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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hi guys. It's Marie and this is Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Comedy Hype.

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Speaker 3: Check them out for all of your comedy news and

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Speaker 3: all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: They're great, good old comedy Hype. Thank you guys. Sidney.

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Speaker 2: How the hell are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Just feeling so moisturized. I feel hydrated.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you drink some water this week. I feel like

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Speaker 2: my edges are bumping right now?

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Speaker 1: Are they okay? Wow? You know, I put a.

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Speaker 2: Little like edge control on it.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing what I can. I can't see them, but

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Speaker 1: thank you. Thanks, you're such a friend. I can't see

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Speaker 1: you have a piece on. I'm supposed to just a so.

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Speaker 2: All you have to do is say sure, thanks.

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Speaker 1: That's what I said. I said, sure, thanks you. How

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Speaker 1: you doing, Marie? I'm doing really really well.

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Speaker 2: You know. I got up. I went for a run today.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Like I just you know, I pride myself in dragging

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Speaker 3: my ass off the bed and like working out and

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Speaker 3: what that means is like running around the soccer field

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Speaker 3: with a bunch of little kids.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I went to the gym at seven am and I

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Speaker 1: realized that's the time you should go.

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Speaker 2: There's like really not that many people there, dude. That's

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Speaker 2: what I've been saying to you.

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Speaker 3: I like, took if I'm not at the gym, Like,

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Speaker 3: if I'm not out the gym by eight thirty nine o'clock,

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Speaker 3: then I don't want to go to the gym because

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Speaker 3: there's too many people there at that time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Mondays.

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Speaker 2: Mondays are cool though, like not a lot of people

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Speaker 2: be at the gym because there are still hungover from

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Speaker 2: the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like Wednesday Thursday, Oh, you go there after

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Speaker 1: ten ten am?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Pat, I never at the gym after ten am.

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Speaker 2: You crazy, I know.

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Speaker 1: So you went at seven o'clock by yourself? Where you

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Speaker 1: went with someone by myself? Because he was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: death not coming at seven am.

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Speaker 2: You gotta stood up your gym date. Stuit you up. No,

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Speaker 2: we go at nine forty five.

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Speaker 1: But he was like, yeah, seven am, girl, I don't

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Speaker 1: like you that much.

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Speaker 3: He was like, my girlfriend said I can't come outside

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Speaker 3: eight exactly.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend said no, she said, we're not coming out tonight.

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Speaker 1: She said, we're busy, we're mooked today. Yep, Sidney, what

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Speaker 1: were you an expert?

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Speaker 2: In this week.

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Speaker 1: I was an expert in roasting dead ass. I've been

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Speaker 1: roasting people a lot. My good friend Amina Imani love her.

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Speaker 1: She's been on the podcast, she's been at her shows.

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Speaker 2: We love her. She's a good friend. She was a

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Speaker 2: frugal expert. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She insists on wearing these sketchers that are also Birkenstocks,

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Speaker 1: and they are just so ridiculous, like they hurt my eyes.

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Speaker 1: Just they're kind of like looking at wade ish situation.

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Speaker 1: But she's like their memory foam. I walked twenty eight

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Speaker 1: blocks in these, and it's like she knows how much

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Speaker 1: I hate sketchers. But on top of that they're Birkenstock.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, are you milking cows with these?

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Speaker 4: My girl?

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Speaker 1: Like, so, I had her on my Interest stories where

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Speaker 1: you saw it, times of comedians saw it.

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Speaker 2: I roasted her for like, I don't know, maybe.

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Speaker 1: She's nine videos, nine videos of Sydney's zooming into a

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Speaker 1: mean of more toes me taking me, taking her shoes,

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Speaker 1: throwing them in the garbage like just and then us

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Speaker 1: walking cause she's like, oh, I want to go I

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Speaker 1: want to go out. I want to go to the club.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, in those you want to go out

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Speaker 1: in those? And she's like, yeah, I want to dance.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you can dance in those? And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, they're not gonna let you in.

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Speaker 1: And then we get to the we get to the

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Speaker 1: club and they let that girl in with the sketcher's

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Speaker 2: Was dancing there, pumping and having a good time. I

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Speaker 2: was really upset.

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Speaker 3: That's why, like a Mina, right, she's good for having

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Speaker 3: a good time, but like sis, Like, I watched your

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Speaker 3: instant stories and it was like back to back to

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Speaker 3: of her and them damn shoes, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: how Hasnmina not.

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Speaker 2: Punshed you in the face.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's coming, Oh she's it's definitely coming. I mean

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Speaker 1: we were at the Chicken spot talking about the shoes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she's ready, she's ready to throw down, but

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Speaker 1: she's she loves the shoes and she doesn't have any

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Speaker 1: problems like vouching for her shoes.

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Speaker 2: Shet you before she drops those shoes.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, Okay, she drops her you know what. Never mind,

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Speaker 1: let me stop anyway, And I've been roasting men a

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Speaker 1: lot this guy had silver clogs on on a date.

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Speaker 2: How do you know he was on a date? Oh?

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Speaker 1: They were holding hand in hand. It was a Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: This dude was walking with his but she was beautiful.

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Speaker 2: She looked like a.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she got him the shoes. She deaf didn't got

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Speaker 1: him the ugly ass. Do you really believe a woman

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Speaker 1: would buy a man silver clogs? Cis maybe her shoes

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Speaker 1: and they wear the same size.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Trying to see this.

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Speaker 1: Silver, I was like, Urban Outfitters has a sale, what's

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Speaker 1: really good?

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Speaker 2: And he was just so happy to be in these shoes.

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Speaker 1: I mean his his uh ankles were all out Sidney.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're just trying to take somebody's joy

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Speaker 3: right now. And God would just let him and his

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Speaker 3: silver shoes live, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's not my place if.

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Speaker 1: You who takes joy out of hurting men's hearts left

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Speaker 1: and right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know you're trying.

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Speaker 3: This week, I was an expert at not managing my

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Speaker 3: time properly. I didn't break a single heart this week,

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Speaker 3: I don't think. I mean I probably did, but I

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Speaker 3: had an appointment and I was like, oh snap, I

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Speaker 3: got to be there at one o'clock. So actually they

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Speaker 3: told me to be there twelve forty five, but I

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Speaker 3: knew it started at one, so I was like, as

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Speaker 3: long as I get there close to them, I'm good.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: I show up.

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Speaker 3: Its one point fifteen. I'm buzzing. No one's letting me in.

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Speaker 3: I go to the elevator, it's not moving. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: it's on the second floor. I'll walk up.

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Speaker 2: I walk up.

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Speaker 3: The door closes behind me. I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I'm trapped, but I wasn't. But no one was letting

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Speaker 3: me in. So I email the people about this meeting, like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you know, I'm here and they're not letting me in.

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Speaker 3: I'm just a little bit late. And they called me like,

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Speaker 3: the meeting is next Thursday that year. I was late,

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Speaker 3: but then also really early. No but like teen minutes late,

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Speaker 3: but what like seven days early.

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Speaker 1: That's how you do it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, they should be happy to have you on

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Speaker 2: the roster. Thank you so much. I feel like that.

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Speaker 2: But you see, you see how I agree with you.

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Speaker 2: I'll lift you up. I don't shut your down.

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Speaker 1: You said I was.

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Speaker 2: Taking away people's joy, which is not true. That man

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Speaker 2: was with his hot chick in the ugly shoes. I

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Speaker 2: bring joy in everyone's life.

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Speaker 3: I don't take it away, enjoy to Amena's life because

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Speaker 3: Amina is still devastating.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Amena and MANI I love you girl.

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Speaker 1: You are amazing. You're so funny, You're beautiful, and you

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Speaker 1: are a goddess.

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Speaker 2: From the ankles up.

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Speaker 1: Look at you speaking from the ankles up. Our next

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Speaker 1: guest is our first guest, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today.

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Speaker 1: Yes, our guest today. We had a couple of guests anyway.

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Speaker 2: Uh. He is a comedian, has beautiful tresses.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you call it? Trises? You can catch

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Speaker 1: him all around New York City. Give it up for

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Speaker 1: our man bun expert Stephen.

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Speaker 4: Bulls very much.

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Speaker 2: Tresses.

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Speaker 1: What's an the words? What's another word for hair?

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Speaker 4: Locks?

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Speaker 2: Lots?

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Speaker 4: I've actually never heard tresses before that exactly. That's why

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Speaker 4: I knew what you meant from man. Thank you connected

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Speaker 4: to and two but locks.

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Speaker 3: Stephen, your hair looks pretty shiny, it looks healthy.

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Speaker 4: I showered this morning for us, for yourself, for y'all.

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Speaker 4: For I knew I was doing a podcast about my hair.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I gotta watch no.

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Speaker 1: No, no, you like it's gonna be two black girls.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be judging the animate that's well.

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Speaker 4: What shampoo do you use whatever? Three dollars?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no? How what vo five do you use?

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Speaker 2: Head and shoulders?

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Speaker 4: If it's in the shower, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Because you have roommates, you just use yeah, absolutely, you

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Speaker 1: use whatever your roommate has run.

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Speaker 4: Out of, whatever should I have, and then just use

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Speaker 4: whatever they have until I buy more Moroccan oil.

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Speaker 1: When you have the Moroccan oil in the damn shower.

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Speaker 4: So rude.

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Speaker 2: That's expensive too. It's not even cheap.

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Speaker 4: I've never I don't know what that is. I don't

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Speaker 4: think i've ever used that before.

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Speaker 2: Listen, what hair like this?

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Speaker 1: You need to take care of it because you know

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Speaker 1: you got it's blonde.

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Speaker 2: It's like a strawberry blonde. Is this strawberry blind?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's strawberry blonde. It's just dirty blonde.

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Speaker 1: A lot of times if it is on the dirty,

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Speaker 1: it's a dirty ass Blindeyeh.

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Speaker 4: It's been getting darker, especially in the summer, it gets lighter,

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Speaker 4: but you know, it's it's been getting darker ever since

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Speaker 4: I've been getting older, a lot more blonde when I

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Speaker 4: was a kid in high school.

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Speaker 3: This ship was like, boy, yeah, you look like Jonathan

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Speaker 3: Taylor Thomas is as a kid Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

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Speaker 2: Who's that? You don't know who that is?

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Speaker 5: Wow, I'm gonna check his imd please Okay?

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Speaker 1: So wait, So have you always had.

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Speaker 4: Long hair or for a very long time now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You always grew your hair out quite long because it

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Speaker 1: was longer than this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just got to cut. Yeah, like a few

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Speaker 4: weeks ago. It was like down a little bit past

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Speaker 4: my elbow four inches and panteene. Yeah, I donated like

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Speaker 4: once every year, year and a half. That's beautiful long

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Speaker 4: it takes to grow to eight eight inches that they require?

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Speaker 2: Hold on it is? Is you a year to grow

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Speaker 2: eight inches?

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Speaker 1: Send me how many years did it take you?

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Speaker 2: Can?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 4: Just don't burn it and diet that's all you gotta do.

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Speaker 4: Just I don't diet or burn it.

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Speaker 1: Even when I wasn't dying, it wasn't growing eight inches

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Speaker 2: You got to get that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so were you one of these kids that like, like,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't quiet. My parents are actually both military,

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Speaker 4: you thrown it out. Yeah, I remember the The story

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Speaker 4: I got it cut before school. They cut it almost bald,

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Speaker 4: You can grow it out as long as you like.

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Speaker 4: And she didn't think I took that seriously. I took that.

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Speaker 1: What a nice mind. You know.

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Speaker 4: I didn't cut it for five years. It got to

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Speaker 1: Two thousand and eleven, so you probably looked like you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it looked like I was in a band. For

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Speaker 2: You definitely looked like you retired from a Bandit like

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Speaker 4: See it, I see it exactly. I fit the stereotypes.

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Speaker 4: I didn't very much. What you see is what you get.

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Speaker 2: Wait, were you in a band?

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Speaker 4: I was in like a little trio like in high school?

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Speaker 2: What was it called?

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Speaker 4: We were called decades late because played a lot of hands,

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Speaker 4: talent show one time, uh, and then have gates outside

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Speaker 2: Listen, what kind of wings?

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Speaker 1: Was it? Like?

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Speaker 4: A wings? Wings show? All kinds of wings? It's called

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Speaker 4: Wings to Go.

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Speaker 2: Wings to Go?

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Speaker 6: But people would stay yet.

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Speaker 1: To go.

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Speaker 2: There's a band here, so you can stay. Well, you

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Speaker 4: Just seventeen year olds playing Clapton if you want to

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Speaker 4: watch that while you eat your wings?

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Speaker 2: So we would No, I'm here for that.

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Speaker 1: There. I like that that sounds. Can we still go there?

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Speaker 1: Do you think that there's a place where is Wings

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Speaker 1: to Go?

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Speaker 4: Virginia?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want to.

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Speaker 4: I don't Virginia.

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Speaker 3: Even better, if our listeners want to send us a

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Speaker 3: no thing about it.

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Speaker 3: Because man buns, I feel like are kind of new.

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Speaker 4: I never wore a man bun when I was in

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Speaker 2: You just let it go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this was a ponytail.

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Speaker 4: If I ever put it up anything which I.

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Speaker 1: Liked with a part in the middle, with a part

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Speaker 4: No, no, I didn't do that. Now it's a part

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Speaker 4: why I like the man But I feel like it's

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Speaker 4: this nice metamorphosis of like this shit ass ponytail that

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Speaker 2: Do you ever throw it in like a low braid?

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Speaker 4: I can't braid that. Well, I'll let other people braid

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Speaker 1: Stephen, you said it's a metamorphosis of the low ponytails,

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Speaker 1: It is definitely not a freaking butterfly.

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Speaker 4: I feel like the ponytail is that cat pillar and

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Speaker 2: Is that a bit Stephen, No, it's not how I feel.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's a big coming. Just to let

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Speaker 1: you know, Okay, you have to we know. I mean women,

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Speaker 1: I don't like man bones. I think it's not that

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Speaker 1: it's feminine, but I just feel like you're doing a

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Speaker 2: I can't date somebody who has hair longer than me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I understand that. I understand that's a big turn

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Speaker 2: What kind of girls like long hair?

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Speaker 1: Guy?

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Speaker 2: White girls?

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Speaker 1: It's just asking the listeners wanted, but more than just

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Speaker 1: that likes guys that have long hair, Like what does

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Speaker 4: Like the colored hair like that girls with blue and

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Speaker 2: Girls I work at hot topics work a hot.

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Speaker 4: Topic for sure, a lot of piercings. Any anybody that

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Speaker 1: So she likes SNM and stuff like that. Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 2: So are you dating somebody right now?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not, I'm not. I just got out of

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Speaker 4: a long term thing a few months ago.

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Speaker 2: What happened.

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Speaker 1: Actually, it's tired of getting your hair, like pulling your

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Speaker 4: I'm getting sick of that myself. But yeah, no, it was.

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Speaker 4: It was a long time coming. It was a good thing, though.

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Speaker 4: It was a fun thing. I never had a real

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Speaker 2: It was a two year thing.

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Speaker 4: That's a long That was the first first girlfriend ever

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Speaker 4: a good thing, but it was. She liked the long hair,

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Speaker 4: which was nice. She had really long hair herself. I

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Speaker 4: I like the short hair generally. Like I wouldn't say

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Speaker 4: you have short hair. I think your hair is still

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Speaker 2: I meant naturally without this it is short, but he

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Speaker 1: Nah?

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Speaker 2: Noah, okay, that's too much not.

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Speaker 3: Nah okay, So uh what happened? You guys were together

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Speaker 3: for two years? It wasn't your hair, was it?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: I wasn't the hair. Definitely, circum circumstances weren't lining up right.

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Speaker 2: Oh No, that sounds like circumcision. I was gonna say, Wow,

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Speaker 2: you ain't circumsctised. That's what it sounded like. You're gonna say,

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Speaker 2: circumstances weren't adding up right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 4: It came one of those things where it was like

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Speaker 4: can right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's like she's talked about like she was a musician.

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Speaker 4: So she says, you know, I've rearranged my schedule to

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Speaker 4: I got an offer to do this spot so well,

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Speaker 4: I'll do that and then we can hang out afterwards.

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Speaker 2: That's a comedian, that's how it goes.

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Speaker 4: Why that's frustrating for her. But at the same time,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to point now where I got to take

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what it is, look at you focused?

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Speaker 1: I like that. She should be happy that you're really

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Speaker 4: I remember, like three or four months into our relationship,

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Speaker 4: I'm we'll be doing a lot more comedy, so this

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's gonna happen, and be a lot

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Speaker 4: more busy. I basically, like way overestimated how busy I

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Speaker 4: a problem for us, right right, right, that's kind of

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Speaker 1: That's how you know you're doing great comedy. When you

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Speaker 1: fuck it up in your relationship, comedy is booming you

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Speaker 1: about to blow up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: About to be on TV son so late light set h.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean make it worth it? Listen?

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Speaker 4: You don't need love, you got laughter. Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 4: way I'm going now for sure. It's it's a lot

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Speaker 4: more fun not being tied down, just because it's like,

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Speaker 4: after two years, you owe someone a little bit more

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Speaker 2: Because I feel like this is ringing in a lot

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Speaker 2: of people's ears right now. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was with my boyfriend for three years and everything

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Speaker 3: But it was like, nah, dude, like I don't want

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Speaker 1: It was a lot of that.

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Speaker 2: It was a lot of that. But also I was

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I still remember. One of the hardest

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Speaker 6: And when you say hard the night of the week, yeah,

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Speaker 4: This is my first girlfriend, so I don't know how

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Speaker 4: just straight up like, hey don't I don't know if

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Speaker 4: we just see each other anymore. That felt too sociopathic.

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Speaker 4: So I was kind of walking on eggshells, pussy footing

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Speaker 4: I went to work and I met Rihanna at work.

450
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,240
Speaker 4: There I had to come back to my apartment where

451
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,080
Speaker 4: my girlfriend is just moping like she.

452
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,480
Speaker 6: You're you're living, Yeah, you're living on the front Like

453
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:23,200
Speaker 6: it just wasn't the the Rihanna. It's like she's all said,

454
00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,359
Speaker 6: like wiping tears for her face. I was working like it,

455
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:26,600
Speaker 6: you know.

456
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,400
Speaker 2: Rihanna was there.

457
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't even lie about it. Posted a picture

458
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,640
Speaker 4: of it on Facebook before I even got home.

459
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:40,080
Speaker 2: You're like, where, where where where? That's what you were

460
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:40,680
Speaker 2: talking about?

461
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,359
Speaker 3: Well, relationships suck, we get it. Sitting you in a relationship,

462
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,440
Speaker 3: now you know what you talk about?

463
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,040
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, But I mean I also know that

464
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:53,119
Speaker 1: you being a relationship is not bad, Like you just

465
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,920
Speaker 1: need somebody who understands what you're doing is like going

466
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Speaker 1: to be first and the relationship is going to be second.

467
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,320
Speaker 2: That's all that means.

468
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,680
Speaker 1: Like you just need somebody to understand.

469
00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:06,800
Speaker 4: Those people.

470
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,960
Speaker 3: But if you, I mean, I don't like being second.

471
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,800
Speaker 3: It's why I can't get people with kids.

472
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,639
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I know who wants to be second.

473
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,520
Speaker 1: But you know that if you met someone and they

474
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,960
Speaker 1: were doing this before you, that's gonna be first.

475
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:21,879
Speaker 2: That's what that is.

476
00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:24,760
Speaker 1: But people people get in relationships and they're like, well

477
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,400
Speaker 1: we've been together for this long and you're still doing

478
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,040
Speaker 1: this little comedy thing. Like they don't They still don't

479
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,840
Speaker 1: want to be second. They want to be first. But

480
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:39,520
Speaker 1: you will never be first because God is first been

481
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:45,680
Speaker 1: my family, but you're actually third. Let's talk about this hair.

482
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,359
Speaker 1: So what do you do like on a on a

483
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 1: because like black hair is like it takes.

484
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,800
Speaker 2: A long time to wash it. It takes a long

485
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,560
Speaker 2: time to come through it. It's your wholda for it

486
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,680
Speaker 2: to dry it. So what's your wash schedule?

487
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,720
Speaker 4: Like was schedule usually a shower like maybe every other day.

488
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,720
Speaker 2: You shower every other day. You don't shower every day.

489
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,800
Speaker 4: Wash my hair, I mean, but you wash your body

490
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,160
Speaker 4: every day, walk my body just about yeah.

491
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,400
Speaker 2: No, that means he's walking washes every two to three days,

492
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,840
Speaker 2: dirty beige bodies on my great cows. Uh huh, I'm prepared. No,

493
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,359
Speaker 2: he washed his body for you today. He's washed his

494
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,560
Speaker 2: hair and his body.

495
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 1: Okay, So do you shampoo and condition yeah? Or do

496
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,960
Speaker 1: you like sometimes you just do like I'm just gonna

497
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:26,359
Speaker 1: condition it.

498
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,119
Speaker 2: No, I just do.

499
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,040
Speaker 4: I do shampoo and conditioner if I can. That's usually

500
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,200
Speaker 4: that's all it is. I feel like you use some

501
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,160
Speaker 4: more the ends of it though, Yeah.

502
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 1: But I feel like you gotta get it's a little

503
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,760
Speaker 1: it got a little flyaways going on. What your hair

504
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:51,400
Speaker 1: is giving me right now, handsend realness. It is very handsome.

505
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 1: I feel like you could condition a little bit more though,

506
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,640
Speaker 1: because it's it's a little dry in the back.

507
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 2: Silky.

508
00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 1: It is silky, but it's also like dry. I hear,

509
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 1: here is all the silk, and then see that's why you.

510
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 2: Have to go get it done. There's like a highlight

511
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 2: piece right here. Okay, hold on.

512
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,919
Speaker 1: Just for the record, I look up Jonathan Taylor Thomas

513
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: and he was the voice of Simba in The Lion King.

514
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,639
Speaker 2: He was like the sun on Home Improvement. But how

515
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 2: do y'all not know who the hell Simba is?

516
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:22,400
Speaker 1: No, you don't know voices? I mean Justice, Thomas sis Litten,

517
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,280
Speaker 1: thanks for each one. I think he was also like

518
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 1: being in the cupboard. Maybe I might be making that

519
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 1: up anyway, whatever, so hold on, I'm just scrolling through

520
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 1: to see what else he was in.

521
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's a mess at so right?

522
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: What is the like?

523
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 2: Do you trim your hair?

524
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 1: Like?

525
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: Do you get it cut at the salon or you? Yeah?

526
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 4: I usually I really only go like once every year

527
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 4: a year and a half, just get one big chop

528
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,880
Speaker 4: and then send it in and then call it done.

529
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 1: Let me tell you if you went to the Dominicans,

530
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,920
Speaker 1: my man, yo, when you come out, do you ever

531
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 1: blow dye your hair? Ever? Not?

532
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 2: Typically no heat on poor diet. Do you hear?

533
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 3: That's why it's thriving eight inches a year because he

534
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 3: doesn't blow it out.

535
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 4: He used my head like a hair farm. Now it's

536
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 4: just once a year, just sending eight eight inches and

537
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,479
Speaker 4: then grow it back out like a harvest.

538
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

539
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 1: But you can donate hair even though you smoke. Yeah, yeah,

540
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 1: because because when you smoke, it lies in your hair.

541
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: Like you can people know that you do can do

542
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 1: drugs through your hair?

543
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 4: Well yeah, but all your hair is dead anyway, So

544
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,879
Speaker 4: it's like as soon as you cut it off your head.

545
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 2: I don't know you were a scientist. When it lies

546
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: in your hair? Well it does?

547
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 1: It?

548
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 2: Does you learn that from like CSI?

549
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: You do?

550
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 2: The kids are bald and they need weed hair? Wow, Marie.

551
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 4: I read all the record wow. For donations. All it

552
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 4: says is just don't have it dyed and don't have

553
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 4: it straightened, and have it clean. That's all. That's all

554
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 4: they say.

555
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: I think there should be more requirements. Why, like what

556
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,880
Speaker 1: kind of pillow do you sleep on? Is it down?

557
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 2: Like Sidney? Just want some bangs, that's all they want.

558
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 1: So how do you like?

559
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,479
Speaker 2: What do they do with the hair that you donate?

560
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 4: They put it, They put it on wigs. I read

561
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 4: it takes about like I remember reading, it takes like

562
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 4: five or six eight inch ponytails to make like a

563
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 4: proper wig, or at least that's what Pantine was saying.

564
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 4: That's why I used last day line. I feel like

565
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 4: they call it Pantine beautiful lengths. I was sending it

566
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 4: to Locks of Love for a minute, but then everybody

567
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 4: kept telling me that they really usually just resell the hair.

568
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 2: Is that the real team? Do you believe that?

569
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 5: Yeah?

570
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 4: I havefter looking it up. Yeah, a lot of people

571
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 4: I know.

572
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 2: I have hashtag lots for sid So I believe that.

573
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 2: I definitely believe that so much.

574
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: Okay, So Locks for Love is one that like, you

575
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 1: don't trust, so so you only do it through panting.

576
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 4: Now I am. Yeah, last time, last time I did

577
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 4: it because I got a haircut a few months ago.

578
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 4: The one before that, like last year, I sent it

579
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 4: in the Locks of Love just because it was was

580
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 4: used to doing. But now I send it to panting.

581
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 4: Actually make wigs for for grown women, which is good,

582
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 4: not just not kids. They use the wigs for like

583
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 4: adult wigs.

584
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: Is there a different type of wig like for kids.

585
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: It's probably a smaller size. Yeah, it's a smaller size.

586
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 1: When I'm talking about the style, it's probably just like straight.

587
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 1: All people like curls, you know, like the Golden Girl's hair. Yo,

588
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: an old.

589
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 2: Lady's walking around with your hair in a pressing curl

590
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 2: right now? Well, you can't put it.

591
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: They don't put heat on the wigs, do they.

592
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 2: It's human hair. Whatever.

593
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

594
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 2: Well, look at you.

595
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 1: I feel like you're definitely going to heaven just donating

596
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 1: your hair on top of that home.

597
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 2: So how do you donate hair though? Does it send

598
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 2: you like an envelope or something?

599
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 6: Nah?

600
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 4: You just you put it in a ponytail, and as

601
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 4: long as the ponytail is eight inches, you put you

602
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 4: have to use two hair ties, one of the top

603
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 4: and one at the bottom. And as long as that

604
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 4: is eight inches, you cut it off right above the

605
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 4: top top tie or whatever top hair tie.

606
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: They cut eight inches off your That means your hair

607
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 2: was like down to you.

608
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 4: I like I had like a homeless amount of hair before,

609
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 4: a homeless amount. It was past my elbows. Yeah, that

610
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 4: it was.

611
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: But isn't that too, like how do you isn't uncomfortable?

612
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: Like don't you get it? Don't you get caught when

613
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: you're like laying down?

614
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 4: Is what they get dominated? Because it's like it was

615
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 4: getting too long. I need to send it in because

616
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 4: I think I was just waiting on it for a

617
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 4: while just because I didn't think I was going to

618
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 4: make the eight inches. I'm always afraid that I'm going

619
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 4: to get it cut and it's going to be like

620
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 4: above my shoulders. I hate how that looks. I do

621
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 4: not like having hair above my shoulders. I like having

622
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 4: it fall.

623
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like when it sells your shoulders, it's

624
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: very trailer park.

625
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 2: But I could be wrong.

626
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 4: I remember getting a haircut and they just cut it

627
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 4: like straight across, like above my shoulder.

628
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 2: You look like, yeah, disgusting.

629
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 4: Yeah look never again.

630
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 1: So you have this this long hair. How is it

631
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 1: in the bedroom when you throw it over your shoulder?

632
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 2: While Yeah, I need.

633
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 4: Make sure I have condoms and hair ties on me.

634
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: Condoms in the hairtyme.

635
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: That's an album, gandas hair. That's your that's right there, dude,

636
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you gotta use that. That's you right there, dude,

637
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 2: that's your comedy album.

638
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 4: That's good. Yeah, you're right though. Yeah, you gotta hold

639
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 4: it back and I can't see ship.

640
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: Okay, but but some girls will. Actually, some pornos I've seen.

641
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: The guy has his hair and it's kind of like

642
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: very I don't know, like kid rockish, Like it's on the.

643
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 2: Side of their shoulder.

644
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 1: It's on the side of their head, side of their

645
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 1: shoulder while they're like banging it out and like he's

646
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: just bringing putting his hand, his hands through his fingers,

647
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 1: fingers through his hair.

648
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: Did you wash his porn this morning?

649
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: Because he's running his hair and his fingers through his

650
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: hair and he's like it over one shoulder.

651
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you do that? Not?

652
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 4: Really, you're too neat. You're being neat with.

653
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: It, dude, dot murmid Yeah, did you see that? Oh

654
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 1: my god, guys, listeners, if you just saw what the

655
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: areop he just did, little Murman.

656
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get that in slow mo. Yeah for you. Oh,

657
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: we're posting that, my bood that we're posting that was beautiful.

658
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 2: Way can you do that one more time?

659
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

660
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 2: Of course.

661
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 4: Do you want to get on film?

662
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: You want?

663
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 2: You just want to say, yeah, that was perfect. Oh

664
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 2: my gosh, I'm gonna try to do that later. Okay,

665
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 2: not gonna look like that. Okay.

666
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: So sex is fine. Do you have women playing your hair?

667
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? For sure, that's why I that's half the reason

668
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 4: I keep it around.

669
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: Really.

670
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 6: Yeah.

671
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: Sure.

672
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 2: Do you like people playing in your Absolutely? No, I

673
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: think that's it's weird.

674
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: I want people playing in my hair unless you're just

675
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: gonna like hit it with some coconut oil on the scalp.

676
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: Don't touch my hair but.

677
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: You know, I see people like in relationships and the

678
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: guys like touching the girl's hair and he's running his fingers.

679
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: Like I don't find that sexy, but you like when

680
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: women do that?

681
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it a turn on? It's just more like, oh,

682
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 2: it feels good.

683
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 4: It's it's both. It feels good, especially if they they

684
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 4: start doing that scalp ship when they start scratching your

685
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 4: scalp that that's.

686
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: That's like dandruf underneath my nails. No, I can't know

687
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: that's too much.

688
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 4: But you know, like when you go get like a

689
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 4: shampoo or some of the salon they do that ship

690
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 4: where they do that, it's that it's like a diet

691
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 4: version of that, and it feels great.

692
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 2: But then you're gonna have to tip me bro, you

693
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 2: know if I'm doing that.

694
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,479
Speaker 4: No, playing with the hairs, yeah, wait, playing with hair

695
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 4: is at least showing it.

696
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 3: Does your hair get caught in things? Like have you

697
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 3: ever gotten your hair caught in like a train door

698
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 3: or like somebody? That's Marie's life right there.

699
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 4: That is my life.

700
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 2: It's anything.

701
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: No, not.

702
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 4: Usually my hair is usually I usually wear it up

703
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 4: if I'm traveling.

704
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 2: Because it's flat too.

705
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: It's not like big like Marie's hair is when it

706
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: comes out, so like you're more prone to getting caught

707
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: people in the face.

708
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 2: With my hair regularly. Your hair's rue, Ima, it's very

709
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: rude face all the time.

710
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 4: That's my problem because I'll do some wait.

711
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: See that is my number one pet peeve. I hate

712
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: when people flip their hair and you don't look back.

713
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: Can you please look back before you flip, because then

714
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: you're hitting me in in the eye.

715
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 2: And when you had the longer hair, you were flipping

716
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 2: it and hitting people. Oh no, no, no no. I

717
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 2: would keep it straight.

718
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 4: When it comes to that because I hate getting hit

719
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 4: in the face. But at the same time, if I

720
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 4: flip my hair and someone gets mad at me, I

721
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 4: don't think like, yeah, you're in a splash. Donge get

722
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 4: the fuck out of the way.

723
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: Listen. I'm very particular about my hair when it's straight,

724
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: so I would always have it come to the front.

725
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: I would never flip it back because then it would

726
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: like it would be unbalanced, and then there would be

727
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: parts that would be thinner than on the one side.

728
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 2: And the sound like a problem.

729
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't do you know what I mean?

730
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: I don't do the flip. I think that's very Caucasian.

731
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 2: So yes, just hey, can we talk about work? Where

732
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: are you working with this long ass kid rock?

733
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 4: You can walk anywhere a barista.

734
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: It's see that sounds like where you should.

735
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think that's nasty because you can

736
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: get hair in the food or drink.

737
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 4: Now it's tied up.

738
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: It's always you need a hair net. Man probably, but

739
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 2: then he needs a net his beard. He got a beard.

740
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 2: Hairs too. Yeah, really, but actually, your beard looks very nice.

741
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 2: It looks very It looks good. Let's talk about the beard.

742
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: What came first?

743
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: The hair with the beard, the hair, hair, the haf

744
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: for a while, the hair, Yeah, it looked like it

745
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: just finally grew in properly. This beard, it looked like

746
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: you struggled with it for years, like you've been taking

747
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: your vitamins and praying and hoping that it would come

748
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: in properly.

749
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 4: I remember my dad told me I'd be thirty before

750
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 4: I get a goatee, and I believed him because as

751
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 4: my dad, you know, he would know better than anybody else.

752
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 4: But it took forever to get this. It looks like

753
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 4: it's finally, like speak by the time I got like

754
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 4: all this and a little bit that was supposed to

755
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 4: be where my mustache is a little bit that was

756
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 4: coming in was all blonde.

757
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: You don't have a mustache. What's going on with that

758
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: mustache that.

759
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 4: I'd rather shave it off and just keep the keep

760
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 4: the chin strap.

761
00:30:55,560 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 2: You know, like it's very it's very like I'm a

762
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: shruck band.

763
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard amiss James Vanderbeek.

764
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: I usually don't like guys who have beards and no mustache,

765
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: but this works for you. This definitely works because you

766
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: and you don't have a mustache. It makes you look

767
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: really young. So sometimes when men are like older men

768
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: have no mustache at all, I'm like when you front

769
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: creepy when you walk down the street to people be

770
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: screamed things that you like Jepeddiah, what.

771
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 4: Nah, I've never gotten Amish cat called Sachar Ryan's good

772
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 4: to Pennsylvania and.

773
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: See that, Stephen, I want to bring it back. Growing up,

774
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: did you ever get lice? Uh?

775
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 4: No, not that I remember.

776
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: Oh that's blessed for you, because in middle school, Yo,

777
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: they would have like every other month it would be

778
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: like somebody got light. Uh, nobody could go to school

779
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: tomorrow because we got to get this lighted as you

780
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: went to a dirty school. No, it's a dirty school.

781
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 3: It's we didn't have light scares of I mean I

782
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 3: didn't because black people don't get like.

783
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, black people don't get like. They can't. They can't

784
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 2: the boiled the coil in her hair life dorot like

785
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 2: our hair, and I'm cool with hair.

786
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 3: With lice is racist. Life don't live here no more.

787
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 3: LICEE hasn't gentrified our scalps yet, and I'm cool with that.

788
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: So wait, you didn't meet anybody who's ever had lice before.

789
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 4: I'm sure I met someone, but I can't think of

790
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 4: like in.

791
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 2: School, like that never happened, because if you had got licensed.

792
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 4: Wouldn't you check for lice when I was a kid,

793
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 4: But I never had them.

794
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 2: So maybe lice is just like an early like two

795
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: thousands sing then lice?

796
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: Is it?

797
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 4: T Yeah?

798
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: Yes, it is was real hot when around.

799
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to google that and I'm gonna or I'm

800
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: gonna tweet it out and be like, when's the last

801
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: time you heard anybody getting lice?

802
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 2: License? Crabs? Nobody has gotten crabs.

803
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: Or crab like over ten years, dude, I've never had crabs,

804
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: No me, neither you have, all right, sending that wink.

805
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: Shut up, Oh you're such a bitch. Never had crabs

806
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: or life, sir? Just what you know?

807
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 3: So have you ever gone u to your job and

808
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: somebody said something about your hair or said they found

809
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 3: hair in their food and you were like, that's not

810
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 3: my color or that's not me.

811
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 4: No, I've never had someone complain that they find hair

812
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 4: in the food. I have people comments on my hair

813
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 4: all the time.

814
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 2: What kind of things do they say?

815
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 4: There's nice things, you know, especially sometimes I'll just wear

816
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 4: it down for like half a second, especially likely when

817
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 4: I get off work and I'll just hop on the

818
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 4: other side of the bar and just show for a second,

819
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 4: and they don't even recognize me. So I wear my

820
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 4: hair and a pony or in the bun. So often

821
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 4: people like the.

822
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: Bun like people compliment you on the bun. Yeah, I

823
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: find that hard to believe.

824
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 4: Only a few people do. They like the top knot

825
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 4: more than they like the bottom knot.

826
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I like the bottom knot. The top

827
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: knot is obnoxious and I think it's just too much.

828
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 4: That's why I like the top knot. It's as obnoxious because.

829
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: The low knot is like librarian. You can't talk here

830
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 2: like that low knot.

831
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 4: Right, that's like the well I have to wear the

832
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 4: low knock because I have to wear a hat while

833
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 4: I'm working.

834
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: When you're you're one of those baristas that have like

835
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: a visor, no, not a hat like a regular.

836
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: If you have advisor and he can't wear the bun, okay, yeah, sorry.

837
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 4: Actually I'm a buy advisor, like one of those clear.

838
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: You should It was a bun. That's such a good look.

839
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 4: That's gonna be fun condoms and uh condoms visors and

840
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 4: hair tis.

841
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 2: Yes, you should do that. Oh bye.

842
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 3: Wait so right, So the low bun. When I see

843
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 3: people with that, I think, uh, like librarian. But when

844
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 3: you put it up in the top knot, I feel

845
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 3: like that's like cool, uh gentrified Brooklyn Artisanal mayonnaise.

846
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 2: That low bun. Low bun feels very gas station to me.

847
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, low bun feels very I don't know, it feels

848
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 4: very pretentious to me. That's why I don't pretend. You know,

849
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 4: the lowbun is approachable. I feel like you're approachable with this.

850
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yea, yeah yeah. Low bun is like I

851
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 2: might dave black women. Yeah, low bun, no bun, I

852
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: can ask you for directions. It's like, hey, do you

853
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 2: know how to get to dunkin Donuts? Like that, I

854
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 2: feel you.

855
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 3: I can talk about this, like, yeah, you won't take

856
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 3: a left rat here and then the b.

857
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 2: Of the rat.

858
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 4: I always just did the high bun just because it

859
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 4: was easier for all my hair to reach this. This

860
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 4: the like crown in my head that was for to

861
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 4: reach the bottom of my head because the hair from

862
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 4: the front wasn't reach And initially when I started putting.

863
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 2: My hair in, how long it is? He just threw

864
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 2: a back for his ladies.

865
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: High bun feels larry like you're you might be in

866
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: first class.

867
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 2: Low bun is very coach you like in the back,

868
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 2: it's more approachable.

869
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 4: I guess I got.

870
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 2: Very on the bus.

871
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 4: Every day.

872
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 2: One is on the bus and high bun is on

873
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 2: the amtrak. Okay, what about fashion? What do you wear

874
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: with these?

875
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: Uh?

876
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 2: Different? What does a bun hair with?

877
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh anything, I'm going to say. No, I'm going

878
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 1: to say a lot of button downs is a no

879
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: with a high bun. Dude, It's all I wear. Man,

880
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: It's very stereotypical. I'm aware of that, but it looks

881
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: I get compliments on it. It became because I used

882
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: to work at a barbecue restaurant in our whole really

883
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: with barbecue restaurant's called blue Smoke on that's a good way,

884
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: and they have jazz there.

885
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 2: It's kind of expensive though, you got to you gotta

886
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 2: print your electric bass back out of it. Do you

887
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 2: have a hook up there? Can me and Marie come through?

888
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 4: Probably not a right.

889
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 2: You can do nothing for us. I got fired.

890
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 4: I've been no, I quit. I've been out the game

891
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 4: for too long. But I know a few managers. One

892
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 4: of my buddies that I started with as a manager

893
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 4: there now so maybe what's his name? Catch a jazz show?

894
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 4: Alex Johnson?

895
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 2: May? Hey, what up? Alex? Alex is our man?

896
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: Now?

897
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 4: Hey boo working in and see you come to see

898
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 4: some mingus Mondays?

899
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 2: Oh it's on Mondays. Let's go next Monday.

900
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, come down every Monday.

901
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 2: I'm here for it.

902
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 4: Learning the button down with the bun because our work

903
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 4: uniform was always just plaid button downs barbecue restaurants. Everyone

904
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 4: had to wear plaid button downs. I remember wearing. I

905
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 4: never liked the man, but I was working at the

906
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 4: at the time. I'd never worn a man boy before.

907
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 4: I think it was less than like a year living

908
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 4: in the city. I wore a bun on a Sunday,

909
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 4: just calling it Sunday bun Day.

910
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love that.

911
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 4: I was bored. And then everyone was like, that looks

912
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 4: so much better wear that instead of And I'm like,

913
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 4: all right, yeah, I think I can do that. You know, y'all,

914
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 4: whenever one agrees on something, I'll listen to him. So

915
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 4: I started wearing start wearing the bun, the top knot

916
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 4: a lot more, and then that that's kind of where

917
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 4: that was born from.

918
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like a top bun

919
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: is I feel like you're going to take You're going

920
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: to take longer in the shower.

921
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 2: It feels very high maintenance, look healthy. His hair is, dude,

922
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 2: it feels like, oh my god, and he's twisting it.

923
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 4: Lady.

924
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: It feels like you would ask me a lot of questions,

925
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: like when we're on a date when you wear a

926
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: high bund, I don't like high buns.

927
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 2: Looks good. It looks good.

928
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 4: I like it, thank you, dude. It gets off my neck.

929
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,439
Speaker 4: That's why that's hot. Not is such a fucking great

930
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 4: thing because the low bun's fine. But this, like my

931
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 4: neck can finally breathe.

932
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 2: I feel like you should have some tattoos though.

933
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 4: I need more tattoos. You want more tattoos. I got

934
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 4: these two. I got the eyeballs on my wrist, and

935
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 4: I got one tattoo on my back.

936
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: But I feel like you need an eight ball going

937
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: across your neck. That's what you should do, like pair

938
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: as well with that bun. And I also feel like

939
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: you should be sleeveless when you wear a high bun. Sleeveless, Yeah, no, sleeves.

940
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: Can kind of see that very king of the hill.

941
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: You're doing a lot.

942
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: I am what's the end goal with the hair? Like

943
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 2: we want to like we just gonna keep growing it out.

944
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I figure I'm just gonna keep it long. I figure, honestly,

945
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep it long until I have a kid

946
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 4: and then uh, and then I'll probably cut it. Why

947
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 4: because I don't think I don't want to.

948
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: You don't think he's gonna respect you if you have

949
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: a but exactly, go to your road out of here.

950
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 2: You got a bun.

951
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 4: Smoking, Oh my god, exactly I'm gonna keep it, keep

952
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 4: it long until I have a kid and have to

953
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 4: stop fucking around, and then probably cut it. Then you

954
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 4: can't want to cut.

955
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: You can't throw the diaper bag on the shoulder because

956
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 1: the hair might get caught. Diaper bag strap is Also

957
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 1: if you put the baby in the little baby Bjorn

958
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: the little baby backpack and he's like pulling on your hair,

959
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 1: you don't look like a man.

960
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Plus my I was raised in a military

961
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 4: town too, so it's like, I don't know. I know

962
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 4: none of the men I knew growing up had long hair.

963
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 4: They're all short, buzz cuting.

964
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 2: But that's okay. I like what you're doing.

965
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think it's more like me projecting. Yeah,

966
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 4: I don't think I respect dudes with long hair.

967
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 2: Be the change, the change.

968
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: I like this.

969
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 2: I think when you have a kid, you should keep

970
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 2: the bun.

971
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: You said you respect dudes with long hair a lot less. Yeah,

972
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: just coming from somebody with long hair.

973
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 4: I don't like dudes with ponytails. I don't think people

974
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 4: know that.

975
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: That's one of my You wearing a topknot, but you

976
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: have problems with ponytails. See, I don't see what the

977
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: difference is just that I feel like it's the same,

978
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: just like I do with a top, not talking down

979
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: on people with punny Yeah, it's.

980
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 4: Only because I know who you are. I know why

981
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 4: you're doing that. We're on the same team. You can't

982
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 4: fool me. I know what you're doing. It's hot. I

983
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 4: don't know.

984
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: Do you do you ever do like a half up

985
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 2: half down? Or is it always? Oh, that's terrible? Does

986
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 2: I don't do the half of Yeah, that's gross.

987
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 4: It turns into like a pony bun if my shit

988
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 4: starts falling out, if I don't keep track of it,

989
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden they turn around, like

990
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 4: half my hair is out the bun and half of

991
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 4: it's still in the bun. But that's only if I

992
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 4: don't keep track of it and I've been working or something.

993
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: I have a personal question, what's that? Have you ever

994
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: like cried with your hair down, like a little cry

995
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: and then and then put and put your hair back

996
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,240
Speaker 1: behind your ear while you're crying.

997
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 2: Have you done that before?

998
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: Because I see girls do that all the time, like

999
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: they're like trying to move their hair around while they're

1000
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: like crying.

1001
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 2: Have you done that?

1002
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

1003
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 4: My money.

1004
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 2: Yeah you got before, not in the streets, not in public.

1005
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: You're like, no, no, no, I'm taking this inside.

1006
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll fucking bottle that ship until I get home.

1007
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's how you That's how a real man, crary.

1008
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 4: Ship, bottle that ship until you get home. Before probably

1009
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 4: like a month ago, what happened the breakup? Y breakup,

1010
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 4: crying for a little while.

1011
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 2: I know, not in your breakup, you met Rihanna. Also

1012
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: she's sick now, so I.

1013
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 4: Know she looked great. Yeah, I know, that's well. The

1014
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 4: thing with the breakup that was hard was I was

1015
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 4: the breaker upper. So it's like initially it's like this

1016
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 4: weight that's relieved off of you, but then it fucks

1017
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 4: with you later in ways that you're not anticipating, especially

1018
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 4: as someone who's never been in a relationship before, broken

1019
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 4: up with someone before.

1020
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes this is a perfect time. Man like you out here,

1021
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: you got your man bun thriving, like you know, there's

1022
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 1: somebody out here for you. So now you can chill.

1023
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 2: You don't have to worry about having you know, the obligation,

1024
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: you don't have to buy gifts, like that's true.

1025
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: Christmas is gonna come.

1026
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 3: Like I had a boyfriend for three years and everything

1027
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,439
Speaker 3: Sydney is saying that you don't have to worry about

1028
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 3: as a single person. I didn't worry about when I

1029
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 3: was in a relationship, so that's probably why I't got

1030
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 3: no man now. But I'm not here living my.

1031
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 2: Best single life. And uh, you know, maybe he's better

1032
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 2: for it. He probably yeah, yeah.

1033
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's how I feel too. You I shamelessly

1034
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 4: stalk my ex on Facebook for the.

1035
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 2: Do you okay, how does it feel when you're stalking?

1036
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it for a little checking with my

1037
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 2: X while you talk about it. It's pay well.

1038
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 4: Last time I checked, like, I seen she's a musician,

1039
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 4: and I check her page and she has like all

1040
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 4: these tour dates up for her man. For like half

1041
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 4: a second, I felt this like twins of jealousy that

1042
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 4: she's doing all this cool ship, and then I felt

1043
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 4: relieved because I'm like, she's doing way more now than

1044
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 4: she ever did when we were in a relationship.

1045
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 2: And do you think that's because of you?

1046
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: Because she's probably throwing herself into work now, or if

1047
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: she's a smart ex, she just threw up all them

1048
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: dates and it's not even real dates to make it

1049
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: look like maybe I don't so you think she's doing ship.

1050
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know. I hope she's doing so, Like, hell,

1051
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 4: no she is.

1052
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 2: I'm sure she is. I'm joking. I'm glad she know.

1053
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 2: But you know what, I'm glad that she's doing stuff

1054
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 2: me too. Without you.

1055
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: I mean, artists need to go off and do artistry

1056
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: all the time now, Artists need to feel pain to

1057
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: release dope art.

1058
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: Remember now that album where that she was talking about

1059
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 2: that dude, bro, that is what.

1060
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 4: I'm worried about. Is hearing my fucking songs that she's

1061
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 4: gonna write about me. She writes, moody sad music. Really well,

1062
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 4: I might add it's going to crush. Oh, it's gonna crush.

1063
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 4: There's gonna be great songs.

1064
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 2: But you helped her.

1065
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: You should be like, yeah, I did that, Like you

1066
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: should take full response, but like, yeah, that's me.

1067
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 4: When you hear that, that's me. That's what you did

1068
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 4: talk about me. Right now, we'll see, we'll see. I

1069
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 4: feel like I fucked up a lot towards the end,

1070
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,959
Speaker 4: I'm about to be a holy pe Oh.

1071
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: Wait, would you would you fuck up? What were you doing?

1072
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 4: She just like it was a two year thing. I

1073
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 4: felt like my first year, like my boyfriend game was unbelievable.

1074
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 2: First year. Yeah, you were like, what were you doing?

1075
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 2: Flowers for no reason?

1076
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 4: Flowers for no reason? My gift game was off the chart.

1077
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 4: What kind of gifts like just knocking out the park

1078
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 4: for Christmas? Valentines?

1079
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 2: Okay, let me hear it. Let me hear one of

1080
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: the gifts I remember, you know, you know what really

1081
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 2: got her.

1082
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 4: I remember one day I was working. I used to work,

1083
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 4: you know, I said, I went, I worked at the gym.

1084
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 4: I worked at the kids club of the gym, and

1085
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 4: so I worked with kids all day. So I made

1086
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 4: her a cootie catcher. You know, you remember when the

1087
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 4: catcher with a bunch of like cute ship written inside

1088
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 4: of it about like your mom doesn't appreciate all the

1089
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 4: ship you do for her, like stuff like that, just

1090
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 4: like nice ship that. I know she wants to hear that.

1091
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 4: Yeah that was a gift. Like what is this that's

1092
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 4: a weekday afternoon?

1093
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 2: Okay, that's I'm yeah, I'm talking about like Valentine.

1094
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: What did you get her for Christmas?

1095
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 2: Or Valentine? Was one of those games.

1096
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 4: Remember on Valentine's Day, She's been talking about wanting to

1097
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 4: go fishing for like forever wanted to go fishing, wanted to.

1098
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was definitely a different breed woman because I'm

1099
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: not trying to Valentine's Day and fishing.

1100
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 2: No, that's not gonna work for me.

1101
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 4: No, she was a keeper.

1102
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: She uh.

1103
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 4: She uh, yeah, she want to go fishing. So I

1104
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 4: bought her. I bought two fishing rods. Ye are cheap,

1105
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 4: and then some lines, some hooks, all that garb, some bait.

1106
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 4: You had to get worms and whatnot. Okay, bought worms

1107
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 4: for a girl. And then uh, that's hot, it's super hot.

1108
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 4: And then uh, and then we went out fishing. That

1109
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 4: was really fun. Uh what else do we get Christmas?

1110
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 4: I remember getting her. I didn't. I was kind of

1111
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 4: just tapped out. I didn't know what to get her.

1112
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 4: I got her a two hundred dollars gift card Guitar

1113
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 4: Center because I knew.

1114
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: That is a good gift.

1115
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 2: That's a good yip and guitar money to make new

1116
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 2: thing about you now.

1117
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 4: I made her a bong our first year together.

1118
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 2: Made her How did you do that with an apple?

1119
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: No?

1120
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 4: I know it was legit, Do not talk down. It

1121
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 4: was old. I can't remember what the fun kind of

1122
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 4: bottle it was. I got in this phase where I

1123
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 4: wasn't doing comedy. I was just making bong. So I

1124
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 4: was bored and did you No, I'm not eying about that.

1125
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't bring us gifts the Queens coocie cutters.

1126
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, what I'll bring you guys unofficial expert bonge the Yes,

1127
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 4: we appreciate that. Absolutely. I didn't think of it, but

1128
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 4: I will soon. But her bong was. It was this big,

1129
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 4: big bottle and it had her band's logo that I

1130
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 4: engraved on the front, like a glass with a glass

1131
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 4: etcher I engraved in the front. It was an intricate

1132
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 4: fucking logo. Yeah, that's how you make the bong. And

1133
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 4: you can draw ship on it. Usually you just write

1134
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 4: your name on whatever it is, but you can draw ship.

1135
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 4: So I etched her band's name and logo on the

1136
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 4: front of this bong, uh, and then gave it to

1137
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 4: her for a birthday that was her first birthday, and

1138
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 4: then also got her uh.

1139
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: That was her.

1140
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 4: She liked to make edibles because she's a singer, but

1141
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 4: she's also a big pothead, so she didn't like to smoke,

1142
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 4: so she always made edibles, so I bought her like

1143
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 4: a High Times cooking book. Look at that recipes.

1144
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: You're thoughtful as a motherfucker, Like that is, that's impressive.

1145
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: And then the second year you were like, nah, all

1146
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 2: that ship I did the first year? Can I hold

1147
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 2: me over? I got your two birthday gives last year,

1148
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: us one of them this.

1149
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 4: Year exactly, I'm not gonna.

1150
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: Listen.

1151
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: You can't keep that up. That's why you got to

1152
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 2: start low.

1153
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 4: And then at me last Valentine's Day, we did because

1154
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,479
Speaker 4: she said I spent too much money, which was a funny.

1155
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: That's beautiful that she said that, but she was really

1156
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: being like, you didn't spend enough, That's what she was saying.

1157
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 4: Her issue was like I was about to get a

1158
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 4: thoughtful gift for Valentine's Day. She's been talking about wanting

1159
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 4: to get a like electric scooter for like a minute.

1160
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 2: I wanted an electric scooter.

1161
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 4: Can't give anyone?

1162
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: Can we fake day?

1163
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 4: And you give me one?

1164
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: And then I break up with you and scoot out

1165
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: of your life.

1166
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 4: Scooters are like three three fifty four dollar, So yeah,

1167
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 4: I'm like, funk, what am I going to do? And

1168
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 4: then she and then like a week or two before

1169
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day. She was like, let's not spend too much

1170
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 4: money on Valentine's I'm like, fucking perfect, let's not.

1171
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: That's too much for Valentine Day. Anything that's like a

1172
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 1: birthday gift.

1173
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 4: Yeah right. I ended up spending one fifty. And then

1174
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 4: she asked me how much money I spent on her gifts.

1175
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 2: Why was she?

1176
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 4: I don't know, she could have googled.

1177
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 2: And found out. Why would she as that's that's like

1178
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 2: asking somebody how much they pay for rent. Yeah.

1179
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 4: Well, that's what made me feel bad was her Valentine's

1180
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 4: Day gift was fucking great. What she gets here. She

1181
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 4: got me some Doc Martins and I love wearing how

1182
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 4: much of Doc Martins. They're not cheap, they're pretty expensive cheap.

1183
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 4: And then she got me the one that blew me away.

1184
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 4: She got me a It was a it was a

1185
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 4: ring pop inside this little ring box and on the

1186
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 4: front of the box said I love you so much.

1187
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 4: I want da da da da dell like she's gonna

1188
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 4: propose me. And then you open the ring box and

1189
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: it's just like one of the candy ring pops.

1190
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 2: I love.

1191
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 4: But here's the thing she had, like carved out the

1192
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 4: middle of it into a little bowl filled the ring

1193
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 4: pop full of coke and on the inside the box.

1194
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 2: I said, okay, you lost me there, you lost me

1195
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,240
Speaker 2: at the coke bro Well.

1196
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 4: JK, let's do coke. That is an amazing Yeah.

1197
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 2: You are never gonna find a girl like that, you

1198
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: never again.

1199
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to carve out

1200
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: a ring motherfucking pop and cocaine and that means she

1201
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: had to pay.

1202
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 2: For the cocaine the ring pop. You should have married

1203
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 2: this bitch. What's wrong would you do? Get your man

1204
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 2: bud ass out of here? You failed at everything?

1205
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: My man?

1206
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:31,959
Speaker 2: Wait, so what are some I'm overwhelmed. It's ever gonna

1207
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 2: get you a gift like that ever.

1208
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 4: I have to buy my own corie.

1209
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 2: Have you been in love like that to do that cobody?

1210
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 2: I've never done that.

1211
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: I've never like There's not one person I would have

1212
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: thought to do that. I'll get you a ring pop,

1213
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: but it'll be in the little ring pop bag.

1214
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: I'm definitely not buying you. It'll be a little bit crushed.

1215
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 2: I'll probably lick it and then put it back in

1216
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 2: the bag.

1217
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: If I buy you coke, I'm gonna do half of

1218
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 1: it and then give you the bag.

1219
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 2: There was coking this. There's a coke residue. Coke residual

1220
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 2: revenue from Valentine just breathing near my mouth. You get

1221
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: some of his coke too.

1222
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 3: Oh man, So cocaine makes me ask I want to

1223
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 3: ask you, what are some like common stereotypes that people

1224
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 3: have about guys with long hair.

1225
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 4: Stoner is a big one. That's which is true. That's

1226
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 4: why I wanted to start smoking weed that had long hair.

1227
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 4: Before I ever started smoking weed, I remember in high

1228
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 4: school people would crack stoner jokes all the time. I

1229
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 4: would just go with it because it was good for Yeah,

1230
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 4: yeah exactly. And then at some point I'm like, I'm

1231
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 4: lying all these people. I gotta start smoking weed, and

1232
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 4: I gotta stop being dishonest. So I started smoking weed.

1233
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 6: To stay honest, to stay honest, yeah exactly, to be

1234
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 6: virtuous hilarious?

1235
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 2: What else people call people?

1236
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: I feel like people think that like white dudes with

1237
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: long hair are like kind of red nikkye. No, it

1238
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: depends on the depends on the greater hair, because if

1239
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: your hair is stringy and oily, that is rednick But

1240
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: the way you have the volume, it could tell like

1241
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: you know your daddy's you have a mother like.

1242
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 2: Also, the beard that you have with this hair doesn't

1243
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: scream Rednick.

1244
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: I mean rednick beard is like different. But then again,

1245
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: if I see you in like a vest a puffer vest,

1246
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: you could look like a Rednick.

1247
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. It's very versatile.

1248
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 2: It depends on what you gotta w when else.

1249
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 3: One of some other things that people I mean, you

1250
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 3: used to work with kids and you had long hair.

1251
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 2: Did you feel like people were looking at you like

1252
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 2: it took it took.

1253
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 4: A while, Yeah, for them to like adjust to that.

1254
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 4: It was the only saving grace was that I'm great

1255
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 4: with kids. So it was like their parents would come

1256
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 4: back and the kids would be stoked. I don't want

1257
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 4: to leave.

1258
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 2: Well, you are right, you seem like a kid you

1259
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 2: get you have like my.

1260
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 4: Dad's been an elementary school principle since I was a

1261
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 4: little kid. Yeah, you like, I'm used to hanging around

1262
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 4: with little kids. I feel like a large child most

1263
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 4: of the time.

1264
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: Yes, you're very youthful. You have like giving me youth lived.

1265
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 4: About like the musk shaving off the mustang. It makes

1266
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 4: you look a lot younger. I feel Like that helped

1267
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 4: a lot when I was working in the kids club,

1268
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 4: because like, people don't like seeing dudes in childcare. But

1269
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 4: then you see some young dude with a bun and

1270
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 4: no mustache, Yeah, kind of fits a little bit better.

1271
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: But then I'll be like, does he change his sheets though,

1272
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: because like.

1273
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 4: My parents don't give a fucking change. I just don't

1274
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 4: think about that his damn sheet. Make sure my kids

1275
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 4: still breathing when I come back, right, Okay.

1276
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 2: Don't give him to me in three pieces? Okay? So

1277
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 2: what else?

1278
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 3: What can you tell us about, uh, the life of

1279
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 3: the man bun dude in twenty seventeen that you think.

1280
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 4: People don't know, Like, uh, my next a lot hotter

1281
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 4: than most people think. Uh, they don't realize how tactical

1282
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 4: the man bun is. It's not often a fashion statement

1283
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 4: is mostly just so I don't overheat walking around the city.

1284
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 2: And that's for you.

1285
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 1: But I've seen a lot of these dudes like they

1286
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: got mad product in it, Like you could tell that

1287
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: they can have a certain they got designs and ship

1288
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: and then they shave, they shave the back of they

1289
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: hair like it's a lot going on.

1290
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 4: You don't respect those man, but I always I feel

1291
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 4: like you should only be allowed to wear a man

1292
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 4: bun if the hair from the front of your head

1293
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 4: in the back of your head reaches the whole fucking bun.

1294
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 4: I don't like the shaved side things. It's pussy to me.

1295
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 4: Like when you see like dudes with like the little

1296
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 4: fucking buns, it look like a larger marble on the

1297
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 4: top of it. Yeah, that ship looks pathetic.

1298
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: They're ruining the man, these dudes that got dream catchers

1299
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 1: like hanging from their buns.

1300
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 2: It's a lot going on.

1301
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, they're ruining for the rest of us that

1302
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 4: actually need the man bunch.

1303
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: It's necessary, it's a need. Okay, he don't die, got it?

1304
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Do you hear that they need their

1305
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: man buns?

1306
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 2: Dude, they don't want to overheat some of us too. Well, okay,

1307
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 2: so tell me what neighborhood you live in. That you

1308
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 2: because you're in Brooklyn with this man.

1309
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm in Crown Heights, Brownsville.

1310
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 2: So what of the what are the people saying to

1311
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 2: you on the street.

1312
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 4: Well, they don't say ship to me.

1313
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 2: They don't say shit to You's the way you said

1314
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 2: is like you own the blood. They don't say shit

1315
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 2: to me, don't speak.

1316
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: No, I mean that.

1317
00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 4: More mean that they just ignore me.

1318
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: Ah, they don't even see you. Ya Okay, they don't

1319
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 1: notice you know. Okay, Yeah, you blend in with the

1320
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: bodega cats.

1321
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 4: Got it guys though, But I'll talk to bodega guys

1322
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,280
Speaker 4: all day. They're really nicely.

1323
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,240
Speaker 2: I mean they be bored.

1324
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're bored. They're fun now they think they don't.

1325
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 4: They don't care too much. They've never talked to me

1326
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 4: about my hair before. I've had women in the bow

1327
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 4: Dagga yell at me about my hair. They said, you

1328
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 4: don't need it.

1329
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: I love I love these ladies. I don't know, but

1330
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 2: they're blessed.

1331
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 4: Let me have your hair. You don't need it, yeah, dude.

1332
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: Like so like, if I want to get one of

1333
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: these pantene wigs. Hat where do I go to get

1334
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 1: one of these panteen whigs?

1335
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't look that far.

1336
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 2: And don't you have to have cancer or something? I

1337
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 2: thought I just had to have money. No, I thought

1338
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 2: you people with cancers.

1339
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 4: It is for women who go to chemotherapy. Yeah.

1340
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 3: No, I spoke to a guy who has long hair

1341
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,760
Speaker 3: and he cut I think about eight inches off also,

1342
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 3: but he said he sold it and I was like,

1343
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 3: you sold your hair and he was like, yeah, I

1344
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 3: got bills.

1345
00:54:59,080 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1346
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,280
Speaker 1: But I feel like you have to go through somebody,

1347
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: like a like a wig breeder, Like you can't just

1348
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: like there's gotta there's gotta be like rules and precautions.

1349
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 2: You can't just sell your hair. I feel like he

1350
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 2: said he did it on craigslist, that's discussing. I was like,

1351
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 2: that's nasty. You don't die. You're willing to die for

1352
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 2: these things.

1353
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny.

1354
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 2: I feel like if you do it through craigslist you

1355
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 2: could get bed bugs, Like no, thank you, like no

1356
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 2: fucking thank you? Oh my god? Do we have any questions?

1357
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 2: Do you have any questions for him about hair?

1358
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like you hit everything the way it

1359
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: should have been hit.

1360
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 3: We hit work, love music, we hit cocaine in ring Pops,

1361
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 3: We hit low bun, highbun.

1362
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1363
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 2: Job, thing that you would cut your hair for before

1364
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,959
Speaker 2: the baby boom? Great?

1365
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 4: Question you so much? I don't think so.

1366
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 2: Nothing.

1367
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: So if you're a girl that you were madly in

1368
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,439
Speaker 1: love with, like if you met her recently and she's

1369
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 1: everything that you want, comedy is going great, you're torn

1370
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 1: and whatnot, and she's like, baby, you gotta cut your

1371
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: hair love me.

1372
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 2: No, yes, I was not.

1373
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even ask that question, would you? What if

1374
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: you booked That's what I'm saying. Commercial No no, no, no, no,

1375
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: no no no, your dream role on a series and

1376
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: they were like, we're gonna pay you, you know, ten

1377
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: thousand an episode or whatever. Yeah, to be on the

1378
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: part of this cast. Then maybe absolutely far from that.

1379
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, you can't go ahead. You got hair in

1380
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: your eye? Yeah, yes, called lashes. No, it's the hair

1381
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,279
Speaker 1: from the bun Okay.

1382
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah I would then, Yeah, I would have to

1383
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 4: reconsider for sure. It would be a really hard decision.

1384
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: You're doing that, Well, listen, me and Marie need hair,

1385
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: and I'll shave this bitch off.

1386
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 2: And I don't need hair. I'll shave I mean, you know,

1387
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 2: I'll do like one of the skin caps. I'd be like,

1388
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 2: break it back.

1389
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: And put one of the castle and to make me

1390
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: look stupid. All right, well, Stephen, you would consider it,

1391
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: you hear that?

1392
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 2: Sydney. No, no, no, you failed.

1393
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: You were not. The unofficial mail because if you got

1394
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: that role, my man, you need to cut all your hair.

1395
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, he's the expert because he's like, I

1396
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 3: got a man, but I'll survive somehow.

1397
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 4: Look at that.

1398
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 2: Well that's just him being white. There you go.

1399
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: Boom Stephen in the podcast, Yes, can you hit us

1400
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: with a where can people catch you?

1401
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 2: Your Instagram?

1402
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: Your Twitter?

1403
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 2: You got shows?

1404
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing a roast on Thursday. And

1405
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 4: you're a comedy club.

1406
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: Oh well, we don't know. We were gonna put this out,

1407
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 1: so start that over. Anything happening in the next four weeks.

1408
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 4: Okay, I got a show on the twenty sixth in

1409
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 4: Bushwick the Platform Stationary Circus at eight thirty eleven seventy

1410
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 4: eight Bushwick, A free show, come through. Is it a monthly, Yeah,

1411
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 4: it's a monthly.

1412
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: So what day every It's Saturday Saturday, like the third Saturday,

1413
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: Third Saturday.

1414
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 4: Stationary Circus at the Platform. Okay, And then on Facebook

1415
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 4: and Instagram Stephen mclong hair bowls. Mclong hair should narrow

1416
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 4: the search considerably.

1417
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 2: Make long hair. That's an album as well.

1418
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 4: It's part of my identity at this point.

1419
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 2: Condoms Visor's and hairtag woo. Stephen Story, Nick long Hair.

1420
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 4: Mclong hair changed it on Facebook like ten years ago,

1421
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 4: and now I can't get rid of it.

1422
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 2: I mean, that's who you are now exactly.

1423
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 4: It's part of my identity. But I think that's all

1424
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 4: I got to plug it. Think that one show that's perfect.

1425
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 2: No, we we will make sure people follow you and

1426
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 2: your man Bun Journey and goal. I'm sorry, we're gonna say.

1427
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 4: I'm going to say that dude that shouted me out

1428
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 4: on Men's long Locks on Instagram like this creepy dude

1429
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 4: wanted to do a feature on my hair. You should

1430
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 4: love him he did.

1431
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 2: Okay, it's called Men's long Locks.

1432
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but don't look him up look up my page.

1433
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: No, I'll look him up, dude, because I don't want

1434
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: to see what you were. You but ass naked while

1435
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: he was interviewing with them. Man, but no, he had

1436
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:00,919
Speaker 1: his hair like half in his face, was all cute looking.

1437
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: I can't, yo, that's creepy. I'm glad that a man

1438
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: did that to you because now you know how some

1439
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 1: of us feel.

1440
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, having a lot of dudes slide up with

1441
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 4: my dms recently, which is flattering, but I'm like, yeah,

1442
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 4: I could deal without that.

1443
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 2: Are they hitting you up to be like hey, like

1444
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 2: how do I get mind a girl like that? Or

1445
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 2: they just hit you up like hey yeah, hey just.

1446
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, what's up? Heys your favorite?

1447
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: Hey?

1448
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 4: Like hey you up?

1449
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: No?

1450
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 2: Pay you up? Hey? Is your hair up?

1451
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 4: I posted pictures that I cut my hair and I

1452
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 4: had one or two something like what the fuck did

1453
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 4: you do?

1454
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 2: Lit?

1455
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: So dum.

1456
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here. I really appreciate

1457
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 2: so fun.

1458
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: This was amazing. I learned so much about buns that like,

1459
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: now I want to get a man with a bun,

1460
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: but didn't break up with him, but that's what they deserve. Yes, exactly.

1461
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 1: Thank you for washing your hair before you came to

1462
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: We really appreciate and we're going to do that video.

1463
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. There's gonna be a video of him

1464
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: doing a man bun and taking the man bun out

1465
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: soft scenes. Make sure you go more hair porn for

1466
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: you guys. Yes, make sure hashtag hair porn. So make

1467
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: sure you go on the unofficial expert Instagram page. We're

1468
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: gonna post that there and help. You can find me

1469
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 1: at re z r e E e z y and

1470
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: and you can find me at just did b W.

1471
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Mike Long, Hair Mix, Long Hair,

1472
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: Condoms and hair Ties Advisors and bye,