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Speaker 1: My dad cheated.

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Speaker 2: My mom doesn't care, so I screamed at her, Am

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Speaker 2: I the a hole?

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Speaker 1: Okayopie, my dad cheated.

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Speaker 2: My mom doesn't care, so I screamed at her, Am

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Speaker 2: I the a hole? Uh oh, my parents have a

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Speaker 2: great relationship. Well that's what I thought before it happened.

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Speaker 2: My fourteen female parents usually have friends over and always

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Speaker 2: tell me I'm free to have friends over. So it

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Speaker 2: wasn't a surprise when I unlocked the front door and

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Speaker 2: could hear my dad and another woman in the kitchen says,

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Speaker 2: my dad usually calls my name when he hears me

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Speaker 2: opening the door. I thought he probably didn't think I

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Speaker 2: was home yet. I walked to the kitchen to greet

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Speaker 2: my dad, and then I saw it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He kissed the woman on the cheek A woman. Oh

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Speaker 1: that is not my mom. You wait, mama, you winit, Mama.

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Speaker 2: Both of them were turned facing away from the door,

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Speaker 2: so they didn't see me. My dad proceeded to flirt

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Speaker 2: with the women until I threw my bag on the

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Speaker 2: grind to get their attention.

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Speaker 3: That's like throwing the gauntlet down.

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Speaker 1: That's an awkward way to break the eyes. Yike.

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Speaker 2: They pulled apart, and Dad called out if that was me.

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Speaker 2: I walked into the kitchen and greeted him and the woman,

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Speaker 2: and then I locked myself in my room for the

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Speaker 2: rest of the afternoon. I only came out when my

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Speaker 2: mom came home. Helped my mom put away her things

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Speaker 2: and put her weekly flowers in a vase, before turning

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Speaker 2: to her and telling.

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Speaker 1: Her what I saw.

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Speaker 2: She stayed quiet for a moment and then told me

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Speaker 2: that she'll take care of it and I shouldn't worry

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Speaker 2: about it anymore. A few days go by and nothing happens.

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Speaker 2: Nothing at all, zip, nada, zilch. There was no fight,

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Speaker 2: no arguments, no sour faces at each other, and no divorce.

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Speaker 2: Nothing that would usually happen to cheaters and movies and

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Speaker 2: stuff I love. How like Opie's like this is what

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Speaker 2: hammed to the movies? Why did the movie happening? It

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Speaker 2: pissed me off. How my mom could continue to joke

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Speaker 2: with my dad after what he did and still cook

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Speaker 2: for him. Cook your own, dang, Meli you cheat her dad?

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Speaker 2: Make your own Yeah yeah yeah, burn yeah got you.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday after dinner, when my dad went to bed, I

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Speaker 2: went at her, demanding to know what's wrong with her

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Speaker 2: and how she could go on living with a dad

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Speaker 2: who cheated. She sighed and told me to drop it,

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Speaker 2: but I didn't. I asked her why she wasn't getting

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Speaker 2: a divorce and why she was putting up with my

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Speaker 2: piece of crap dad. She glared at me and told

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Speaker 2: me to watch my tone and to not disrespect my dad. Finally,

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Speaker 2: I yelled at her, asking why she was defending him,

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Speaker 2: and she told me that she'd explain everything once I

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Speaker 2: cooled down.

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Speaker 1: Oh but op did not cool down.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: I told my brother seventeen the whole story so he

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Speaker 2: could know the truth about my dad.

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Speaker 1: But he seemed really irritated too.

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Speaker 2: It seems like Opie is saying all this stuff and

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Speaker 2: doesn't get like some underlying context.

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Speaker 3: It's like the craziest prank ever, where you're.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, wait, what's going on going on?

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Speaker 2: He told me to shut the heck up and not

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Speaker 2: tell anyone else in the family about my dad and

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Speaker 2: said that if Mom said she'd handle it, she would.

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Speaker 2: I told him she didn't and that they were still

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Speaker 2: acting as if nothing happened. He glared at me and

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Speaker 2: told me to calm down and talk to Mom like

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Speaker 2: an adult if I wanted to act like one instead

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Speaker 2: of just yelling at her. He also called me an

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Speaker 2: a hole for escalating the situation and making the dinners awkward.

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Speaker 2: The dinners were fine when everyone was kissing their friends

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Speaker 2: and making dinners for the husbands, and now it's awkward.

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Speaker 2: That hope he's bringing it up.

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Speaker 3: Oh yikes.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm the a hole? But whatever? Am

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Speaker 1: I the a hole? This is so like written by

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Speaker 1: like story. There's some edits. Oh, let's see.

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Speaker 2: I asked my dad about it, and he just avoided

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Speaker 2: answering and told me that him and mom would talk

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Speaker 2: to me about it when I cooled down.

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Speaker 1: What do I have to cool down about? I decay

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Speaker 1: edit too.

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Speaker 2: Going against what my brother said, I talked to my

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Speaker 2: cousin about it, since we're pretty close sixteen female. Basically,

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Speaker 2: she told me two things, stop getting influenced by TikTok

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Speaker 2: and Reddit, and two.

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Speaker 1: This is the kicker. This is the kicker. They're in

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Speaker 1: an open relationship, bingo. I asked how she knew for sure.

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Speaker 2: She told me to give my parents time to explain this,

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Speaker 2: and it took her mom a month before she finally

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Speaker 2: sat her and my brother down after they caught her

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Speaker 2: with a family friend. After asking, she told me this

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Speaker 2: happened five years ago. So basically, the cousins parents are

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Speaker 2: also in an open relationship. Is like, wait, I never

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Speaker 2: thought my aunt was like that. So apparently this whole

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Speaker 2: family is a family of family. Oh my god, mom

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Speaker 2: and dad, the cousins. Basically, Opie, I'm pretty sure you're.

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Speaker 1: The a hole.

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Speaker 4: I love it when it's like not not super clear cut.

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Speaker 4: The problem is they should have just told her. I

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Speaker 4: think that's my She definitely did some a holish behavior,

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Speaker 4: that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what do you tell your kids that you're

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Speaker 2: in an open relationship with your with your mother?

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Speaker 3: You just got you just have.

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Speaker 1: It just is what it is. But you say it?

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Speaker 2: Do you say it at eight or nine? Oh, if

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Speaker 2: you were in an open relationship with your wife, you

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Speaker 2: had some kids, right, and it was like open relationship

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Speaker 2: from the time maybe the kid was like five, right,

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Speaker 2: do you tell it your five year old like, mommy

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Speaker 2: and daddy love each other very much, but we want

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Speaker 2: to hook up with every fine piece of butt the past.

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Speaker 3: I think I think what should have happened?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I honestly I don't know if I

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Speaker 4: would tell my children or not, but what I would

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Speaker 4: do is if like basically they found out, like they

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Speaker 4: saw me kissing another woman or whatever, that's when you

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Speaker 4: sit them down, like, Okay, here's what it is, you know.

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Speaker 1: Here's the deal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I would have been a bit more direct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: explain it that you're right. Wait yeah, wait till you

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Speaker 2: cool down? Wait too cute.

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Speaker 4: It's like that's like saying like, oh, I want to

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Speaker 4: wait for the right time to talk about it, like

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Speaker 4: at the end of the day, like you got to

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Speaker 4: talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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