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Speaker 1: Hello, my guys. Hey, welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast

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Speaker 1: with Sydney and Marie. Oh yes, so happy, sounds so good.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful Sydney, you're like an angel, like old Mariah Carey,

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Speaker 2: like new Ariana Grande.

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Speaker 1: Want to make noise? You know those are not real sounds. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm usually very quiet. I'm sorry, I'm usually very quiet. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you sleep loud?

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Speaker 2: That's a lie. I've seen you sleep? Hell, you loud?

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Speaker 2: How have I seen you sleep? Or how do I

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Speaker 2: know that you're loud?

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Speaker 1: You loud? But the listeners want to know how you

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Speaker 1: know that I'm loud because I'm fall on your couch

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Speaker 1: and you sleep on my couch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a damn lie. Hey, Marie, how you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing really really well. Actually, how are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You know what? I feel really good. I went to

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Speaker 1: the gym at seven am. That's a lie. I did

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Speaker 1: seven American Am seven am because I knew that I

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Speaker 1: had to get here all the time. But you didn't

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Speaker 1: get on But you didn't. I was so close to

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Speaker 1: being on time though. Yeah, you were like twenty four

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Speaker 1: minutes late. So that's right, all the time, twenty four

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Speaker 1: minutes late. When we have a white guest, Oh you

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Speaker 1: live in here? Yesterday, we wanted the viewers to listen

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Speaker 1: to the voice and then figure out if.

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Speaker 2: They know he was right away. They were like, there's

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Speaker 2: nothing about his voice that's like, is that nuts a

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Speaker 2: white man?

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Speaker 1: He's cool, y'all get to meet him in a little bit, Marie,

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Speaker 1: were you an expert in this week? This week, I

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Speaker 1: was an expert at sneaking I'm sorry, allegedly sneaking drugs

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Speaker 1: into this country. Allegedly.

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Speaker 2: What that means is I was at a comedy festival

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Speaker 2: and this guy who's got like a couple of Netflix

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Speaker 2: specials out. He famous, but I don't know him, so

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Speaker 2: he not that famous. He took a bunch of US

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Speaker 2: comedians out to get lunch because he was like, you

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Speaker 2: guys were poor, let me feed you.

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Speaker 1: So we ate, and you know, it was one of

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Speaker 1: those situations where he was like, should I get a

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Speaker 1: bottle of wine for the table? And I was like,

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Speaker 1: get two bottles and nobody else was tricky wine. So

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Speaker 1: it was a good night for me.

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Speaker 2: And after we're done eating, he was like, hey, guys,

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Speaker 2: I brought you this bag of weed for the week,

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Speaker 2: right like he pulls out like a little like a

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Speaker 2: little hefty bag of weed. And he was like, I

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Speaker 2: brought you this weed for the twelve of y'all to

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Speaker 2: smoke for the week. And I was like, put it

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Speaker 2: in my purse because I was the only one that

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Speaker 2: had a bag. Actually that's not true. I was the

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Speaker 2: fastest person with a bag. I was like, woo, like,

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Speaker 2: just throw it in my bag. So he put it

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Speaker 2: in my bag and then they didn't ask for the

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Speaker 2: weed for the entire week.

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Speaker 1: I'm lying they asked. I just never put it. I

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Speaker 1: never bought it out the room. But when I was

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Speaker 1: getting ready to fly back to New York, I was like, yo, oh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even smoke none. It is weed. I gotta

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Speaker 1: get it into the country, right, How am I gonna

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Speaker 1: get it into the United States? Because I was in Canada, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, how I'm gonna get it in? And uh,

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Speaker 1: people were like you should put it in your hair,

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Speaker 1: which is like dumb because they always check my hair

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Speaker 1: at the airport, like always.

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Speaker 2: Even if I have it like in a low ponytail situation,

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Speaker 2: They're like, we gotta check that.

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Speaker 1: Buonon they'd be like, yo, you gotta take that off.

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Speaker 1: They'd be like, Sis, we need to check your scalp. Sis,

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Speaker 1: take that off so we can check your other scalp. No,

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Speaker 1: that's what they say to you. That's what they say

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Speaker 1: to you and your hats. They'd be like, queen, step

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Speaker 1: to the left, we need to check. We need to

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Speaker 1: check your scalp for coconut oil. And they're like, you

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Speaker 1: could take that off here, or you could take it

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Speaker 1: off in the back, dude. And literally, no one talks

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Speaker 1: to me like that. Sittney. You see we four minutes

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Speaker 1: in and already already I want you to go. It's

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Speaker 1: time to leave. You know what, guys, that would be

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Speaker 1: official expert that the podcast finished.

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Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, so I didn't. I didn't hide it

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Speaker 2: in my hair because I'm smart. I had a bag

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Speaker 2: of Traul mix as I put it. No, I didn't

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Speaker 2: put it in my as because I was like, how

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Speaker 1: I thought about it. It was a lot of weeks.

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Speaker 1: When the last time we had some up there, what

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Speaker 1: year was it? There was a twenty twenty. Anyway, listen,

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Speaker 1: I gotta check my records. Have your intern check. I

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Speaker 1: gotta check my files. Who was my last Wait a minute, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so Obama was elected in two thousand and eight. Obama

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Speaker 1: was elected, But I asked real questions on this podcast. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I got some real questions for you.

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Speaker 2: So I put it in the back of trae Mix,

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Speaker 2: and then I put the trail Mix in my backpack

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Speaker 2: because I was like, I'm not paying.

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Speaker 1: To check a bag. What if this weed is trash?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Like, I didn't want to spend I don't even know

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Speaker 1: I didn't feel like spending that.

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Speaker 3: So I.

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Speaker 2: Had the backpack on my back with the weed in it,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, Wow, this is some locked up

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Speaker 1: Who's the white girl who killed her roommate in Italy?

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Speaker 1: I don't know Amanda Knockanda. I was on my Amanda

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Speaker 1: Knox too, Okay, But anyway I get through. I put

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Speaker 1: everything in the bin. It goes through all the machines

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Speaker 2: And then I'm standing there waiting to put my shoes

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Speaker 2: the equivalent is in Canada comes up to me and

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Speaker 1: Was like, oh no, oh no.

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Speaker 2: I was like, they got me and I was like, no,

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Speaker 2: I don't speak French. I was punted in English and

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Speaker 1: And then he let me and my drugs go. I

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Speaker 1: drugs are free to go.

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Speaker 2: So I was an expert at sneaking my drugs into

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Speaker 2: the country, allegedly.

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Speaker 1: Blessed allegedly, I'm putting that allegedly, Sidney, What were you

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Speaker 1: an expert in this week? Besides being super disrespectful? I

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Speaker 1: was a good Samaritan? What do that mean? Spell Samaritans?

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Speaker 1: I was. I was going out of my way to

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Speaker 1: help people on the williamsbrug Bridge I try to kill themselves. Yeah, Actually,

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Speaker 1: to kill them No, I was going out of the way

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Speaker 1: to stop somebody from killing himself. You stop somebody from

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Speaker 1: killing himself. Thoughts that that's what he was gonna do. Well,

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Speaker 1: tell me the story. Okay, So I'm on my bike.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm poor now, So I got a bicycle everywhere,

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Speaker 1: So I go back and forth on the bridge, coming

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Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning. It was two am city.

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Speaker 1: Where are you going on a bike on a bcy

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Speaker 1: So I'm not scared. I ain't never scared. So I'm

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Speaker 1: two am. Ooh, and you know, people don't care that

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Speaker 1: That's a crazy documentary.

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, it's on it's on Amazon prom I don't

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Speaker 1: But when they start putting the stuff down and like

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Because I don't want to I

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Speaker 1: don't want himself. Hey, don't kill yourself, bro. I was like, hey, buddy, buddy,

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Speaker 1: is a good word to use when you think somebody

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Speaker 1: just so happened. His name was Buddy No. So I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: He's like, my girlfriend wants to leave me. I was

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Speaker 1: like me too, man, Like shit, let me just go

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Speaker 1: jump with you? Go with that whole hand. Who set

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was. He was a white dude talking

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Speaker 1: about life was hard. So I just pushed him. You

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Speaker 3: No, I did that.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, come on, dude, we all having

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Speaker 1: the planet, we're all having a hard time, Like like,

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Speaker 1: come on, man, get let's go, get on my bike.

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Speaker 1: Where you wait? Did you leave the white man on

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Speaker 1: man on your back? Yeah, listen, I have to do

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Speaker 1: what I can to get murdered. You don't watch no TV.

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Speaker 1: Huh listen. Could have been set through things, going through things.

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Speaker 1: You need to be there for them. Now, if I

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Speaker 1: don't know you, you have to extend your hand. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't, so you could pull me down to my neighbor.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know my neighbor's names. I'd be like, hey, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: Andy Hughes. So that's what I did. I saved somebody

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Speaker 1: from doing Did you say that?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't check the papers to see if somebody died,

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Speaker 2: if they fell off the breeze, did not.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I saved him. I putting them on

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Speaker 1: my bike. I definite didn't put them on my bike. No,

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Speaker 1: I know you didn't put him on your bike. I

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Speaker 1: So how do you jump? Is it there like a

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Speaker 1: fence all around the bridge? No, he was going to

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Speaker 1: do the where the train is, like the train is coming. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you's donna jump into the train tracks on the bridge

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Speaker 1: the bridge? Wow, fuck up? And you know the jay

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Speaker 2: Sidney What is he today? He's our bike experts. He

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Speaker 1: We'll compare notes. You know, I don't know how to

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Speaker 3: Our guests to kill myself, and she came up to

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Speaker 2: Jump and they have a ladies and gentlemen, our bike

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever so you ride your bike all over

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen somebody you thought was gonna kill

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Speaker 3: No? No, I may call bluff on your story.

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Speaker 1: No, it's true. Uh huh, it's definitely true.

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Speaker 3: What was his name?

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Speaker 1: Who cares?

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Speaker 3: I need to get his name? Like?

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Speaker 1: Is that important? Like he saved his soul? Do you

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Speaker 1: His name is indebted to Sidney Elizabeth Washington, human being.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever seen any wore I killed him.

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Speaker 4: I've broken up fights on my bike.

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Speaker 2: How I'm fighting somebody and somebody own a bike pops

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Speaker 1: People getting fights all the time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but this was like in the street, this guy,

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Speaker 4: So the fucking guy starts to chase me, right, and

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, what color the people that was getting ready

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Speaker 1: Uh? Was his Namerique? Okay, and so let's talk about

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Speaker 1: Your legs are super tattooed, very tattooed. On the shins, dude,

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Speaker 1: You said you just got a haircut. You paid money

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, don't shut up.

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Speaker 3: It was funned up.

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Speaker 1: He's like, you want to comb it forwards, that's bring

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Speaker 1: That's a butterfly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I got my chest, I got my ribs.

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Speaker 1: So where are you? Where are you from? Because you

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Speaker 1: I've never been there.

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Speaker 3: I'm the only one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So are you to New York? I went to

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I got a Bachelor of Science and English education.

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Speaker 1: Education. You're teaching people's kids, That's what I used to do. Yeah, l.

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Speaker 3: I taught high school.

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Speaker 1: You were like the South Bronx and everybody was like,

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah right, I waser yeah, leather jacket and

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, no, man, I taught in UH. I taught

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Speaker 4: I fucking loved it.

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Speaker 3: That was my favorite school I taught it.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like you wasted your money on college

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Speaker 3: You're kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Yes, what the hell did you decide you wanted to

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: I really like this one teacher in high school and

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Speaker 3: I was like, well, I guess I'll be a fucking teacher.

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Speaker 1: Why don't I do that? Nobody knows what they want

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Speaker 4: I was like a fuck up kid when I was younger,

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Speaker 1: And uh so what happened You touched a kid and

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Speaker 3: There, you're making that original joke I've never heard.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. No one will he just try

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Speaker 1: So how close are you allowed to go to schools

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Speaker 4: Dedicate the time effort needed to take care of my

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Speaker 3: And you just got to a point.

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Speaker 1: Where so you said comedy is more than help in

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Speaker 3: Have you ever helped the kids?

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Speaker 3: A teacher beats whole classroom of kids.

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Speaker 1: I'd beat some kids. No, No, I wouldn't beat them,

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Speaker 1: but I just would be like, yo, let's just hang out,

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Speaker 4: My lessons just turned into like how to live properly

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh yeah. So I made them all sit down,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, how many have a mom? How

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Speaker 1: And they were like shut up, mister finance.

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Speaker 4: Yea, they're like world stonehead turned into the whiteboard.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that ship, you know, all the overhead projections on that.

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Speaker 3: So I was doing Like.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever quit a job, left and then came

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Speaker 1: We got Sidney papers here. Yes, they did.

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Speaker 1: this bitch knowing my problems.

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00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, the best when you get fired for drinking and

442
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,680
Speaker 4: it only makes you drink more.

443
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,920
Speaker 1: Actually, no, no, no, because I got fired. That's why

444
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 1: I stopped drinking.

445
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 3: Show you a drinking problem.

446
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 1: No, I asked drinking because I got fired. I got

447
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 1: fired from a place called lessons. Listen, if you get

448
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 1: fired from a place called riff RAFs, you're like, what

449
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:13,200
Speaker 1: am I doing with that makes your riffs called trash?

450
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 5: And I work here room place called rock bottom from Rocking,

451
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,160
Speaker 5: a hard place, imbout to take dad, thank you rock

452
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 5: and a hard place.

453
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 2: So Ian, what does this? When does this bike thing happen?

454
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,479
Speaker 2: You come back to New York? I'm assuming Delaware? Like

455
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,080
Speaker 2: is it like a car culture city?

456
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,439
Speaker 3: Oh right, you're riding a bike in Delaware? You got

457
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 3: a d U. I I got a d U.

458
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 1: I got my.

459
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 3: License taken away from Oh. I grew up riding bikes.

460
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 3: I loved riding bikes.

461
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 4: It's like something me and my dad did.

462
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 3: No he dialed when I was eight.

463
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:49,400
Speaker 1: Oh you killed him?

464
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 3: You got a dad, I do not.

465
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I got a dad. His name is Sad.

466
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,239
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Hey Bobby, he don't listen to

467
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,159
Speaker 2: the podcast. Right, So you and your dad used to.

468
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: Ride bikes and then you got to do uy, so

469
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 1: you had to get back on the bike.

470
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I mean well when I lived in New

471
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 4: York before, I had a bike and I'd ride it

472
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 4: to work and everything.

473
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 1: So you were the sweaty teacher rolling up? Did you

474
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,359
Speaker 1: wear suits to work? Like were you a teacher that

475
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 1: were like.

476
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 3: Were like button ups? And I had like a Jimmy

477
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 3: Hendricks time you.

478
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 1: But I see people go to work on their bikes

479
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: with their like their work clothes clothes, and I'm like,

480
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: that's those ridiculous girls and pencil skirts and like button

481
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 1: up shirts. And You're like, sis, you got to get

482
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 1: to work that bad. I'd be on the bike. Damn

483
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: their butt naked shirtless, I ride shirt you're minding everyone?

484
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?

485
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 3: I'm giving the people a little.

486
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: And you look like you are. You have a hairy chest.

487
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 1: You look real hairy, hairy.

488
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 3: It's pretty bad.

489
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 1: You look hairy. Dude, listen.

490
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 3: Hair dolphin wireless to that much. Thank you?

491
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's your back look like? You don't know

492
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,919
Speaker 1: what your back looks like. Just spotless, that's it. No,

493
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: it probably got spots, patches.

494
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 3: It's got one patch, one patch finance.

495
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 1: Sweet. So you be on the bike but as naked,

496
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 1: just the sun bouncing off your white body, blinding people.

497
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

498
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 4: So dude, one time I was riding and h I

499
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 4: saw John Lancer and like a couple of his friends

500
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 4: on the morning.

501
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 3: I got a little bell.

502
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 4: I always see people and people like yell my name,

503
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,959
Speaker 4: and I'll be like, hey, hi, you know.

504
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,400
Speaker 3: So I'm riding by and I'm like Johnny Lester.

505
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 4: And he just like looks at me. He tells me

506
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 4: later that he was with like his boys, you know,

507
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 4: and they were like, yo, so one of your boys.

508
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 4: He goes, No, no, no, that's a fan. O.

509
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 1: He sold me up that that's one of my fans.

510
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: That is the rudest thing I've heard. But I know it, right?

511
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,199
Speaker 3: Is that great? Just me shirtless?

512
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: Hey Johnny? Wait, but what kind of what kind of

513
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: bike do you have? I got single speed, so it

514
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: was like a racing bike. No, no, it's like a

515
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: big heavy bike.

516
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 4: No, it's pretty light. The tires are thicker, than a

517
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 4: road bike and the streets of New York a trash

518
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 4: their Garbye, what kind of bike you have?

519
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 3: I have a cruiser. It's like a beach bike. Sandal.

520
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: Oh. Yes. A white man pulled up to me while

521
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm in Bushwick and he's like, do you know where

522
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: you're going? And I said, yeah, I live here. He's like,

523
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 1: with that bike, Oh wow, he's trying to bike shame.

524
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: Yes he did. He's like, your bike doesn't match where

525
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: you're at.

526
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 3: That's great.

527
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: He said that you need to elevate show living situation

528
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: or downtra man.

529
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 3: Right, beach bitch, you're not in Coney Island.

530
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: Ho, like that's what it was. But listen. I no.

531
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: He was like, you need to get one of these

532
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: stolen he bikes. That's where you're at this bushway. But no,

533
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: he tried to. He offered me dinner. He's like, hey,

534
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: do you want to go get dinner?

535
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 5: Yeah?

536
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: He said, uh yeah, sure, let me just pike park

537
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 1: my cruiser and get in your dusty s did he ultima?

538
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:16,679
Speaker 3: Huh?

539
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: He had a car. He had a car. He pulled

540
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: up and was like he rolled the window down and

541
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: you know where you at until you get some food

542
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: you like tabas Ian? Do you holler?

543
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 3: Jis? Do?

544
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: You can't call women on the bike.

545
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 4: Uh no, but I will ding ding ding my little belt.

546
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 3: The other night, this girl I dinged. I was shirtless.

547
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 3: I dinged. She turned around and she like waved and smiled,

548
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 3: and I was like, uh uh do I go back?

549
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 3: But it's like, what the fuck? You know? Odds, it

550
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 3: was late night, she was probably drunk. I'm sober.

551
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna fucking do that, you know what I mean?

552
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 4: And also wonder I gonna do be like a couple

553
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 4: on my handle.

554
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like I'll race your home.

555
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,199
Speaker 1: Just send me your advance, like a check or someone.

556
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 3: And they've been like, well, let's take a cab, and

557
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I have my bike. I don't want to.

558
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you leave your fucking bike. You don't

559
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: tell her that you have a bike. I had a dude.

560
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 1: I was in the club. I'm dancing, I'm getting sucked up.

561
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: We leave and I'm like, okay, let's go, let's go

562
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: to your house or whatever. And he gets his skateboards,

563
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: his skateboard from the coach from the fucking coat check,

564
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 1: and I said, sir, no, no, no, what are we doing?

565
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 3: Comes out of this?

566
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: I said, what are we doing? He's like, well, well

567
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: I don't live that far, you know, we can you

568
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: can skate and wit board to the club. Oh he

569
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: skated to the club. Was he did you go home

570
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 1: with him? I did? Was? It was? His house closed?

571
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 3: Was this recon No? Wait are you? Are you? No?

572
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: Listen? She do what she want to do when she

573
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: wanted to do it, thank you. And sometimes it's on

574
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: a skateboard.

575
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,479
Speaker 3: I ain't judging.

576
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's took me like five years ago.

577
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 3: He pussy head till you're dad, That's what's up. No, no, no,

578
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 3: we don't do that.

579
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: Your team eat plessy, give head till you're dead. Yeah,

580
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: that's an interesting team. Yeah, looking for new members or no?

581
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: So wait, do you while you're riding bikes, do you

582
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: see how people interact with like women on bikes, because

583
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: it's crazy for oh, it's disgusting really yeah, Like there'll

584
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: be guys like, hey, can I get on that? Can

585
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: I ride with you? It's like, sorry, you're three hundred pounds.

586
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: Where are you going to fit? I'm not body shaming,

587
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: but I'm bouty. I've never seen a fed person.

588
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 3: On a bike called pangaee.

589
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 4: It's like on eleventh and second night, it turns into

590
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 4: like a trans hub.

591
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,479
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, like escorts and everything.

592
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 4: And I was ring by one night and I was shirtless,

593
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 4: and uh, this woman slapped my ass.

594
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 3: She goes, get on out here, little man on that bike.

595
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: She slapped her ass. That's sexual ress. Did you slow

596
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: down or did you speed up?

597
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 3: I've slowed down, circle back, you doubled back.

598
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: Do you think she would give you some time for free? Uh?

599
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 4: You know, maybe I would try, but you know maybe

600
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 4: when it came time for bill pay, I just speed away.

601
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: You know, she catched that ass. Wait, so now are

602
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: you somebody like you seem like the type of person

603
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: who takes the bike everywhere. Are you biking on like

604
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: to dates?

605
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: Uh?

606
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Ian, you come into a day with a

607
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: sweaty back early. You know you can't look like that.

608
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.

609
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 1: I'm doing alright, How well are you doing?

610
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 3: I'm doing pretty well?

611
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: Are you on apps?

612
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 4: I'm on some apps, but it's weird. I meet people

613
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 4: in real life.

614
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: Oh that weird, that's normal, that's my life. I'm not

615
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: on no apps.

616
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 4: The apps are so weird because I don't want an

617
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 4: emotional connection.

618
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 3: I don't want a date. I don't really want to

619
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 3: be in a relationship.

620
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: But you know, do you want to bang?

621
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 3: You're dead and and in a woke way.

622
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: You know what? I went bang respectfully and in a

623
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: woke by way.

624
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 4: As it says, message me if you're trying to get

625
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 4: thrown around in a way respectful and woke a way, dude, So.

626
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: You're looking for a black woman? Is that what you're saying?

627
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 3: Right? I love the sisters.

628
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: Oh see, now we got to end the podcast. You

629
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: said sisters. I just snorted. I'm appalled, and in you

630
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: let them air Max.

631
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: He keeps us on when he's sucking a black chick.

632
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 2: I swear to god, he looses the laces a little bit.

633
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: And they.

634
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 3: Was a sister.

635
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: Really you met her on the bike?

636
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 3: Uh No, I met her after a show.

637
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: So you she was at a show. So you killed

638
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: And then okay, what did you close? Walk us through? Yeah?

639
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: Walk us through? This? Would you close? Know that I'm

640
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: talking about on your step? What did you end with?

641
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: And then what was it that like made her come

642
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:02,479
Speaker 1: up to you?

643
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 4: I ended with this bit about killing myself blowing my

644
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 4: head off.

645
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: She was trying to be Sydney. She was trying to

646
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: captain Saba Ba.

647
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 3: She was pulling to Sydney.

648
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

649
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 6: She was like, hey, buddy, you are right, Hey buddy,

650
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 6: you're hey.

651
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so she comes up to you. What does she say?

652
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: I just want to know how short?

653
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 3: So she goes, do you have any other tattoos? And

654
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 3: I was like, oh yeah, and I showed her and

655
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 3: she's like, yeah, I have one.

656
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: She was.

657
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 4: Shut up, and then she was like, you know, we

658
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 4: were just talking. So yeah, I just moved here. I

659
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 4: was like, oh, where are you head?

660
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, I'm staying at my grandmom. So

661
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, well what train is taking?

662
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 3: She's like the cue. I was like, oh, me too.

663
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 3: So we walked and we talked.

664
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: And then she lived by you Marie.

665
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 4: She took to you know, and then then I got

666
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 4: her number and we started texting, and then she got

667
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 4: was getting coffee in my neighborhood and I was like, yeah,

668
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: I'll swing by. So I showed up shirtless on the

669
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 4: bike and again, why.

670
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 3: Wasn't sure she didn't see me shirtless on the bike first?

671
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: And uh. We hung out and then she came back

672
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 3: to my place and we.

673
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: You know, fooled around a bit and fooled around, so

674
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: you figured her finger popped a queen.

675
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 3: Let me queen around.

676
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 4: I ate the last time, all right, Fooling around is

677
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 4: just making out a little heavy padding.

678
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: You know, what is a heavy petting? And how old

679
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: are you? Heavy petting is like an old Yeah, there

680
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: was some heavy pit in their car.

681
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 3: Shut up, hey.

682
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: Buddy, Okay, so that's a wow. I feel like that's bold.

683
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: You know, she just moved up here, and where's she from. Uh,

684
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: you'll remember Virginia, so she don't know better. Yeah, she

685
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: probably think you got it like she got a good

686
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: He's a comedian. He was killing it. Looks like he

687
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: might have just got a haircut or he needs one

688
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: right now.

689
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just wants to fix.

690
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: Some women like that. They like to like they see

691
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: a project. But I don't know. I feel like no

692
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: one's ever approaching me after a show and try to

693
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: you know, Marie, that's.

694
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 3: That's a lie.

695
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: I'd be shutting people down here usually.

696
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

697
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 4: None of the eyes are the ones that are like

698
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 4: I'm funny, I'm blah blah blah.

699
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 3: But when a woman is funny and confident. You're like, oh,

700
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 3: that's a lie.

701
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: Mari will be on stage talking about yep, I don't

702
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: want to date nobody. I just want to go out

703
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: to dinner, and somebody will hit her up right after

704
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: the show and be like, hey, I want to take

705
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: you out, and they're like, okay, she just wants to

706
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: get food, nothing else. I just want to get some apps,

707
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: some apps entre, and then maybe something to good to go.

708
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: You always want something to go to go?

709
00:32:59,120 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 3: Can you get this wrapped?

710
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: And they're like, hey, I took realt to eat, that's it.

711
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's all she wanted. Fool.

712
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what.

713
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 4: This girl she stayed over the other night and nothing

714
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 4: really happened or whatever, and the next day, no patting. Now,

715
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 4: the next day we talked. She's like, you know, i'd

716
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 4: much rather I think we just be better as friends.

717
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 4: And I was like, it's fine.

718
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: So now she said that to you. She said that

719
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: to you because you only had one pillow on the bed.

720
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: I got three pillows. So that's somebody else's pillow that

721
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: they just left there.

722
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 3: I'm even with a queen. That's right, shut up. So

723
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 3: fucking yeah. So now we're like pals and we just

724
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 3: like talk.

725
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: And she's a comedian.

726
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 3: No, no, no, thank god it yeah regular. I don't

727
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 3: really fuck around the comedians.

728
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: Is that true, though?

729
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 3: It is? I dated one. I don't want to touch anymore.

730
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: Now you don't want to touch anymore, I understand. I

731
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: mean dating comedian.

732
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 3: It's just like it's too much tough. Yeah, yeah, it's

733
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 3: too much.

734
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: I'd rather you be out there with whatever you're doing,

735
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: whatever you got. She just stood at his air for

736
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: your doing. And do you wear a helmet?

737
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 3: Oh?

738
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: What's about safety? Let's talk about safety and riding because

739
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm free.

740
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 3: And I don't care. I mean, yeah, you get doored.

741
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: Haven't you gotten hit on the bike yet?

742
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

743
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: Talk to us about that. Do you want to hear

744
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: how you almost died?

745
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 3: I got hit by a car last year?

746
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: What what happened?

747
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 3: Fucked me up? Dude?

748
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: Where were you? I was at.

749
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 4: House and for No A and so you were in Manhattan.

750
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 4: In Manhattan, I was on the way to a job

751
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 4: and uh the light.

752
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 3: So at that intersection, you get the walk sign.

753
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: Before the green light, ya know what I mean?

754
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 4: So the walk sign had said to go, So I

755
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 4: started to make a U turn and then the other

756
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 4: light turned green, you know, and for the cars right,

757
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 4: so the so the car has got the green light

758
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 4: to go this way.

759
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

760
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 3: So the walk sign said to go. So I made

761
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 3: a U turn and the guy at.

762
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 4: The light made a right on that green and when

763
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 4: I made the U turn, the guy came smack me

764
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 4: up and I front. When you ride the bike and

765
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 4: you like get hit first of all, when you ride

766
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 4: the bike for a while, everything slows down.

767
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 3: And you turn into like the terminator. Yeah, you get this.

768
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 4: That's kind of like I'm looking towards that intersection. I'm

769
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 4: checking behind me.

770
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 3: I see that wheel turning. That means that they're gonna go.

771
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 4: I see this person here, and you have to act

772
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 4: as if so you don't wait for people to make decisions.

773
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: You make my decisions. Yes, I see people driving bikes

774
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: in the city looking all crazy.

775
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 4: Right right, So the bike has actually helped me in

776
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 4: my personal life to be like more confident making decisions

777
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 4: on my own city.

778
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: You have to because you have to pay attention. You

779
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: have to think ahead. I'm always looking further than what

780
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: is really in front of me.

781
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 3: Okay, So so your life is on the line. Too.

782
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 3: You don't pop off.

783
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 4: If you don't make a decision like that, you could

784
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 4: get whatever. And in this instance, I thought that I

785
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 4: could beat the car and the guy.

786
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: Hit That's where you fucked up. You can never see.

787
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: This is how people who ride bikes think. Though. I

788
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: feel like y'all look real confident on the street and

789
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: you guys act like cars, but you start to think,

790
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm I can beat this car.

791
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 3: Listen, I don't drink anymore.

792
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 4: And the one thing I missed from the drinking is

793
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 4: a chaos and like not knowing where I'm gonna wake

794
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 4: up or what's gonna happen.

795
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 3: So I get off on my endorphins going on the bike.

796
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: I see what you mean on that.

797
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 3: I shave my handle boards down.

798
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 4: I go in between cars and shit, and like one time,

799
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 4: one time, I like cut and uh to swerve in

800
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 4: between these two cars in this truck. My bat it

801
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 4: like went in slow motion. My back tire almost hit

802
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 4: the front bumper of this truck and the guy pulled

803
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 4: up next to me.

804
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 3: I got my music blared and the guy.

805
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 4: Was like yeah, and he gave me like an excellent sign.

806
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, all.

807
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: Right, No, they're never like that when they people get

808
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: so mad because they're like, first of all, if I

809
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 1: hit you, I'm in the wrong. I'm a car. Even

810
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: if even if we probably turn wrong when they hit you,

811
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: it's like, most likely you're gonna die, not them. So

812
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,240
Speaker 1: it's it's a big deal if they hit a bicycle breaking.

813
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 4: It's taught me a communication in a way that I

814
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 4: never had before, because I have these interactions with people,

815
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 4: and I know for a fact, first of all, I'm white,

816
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 4: so I feel like people look at me like piece

817
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 4: of shit already.

818
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's do a lot of damage control, you know

819
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 3: what I mean.

820
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 4: So I gotta be kinder to people because I feel

821
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 4: like I'm in a way representative of some sort of

822
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 4: bigger thing.

823
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 3: You know.

824
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: Oh you feel like a black person right now.

825
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 3: That's crazy.

826
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 4: So when I'm on the bike, everyone hates spikers, Yeah,

827
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 4: fucking hates us. So I gotta be nice and kind

828
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 4: so people are like, oh, maybe they're not that bad.

829
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 4: So I use like a lot of hand signals and

830
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 4: like I always give the peace sign to like thank you.

831
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: To be I always say thank you, like when the

832
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: people stop when they didn't have to and let me

833
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: go by.

834
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 3: I always say things like when people come up, I'm like,

835
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 3: you're good, have a good day.

836
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: See, I'm too rude to ride a bike. Because I'm

837
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: too rude to ride a bike. Yell, but like you

838
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: think that you'll be rude, but once you get in

839
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: a bike and see the situation, it actually makes you dude.

840
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 1: I've only ever rode a bike on the streets of

841
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: Brooklyn like twice, and both times it was because I

842
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: was with this white dude and he was like, it's

843
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: my birthday and let's ride bikes to the bar. And

844
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: I was like, we gonna drink. Who're gonna take these

845
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 1: bikes back? And he was like us And I was like, dude,

846
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: but I was afraid I was gonna die the entire time.

847
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: And we didn't even go that far, like a couple

848
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: of blocks, and I was like every time a car

849
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: drove by or a bee buzzed by my ear, I

850
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: was like, they don't kill me because you're hearing the

851
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: car here more things while you're on the bike. But wait,

852
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: so you got hit? What what exactly? You got hit

853
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 1: from the front?

854
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened?

855
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 1: Did you fall? You fell off the bike.

856
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 4: And in that in that split second, you got a decision.

857
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 4: You either go you lean in or you go away.

858
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 4: If I if I shudder away from I get sucked

859
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 4: underneath and I got run over by the tire. If

860
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 4: I lean into it, you hit the hood and you

861
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 4: roll off.

862
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 3: You know what I mean the hood. I hit the hood,

863
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 3: I leaned into it.

864
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 4: My shoulder got shot, and then I fucking flew off

865
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 4: and landed and uh.

866
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 3: Fucked my shoulder.

867
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 1: At me, you had a helmet on.

868
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: I had a helmet on. Yeah.

869
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 4: And then to get so I had to go to

870
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 4: the hospital and to get over that initial like fear.

871
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 4: I when I got out of the hospital, I rode

872
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 4: my back my bike exactly back to the intersection.

873
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 3: Oh the song on my speakers.

874
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 4: So that I could be like, you're you're going through

875
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 4: this again and you're not gonna get hurt.

876
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: You went you left the hospital and went back to

877
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: where you got hit like immediately after and played the

878
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: same song. That's crazy.

879
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 4: I have to just to prove to myself that you

880
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 4: don't have anything that is some groundhout. Eventually, it like

881
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 4: really fucked me up mentally. I got like real scared.

882
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 4: I got nervous, but also too I overcame it. And

883
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 4: if you know there's a chance you're gonna die every

884
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 4: fucking day, you're gonna start to live way different.

885
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. Listen, you don't want to

886
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 3: leave a good fingerprint on the world.

887
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: I am a black woman living in Brooklyn, in Donald

888
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,760
Speaker 1: Trump's America. I know every day I could die. Okay,

889
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: I don't even a bike my Metro card and sit

890
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: on a train with homeless people dancing. That's what I

891
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: could do that, you know. I swear it's but what

892
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,959
Speaker 1: you say is true because I always think about riding

893
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: a bike, and I'm like, I can't die like this,

894
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: Like I don't even I don't even got a good

895
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,959
Speaker 1: five minute set like online, Like I haven't been holding

896
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: like an official official TV set, like I gotta wait,

897
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: like wake this out. So I'm I'm always in the

898
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: bike lane. I never really ride cruiser. Yeah, well, nobody

899
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: respects me. Every time I'm on the bridge, people look

900
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: at me like this fool. I'm I'm so slower, yes,

901
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: so slow. I got a little basket. I got a basket, baby,

902
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 1: I got like, yeah, I got a basket. I got

903
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: a little radio hat. No, no, this is her sun

904
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: hurt right here. You don't see the band. She only

905
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 1: wears Manasian Sun had a ball my son had you need.

906
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: It looked like a hat one. You got a haircut?

907
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: Y know? Ian? How much you pay for his haircut?

908
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: Because dude, dude, the guy was in a band.

909
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 4: I listened to him high school and we established that,

910
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 4: like earlier in the haircut. So we're talking about that,

911
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 4: and I know, my glasses on, I'm not noticing that

912
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 4: he's fucking cutting my.

913
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 3: Hair with a weed whacker.

914
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 4: And I'm like, then he and he's like because he

915
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 4: looked at it, He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I specialized

916
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 4: in curly.

917
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: White lace to get curly haircut.

918
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: I know, I know.

919
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 4: And uh And so this motherfucker's like, I'm gonna make

920
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 4: you look good.

921
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, I trust you because I listened to one

922
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 3: song of years at high school.

923
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: He said, I'm gonna make you look good, but you

924
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: already looked like that. Ian like, what look good? And

925
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 1: lean into that buddy? Yo, Oh my god, Okay.

926
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 4: I used to have like way wilder hair and he

927
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 4: like cut it down, so now I look like fucking

928
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 4: Jewish Krusty the clown.

929
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: A little, and I don't feel like your hair was

930
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 1: would before.

931
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 3: Now that's why I wear a hat. That's why I

932
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 3: wear this hat everywhere. You look on it.

933
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: First of all, it looked worn out. He's got my

934
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: name on it. It looked like he ain't got a

935
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: fitting with his name. You definitely, but it looks like

936
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: he found it at a consignment shop.

937
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 3: No, I bought it a kiosk in the mall.

938
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: That's that middle of the mall type fitted. I like,

939
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: you don't even got no stickers on it or nothing.

940
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: I don't need stickers on a hat.

941
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 2: Every time I see a grown man with stickers on

942
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: his head, I want to peel the ball he.

943
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: Sudden, you know that this fitted as fresh as fun. No,

944
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: the sticker be mad, peeled and.

945
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 3: In your hat.

946
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 4: Your parents set up like a playgroup for you when

947
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 4: you were younger, just like you don't know how to

948
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 4: be on your own.

949
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: Exactly, peel the damn sticker off.

950
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 2: If you're listening to this podcast right now, this is

951
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,479
Speaker 2: a sticker free podcast. Yeah, okay, So now you ride

952
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 2: to interviews on bike, you ride dates?

953
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 3: Where am I interviewing?

954
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like you go to work

955
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: on the bike.

956
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 3: I used to.

957
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 4: I used to have a job where I'd fix printers

958
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 4: in the city. Then specialized postage mail printers. Every office

959
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 4: has them. You put the envelope through it, it puts postage

960
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 4: on it.

961
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know.

962
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 4: It's like time Warner. It breaks all the time. Yeah,

963
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 4: and there's only a handful of people that know.

964
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 3: How to fix them. So I was fucking making money.

965
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,439
Speaker 1: Hand how much how much it was making.

966
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 4: Well, you get paid on work order, and if I'm

967
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 4: on the bike, I can do ten to twelve work orders.

968
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: A day, Okay, So like give me some raines, like

969
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: sending you out a cruiser, should go fix some printers.

970
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

971
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 4: I'm making like twenty two bucks on a on a job, okay.

972
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 4: And sometimes you're wowing up in a place. You're going

973
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 4: to these multimillion dollars millennial We buy up these and

974
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 4: we resurfaced them into computer blah blah blah, and you

975
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 4: go in there like we are printers not working.

976
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 3: We got to send out this male tax season.

977
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 4: And then you go in and you're like, oh, okay,

978
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 4: it's unplugged, so pay me, thank you.

979
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, just be unplugged. That's beautiful. And how long does

980
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: it take you to fix these?

981
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 4: But you know, I got to a point where I

982
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 4: was so good and I could just look at it

983
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 4: and be like, Okay, it needs this, and then you go.

984
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: You tinker around with it. Sometimes you can fix it

985
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 3: on there.

986
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes you get a call or you look like a

987
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: cool it person.

988
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 3: I see it.

989
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about like actual computers, but I

990
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:35,879
Speaker 4: can like fix shit.

991
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 3: I used to be a carpenter. I like love working

992
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: in my hands.

993
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: Carpenter, Like Jesus, I was gonna it's like hustling Jesus.

994
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 3: Right, hmm.

995
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: Interesting, i'mlearn a lot about you, mister Financed.

996
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 3: That's right.

997
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you're alive. I mean, do you ride

998
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: better now? Because I still see that reckless in.

999
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 3: Reckless?

1000
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 4: I put music on, man, I get into it sometimes,

1001
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,280
Speaker 4: Like I'll put on like Michael Jackson the more Morning,

1002
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 4: and I'll like swerve up First Avenue and people are like, yeah,

1003
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 4: it's putting people in good moods, you know what I mean?

1004
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I.

1005
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: Put on a meek Mill and somebody's like, turn that

1006
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: garbage up.

1007
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 4: That's the right reaction to Kendrick, Like the black of

1008
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 4: the Barry on and I was in an intersection and

1009
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 4: he's just like screaming and I'm like, sorry, I.

1010
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,479
Speaker 3: Didn't like turn it off.

1011
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, can't you play terrible last music? Yeah?

1012
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 4: Or like Miley Cyrus would come on and sometimes I'll

1013
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 4: like own it and then another.

1014
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: Time what Miley Cyrus song is? Like you're like, oh man,

1015
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: go to Miley jail.

1016
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 4: Uh maybe like see you again? Maybe he's perfect? Does

1017
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 4: that maybe a little like best of both.

1018
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: I don't know any of those.

1019
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 4: I only know that's off the original hand of Montana

1020
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 4: and don't you bring it back?

1021
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 1: And you'll be shutting on the bike blaring they like,

1022
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: look at this food.

1023
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 3: Some people love it.

1024
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 4: Like people are like yeah, and I'll give a little

1025
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 4: dang and like of this, you know, some people love it.

1026
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm okay. Top five songs playlists while you're viking.

1027
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 3: Oh man, it depends on my mood.

1028
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: No, but what's your go to though? Right? So, like

1029
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: in the morning, what are you playing? Or like when

1030
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: you're like in a rush, what are you playing?

1031
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 4: Or like in the morning, I love a Michael Jackson

1032
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 4: or like, uh, like like a good Almond Brothers, you know,

1033
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 4: I don't know brothers, or like a Little Feet. These

1034
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 4: are like Southern son like rock jet, like rocking.

1035
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: What's a song from Little Feet?

1036
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 3: Little Feet? Put on Dixie Chicken, put on Spanish Moon.

1037
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: Wow, like you can say two words together.

1038
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 3: Fucking jam out to Hendricks, fucking puts me in a mood.

1039
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: Man.

1040
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 4: I like Alkaline Trio, which is like a more punk

1041
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 4: rock band. I'll put on like this band called mad Ball.

1042
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 4: They're like a New York City hardcore band and like,

1043
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 4: you know, like really pet.

1044
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: Because Little Feet, Spanish Moon, this totally goes with you.

1045
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: This is the soundtrack of a goofy white man.

1046
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 3: But you hear it, It's got soul.

1047
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: Come on, please don't say so not on this podcast.

1048
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 3: Hotel.

1049
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm there for it. I'm gonna put it in my playlist.

1050
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 4: I'm here warn I love's man.

1051
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: He was you know, just give us a little.

1052
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1053
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: Were Wolves in London?

1054
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 3: Where Wolves of London? Wait?

1055
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: So Ian? Besides getting hit by a car and clipping

1056
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: a truck's bumper, what's the craziest thing that's ever happened

1057
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: to you on the bike man?

1058
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 3: I used to really get mad.

1059
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 4: Well one time I was trying to open a four

1060
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 4: loco on the Walliamsburg bridge.

1061
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?

1062
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 3: And because I'm fucking alcoholic. Baby, So I've been sober

1063
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 3: for a while now, grace of God, thank you, thank you.

1064
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: It's great. How long was it? How long you been sober?

1065
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 3: Like two and a half.

1066
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Oh good for you.

1067
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 4: And the bike helps, man, The bike helps me get

1068
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 4: my energy out.

1069
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: It fucking opens up my spirit. It really does on it.

1070
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 3: I work out bits. It like really really really helps.

1071
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 1: I think a bike is your yoga damn tiny bike.

1072
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 3: It really is.

1073
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: Man. It's definitely helping with sobriety.

1074
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 3: I need it.

1075
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 4: It helps you with depression, you know what I mean.

1076
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 4: It gets me out. I see parts of the city

1077
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 4: you could never see. I'm tricking myself into exercising.

1078
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm traveling. I have a couple of saddle sores

1079
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: from like riding too much cattle.

1080
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 4: Whether this might be too of my but you got

1081
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 4: to get a special cream because you chase.

1082
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, you chase, because you're I'm writing for like over

1083
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: forty five minutes. Dude, Sidney, get that shave cream, says, so,

1084
00:48:59,360 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: what is it?

1085
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:00,320
Speaker 6: You?

1086
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 4: Sidelight Lacroix, butter, butter, t apostity are sounds expensive? Tear

1087
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 4: no go to bicycle habitat on twenty first and seven.

1088
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: Bicycle had these deals like Memorial Day.

1089
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 3: It was everything like everything black was half off.

1090
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 1: Everything black was a Memorial Day habit about that. That's

1091
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: how boycott ship. Yeah, let's go throw some motol if

1092
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: you buy all the ship, let's go throw some four

1093
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,439
Speaker 1: logos through the window. Bicycle habitat they had a deal.

1094
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 4: If you go in with a front lace weave, you

1095
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 4: get several You I mean you are.

1096
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: Listen buddy, if your what ass yea up front lace

1097
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: week yo, Ian you dated a black chick who took

1098
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 1: a weave off one time in front of you. Oh yeah,

1099
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't believe. I don't believe it's.

1100
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 3: Chick showed up natural. I was like, you gotta stay

1101
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 3: with that. I love it.

1102
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Speaker 1: She took You got a lot of nervous A man

1103
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: like you can you say natural, darling, Like, no, listen,

1104
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: this is my this is my situation. You want exactly.

1105
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: Don't want shame me. Listen. There's nothing that rolls off

1106
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 1: a white man's tongue better than I like your hair

1107
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: when it doesn't have anything in it, Just leave it

1108
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: like that. White dude loves saying that to black girls,

1109
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: which is really swear like that, it's rude. Don't tell

1110
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: me how you like how I look. Telling you that

1111
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: I like how you look, it's rude. Ship on me, dude,

1112
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: I don't think listen, I don't know if it's I

1113
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: don't think it's rude. I just feel like, stop telling

1114
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: me how to wear my hair exactly. But like, it's

1115
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: a lot of black dudes who like girls with weaves.

1116
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: They'd be like, I like what it's straight. If you're

1117
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: a man, it looks it looks like about anything that's

1118
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:50,760
Speaker 1: on my body.

1119
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. However you show up is

1120
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 3: how you show up.

1121
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 4: If I'm into you, I'm into you, and I'm gonna

1122
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 4: like whatever you do. If you got your hair natural,

1123
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 4: yeah baby, do it. If you got fuckings on, fucking

1124
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:01,479
Speaker 4: I like that too.

1125
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna compliment.

1126
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: You know.

1127
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 3: I'm not telling you how to live your life. I'm

1128
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 3: saying you look good the way you are city.

1129
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: Miss me on that for you. Miss him? Okay, miss him?

1130
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: Miss him? Listen, don't you hit me with these Twitter

1131
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 1: like a fucking lines that you get off fucking Instagram.

1132
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 1: It missed me with the do you use that in a

1133
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: regular conversation Ian with white people. Do you miss yeah?

1134
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: Can you tell your mother to miss you?

1135
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 6: With my mom?

1136
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 3: My mom shot on me on the I said, listen,

1137
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 3: bitch missed me on that ship.

1138
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: That sounds like.

1139
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1140
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: One.

1141
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.

1142
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 4: The other night, I had a chance to uh got

1143
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 4: this chick's place, and I like went out and hung

1144
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 4: out with my mom at dinner and we were having

1145
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 4: a good time, and I like left and was like.

1146
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: You were, Gale, and uh, I canceled.

1147
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 4: And a chick went back with my mom and we

1148
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 4: wanted hands videos till like three am, and it was

1149
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 4: like the best time.

1150
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,959
Speaker 1: Who paid for dinner? You were? You were, Gail.

1151
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.

1152
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna definitely say, Gail. I feel like, if you're

1153
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: a mother and you know that you have more money

1154
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: than like your kids, you should pay.

1155
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also too, it's just like yes, you disagree. My

1156
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 3: mom's alone at home. When I come home to visit,

1157
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 3: she wants to be like, will you please bring your laundry?

1158
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, wow, she wants you to bring a

1159
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: laundry from us.

1160
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 4: I want to, like, you know, it reminds her of

1161
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 4: when I was younger, like taking care of me and ship,

1162
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 4: And if that's what she wants.

1163
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: To do, you normally get it. You don't bike to Delaware?

1164
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 3: No? No?

1165
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: Is it the train? Are the bus?

1166
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1167
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: What's the farthest you've ever what's the farthest you ever

1168
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: you've ever biked? Oh?

1169
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 4: Man, I biked the beach two years ago. That was

1170
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 4: really fun. I biked him at stadium, that was fun

1171
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 4: in Queens.

1172
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's far, that's really from Brooklyn.

1173
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. When I was working my job, I was doing

1174
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 3: over one hundred miles a week.

1175
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 4: And I had fixed gears, so that means your legs

1176
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 4: are working the entire time.

1177
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: Yes, that's wired. I have switching. I have the pedal break.

1178
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 3: Oh do you Yeah?

1179
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means is fix fixes when

1180
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 4: the crank is always moving, so the wheels, the pedals

1181
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 4: are always moving in order to stop you fucking jam

1182
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 4: back breaks too, because that's just too crazy. And I

1183
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 4: could never like master the skid, you.

1184
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 3: Know, which is very dangerous. It's so dangerous and so tough.

1185
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: So do y'all pop wheelies on these bikes?

1186
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 4: And I literally fell back so hard it shook all

1187
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 4: a Brooklyn.

1188
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 3: The noise it made.

1189
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 4: I will never forget of just my dumb body hitting

1190
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 4: the ground.

1191
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: Did you have a shirt on when you hit the ground?

1192
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 3: What do you think you didn't?

1193
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 4: I thought that happens, Like are you shirtless today?

1194
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: That happen Bridge there was a kid trying to do

1195
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: a willie and then he crashed into somebody was on

1196
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: escape board.

1197
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 3: I was like, why you're doing your skateboard?

1198
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: This is your funt skateboarder on skateboard? This is what

1199
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: this is a bike lane?

1200
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,439
Speaker 3: You go no hands? No?

1201
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: Why would I do that? I feel like Sidney be

1202
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: doing no hand do on Instagram. No, I should be

1203
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: like enough dalling.

1204
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 3: You go one hand first and then you try.

1205
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: Don't you don't listen to the dude who popped a

1206
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 1: WHEELI and broke his bed pay.

1207
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 3: I'm not listen listening. You go one hand and then

1208
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 3: you wear your hair natural?

1209
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: You in you with your postmates asked, shut up? I cannot,

1210
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: don't you direspect? You know what? I think? We've hit

1211
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 1: everything city? Did you have any questions before we go?

1212
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: Who raised you? Raised him?

1213
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 3: My mom and she did a great job.

1214
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: The whole village raised you. It takes a village and

1215
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: what hit us? With your Instagram or your Twitter? Where

1216
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: can people find you?

1217
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 4: My Instagram is Animal, I A N I M A

1218
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 4: L Animal. My Twitter is ian Finance. My website I

1219
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 4: A n F I D A n CE dot.

1220
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: Com and I got a dates on there.

1221
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: Where you can normally ride, so people can like meet you.

1222
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: Have a fucking eggs at you?

1223
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 3: Oh man, oh, throw an egg at me. See what happens?

1224
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, like Jane, I'll swing it around y turtle

1225
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 1: as looking in Williamsburg I started my place.

1226
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 4: It takes me maybe seventeen minutes from my doorstep to

1227
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 4: the foot of the Williamsburg Bridge in law In.

1228
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: Uh okay, wait you're you're in Williamsburg. Yeah, okay, so

1229
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: it takes you seventeen It takes me from Bushwick to

1230
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: get to the front of the Williamsborg Bridge. That's twenty

1231
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: five minutes. Oh yeah, yeah.

1232
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 3: One time a couple when I get real good.

1233
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: It's getting real nerdy about this stuff.

1234
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,439
Speaker 4: Yo. One time I rode when I had fixed gear.

1235
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 4: I rode from Lower East Side all the way to

1236
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 4: the front door of my apartment.

1237
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: No hand, no hand. You never touched the handle bars,

1238
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: even when you stumped. You can tell Ann gets no assists,

1239
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: like so excited about that.

1240
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 3: I have a passion.

1241
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: Listen, We're passionate about this podcast. You guys can see

1242
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: us live in New York on Sunday, September seventeen at

1243
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: eight pm at the Pit in New York City. From

1244
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 1: more info on that, you can follow us on Instagram

1245
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 1: Unofficial expert and I'm reezy on Instagram. Are ee e

1246
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: z wise and I'm just said b w ian before

1247
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: we go. Anybody who's listening, actually, Senny, you can chime

1248
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: in on this too, since you a bike nerd. Somebody

1249
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: who's listening to this right now maybe doesn't live in

1250
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: the city and they want to get a bike, Like,

1251
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,919
Speaker 1: what where do they look? What should they look for?

1252
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: What's the right bike for? Like a sexy black chick

1253
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: with natural hair talks bike, no bike, thank you? Somebody else,

1254
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: I think I'm on the right bike.

1255
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 3: Then, yes, I.

1256
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 4: Think you should get a single speed I think you

1257
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 4: would like it.

1258
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 3: They sell them maybe for one hundred and seventy nine bucks.

1259
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 3: Spend this website. Some bikes are like four to six hundred. Yeah, right,

1260
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 3: you don't need all the gears.

1261
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 4: You don't need all the fucking crazy shit, single speed.

1262
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 4: My suggestion is you start in your neighborhood, ride to

1263
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 4: your deli, ride down the street, ride to your train

1264
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 4: stop right, and then get comfortable with that, and then

1265
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 4: go a little bit further, get comfortable and confident, and

1266
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 4: then try.

1267
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 3: To ride to a bridge.

1268
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: Ride with somebody else.

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00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 4: First, I'll ride with you with some go to a bridge.

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00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 4: Let me tell you, some ride in the bridge is

1271
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 4: the best.

1272
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 3: It is all good, is that?

1273
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: But it's hard to incline.

1274
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 3: Right, but the decline makes it all worse.

1275
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: Z girl, did you take us away with some some

1276
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: little finger or set feet, little feed or some almond milk?

1277
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: I got some warn.

1278
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 3: Ze zeng where it was in London? Day?

1279
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: This sounds like sweet home Alabama. All right, thanks so much, guys.

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00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,959
Speaker 1: See you guys next week. Subscribe and rate, and steal

1281
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: your boyfriend's phone and subscribe on his phone too. Oh yes,

1282
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: and shout out to Comedy Hype, where you can get

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Speaker 1: all your comedy news. Yeah. By