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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 2: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is

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Speaker 2: any child that I see could belong to him.

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Speaker 1: Dam any child, any child.

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Speaker 3: We'll get into that.

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Speaker 2: I know that's I know that's Darius baby right there.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. We'll get into it in just a

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Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew

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Speaker 1: and today's frank phone called nephew. Who's on the menu?

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Speaker 2: What you got this?

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Speaker 1: What we got? S? We got alarm alert? Alarm alert?

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Speaker 2: Okay, alarm alert, all right, just remember that alarm alert.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna call this lady, white lady who was married

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Speaker 2: to a black man. I'm right, alarm alert. That's a

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Speaker 2: black man in your alarm alert husband, alarm alert. Let's

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Speaker 2: go cat doc.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Denise. Please, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this is a Hi Denise. This is Tony. I'm calling security.

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Speaker 3: I've got an alarm that we've got an alarm that's

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Speaker 3: gone off on you guys property. Are you guys? We're

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Speaker 3: just checking before we send authorities out. Is everything okay?

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Speaker 3: Then maybe someone tripped the alarm.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, no, I'm at work. I'm at work

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Speaker 3: I'm not home. Okay. Do you have a tet or

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Speaker 4: No, No, that's strange. It never goes off like that.

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Speaker 4: I'm nervous.

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Speaker 3: Okay, give me a second. We've got a call into

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Speaker 3: the neighborhood security that actually are in route to the property,

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Speaker 3: we actually sent the the police officers out, unless you

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Speaker 4: But I feel like you should send the police. I mean,

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Speaker 4: if I'm not home and nobody's home and my alarm's

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Speaker 4: going off and it never goes off that, I'm worried.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hang on one second. This is neighborhood security calling that.

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Speaker 3: Hang on one second. I'll be right back to you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, are you there, Yes, yes, yes, I'm here.

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Speaker 3: They have they're out there at the property, the neighborhood security.

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Speaker 3: Do you there is a black guy there is on

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Speaker 3: your premise? Are you familiar with who that might be?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean my husband's black, but he should be

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Speaker 4: at work right now, okay, okay, and he probably would

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Speaker 4: have texted me if you know the alarm was flying.

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Speaker 3: Off Okay, Well, I mean, do you have any other

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Speaker 3: Do you have any other black male friends that might

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's a very weird question. I mean

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Speaker 4: I have black friends, yes, but I don't think they

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I mean should we just assume that this

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Speaker 3: is your husband? What do you think? I I mean,

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Speaker 4: I mean, how tall is this person?

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Speaker 3: My husband's sixty three? Hold on, one guy, Hold on

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Speaker 3: the negork. I ain't on one second.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, somebody's in my LUN's going off.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, okay, Denise, Yes, okay, they

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Speaker 3: about five foot ten, maybe late twenties. How old is

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Speaker 4: No, my husband is I just told you that my

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Speaker 4: And I'm actually going to text him. I mean, this

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Speaker 3: Okay, you need not realize. If you do realize, if

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Speaker 4: You just said somebody's in my house and it's not

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Speaker 3: You're saying your husband's black, and then there's a black

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Speaker 4: What kind of question is that?

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Speaker 4: Because they're both black.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to save you some money, ma'am. I

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Speaker 4: Do you think like this is really offensive? And I

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Speaker 4: don't understand if I'm telling you that I don't know

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Speaker 3: He black. They're calling back neighborhoods. Just hold on one second.

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Speaker 3: Neighborhood security is calling back here.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Denise. Now the security in the neighborhood they're telling

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Speaker 4: Well, I have my car at work and my husband

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Speaker 4: on the weekends for like construction and stuff. So that

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Speaker 4: means somebody just stole our car. I can't believe this

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Speaker 3: Well, well, I'm gonna go ahead and now and get

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Speaker 3: the police to go over. Okay, why are you going

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 4: He probably took all my in my house. I mean,

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Speaker 4: the police get there, there's not gonna be anything left

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Speaker 4: in my house, probably in the back of the truck.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm doing the best I can. I'm trying

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Speaker 4: I know he is going to do me now. I mean,

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Speaker 4: the whole time you've been talking to me, he's been

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Speaker 3: Well, how did he get in your house?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know this guy. You're me I was asking you,

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Speaker 3: how could somebody get in your house. Did you leap

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, you would know because I wouldn't have been

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Speaker 4: able to set my alarm this morning. If something was open,

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Speaker 4: And the fact that you're interrogating me when somebody's robbing

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Speaker 4: by the time the police get there, it's gonna be tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: So you're gonna so you're gonna call it Daryl. Now,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you're gonna call it Daryl.

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Speaker 4: Now, how does do you know my husband's name, Denise?

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Speaker 3: This is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Your husband Daryl got me through prank phone coffee.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I wasn't gonna come down there.

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Speaker 3: And so nobody because right, nobody stow your truck, nobody's

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Speaker 3: at your house, your alarm side, everything is good. But

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Speaker 3: Darryl told me, say, we got to get my wife.

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Speaker 3: We got to get a good Oh. So did we

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Speaker 3: get you?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I was sweating.

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Speaker 5: I was so angry.

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Speaker 4: I was sweating over here.

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Speaker 3: All right to tell me this. What is the baddest

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Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: So Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Play too much. I don't discriminate.

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Speaker 2: I prank prank okay, black, White, green, blue, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Prankster will come at you all right, get ready.

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Speaker 2: It is a Helium Comedy Club, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July twenty sixth,

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Speaker 2: twenty seventh, and twenty eighth. July twenty sixth, twenty seventh,

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Speaker 2: and twenty eighth. The Nephew is coming to town, laying

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Speaker 2: in the cut. But you don't want to miss, oh, Buffalo,

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Speaker 2: New York, where I will be flying in.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I will be flying in bulging. Okay, I'm playing.

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Speaker 1: You are not Chris Brown. Nephew.

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Speaker 2: Time is house party comedy Damn, Buffalo, New York. Tickets

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Speaker 2: are on sale right now at the Shades Performing Arts Center.

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Speaker 2: It's going down Saturday, August and thirty first.

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Speaker 1: This is the beginning. This is in the.

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Speaker 2: Middle of Labor Day weekend. The nephew is putting the damn.

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Speaker 2: Then his nephew time me house party comedy. Dam You

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Speaker 2: do not want to mins. The tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 2: Buffalo been a long time baby. Here I come here,

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Speaker 2: I come tickets on sale, and I might try to

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Speaker 2: figure out how to zip line in there all the

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Speaker 2: way across over y'all, all the.

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Speaker 1: Way to the stage. I'm gonna figure I'm finna do

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Speaker 1: my Chris Brown interest. That's what I'm finna do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I ain't got zip line money though, so

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna need somebody to stand back there and hold

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Speaker 2: the why Why fly in there?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna be long. We're gonna fly in

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Speaker 1: there real quick, in and out, Shirley. Nobody there with me.

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Speaker 2: I want to be on one end hole in the

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Speaker 2: Why I want, don't y'all drop me? Want to be

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Speaker 2: on the other end. I'm gonna fly on in there.

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Speaker 1: Nobody thinking about you.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go get some buffalo wings and and buffalo

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Speaker 2: anybody think about your time?

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Speaker 1: All right, nophew, thank you? Coming up next Strawberry letters

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Speaker 1: subject any child that I see could belong to him.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy

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Speaker 1: Morning Show