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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see where they're from, and there's people

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Speaker 3: I'm always looking for somewhere to stay abroad for free. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Oh, if you're willing to take pictures of me out

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Speaker 6: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And over the

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Speaker 6: long winter break, our inboxes were getting besieged with emails

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Speaker 6: from our listeners and our text board too, everybody demanding

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know us to come back from vacation.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, nobody wanted that.

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Speaker 6: No, I thought you knew. I thought you actually read

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Speaker 1: You know what I've gone.

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Speaker 1: Start fresh from day one. Let's go January.

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Speaker 6: The thing all our listeners want is audio. First. We

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Speaker 6: I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I check it again. I'm not

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Speaker 6: sure if anybody here knows this yet, but our marketing

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Speaker 5: I actually heard that.

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Speaker 1: That's actually more than last year.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm serious. They took it all away, and

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Speaker 6: That's nice.

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Speaker 5: That was the pre produced intro for it.

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Speaker 7: Here it is, I.

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Speaker 5: Got your sensing the melted deck, New York.

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Speaker 4: To see it. This is Jennifer.

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Speaker 8: Is it mean now Brook?

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Speaker 6: I'm sure you recognize that sound because it's not unfamiliar

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Speaker 1: It sounds like my children when they're hungry before dinner.

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Speaker 6: That is it's a donkey actually named Donkey, who was

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Speaker 5: It's like Brooks talking through you.

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Speaker 9: what is this? It seems someone here wants to mud

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Speaker 9: wrestle the spotlight away from Alexis Brooks. Fox has rushed

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Speaker 9: of dim personations with brook Brook your first impression will

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Speaker 6: She's laughing at the thought of her own impression.

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Speaker 9: Your impression starts in three two one go, Hey, what

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Speaker 1: Gosh, what I like to do animated movies?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm knowing for time.

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Speaker 13: Is up carry That impersonation was Adam Sandler.

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Speaker 6: It started with like a really really deep New York

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Speaker 9: We're on the round two, Jose, you're gonna be guessing

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Speaker 5: I'm going to stand up.

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Speaker 1: For this, okay, I think, so yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 1: So that's not it.

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Speaker 4: That's what.

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Speaker 11: I'm so beautiful and I have big bosoms and.

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Speaker 1: I actually speak Spanish fluently. I play a gift, but

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Speaker 14: And yes, that's the one.

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Speaker 6: I thought that was a book Fox impression.

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Speaker 13: A Spanish No, that was really sorry, tremendous work Jose.

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Speaker 13: That impersonation was Sophia Vergara. Jose, you're safe from getting shocked,

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Speaker 13: works Jeffery. You're either going to join Alexis and getting

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Speaker 13: here's your impersonation from brook Here we go. You started

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Speaker 1: The time, and they're safe on the plane. I'm a badly.

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Speaker 6: It's either Macaulay Culkin from home alone fe or don

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Speaker 1: Of the snakes. I don't remember what else he does.

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Speaker 9: Sorry, the time's up. I can't take don Cheedle from

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Speaker 9: Yes, Jeffery's getting shocked, Alexi is getting shocked. Cose, you're safe.

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Speaker 9: That was dim personations Brooks.

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Speaker 14: Wow was into it.

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Speaker 6: I was screaming for the early morning there. But Alexis

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Speaker 15: Because I'm happy if you because that's your shot.

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Speaker 7: Collar freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Talking to my co host about their weekend is a

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Speaker 6: lot like Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Okay, Jose's recap

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Speaker 6: is way too hot, breaking down every activity, re enacting

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Speaker 1: Oh, you don't mention the food pictures. He has to

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Speaker 6: Alexis's recap way too cold. She can barely remember anything

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Speaker 1: It always starts with the white clause.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and Brooks recap is way too right. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 6: brand new edition of What's on Your Mind that's coming up.

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Speaker 6: Always remember your life is not a fairy tale.

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Speaker 1: Forget Jeff, did.

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Speaker 6: You lose your shoe at midnight? You're just drunk? Okay, ply,

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Speaker 6: what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Well, what.

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Speaker 11: I may have or my husband may have opened some

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Speaker 6: What four of them?

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Speaker 5: Did you say? Four new traffic violations?

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Speaker 11: It has been for a long time, and some people

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Speaker 1: I got a couple of photographs of me in my car.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So if you're listening right now, the traffic claws.

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Speaker 1: I'll be your warning to your warning.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, thank you for your non sacrifice.

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Speaker 14: may I please have one dollar or maybe five dollars

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Speaker 14: for fuel?

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Speaker 6: Textboart's blowing up at seventy five nine two with people

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Speaker 6: Another text says if I hadn't ever heard Jose say hello,

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 6: This has been bugging me.

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Speaker 5: That's the only thing that our executive producers are our show.

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Speaker 5: You're saying hello, it's Laser Story.

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Speaker 6: It's exceptionally bad British accent testing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what we say?

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Speaker 6: That's our whole show.

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Speaker 6: One more says I hope my question makes it on

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Speaker 1: Hello, it's laser Stories.

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Speaker 6: It's coming up right after this. Laser Stories coming up

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Speaker 6: in just a second. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Make sure you follow us by the way at Broken

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Facebook.

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Speaker 1: God, you can see your new studio. It's so pretty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Nice.

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Speaker 11: In fact, what what recently graduated college students has ever

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Speaker 5: No matter what generation.

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Speaker 1: Can you take me to lunch?

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Speaker 6: Because I just over half of employers said gen zers

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Speaker 1: Yeah, their friends.

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Speaker 6: I just hope that they're not listening to Laser Stories,

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Speaker 6: the awkwardness out of One night Stands with a new

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Speaker 6: It comes in three flavors, nacho cheese, tapioca, and buttermilk ranch.

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Speaker 14: I'm still working on You started that corner, I'll start

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Speaker 6: We'll meet in the middle last night. It sounds almost

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Speaker 6: Forty one year olds Paul Kuriak recently stepped into his

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Speaker 6: He stepped into the bathroom real quick, and then the

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Speaker 6: He could go in there, and he found the store's

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Speaker 2: He's never gonna go to a Duncan every again. I mean,

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Speaker 6: You you don't think it sounds legit.

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Speaker 1: No, I think it does. Like it sounds legit to me.

454
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Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, the case is in court

455
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Speaker 6: and a retfer. Duncan has not publicly responded to the suit.

456
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Speaker 6: As for the toilet, word is it's still not working.

457
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Speaker 1: Probably, but did they finally put it sign.

458
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Speaker 6: They put an out of order sign up on the door,

459
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Speaker 6: so it's not like they've done nothing. It's next to.

460
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Speaker 5: That should feel like a little bomb symbol.

461
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Speaker 1: Enter at your own risk crime scene.

462
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Speaker 6: This next Lazer story is out of secret Sarah Ammony.

463
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 1: Central, and we getn't know about it.

464
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Speaker 6: Wedding venues are crazy expensive, so I'm surprised we don't

465
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Speaker 6: see this kind of thing more. Maybe it's a new

466
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Speaker 6: trend and we will start seeing more of it. But

467
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Speaker 6: a coffee shop in Indianapolis called Mansion Society is in

468
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Speaker 6: the news today after a couple held a pop up

469
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Speaker 6: wedding there and did not ask permission.

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Speaker 1: What well, they just did it.

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Speaker 6: They just showed up with thirty guests, didn't say anything,

472
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Speaker 6: and started the ceremony in one corner of the store.

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Speaker 5: It's kind of cool.

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Speaker 2: Don't have any extra help and you're not putting up

475
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Speaker 2: any decorations.

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Speaker 1: I guess they.

477
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Speaker 6: Had efficient there and their photographer told a barista to

478
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Speaker 6: wait five minutes when they asked them to please stop

479
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Speaker 6: blocking the door.

480
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Speaker 1: No, ok, hold on, they haven't just wait.

481
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Speaker 5: For him to kiss the bride.

482
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Speaker 6: The owners who normally charged five hundred dollars for private events.

483
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Speaker 6: There say they didn't stop it from happening because footage

484
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Speaker 6: of them interrupting a wedding could go viral and the

485
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Speaker 6: internet might cancel them.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point, so we can do whatever we

487
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Speaker 1: want now.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the five hundred dollars for a wedding venue

489
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Speaker 2: is not like, yeah, like.

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Speaker 5: Fifty thousand dollars.

491
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Speaker 6: Well, later, the coffee shop posted a video of it happening,

492
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Speaker 6: after initially deciding not to they didn't want to shame

493
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Speaker 6: the couple online, but eventually opted to post the footage

494
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Speaker 6: after the bride and groom refused to admit that they

495
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Speaker 6: had done anything wrong.

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Speaker 2: Money, man, I mean they shut down the store, right,

497
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Speaker 2: they blocked the entrance.

498
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Speaker 1: Give them like a hundred bucks and everybody buy a coffee?

499
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Speaker 5: Ye anyway, everybody.

500
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 6: Once the comments started rolling in, the bride was shamed

501
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Speaker 6: for not paying, and she offered two hundred dollars for.

502
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Speaker 1: Now we're negotiating. I think we're too late for that.

503
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Speaker 6: When they asked her for the full amount, she called

504
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Speaker 6: it unreasonable. So now people online are debating whether a

505
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 6: sudden pop up wedding like this is really a big

506
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 6: deal or not because the whole thing only lasted twenty minutes.

507
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Speaker 1: Oh that's it. Okay, what do they.

508
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Speaker 5: Should go back?

509
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 8: And?

510
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 5: You know, a pop up divorce.

511
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Speaker 2: I bet they didn't tell their guests of either. I

512
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Speaker 2: bet the guests were like, wait, yeah, I have no idea.

513
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 6: The stories out of emoji lands. A recent poll of

514
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Speaker 6: one thousand employees asked them to name the most inappropriate

515
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 6: emojis to use at work? Can you guess what number

516
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 6: one is? Anybody?

517
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 5: Egg plan? Probably a plan?

518
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Speaker 6: Come on, Well, how you answer might depend on your age,

519
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 6: because for gen Z, it's the peach emoji, the one

520
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 6: that looks.

521
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Speaker 8: Like a butt.

522
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I too.

523
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Speaker 6: For millennial age people, it's the beer mug emoji. Is

524
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Speaker 6: inappropriate for work, inappropriate to be sharing around at work.

525
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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you just say it like happy hour beer emoji?

526
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

527
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, okay, you.

528
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Speaker 6: Want to get fired, go ahead. Gen Z people, it's

529
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Speaker 6: the egg plant.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, the first people were gen X. I always

531
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Speaker 2: get these mixed up.

532
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 6: Gen Z is peach egg plant, Millennials are beer mug

533
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 6: gen X, okay, okay, and then baby boomers think the

534
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 6: middle finger emoji is the most unprofessional one that.

535
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: Just means I was number one in sales. Number one

536
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: sign is that true.

537
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 6: Baby boomers think that the middle finger emoji is most unprofessional.

538
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: Bro, No, let's send them to my mom. Look, okay.

539
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 6: The top answers for men and women were also different.

540
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 6: Women think the peach and egg plant emojis are the

541
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Speaker 6: most unprofessional. Men say the beer mug and kissing mark

542
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 6: emoji should not be allowed at work because.

543
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 1: The men aren't getting sent the egg plant the peach emoji.

544
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Speaker 1: Yeah you know.

545
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:51,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

546
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 6: The one that got the most votes overall was the

547
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 6: beer mug. So I guess talking about getting drunk at

548
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 6: work is still consider taboo.

549
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 5: But we can send like the red bite lip emoji.

550
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 2: I guess bottles fine, the wine glass spy like the

551
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 2: smoke like the smoke puff.

552
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 6: Is okay, Yeah, I'll just make a class. That's what

553
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 6: you gotta do it. But that's why this guy never

554
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 6: sends emojis. He just draws a big phallic symbol on

555
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 6: every work note that he sends around the office, no

556
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 6: subtlety whatsoever. That means Laser Stories has come to an

557
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 6: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

558
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 7: Friday Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

559
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 6: If you ever get dumped, what happens usually is your

560
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 6: ex instantly becomes enemy number one for every person close

561
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 6: to you in your life.

562
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and your.

563
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 6: Entire family is mad at them.

564
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 2: I still hate my girlfriend's boyfriends from twenty years ago.

565
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 5: Moved on with families.

566
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 6: What good friends do they never forget your friends talk

567
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 6: trash about them online incessantly. Even your barista vows to

568
00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 6: never make their coffee order right ever again. Well, we

569
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 6: want to help you take that pettiness one step further

570
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 6: by coming onto our show and sharing that betrayal story

571
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 6: right here on our show. Because we promised to be

572
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 6: on your side. We won't just hate him for you.

573
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 6: Brooke promises she will go to his house get pregnant

574
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 6: with his baby, and he vows to raise that baby poorly,

575
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 6: just to rub it in his face.

576
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Speaker 3: I mean, I was gonna go with like slash tires

577
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Speaker 3: or something that's even dream for your friends for twenty years.

578
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 5: O yeah, wait for.

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Speaker 6: Just as showed up. Those are just some of the

580
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Speaker 6: benefits that our listeners are about to reap when they

581
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 6: share their stories about how they got cheated on. In

582
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 6: a brand new busted.

583
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Speaker 1: Look in nine months Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 10: Coming out sneaky husbands, two timing lives, lived boyfriends and

585
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 10: even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get away with it,

586
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 10: but now they're about to get busted.

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Speaker 6: You know, two can Sam always says, follow your nose

588
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 6: wherever it goes.

589
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: Sure, but what.

590
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 6: If your nose leads you into a Craigslist casual encounter

591
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 6: with someone who's not your significant other?

592
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 5: Significently?

593
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

594
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 11: Sam always seems sketchy to me, so that makes sense.

595
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 11: That checks out all the Cereal mascots.

596
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 5: Is that steam leading him into a jungle?

597
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

598
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Speaker 6: I don't know how many relationships have been destroyed by

599
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 6: too can Sam and his reckless, self indulgent advice. Wow,

600
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 6: we're gonna hear about at least a few of them

601
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 6: right here and bust it. We got some listeners ready

602
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 6: to share how they caught their exes dipping their spoons

603
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 6: into someone else's fruit loops. We're gonna start things off

604
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 6: with Rebecca, tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 16: I was dating a guy for a while and when

606
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 16: we hung out at his place, it was always on

607
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 16: a weekend.

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00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, easier, Ben, Yeah, that's usually when people hang

609
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: out mostly.

610
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Speaker 16: Sure, well, I mean we still spend time together during

611
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 16: the week, but he always made excuses if I wanted

612
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 16: to go over to his place on weekdays, and Monday

613
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 16: to Friday was never ago.

614
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,239
Speaker 1: Some red flags popping up.

615
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 16: So then one weekend, my friends and I decided to

616
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 16: do a little staycation and book an Airbnb for a

617
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 16: birthday party. And that when I see his house on

618
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 16: the site on Airbnb.

619
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Speaker 1: What, Yes, so he rents it out sometimes.

620
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 16: I contact the person on the listing and find out

621
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 16: that it was not my boyfriend's place every weekend for you, Yes,

622
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 16: renting it on weekends.

623
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: Oh God, like ID be mad, but also like really flatterer.

624
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: What does this have to do with cheating though?

625
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, well it turns out he actually owns a

626
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 16: different house with his wife and kids.

627
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 6: Again yeah okay, all right, well okay, well that turned

628
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 6: out bad. Sorry, Rebecca. Let's go to Jack. Tell us

629
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Speaker 6: how you busted your significant other.

630
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 17: Okay, So, yeah, I started dating this girl and the

631
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 17: relationship is kind of like new and we were like

632
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 17: three months in. Her birthday rolled around, so, I mean,

633
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 17: we both love music, and for a birthday, I got

634
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 17: a pair of concert tickets to favorite fans. I will

635
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 17: say which to avoid judgment, because that's not what the

636
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 17: issue is here.

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00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, give me some Darius Rucker.

638
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 6: That's why he didn't want to say anything, but you

639
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 6: get it objectively. Concert tickets to any band is a

640
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 6: great birthday for sure.

641
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 17: I love an experienced gift, you know. But she ended

642
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 17: up not taking me, which is fine, but one of

643
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 17: you take the person who gives you the gift, right,

644
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 17: the person that goes.

645
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 6: With you to the concert.

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Speaker 1: She take her best friend or something.

647
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 17: Well, she asked me if I could d D for

648
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 17: her and her friend.

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00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 2: Oh we go, So you're still yeah, that's a really

650
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: nice gift.

651
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 4: Why not.

652
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 17: I'll be the chauffeur too, No problem, okay, But then surprise, surprise,

653
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 17: to go pick up the buddy and it ends up

654
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Speaker 17: being her ex. And she told me that it was

655
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Speaker 17: their band that they love together, so it only made

656
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Speaker 17: sense that she would take him. So I'm driving her

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Speaker 17: and her ex to this concert.

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Speaker 6: That I I mean, it's her birthday. Birthday. Girl gets

659
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Speaker 6: what she wants.

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Speaker 1: If you looked up audacity in the.

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Speaker 6: Wow jack You're a good guy to guy.

662
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Speaker 7: Door.

663
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Speaker 2: Matt Jackson's married for ten years.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we have time for one more. Let's go to Leanne.

665
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Speaker 6: Tell us how you busted your significant other.

666
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Speaker 18: Well, I wake up one day to the police knocking

667
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 18: it my door.

668
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: The tear away pants.

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Speaker 18: Oh no, so my boyfriend was over and there's these

670
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 18: two officers. But one of the officers ends up handcuffing

671
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Speaker 18: my boyfriend and taking him away in the police car.

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Speaker 18: And they really wouldn't tell me anything. So the whole

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Speaker 18: thing was really puzzling.

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Speaker 19: But then on the next day they bring them back,

675
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 19: same officer, right, bring that good boyfriend back.

676
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: They deliver them.

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00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 5: It's like we're just putting them back where we found him.

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Speaker 8: Have a good day.

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Speaker 6: They're done questioning him or something like that.

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Speaker 18: Or maybe maybe somebody bailed him out. I don't know.

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Speaker 20: I'm like, what's going on?

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Speaker 19: So I'm asking my boyfriend and he's like just refusing

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Speaker 19: to tell me what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so what was it?

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Speaker 6: Legally, sometimes you can't talk about ongoing not to defend

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Speaker 6: your but go ahead.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, well no, that's what he said. He said that

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Speaker 18: he wasn't legally allowed to discuss the quote case. Apparently

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Speaker 18: there was this like ongoing investigation. I'm saying quotes, but

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Speaker 18: because this is what I was told.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's still so weird that they brought him back, right.

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Speaker 18: It was so Then get this.

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Speaker 19: The same officer comes back like a few days later and.

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Speaker 18: Wants to speak with my boyfriend again. So I'm like,

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Speaker 18: this time, I'm gonna, you know, eavesdrop while I'm looking

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Speaker 18: out the.

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Speaker 19: Window, and there they are my boyfriend and this police

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Speaker 19: officer kissing.

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Speaker 14: No, no, my god, they run him back and they

700
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Speaker 14: kissed him.

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Speaker 6: This is the worst police department. Have you never been

702
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Speaker 6: arrested before? That's what they do. Like the whole thing.

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Speaker 19: They pulled it over on me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: It was a fun police office.

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Speaker 6: So the thing was just an elaborate scheme.

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Speaker 11: Oh, it's probably like their fantasy. They're like living out

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Speaker 11: their fantasy.

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Speaker 6: She'll the copy and the police car and the handcuffs.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm kind of impressed.

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Speaker 1: You're turned on, aren't you getting there?

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Speaker 6: I mean, Leanne, I'm very sorry for you, but low key.

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Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, I'm sorry for you. With a huge smile

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Speaker 1: on their face.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, that was that was a great addition.

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Speaker 1: You guys take yourselves out.

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Speaker 6: Oh I can't stop smiling now. Text in seventy five

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Speaker 6: nine too. If you have a funny story about how

719
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Speaker 6: you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the

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Speaker 6: next edition of Busted. We got your Phones out coming

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Speaker 6: up right after this.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: Today, we call a woman who's been applying for reality

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Speaker 6: shows for over fifteen years. Oh okay, she's never made it,

725
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Speaker 6: oh girl, And nobody gives her a harder time about

726
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Speaker 6: that than her own sister, of course. Oh that is

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Speaker 6: a sister's I mean, it's not my role to judge

728
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Speaker 6: if it's cruel or not for what she did to

729
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 6: set her up for this. But her sister made a

730
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Speaker 6: fake Gmail account claiming that she's a producer for a

731
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Speaker 6: big Hollywood show and wanted to get in touch about

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Speaker 6: a possible appearance in an upcoming series. Man, so the

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Speaker 6: hook's already been baited. All that's left is to see

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Speaker 6: what happens in your phone. Tap right now? Oh, Hi,

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Speaker 6: this is Flint Douche from TV Productions. Is this Chelsea?

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Speaker 7: Oh my god?

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Speaker 16: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Could I just say the producers here were so impressed

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Speaker 6: by your video application and the write up that you

741
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Speaker 6: sent in amazing really yeah, And it says here. Used

742
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Speaker 6: to be a.

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Speaker 16: Model, Yes, absolutely, based model.

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Speaker 21: I mean it was a little bit while ago, but

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Speaker 21: I'm really excited.

746
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Speaker 6: Actually, I used to be a model too. Huh, you're

747
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Speaker 6: back in my day. You may have seen me in

748
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Speaker 6: the jaz P catalog. I was the teen and the

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Speaker 6: spider Man underws that we're way too tight. I made

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Speaker 6: a meme about me, But now I digress. No, this call,

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Speaker 6: this call is all about EU.

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 18: Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 21: No, I'm really excited to hear from you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, us too. I mean you just seem so youthful

756
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Speaker 6: and energetic. Frankly, I just need to be upfront and

757
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Speaker 6: tell you you're in serious consideration to be a part

758
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Speaker 6: of one of our next shows.

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Speaker 2: WHOA Way?

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Speaker 11: Are you being serious?

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Speaker 6: One hundred percent serious? Me and three other producers, we

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Speaker 6: all think you'd be a perfect fit for our guy, Mordy.

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Speaker 18: Mordy, I don't know that show.

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Speaker 19: Who's Mordy?

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Speaker 6: Okay? Well, look may have been getting ahead of myself here.

766
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Speaker 6: You can't leak this, okay, this is just between.

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Speaker 4: You and me.

768
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Speaker 6: We've picked Morty as our next Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 9: Huh, well, I.

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Speaker 6: Guess technically Mortimer is his full name, but he's quite

771
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Speaker 6: a catch. Eighty four year old shuffle border from Long

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Speaker 6: Island owns a deli ready to hop back into the

773
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Speaker 6: hot tub for love. No what I'm saying, there's a

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Speaker 6: really good chance you could be selected as one of

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Speaker 6: his female suitors on the show.

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Speaker 21: Wuez second, I don't understand.

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Speaker 18: Isn't that show for old people?

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Speaker 6: Ooh yeah, we prefer not to use that term. Behind

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Speaker 6: the scenes, we like to say raisins or vegetable market

780
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Speaker 6: because they shrivel and just kind of sit there. What

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Speaker 6: but we were even thinking of calling the show final destination?

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Speaker 18: Oh my god.

783
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Speaker 6: But on the air, let's us go with the term

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Speaker 6: golden aged. Okay, I'm not cold in age.

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Speaker 16: I'm young at heart, but I'm not cold and age rush.

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Speaker 6: Yes, that's the spirit shelse Sure.

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Speaker 18: I'm sorry you didn't.

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Speaker 16: You must have not read my bio.

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Speaker 18: I'm forty six years old.

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Speaker 6: Right, forty six?

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Speaker 7: Wait?

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Speaker 6: What you're joking. We like the sense of humor. He's

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Speaker 6: gonna love the sharp way. Wae a second, hold on,

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Speaker 6: I need more of that.

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Speaker 21: How old did you think I was?

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Speaker 6: I mean, we just thought you at a senior moment

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Speaker 6: and accidentally switch the numbers you're not sixty four.

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Speaker 21: No, I'm not sixty four.

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Speaker 6: Hold on, because you list under your hobbies gardening and

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Speaker 6: book club. I mean, what is that to do with

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Speaker 6: my aim, which is those are interests that are more

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Speaker 6: aligned with our female applicants to the Golden Bachelor?

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Speaker 20: Usaid, do you understand whole offensive you're being right now?

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Speaker 6: Listen, I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm just trying

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Speaker 6: to make you a star or I guess as your

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Speaker 6: generation calls it, a starlet, starlet?

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Speaker 18: What you want with you?

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Speaker 6: It's sorry, I don't know all the lingo from the

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Speaker 6: nineteen forties, but can I just ask you a personal

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Speaker 6: question real quick? What okay? Are you?

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Speaker 5: Are you?

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Speaker 6: Maybe you know, just fudging the numbers a little bit?

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Speaker 2: You can be.

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Speaker 18: Honest with you.

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Speaker 6: Stop it. It doesn't seem like from what I've read

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Speaker 6: in forty six.

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Speaker 20: You saw my tape, you know I am not sixty

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Speaker 20: four years old.

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Speaker 6: But it just under the social media part. You put

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Speaker 6: down your Facebook.

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Speaker 16: Page, that's a are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 6: See exactly? Nobody under fifty has a Facebook page, So

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Speaker 6: all the red flags are going up on my end.

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Speaker 19: This is more than offensive.

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Speaker 16: You don't do that with somebody.

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Speaker 6: Well, I apologize clearly, there's been some sort of confusion here.

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Speaker 6: Why don't we do this? Why don't we have you

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Speaker 6: come down to our production studios and you can just

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Speaker 6: meet Morty.

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Speaker 16: I am not meeting with him.

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Speaker 6: See if there's a connection. He's a real sweet guy.

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Speaker 16: I am not going on the Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 6: Just talk to him about your interest croquet and embroidering,

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Speaker 6: mittens or whatever you do. We'll just see if you

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Speaker 6: love sparks.

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Speaker 20: Nice is making strap up.

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Speaker 21: I don't have any of.

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Speaker 18: That on my bio.

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Speaker 6: That's not true. I just confirmed it with your sister Milania.

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Speaker 6: What he knows she has something to do with this, Rightlily? Wait,

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Speaker 6: you know this is a prank call that Milania listens

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Speaker 6: to our show. My name is jeff from Brook and

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey In the morning. She asked us to do a

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Speaker 6: phonetown on you.

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Speaker 16: I'm about to have a heart attack, like a sixty

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Speaker 16: something wrong.

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Speaker 6: We'll tell you. You get into that hot tub with Mortimer,

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Speaker 6: He's gonna make you feel like you're forty six, that's

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Speaker 6: for sure.

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Speaker 7: Weekend every morning was time weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: What if I told you there's a new dating trend

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Speaker 6: where men can pay a lot of money to meet

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Speaker 6: women not on the internet and it's totally legal, no

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Speaker 6: expectations whatsoever.

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Speaker 14: Okay, I was gonna say, it's been around for a while, Jeff, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You set it up in a way that.

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Speaker 6: I don't know where your guys is he I think

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Speaker 6: you do. But now establishments are getting on board with this,

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Speaker 6: So you're gonna be seeing this happening in your city eventually,

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Speaker 6: if it's not there already. It's how one of ours,

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Speaker 6: How one of them met a woman that he now

864
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Speaker 6: has a major crush on. You're gonna find out why

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Speaker 6: him and his guy friends paid hundreds of dollars and

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Speaker 6: they are totally okay with it in your second date

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Speaker 6: update right after this second Date update. For guys, when

868
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Speaker 6: it comes to dating and actually meeting women, let's face it,

869
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 6: we need all the help that we can get because

870
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Speaker 6: the apps can be very frustrating and slow. Going out

871
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Speaker 6: to a bar armed with three horrible pickup lines is

872
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Speaker 6: almost impossible.

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Speaker 1: Pickup lines is gonna make it really hard.

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Speaker 6: Yes, with all these clowns around here, feels like we're

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Speaker 6: at the circus.

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Speaker 11: Huh, Drake, So you totally kept going with it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm the same. It seem clearly they didn't work

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00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 6: in here either. But now there's a new dating trend

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Speaker 6: that people are doing. And I've never heard about this before,

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00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 6: but it's how one of our listeners met someone the

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Speaker 6: other day. So let's talk to him. His name is Andre, Andre,

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Speaker 6: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 8: Hi. How you doing?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 18: How you do all of it?

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Speaker 8: Good?

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Speaker 6: We'll stop.

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Speaker 2: I want to know where you learn this dating trick

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Speaker 2: or hack or whatever it is from.

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Speaker 6: Apparently it's a different like dating activity than people are.

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Speaker 8: Doing it is it's kind of like speed dating meets basically.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like an event that you went to meet someone.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, it's put together okay, like a restaurant hosts

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Speaker 6: the event.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, speed dating is it new?

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Speaker 6: But yeah, what makes this different than normal speed dating?

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Speaker 8: Well, first of all, you have a set like meat time,

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Speaker 8: but the ladies arrived first, and they none of them

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Speaker 8: are alone. You know, they're groups of friends and they

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Speaker 8: order like drinks or something to eat.

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Speaker 1: Oh you like this because you don't have to pay

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Speaker 1: for them? Is that what it is?

903
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 8: The way it works is when you bash come in

904
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 8: maybe about half an hour to forty five minutes later, okay,

905
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 8: and you get to you know, walk around and say hi.

906
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 8: But if you sit down, you actually end up paying

907
00:44:59,200 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 8: for the meal.

908
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 6: Guys have to pay for the things that the girls order.

909
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: Well, there's multiple women at the table.

910
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 5: Do we get fed?

911
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: This sounds expensive?

912
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 6: Man, Yeah, this sounds great. If you're a girl.

913
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, we just do a girl's night. You

914
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: talk to one guys we paid.

915
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, this sounds amazing to me too. I would

916
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 14: annoy everyone with my food knowledge, all the food coming.

917
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 6: But then you have to pay for everything that they order.

918
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 5: But at least I got attention from a girl for once.

919
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 8: That's kind of like a blind Uh you're going in

920
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 8: blind on that one. But myself, a couple of friends

921
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 8: of mine decided we were going to do this just

922
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 8: for a funny evening. You figured, you're splitting into the

923
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 8: bill three ways. How bad could it be?

924
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: You know? Okay, so you would all go to the

925
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 1: same table to meet, like.

926
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 8: Three we were hanging out. I'm hanging out with my friends,

927
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 8: you're hanging out with your friends. Let's see how it works.

928
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: Okay, So who'd you meet?

929
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 8: I met a lovely young lady named Becca.

930
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 6: Did you get a weird feeling when he said lovely

931
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 6: young lady too?

932
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: Yes, way to describe someone.

933
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, let's try it again. You met a really

934
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 6: hot girl named Becca.

935
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 8: I met a really hot girl named Okay.

936
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, how did you guys connect?

937
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 7: Well?

938
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 8: I actually asked her if she was just here for

939
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 8: the food, and she said it depends on the guy.

940
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 8: So we just started flirting back and forth.

941
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you know what.

942
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 5: And that's such an honest answer. It's like, yeah, I

943
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 5: kind of am.

944
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 14: But if a cute guy that hits it off, yeah,

945
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 14: then of course I'm in do it.

946
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: How long do you guys spend together? Like, do you

947
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: do the whole meal together?

948
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 4: The mill?

949
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 8: The meal was they had something to eat before we

950
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,959
Speaker 8: got there. You have the option to eat if you want,

951
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 8: but you know, you don't want to eat in front

952
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 8: of somebody if they're not eating. Okay, I just had

953
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 8: a couple of drinks. One of my friends got an appetizer.

954
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 8: You know, we were just basically talking.

955
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 5: It's just something the guys to eat first.

956
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: So how long did you spend with Becca.

957
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 8: You speed anything goes for about another forty five minutes,

958
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 8: but she had someplace else to be, so she ended

959
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 8: up leaving maybe about like a half an hour, and

960
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 8: so it was still like fifteen minutes left. My guys

961
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 8: weren't leaving, and I didn't get a chance to ask

962
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 8: her for a content information, so I asked one of

963
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 8: her friends, and her friend was nice enough to give

964
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 8: me her content information. So I ended up texting her

965
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:02,760
Speaker 8: later that evening.

966
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, did you guys go out again?

967
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: Or is that what we're calling on this experience on text?

968
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 8: We agreed to like meet up again, like to we

969
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 8: kind of like lesson at that. And here's where I

970
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 8: think I kind of went maybe went wrong, Maybe it

971
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 8: came in a little too strong. Was that I texted

972
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,399
Speaker 8: her like between fourteen and seventeen times?

973
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 6: Oh man, only seventeen times?

974
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 8: Okay, okay. They weren't all about the date. Some of

975
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 8: them were just like a couple of funny memes. You know.

976
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 11: Was there a response from her in between all these

977
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 11: seventeen texts or was it just your bubbles?

978
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 8: I still haven't heard from her.

979
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 14: Oh no, one thing that there was like one or

980
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 14: two responses, what we can do?

981
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 6: Are you sure it's the right number because you said

982
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 6: that the friend gave it to you.

983
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 8: Yet it's the right number because we texted back and

984
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 8: forth and once we agreed to meet up, that's.

985
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 5: When she stopped.

986
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was hopeful.

987
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, maybe she's working some extra eye jobs, trying

988
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 6: to save up enough money to pay for his next meal.

989
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 6: That way, it's even doubt because he already paid for hers.

990
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: They said he just had drinks and maybe an appetizer.

991
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 6: Well, how much did you spend on her meal?

992
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 8: That though? Andre between me and my friends, we only

993
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 8: adn't spending five seventy.

994
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 1: Five dollars each or you three ways?

995
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 4: Totally?

996
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, person, that's that's a lot.

997
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 6: That's a lot, a lot.

998
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 2: It's why would a group of girls hold back if

999
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 2: you're not And it's not like fancy restaurants are the

1000
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 2: ones hosting these type of things?

1001
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 6: No, And that's two hundred and seventy five dollars worth

1002
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 6: of food in a half hour. That's like power eating.

1003
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 6: I like that for it, So yeah, I like that

1004
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 6: Alexis does not feel bad for you.

1005
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he in knowing exactly what he was going

1006
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 2: to get Why would there be any pity there just because.

1007
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 6: He's a listener to our show and we're supposed to

1008
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 6: act like we're on their side. Yeah, well I am.

1009
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: But he doesn't seem upset about the bill, Jeff, No, No.

1010
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 8: I'm not upset at all. I mean, when you think

1011
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 8: about it, you get right to the point because you're

1012
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 8: actually making a physical, in person connection, you know. Yeah,

1013
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 8: spending the money, no, I think.

1014
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, a good rabbi is like seventy dollars in a steak.

1015
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: Okay, we could still stop going down the menu, you

1016
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 2: know howbody else there's some huggy girls.

1017
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 8: I like that, all right, person, there were a lot

1018
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 8: of high end There were a couple of high end

1019
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 8: cocktails on there, all.

1020
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, Well, not the money all that.

1021
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's happy to have met her.

1022
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 6: Good, all right. Well, hopefully we can get her on

1023
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 6: the phone one more time and convince her to meet

1024
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 6: up with you again.

1025
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: You sound lovely, Thank you.

1026
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 6: It's not creepy when Brooks says lovely to someone else,

1027
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 6: though only when he says it. We're not going to

1028
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 6: use that word at all when we call her. Come

1029
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 6: back and try and get your second date update right

1030
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 6: after this. All right, okay, second date update. You know

1031
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 6: what's funny about the number seventeen is that it's actually

1032
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 6: my lucky number. I was born on the seventeenth.

1033
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 5: You have a Brooks favorite number is also seventeen.

1034
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 6: She only changed it to that because she found out

1035
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 6: it was seventeen is also the number of muscles that

1036
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 6: are in the human tongue. I know, do you want

1037
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,720
Speaker 6: to demonstrate.

1038
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 5: I hate that there was.

1039
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 6: An eighteenth one? And curiously, seventeen is also the number

1040
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 6: of times that our listener Andre has texted a woman

1041
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 6: named Becca with no response from her after they met

1042
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 6: at a tender speed dating event.

1043
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: It is really looking more unlucky and unlucky as it does.

1044
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 6: Everybody is saying seventeen texts without an answer is a

1045
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 6: bad sign. But here's the thing. I've gone hundreds of

1046
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 6: texts and emails without answering people, even higher ups at

1047
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 6: our own company who are asking me to fill up

1048
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 6: my time cards so I could quote get paid. Not

1049
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 6: falling for that one.

1050
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: Management, you haven't gotten a paycheck in three years.

1051
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 6: I mean, I signed a contract. What else do I

1052
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 6: have to do?

1053
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're supposed to check your bank account.

1054
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 6: I'm literally on the air. What more do they want

1055
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 6: me to do? You got to fill out a time sheet?

1056
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 5: Tale, I'm at work.

1057
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 6: But we're going to see what Becca's reason is if

1058
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 6: she answers the phone for why she's not texting you back? Okay, Andre, Yes.

1059
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 8: And I really need you guys to go to bat

1060
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 8: for me on this.

1061
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, answer, I mean, what do you think is

1062
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 2: key to success here?

1063
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: Do you have any ideas for us?

1064
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 8: Like?

1065
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: What does she like about you?

1066
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 14: Do you know?

1067
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 8: I'm not sure. I'm just hoping at some point that

1068
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 8: maybe she lost service and they didn't see all of them.

1069
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's ex.

1070
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 3: I think that's a pretty good indicator.

1071
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 6: All right, But lucky number seventeen is the one thing

1072
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 6: that I'm going to stick on to today. So here

1073
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 6: we go.

1074
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 5: Ready, I'm going to.

1075
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: Really emphasize her unanswered texts.

1076
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 6: I would go with not actually yeah, okay, so we're

1077
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 6: starting with officially nothing as we dial her numbers. Best

1078
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 6: of luck to everybody.

1079
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 8: Here we go.

1080
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,240
Speaker 6: Hell, hell, hey, we're looking for Becca.

1081
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 18: Uh no, no, no, Becca here? Who is it?

1082
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: Do we have the wrong number?

1083
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 8: Sorry?

1084
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 5: Sorry about that.

1085
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're a radio show. Called Brook and Jeffrey in

1086
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 6: the morning. You're not Becca?

1087
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 2: No, Oh my god, that's why the text have you

1088
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 2: been getting so many weird texts from?

1089
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,839
Speaker 6: I don't understand. We got a phone number here from

1090
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 6: a guy named Andre who says he met Becca the

1091
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 6: other night at a speed dating event. He got this

1092
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 6: number from her friend, and he's been texting back and

1093
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 6: forth at this number.

1094
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess he did say Becca did text? Or yeah?

1095
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 18: I am so sorry.

1096
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 6: Do you are Rebecca and you're pretending not to be?

1097
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 10: Uh?

1098
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 4: No, I.

1099
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 21: I am, Kayla, I'm I'm Becca's friend. I'm the one

1100
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 21: who gave Andre the number.

1101
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 6: Gave him your number by accident?

1102
00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 18: What I mean, I wouldn't say accident, like, so you

1103
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 18: liked Andre.

1104
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 21: I thought he was really cute, and so I gave

1105
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 21: him my number.

1106
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 5: That's messed up.

1107
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

1108
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,800
Speaker 2: Wait, why didn't you tell him that it was you

1109
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 2: instead of Beck. Why wouldn't you just say to him, well,

1110
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 2: I'm not going to give you my friend's number, but

1111
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 2: I'll give you mine.

1112
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 20: Oh well, I was at first.

1113
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 21: I was just like upset that he wasn't asking for

1114
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 21: my number, that he asked for her number.

1115
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1116
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 18: Oh my god.

1117
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 21: It sounds so stupid now thinking back, But that's like

1118
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 21: why I haven't been texting him because I was I

1119
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 21: just felt so guilty because like we'd made plans and

1120
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 21: I know that it went too far.

1121
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 11: Only got this dude, this so makes sense, like when

1122
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 11: he was telling us about this dating event where it's

1123
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 11: like you bring in some of your friends and then

1124
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 11: you meet some other girlfriends, like this has got to

1125
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 11: happen all the time, where like maybe not the right

1126
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 11: people liking each other one on one.

1127
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 6: I'm not sure I understand what your plan was.

1128
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't think she understood. That's why she's not tech.

1129
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 6: You gave him your phone number and said it was

1130
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 6: Becca's number in hopes that they could they fall in

1131
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 6: love over text.

1132
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,720
Speaker 21: I didn't really have the best of plan, I'll be honest,

1133
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 21: but it's not Maybe if they made a plan and

1134
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 21: then he hadn't heard from her a while and then

1135
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 21: you know, reached back out and then I showed up

1136
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 21: and was like, oh my god, you know the siony

1137
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 21: like Becca was had a flink and I was I

1138
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 21: didn't want you to be so you just got up.

1139
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:31,479
Speaker 1: That's a very elaborate plan. You well thought out plan,

1140
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: and I.

1141
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 20: Thought like, maybe if we were alone, just one on

1142
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 20: one and was talking, that he would see just like

1143
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 20: how wonderful it was.

1144
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 2: So she was gonna have Becca ghost him so that

1145
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 2: she could swoop in and come to the rescue.

1146
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 6: Trick him into liking ah, and then be like, I'm better.

1147
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 5: You should just take it on my number. It's the

1148
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 5: same number.

1149
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 20: Yeah, I didn't think about when I finally gave him

1150
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 20: my number and it being the same number, how that

1151
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 20: would go.

1152
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 2: Yeactly, does your friend Becca know you're doing this?

1153
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 7: No?

1154
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: No, no, oh god, god question.

1155
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 21: I mean, Becca's talking to a lot of guys right now,

1156
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 21: and so he would just be like one of many

1157
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 21: for me.

1158
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 7: You just be worn.

1159
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, your voice has been so high

1160
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 2: this entire time.

1161
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 6: All right, Well, that's definitely an awkward move. You you're

1162
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 6: been kind of trying to trick him into liking you.

1163
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 20: I mean, I wouldn't say trick.

1164
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: Trigg him into hanging out with her.

1165
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 6: We've kind of tricked you, but not really because we

1166
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 6: need to tell you that. Well you didn't know this,

1167
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 6: but Andre is on the other line right now listening

1168
00:55:49,200 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 6: to this conversation. Oh yeah, oh, okay, okay, Yeah, and Andre, there.

1169
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 8: I'm a little I'm here, Yeah, I'm here.

1170
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: H Do you remember Kayla?

1171
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:07,280
Speaker 7: Andre?

1172
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: Do you remember meeting Kayla?

1173
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 17: Please?

1174
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 8: God, even if you don't, I remember. We really didn't

1175
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 8: really didn't talk much, but we did talk. I'm sorry,

1176
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,439
Speaker 8: I'm just a little I'm sorry. I'm a little chapped

1177
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 8: at the moment.

1178
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 6: Okay, both flustered right now, there's a lot of information

1179
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 6: that's all coming out at once. But now, Andrea, you

1180
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 6: know that Becca's friend Kayla was kind of into you

1181
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 6: that night. How does that make you feel?

1182
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 4: I don't.

1183
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 8: I don't know like how I feel like right now,

1184
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 8: it's just a little overwhelming. Like it's not so you

1185
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 8: never gave her my numbers?

1186
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 21: No, I mean, like I said, she's talking to like

1187
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 21: multiple guys, like we were really there more for me

1188
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 21: that night, Like she she was kind of coming as

1189
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 21: like support.

1190
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 14: Even if you did get Becca's number, bro, she probably

1191
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 14: would have just pushed towards Kayla's direction anyway as a

1192
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 14: good friend.

1193
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good point, Jose Or do you like

1194
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 6: the challenge of beating out all those other guys who

1195
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 6: are into Becca?

1196
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 7: No, don't do that.

1197
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm going on go out with Kayla.

1198
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 11: I mean they're like the same energy. He's a guy

1199
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 11: who will text seventeen times with no response. She's a

1200
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 11: woman who will pretend to be someone else, and they

1201
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 11: can get.

1202
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: It to feel bad.

1203
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1204
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like they like totally dysfunctional, but for

1205
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 6: some reason it works. Andre, how do you feel about that?

1206
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 8: I mean that sounds I don't know, that sounds really

1207
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 8: good for like a movie.

1208
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 20: I don't know, but what if life could be a movie?

1209
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 7: Andre?

1210
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 6: Wow, that's what they say sometimes, like the most obvious,

1211
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 6: amazing thing is right in front of you and you

1212
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 6: didn't see it, giving you a fake phone number and

1213
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 6: not texting you back after seventeen messages.

1214
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: I love that quote, Jeff. I love when people say that.

1215
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is so beautiful and so normally we would.

1216
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 6: I mean, this is a little bit of a different

1217
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 6: situation in light of the new information. I think first

1218
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 6: we need to ask Andre, because when you called us,

1219
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 6: you wanted to go out with Becca, but instead, maybe

1220
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 6: would it be cool if we sent you out with

1221
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 6: Becca's friend Kayla?

1222
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,919
Speaker 1: Kyla tell you why? Come on, Kaylea, I mean, well.

1223
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 6: Hold on, I'm asking. First, we got to ask Andre

1224
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 6: if he's cool with that.

1225
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 8: It's weird.

1226
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 20: It's weird, more weird than contacting the radio station to contact.

1227
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 4: That's the whole thing.

1228
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 8: It's weird all around.

1229
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's bad about it? Like, honestly, like, what

1230
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: could you lose trying one date with Kayla?

1231
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 6: I mean she doesn't seem like crazy or anything like that.

1232
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: No, no, he said seventeen texts.

1233
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 8: That's maybe a little over enthusias I wouldn't call that

1234
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 8: crazy maybe.

1235
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, she's just overly enthusiastic to get to know you.

1236
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 6: We're running low on time here, Andre, what do you

1237
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 6: think one date with Kyla? Give it a shot?

1238
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 8: I mean somebody went through this. Can I say no?

1239
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 17: I guess yeah, yeah, I say no, there you go, Okay,

1240
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 17: I love it?

1241
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 6: She needed all right, Well, congratulations you two are going

1242
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,439
Speaker 6: to meet up for your first official date.

1243
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 7: Wow?

1244
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you may want to send beck a thank you text?

1245
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,439
Speaker 5: You know, probably goes.

1246
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 8: I think I think we've done enough texting.

1247
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 6: I think we'll only in person chat from now on.

1248
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1249
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 6: Is anybody else thinking it's kind of strange that this

1250
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 6: girl basically can't fish to guy lied and planned to

1251
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 6: trick him, and we're all encouraging this type of behavior.

1252
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, I'm asking. I guess she went

1253
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 2: the extra mile for sure. I mean she felt bad

1254
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 2: about it, so I think that was her saving grace.

1255
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 2: It's not like she came on being like a trictim.

1256
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 14: They shall budge the TV show Catfish to going the

1257
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 14: extra mile because that's a better way to play.

1258
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 4: That really is.

1259
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: But I got it, like I feel for her.

1260
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 2: I think because I also have hot girlfriends that people

1261
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 2: always wanted their number and never wanted mine.

1262
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: So maybe you gotta do what you gotta do. Maybe

1263
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: it's sympathy, Yeah, I.

1264
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 6: Just I want to try to be responsible when we

1265
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 6: do these and encourage our listeners to maybe not pretend

1266
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 6: to be other people to trip them into loving you

1267
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 6: forget it, lie, cheat, steals or as you get what

1268
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 6: you want and he cares, right, Jazz, I willing to

1269
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 6: break laws and screw people over to get you on

1270
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 6: a date. Don't believe us.

1271
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 9: Email the show.

1272
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 6: We'll do whatever it takes to get that person on

1273
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 6: a date with you.

1274
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1275
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 6: You've got a return player to win Brooks Bucks today.

1276
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 6: His name is Stephan. He's won three and one all

1277
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 6: time against you. And Stephan had an enjoyable holiday, lots

1278
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 6: of gifts for his family. Kids got everything that they wanted,

1279
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 6: but unfortunately it did take a financial toll on his wallet.

1280
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: I hear that, Stefan.

1281
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 6: In fact, today is the last day that his mortgage

1282
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 6: is due before they foreclose on his home, and he's

1283
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 6: only one hundred dollars short making that payment.

1284
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 1: The bank isn't gonna like just you know, like let

1285
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 1: you wait for the hundred bucks.

1286
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 14: This is the last day.

1287
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 6: So, Brooke, do you think maybe you could take a

1288
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 6: dive and selflessly save Stephan and his family? Or do

1289
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,919
Speaker 6: you want to tell him that he's about to lose

1290
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:39,479
Speaker 6: his house?

1291
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm to go with foreclosure. Oh but I feel

1292
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: bad about it.

1293
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 6: I don't care.

1294
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't hear that.

1295
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 1: You don't hear the pity in my voice.

1296
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 17: I'll work on it.

1297
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: I'll go out in the hallway and I'll work on

1298
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: my yeah, empathy voice.

1299
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 6: Maybe me start to cry a little bit. That'll help.

1300
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 7: Okay, I'll be a gentleman. Brook.

1301
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 17: You can go first.

1302
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: You just sit and listen.

1303
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 6: I see he's smart, is He's doing anything it takes

1304
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 6: to win today. But unfortunately Brook has to leave the

1305
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 6: studio for Stephans, so she's headed out and while she leaves,

1306
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 6: you know how the game works. Thirty seconds to answer

1307
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 6: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1308
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 6: you could say pass, But you do have to beat

1309
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 6: Brooke outright to win. All right, here we go. Your

1310
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 6: time starts now.

1311
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 8: On this day.

1312
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 6: In eighteen sixty three, the world's first underground passenger railway

1313
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 6: opened in what city? New York or London?

1314
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 8: London?

1315
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 6: Horseradish, mustard and bright green food coloring make up what

1316
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 6: condiment horse. The Guardians are an MLB team from what city?

1317
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 6: What is the number xi translated from Roman numerals eleven?

1318
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 6: The US Postal Services logo features the head of what bird?

1319
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 6: Oh right solid showing today Stephan, good job, Brook's gonna

1320
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 6: come back into the studio. What else do you got

1321
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 6: on the books for this year, Steven?

1322
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 8: Just a lot of work and to make up some

1323
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 8: of the finances. The best second day.

1324
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 5: Don't you feel like you work all year for Christmas?

1325
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 5: Then all the money goes away and then you gonna

1326
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 5: start all over again.

1327
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: But your kids can play video games.

1328
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 5: That's true.

1329
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, on Saturday?

1330
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 5: Are they giggle?

1331
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 4: Gang members.

1332
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: Time?

1333
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 6: My goshunter, Stephan, look at that you calling in has

1334
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 6: made Jose's day, It really has.

1335
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 5: And we got a plug for the string.

1336
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: There we go.

1337
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 6: All right, Brook, it's your train. Are you ready?

1338
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah? Ready?

1339
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. On this day in eighteen sixty three,

1340
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 6: the world's first underground passenger railway opened in what city,

1341
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 6: New York or London?

1342
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: London.

1343
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 6: Horse, Radish, mustard and bright green food coloring make up

1344
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 6: what condiment?

1345
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 14: What sob?

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Speaker 6: The Guardians are an MLB team from what city?

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Speaker 1: Minnesota?

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Speaker 6: What is the number x I translated from Roman numerals eleven?

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Speaker 6: The US Postal Services logo feature is the head of

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Speaker 6: what bird?

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Speaker 1: Eagle?

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Speaker 6: A nettie pot is commonly used on one part of

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Speaker 6: the body.

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Speaker 4: You knows.

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Speaker 6: It was a good question. I think it was a

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Speaker 6: lot of good questions, a lot of good answers. Today

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Speaker 6: we're going to go to the scoreboard to see how

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Speaker 6: you both did with Jose.

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Speaker 5: I gotta say it took me a long time to

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Speaker 5: get used to the hanging bits.

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Speaker 1: I would imagine.

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Speaker 4: True.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird to have them there. I don't get

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Speaker 1: it and that's.

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Speaker 5: Why they're small.

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Speaker 14: All right, you got three correct today, stop lapping, thank

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Speaker 14: you and Brook Yah also stop lapping.

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Speaker 6: You got five? Well, Stephan. If your family needs a

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Speaker 6: place to live, oh, I'm sure Brook can put you

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Speaker 6: down in her basement.

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Speaker 11: My husband works down there as long as you guys

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Speaker 11: don't sharing space with him.

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Speaker 4: There we go.

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Speaker 6: Now, let's go for the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 8: On this day.

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Speaker 6: In eighteen sixty three, the first undergrad on passenger railway

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Speaker 6: opened in London. New York didn't do it till nineteen

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Speaker 6: oh four. Horse Radish mustard and bright Green food coloring

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Speaker 6: makeup with Sabi.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 6: The Guardians are the Major League Baseball team from Cleveland.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't think there's somewhere in the Midwest.

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Speaker 4: It was like DC.

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Speaker 6: The Roman numeral XI translates to the number eleven. X's

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Speaker 6: ten I is one. US Postal Services logo features the

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Speaker 6: head of the bald eagles. We except an eagle there,

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Speaker 6: and an nettie pot is commonly used on your nose

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Speaker 6: the society. It seems like such like an ancient remedy.

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Speaker 1: Have you tried it?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 6: I used like Afron and normal stuff that everybody does. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 6: unfortunately Stephan wasn't quite enough to beat Brooke today. But

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Speaker 6: just for playing, you do win tickets to Emerald City

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Speaker 6: Comic Con. From meeting your favorite celebrity guests and comic

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Speaker 6: creators to making the best memories with family and friends,

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Speaker 6: Emerald City Comic Con is the place to be February

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Speaker 6: twenty ninth through March third at the Seattle Convention Center.

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Speaker 6: Jose is probably gonna be there too, so tickets go

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Speaker 6: on sale now at Emeraldcitycomic Con dot com.

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Speaker 5: Nice and being better than the hundred bucks and we.

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Speaker 1: Get to hang out seven. You got a good attitude.

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Speaker 4: We like that.

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Speaker 17: Oh thanks, thanks, Hunter, I said hi, and I'll see you.

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Speaker 5: All on Saturday.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Try to get your kid to come on and play

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Speaker 1: next time we're talking. How old is he?

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Speaker 18: You don't want to be embarrassed by a seven year old?

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Speaker 6: All right, thanks for playing, Stefan. We'll be back and

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Speaker 6: we're gonna do Windbrooks back same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning