WEBVTT - A Call From the Landscaper Sent Lisa Into Full Panic Mode

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<v Speaker 1>It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a naughty goat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're naughty.

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<v Speaker 2>You're geting out of there right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out, get out of there. Hello, Hi, Hey, how

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<v Speaker 1>you doing. This is Pete Deakins. I'm calling from Landscaping.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for Lisa. Yes, get out, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, I'm just gonna go. I'm gonna go around

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<v Speaker 1>the house real quick. That's kind of allowed back here

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<v Speaker 1>one second. Let me just let me just go around

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<v Speaker 1>the okay, hiya, Hello, Hello, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Who is this and what's going on where?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sorry about that. I was probably allowed a second ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Pee Eakins here calling from landscaping. We're the new company

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<v Speaker 1>that's uh starting at your house, say, doing some landscaping,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just need to give you a call about

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<v Speaker 1>something I need to see if I get to have

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<v Speaker 1>your approval to enter the premises.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, why though, It's just just get.

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<v Speaker 1>In there real quick. Hold on, I'm just gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>look at them. Well, I'll talk to you. But if

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<v Speaker 1>I could just kind of get in there real quick,

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<v Speaker 1>just DNS see what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry you who drop it? I'm sorry, what drop it?

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<v Speaker 2>And where are you drop it? Who are you yelling at? Drop?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Hold on, letta go around the house. Oh my goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry about that. Okay, long story short. You know, we

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<v Speaker 1>use goats to just part of our eco friendly way

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<v Speaker 1>of landscaping, and you have a few of them decided

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<v Speaker 1>to go ahead and uh and make entry into your house.

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<v Speaker 1>And I do I'm training like dogs. I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get him to drop.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you saying to me? You're telling me that

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<v Speaker 2>there's goats in my house right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Five of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh my god, I don't understand. Why Why are

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<v Speaker 2>their goats in my house? How did they get into ye?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know. I turned my back for a

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<v Speaker 1>one second. I heard a little bit of a crash

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<v Speaker 1>and then the sliding door that all the goats are

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<v Speaker 1>just hopping on in there, and you know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to, you know, be presumptuous.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me. Can you please make sure you get all

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<v Speaker 2>the things being destroyed? Gets them out of my house?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have a you know, came around the front

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<v Speaker 1>of the house. I could talk to you without the

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<v Speaker 1>goats making all the noises, and so I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what's going on in there? Let me see if

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, O, no my house? No, No, that is a

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<v Speaker 2>naughty goat. Naughty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Yeah. They they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to the bathroom everywhere, and they've eaten quite a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of your couch.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, I don't you're an idiot. Can you please

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<v Speaker 2>go get the ghats out of my house? I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to come home. I mean, this is ridiculous. I

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<v Speaker 2>never gave permission for ghats to be in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on my way home. I don't understand, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get.

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<v Speaker 1>I have your approval to go ahead and answer the premises.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, I give you permission to go into my house.

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<v Speaker 2>There's already like goats in my house that are destroying

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<v Speaker 2>my home. Can you please go and deal with it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I can't because this is actually Jubil from the

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<v Speaker 1>Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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<v Speaker 1>husband Dave set you up. What it's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, I'm sorry, there's not in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he said that my house. You guys hired a

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<v Speaker 1>new landscaping company today and he wanted to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my god, Oh my god. That was so scary.

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<v Speaker 2>I really thought there was like a million coats in

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<v Speaker 2>my house, eating everything and pooping off, like wow, oh

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going my debt. He's dead. He's a dead man,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm just so wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks, we say

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<v Speaker 1>mornings on the twenties.