Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Let's
Speaker 1: have some fun. I want you to imagine something, and
Speaker 1: don't get wrong, we have a huge show for you.
Speaker 1: Obama Subway. Yeah, turns out that woke politics hurts the
Speaker 1: bottom line. We have illegal immigration stuff and a disastrous
Speaker 1: infrastructure bill and hilarious audio. We have all that, but
Speaker 1: first set all that stuff aside for a moment. It's
Speaker 1: a Monday. It's been a long day for you. I
Speaker 1: want you to imagine something. Imagine you and I we
Speaker 1: live together. Don't make it weird. We're just roommates or something.
Speaker 1: You and I we live together. I'm in charge. It's
Speaker 1: why it's my house. I'm letting you stay there. So
Speaker 1: in general, you have to do what I say. And
Speaker 1: I wake up one morning, go out, get a cup coffee.
Speaker 1: You come out. You wake up and you say what's
Speaker 1: going on? And I'm looking out the front window and
Speaker 1: I turn and I say to you, Hey, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just went out there and checked the
Speaker 1: front lawn. It is full of land mines and if
Speaker 1: you step on one, you're gonna die. So you cannot
Speaker 1: go on the front lawn. You can't. Oh, you would say, Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand, that's not good. We should probably get those
Speaker 1: cleaned up. It all right, that's not good. And you
Speaker 1: wake up the next morning and there you see me
Speaker 1: walking around the front lawn with my morning coffee in
Speaker 1: my hand, wave into the neighbor, playing the ball with
Speaker 1: the dog. You would think to yourself, Okay, that's that's odd.
Speaker 1: That's you just told me there were land mines there.
Speaker 1: I would come in, You'd say, are the land mine's gone?
Speaker 1: And I'd sending up all those land mines are still there.
Speaker 1: Don't you dare walk on that front lawn or you're
Speaker 1: gonna die. And then you woke up the next morning
Speaker 1: and saw me doing the same thing, And woke up
Speaker 1: the next morning and saw me doing the same thing,
Speaker 1: And the next morning saw me doing the same thing,
Speaker 1: and then next morning saw me doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: What conclusion would you come to? Would you say to yourself,
Speaker 1: Jesse's a hypocrite, maybe maybe probably, But what's the real
Speaker 1: conclusion you would come to? You don't want to come
Speaker 1: to it. We're roomies, after all, right, we live together,
Speaker 1: we're hanging out, we have beers on Friday. What's the
Speaker 1: real conclusion you would come to maybe there aren't any
Speaker 1: landmines in the front lawn. Maybe Jesse was lying the
Speaker 1: whole time. You see all the outrage today, and I'm
Speaker 1: not going to spend the whole show on it. And remember,
Speaker 1: we got we got, we got Megan Kelly coming up
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the final while we have a
Speaker 1: big show to night now, a bunch of stuff I
Speaker 1: want to talk about. So I'm not going to spend
Speaker 1: all day on this because everyone's been talking about it,
Speaker 1: You've beaten it to death. Barack Obama throws this massive
Speaker 1: rager out at his I think eleven twelve million dollar
Speaker 1: Martha's Vineyard mansion. And at this rager, it's everyone who's anyone.
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris was there, Eric Holder, all the Democrat Eleads,
Speaker 1: all the Hollywood types, all the musicians, all the people,
Speaker 1: frankly who lead our various cultural institutions, from the DOJ
Speaker 1: to entertainment to the President himself, so on and so forth.
Speaker 1: They were all there, and they were all there in
Speaker 1: the middle of what is supposedly some massive coronavirus ramp up.
Speaker 1: There's a delta variant, there's rumors of another variant that's
Speaker 1: even more deadly. Oh my gosh, we have CDC guidelines.
Speaker 1: Your kid has to be massed. Do you want your
Speaker 1: kid to die? This thing? It's much more contagious than
Speaker 1: last variant. Haven't you heard? In much deadlier even if
Speaker 1: you're vaccinated. Where a mask? How haven't you heard? These people?
Speaker 1: And they all show up at Obama's mansion to have
Speaker 1: a big old sware. What is the lesson you should
Speaker 1: take from that? You see, you have to understand something.
Speaker 1: This is not a one off. It has been time
Speaker 1: and time and time again. Cuomo's been leading the charge
Speaker 1: on coronavirus. We're all gonna die. Cuomo gets busted about
Speaker 1: a day later at a fundraiser. No mask, and remember
Speaker 1: all these I'm about the list, these are all pre vaccine.
Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom goes out, shut down your restaurant. We will
Speaker 1: not gather in large numbers indoors that night, gets pictured
Speaker 1: inside twenty person party indoor. Lori lightfoot. We have to
Speaker 1: shut down these salons. Getting your haircut might kill you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to die? Gets busted that day in
Speaker 1: a hair salon. Everyone from tiny Texas mayors I believe
Speaker 1: it was Beaumont, Texas had a lady getting busted in
Speaker 1: the salon. Nancy Pelosi busted in the salon? What is
Speaker 1: with these women keep getting busted in the salons anyway,
Speaker 1: time after time after time. AOC just got busted last week.
Speaker 1: Wear a mask. We're all gonna die, someone's videotaping, or
Speaker 1: the second she thinks the camera's off, mask comes off.
Speaker 1: Why does this keep happening? Why does it keep happening?
Speaker 1: How could they possibly keep violating their own rules? Don't
Speaker 1: they know everyone's gonna die? What if everyone's not gonna die?
Speaker 1: What if the vast majority of people are going to
Speaker 1: be just fine? What if we have a new fresh
Speaker 1: from China, certainly deadly to old people and fat people.
Speaker 1: But what if we have a new virus fresh from
Speaker 1: China and we've already figured out how to treat it,
Speaker 1: and none of these people are actually worried about getting
Speaker 1: or transmitting coronavirus. Remember at this big Obama party, they're
Speaker 1: not just there. They're there with a bunch of other people,
Speaker 1: and they're there with friends and family, people they actually
Speaker 1: do care about. So why would they feel so comfortable
Speaker 1: doing it? Haven't you heard as a virus? Because these
Speaker 1: people aren't worried about coronavirus. And that's almost impossible, almost
Speaker 1: impossible for most Americans to accept at this point in time.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why. And it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: central theme of the show tonight as I go through
Speaker 1: every one of these major stories. It's too much for
Speaker 1: Americans to accept because here is the truth. Here's the raw,
Speaker 1: right between the eyes truth before we move on and
Speaker 1: start tackling other stuff. You ready, the honest truth is
Speaker 1: every single one of your cultural institutions, every single one
Speaker 1: of the pillars, the groups, the institutions that lead your society,
Speaker 1: that lead every society. Everyone you have in America in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one is entirely broken, corrupt, politicized, and worthless.
Speaker 1: Now even a person on the right has a hard
Speaker 1: time getting to that point. People will actually write me
Speaker 1: and they'll say, hey, Jesse Love shows things like that. Man,
Speaker 1: it bums me out when you talk like that. Hear
Speaker 1: me now, and hear me, well, it is not my
Speaker 1: job to powder your butt for you. I'm not your mommy,
Speaker 1: I'm your daddy. I'm telling you how it is. They're
Speaker 1: all gone and you don't want to admit that, And
Speaker 1: I get it. Look, I don't take any pleasure in
Speaker 1: saying it. I don't take any pleasure in acknowledging it.
Speaker 1: I just think we have to before we can possibly
Speaker 1: choose where we're going next. People, even when they get
Speaker 1: tied up in politics and wrapped up and Democrats suck,
Speaker 1: people deep down still want to believe. While the CDC, though,
Speaker 1: I mean they still they still really really care about
Speaker 1: stopping the spread of infectious diseases. That is their mission.
Speaker 1: These are a bunch of doctors. They're practically saints, they're not.
Speaker 1: Those days are gone. But the FBI, I mean, sure,
Speaker 1: there's a couple bad agents on tap, I get that,
Speaker 1: But for the most part, they're out there tackling terrorists.
Speaker 1: They're out there digging into these chop predators. They're out
Speaker 1: there digging into the scum of this society. No, they're
Speaker 1: going after you, okay, Jesse, But deep down somewhere somebody's
Speaker 1: fighting for us. Who knows. But no, they're not. They're
Speaker 1: all gone. They're all gone. If you could wade through
Speaker 1: all of this and find out all the dirty stuff
Speaker 1: back back behind the scenes, you'd find out they're all gone.
Speaker 1: You an American, have one thing left to you one
Speaker 1: and only one. You know what that thing is. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you in the second. First and foremost, you and
Speaker 1: I have to talk about finances. You see this latest.
Speaker 1: You see the latest about inflation. I'm not laughing, but
Speaker 1: what else can we do? I mean, what else can
Speaker 1: I do? When you see numbers like this three year
Speaker 1: median three year inflation expectations are now three point seven percent.
Speaker 1: Many will see eight percent eight. You can't go on
Speaker 1: like that. You have got to protect what you have
Speaker 1: before this government ruins it for you. The only way
Speaker 1: to do that get some precious metals. And when I
Speaker 1: tell you about Oxford Gold, understand I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: Oh you you own some gold somewhere. Congrats, Bob. It's
Speaker 1: on your door. You open up. That's safe you have
Speaker 1: in the house. You see your weapons, you see your jewelry,
Speaker 1: a little cash, and you see gold or silver. Call
Speaker 1: Oxford Gold Group today. Take some steps to make sure
Speaker 1: you're not wiped out. Eight three three nine nine five gold.
Speaker 1: That's eight three three nine nine five gold. Tell him
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Speaker 1: I certainly won't forget it is a Medal of Honor
Speaker 1: Monday tonight. And I know you love medal of honor.
Speaker 1: Mind everybody loves it. For the new listeners, we just
Speaker 1: take a Medal of Honor citation every Monday, only good
Speaker 1: and decent thing we do all week during the show,
Speaker 1: and we read it. Let's read it for everybody. These
Speaker 1: men and their deeds deserve to be honored. Tonight's is
Speaker 1: a little different. Tonight's is a little special. It would
Speaker 1: be about forty minutes from now. Tonight's is special because
Speaker 1: I got an email from a listener that relates a
Speaker 1: story about it. I'm gonna I'm gonna read you the
Speaker 1: email before I read the citation, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: stinking cool. It was stinking cool. Chris and I were
Speaker 1: geeking out over the whole thing. So about forty minutes
Speaker 1: from now, we got medal of Honor Monday, and that's
Speaker 1: going to be worth it. You have one institution left.
Speaker 1: I know you don't want to hear it. I know
Speaker 1: you don't want to think about it, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to think about it. They're all gone. You don't
Speaker 1: have you don't have an EPA, you don't have entertainment,
Speaker 1: you don't have any any branch of the government none.
Speaker 1: What few military members you do have, you're losing them
Speaker 1: and will continue losing them as they continue the purge
Speaker 1: of anyone on the right. You have one institution left
Speaker 1: to you, one the states, certain individual states. I didn't
Speaker 1: say any of that to bring you down. I said
Speaker 1: that so you can understand the seriousness of fortifying the states,
Speaker 1: because they're not going to leave that last stone unturned.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna look at these red states that are
Speaker 1: using their power to protect their citizens from the communist
Speaker 1: hoards and look at those states and say I'll let
Speaker 1: them have it. Oh they can have Alabama, who cares what,
Speaker 1: We're fine with everything else. Oh Florida, No big deal,
Speaker 1: they have Florida, We have other stuff. No, they're coming.
Speaker 1: So we must be more active. That's why I encourage
Speaker 1: you now and always. If it's even humanly possible, run
Speaker 1: for office. I don't care whether it's school board, state, senator,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. Run for office. And when you get there,
Speaker 1: be an activist. Fortify, move forward, take ground, put them
Speaker 1: on the run. We must fortify these states. This Obama
Speaker 1: Party was not anything major. It was simply example number
Speaker 1: ten thousand. These people they sold you on a virus
Speaker 1: and told you everyone wants gonna die. Only they don't
Speaker 1: believe that. So why would all of them sell it
Speaker 1: to you? Why would they tell you and I go
Speaker 1: home hide you're gonna do Why would you sell that
Speaker 1: if you don't believe it and they don't believe it.
Speaker 1: How many times do these people have to get caught
Speaker 1: doing stuff like this? They don't believe it, why would
Speaker 1: you sell it? Well, because over the last year and
Speaker 1: a half, all these people and all their major, big
Speaker 1: tech friends, all these big box store friends, they've all
Speaker 1: gotten filthy rich and a lot more powerful. You, on
Speaker 1: the other hand, you've gotten poorer. You've gotten poorer in
Speaker 1: the middle class they hate so much. Remember the middle
Speaker 1: class in general is always always the enemy of the communists.
Speaker 1: The communists don't mind the super wealthy. The super wealthy
Speaker 1: just align themselves with the communists, and the communists have
Speaker 1: always gone after the super poor because it's easier to
Speaker 1: sell communism to the super poor. Always they look at
Speaker 1: the middle class and they think to themselves, how can
Speaker 1: we destroy them? And the easiest way to destroy the
Speaker 1: middle class is to make sure you take all those
Speaker 1: people and shove them down into the lower class, make
Speaker 1: every one of them dependent on the government, and and
Speaker 1: you own them. You have profoundly evil people in charge
Speaker 1: of your country. And I don't just mean the president.
Speaker 1: It goes way beyond that. The people who run your
Speaker 1: cultural institutions are lying scumbags who cannot be trusted. It
Speaker 1: was not always this way, and you don't have to
Speaker 1: feel bad about America turning out this way. Understand this.
Speaker 1: This is the history of the world. This is what
Speaker 1: happens to every single empire once they become wealthy and
Speaker 1: powerful enough, every one of them, every one of them
Speaker 1: get fat, rich, lazy, and bored, and then they start
Speaker 1: to tear each other apart from within as their various
Speaker 1: cultural institutions wrought out and become corrupt. And that's what
Speaker 1: happened here. Do you understand, You understand how amazing it is, truly,
Speaker 1: truly amazing it is that we're at a time in
Speaker 1: American history. If you say the words the letters FBI
Speaker 1: to somebody, half the country at least will roll its
Speaker 1: eyes and sneer. That's stunning. And that's not good. No,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be wrong. It's right. I do the same thing,
Speaker 1: but that's not good. And look, they tell you, they
Speaker 1: tell you what they think about you all the time.
Speaker 1: It's not just that they're accidentally hurting you. They're hurting
Speaker 1: you because well, like I said, you're in the way
Speaker 1: of their communism. And two, they really really do look
Speaker 1: down on you. Take a listen to this New York
Speaker 1: Times reporter. Other people said, you know, this is really
Speaker 1: being overblown. They're following all the safety precautions. People are
Speaker 1: going to sporting events that are bigger than this. This
Speaker 1: is going to be safe. This is a sophisticate and
Speaker 1: vaccinated crowd, and this is just about optics. It's not
Speaker 1: about safety. Haven't you heard? Yes, you have to worry
Speaker 1: about coronavirus. Put a mask on your kid and send
Speaker 1: him to kindergarten. You're not one of those sophisticated ones,
Speaker 1: are you. Of course they can do this. They're sophisticated.
Speaker 1: I love how she used that word. Play that again, Chris,
Speaker 1: I just like I'd like to drink this in, and
Speaker 1: I tell you, drink this in. There is value and
Speaker 1: understanding what your enemy thinks about you. Other people said,
Speaker 1: you know, this is really being overblown. They're following all
Speaker 1: the safety precautions. People are going to sporting events that
Speaker 1: are bigger than this. This is going to be safe.
Speaker 1: This is a sophisticated and vaccinated crowd, and they're sophisticated. Yes,
Speaker 1: you have to close your small business. Yes, you have
Speaker 1: to wear a mask on even when you're home trying
Speaker 1: to play board games. Yes, your kid, who's not at
Speaker 1: any danger from coronavirus, he has to wear a mask.
Speaker 1: And he has to do school over a zoom call
Speaker 1: and cry because he can't understand math, and he doesn't
Speaker 1: get to play with his friends. And no, you don't
Speaker 1: get to say goodbye to your father who's dying. You
Speaker 1: can just do a zoom call. No you can't bury
Speaker 1: your mom. But it's because you're unsophisticated, don't you understand
Speaker 1: you're unsophisticated. The sophisticated types, well, they can do whatever
Speaker 1: they want. Remember always remember they're not hypocrites. They're not hypocrites.
Speaker 1: I mean they are, but that's beside the point. They're
Speaker 1: not worried about coronavirus. Barack Obama has a six hundred
Speaker 1: person party, and everyone who showed up at that party
Speaker 1: has been lecturing you for a year and a half
Speaker 1: about coronavirus. They didn't show up there because they're hypocrites.
Speaker 1: They showed up there because they're not worried about getting coronavirus.
Speaker 1: They're not worried about spreading it. They're not worried about
Speaker 1: getting it. They're not worried about coronavirus. So you move
Speaker 1: on and live your life too. Stop letting any of
Speaker 1: these people dictate anything to you. The time for rebellion
Speaker 1: is now eight seven seven three seven seven four three
Speaker 1: seven three hangoffs. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Monday. These people are always violating their rules because
Speaker 1: they're not worried about coronavirus. And here's the hard part
Speaker 1: for you, they pretty much never were. I know that sucks,
Speaker 1: and I know it sucks. It does because when you
Speaker 1: think about how this thing has crushed so many people,
Speaker 1: how the coronavirus response has crushed so many people, remember this, Remember,
Speaker 1: don't ever try to soothe yourself with the thinking that
Speaker 1: the coronavirus lockdowns and masks and six feet away and
Speaker 1: closing schools and businesses and all this stuff. Don't ever
Speaker 1: try to soothe yourself with the we had no choice. Oh,
Speaker 1: we had a choice. Nations have fought diseases in different
Speaker 1: ways since the dawn of time. These lockdowns were a choice.
Speaker 1: You think about all the people who were crushed with
Speaker 1: this response, and now, what's the big news out there today? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean there's a ton of big news. But the
Speaker 1: big news out there's inflation, which will of course crush
Speaker 1: the middle class. If you're upper middle class or rich,
Speaker 1: you're not going to feel a dollar a gallon and gas.
Speaker 1: You're not going to feel a three percent inflation thing.
Speaker 1: You're gonna feel it. If you're the family of four
Speaker 1: making eighty grand a year, you're going to start making
Speaker 1: financial decisions because the value of the dollar in your
Speaker 1: bank is going down. So it's hard to get your
Speaker 1: mind to a place that the people leading your country
Speaker 1: are so insidiously selfish and evil. They did that to
Speaker 1: you on purpose. But they did that to you on purpose.
Speaker 1: This was a choice, a choice we made as a nation.
Speaker 1: And no, I don't think you went along with all
Speaker 1: of it. No, I think you were mad about it.
Speaker 1: But the truth is, as a country as a whole,
Speaker 1: we got too rich, fat and board and too weak
Speaker 1: and scared. You know, who didn't lock down for coronavirus ever,
Speaker 1: you know who never locked down for coronavirus. A poor
Speaker 1: community in Africa, somewhere where you have to get up
Speaker 1: in the morning and walk two miles to grab fresh
Speaker 1: drinking water, otherwise your family's gonna die that day. You
Speaker 1: know why they didn't Because they're too hard. They're too hard,
Speaker 1: they don't have time to worry. If somebody gets the sniffles,
Speaker 1: life must go on for them. But because you and
Speaker 1: I are so wealthy as a nation as a whole,
Speaker 1: you and I are so wealthy, and life is so
Speaker 1: good here, it just became easy to softly and meekly
Speaker 1: bow our heads and say, okay, daddy, government, whatever you
Speaker 1: say to let me know when my fifteen days is up,
Speaker 1: I'd love to come outside. Does that sound like a
Speaker 1: free people? But does that sound like a nation of
Speaker 1: sheep and servants? What we did to ourselves and coronavirus
Speaker 1: is terrible. And you can blame the politicians, and I do,
Speaker 1: But the truth is this, we agreed. You know what,
Speaker 1: I thought, Rampaul nailed it. Rampaul had some State of
Speaker 1: the Union thing he put out there, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was excellent. It was basically as if he's president. Now,
Speaker 1: let me clarify something. I like Rampaul. At Rampaul is
Speaker 1: never going to be president. Chris is raised in his hands.
Speaker 1: Why Well, there's a couple of reasons why. One he's
Speaker 1: too short. Short men don't become president. People don't look
Speaker 1: as short men as leaders. Two he personally, when you
Speaker 1: get with him, he doesn't have the gravitas of a
Speaker 1: man who's going to become president. He kind of and
Speaker 1: it's his way, and don't be wrong, he's smarter than
Speaker 1: everyone else. And I love ranmap We're probably gonna get
Speaker 1: him at some point here in a week or two.
Speaker 1: I love Rampau, but he kind of has this way
Speaker 1: where it sounds like he's talking down to you and
Speaker 1: you're a moron that dever flies as president. It just doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't fly. So I love Rampaul, but he nailed this.
Speaker 1: And it's a little long, so I'll probably cut in
Speaker 1: a minute. And yes, we'll take some calls tonight with
Speaker 1: everything else eight seven seven three seven seven four three
Speaker 1: seventy three. But remember the same rules applied tonight that
Speaker 1: have always applied with the phones. Get in, make your point,
Speaker 1: and make it fast. No higgsc no, I love you know,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? The whole country is listening. They
Speaker 1: don't want to hear us small talk. Here's rampaul. It's
Speaker 1: time for us to resist. They can't arrest all of us.
Speaker 1: They can't keep all of your kids home from school.
Speaker 1: They can't keep every government building closed, although I've got
Speaker 1: a long list of ones they might keep closed or
Speaker 1: might ought to keep closed. We don't have to accept
Speaker 1: the mandates, lockdowns, and harmful policies of the petty, tyrants
Speaker 1: and bureaucrats. We can simply say no, not again, Nancy Plosi.
Speaker 1: You will not arrest or stop me or anyone on
Speaker 1: my staff from doing our jobs. We have either had COVID,
Speaker 1: had the vaccine, or been offered the vaccine. We will
Speaker 1: make our own health choices. We will not show you
Speaker 1: a passport. We will not wear a mask. We will
Speaker 1: not be forced into random screenings and testings so you
Speaker 1: can continue your drunk with power reign over the Capitol,
Speaker 1: President Biden. We will not accept your agencies, mandates, or
Speaker 1: your reported moves towards a lockdown. No one should follow
Speaker 1: the CDC's anti science mask mandates and if you want
Speaker 1: to shut down federal agencies again, some of which aren't
Speaker 1: even back to work yet, I will stop every bill
Speaker 1: coming through the Senate with an amendment to cut their
Speaker 1: funding if they don't come back to work in person.
Speaker 1: That gun Rand Paul. He's right, though. The time is
Speaker 1: now not to just beat ourselves up for yesterday, although
Speaker 1: we should have an honest accounting for that. The time
Speaker 1: is now to stop complying. But the thing is, it
Speaker 1: has to be all of us. If it's one guy,
Speaker 1: you've seen what they'll do. If it's one guy, they
Speaker 1: take you down. If it's all of us, they don't.
Speaker 1: The time to stop complying is now. It's not just
Speaker 1: Obama's birthday party. It's not Lori Lightfoot and her crew cut.
Speaker 1: It's not Gavin Newsom, it's not Andrew Cuomo, it's not
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, AOC, it's not all these people
Speaker 1: who've been caught. The truth is none of them are
Speaker 1: worried about coronavirus. Remember doctor Burkes. That's my favorite example ever,
Speaker 1: the one of the leading voices her and Fauci for coronavirus.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have millions dead. It's gonna be a dark day. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know how we're gonna survive. Then Thanksgiving rose around.
Speaker 1: Remember what she said. I don't know why this makes
Speaker 1: me laugh. It's it's so perfect. They were what she said.
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving rolls around, and she steps up and she says,
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving this year, I'm sorry, everybody. This coronavirus thing is
Speaker 1: just too deadly and it's flaring up now. Only Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: with immediate family. Don't be traveling around or doing Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: with extended family. Only immediate family. I'm a doctor, and
Speaker 1: I know about coronavirus. You can trust me, And then
Speaker 1: gets off the microphone and promptly walks and gets on
Speaker 1: a plane and flies to Delaware to party with both
Speaker 1: sides of her family for Thanksgiving. These people aren't worried
Speaker 1: about coronavirus. It's a new virus. They came here from China. Yes,
Speaker 1: it poses a risk to people with pre existing conditions,
Speaker 1: old people and fat people. We know that. That's why
Speaker 1: it's tearing up Louisiana right now because the obesity rates
Speaker 1: super high there. This virus is deadly to fat people,
Speaker 1: we know. But we can treat this thing. We have
Speaker 1: our hands on it. Stop letting them get off on
Speaker 1: controlling you over it. Go live your life. My word
Speaker 1: on drop of all this, what message are we sending
Speaker 1: to our kids? I've told you this before, but I
Speaker 1: continue to see it. I'm driving through my neighborhood. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're talking to Texas, Texas suburbs. Driving through my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: A small group of healthy looking teenage boys. They look
Speaker 1: like athletes walking around outside, all of them with their
Speaker 1: masks on their face. What are we doing? I want
Speaker 1: to meet those parents. I want ten minutes with those parents.
Speaker 1: I want to sit them down, and I want to
Speaker 1: point out their son to them and say, this is
Speaker 1: your son, right, what have you done to him? Look
Speaker 1: at what you've done to your healthy teenage boy. When
Speaker 1: you're a teenage boy, you should be drinking too much
Speaker 1: mountain dew, running around, scraping your knees up, having fun
Speaker 1: with your friends, swimming in the pool, getting dirty, maybe
Speaker 1: getting in a little trouble now and then, instead, what
Speaker 1: have we done? We need We need these people to
Speaker 1: want to lead our nation, you know that, right. We
Speaker 1: need them to lead our country. What are we doing
Speaker 1: to the mental state of these kids across the America?
Speaker 1: All right, that's enough, Obama. Do you want another example?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want another example of what we
Speaker 1: have here? Okay, I've got one for you. Remember when
Speaker 1: I said all your cultural institutions are corrupt and you
Speaker 1: can't trust them anymore. Remember when I said that? That
Speaker 1: was like thirty seconds ago. Oh, hang on for this.
Speaker 1: Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: coming up ten minutes from now. Is our special medal
Speaker 1: of Honor Monday. Not only special because it's the Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor Monday, but the email attached to this one,
Speaker 1: m Remember when I just told you all your institutions
Speaker 1: were corrupted? Allow me to explain just a little bit
Speaker 1: more why that happened. You see, as I've tried to explain,
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's offensive, but it's effective, and
Speaker 1: I'm an offensive person. So I'll say it again. If
Speaker 1: you get a driving permits, you get a test saying
Speaker 1: you passed a driving class. That's great, right, good? Good?
Speaker 1: Most people would you and I would say, oh, that's cool. Cool.
Speaker 1: Unless it was Helen Keller doing the instructing. Then it's
Speaker 1: a little less impressive. Right. What I'm trying to tell
Speaker 1: you is our institutions are corrupted and rotted out and
Speaker 1: filthy and useless now because the people going into them
Speaker 1: all got their credentials to get into them from places
Speaker 1: that suck. America's university system is completely beyond salvage, but
Speaker 1: completely beyond salvage at this point in time, and not
Speaker 1: just the university system. This is what hurt us so bad.
Speaker 1: Our elite universities, our best, Harvard, Yale, all these places,
Speaker 1: they're the worst. They're churning out people ensuring they hate
Speaker 1: America enough. That's what they're doing as we speak. As
Speaker 1: we speak, well, that's so damaging because you leave a
Speaker 1: place like Harvard and you will go become a leader
Speaker 1: in something, whether that be in the corporate area, whether
Speaker 1: it be in politics, whatever you do, you're going to
Speaker 1: be in charge. These elite universities produced tomorrow's leaders. If
Speaker 1: all of tomorrow's leaders were educated for nine thousand years
Speaker 1: to hate their own country, that's how you get a
Speaker 1: country run by people like James Comey, Nancy Pelosi, Lebron
Speaker 1: James even though I know he didn't go to college,
Speaker 1: But that's how you end up there. That's how we
Speaker 1: end up here. Here's a headline for you. I told
Speaker 1: you I had one. You ready for this? Try not
Speaker 1: to drive your car off a bridge. This is from
Speaker 1: the post millennial. Oregon governor signs new law allowing students
Speaker 1: to graduate without proving they can read, write, or do
Speaker 1: math m. You would look at that, and you, because
Speaker 1: you're a normal person, you would look at that and say,
Speaker 1: is are Is she out of her mind? Kate Browns?
Speaker 1: They're governor, by the way, is she out of her mind?
Speaker 1: How can she do that? It's going to make everybody dumber.
Speaker 1: This is going to help wreck the place. She knows,
Speaker 1: she knows, they understand. Remember, these people are communists. I
Speaker 1: don't say that for the effect on the radio. They
Speaker 1: are their cultural Marxists. Destruction is what they do. We're
Speaker 1: now going to and kids a diploma who can't read, write,
Speaker 1: or do math. So what good is the diploma? That's
Speaker 1: what you're seeing now at a massive cultural level. What
Speaker 1: good is it saying you're a doctor? When to get
Speaker 1: to be a doctor. The people who handed you those credentials,
Speaker 1: they're a bunch of cultural Marxist nutbags. Ask your doctor.
Speaker 1: Here's a little experiment for you. You have a family doctor, Well,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't want you to risk losing your
Speaker 1: family doctor. But I'm assuming you have a family doctor,
Speaker 1: personal doctor of some kind. Ask your doctor next time
Speaker 1: you're in there. Don't make a public display of it.
Speaker 1: Ask your doctor in a private moment, how many genders
Speaker 1: there are? Ask him, Oh, he knows, by the way,
Speaker 1: he knows, he knows how many genders there are. He's
Speaker 1: not going to be confused about that. What does he
Speaker 1: feel like he's allowed to say? Who's controlling him? Who
Speaker 1: credentialed him? And that's today. Ten twenty years from now
Speaker 1: are doctors. They'll all be people who are sure there
Speaker 1: are fifty seven genders. That's what I mean about cultural rot.
Speaker 1: But you have your institutions left the institution of the states.
Speaker 1: You have states. That's why I implore people get mad
Speaker 1: and run for office. You can do it. Don't doubt yourself.
Speaker 1: Don't start telling yourself all these excuses why you can't
Speaker 1: do anything. I'm just a teacher, I'm a I'm just
Speaker 1: a plumber. I'm ana stay at home mom. Jesse, I
Speaker 1: don't have time, Jesse, I'm ugly, I don't like speaking
Speaker 1: in front of people. I don't have a good voice.
Speaker 1: If you want an excuse why you can't run for office,
Speaker 1: I promise you won't have a hard time finding one.
Speaker 1: You won't. You won't. There's a million and one of
Speaker 1: them out there. We need you, not the guy next
Speaker 1: to you, not your neighbor, not Oh. I bet Bob
Speaker 1: I'd be good at it. He gives a good speech.
Speaker 1: You you're the one who knows what needs to be done.
Speaker 1: We need you out there going, We need you out
Speaker 1: there going. All right, it's time. I'm going to take
Speaker 1: a phone call or too. You know how this works
Speaker 1: here on the Jesse Kelly Show. Don't be the next statistic.
Speaker 1: Don't be the next one I get emails about laughing
Speaker 1: because I hung up. Don't tell me hello, don't ask
Speaker 1: me how I am. Be as rude as I am,
Speaker 1: and get right to the point. The whole country's listening.
Speaker 1: Franch I think that's your name. Go franch Is that
Speaker 1: you and gone? See Chris, see Ben you want to
Speaker 1: give it a shot? Gone, and that'll be it for
Speaker 1: the phones for the night. Look, I told you, the
Speaker 1: hook comes quick. The hook comes quick. What does it mean?
Speaker 1: They're signing into laws. Now you don't have to read
Speaker 1: or write or do maths to get a diploma. What
Speaker 1: does that mean? What does it mean? It means they're
Speaker 1: intent on destroying this. When I have a headline here,
Speaker 1: twenty percent of migrant children test positive for COVID after
Speaker 1: being released by border patrol. What does that mean? Well,
Speaker 1: they're worried about COVID, but they're they're turning all these
Speaker 1: people loose in the country who I have COVID. Then
Speaker 1: this isn't good and this is going to increase COVID
Speaker 1: And I don't understand they know. Have you thought about
Speaker 1: have you thought about something? And this is gonna this
Speaker 1: is gonna sound way out there, but we're gonna walk
Speaker 1: through this. You and I are gonna walk through this together.
Speaker 1: Have you thought long and hard about this? What if
Speaker 1: they want COVID cases to go up? Have you thought
Speaker 1: about that? Do you do yourself a favor. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do Mail of Honor Monday next, but take this break
Speaker 1: and think about why they would want medal of why
Speaker 1: they would want COVID cases to go up? Think about
Speaker 1: it all right, Medal of Honor Monday, and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a good one. Next it is the Jesse Kelly's
Speaker 1: Show on a Monday. We still have Megan Kelly coming
Speaker 1: up about one hour from now, and I have to
Speaker 1: do something I don't think I've ever done before on
Speaker 1: the show before we get to Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 1: This has never been done before on the show that
Speaker 1: I know of. It certainly won't ever happen again. But
Speaker 1: it looks like I have to admit I was wrong
Speaker 1: about something. You know, I said we were gonna go
Speaker 1: to the phones, and I warned everybody, be good on
Speaker 1: the phones. Don't screw it up on the phones. Be
Speaker 1: good on the phones. And then I went to a
Speaker 1: couple of callers who couldn't hear anything. Yeah, it turns
Speaker 1: out that was a technical problem on our end. You
Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong. If you called before and I
Speaker 1: tried to go to you, you can go ahead and
Speaker 1: call in and I'll make sure I kid to you today.
Speaker 1: That would be my bad eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. That's enough of that. I'll
Speaker 1: never admit I was wrong again. Besides, there's a big
Speaker 1: fat I told you so I get to do here
Speaker 1: in just a minute on the show. But hang on
Speaker 1: a second, hang on, before we get to that, before
Speaker 1: we get to walking through where we're headed with these
Speaker 1: COVID cases and why I'm telling you they want them
Speaker 1: to go up. Let's do my favorite part of the week,
Speaker 1: Medal of Honor Monday. As you know, we read a
Speaker 1: Medal of Honor citation every Monday on the show. The
Speaker 1: men and their deeds deserved to be remembered. It's not
Speaker 1: enough to know these men and these citations exist. If
Speaker 1: we don't read them and read them aloud to our kids,
Speaker 1: then they will not exist. What good does that do?
Speaker 1: So I got this email. I think you'll enjoy it. Hi,
Speaker 1: Jesse wanted to share a story from this weekend. We
Speaker 1: went to a family friend's house for a party on
Speaker 1: Saturday afternoon and had the opportunity to talk to the
Speaker 1: host's grandfather. While we were eating, he mentioned that he
Speaker 1: went into the service in nineteen forty nine. I have
Speaker 1: listened to your history stories long enough to know my
Speaker 1: next question for him, did you serve in the Korean War?
Speaker 1: And he did. He told us he didn't talk about
Speaker 1: it until recently. We didn't get to talk long, maybe
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. We talked about the Russians and Chinese, about
Speaker 1: Russians pushing for access to the coastline, and he talked
Speaker 1: about how cold it was the coldest he had ever experienced.
Speaker 1: Then he mentioned that he was wounded six times and
Speaker 1: was taken pow. I was fascinated by his stories. And
Speaker 1: then he started talking about the commander of his battalion
Speaker 1: and how just uncommonly brave this commander was, and that
Speaker 1: he had heard he was awarded a Medal of honor.
Speaker 1: Sometime later that part of the story stuck in my head,
Speaker 1: and after we got home, I decided to text his
Speaker 1: granddaughter and ask if they knew the commander's name, and
Speaker 1: they did, Don Faith Junior, So of course I looked
Speaker 1: it up. Don Carlos Faith Junior, Korean War Army Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor recipient. Honestly, if I had not been listening
Speaker 1: to you for the past few years, I would not
Speaker 1: have really known what to talk to his great gentleman about.
Speaker 1: I was very happy that I did get to hear
Speaker 1: the stories and shake his hand before he left. Last Monday,
Speaker 1: you read a Korean War Medal of Honor citation on
Speaker 1: a marine thought maybe you could keep the Korean War
Speaker 1: theme this Monday as well, assuming you can get to
Speaker 1: this before the show. Thanks Jesse. He says, I can
Speaker 1: use his name. His name is Brian. So without further ado,
Speaker 1: let us honor a man. Don Carlos Faith, Junior US
Speaker 1: Army Lieutenant Colonel Faith, commanding first Battalion, distinguished himself conspicuously
Speaker 1: by gallantry and intrepidity in action above and beyond the
Speaker 1: call of duty in the area of chosen reservoir. When
Speaker 1: the enemy launched a fanatical attack against his battalion, Lieutenant
Speaker 1: Colonel Faith unhesitatingly exposed himself to heavy enemy fire as
Speaker 1: he moved about directing the action. When the enemy penetrated
Speaker 1: the positions, Lieutenant Colonel Faith personally led counterattacks to restore
Speaker 1: the position. During an attack by his battalion to effect
Speaker 1: a junction with another US unit, that means they were
Speaker 1: by the way side. Note that means they were trying
Speaker 1: to drive a wedge between the American lines. It's a big,
Speaker 1: big deal. You have to have your lines connected. During
Speaker 1: an attack by his battalion to effect a junction with
Speaker 1: another US unit, Lieutenant Colonel Faith ricon ordered the route
Speaker 1: for and personally directed the first elements of his command
Speaker 1: across the ice covered reservoir, and then directed the movement
Speaker 1: of his vehicles, which were loaded with wounded, until all
Speaker 1: of his command had passed through the enemy fire. Having
Speaker 1: completed this, he crossed the reservoir himself, assuming command of
Speaker 1: the force his unit had joined. He was given the
Speaker 1: mission of attacking to join friendly elements to the south.
Speaker 1: Lieutenant Colonel Faith, although physically exhausted in the bitter cold,
Speaker 1: organized and launched an attack which was soon stopped by
Speaker 1: enemy fire. He ran forward under enemy's small arms and
Speaker 1: automatic weapons fire, got his men on their feet, and
Speaker 1: personally led the fire attack as it blasted its way
Speaker 1: through the enemy ring. As they came to a hairpin,
Speaker 1: curved enemy fire from a roadblock again pinned the column down.
Speaker 1: Lieutenant Colonel Faith organized a group of men and directed
Speaker 1: their attack on enemy positions on the right flank. He
Speaker 1: then placed himself at the head of another group of men, and,
Speaker 1: in the face of a direct enemy fire, led an
Speaker 1: attack on the enemy roadblock, firing his pistol and throwing grenades.
Speaker 1: When he had reached the position approximately thirty yards from
Speaker 1: the roadblock, he was mortally wounded, but continued to direct
Speaker 1: the attack until the roadblock was overrun. Throughout the five
Speaker 1: days of action, Lieutenant Colonel faith gave no thought to
Speaker 1: his safety and did not spare himself. His presence each
Speaker 1: time in the position of greatest danger was an inspiration
Speaker 1: to his men. Also, the damage he personally inflicted firing
Speaker 1: from his position at the head of his men was
Speaker 1: of material assistance. On several occasions. Lieutenant Colonel faced outstanding
Speaker 1: gallantry and noble self sacrifice above and beyond the call
Speaker 1: of duty reflect the highest honor on him and are
Speaker 1: in keeping with the highest traditions of the US Army.
Speaker 1: And he gave his life for his country. How about that?
Speaker 1: How about that? That is a special one, all right? Now?
Speaker 1: Why would they want coronavirus cases up? It's the the explanation, right,
Speaker 1: we have illegal immigrants with coronavirus pouring through the southern border.
Speaker 1: We've toned, We've turned our border patrol agents into grocery
Speaker 1: store cashiers. Why, though, what sense does that make? Doesn't
Speaker 1: it make Joe Biden look bad? It would make Joe
Speaker 1: Biden look bad. He promised it would take care of coronavirus,
Speaker 1: and now he's not taking care of coronavirus. Why would
Speaker 1: they want it to increase. Well, hang on to that
Speaker 1: top for just a moment. This is gonna sound unrelated,
Speaker 1: but it's not. Hang on to that thought. Free community college, preschool,
Speaker 1: and amnesty for millions. Senate unveils three point five trillion
Speaker 1: dollar budget plan three point five trillion. The plan include
Speaker 1: this is according to the Washington Examiner, The plan includes
Speaker 1: green New New Deal energy initiatives, extends the child tax credit,
Speaker 1: raises taxes on business, would provide green cards to millions
Speaker 1: of illegal immigrants and their families. I mean, is it's
Speaker 1: everything they ever wanted, everything they ever wanted. Now, let
Speaker 1: me ask you. You're the Democrats. Let's say my theories correct,
Speaker 1: and they're actively trying to increase the number of coronavirus
Speaker 1: cases in America. Let's say that's correct. Why and let's
Speaker 1: say this three point five trillion dollar budget plan actually
Speaker 1: gets passed with all these wildly unpopular things in it.
Speaker 1: And they're not just unpopular with you, and I keep
Speaker 1: in mind the majority of America hates this. Why would
Speaker 1: they do that? One they're trying to cram everything through
Speaker 1: before they lose the House, and two, why do you
Speaker 1: want coronavirus cases? Up. Well, I'll put it to you
Speaker 1: this way. You know that you have a new some
Speaker 1: recall in California. You know right now you can print
Speaker 1: your ballot at home. You should see the look on
Speaker 1: Chris's face. I'm sure it's the look on yours right
Speaker 1: now too. Why do you think they want coronavirus up? Coronavirus?
Speaker 1: Whether you think there was cheating or not, it's not
Speaker 1: even debatable. Coronavirus is the reason that idiot's currently in
Speaker 1: the White House. Do you think Democrats want coronavirus to
Speaker 1: go away? Do you have you considered coronavirus and everything
Speaker 1: it's brought to them. Let's talk about this infrastructure bill
Speaker 1: for just a second. This budget plan, I guess I
Speaker 1: should say, hang on feeling a little stocky, follow like
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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly's Show, and we have some good news.
Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna get to this good news in
Speaker 1: a second. Let's clarify something about this three point five
Speaker 1: trillion dollar budget plan real quickly. It's going to fail
Speaker 1: as it is right now. Yes, they're gonna pass the
Speaker 1: huge infrastructure bill, but this three point five trillion dollar
Speaker 1: budget plan is going to fail. However, they'll get two trillion.
Speaker 1: You know they'll get two trillion. I guarantee you they'll
Speaker 1: get two trillion. Why, because that's how Republicans negotiate. Republicans
Speaker 1: say no, I don't want any lima beans, and Democrats say,
Speaker 1: here's forty five metric tons of lima beans. Eat them
Speaker 1: all now, And Republicans always respond, okay, I'll eat twenty
Speaker 1: five tons. Deal. Hey, look what a great deal we got.
Speaker 1: Very bipartisan. That's the Republican way. That is the Republican way.
Speaker 1: And yes, remember the little phone call snapfoo earlier. What's
Speaker 1: my fault? Well, it's not my fault. It's a technical people.
Speaker 1: I don't deal with that stuff. Eight seven seven three
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Speaker 1: This one's called Handsomeness through the Roof. If I had
Speaker 1: Jesse's handsomeness, I throw mine away. I love you guys.
Speaker 1: All right, First, some good news. Do you remember that wrestler,
Speaker 1: that female wrestler, Tamira Mensa Stock And I'm probably messing
Speaker 1: out Tamira maybe tomorrow. Tamira Tamyra Mensa Stock. She won
Speaker 1: the Olympic gold mailing for wrestling, and then she came
Speaker 1: out after and added us to stay on TV. That
Speaker 1: American plague round her shoulders looks pretty good. How does
Speaker 1: that field? To represent your country like this? It feels amazing.
Speaker 1: I love representing the US. I freaking love living there.
Speaker 1: I love it and I'm so happy I get to
Speaker 1: represent you. Hey, gosh, that's cool, right, we all cheered. Well, well, wow,
Speaker 1: finally an athlete on the world stage. Jeru loves the country,
Speaker 1: so it was great. Somehow, this girl gets even more
Speaker 1: likable by the day she is. I'm looking at an
Speaker 1: article here from not theb dot com. She won thirty
Speaker 1: seven thousand, five hundred dollars from the Olympics and the
Speaker 1: Paralympic Community, which I don't know what that is. I
Speaker 1: think it's the same committee, US Olympic and Paralympic Committee. Anyway,
Speaker 1: you know what she's doing with the thirty seven thousand
Speaker 1: dollars thirty seven five hundred. Her mom is apparently a widow.
Speaker 1: She's buying her mom a food truck. Quote. I made
Speaker 1: a promise to her, and she loves cooking. It's just
Speaker 1: one of her passions. Growing up. We'd be like, oh, mamma,
Speaker 1: you you put your back into this food, like literally
Speaker 1: you put your foot in it. That actually doesn't sound
Speaker 1: very good now that I read the quote, but that's
Speaker 1: what she said. Anyway, She's buying her mom a food truck. Now,
Speaker 1: if you would like to know, part of the reason
Speaker 1: I'm such a terrible person, part of it is Chris's fault,
Speaker 1: because he's equally terrible too. Because you know what I said,
Speaker 1: I had a rare moment where I had just the
Speaker 1: tiny little bit of a heart. During their break, we
Speaker 1: were talking about this story. And you know what I said,
Speaker 1: Because this lady's from down here, she's from Katie. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're probably fifteen twenty minutes from the studio from where
Speaker 1: I sit right now. I said to Chris, Oh, we're
Speaker 1: absolutely going to go to this food truck, and we'll
Speaker 1: get a bunch of other people to go to the
Speaker 1: food truck. And you know what Chris says to me
Speaker 1: all my life, straight face, he says, but what if
Speaker 1: the food sucks? Like that matters, Chris? We were doing
Speaker 1: something nice for someone else. See, even when I try
Speaker 1: to do nice things, do you torpedo them. This is
Speaker 1: why we have a reputation of being such bad people.
Speaker 1: I try to bring this show up, and you bring
Speaker 1: the show crashing back down. What let's get to some emails.
Speaker 1: Your show is an awesome fine. I've been a Democrat
Speaker 1: up to the street riots, up to the street riots.
Speaker 1: Last year I changed to Independent and have been listening
Speaker 1: to conservative shows every day. Do you think that the
Speaker 1: immigrants coming in with COVID are purposefully being distributed to
Speaker 1: the Red states to make those states numbers look bad.
Speaker 1: I don't really thought about that, but yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, all this is intentional, And this
Speaker 1: is the difference. This is part of the reason why
Speaker 1: the Communists are so good at taking over when their
Speaker 1: ideas are unpopular. They remember, their ideas have always been unpopular.
Speaker 1: You and I've talked about this one hundred times, even
Speaker 1: back in the Soviet Union, before it had even been tried.
Speaker 1: Yet they didn't have a majority of the people. They
Speaker 1: didn't even have close to a majority of the people.
Speaker 1: Their ideas are always unpopular, yet they're so good at
Speaker 1: taking power and gaining more power and taking over. How
Speaker 1: do they do that? How could they possibly do that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Here's how they believe in using power. You see, when
Speaker 1: a Democrat takes office, any kind of office, and this, honestly,
Speaker 1: this is why I tell you to run for office,
Speaker 1: whether it's school board or state house or whatever it is,
Speaker 1: or President of the United States or the head of
Speaker 1: some beercratic agency FBI CD, see any of these things.
Speaker 1: When a Democrat gets power in his hands, When a
Speaker 1: Communist gets power in his hands, he immediately looks at
Speaker 1: it and thinks to himself, how can I use this power?
Speaker 1: In a way that will get me more of it.
Speaker 1: That's what he thinks. What can I do in my
Speaker 1: position to make sure I am properly evangelizing for my religion,
Speaker 1: thus making sure I get more power? If you're a
Speaker 1: person any position, any position at all, why do you
Speaker 1: think television and movies have gone so hard left and
Speaker 1: you can't go to the movies anymore. I took my
Speaker 1: kids to that new Jungle Cruise movie with the Rock
Speaker 1: in it because I didn't hear anything bad about it,
Speaker 1: and it is throughout the movie. I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: it's a good movie. But of course one of the
Speaker 1: main characters has to be gay. Of course he does.
Speaker 1: Why why would you do that to just a great
Speaker 1: fun kids movie? Why would you do it? Because they
Speaker 1: don't get the power of writing a movie and think
Speaker 1: to themselves, Oh, let me set that part of myself aside.
Speaker 1: They get it and they use it. The right doesn't.
Speaker 1: The right doesn't. When democrats get power, of course they're
Speaker 1: going to flood the country with illegal immigrants. And if
Speaker 1: a bunch of them have coronavirus, which they know by
Speaker 1: the way, they know they have coronavirus, they're testing them. Wow,
Speaker 1: just let's send them to some Republican states. I mean,
Speaker 1: it'll make those Republican governors who aren't doing what they're
Speaker 1: told look bad. Maybe try to get a little amnesty
Speaker 1: through later on, turn that red state blue. You can
Speaker 1: hate them for that and say to yourself that's evil
Speaker 1: and that's wrong. And you can say, oh, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's fine, and yeah it is. But here's what sucks.
Speaker 1: Here's what truly sucks. You and I have to start
Speaker 1: conducting ourselves that way. Yeah. I talk all the time
Speaker 1: to you and myself frankly about being more purposeful, right,
Speaker 1: But what am I usually talking about when I do that?
Speaker 1: Being more purposeful with what you buy, what you don't buy,
Speaker 1: where you spend your money, where you don't spend your money.
Speaker 1: And this is after I just admitted to you I
Speaker 1: went and apparently funded one of these movies with my sons.
Speaker 1: There's something else we have to do, and you're absolutely
Speaker 1: gonna hate it. I know you will, because I do.
Speaker 1: Hang on, I'll tell you jenage have to hold of
Speaker 1: me tightly, full like a hawk. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. You should have seen us jamming to that
Speaker 1: in here. That's a good song. Chris, don't lie. Everybody
Speaker 1: lies about whether or not they like that song. Everyone
Speaker 1: likes that song, just everyone feels the need to lie
Speaker 1: about it. Did you see he's narrating. He's narrating a podcast.
Speaker 1: Vanilla isis is a headline from the Irish news Vanilla
Speaker 1: Ice narrate. It's a new BBC podcast about the kidnapping
Speaker 1: of Sugar. Who's Sugar? It was a horse, It was
Speaker 1: the rat's horse. I don't have any idea what this
Speaker 1: story has to do about anything, so I'm gonna move
Speaker 1: on to something else now, all right? Eight seven seven
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seventy three. I guess we
Speaker 1: finally worked out the phone problem. I love this one.
Speaker 1: This is from the New York Post. Subway franchisees are
Speaker 1: fed up with Megan Rapino ads. Remember what I just
Speaker 1: said about being more purposeful. Pay attention. I'm going somewhere
Speaker 1: with this. Megan Rapino. She's been doing a bunch of
Speaker 1: ads for Subway during the Olympics. Megan Rapino, she's the
Speaker 1: short haired, pink haired chick on the Olympics who really
Speaker 1: kind of led the charge with the female soccer team
Speaker 1: on doing the whole America sucks routine. She's the millionaire
Speaker 1: who's been kneeling for the flag in America's evil. America sucks,
Speaker 1: the most unlikable human being in the world. And I
Speaker 1: have a lesson for everyone to coming up on that
Speaker 1: in just a second. But first, a bunch of subways
Speaker 1: franchise ease. You know Subway they sell their franchises. You
Speaker 1: could start a subway franchise. I'm sure they have standards,
Speaker 1: but you could start a subway franchise. Start to pay
Speaker 1: them for it. Well, why are why are some of
Speaker 1: these people worried? Well, in one spot, she runs up
Speaker 1: to a guy with a burrito in his hands and
Speaker 1: she kicks a soccer ball at him. It's all this
Speaker 1: woman power garbage, you know, just obnoxious, like feminists are
Speaker 1: at all times. Anyway, you know why the franchise owners
Speaker 1: are getting mad? Franchise owners. They're starting to get complaints.
Speaker 1: They're starting to get a lot of complaints. They're starting
Speaker 1: to get things quote boycott subway until subway fires, the
Speaker 1: anti American quote, the ads should be pulled and done with.
Speaker 1: It gets tiring apologizing that's from a franchise ee. You
Speaker 1: know why that Megan Rapino is potentially going to lose
Speaker 1: out on endorsement dollars and subways going to have to
Speaker 1: pull an ad. Do you know why, Not because you
Speaker 1: and I got mad, Not because we put up something
Speaker 1: on Facebook, not because we sat with our bodies and
Speaker 1: started arguing back and forth on the back porch having
Speaker 1: a couple of bourbons. We are possibly going to have
Speaker 1: something right and decent happening. Why people were activists? You
Speaker 1: were an activist. Did you write your local subway? You
Speaker 1: send him an email? He asked to speak to the
Speaker 1: manager when you go in there. How great does it
Speaker 1: feel to ask to speak to the manager for any reason?
Speaker 1: It's see the worst feeling in the world. Don't you
Speaker 1: feel like a jerk? Don't you feel like a huge jerk.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever done it, maybe once
Speaker 1: or twice at a restaurant maybe or something like that.
Speaker 1: It has to get bad. Maybe we have to start
Speaker 1: asking for the manager. Maybe it's time. And I'm not
Speaker 1: actually picking on subway. You don't have to go destroy
Speaker 1: your local subway. That's up to you. I'm just using
Speaker 1: this story as an example. Maybe it's time to let
Speaker 1: the local manager know. Maybe it's time to let him know,
Speaker 1: I'll be back as soon as that woman's not advertising
Speaker 1: for Subway on my television set, and I won't be
Speaker 1: back before. And maybe it's time for your ten friends
Speaker 1: to go in there too, whether they shop there or not,
Speaker 1: and say I won't be back until this person's off.
Speaker 1: You know why, because ten he goes to the people
Speaker 1: who are high up at Subway and says, you're killing
Speaker 1: me here. Get this woman gone. Now. That sounds terrible
Speaker 1: to you, and it sounds terrible to me. Who wants
Speaker 1: to live their life like that, complaining at people I
Speaker 1: don't like your ad. You and I were much more
Speaker 1: likely to just stop going there, right or sometimes the
Speaker 1: right is so weak, we just keep going there and
Speaker 1: ignore it. But you and I were most likely just
Speaker 1: gonna say, oh, I'm not gonna go there anymore. That
Speaker 1: doesn't win anything, That doesn't win anything. I know you
Speaker 1: don't want to be a complainer. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a complainer. Gosh, that sounds terrible. Hey, can I
Speaker 1: speak with your manager? That sounds terrible. I want to
Speaker 1: just bang my head right off the desk even thinking
Speaker 1: about it. But that's where we are. That's where we are.
Speaker 1: We must become active in more things like this. And again,
Speaker 1: I can't stress this enough. Do it or don't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Subway specifically. Here are you mad
Speaker 1: about something? You mad about some kind of cultural rot
Speaker 1: filth on your television? What have you done about it?
Speaker 1: What have you done about it? You see? You and I.
Speaker 1: We don't love the fight. We love the win. The
Speaker 1: communists love the fight. That's why they've been able to
Speaker 1: take this over. They enjoy that kind of complaining all
Speaker 1: the time, whether they get what they want or not,
Speaker 1: they just love it. It's it's it's a lifestyle for them.
Speaker 1: They love it. Well, we have to be that way.
Speaker 1: We have to learn to fall in love with the fight.
Speaker 1: Maybe your voice will fall on deaf ears. Maybe we
Speaker 1: need to organize more people to go after them. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's time for us to start playing offense. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: time for corporate board rooms to start being scared of
Speaker 1: you and me instead of the purple haired freaks out
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk. That's no offense. If you're a lady
Speaker 1: and you're hot and you have purple hair, like I said,
Speaker 1: that could be hot. Sometimes it can be. Chris, by
Speaker 1: the way, is Rashida Talib kind of hut. She is right,
Speaker 1: she is. Oh, we're gonna get so much hate mail
Speaker 1: for that. Eight seven seven three seven seven four three
Speaker 1: seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Oh
Speaker 1: she is quit lying. Don't yell at me to your showgun.
Speaker 1: My wife thinks it's okay to bring groceries into the
Speaker 1: house by leaving the door open and making eleven trips
Speaker 1: back and forth from the car. As a man, I
Speaker 1: know there's only one acceptable method, one trip. Sure, you
Speaker 1: have dozens of bags hanging from each arm, and your
Speaker 1: fingers are contorted into hooks to carry five six packs
Speaker 1: in each hand. And sometimes you have a watermelon wedged
Speaker 1: into your armpit and a frozen pizza pinned against your
Speaker 1: chest with your chin as you stagger run up while
Speaker 1: kicking a frozen turkey along in front of you like
Speaker 1: a soccer ball. And sure it takes a minute to
Speaker 1: get the door opened by biting the doorknob. But I'm
Speaker 1: not paying to air condition the outdoors, and i haven't
Speaker 1: got all day to make multiple It's like a chick
Speaker 1: one trip center straight, Jesse. He says I can use
Speaker 1: his name. His name is William one trip. Men make
Speaker 1: one trip. Now, I'll say this in your wife's defense, William,
Speaker 1: in your wife's defense, it's perfectly acceptable for women to
Speaker 1: make two trips. Totally acceptable. Women have these dainty little risks,
Speaker 1: and there's there's not a pride factor associated with it.
Speaker 1: I have gone and got the groceries when my wife's
Speaker 1: gone to the store a thousand times in my life.
Speaker 1: I've never made two trips. I'll never make two trips,
Speaker 1: not in a million years. I don't care what I
Speaker 1: have to do. I'm a one trip person at all times.
Speaker 1: All right, do you see what happened with the Colorado Rockies? No?
Speaker 1: I don't expect you to care specifically about the Colorado Rockies.
Speaker 1: I don't. This is what happened. We have a fake
Speaker 1: racism alert. Where did it come from? What happened? What
Speaker 1: does it prove about America? I'll tell you all that
Speaker 1: in just a second. But first and foremost, safety matters,
Speaker 1: especially in this crazy world. Right now, let me tell
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Speaker 1: that wife is now a widow and possibly dead herself.
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Speaker 1: he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show, It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. All right, we're gonna get to
Speaker 1: me doing my favorite thing in the world, and just
Speaker 1: a moment. We got Megan Kelly coming up in ten minutes,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get to the Colorado Rockies. But first,
Speaker 1: since I screwed up earlier it was a tech problem
Speaker 1: on the phones, I'm going to go to the phones
Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three
Speaker 1: No niceties, get to the point, Jerry go. Ten days
Speaker 1: ago was the five year anniversary of the FBI officially
Speaker 1: elpening up their Crossfire Hurricane investigation. Five years later, not
Speaker 1: one person has been prosecuted and not one person has
Speaker 1: done any jail time. And this is one of many
Speaker 1: answers to your question, Jesse, when you ask why do
Speaker 1: politicians feel so comfortable talking to us this way? Because
Speaker 1: they can and its system protects them. One hundred percent right,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent right. Absolutely nailed at, Jerry, and well
Speaker 1: done getting right to the point, my man. And it
Speaker 1: was an excellent point. I said this. I said this
Speaker 1: during the the FBI stuff when it came to the
Speaker 1: fives accord, Remember the Steel dossie. I mean, we've used
Speaker 1: this before, but we have to wrap our minds around
Speaker 1: what a huge deal this is. The FBI is obviously
Speaker 1: spoke to be the most non political thing in the world,
Speaker 1: right supposed to be Hillary Clinton, her campaign, well not
Speaker 1: her campaign people who were It was a long story
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton, though, the Hillary Clinton people, they paid a
Speaker 1: disgraced for an intelligence agent to create a dossier of
Speaker 1: dirt on Trump. Now, don't think that that's unique or
Speaker 1: something like that. That's what politicians do. They dig for
Speaker 1: dirt on their opponents so they can use it to
Speaker 1: hurt them. That's not this guy creates this dossier, but
Speaker 1: because he disgraced guy. He's a disgrace guy. He's not
Speaker 1: a credible human being at all. It's all crap. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's got horror, It's got information in there that
Speaker 1: everyone knows isn't true, it's not reliable. He's using bad sources.
Speaker 1: And this is well known. The Federal Bureau of Investigation
Speaker 1: under Barack Obama took information that they knew was bad.
Speaker 1: They knew it was bad. They took they knowing they
Speaker 1: took bad information, and they went down to the FISA
Speaker 1: court and got a warrant to spy on the political
Speaker 1: campaign of the opponents of the president of the United
Speaker 1: States of America. I really genuinely mean this, and I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not trying to be over the top. That
Speaker 1: is such a serious crime, capital punishment should have been
Speaker 1: considered for the people involved. That is that big of
Speaker 1: a deal when you consider the power the Federal Bureau
Speaker 1: of Investigation, the power they hold in their hands. To
Speaker 1: abuse the power on that level is it's stunning. It's stunning,
Speaker 1: And not a single person saw one day in jail.
Speaker 1: One FBI lawyer got busted for it. He got hobation.
Speaker 1: What he just said about no accountability is one thousand
Speaker 1: percent correct. That's why they feel so comfortable all the
Speaker 1: time abusing us and abusing us and abusing us. No
Speaker 1: one's ever held accountable. I mean, we bring up the
Speaker 1: Clintons a lot, because, let's be honest, the Clintons were
Speaker 1: the best bad guys ever. I missed the Clintons. When
Speaker 1: I say I missed the Clintons, I mean it m
Speaker 1: any book, any movie. It's not about the good guy.
Speaker 1: There's a great good guy in every book. They know
Speaker 1: how to make a protagonist, the really truly great ones.
Speaker 1: It's about the bad guy. He gotta have a good
Speaker 1: bad guy. Any anybody who ever watched professional wrestling, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you it's all about the heel. You gotta hate
Speaker 1: the bad guy. You know why you love Gladiator, It's
Speaker 1: not just because of Russell Russell Crowe and Rome and
Speaker 1: the cool historical stuff. You love Gladiator because you hated
Speaker 1: the Emperor you despised him in that movie. I missed
Speaker 1: the Clintons because they were such dirty political scum. I mean,
Speaker 1: dirty political scum. Wrap your mind around having the Clinton
Speaker 1: Foundation that never does anything political yet takes in routinely
Speaker 1: tens of millions of dollars in donations from foreign entities
Speaker 1: while Hillary is Secretary of State. That is so that
Speaker 1: is so brazenly dirty. And the Clintons just did it.
Speaker 1: They just did it all the time. But back to
Speaker 1: the Clintons what I was talking about. Hillary Clinton deleted
Speaker 1: thirty thousand emails under subpoena, under subpoena, and nothing happened.
Speaker 1: The FBI just dropped it like a hot potato. And
Speaker 1: that's why they're all comfortable now. They're all completely comfortable
Speaker 1: spitting in the face of you and I, oh gosh,
Speaker 1: it gets back to the Rockies thing here in just
Speaker 1: a second. But I do have to take a brief
Speaker 1: moment and do my favorite thing in the world and
Speaker 1: say I told you so. Do you remember? Do you remember?
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure everybody remembers when the
Speaker 1: Texas Democrats. Remember the Texas Democrats when they took off
Speaker 1: for Washington, DC and they broke the law. And I
Speaker 1: came on the radio and said, what they remember, they
Speaker 1: broke the law and not a small crime either, it's
Speaker 1: a crime. They didn't violate rules. They committed crimes. And
Speaker 1: Grey Gabbott, governor of Texas, gets on the radio and
Speaker 1: says they're all going to jail. They'll all be arrested
Speaker 1: the second day. Get back. And what did I come
Speaker 1: on the radio and tell you that night when everyone
Speaker 1: else was saying something different? What did I tell you, Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: I can't hear you. What did I say? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I came on and said, people, these are Republicans, they're
Speaker 1: not Democrats. They don't use power. They would never they
Speaker 1: would never dream of using power. The communist uses power.
Speaker 1: The Republican constantly searches for reasons why he can't use
Speaker 1: his power. I'm looking at a picture right now one
Speaker 1: of the Texas Democrats is not only back in Texas.
Speaker 1: His name's James Tellarrico. I wouldn't look at it unless
Speaker 1: you want your tea levels to drop. But James Tallarico,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at him. Not only in Texas. He's posted
Speaker 1: a picture of himself in Texas. He's actually posted a
Speaker 1: picture of himself at a specific location in Texas, and man,
Speaker 1: he even says, I'm home. It's weird. He's weird how
Speaker 1: he's not in jail. I mean, they know right where
Speaker 1: he is. It's weird he's not in jail. So what
Speaker 1: we're gonna get is, I'll get a bunch of people
Speaker 1: saying a judge, a Democrat, judge blocked him from arresting them. Okay,
Speaker 1: would that stop them? Would it stop them? Are we
Speaker 1: now going to be the only team that plays by
Speaker 1: the rules? You know what? We'll ask Megan Kelly about that.
Speaker 1: In Obama and kids in schools. We got the great
Speaker 1: Megan Kelly coming up now every day being sad it
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. I had no idea Megan
Speaker 1: was in the country. Oh that's kind of awesome joining
Speaker 1: me now, journalist and host of The Megan Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Megan Kelly herself, Megan modern Country. Why Jesse, you know
Speaker 1: this gal from Upset, New York spends a few weeks
Speaker 1: a year, probably up to a month in Montana and SKA.
Speaker 1: You know they can't listen to different stuff up there,
Speaker 1: broadening my horizon. You know, as someone who grew up
Speaker 1: in Montana. I moved there when I was ten. I
Speaker 1: try to tell people, even all my people who are
Speaker 1: in Texas where I live now, that is a different
Speaker 1: kind of country. It is wild up there, absolutely open place.
Speaker 1: But all right, getting to the point here, Obama's big parties,
Speaker 1: the big news, and we'll get to some other stuff
Speaker 1: in a second. What I've tried to explain to people
Speaker 1: is doesn't it simply show that they're not as worried
Speaker 1: about coronavirus as they're telling all of us to be.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like I think it's fake, but Megan,
Speaker 1: they're telling you and I we have to be scared,
Speaker 1: and little Timmy has to stay home, and Grandma's gonna die,
Speaker 1: and then they're living it up well. And the other
Speaker 1: thing is, how dare they tell me I've got a
Speaker 1: mask up my now eight year old he goes back
Speaker 1: to school into this second grade. But Obama, who's supposed
Speaker 1: to be subject to the same mandates masks have to
Speaker 1: go out now, even if you're vaccinated, he doesn't have
Speaker 1: to listen at all. So this sixty year old guy
Speaker 1: can do whatever the hell you want. But you can
Speaker 1: tell my son and my other son and my daughter,
Speaker 1: all of whom are little. They've got a mask up
Speaker 1: all day. I mean, I'm with rand Paul. Don't listen,
Speaker 1: don't at this point. I mean, there's something take you
Speaker 1: have to because they're not going to let your kids
Speaker 1: in the school east in my district. But I tell
Speaker 1: my kids all the time, when you can get away
Speaker 1: with getting that mask off your face, to do it,
Speaker 1: and I do the same. Are we creating a generation
Speaker 1: of kids who were going to have more mental issues
Speaker 1: than we did Megan? With all this mass stuff I'd
Speaker 1: occurred to me the other day. I told the story.
Speaker 1: Today two or three healthy young teenage boys look like
Speaker 1: athletes walking through my neighborhood outside with masks on. How
Speaker 1: mentally messed up is that kid? What have we done
Speaker 1: to our kids in this country? I think it's up
Speaker 1: to us. I do think that. Like I live in
Speaker 1: New York and there are so many people who love
Speaker 1: to lean into their COVID fear in New York. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a town that when eighty seven percent for Biden,
Speaker 1: and that's what they're doing to their kids. But my
Speaker 1: kids are not going to be like that. Your kids
Speaker 1: aren't gonna be like that, because the mess really comes
Speaker 1: from home. I mean, my kids would be like, ah,
Speaker 1: masks are such a pain. All right, we'll do it,
Speaker 1: but no way are They're like, ah, I'm scared the
Speaker 1: people who have the masks on. So it's really up
Speaker 1: to the parents to set the right messaging. Homeschooling is
Speaker 1: on the rise. In fact, if the numbers are to
Speaker 1: be believed here, and there's no reason not to believe him,
Speaker 1: the numbers are blowing up. My question is, are people
Speaker 1: realizing these schools are absolutely cultural Marxist poison or are
Speaker 1: they just so frustrated with the masks and lockdowns they're
Speaker 1: pulling their kids out. What level of awareness do parents
Speaker 1: have now for what's going on in our schools. Oh,
Speaker 1: I think they're tuned in in a way they haven't
Speaker 1: been maybe effort maybe ever between being able to watch
Speaker 1: your kids school thanks to Zoom last spring in a
Speaker 1: spring of twenty twenty, and then a lot of parents
Speaker 1: sadly all last year, and then critical race theory just
Speaker 1: becoming a much bigger story. So you've got the double lamming.
Speaker 1: You know, your kid is being told if he has
Speaker 1: white skin, he's a white supremacist through no fault of
Speaker 1: his own and if he has brown or black skin
Speaker 1: that he's less than and he can never quite get
Speaker 1: over those that hump because of his you know, skin color.
Speaker 1: All the wrong messages that we've been trying to get
Speaker 1: passed for years. Then there they're you know, they get
Speaker 1: the drag queen story hour. My kid in the third
Speaker 1: grade in his private school in New York was asked
Speaker 1: almost on a weekly basis whether he still thought he
Speaker 1: was a boy everyone in the class. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: so it's that stuff plus masks, plexiglass. My daughter and
Speaker 1: her private school in New York where we're leaving, but
Speaker 1: she was told they got yelled at for outside with
Speaker 1: mask sons singing no singing songs like So when it's
Speaker 1: like that, the parents, what reason do they have to
Speaker 1: leave them in school? Becomes a question. Speaking with Meghan Kelly,
Speaker 1: journalist and host of The Meghan Kelly Show, Megan, I
Speaker 1: have only half joked before that you're the last actual
Speaker 1: journalist left in the United States of America. What happened
Speaker 1: to the profession? Has it? Always he's been a problem?
Speaker 1: Is that? What happened to it now? Because you can't
Speaker 1: find real information anymore now? Yeah, Well, I've said before,
Speaker 1: and I really believe this, that journalism it is dead.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's like there's a little there's a pocket here,
Speaker 1: a pocket there. But for the most part, the way
Speaker 1: we used to know it, it's over. It's dead. And
Speaker 1: you know, it's not that Trump killed it, but he
Speaker 1: was like, they're Cavorkian. They were doing it to themselves.
Speaker 1: And he was kind of the machine, the guy who
Speaker 1: helped with the machine. Because the bias was there, Jesse,
Speaker 1: it was there. I lived through it, and I thought
Speaker 1: myself as somebody who was always I always always center right,
Speaker 1: but nonpartisan, non ideological, and so I could see it.
Speaker 1: I could see it on the right end of left.
Speaker 1: And I thought Fox was a great antidote to this
Speaker 1: very strong left leaning press. And then Trump came along,
Speaker 1: and he not only exposed the bias that was already there,
Speaker 1: but he was the thing that made them say, we're
Speaker 1: taking off the mask altogether, and we're leaning into our bias.
Speaker 1: He's such a singularly bad character. We're leaning into our bias.
Speaker 1: And I said at the time, and I maintain that
Speaker 1: it was such a dangerous decision on so many levels,
Speaker 1: and just to take one off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: They now look around and say, why won't people believe
Speaker 1: us that the vaccines are important? Because you sacrificed all
Speaker 1: your credibility with NonStop Russia gait and everything Trump did
Speaker 1: was eleven. You know, we could go down the list
Speaker 1: and we no longer trust you at all. Right, So
Speaker 1: it was a huge deal that they did the Jorge
Speaker 1: Ramo's method of reporting just by saying he's a BIG's
Speaker 1: a bigod, he's a racist, he's a sexist, he's in everything.
Speaker 1: They saw that behavior, in everything he didn't said. People
Speaker 1: tuned out. People didn't know where to go for a
Speaker 1: legitimate information. I think a lot of us are still
Speaker 1: struggling with that. You get sucked into YouTube rabbit holes,
Speaker 1: and but the one thing you're not going to do
Speaker 1: is trust Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo. That we know
Speaker 1: there are undoubtedly a bunch of younger people out there
Speaker 1: wanting to be journalists or a media personality of some kind.
Speaker 1: And I'm more specifically talking about young ladies, and I
Speaker 1: personally believe so many young ladies get sucked into I
Speaker 1: just have to be pretty, But you have to do
Speaker 1: so much more than that to stand out. What's the
Speaker 1: Megan Kelly advice from the person who's obviously reached the mountaintop.
Speaker 1: For somebody young starting out, the highest compliment to a
Speaker 1: journalist is that people want to listen to you, not
Speaker 1: look at you, And that should be your goal. You know,
Speaker 1: if you're individual medium like television, you need to make
Speaker 1: yourself look good. Let's not kid ourselves. And there's a
Speaker 1: reason not look at it. A bunch of unattractive people
Speaker 1: on television get read it out. That's just and that's fine,
Speaker 1: and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. However,
Speaker 1: the goal should always be to make people want to listen.
Speaker 1: And I said it even then launching my podcast, because
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, you should put it on video.
Speaker 1: You know, people are seeing you, and I said, let's
Speaker 1: just try it audio only, because I would actually like
Speaker 1: to see will people listen to me? And they have
Speaker 1: and I kind of knew they would anyway, but it
Speaker 1: was so much validating, and I think it's much more
Speaker 1: validating even as you know, a young woman. I'm not
Speaker 1: that young anymore, but for young women to realize you
Speaker 1: have something smart to say, as opposed to you're gonna
Speaker 1: look really pre saying it. Megan what are you having
Speaker 1: for dinner tonight? I'm about to go out with my husband.
Speaker 1: Then there's something called a it's like a it's a
Speaker 1: pokey bowl. I guess it's not fish, chicken and rice.
Speaker 1: I could go for the Jesse Kelly cheeseburger. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna have to go ahead and mail
Speaker 1: you the recipe. But actually the poke bowl is not bad.
Speaker 1: The wife dragged me to that a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: It's this big bowl of noodles and eggs and meat
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I actually support that. I support
Speaker 1: you all the way. Go enjoy your dinner, Megan Kelly,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. It's a pleasure. Jesse. They just
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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. And boy, you didn't know you were going
Speaker 1: to be in for a treat tonight because Megan Kelly
Speaker 1: just gave me an idea. You heard maybe in passing
Speaker 1: reference you heard Megan say what she needs is a
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly burger. Well, we have a bunch of new listeners.
Speaker 1: Maybe you weren't aware that, on top of being this
Speaker 1: huge important celebrity, what Chris I am? On top of
Speaker 1: being this huge important celebrity. I also make the greatest
Speaker 1: cheeseburger on the planet, the greatest cheeseburger on the planet.
Speaker 1: And in case you think I he's just being over
Speaker 1: the top for radio, this has been independently verified by
Speaker 1: pretty much everybody I've ever made it for. I make
Speaker 1: the best cheeseburger on Earth. And I was taken years.
Speaker 1: I started at this right when I got out of
Speaker 1: the Marines, and it's taken years to figure out exactly
Speaker 1: how to make it. What makes it right? What makes
Speaker 1: it better? Would you like to know how to make
Speaker 1: the greatest cheeseburger on Earth? I will tell you in
Speaker 1: about ten minutes from now. I will tell you, but
Speaker 1: first and foremost, because I did want to talk about this.
Speaker 1: Look the Colorado Rockies. This was a story over the
Speaker 1: weekend Colorado Rockies game. Some fan starts calling out for
Speaker 1: their mascot, trying to get a hold of their mascot,
Speaker 1: and mascot's name is Dinger d I N g R.
Speaker 1: Immediately online, somebody thinks they hear the N word. While
Speaker 1: there's an investigation, the team puts out a statement, it's
Speaker 1: this huge thing. We are horrified. We are investigating. Turns
Speaker 1: out it's all for not So let's not spend a
Speaker 1: lot of time on this, but I do want to
Speaker 1: get to this. At just the thought that somebody might
Speaker 1: have said that word, the world stopped. Everything stopped until
Speaker 1: this is investigated. And we have to get to the truth.
Speaker 1: And we will not stand for this. And this is
Speaker 1: the end of the world. Okay, haven't we take care
Speaker 1: of the race, taken care of the racism thing though,
Speaker 1: as much as it can be taken care of, if
Speaker 1: that's the case. Because I want you to imagine something.
Speaker 1: I want you to imagine this, fan, I want you
Speaker 1: to imagine he actually did say the N word. What
Speaker 1: would happen? What would happen to that? Ben oh Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know everything bad you can possibly imagine. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, first and foremost, let's just let's just
Speaker 1: understand this one. Losing his job a foregone conclusion. Whatever
Speaker 1: he does, no matter his position at the company, I
Speaker 1: don't care if he's CEO or the mail clerk. Without question,
Speaker 1: he's fired. Okay, So if you were to say that word,
Speaker 1: you're fired. Okay. That's that's just step one, my goodness,
Speaker 1: that's step one. This day and age, without question, there
Speaker 1: would be one of two. If not both of these things,
Speaker 1: there would be a CNN crew on your front lawn
Speaker 1: showing your house to all the world, and or an angry,
Speaker 1: violent mob of Black Lives Matter people shouting profanities threatening you.
Speaker 1: That's too. Those two things are guaranteed. Okay, so you've
Speaker 1: lost your job. You now have an angry mob burning
Speaker 1: things on your front porch. The news media is now
Speaker 1: blasting your home out there. Okay, well, your wife, wife
Speaker 1: just lost her job if she works at all. If
Speaker 1: she doesn't work, all of her friend's circle was now gone. Hey,
Speaker 1: that's the wife, she's gone. Your kids, if you had
Speaker 1: said this word, your kids would have to leave the
Speaker 1: school the next day or they would either be mercilessly
Speaker 1: mocked and be rated by other kids. That's the best
Speaker 1: case scenario, probable scenario, depending on the makeup of the school.
Speaker 1: Your kids would have the daylights beating out of them.
Speaker 1: They'd come home missing teeth. All right, so you've lost
Speaker 1: your job. There's something burning on your front porch, and
Speaker 1: you know all these things are true. Your wife lost
Speaker 1: her job. If she has once, she did lose all
Speaker 1: her friends, and your kids are beaten to a bloody pulp.
Speaker 1: All right, So it's so bad now in this hometown
Speaker 1: that you will undoubtedly have to move. You will have
Speaker 1: to move, You will not be able to stay in
Speaker 1: this area again. You'll have to move to another place
Speaker 1: where nobody knows who you are. As soon as everyone
Speaker 1: forgets about it, you move to a tiny town in
Speaker 1: Montana and hope no one else ever finds out about
Speaker 1: it again. Okay, can we agree we've kind of taken
Speaker 1: care of the racism thing? Then you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If being a racist, if being a racist or or
Speaker 1: saying that word is going to result in all of
Speaker 1: those things happening to you, then how racist of a
Speaker 1: society are we? Still? Is there anything worse you could
Speaker 1: possibly be labeled as Chris as far as having your
Speaker 1: life destroyed, I would venture to guess, and I don't
Speaker 1: mean to be vulgar, I would venture to guess it
Speaker 1: would be light years better for your reputation to be
Speaker 1: caught as an adulterer than Codd is a racist in
Speaker 1: this country? Am I wrong? As far as the social
Speaker 1: stigma goes, it's undeniable. If that has become the peak
Speaker 1: evil you can possibly be, maybe we can set aside
Speaker 1: all the race politics. Now I think we've won, right,
Speaker 1: and the guy's totally gonna sue someone because for about
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes they saw he thought he said the N word.
Speaker 1: And you know that he's already getting threats by morons
Speaker 1: who didn't get updated on the story. All right, that
Speaker 1: was all the bad stuff, all right, eight seven seven
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three. I'll get to
Speaker 1: a phone call or two again before the show's over.
Speaker 1: And don't forget I'm about to teach you how to
Speaker 1: make the greatest cheeseburgers on the planet. Don't say where
Speaker 1: Chris they are. You haven't even had him yet. Emails Jesse,
Speaker 1: I'd like to know your thoughts on Romans thirteen. I
Speaker 1: feel like Christians have used this chapter as an excuse
Speaker 1: to be lazy when when we face the lockdown of
Speaker 1: churches and mask mandates. I feel there are several examples,
Speaker 1: especially in the Old Testament. He says, what Chris of
Speaker 1: God's people not complying with government? You can use my
Speaker 1: name always one hundercent right, undred percent right, look happy,
Speaker 1: happy to call out Christianity every chance I get, because
Speaker 1: we have to call out our own, don't we using
Speaker 1: turn the other cheek and just give to Caesar. What
Speaker 1: is Caesar's as an excuse to be a compliant, pathetic
Speaker 1: little sheep who sells your country down the river for
Speaker 1: people who hate your guts and will line your kids
Speaker 1: up with against the wall and shoot them in the head.
Speaker 1: That's not Christianity, that's cowardice. That's pathetic. That's pathetic, showgun.
Speaker 1: We've fought a war. We fought a war. You were
Speaker 1: in Iraq and spent twenty years in Afghanistan. We accomplished
Speaker 1: nothing in both places other than to break things, kill
Speaker 1: the enemy, and get our young men and women killed
Speaker 1: for no good reason. Obil that's Osama bin Laden was
Speaker 1: in Pakistan and we got him. Today we have an
Speaker 1: invading force of migrants so far exceeding more than a
Speaker 1: million souls, far exceeding the threat that we faced a
Speaker 1: thousand miles away, and it is permitted with the blessing
Speaker 1: by the communist pudding brain. What is it that makes
Speaker 1: you conclude this can end peacefully at some point? Isn't
Speaker 1: fighting for your way of life in geography a natural
Speaker 1: response to a threat to say I see blood in America? Eventually?
Speaker 1: What say you, Eminency? Says, I can use his name.
Speaker 1: His name is Chris. What makes me conclude it an
Speaker 1: end peacefully? Man? I don't know that it will, but
Speaker 1: I know this. We have to try everything, everything before
Speaker 1: that day ever comes, don't We don't we? I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming maybe you've seen some combat I have. Do
Speaker 1: you want that in your city streets? People talk all
Speaker 1: the time online about civil war, and we did have
Speaker 1: a civil war. Man, you don't want to see women dead.
Speaker 1: You don't want to see kids dead. I've had the privilege,
Speaker 1: believe me, you don't. That's not something you forget. You
Speaker 1: don't want that here. You don't want that here. We
Speaker 1: must do and try everything we possibly can, everything we
Speaker 1: can to save this place before we ever consider something
Speaker 1: like that. So I don't know. I don't know that
Speaker 1: I think it can end peacefully, But I do know this.
Speaker 1: We try everything twice, three times, ten times before we
Speaker 1: ever get to a place where we consider stuff like that. Now,
Speaker 1: you didn't know when you tuned into the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show tonight you were going to have the greatest thing
Speaker 1: ever happened to you. It's about to happen to you next.
Speaker 1: Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday,
Speaker 1: and little did you know this was going to be
Speaker 1: the best night of your life or afternoon or evening,
Speaker 1: depending on what time zone you're in. It's weird now
Speaker 1: that the show's nationwide. Some people listen at like four
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, other people it's like nine o'clock. I
Speaker 1: don't know why we need time zones, Chris, I don't
Speaker 1: support it. I've never supported it. Look when we start
Speaker 1: jesse Land, when the country gets a national divorce, and
Speaker 1: I will obviously be the benevolent dictator of the new
Speaker 1: place while we get everything worked out. Jesse Land, we're
Speaker 1: not going to have time zones. Just know that headline.
Speaker 1: Remember we talked to earlier in the show about Obama
Speaker 1: and them just rubbing all that COVID stuff in your face.
Speaker 1: Mass panic out there, yet they're having big parties. And
Speaker 1: what I said was all cultural institutions now are rotted out,
Speaker 1: corrupted and bad, and people just have to accept it. Well,
Speaker 1: people are accepting it. This is a headline from Fox News.
Speaker 1: CNN helped raise two hundred and thirty thousand for quote
Speaker 1: Mom facing eviction before issuing a major correction. She's not
Speaker 1: the mother. They promoted the story of a mom of
Speaker 1: three young children. She was nervous about being evicted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she wasn't the mom at all, which leads me to
Speaker 1: my next headline, CNN, MSNBC drop in the trust ratings.
Speaker 1: That's according to Forbes, people are figuring out slowly, not
Speaker 1: as fast as you'd like them too, But people are
Speaker 1: figuring out. Everything you see is a lie now, and
Speaker 1: that gets hard to accept. But let's set that aside
Speaker 1: and let me welcome you in to the world of
Speaker 1: the greatest cheeseburger on the planet. My world. You see,
Speaker 1: I'm a man of few skills. I certainly have few
Speaker 1: skills in the kitchen. I'm not going to go out
Speaker 1: and bake you a pie. I'm not even gonna be
Speaker 1: able to make you spaghetti. But if you were on
Speaker 1: death row and had to choose one cheeseburger, you would
Speaker 1: choose mine. Are you ready? Are you ready? If you
Speaker 1: miss any part of this, the whole thing is podcast.
Speaker 1: Did iHeart Google, Spotify and iTunes? First and foremost? Did
Speaker 1: you butt the car head to the grocery store? Do
Speaker 1: not send someone else to do this for you. The
Speaker 1: burger is your responsibility from start to finish, So take
Speaker 1: responsibility for it. If you send your wife or your
Speaker 1: husband to the store and they don't know all the steps,
Speaker 1: they don't know everything, they will come back with a
Speaker 1: step messed up. And when I tell you I've been
Speaker 1: working on this for a long time, since I got
Speaker 1: out of the Marine Corps was what oh four, I've
Speaker 1: been working on this since oh four, I know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing. Walk into the grocery store yourself. You cannot delegate.
Speaker 1: Walk into the grocery store yourself. First place you're headed,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming, depending on how your grocery store is laid out.
Speaker 1: The meat. I want you to grab a pack of
Speaker 1: that ninety ten beef, look at it, and then throw
Speaker 1: it back down in the meat section, because you're not
Speaker 1: even going to look at anything like that serious. If
Speaker 1: that's all they have in the meat section, walk away,
Speaker 1: and do not make my burgers, or if you do
Speaker 1: make them, don't you dare call them my burgers. You
Speaker 1: must get the fattiest meat humanly possible. In many grocery
Speaker 1: stores that will be eighty twenty. Because this here's Texas,
Speaker 1: we get seventy three twenty seven. And that's what I buy.
Speaker 1: The fat is important. I'm not just trying to be
Speaker 1: a big tubby. I'm telling you this for a reason,
Speaker 1: which we'll get to that reason in just a moment.
Speaker 1: From the meat section, you will then turn and walk
Speaker 1: over to the cheese section, and you see all those
Speaker 1: new cheeses and fancy cheeses, and look at this when
Speaker 1: it did to ignore all that and get some craft
Speaker 1: American cheese slices. Yes, I love cheese of all kind
Speaker 1: I'm actually a cheese freak, even the fancy ones. I
Speaker 1: like it all For a cheeseburger. A cheeseburger is made
Speaker 1: with American cheese. It's the one that gets melty and gooey,
Speaker 1: and you need American cheese craft American cheese slices. Next
Speaker 1: the buns. I don't know when we decided to not
Speaker 1: have any standards in this country anymore, but I watch
Speaker 1: people grab hamburger and hot dog buns in the grocery
Speaker 1: store and nothing, nothing disheartens me more for the direction
Speaker 1: of this nation. They walk by and they just grab
Speaker 1: the one off the end and throw in the cart. Chris,
Speaker 1: do you do that? Be honest right now? Okay, Chris,
Speaker 1: of course he doesn't. You stay there and you finger
Speaker 1: the buns. You must finger the buns. You have to
Speaker 1: check the dates because they put the ones that are
Speaker 1: fresher in the backs so suckers will buy the older ones.
Speaker 1: You check the back first, you finger the buns. You
Speaker 1: don't know just by dates either. Unless you're willing to
Speaker 1: sink your fingers into the buns, you cannot make my burgers.
Speaker 1: Find your buns. Pull the buns out. Now to the
Speaker 1: condiment section. You need three things three things only. You
Speaker 1: need garlic powder. I stress this again, garlic powder, not
Speaker 1: garlic salt. When I say this, I'm saying this from
Speaker 1: the times I have screwed it up, and I have
Speaker 1: screwed up many No garlic salt, garlic powder. You need
Speaker 1: any kind. This is the only flexibility I'll give you.
Speaker 1: Any kind of all purpose seasoning. You can use lowies,
Speaker 1: and I think you know all the I think Nature
Speaker 1: Zone has one, don't they, Chris Nature? What am I
Speaker 1: asking you for? Any kind of all purpose season You
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Now. Lastly, and this is
Speaker 1: the star of the show. This is not debatable. And
Speaker 1: for some reason, I've had people send me emails about
Speaker 1: how they made my burgers, and they didn't use this,
Speaker 1: and I just about blow a gasket. Walk to the
Speaker 1: hot sauce section and buy Chipotle Tabasco sauce. I didn't
Speaker 1: say Tabasco sauce, did I? I didn't say what other
Speaker 1: kind of hot sauce you like? I didn't say Chipotle cholula,
Speaker 1: even though that's delicious. Did I say any of those things?
Speaker 1: Chipotle Tabasco sauce is what I said. And if you
Speaker 1: happen to already have some at home, you don't have enough.
Speaker 1: Trust me on that. Buy new bottle. You're gonna need
Speaker 1: a new bottle. Now you got all your fixings, walk
Speaker 1: over to the lettuce and tomato and onion section, and
Speaker 1: then just keep walking because I'm not making you a salad.
Speaker 1: This is a cheeseburger. And none of that filth goes
Speaker 1: on my burger. Go check out, go home, drop your
Speaker 1: burger in. I usually use a big bowl if you
Speaker 1: have one. A cookie tray will work fine, too. All
Speaker 1: that raw burger gets dropped there. Use a medium amount
Speaker 1: of garlic powder. You can't really over garlic it too much,
Speaker 1: I mean, but I wouldn't dump it on there. Just
Speaker 1: a medium amounts fine, A medium too small amount of
Speaker 1: the general seasoning you use. Let me stress this again,
Speaker 1: medium too small. Burgers are not steaks. You can do
Speaker 1: this with stakes too, but it's very easy to over
Speaker 1: salt to burger, especially this one. So the medium to
Speaker 1: small amount. Lastly, that chabolt la tabasco sauce. Go, grab
Speaker 1: that bottle, open it, start dumping. I didn't say put
Speaker 1: a couple drops on, did I I said start dumping
Speaker 1: I and people think I'm joking. Per pound of burger,
Speaker 1: I will use half a bottle, if not more. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: don't worry. Don't worry. If what you're saying right now
Speaker 1: is Jesse. Now, I won't be able to handle the heat.
Speaker 1: Hear me out here, hear me out You still have
Speaker 1: to cook these burgers. Almost all of the heat will
Speaker 1: cook off. There'll be a little left, but almost all
Speaker 1: the heat will cook off. You need that smoky chipotle
Speaker 1: flavor in there. Dump a ton on there, and as
Speaker 1: soon as you're like, wow, that's probably too much, dump
Speaker 1: some more on there. You can't have too much. I've
Speaker 1: made these things a million times and screwed them up
Speaker 1: a million different ways. I've never once made them and said, oh,
Speaker 1: that's too much. Chipotlea Tabasco. It's never happened, So be generous. Now,
Speaker 1: mix all that stuff up together. Your hands are gonna
Speaker 1: get dirty here. Mix it all up together and do
Speaker 1: a big mashy thing too. It's all mixed in time
Speaker 1: to make your patties. Burger patties are thin. Good burger
Speaker 1: patties are thin patties. Don't be one of these guys,
Speaker 1: like my burger patty ten feet thick, because I think
Speaker 1: it makes me a man. If you want more meat
Speaker 1: on your burger, that's fine, make it, make it a
Speaker 1: double cheeseburger. But it's important for the cooking process the
Speaker 1: way you make these. The patties are large and thin,
Speaker 1: might are really fat. They look like I practically look
Speaker 1: like flapjacks. One little PSA to keep in mind here,
Speaker 1: if you have the seventy three twenty seven beef, it's
Speaker 1: gonna look like you just jumped into the Arctic without
Speaker 1: your swimsuit on. There's a lot of shrinkage that's about
Speaker 1: to happen when that thing hits the pan because so
Speaker 1: much of it's fat. So make that patty really, really,
Speaker 1: really big. It's about to get small in a hurry.
Speaker 1: I did say pan, just nowdy, you know it's just now.
Speaker 1: When I said pan, yeah, I didn't misspeak. Good burgers
Speaker 1: are not made on your grill. I know you love
Speaker 1: your grill. Fellas, I'm definitely talking to you. Ladies won't
Speaker 1: have as much pride about this. I know you love
Speaker 1: your grill. I'm sure you make a million great things
Speaker 1: on your grill. Keep making good things on your grill.
Speaker 1: The best burgers in the world are made on a
Speaker 1: flat top of some kind. Now, you can put a
Speaker 1: flat grill, a grill or something, or a cast iron
Speaker 1: pan on your grill. I do that a lot. That
Speaker 1: helps with the splatterage, but it's got to be cooked
Speaker 1: in something flat. All right, we're not quite done yet.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make your evening and finish off the best
Speaker 1: burgers in the world, and then headlines. I didn't get
Speaker 1: to hang on. Is he smarter than everyone who knows?
Speaker 1: Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show, It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment. We'll get to headlines.
Speaker 1: I didn't get two couple of emails here in just
Speaker 1: a second, but I know you're dying for the finale
Speaker 1: on the burger In case you missed the beginning of
Speaker 1: me telling you how to make the greatest burgers on Earth.
Speaker 1: The whole show's available on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.
Speaker 1: You can podcast it at your leisure. The burgers mixed.
Speaker 1: You have a frying pan, cast iron is preferred, but
Speaker 1: if you just have a regular frying pan, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I've made this thing for years and a regular old
Speaker 1: frying pan. Say when I make my eggs in and
Speaker 1: it was just fine. Burger goes down, Burger gets flipped
Speaker 1: soon as you flip. I don't know why I feel
Speaker 1: like I have to say this. The cheese goes on
Speaker 1: the nanosecond you flip the burger. Cheese on a burger
Speaker 1: should be melting all over the place, not half melted, certainly,
Speaker 1: not this unmelted thing at all. I've actually had restaurants
Speaker 1: bring me out a burger before a still cold piece
Speaker 1: of cheese on the top. You know how I say,
Speaker 1: I never talked to the manager. Oh, I'll talk to
Speaker 1: the manager. Then, don't bring me that garbage. Melt the cheese,
Speaker 1: take the burger off, place it on your fresh buns
Speaker 1: because you took the time to feel them and then enjoy.
Speaker 1: And I know what you're saying, Jesse. You forgot to
Speaker 1: add the mayo or catchup or mustard or whatever. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I did not forget at all my burgers.
Speaker 1: That burger I just designed for you and spent years
Speaker 1: slaving in the kitchen over My burger doesn't need anything.
Speaker 1: It doesn't need ketchup, mustard, mayo. It doesn't need tomatoes.
Speaker 1: We'll know what. Nothing needs tomatoes. It doesn't need onions.
Speaker 1: It doesn't need anything. My burger is perfect with just
Speaker 1: the bones, meat and cheese. Go and do likewise email
Speaker 1: Love the Titanic podcast. As a kid, I was fascinated
Speaker 1: by shipwrecks and I read a lot of books about
Speaker 1: the Titanic. The history episode was a blast from the
Speaker 1: past for me. Love the show. Jesse keep unmasking the
Speaker 1: americams and calling them out for who they really are.
Speaker 1: In case you don't know what he's talking about. Every
Speaker 1: week or so, depending on what the time and technical
Speaker 1: issues will allow us to do, I put out a
Speaker 1: history podcast totally separate. You're not gonna hear it here
Speaker 1: on the air. Generally, I mean, I can't give you
Speaker 1: a time. I'll try to keep them forty to forty
Speaker 1: five minutes. I can't make any promises on that because
Speaker 1: part of the reason I love doing them as I
Speaker 1: can just go as long as I want. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have some that are definitely going to go longer. But
Speaker 1: I did one. The last one I did is on
Speaker 1: the Titanic. If you're looking for it, it's on that
Speaker 1: same podcast feed the iHeart Google, Spotify and iTunes feed.
Speaker 1: It's right there. Just stroll down. What's it called, Chris,
Speaker 1: Is it called lessons from History or something? What's it called. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just called History with Jesse Kelly, and you'll see
Speaker 1: Titanic on there. So there you go, go enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I know you have asked doctor Jesse on Fridays, but
Speaker 1: this is an emergency. My nine year old daughter has
Speaker 1: told me on a few occasions that Joe Biden is
Speaker 1: a pretty cool president, she says, heartbroken. When she told
Speaker 1: me this, I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe she wanted me to get her something,
Speaker 1: But unfortunately my life and I know we will have
Speaker 1: to work double time to counteract the public school system.
Speaker 1: I have to admit when I was in the military, quote,
Speaker 1: you followed your commander in chief but this, he says,
Speaker 1: illegally elected person can't get anything done till medtime. Look,
Speaker 1: she's nine, bro, she'll figure it out. Even if my
Speaker 1: boys were wing nut lefties, which they're not, they really
Speaker 1: have gone the other direction with that. Even if my
Speaker 1: boys were wing nut lefties, they would come around. It
Speaker 1: was hilarious. I forget where they were talking about. They
Speaker 1: were referencing some video games or something like that, and
Speaker 1: they said, yeah, Dad, it's pretty cool you get to
Speaker 1: kill communists. And I was like, woa, that's my boy.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Jolly Green Jesse. During the
Speaker 1: August sixth episode, you rhetorically asked if we've made a
Speaker 1: mistake in choosing our current form of government. Many founders
Speaker 1: thought a republic could only work on a small scale,
Speaker 1: and personally, I find the worries of the so called
Speaker 1: anti federalists at the time of ratification to have been
Speaker 1: completely vindicated. The experiment worked in seventeen eighty seven, but
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure it works in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: And a nation is large and ideologically polarized at ours,
Speaker 1: So what happens after the national divorce so on and
Speaker 1: so forth. Look, one thing I don't want to say
Speaker 1: that saddens me because there's enough sad news out there.
Speaker 1: One of the things it does bum me out a
Speaker 1: little bit is this, the coming years, the coming decades,
Speaker 1: they're not going to look anything like the past decades
Speaker 1: in our government. In the future, whatever it is, it
Speaker 1: will not be a limited government. I know that. I
Speaker 1: know that because history tells me so. The freedom portion
Speaker 1: of the whole freedom experiment that's gone. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: now a bigger, stronger government that has much, much, much
Speaker 1: more power over our lives than it had ever it
Speaker 1: was ever supposed to have. That sucks, but it means
Speaker 1: we have to back the right horse. It means you're
Speaker 1: either going to have this guy with too much power
Speaker 1: who wants to destroy everything you care about, or this guy,
Speaker 1: also with too much power, who wants to destroy the
Speaker 1: people who want to destroy everything you care about. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. I want to vote for tiny, tiny government.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have that option. Oh shoot, headlines, I
Speaker 1: didn't get to all right, time for headlines, I didn't
Speaker 1: get to We'll get to like two job opening surge
Speaker 1: above ten million for the first time ever. The Labor
Speaker 1: Departments says job openings serve a surge above ten million,
Speaker 1: first time ever. Well, it looks like all those stimulus
Speaker 1: checks and unemployment checks to stay home and not work. Boy,
Speaker 1: it turns out the government did something and it's gonna backfire.
Speaker 1: Who the thought beadline Rampaul implores Americans to choose freedom
Speaker 1: over potential lockdowns. Time for us to resist. We played
Speaker 1: that audio earlier in the show. Go resist all of
Speaker 1: us for now. You are still very, very free, that's all.