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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Present Minute Morning Show. So I guess we have

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Speaker 1: to do a fifteen minute morning show podcast. We don't

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Speaker 1: have to anyone up for it. Let's do. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: There's Froggy and there's Scotty B and Danielle and Gandhi

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Speaker 1: and oh my gosh, that's crazy. You're on three screens.

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Speaker 1: Wait pop out from Elvis again. Yeah, this technically he

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Speaker 1: has your screen, he has his screen, and then he

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Speaker 1: has the camera too. I'm like Jack, So Brodie's here

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Speaker 1: and there's yes, Indiana is on the camera. So we start. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so calm down, Mary. We start out with Dave Brody

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Speaker 1: in the den. Apparently he was stung by some sort

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Speaker 1: of stinging being what happened? Okay, So if you look

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Speaker 1: over here, there's a door. So during the show, I

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Speaker 1: walk my dogs outside in the backyard. That one right there,

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Speaker 1: that's Percy. He was. So he wears a harness and

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Speaker 1: so the leash doesn't don't go around his neck, so

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Speaker 1: you can walk around him and the leash rotates on

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Speaker 1: his back. So as he was pooping, uh bee hornet

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Speaker 1: yellow jacket thing started flying around me. So I started

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Speaker 1: walking around the dog, and the bee started going around me.

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Speaker 1: So I was running around the dog trying to get away.

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Speaker 1: Oh the b and then at some point the dog

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Speaker 1: was mid pooping. Start over it, it's something wrong. So

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Speaker 1: you're going around and around the bee was following you,

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Speaker 1: and then what happened. And then eventually I stopped because

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Speaker 1: it was freaking the dog out because he was in

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Speaker 1: mid poop, and I said, okay, I'll stop running. And

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Speaker 1: then the bee got me in the arm right here.

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Speaker 1: And it's been been annoying for about two hours now.

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Speaker 1: Lesson learned, Uh, pray for nothing drastic to happen while

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Speaker 1: you're in mid poop. So I mean, are you are

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Speaker 1: you like having allergic reaction to it or no. It's

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Speaker 1: a little swollen and red and it sort of feels

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Speaker 1: like someone's taking a needle and tapping me in the

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Speaker 1: arm for the past two hours. Yeah, it's not fun,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not peeing on it. Don't be on it,

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Speaker 1: okay them the truth, I mean, just peeing on on

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Speaker 1: wounds is just a wives tale. It is absolutely a

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Speaker 1: wives tale that a lot of people have for some

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Speaker 1: reason just bought hook line and sinker, and not only

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Speaker 1: do they tell you it's probably not going to heal

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Speaker 1: whatever is going on, but it could also cause infection

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Speaker 1: because you don't know who's peeing on you and what

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Speaker 1: they have going on with. I think fetish started that.

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Speaker 1: I agree maybe someone was a fetish started that. However,

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Speaker 1: I think I've told you guys this before, but not positive.

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Speaker 1: My best friend got stabbed in the foot by a

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Speaker 1: stingray when we were in Florida, and everybody decided this

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Speaker 1: is a great idea, pee all over it. But it

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Speaker 1: was a stingray. It wasn't even a jellyfish, so they

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Speaker 1: just peeed into an open wound on her foot. She

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Speaker 1: had to go to the hospital for other things like

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Speaker 1: why would you idiots come up with it? Also, I

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Speaker 1: got bitten here? How the hell am I going to

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Speaker 1: pee over here? You could reach send me a video, Scotty, Scotty,

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Speaker 1: do tell Can we go back to the Gandhi story?

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Speaker 1: So did everyone kind of just line up? Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: about there junk and pete all over your friend? Three girls,

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Speaker 1: three girls peet all over her foot. I wish I

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Speaker 1: I would have tried to stop it. That Scotty likes

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Speaker 1: peacocky girls. Oh god, yeah, just point being, don't pee

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Speaker 1: on things. It doesn't. Hey. So Alex and I took

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny out for lunch yesterday. We went to Uh,

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Speaker 1: it was a dark, dank day in New York City.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to like, good, straight ahead holding the wall

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Speaker 1: French food, believe or not, you can't find that here.

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Speaker 1: So we went to this hold on the wall of

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Speaker 1: the restaurants, all right, I said that that restaurant was

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Speaker 1: like a hole in the wall. You would have never

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Speaker 1: like typically founded or gone there. No, no, I've been

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Speaker 1: It was called Jessica's Cafe. I would never have gone there,

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Speaker 1: Because you drive by and you're like, it looks like nothing.

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Speaker 1: interesting though, because I would never have thought then on

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Speaker 1: a whim it gets a four point eight in Google ratings.

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Speaker 1: That's I know, but you drive by it all the time,

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Speaker 1: and Gary, you're such a ratings wore. There's a there's

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Speaker 1: a check cashing place. Perfect and it's time. Nothing says

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Speaker 1: best French food in About to say something earlier, what

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Speaker 1: was that? Yeah, you were talking about being understaffed. So

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Speaker 1: I took my daughter to Smashed Burger on Saturday night

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if they just somebody called out

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Speaker 1: my brother for his birthday. Sorry, now doing that? Now, Sary,

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Speaker 1: wedding or a bar mitza and then go on social

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Speaker 1: about having to be there. You didn't do that. You know.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't me, It was a wedding. It was my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to make it known that, oh, today

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Speaker 1: celebrating the wedding of her friend as well, So what

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Speaker 1: Why the anniversary of a first date? Can you date for? Well?

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Speaker 1: They're still they're not Scott down this road ninety Scary

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Speaker 1: is scary. That's how it is. I've Scotty with it. Scotty,

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Speaker 1: for many, many many years after high school. How many

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Speaker 1: Maybe one of them will propose, Hey, happy anniversary, I'm

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Speaker 1: taking you to someone else's wedding. Literally, I saw that

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Speaker 1: this was the night we were supposed to go out

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Speaker 1: went to a wedding. Well that's nice. You can always

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Speaker 1: go another day, have be on exact day and we're

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Speaker 1: going to celebrate next weekend. What are you get in there?

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Speaker 1: Because you always usually ask for like suggestions. That's we'll

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Speaker 1: women of the Morning show have a task to perform,

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Speaker 1: and that's find me a Halloween costume. We did, Yep,

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Speaker 1: anything else, It's gonna be a surprise when do I

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Speaker 1: is that we were discussing size, so we're hoping that

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Speaker 1: we got the size right. What's a penis custom? But

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Speaker 1: I'm gandhi, am I right? Some other people had other

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Speaker 1: suggestions of costumes and we were like, no, not the

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Speaker 1: not allowed to choose my costume. It was also Brodie, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said the good one. The guys have terrible ideas.

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Speaker 1: They're just trying to screw you over and make you

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Speaker 1: this costumes, I don't. I don't know if they picked

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Speaker 1: it or not. But looking at spirit Halloween costume. Like,

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Speaker 1: for Elvis, what would I pick? You would have looked

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Speaker 1: through it. You would have looked cute in the chips

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Speaker 1: away costume. No, he would have looked good in the

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Speaker 1: white castle box. Yes, he did suggest the white Castle box.

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