair love me.
Speaker 2: No, yes, I was not.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even ask that question, would you? What if
Speaker 1: you booked That's what I'm saying. Commercial No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, your dream role on a series and
Speaker 1: they were like, we're gonna pay you, you know, ten
Speaker 1: thousand an episode or whatever. Yeah, to be on the
Speaker 1: part of this cast. Then maybe absolutely far from that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you can't go ahead. You got hair in
Speaker 1: your eye? Yeah, yes, called lashes. No, it's the hair
Speaker 1: from the bun Okay.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah I would then, Yeah, I would have to
Speaker 4: reconsider for sure. It would be a really hard decision.
Speaker 1: You're doing that, Well, listen, me and Marie need hair,
Speaker 1: and I'll shave this bitch off.
Speaker 2: And I don't need hair. I'll shave I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: I'll do like one of the skin caps. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: break it back.
Speaker 1: And put one of the castle and to make me
Speaker 1: look stupid. All right, well, Stephen, you would consider it,
Speaker 1: you hear that?
Speaker 2: Sydney. No, no, no, you failed.
Speaker 1: You were not. The unofficial mail because if you got
Speaker 1: that role, my man, you need to cut all your hair.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, he's the expert because he's like, I
Speaker 3: got a man, but I'll survive somehow.
Speaker 4: Look at that.
Speaker 2: Well that's just him being white. There you go.
Speaker 1: Boom Stephen in the podcast, Yes, can you hit us
Speaker 1: with a where can people catch you?
Speaker 2: Your Instagram?
Speaker 1: Your Twitter?
Speaker 2: You got shows?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing a roast on Thursday. And
Speaker 4: you're a comedy club.
Speaker 1: Oh well, we don't know. We were gonna put this out,
Speaker 1: so start that over. Anything happening in the next four weeks.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got a show on the twenty sixth in
Speaker 4: Bushwick the Platform Stationary Circus at eight thirty eleven seventy
Speaker 4: eight Bushwick, A free show, come through. Is it a monthly, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a monthly.
Speaker 1: So what day every It's Saturday Saturday, like the third Saturday,
Speaker 1: Third Saturday.
Speaker 4: Stationary Circus at the Platform. Okay, And then on Facebook
Speaker 4: and Instagram Stephen mclong hair bowls. Mclong hair should narrow
Speaker 4: the search considerably.
Speaker 2: Make long hair. That's an album as well.
Speaker 4: It's part of my identity at this point.
Speaker 2: Condoms Visor's and hairtag woo. Stephen Story, Nick long Hair.
Speaker 4: Mclong hair changed it on Facebook like ten years ago,
Speaker 4: and now I can't get rid of it.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's who you are now exactly.
Speaker 4: It's part of my identity. But I think that's all
Speaker 4: I got to plug it. Think that one show that's perfect.
Speaker 2: No, we we will make sure people follow you and
Speaker 2: your man Bun Journey and goal. I'm sorry, we're gonna say.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say that dude that shouted me out
Speaker 4: on Men's long Locks on Instagram like this creepy dude
Speaker 4: wanted to do a feature on my hair. You should
Speaker 4: love him he did.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's called Men's long Locks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but don't look him up look up my page.
Speaker 1: No, I'll look him up, dude, because I don't want
Speaker 1: to see what you were. You but ass naked while
Speaker 1: he was interviewing with them. Man, but no, he had
Speaker 1: his hair like half in his face, was all cute looking.
Speaker 1: I can't, yo, that's creepy. I'm glad that a man
Speaker 1: did that to you because now you know how some
Speaker 1: of us feel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, having a lot of dudes slide up with
Speaker 4: my dms recently, which is flattering, but I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I could deal without that.
Speaker 2: Are they hitting you up to be like hey, like
Speaker 2: how do I get mind a girl like that? Or
Speaker 2: they just hit you up like hey yeah, hey just.
Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, what's up? Heys your favorite?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 4: Like hey you up?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Pay you up? Hey? Is your hair up?
Speaker 4: I posted pictures that I cut my hair and I
Speaker 4: had one or two something like what the fuck did
Speaker 4: you do?
Speaker 2: Lit?
Speaker 1: So dum.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here. I really appreciate
Speaker 2: so fun.
Speaker 1: This was amazing. I learned so much about buns that like,
Speaker 1: now I want to get a man with a bun,
Speaker 1: but didn't break up with him, but that's what they deserve. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: Thank you for washing your hair before you came to
Speaker 1: We really appreciate and we're going to do that video.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. There's gonna be a video of him
Speaker 1: doing a man bun and taking the man bun out
Speaker 1: soft scenes. Make sure you go more hair porn for
Speaker 1: you guys. Yes, make sure hashtag hair porn. So make
Speaker 1: sure you go on the unofficial expert Instagram page. We're
Speaker 1: gonna post that there and help. You can find me
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