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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and oh wow,

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Speaker 1: this is embarrassing. Yeah, I can't believe it, But looks

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Speaker 1: like I've won another award. Oh really, I guess I

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Speaker 1: was just voted most irresistible Male under sixty by Modern

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Speaker 1: Cowboy magazine, which.

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Speaker 2: Is funny because you're as far from a cowboy as

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Speaker 2: you could possibly get.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, shil Above, maybe they'll pick you next year, but

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Speaker 1: you know, this happens. And of course they interviewed me,

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Speaker 1: asking me a bunch of questions that hard.

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Speaker 3: It was about how.

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Speaker 1: I became so effortlessly intoxicating to people of all genders

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Speaker 1: in all countries all over the world.

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Speaker 2: The masculinity is just oozing from your part.

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Speaker 3: It's nice of you to admit that, Brooke.

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Speaker 1: And it was weird because at the exact same time

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Speaker 1: as Modern Cowboy was interviewing me, Men's Health magazine published

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Speaker 1: their own separate article claiming they finally cracked the code

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Speaker 1: to male charm and charisma, and they put out a

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Speaker 1: list of the top ways men can make themselves irresistible

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Speaker 1: to women. So when I saw that, I thought, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Who they interviewed for that one a lonely hemsworth.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious, But you know what, I thought it might be funny.

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Speaker 3: Just for a second.

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Speaker 1: For you're gonna humor them to take a peek at

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Speaker 1: it and see what their advice because they published eight

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Speaker 1: tips for guys to follow and Jose, when we go

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Speaker 1: down this list, think of this as an opportunity for

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Speaker 1: you to do some personal growth. You know, ask yourself,

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Speaker 1: how can I become more irresistible? Maybe you'll also grace

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Speaker 1: the cover of Modern Cowboy magazine someday.

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Speaker 2: It's like you could borrow Jeffrey's chaps. You can.

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Speaker 1: Anytime, anytime, but just keep an open mind. So let's

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Speaker 1: see what they said, all right. Number eight on the list,

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Speaker 1: plan a big vacation you've been putting off. A man

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Speaker 1: who's about to go on a trip or is just

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Speaker 1: getting back from one is hot.

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Speaker 3: What do you agree with that?

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Speaker 2: It means he travels so I have a chance of

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Speaker 2: getting taken on the trips.

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Speaker 1: Number seven, get one hundred dollars haircut and post a

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Speaker 1: photo of the receipt. A man who spends money on

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Speaker 1: self care is a sexy man.

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Speaker 2: Hat, Yeah, do not post a receipt picture That is terrible.

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Speaker 3: Would that work? He has nice hair? No, it shows

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Speaker 3: that he has money. That's just equal to nice hair.

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Speaker 2: People who like brag about money. That is a turn off.

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Speaker 1: But the translation here is a guy who spends a

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Speaker 1: bunch of money on his hair. Can't be mad if

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Speaker 1: you want to go spend a bunch of money on

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Speaker 1: your hair like that, or.

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Speaker 2: The translation should be I can spend my money on

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Speaker 2: whatever the hell I want to get an opinion on it.

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Speaker 1: That's not how relations I'm pretty sure it is number six.

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Speaker 1: Browse organic markets. Women love guys who hate pesticides.

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Speaker 2: With you on that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you see a guy in the check out line

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Speaker 1: and he's holding an organic zucchini instead of one from

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Speaker 1: a can, and you're like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it says to me you care? It does?

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Speaker 3: It does the guy with the organic produce.

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Speaker 2: If you're that thoughtful about the zucchini, think about what

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Speaker 2: else you could be thoughtful of.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so spend a lot of money on your produce,

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Speaker 1: but spend a lot of money on your.

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Speaker 2: Hair, because how is that helping anybody else but you?

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Speaker 3: It helps my eyes.

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Speaker 1: Look at you. We're going over an article from Men's

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Speaker 1: Health magazine about the top eight ways a man can

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Speaker 1: make himself irresistible to women. Number five, become a regular

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Speaker 1: at some place plush. It'll impress a date when you

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Speaker 1: finally get one.

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Speaker 3: Not the local I like that. Yeah, like an upscale bar,

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Speaker 3: fancy restaurant.

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Speaker 2: He's a member of the country club.

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Speaker 1: He's a VIP at that hook allows. Number four is

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Speaker 1: renovate a room in your place. Ask an interior decorator

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Speaker 1: for her honest opinion. Then spruce your living situation up

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Speaker 1: and you're golden.

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Speaker 2: Oh yep, I am.

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Speaker 3: Still on this really. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: The worst is like the obvious, like black leather couch

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Speaker 2: that you've had since you were nineteen years old.

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Speaker 3: Totally Yeah, you need to get rid of that. Well,

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Speaker 3: I am going to get into your designer. When I move.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna get a whole new blade, whole new furniture,

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Speaker 2: Burn it down.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I got the approval of this is You're

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Speaker 1: sounding more and more irresistible.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing. What a picture, A real picture on the wall.

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Speaker 1: Number three from the list from Men's Health magazine about

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Speaker 1: the top ways to make yourself irresistible to women. Throw

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Speaker 1: a big bash, hire a DJ, caterer, bartender, and invite everybody.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: It's expensive, but it can't hurt my basic because I

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Speaker 1: like all these well they are because they all boiled

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Speaker 1: down to this person has a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: List.

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Speaker 1: That's why, a lot of money, a lot of connections,

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Speaker 1: love friends.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: Number two on the list is read Gabriel Marquez novels

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Speaker 1: out in public?

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Speaker 2: What you okay? Lot? And I don't know who that is.

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Speaker 3: I didn't either, so I looked it up.

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Speaker 1: It's some Latin guy who wrote a bunch of fiction

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Speaker 1: novels about love and war and dreams.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds like No.

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Speaker 1: The girls that are attracted to me, that would just

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Speaker 1: confuse Then they're like, oh, he can read.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you should like be honest into what

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Speaker 2: you're into, you know, And if you only read the

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Speaker 2: back of cereal boxes, like Jose, that's fine. Ye.

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Speaker 1: Honesty isn't irresistible, Broke, I don't know what you're talking about. No,

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Speaker 1: you hold this guy's book out in public, It's like

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Speaker 1: bees to honey. Finally, the number one thing a man

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Speaker 1: can do to make himself irresistible, according to Men's Health magazine,

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Speaker 1: is yes, donate your time or money, women dig guys.

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Speaker 3: Who are concerned about their fellow man.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that is so good.

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Speaker 3: I donate a lot of money. But you don't go

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Speaker 2: That's why you need to donate your time, like you

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Speaker 2: need to go down and actually put some volunteers in.

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Speaker 3: Shine with kids donating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really want a guy with kids? Well no, like

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Speaker 2: don't eat it helping kids, hungry.

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Speaker 1: Kids, But you can't post I just donated the hungry kids.

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Speaker 2: You need to find a cause to actually do something

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Speaker 2: good because you want to, not because you want everybody

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Speaker 2: to see you do it.

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Speaker 3: Actually, so you have to care.

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Speaker 2: That's the key to this.

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Speaker 1: If there's any hungry kids listening.

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Speaker 3: Come to the studio. I want to.

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Speaker 1: That's not that's not soliciting children to come feed them.

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Speaker 1: Organic fruit is not on the list.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry fruit. That's a turn on. You just said it.

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Speaker 1: Give you some hell come backslid during the segment, but

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Speaker 1: uh texting to seven, eight, five, nine too, did the

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Speaker 1: things from that list feel irresistible to you?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Are you turned on?

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Speaker 2: Is that what you're asking?

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Speaker 1: How aroused are you on a scale of one to ten?

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Speaker 1: Listening in your cars right now?

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Speaker 3: Text today, your phone TAP's coming up right after this