WEBVTT - "The Man Bun Expert" with Stephen Bolles 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:09.920 Hello, Hi, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast. 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:13.119 Hi guys, Hi guys. It's Marie and this is Sydney. 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:15.080 Shout out to Comedy Hype. 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:17.520 Check them out for all of your comedy news and 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:18.320 all that stuff. 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:21.239 They're great, good old comedy Hype. Thank you guys. Sidney. 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.120 How the hell are you doing? 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:26.200 Oh my god? Just feeling so moisturized. I feel hydrated. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:28.680 Okay, you drink some water this week. I feel like 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:30.880 my edges are bumping right now? 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:32.720 Are they okay? Wow? You know, I put a. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.040 Little like edge control on it. 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:35.879 I'm doing what I can. I can't see them, but 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:39.200 thank you. Thanks, you're such a friend. I can't see 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:43.320 you have a piece on. I'm supposed to just a so. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:46.720 All you have to do is say sure, thanks. 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:50.080 That's what I said. I said, sure, thanks you. How 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:54.320 you doing, Marie? I'm doing really really well. 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.959 You know. I got up. I went for a run today. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:00:59.240 That's it. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.800 Like I just you know, I pride myself in dragging 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.880 my ass off the bed and like working out and 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:06.880 what that means is like running around the soccer field 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:08.000 with a bunch of little kids. 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:08.240 Yeah. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:09.920 I went to the gym at seven am and I 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:11.319 realized that's the time you should go. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.840 There's like really not that many people there, dude. That's 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:15.040 what I've been saying to you. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:16.880 I like, took if I'm not at the gym, Like, 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.760 if I'm not out the gym by eight thirty nine o'clock, 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:21.280 then I don't want to go to the gym because 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.800 there's too many people there at that time. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:23.360 Yeah. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:24.080 Mondays. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.000 Mondays are cool though, like not a lot of people 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.240 be at the gym because there are still hungover from 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:28.679 the weekend. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.880 Yeah, but like Wednesday Thursday, Oh, you go there after 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.240 ten ten am? 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:35.759 Oh? Pat, I never at the gym after ten am. 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:37.240 You crazy, I know. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.520 So you went at seven o'clock by yourself? Where you 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.759 went with someone by myself? Because he was like, yeah, 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.360 death not coming at seven am. 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.800 You gotta stood up your gym date. Stuit you up. No, 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:48.960 we go at nine forty five. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.760 But he was like, yeah, seven am, girl, I don't 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:52.480 like you that much. 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:54.480 He was like, my girlfriend said I can't come outside 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:55.680 eight exactly. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:02:00.639 My girlfriend said no, she said, we're not coming out tonight. 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:04.680 She said, we're busy, we're mooked today. Yep, Sidney, what 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:05.440 were you an expert? 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:05.960 In this week. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:10.480 I was an expert in roasting dead ass. I've been 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:15.960 roasting people a lot. My good friend Amina Imani love her. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:19.000 She's been on the podcast, she's been at her shows. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.000 We love her. She's a good friend. She was a 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:22.919 frugal expert. Yeah. 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:29.040 She insists on wearing these sketchers that are also Birkenstocks, 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:34.920 and they are just so ridiculous, like they hurt my eyes. 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:38.560 Just they're kind of like looking at wade ish situation. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.520 But she's like their memory foam. I walked twenty eight 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.600 blocks in these, and it's like she knows how much 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:47.480 I hate sketchers. But on top of that they're Birkenstock. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:50.120 I'm like, are you milking cows with these? 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:50.800 My girl? 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.120 Like, so, I had her on my Interest stories where 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.000 you saw it, times of comedians saw it. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:58.480 I roasted her for like, I don't know, maybe. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:03.160 She's nine videos, nine videos of Sydney's zooming into a 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:06.360 mean of more toes me taking me, taking her shoes, 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:09.160 throwing them in the garbage like just and then us 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:10.679 walking cause she's like, oh, I want to go I 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:12.040 want to go out. I want to go to the club. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:14.399 And I'm like, in those you want to go out 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.799 in those? And she's like, yeah, I want to dance. 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:19.280 I was like, you can dance in those? And then 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:20.680 I was like, yeah, they're not gonna let you in. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.120 And then we get to the we get to the 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.600 club and they let that girl in with the sketcher's 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.720 broken joints listen, and she. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.640 Was dancing there, pumping and having a good time. I 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:30.440 was really upset. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:32.600 That's why, like a Mina, right, she's good for having 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:36.839 a good time, but like sis, Like, I watched your 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.520 instant stories and it was like back to back to 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:41.520 back to back to back to back to back video 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.680 of her and them damn shoes, and I was like, 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:45.240 how Hasnmina not. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:46.200 Punshed you in the face. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.200 Oh it's coming, Oh she's it's definitely coming. I mean 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.560 we were at the Chicken spot talking about the shoes. 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.400 I mean, she's ready, she's ready to throw down, but 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:56.840 she's she loves the shoes and she doesn't have any 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.400 problems like vouching for her shoes. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.320 Shet you before she drops those shoes. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.040 Exactly, Okay, she drops her you know what. Never mind, 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:08.520 let me stop anyway, And I've been roasting men a 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:12.560 lot this guy had silver clogs on on a date. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:14.720 How do you know he was on a date? Oh? 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.560 They were holding hand in hand. It was a Saturday night. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:21.600 This dude was walking with his but she was beautiful. 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:22.200 She looked like a. 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:26.040 Maybe she got him the shoes. She deaf didn't got 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:28.680 him the ugly ass. Do you really believe a woman 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:32.240 would buy a man silver clogs? Cis maybe her shoes 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:33.320 and they wear the same size. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:34.560 I don't know. Trying to see this. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:37.760 Silver, I was like, Urban Outfitters has a sale, what's 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:38.360 really good? 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.440 And he was just so happy to be in these shoes. 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:45.440 I mean his his uh ankles were all out Sidney. 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:47.400 I feel like you're just trying to take somebody's joy 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:50.880 right now. And God would just let him and his 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:52.560 silver shoes live, you know what I mean. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:55.400 It's not my place if. 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.960 You who takes joy out of hurting men's hearts left 0:04:59.000 --> 0:04:59.520 and right. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:00.000 I don't know you're trying. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.640 This week, I was an expert at not managing my 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:07.440 time properly. I didn't break a single heart this week, 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.400 I don't think. I mean I probably did, but I 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.640 had an appointment and I was like, oh snap, I 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:17.200 got to be there at one o'clock. So actually they 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:18.599 told me to be there twelve forty five, but I 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.160 knew it started at one, so I was like, as 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:21.599 long as I get there close to them, I'm good. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:21.840 Right. 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:23.040 I show up. 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:26.040 Its one point fifteen. I'm buzzing. No one's letting me in. 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.919 I go to the elevator, it's not moving. I'm like, 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:30.240 it's on the second floor. I'll walk up. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:30.760 I walk up. 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:32.839 The door closes behind me. I was like, oh my god, 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.720 I'm trapped, but I wasn't. But no one was letting 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.719 me in. So I email the people about this meeting, like, hey, 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:40.320 you know, I'm here and they're not letting me in. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.480 I'm just a little bit late. And they called me like, 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:48.119 the meeting is next Thursday that year. I was late, 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:51.960 but then also really early. No but like teen minutes late, 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.720 but what like seven days early. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:54.640 That's how you do it. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:56.640 I mean, they should be happy to have you on 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.960 the roster. Thank you so much. I feel like that. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.240 But you see, you see how I agree with you. 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:04.120 I'll lift you up. I don't shut your down. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:05.640 You said I was. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:09.200 Taking away people's joy, which is not true. That man 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.880 was with his hot chick in the ugly shoes. I 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:15.360 bring joy in everyone's life. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.159 I don't take it away, enjoy to Amena's life because 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.760 Amina is still devastating. 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:22.600 Shout out to Amena and MANI I love you girl. 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.320 You are amazing. You're so funny, You're beautiful, and you 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:26.680 are a goddess. 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:27.480 From the ankles up. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:33.680 Look at you speaking from the ankles up. Our next 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:36.640 guest is our first guest, I mean. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:39.160 Our guest today. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.159 Yes, our guest today. We had a couple of guests anyway. 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:47.280 Uh. He is a comedian, has beautiful tresses. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.240 Is that what you call it? Trises? You can catch 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.680 him all around New York City. Give it up for 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.760 our man bun expert Stephen. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.560 Bulls very much. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:06:59.600 Tresses. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.440 What's an the words? What's another word for hair? 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:02.159 Locks? 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:03.000 Lots? 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:07.520 I've actually never heard tresses before that exactly. That's why 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.840 I knew what you meant from man. Thank you connected 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.920 to and two but locks. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.800 Stephen, your hair looks pretty shiny, it looks healthy. 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:20.200 I showered this morning for us, for yourself, for y'all. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.000 For I knew I was doing a podcast about my hair. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:23.120 I'm like, I gotta watch no. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:24.800 No, no, you like it's gonna be two black girls. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:29.480 They're gonna be judging the animate that's well. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:31.840 What shampoo do you use whatever? Three dollars? 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:32.360 No? 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:38.840 No, no, no, no? How what vo five do you use? 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:39.960 Head and shoulders? 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:42.240 If it's in the shower, Oh my god. 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:44.760 Because you have roommates, you just use yeah, absolutely, you 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:46.320 use whatever your roommate has run. 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:47.920 Out of, whatever should I have, and then just use 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:52.120 whatever they have until I buy more Moroccan oil. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:56.120 When you have the Moroccan oil in the damn shower. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:56.880 So rude. 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:59.040 That's expensive too. It's not even cheap. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:01.080 I've never I don't know what that is. I don't 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:02.280 think i've ever used that before. 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:04.080 Listen, what hair like this? 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:05.840 You need to take care of it because you know 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:06.720 you got it's blonde. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.360 It's like a strawberry blonde. Is this strawberry blind? 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.840 Yeah, it's strawberry blonde. It's just dirty blonde. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:15.880 A lot of times if it is on the dirty, 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:17.880 it's a dirty ass Blindeyeh. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.400 It's been getting darker, especially in the summer, it gets lighter, 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:23.440 but you know, it's it's been getting darker ever since 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:25.480 I've been getting older, a lot more blonde when I 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:26.960 was a kid in high school. 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:29.040 This ship was like, boy, yeah, you look like Jonathan 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:32.720 Taylor Thomas is as a kid Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:34.439 Who's that? You don't know who that is? 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:47.240 Wow, I'm gonna check his imd please Okay? 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.400 So wait, So have you always had. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:52.120 Long hair or for a very long time now? Yeah? 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.640 You always grew your hair out quite long because it 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:55.280 was longer than this. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.120 Yeah, I just got to cut. Yeah, like a few 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.080 weeks ago. It was like down a little bit past 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:03.840 my elbow four inches and panteene. Yeah, I donated like 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:06.840 once every year, year and a half. That's beautiful long 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.400 it takes to grow to eight eight inches that they require? 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:11.679 Hold on it is? Is you a year to grow 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:12.160 eight inches? 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.280 Send me how many years did it take you? 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:15.480 Can? 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:15.720 You? 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:15.920 Can? 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:19.680 You give me a couple of bundles shampoo. That's what 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:20.079 I need. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:22.240 Just don't burn it and diet that's all you gotta do. 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:24.600 Just I don't diet or burn it. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.880 I mean your hair has died though, just a little bit, 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:28.760 just as the front that's died. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.120 Even when I wasn't dying, it wasn't growing eight inches 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.000 in a year. You were using fancy as shampoo. 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:34.520 You got to get that. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.880 I need to go to Dollar Tree and get my 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:42.880 freaking shampoo conditioner purplus exactly. 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.600 Okay, so were you one of these kids that like, like, 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:48.720 who is it Rachel Zoe or one of those like 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:51.520 a lot of these like cool new moms don't want 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.079 to cut their son's hair, right. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.960 Yeah, it wasn't quiet. My parents are actually both military, 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:58.360 so I was amazed they want They were okay letting 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.360 you thrown it out. Yeah, I remember the The story 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.319 was in sixth grade, I had like normal boys haircut. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.640 I got it cut before school. They cut it almost bald, 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.160 and I hated it and my mom. I remember my 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.240 mom saying, I'm so sorry they messed up your hair. 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:11.680 You can grow it out as long as you like. 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:14.360 And she didn't think I took that seriously. I took that. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:15.560 What a nice mind. You know. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.920 I didn't cut it for five years. It got to 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.960 be about where it is now, like in high school, 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.160 and then just maintain it there ever since. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.760 Okay, so what year did you graduate from high school? 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:29.240 Two thousand and eleven, so you probably looked like you 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:29.880 were in a band. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:31.560 Yeah, it looked like I was in a band. For 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:32.600 the last decade, or. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.920 You definitely looked like you retired from a Bandit like 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:40.760 you played a guitar bass, electric bass. 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:45.840 See it, I see it exactly. I fit the stereotypes. 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:48.280 I didn't very much. What you see is what you get. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:49.280 Wait, were you in a band? 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.839 I was in like a little trio like in high school? 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:52.640 What was it called? 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:58.120 We were called decades late because played a lot of hands, 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.720 played a lot of clapp from mostly all covers, a 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.360 few originals. Kick the ship out of a high school 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.880 talent show one time, uh, and then have gates outside 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:08.920 of that. We had a steady gig at Wings Place. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:11.880 Listen, what kind of wings? 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:12.360 Was it? Like? 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.959 A wings? Wings show? All kinds of wings? It's called 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:15.840 Wings to Go. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:16.839 Wings to Go? 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:22.920 But people would stay yet. 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:22.719 To go. 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:26.400 There's a band here, so you can stay. Well, you 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.200 have your wings to go. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.439 Just seventeen year olds playing Clapton if you want to 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:30.880 watch that while you eat your wings? 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:32.880 So we would No, I'm here for that. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.400 There. I like that that sounds. Can we still go there? 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.600 Do you think that there's a place where is Wings 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:37.880 to Go? 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:38.600 Virginia? 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:39.040 Oh? 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:40.120 Yeah, we don't want to. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.040 I don't Virginia. 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:44.600 I mean, if the listeners want to get us a 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:48.080 ticket to Virginia so we can have wings. 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:49.880 Even better, if our listeners want to send us a 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.439 box of wings to go, we probably won't eat them, 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:53.760 no thing about it. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:57.840 We'll shout you out on the ground. Okay. So, so 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:01.600 you've been growing your hair out since forever. So are 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:02.840 you the original? 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:07.080 Because man buns, I feel like are kind of new. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:12.400 You knew the last three four years, so you were 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:13.080 ahead of the curve. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:15.520 I never wore a man bun when I was in 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:16.000 high school. 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:16.600 You just let it go. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:18.359 Yeah, this was a ponytail. 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:18.560 Guy. 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:20.600 If I ever put it up anything which I. 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.920 Liked with a part in the middle, with a part 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:26.440 of the middle, okay, because you didn't slick it all 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:27.000 the way back. 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:28.960 No, no, I didn't do that. Now it's a part 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.720 in the middle, wrap it up in a ponytail. That's 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:33.319 why I like the man But I feel like it's 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:36.280 this nice metamorphosis of like this shit ass ponytail that 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.480 I had for a decade, and now it's like cleans up, 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:40.520 real nice. That's why I like. 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:42.760 Do you ever throw it in like a low braid? 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:45.840 I can't braid that. Well, I'll let other people braid 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:46.800 it if they want to. 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:51.360 Stephen, you said it's a metamorphosis of the low ponytails, 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.800 so you're next. You're saying the man butt is a butterfly. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.560 It is definitely not a freaking butterfly. 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.480 I feel like the ponytail is that cat pillar and 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:01.000 then the man. 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.560 Is that a bit Stephen, No, it's not how I feel. 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.200 I feel like that's a big coming. Just to let 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:16.480 you know, Okay, you have to we know. I mean women, 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.360 I don't like man bones. I think it's not that 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.880 it's feminine, but I just feel like you're doing a 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:24.160 lot with your hair. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:26.960 I can't date somebody who has hair longer than me. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:30.240 Yeah, I understand that. I understand that's a big turn 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.199 off for some people to turn on for some other 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.800 people like the long hair. 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:36.160 What kind of girls like long hair? 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:36.439 Guy? 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:37.240 White girls? 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.920 It's just asking the listeners wanted, but more than just 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.160 a white girl, like it's a certain type of girl 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.640 that likes guys that have long hair, Like what does 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:48.240 she do like? 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.360 Is she like n Pru the anime? 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:57.240 Like the colored hair like that girls with blue and 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:58.400 purple hair usually. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:00.680 Girls I work at hot topics work a hot. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.599 Topic for sure, a lot of piercings. Any anybody that 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.040 screams hot topic or spencer is usually fine with the 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:08.840 long hair spencers. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:12.320 So she likes SNM and stuff like that. Sure, yeah, 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.079 not this SNM, but you know the real Sure. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:16.840 So are you dating somebody right now? 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:18.840 No, I'm not, I'm not. I just got out of 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.640 a long term thing a few months ago. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:21.440 What happened. 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.880 Actually, it's tired of getting your hair, like pulling your 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:24.680 hair out of her butt. 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:31.120 I'm getting sick of that myself. But yeah, no, it was. 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.240 It was a long time coming. It was a good thing, though. 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:34.800 It was a fun thing. I never had a real 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.280 girlfriend before I had a good run. Yeah it was, though, 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:37.600 it was. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:38.600 It was a two year thing. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:40.800 That's a long That was the first first girlfriend ever 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:42.840 had too, So it was a long time. It was 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:45.400 a good thing, but it was. She liked the long hair, 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:49.120 which was nice. She had really long hair herself. I 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.000 always liked long hair on women a lot more than 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.440 I like the short hair generally. Like I wouldn't say 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.320 you have short hair. I think your hair is still 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.080 long at least shoulders, you know what. 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:02.640 I meant naturally without this it is short, but he 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:06.480 just putting some less. I don't care. Wait, did you 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.960 guys ever do like like twiny twiny like hairstyles? 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:10.480 Nah? 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.760 Noah, okay, that's too much not. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:19.640 Nah okay, So uh what happened? You guys were together 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.920 for two years? It wasn't your hair, was it? 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:22.240 No? 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:25.680 I wasn't the hair. Definitely, circum circumstances weren't lining up right. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:30.560 Oh No, that sounds like circumcision. I was gonna say, Wow, 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.960 you ain't circumsctised. That's what it sounded like. You're gonna say, 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:35.600 circumstances weren't adding up right. 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:35.920 Yeah. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:36.720 I don't know what that means. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:38.560 It came one of those things where it was like 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.320 one of her breaking points was she wanted to spend 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.160 more time together and part of me was like, I 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:46.320 feel like I see you as often as I possibly 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:47.160 can right now. 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:47.520 Yeah. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:49.800 It's like she's talked about like she was a musician. 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:51.760 So she says, you know, I've rearranged my schedule to 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.560 hang out with you, and then you tell me like 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:55.760 a day beforehand or even the day of, like, oh, 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:57.520 I got an offer to do this spot so well, 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:59.320 I'll do that and then we can hang out afterwards. 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:01.640 That's a comedian, that's how it goes. 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.840 Why that's frustrating for her. But at the same time, 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.320 I don't have the luxury of rearranging my schedule. You know, 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:07.840 I'm going to point now where I got to take 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:09.400 as much practice as I can get. 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:11.800 Yeah, what it is, look at you focused? 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:14.320