Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make.
Speaker 2: Horrible decision.
Speaker 1: Let's start with flowers before we introduced the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, we could do that.
Speaker 1: I literally I asked Mandy maybe eight years ago to
Speaker 1: do Horrible with me, and I do not think it
Speaker 1: exists without Bodega Boys fifteen. It was the first podcast
Speaker 1: I really sunk into, and there's so many thoughts that
Speaker 1: I had in my head. And we were doing this
Speaker 1: episode today because I was like, I used to fantasize
Speaker 1: about what it would be like to have it like that, right,
Speaker 1: or there's the four of us, but in reality, life
Speaker 1: doesn't work out that way. But a few months ago,
Speaker 1: I did a screen in for my TV show and
Speaker 1: in the corner of the room, I saw Jesus and
Speaker 1: I start to get really emotional because the question that
Speaker 1: someone asked me was how did you curate a fan base?
Speaker 1: My answer was going to be because I was a
Speaker 1: Bodega high number and it was like, yo, to be
Speaker 1: in a space or your peers or friends. But she
Speaker 1: was a fan, like, fandom is real, and I think
Speaker 1: you learned how to make bands not feel like.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I said shit all the time. I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: you know fans stance. Fans stands for fanatic, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. You know what I'm saying, that's insane.
Speaker 3: Person that's gonna come massive in front of my house.
Speaker 4: Maybe you are, and that's.
Speaker 3: Maybe you are.
Speaker 5: But now we made our fans so comfortable they want
Speaker 5: us to join them and their husbands and like.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if podcast ship is almost now
Speaker 1: people at the point where podcasters are celebrity, so it's gone,
Speaker 1: but I think.
Speaker 2: That's still also weird. And podcast is a celebrity.
Speaker 3: It is weird because because everybody's on the kind of
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 4: Everybody is.
Speaker 3: Now, everybody's kind of like an even playfield, or it
Speaker 3: was like that before. I want to know, it was
Speaker 3: more like them before, it was more like democratized before.
Speaker 3: It's just like, yo, I'm just I got this fucking recorder,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I'm going on SoundCloud here
Speaker 3: it is, you know what?
Speaker 1: People got famous? Yeah, and like you guys, technically weren't
Speaker 1: that because of TV. But also it was so crazy
Speaker 1: to me because I literally was thinking, oh my god,
Speaker 1: one show you had at the Apollo Theater was sold out.
Speaker 1: I went to skyt in Island or Long Island is
Speaker 1: only place I see, y'all, because I was like, I
Speaker 1: think I couldn't afford the ticket at the time. They
Speaker 1: were too high.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, this one showy or something like that. Stop.
Speaker 3: She talked about this on the back niggas for next
Speaker 3: me because they said there's thirty dollars in general.
Speaker 1: So I get there, you come out and you start
Speaker 1: talking about how there were no black people there and
Speaker 1: how everybody was racist and that, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, but I'm up here.
Speaker 2: I can't see me. Yeah, but it was here and
Speaker 2: she was way up there, but it was. And it's
Speaker 2: crazy because like just the way the world works. I
Speaker 2: told Mandy, I said, damn, these niggas broke up before us.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: But y'all see, this is the difference than men and women.
Speaker 3: Y'all will fight on camera, and I care y'all will
Speaker 3: He'll fight publicly and then and then and then turn
Speaker 3: around and be like, yo, listen.
Speaker 2: Yo, you know what we done went back for Twitter like.
Speaker 4: Like like that. But we are smart. You'll say, yo,
Speaker 4: you know what?
Speaker 2: All right? You fucking pissed me off. Bitch.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I'm fucking set with you. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. But you know what we're doing.
Speaker 3: We're on a fucking twenty city tour and we got in.
Speaker 3: In twelve months, we'll be on a fifty city tour
Speaker 3: and we'll make We'll be making fifty percent more than
Speaker 3: we are now because you see the trajectory.
Speaker 4: So y'all will.
Speaker 3: Be like you motherfucking bitch, bitch, you know what, you
Speaker 3: know what they're doing over there, and be the least.
Speaker 3: I ain't even talking about that, y'all. Yo, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say that to say this, you could you Yeah, at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, women talk more.
Speaker 4: They communicate more, even if.
Speaker 2: It's and it's like are talking yeah, men doubt there.
Speaker 3: Men don't. And even if there's even if there's a
Speaker 3: situation where it's like, yo, let's talk, it's always you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, like like kind of like you
Speaker 3: got to push motherfuckers man, especially looking So.
Speaker 2: We're a lot of people not pushing, y'all.
Speaker 5: Because for me and for me and Weedy, like it
Speaker 5: didn't matter if I was crying, how said I was.
Speaker 5: Everybody from Charlemagne to a king, to Chrismall. They'd be like,
Speaker 5: all right, we'll get out your feelings. This shit is
Speaker 5: bigger than y'all. Like niggas was literally saying, now give
Speaker 5: a fuck about what we had going on, how it
Speaker 5: affected our mental health.
Speaker 2: They were like, horrible decisions. That ship, that's just a
Speaker 2: little bit more important.
Speaker 1: Charlem Magne two years ago, I was like, he was
Speaker 1: like listen, just like but I was.
Speaker 4: I was good advice because you know, hit a.
Speaker 1: Peak where it's like, okay, we did it to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was sad as a fan from the beginning, but
Speaker 1: I realized like, okay, this is what more could I
Speaker 1: have seen? I have saw a book, I got to
Speaker 1: be on tour.
Speaker 2: I went on a zoom book tour.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, and I remember even the moment
Speaker 1: that I live in the Lori East Side. I'm walking
Speaker 1: and I saw your showtime billboard, and I think, when
Speaker 1: you're really a fan of someone, I'm like, I got
Speaker 1: so excited, Like so I got to have what I wanted.
Speaker 1: I got to see it in this way on YouTube,
Speaker 1: and I got to grow with it, like how much
Speaker 1: more can we ask from people? And it resonated with
Speaker 1: me a lot when it happened. Because of Mandy and
Speaker 1: I we feel pushed a lot by fans. But I'm like, Yo,
Speaker 1: you did it.
Speaker 2: Though, you know what I'm saying, And I think that's
Speaker 2: the accomplishment. Is there anyone that you're a fan of
Speaker 2: that you because you've sat with everyone. I told you,
Speaker 2: I'm jealous of Denzel.
Speaker 3: Joe and Martin Will like, you know Denzel, people like
Speaker 3: that that. I'm like, bro, Like, you're You're not a person,
Speaker 3: You're You're an idea, you know what I'm saying. Like
Speaker 3: Will Smith started talking and I was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: I fell in love Obama too. Forgot about that, but
Speaker 3: you feel me, that's the thing. You said that with
Speaker 3: these people, and it's like, I've never seen you in
Speaker 3: real life, you know what I'm saying. Like I've never
Speaker 3: been in your physical space. You're just the person that
Speaker 3: I constantly see and it's part of like my daily
Speaker 3: being or whatever. So when you get to see them
Speaker 3: and at the end of the days, it's like, Yo,
Speaker 3: you're You're just a regular nigga, bro.
Speaker 4: Like when Denzil came, it was just you just a
Speaker 4: regular ya. And then so that's my thing.
Speaker 3: It's like I treat everybody like a regular name. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, like, yeah, yeah, I know, literally
Speaker 3: niggas are bitches. Is just you know, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 5: No, so regularly he sat there and called Will and
Speaker 5: Martin old statesman.
Speaker 2: That was so crazy. Yeah, they Beard was fucking nuts.
Speaker 3: That was why I said elder statesman, which is it's listen,
Speaker 3: it's a respect. It's like a like respect general, you know,
Speaker 3: like you know, I don't know why. I almost started
Speaker 3: to do like Jamaican, Like, all I know is.
Speaker 2: The whole audience took it, like when Kevin Hart said.
Speaker 3: Damn exactly, because that's because I don't know if it
Speaker 3: was you you, but somebody chuckled.
Speaker 2: The whole room chuckle.
Speaker 5: By the way, y'all we are talking about by the way,
Speaker 5: we're sitting here with Marrow. We went Monday to damn it.
Speaker 5: Now I'm aging this episode, but whatever. We went to
Speaker 5: see The Bad Boys for screening where.
Speaker 2: We're actually good. No, no, no, it was. It was
Speaker 2: fucking good. And you haven't seen it yet. Go out
Speaker 2: and see that movie. It was really good.
Speaker 1: If it wasn't good, I was gonna say the old Statesman.
Speaker 2: It's just statesman.
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna I ain't gonna the older Statesman.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold juice watching them talk to y'all.
Speaker 5: So after the movie, we got to see you and
Speaker 5: Carmela Anthony interview them for seven pm in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Y'all, y'all didn't know he got a new podcast. Y'all
Speaker 2: go check that out. I'm saying, like mellow.
Speaker 5: And y'all, y'all had them talking and y'all know I'm
Speaker 5: on this podcast and I talk about Jason Momoa. Y'all
Speaker 5: know I'm on this podcast, and I talk about I
Speaker 5: met the man which I cussed you out from will.
Speaker 2: Will Smith baby, and I'm not listen. They open and
Speaker 2: he swing, he do whatever he do.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He sing, he Polly, he style. And the way he
Speaker 2: just looked up there and diamonds was blistening. I was like,
Speaker 2: he was there. He was a little tall, he looked.
Speaker 2: I was like, is he mellows height? In my mind?
Speaker 2: You know, when you see a chain on the niggame
Speaker 2: and you got taller, you think.
Speaker 1: About you think about the swing tell.
Speaker 5: You So watching him up there, I was like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, I'm in love.
Speaker 2: I love a man who could tell a good story.
Speaker 5: And now I'm like adding to my checklist the way
Speaker 5: he spoke and literally demanded the room. So I'm looking
Speaker 5: around at the room and everyone's like, it's money. That
Speaker 5: whole episode was Will Smith. But I'm looking at the
Speaker 5: room and everyone's like this, like leaning in listening to
Speaker 5: these stories, and I was like, oh, I want a
Speaker 5: man that powerful to where will he go into a room?
Speaker 2: Everybody want to hear him talking, But I don't want
Speaker 2: a podcast. I actually want to take it out.
Speaker 5: I needed to just project your voice at like a
Speaker 5: dinner table, and everyone is interested, but I do not
Speaker 5: want to go to mic but it was.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to, but I realized Will is the performer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like the theater. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like I knew, I see what it was. You know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, But like.
Speaker 4: Will is, that is part of his aura.
Speaker 3: Yo, It's like that motherfucker was spoken in such a
Speaker 3: weird term to use, but like he's very like eloquent
Speaker 3: in the way he says, I.
Speaker 5: Love that you said that because she used to get
Speaker 5: on my ass when I say, oh my god, they
Speaker 5: speak so well.
Speaker 2: That's what I just don't like when people talk about
Speaker 2: black people like that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because that's what I mean. That's what they've
Speaker 4: been trying to say. It's like, oh, they talk like
Speaker 4: a white guy. You know, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Person in my.
Speaker 3: Mind was smoking means like, oh, you're getting to your
Speaker 3: You're getting not like your the words are you used,
Speaker 3: but like the way you get to your point and
Speaker 3: the way you make a point.
Speaker 1: Like a storytelling. Also, the thing that came in my
Speaker 1: mind with Will this is how I know you're right,
Speaker 1: how he how refined he is. When he said nigga,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh for.
Speaker 7: The waitstime and I was like wait, but said about him,
Speaker 7: and I was just like step back.
Speaker 5: With and then I'm like, I've never heard brain was
Speaker 5: on nigga.
Speaker 4: For when I saw him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my goodness, I said what what somebody?
Speaker 1: Why are you getto ship?
Speaker 2: You did that?
Speaker 1: I've talked about on interviews when people talk about, oh,
Speaker 1: where'd you learn certain business traits or whatever? So something
Speaker 1: I always say is like when I took on my
Speaker 1: role to head a podcast for Kenya, people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're you gonna put your real name? I'm like nigga, No,
Speaker 1: I'm weezy. The podcast put that in the deadline. So
Speaker 1: and I talked about you on this interview I did.
Speaker 1: It was for like some iHeart show. I was like,
Speaker 1: Yo the kid Marrow Yeah, connected me with the PR
Speaker 1: firm and wrote.
Speaker 2: Yo, what up Sherry all cats just my girl? Yeah,
Speaker 2: And like I was like, is he is this serious?
Speaker 1: And then I like, when people are who they are,
Speaker 1: you just gonna take it how it is. But it
Speaker 1: takes you a minute to get there.
Speaker 2: You can't start out the gate like that.
Speaker 8: Like I really believe what if you if you if
Speaker 8: you have skills, if you have skills, if if what's
Speaker 8: on your resume is really who it is, and you
Speaker 8: know what to do.
Speaker 5: Like when I went into there's a there's one thing
Speaker 5: to do an interview? Gotcha wants you won.
Speaker 2: The motherfucking door? Oh? When I was walking up in
Speaker 2: e y Gold, mis sec what are y'all? Good morning?
Speaker 2: What y'all need this weekend? Listen? Like and I walked
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 5: They knew exactly who I was, but best believed all
Speaker 5: of my assignments was turned in on time and I
Speaker 5: did the fuck I had to do.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing, being yourself, that's the best shit.
Speaker 2: To be able to get paid for being your ship.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm still the money, just be paying
Speaker 3: my yo, I'll be putting your distions to my house
Speaker 3: because for being myself.
Speaker 4: This is nuts.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, because like if you start off that way,
Speaker 3: you you're gonna find out real fast if people fuck
Speaker 3: with you or they don't have you at a moment.
Speaker 1: Where you felt like you started being fake a little.
Speaker 3: Not fake, but like refined and not even refined, like
Speaker 3: just like more like uh like yo, preserve this ship
Speaker 3: that you got going on, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like where it's like, Okay, I'm gonna go in here
Speaker 3: and I'm doing an interview with so and so. So
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep it to these kind of type of topics.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, I'm gonna keep this shit
Speaker 3: serious over here, because I mean there's a serious conversation
Speaker 3: that we over here, chopping it up talking, you know
Speaker 3: what i mean, just talking about Papa culture. Whatever I'm
Speaker 3: gonna talk, i'ma I'm gonna say, I'm gonna have certain
Speaker 3: points that I'm trying to hear I'm saying versus like
Speaker 3: like a conversation about business, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like I'm in there cutting up, and both folks looking
Speaker 3: at me like last thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was surprised how raw y'all were in the evolution
Speaker 1: at show time, Like I kind of thought you were
Speaker 1: gonna chill and that was that was no and I
Speaker 1: could see how it would be the problem.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is.
Speaker 1: My mom was actually surprised I watched. I me know,
Speaker 1: my mom may't watch advice, but she had cable.
Speaker 2: I was like, you should watch the show. She's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it is just but like that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, but I think it's a
Speaker 1: really good tell tale of what people can have later.
Speaker 1: It taught me where I can have it. I think
Speaker 1: it really did for content creators because I didn't think
Speaker 1: it was gonna go that way.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: When I got there, I was like, all right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: y'all gonna see what this is. So we got a
Speaker 3: room full of writers and you know, it's a whole
Speaker 3: situation and my ship was just like yo, we didn't
Speaker 3: have no writer's advice.
Speaker 4: So y'all are just going to be doing a lot of.
Speaker 3: Like beats, you know what I'm saying, Like yo's hit
Speaker 3: this hit this, hit it like and like graphics cards,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. It ain't gonna be a
Speaker 3: lot of like real like writing writing writing, like and
Speaker 3: it got it started more as that where it's like
Speaker 3: kind of like traditional late night show and it was like, ah.
Speaker 2: This ain't mm hm, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So then you go away from like the trying that
Speaker 3: traditional stuff and it's like, bro this, you know, stick
Speaker 3: to what works. So then it got more ad libby,
Speaker 3: more you can talk like, it became more less about
Speaker 3: like as you go through through it, it became less
Speaker 3: about like, yo, let's have a sketch, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Instead of doing that, let's just have a
Speaker 3: situation where you could just go and riff, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, because you.
Speaker 1: Know I like to risk. Do you remember when I
Speaker 1: ran Indy y'all in the street when you were doing
Speaker 1: I was getting my hair braided, and I used to
Speaker 1: make jokes on horrible like I hope I run into
Speaker 1: them when they're doing their street ship, and I really
Speaker 1: fucking did.
Speaker 2: And thank god.
Speaker 1: It was when I left them on the fucking chair.
Speaker 1: I literally see two chairs in the middle of downtown
Speaker 1: brook And facing each other, and I was like no.
Speaker 1: The casting guy was like, we're done.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, not, they know me.
Speaker 1: I'm like for the girl from the Horse Show.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I think that was the first thing he
Speaker 2: said to me.
Speaker 1: I came up crying.
Speaker 2: I saw I didn't met you for years.
Speaker 1: I saw Jesus. I started crying.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm just really a big fan
Speaker 2: of you guys. And he's like, yeah, you gotta show
Speaker 2: the hold something that anyway, he didn't know whole shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, it is a horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Out of here or are you fucking with you?
Speaker 2: Okay for you?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's fuck with it or funk out
Speaker 5: of here. That's the segment that you got over there
Speaker 5: on seven PM in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you know, Mica, we got to
Speaker 2: hold this ship up a little.
Speaker 5: We gotta make it a little nasty because this is
Speaker 5: a horrible decision. So you gotta let us know if
Speaker 5: you fucking with it or if it's a fuck guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a nasty Listen, look at my eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: look at my eyes. I'm a nasty nigga. I'm a
Speaker 3: nasty niggaw keep sink. That's true water weed and being
Speaker 3: a nasty nigga, you could do whatever you want.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you know what these.
Speaker 5: Are, the little vanilla, So I'm gonna make them a
Speaker 5: little more nasty. And i't even know we're gonna start
Speaker 5: off with because you are a taken married man. Ladies,
Speaker 5: calm down, don't think you can slide in those DM
Speaker 5: sure swinging.
Speaker 2: I just got just what would you would you? Would
Speaker 2: you swap the swap?
Speaker 5: Would you swing with another couple on a cruise, or
Speaker 5: would you swing with your partner?
Speaker 4: Maybe? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's also not like I'm saying maybe because it's a
Speaker 3: two persons decisions. I can't say I can't just be like, yes,
Speaker 3: shut the box one hundred and makes one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty seven.
Speaker 1: The years go one, do you see it getting more
Speaker 1: relaxed like we should just should be?
Speaker 3: No, you do get That's that's how you keep the
Speaker 3: ship lit. What I'm saying, you get and it's all
Speaker 3: you know. It's crazy. Like I had this conversation with
Speaker 3: a nephew of mine. I'm not gonna say you name
Speaker 3: is don to put your business.
Speaker 1: Out there, but you Dominicans some one hundred.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just say, Jose you gotta you know, you
Speaker 4: don't even know which one I'm saying. You don't even know.
Speaker 3: But I was like, yo, bro, you know what's crazy
Speaker 3: about being in a long term relationship with I don't
Speaker 3: know if it's the same for y'all, but for for me,
Speaker 3: I mean it's only three years, not one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty seven. But I'm just saying, like, I'm not even say, man,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, merrow for me. If you go out
Speaker 3: and you die your hair, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: you fucking cut you got it, you went, you was
Speaker 3: in Florida for two days or three days.
Speaker 4: You got that little tan.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You painted your toe that was like, now side, I
Speaker 3: feel like I got a new bitch. You gotta haircut? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like I feel like I got a new bitch. Okay, cool,
Speaker 3: because that's what That's what leads a lot of guys
Speaker 3: as strays one of that new you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: something new, something interesting, blah blah blah. But I'm like, bro,
Speaker 3: all you gotta do is die here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you you did lose it.
Speaker 1: Just appear on my See when men lose weight, though,
Speaker 1: it's like, are you losing weight for me? Are you
Speaker 1: losing weight for the streets?
Speaker 4: Are you trying to be sexy niggas?
Speaker 2: But no, he got an exuse he be on camera? Nigga,
Speaker 2: I losing weight for the camera camera? What's the new camera?
Speaker 3: That's crazy because I got so many gifts out there,
Speaker 3: some of them ships. I look like, look, you look older, older, older.
Speaker 3: There's like, uh, my cigarette smoking period, like early advice,
Speaker 3: wh I was skinny as fuck.
Speaker 4: Then there's like I got I got a little money.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I'm like breathing a lot.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, fucking hooking reil this ship.
Speaker 2: Crazy. Let me get twenty eight k krab legs. Put
Speaker 2: it on a P card.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: When I ordered crap legs, that's when I know it's
Speaker 1: like I'm doing well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, No, no, no, When
Speaker 2: you order them and be like can you take them
Speaker 2: out the shelf for me?
Speaker 5: That's because Nigga, I have now bitch, I ain't cracking,
Speaker 5: no crab legs and I got in the ears. I
Speaker 5: can't buy it anymore.
Speaker 2: Ship is rough. I can't.
Speaker 1: You didn't your favor and it was crazy to me.
Speaker 2: It wasn't because he was looking.
Speaker 1: Money and I was like, what are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1: I always feel like rich people gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you know.
Speaker 3: You know it's crazy because my PAP's got my pipes
Speaker 3: is not rich and he got nears like a long
Speaker 3: time ago. And I was like, nigga, you look crazy.
Speaker 6: And then that's the infamous styles. Yeah, they all did it,
Speaker 6: as I said, camera, they all got and I'm just
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 4: Do it, man, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I only get the top.
Speaker 3: It was real weird that ship. It's just like, bro,
Speaker 3: if you have to the top, like just the top
Speaker 3: was nuts. If you're gonna do vears, just commit, commit.
Speaker 2: Like I didn't you know what I'm saying, gameful the
Speaker 2: top and bottom like is that what I.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know is like freetineers.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, I'm good, thank you.
Speaker 1: They said we got I gotta do three videos and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I saw the shavedown you saw
Speaker 1: because I that's why I went to the doctor.
Speaker 5: I went to so mine or not, I don't have
Speaker 5: shark teeth under here. Like my teeth, I can literally
Speaker 5: show you exactly what they look like. If anything falls,
Speaker 5: it'll still be a normal probably not as white, so.
Speaker 2: I will have to go. But I have a full
Speaker 2: set of teeth under here.
Speaker 5: And it's like when I saw what the shark teeth
Speaker 5: was looking like, I was like, Oh, you gotta walk
Speaker 5: around at least one day while they prepped your set.
Speaker 9: Lookum, it's fucking crazy, Uh fuck with it or funk
Speaker 9: out of here, period, sex period.
Speaker 2: I'm a grown ass man. Turn that show around.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: Listen, listen.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you listen, I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Speaker 4: I've done it, but you don't on purpose? Or does
Speaker 4: she lie and purpose like it?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like this is a tampon
Speaker 3: in there, stopping the blood from coming out when you're
Speaker 3: performing kind of lingers on a woman. As a forty
Speaker 3: year old man, I'm here to tell you focus on
Speaker 3: the clatorus, okay, because that's where the fun is is
Speaker 3: gonna happen. It's fun, be it's fun buy, So that's
Speaker 3: where you're work in anyway, in that area, I'm not
Speaker 3: sticking my tongue all up in your birth can now.
Speaker 2: Wow. And someone that was gay for what was it
Speaker 2: years old, almost three, I was at the top all
Speaker 2: the time on the period. I don't care.
Speaker 1: And also like if it's the middle, it don't smell
Speaker 1: like metals.
Speaker 3: So that's only what I hate is when it's like
Speaker 3: super heavy and it smells like Matt like tennis and
Speaker 3: like wow, yeah, then I'm just bumping.
Speaker 2: Wow you no bitch, leave me the fuck alone. Well
Speaker 2: that's the ship too, because it won't be on it.
Speaker 2: But I am one of God's chosen. My period is
Speaker 2: only three days long.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: I go on the second day is very heavy, Leave
Speaker 5: me the fuck alone. The third day it's almost gone.
Speaker 5: And so I've had anal sex on my period. I've
Speaker 5: done that like I got another hole for you, but
Speaker 5: you're not fucking me.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of women doing that.
Speaker 2: Oh well, okay, so a lot of.
Speaker 5: Women, Okay, they fucking on a period. I'm fucking my
Speaker 5: ass like yout my ass on my third day of
Speaker 5: my period.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I fucking my ass, blood coming
Speaker 1: out anywhere.
Speaker 2: No, my ass, I ain't bleeding bitch scared. This just.
Speaker 3: You know what you do, you start from missionary. If
Speaker 3: you start from missionary, is less uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Wont you fucking join the guy already? Last last month,
Speaker 2: last one? Since you nasty? I made it nasty here
Speaker 2: out of here, ask play for you for me?
Speaker 4: My ass. Bro, my as slides to the balls, bro
Speaker 4: go up and down.
Speaker 2: It crazy.
Speaker 1: That ain't what we mean.
Speaker 2: We know, nigga getting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what.
Speaker 2: Up my ass?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Yeah, damn, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've never I've never tried it, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just know that. I once my dad kicked me
Speaker 3: and he had on like a disco boot that had
Speaker 3: a point ass toe and it did go up my ass.
Speaker 3: It felt like it went up my ass whole and
Speaker 3: that hurt forever. So I was like, ship, I was like,
Speaker 3: if this it feels like that.
Speaker 4: You booty old go the other way.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know. I thought that, but
Speaker 2: it's a boot ain't no.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of force behind that ship. So
Speaker 3: I was like, I was I was like, maybe I'm
Speaker 3: just like BTSD. It could be, you know, but hey,
Speaker 3: you know again maybe on one hundred and forty y.
Speaker 1: What was that thing you said two seconds ago? Missionary Relax,
Speaker 1: there we go.
Speaker 2: Hold your legs up.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's crazy because I'm hairy, bro. I got
Speaker 4: a hairy ass.
Speaker 5: Hairy legs okay, So, so have you ever done where
Speaker 5: your partner has shaved your ass before that?
Speaker 2: It was one of the most intimate things I ever did.
Speaker 2: I'm swimming because that skin down there is bad, like
Speaker 2: so so fit.
Speaker 5: We got sent like a Manscape kit and this is
Speaker 5: not an ad, but it's apparently really gentle. So I
Speaker 5: first started with the balls, so I knew exactly like.
Speaker 7: Because the initiative like long, like like listen, listen, Nigga
Speaker 7: was fifty. Nigga was kind of they got to be
Speaker 7: long if you're fifty, I mean, I mean they was.
Speaker 7: They was good sized balls.
Speaker 1: They your clip when you was.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold you. I just had that. That's
Speaker 2: just some motherfucking good like so long ass balls then,
Speaker 2: because when that ship go over and just hit, I
Speaker 2: feel like a little hand pass and.
Speaker 4: It's the ball.
Speaker 2: Wait and then the air like you feel that baby
Speaker 2: hair from the swinging balls. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: When they're doing construction demo.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 5: I love it, but no, so I'm not a fan
Speaker 5: of of hair, especially now bringing back the Veneers cubes.
Speaker 2: Be getting suck like a bitch.
Speaker 5: These motherfuckers hate it, and so like I'm I'm like, well,
Speaker 5: I either will tell you to shave your ass. Or
Speaker 5: was my ex We were together for three years and
Speaker 5: we had this little kid, and I was like, I
Speaker 5: got you, So I laid the towel out, he got out,
Speaker 5: he got off the shower, and he ain't trust me.
Speaker 2: At first.
Speaker 5: He was like, okay, watch me around the balls and
Speaker 5: see how far I am. And I was like okay,
Speaker 5: and then he like lifted the legs and I was
Speaker 5: like up.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, Mandy got a butt obsession.
Speaker 1: It's session Okay.
Speaker 2: No, I've never shaved. No one's ask you were talking
Speaker 2: about like, I don't want you. I want to do
Speaker 2: it again. I want to get with somebody again that
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable so that I can say that I feel.
Speaker 1: Like I only pegged a nigga out of pressure, Like we.
Speaker 2: Were talking about that. Sound sound like.
Speaker 4: Put that way?
Speaker 2: How do you get pressured the nigga?
Speaker 3: You just said a little little, a little plastic, like,
Speaker 3: you don't know, guy, if I want to.
Speaker 1: Do this, nigga, ain't aggressively saying to the start of
Speaker 1: the show, mind you because I pegged the nigga like
Speaker 1: the first year, people thought we were both pegging people,
Speaker 1: like because I.
Speaker 2: Told him not to bring that ship up. I said, Bro,
Speaker 2: we got black people listening, though I said, I don't
Speaker 2: want to scare them away. I literally told her, do
Speaker 2: not bring it up. What does she bring up? We're pegasus, sister.
Speaker 4: My brother's out there.
Speaker 3: Listen, man, Like, it's not listen if you and your
Speaker 3: lady explore your bodies, there's nothing gay about that.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Every day everything is fucking everything is gay. Everything makes
Speaker 4: you wipe your ass too much?
Speaker 2: You gay?
Speaker 3: See nigga talking about you if you wash your asshole
Speaker 3: like if you scrub your ass.
Speaker 2: Where is this? And I'm only asking you this because
Speaker 2: so many of my gay homeboys and my homegirls are like,
Speaker 2: you eat straight male ass. And I'm confused why a
Speaker 2: straight man has to have a dirty ad? Wait? Where
Speaker 2: where is this where they're telling straight man not to
Speaker 2: wipe asked? I don't get social media I need to
Speaker 2: do reactionary video to that ship.
Speaker 3: If you go and just fucking type that ship like uh,
Speaker 3: butt play is gay or whatever. You know what I'm saying, whatever,
Speaker 3: and it shou'd have just pop up. Really because you're
Speaker 3: watching your acid.
Speaker 2: Gay is nuts.
Speaker 1: Like escorts or e trans escorts. They always be like
Speaker 1: the hood niggas. And I know it too, like to
Speaker 1: me as someone from Florida, like I learned the word trade.
Speaker 1: I learned about what they were looking like down in Miami,
Speaker 1: Like when I watched Moonlight. It felt so real to
Speaker 1: me and authentic because I'm like, oh, yeah, like I've
Speaker 1: seen this my Homeboice is fucking niggas like this, and
Speaker 1: I feel like that's where the rhetoric comes from. When
Speaker 1: you're a normal man living in the world, especially like
Speaker 1: a mesic.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I mean, like a normal dude isn't thinking that they
Speaker 1: have to hide their cleanliness, thinking that it's gay.
Speaker 2: But it's like it's really like good mentality. It ain't
Speaker 2: even that I'll tell you right now, y'all know. We
Speaker 2: was in Dallas, but together, lampest Baby, I said it.
Speaker 2: What I'm not eating is nobody asked in Texas. It's too, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I'll literally bro. I came out there and I was like, ladies,
Speaker 2: I don't kink shame.
Speaker 5: I don't judge. But if you eating man ass and
Speaker 5: it's hot and humid like this claim and this claim, Hey,
Speaker 5: if you in Texas, don't eat no ass down.
Speaker 4: There summer, that's.
Speaker 2: No no, no, they got they got a shower first,
Speaker 2: Like I'm actually I have all that. Man, I'm eating.
Speaker 5: Ass from a nigga that just came over. He on
Speaker 5: the couch, we already there. I ain't make him go
Speaker 5: do freshing up nothing. I don't hate the ass, lit
Speaker 5: the balls do want it.
Speaker 1: I've never eaten non shower ass.
Speaker 2: I'm eateing non showered ass. I like it. I like it.
Speaker 2: It was it was cute. I feel like I feel
Speaker 2: like I feel like I deal with clean niggas.
Speaker 4: Right, So that's the thing.
Speaker 3: If you do, then you're this whole conversation is falling.
Speaker 2: If you wouldn't lick the man's ass that you sucking,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't be letting.
Speaker 3: Him straight up.
Speaker 4: Hold on, you check into that man's fingernails.
Speaker 3: If you not, if you're not willing to eat that
Speaker 3: man's ass, checking his fingernols the next time he trying
Speaker 3: to put his hand in your.
Speaker 1: Tell you don't want to eat I but upon a rival, what, bro, No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, like I really think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let this nigga get me pregnant. And I still wouldn't
Speaker 1: need to ask upon a ridal.
Speaker 2: I want to Wand you don't love him, let me
Speaker 2: hold you. You just don't like him yet.
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 2: Not no, not, there's something you loving.
Speaker 1: It's from outside as from let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Set it on my nigga to this little island in
Speaker 1: Mexico for his birthday.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: It was two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: We there, it's one hundred and one, right, and I'm thinking, oh,
Speaker 2: Birthday'm about to get in the butt, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And I was prepping him for the butt shit too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, baby, I'm doing some wild ship tonight.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, bitch, we got to that hotel room.
Speaker 1: So it's on the beach on the sand. He was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: we might have to do slow strokes. It's too hot
Speaker 1: in his motherucker. I was like, I know, so I'm
Speaker 1: prepping to getting his butt right. But I'm looking at
Speaker 1: this nigga sitting directly under the ac with the sweat beats.
Speaker 1: I'm like, if the face do that, what's the butt
Speaker 1: doing because the.
Speaker 2: Already like Ryan open baby, make sit down and make
Speaker 2: it so the little making losses and don't do that,
Speaker 2: bro the little damn. I'm thinking about juice. We had
Speaker 2: to have a sweet sex. I was like, I love you,
Speaker 2: but I'm scared now.
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink.
Speaker 3: That's all one but what I'm saying, but like when
Speaker 3: you when you're really licking with somebody, that weird smell
Speaker 3: becomes pleasant.
Speaker 1: I just know when he's like, you know, from a
Speaker 1: long day. But the butt I don't sweat. But I
Speaker 1: don't know if it'll ever know.
Speaker 2: But I knew I was thrown. I remember I was
Speaker 2: fighting this nigga one time and he farted and I
Speaker 2: just laughed. I was like, it's like you don't care
Speaker 2: about you don't care about ship, you don't care about nothing, Mandy.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I just have one fucking boundary. It's
Speaker 1: sweat wet.
Speaker 2: But I.
Speaker 1: Honestly, if he take a ship and want to come
Speaker 1: get like, I'm gonna give it to you.
Speaker 2: Face but we passed that. Man. Look you're talking vanilla.
Speaker 2: Now you don't see this.
Speaker 1: I haven't told my peace story, but I gonna tell
Speaker 1: it's young. It's so funny because I was like, se
Speaker 1: I just put it in the book, but I'll tell y'all.
Speaker 1: So the first p we in Mexico is why is
Speaker 1: it always a Mexican story guard? So we in the
Speaker 1: little community, like where all the buildings are facing each other. Right,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, let's take a bath in the
Speaker 1: jacuzzi on the balcony. He's like a bath, but you
Speaker 1: eating pistol off.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, where do you piss on?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 2: Were you in the shower? Wait? So I get down.
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathtop on my knees. We're out in
Speaker 1: an outdoor tub.
Speaker 2: Okay, mind you.
Speaker 1: People could see us, and I'm like if they went outside,
Speaker 1: it's four in the morning. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: please don't let nobody look. And I am yacked up.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: So I'm just like, I'm gonna let this ship happen.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there and I'm like doing this right
Speaker 1: because I still got my brains and ship.
Speaker 2: So I'm holding it like this because what I don't
Speaker 2: want to wash my ship? It's you bitch, it's splashed
Speaker 2: back there. Wait my hair, No, let that ship go.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't like this, and then
Speaker 2: he's like, you're not gonna open you about and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: what you drink his birl?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I just started talking like girl, tell him you drink
Speaker 2: his biagir. It was fucking crazy. She don't want to yo.
Speaker 2: Next year. She would be like, y'all.
Speaker 1: That was level one P.
Speaker 4: So I hold on?
Speaker 3: Was it like?
Speaker 4: Was it Mexico P like? And the fact that like
Speaker 4: y'all was just drinking O.
Speaker 3: D and the ship looked like this.
Speaker 2: You want to shower.
Speaker 4: You can't see, but it's roll.
Speaker 1: He could be watering up in between. But when theow
Speaker 1: P was coming down, I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: like really warm, this is kind of sexy.
Speaker 2: Then it was crazy because it was hot.
Speaker 1: So then we started sucking human is into the fucking
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm starting to like this
Speaker 1: and getting off the fucking balcony.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do I do?
Speaker 1: Because I'm pissy right now.
Speaker 2: You gotta get until he comes bro.
Speaker 1: He comes mind you it's Mexico, right. He runs upstairs
Speaker 1: to go pass out while I'm downstairs in the water
Speaker 1: and working.
Speaker 2: Bitch.
Speaker 1: Now I'm sitting here with the fucking gallons they leave
Speaker 1: in the airbnb washing it off of me. And now
Speaker 1: now I'm really starting to think of my life choices.
Speaker 1: I'm coming off the drugs and alcohol, and I'm like, Yo,
Speaker 1: this is so fucking tom.
Speaker 4: Why am I doing this list?
Speaker 2: But I didn't know what it is about coming down
Speaker 2: that you have that moment of clarity.
Speaker 4: We're just like, damn, why the did I do this?
Speaker 4: I gotta choose my life at my big age.
Speaker 2: When we went to the Asian Awards, I haven't been
Speaker 2: pissed on in a while.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, should think of a moment.
Speaker 4: I was just like, yeah, you literally just thought.
Speaker 5: But that's not like I normally deal with guys that
Speaker 5: want to be pissed on. They ain't asking to piss
Speaker 5: on me.
Speaker 1: You all. I got scared to fee. But the problem
Speaker 1: is we only did it in Avian Awards because it
Speaker 1: was a big ass bathtub in the room, And now
Speaker 1: only time we you a hotel is a big ass bathtub.
Speaker 5: Is there any like is there any bodily function or
Speaker 5: fluid that you like. Nah, because clearly blood as a
Speaker 5: go is piss of go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I want to do it because the smell fucks me up.
Speaker 3: I clean my true washed suburban man. I washed my
Speaker 3: garbage can and it was like some rotten ship at
Speaker 3: the bottom. So when I flipped it over to like
Speaker 3: you know, put the fabuloso in there and holds it down,
Speaker 3: whatever they smell just hit me.
Speaker 2: Just like for a second, I was just like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I was like God, that was just garbage. It was
Speaker 2: the garbage Like a regular.
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna smell like the fucking trash can because the.
Speaker 2: Trash bro you ain't ever eat the wrong thing and
Speaker 2: been like God, deal with the whatever took And ship
Speaker 2: hit the back toilet, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And that ship the to just walks into the air
Speaker 4: and you're like, dog, dog, I gotta clean.
Speaker 10: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 2: When I was vegan not smell the shout out to
Speaker 2: my best friends. I don't know if y'all know this.
Speaker 5: And if you are staying with someone, if you have
Speaker 5: a roommate, if you live with your man, your woman,
Speaker 5: no bitch, courtesy Plush.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's in the middle of.
Speaker 5: Marrow Baby, when the pandy baby, when you motherfucking ship
Speaker 5: and you realize, damn, this is about to be about to.
Speaker 2: Be here for a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, motherfucking.
Speaker 1: Courtesy Plush.
Speaker 2: They're no problem. No, No, don't they know you?
Speaker 4: Shouldn't they know you? Shouldn't they know you?
Speaker 3: And yeah, you can sit up in there line and
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, no, I was on my phone or
Speaker 3: saying email. I just because y'all sit down to peak,
Speaker 3: so it's like easy for you have to lie.
Speaker 11: Yo.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Yo, I got my eyes are complicated.
Speaker 3: I gotta sitting down to pete brothers like my prosty.
Speaker 2: I got wait wait wait, so yeah, y'all never sit
Speaker 2: down to pee, right.
Speaker 3: I sit down to pee a lot, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Because I'm lazy by my age, I'd be high.
Speaker 3: I fall down a lot. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I can you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: What do you what do you do like when you're
Speaker 1: shitting do y'all? I want to know this because I
Speaker 1: recently saw this. I was peaking when that ship and
Speaker 1: I'm like why.
Speaker 2: Is he holding his dick?
Speaker 3: Oh, because because it touch the water. You got a
Speaker 3: big dick or a small toilet. Your dick will touch
Speaker 3: the water a small toilet.
Speaker 2: I love how you added that, because.
Speaker 4: Be like my dicket the water. Nigga, you got a
Speaker 4: fisher price toilt. Of course, if I told my dick
Speaker 4: is going into your k.
Speaker 5: You do piss sitting down only because I have one
Speaker 5: of my booze right now. Every almost almost every morning,
Speaker 5: I get a dick pick, but his dick picks up.
Speaker 2: Oh, I get a dick pic every morning. Damn me.
Speaker 5: But I'm about to say, well, his dick is so beautiful.
Speaker 5: We still on snapchats, so they disappear. That's the only
Speaker 5: way I say, like a new angle every time.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I was about to say.
Speaker 5: He always on the toilet, It's always, and I like it.
Speaker 5: Don't mind me, listen, I don't mind it.
Speaker 4: Look at you because I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's hard. So it's like this, he's sitting on
Speaker 2: the toilet. He's like and the dick.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's thought, but sometimes it's hard as fucking It's
Speaker 5: like going to his knees.
Speaker 2: But I can tell he's on a goddamn toilet and
Speaker 2: you know you see through that like you can see
Speaker 2: you know, I see that he's on the Okay, I
Speaker 2: about to say, like this with the dick and then sucking,
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: Know it's his morning. Ship is dedicated to man.
Speaker 2: Let me because I really like his dick.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a that's if a nigga gives you
Speaker 3: that moment he loves you. It is kind of you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying because because I'm telling you this
Speaker 3: is Mary Man, I spent a lot of time in
Speaker 3: the bathroom avoiding like.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, can be shipping for Yes,
Speaker 2: you're kidding me.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that the bathroom.
Speaker 4: We're not we're not. We're not.
Speaker 2: Break this down. If you are taking your ship, you do.
Speaker 3: If you're taking the ship in the morning, that is
Speaker 3: like the moment of like solace for a nigga like
Speaker 3: me that works twenty hours a day.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, that's like my moment
Speaker 2: of like like yo today. You know what I'm saying that.
Speaker 4: Morning after the coffee ship.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, You stole in the crash
Speaker 2: coming in there. You know, what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Nobody's going in there. You're just in there, dolo. You
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. Just like, Yo, I got a
Speaker 4: skylight in a bathroom, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So just like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And I'm just like the sun is hitting me. I'm
Speaker 3: taking a ship, you know what I'm saying. Like whatever
Speaker 3: I last night, I'm like, it feels like I'm transitioning
Speaker 3: into the new day.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Like, I'm just.
Speaker 3: Story because Yo, you got there that morning shit is
Speaker 3: real and then you brush your teeth, yo, and you
Speaker 3: know how niggas. I don't know if your niggas do this,
Speaker 3: but like men, my pops broke me, my brother, everybody
Speaker 3: who I've.
Speaker 4: Ever seen like doing their morning routine. Men be in
Speaker 4: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: It's just like got crazy.
Speaker 4: But it's just like.
Speaker 3: Purging all smoke eight molnths. Last night, I drank sucking
Speaker 3: a Pina Hennessy eight six sliders from White Castle all
Speaker 3: that she gotta go.
Speaker 2: Anyone over thirty should not be doing any of those
Speaker 2: things exactly.
Speaker 4: So don't you know what I'm saying. For Yo, I'm
Speaker 4: good if you want to have skin like this don't.
Speaker 1: Do on vacation. He was shitting longer and he was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: it's the Mexican food. Maybe it might be No, he
Speaker 1: was like, we've been.
Speaker 2: Together for eight days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need I need some time. Yeah, that's why
Speaker 4: bout a big house. It was because I was want
Speaker 4: to flex on people.
Speaker 1: Give us your shitty story. So one thing I will
Speaker 1: always hear you talk about was how poorly you ate.
Speaker 1: Like I almost couldn't understand how you had a wife
Speaker 1: because it just sounded like you ate trash.
Speaker 4: But she makes tremendous meals at home.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she does, but you sound like you like
Speaker 1: to eat really, so I'm sure you had a moment
Speaker 1: where you had Bubba Gus like.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, tell us the sh The ship story is crazy.
Speaker 1: I saw a good ship story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I was where the funk was I?
Speaker 2: Yo, it was.
Speaker 3: It was EAT.
Speaker 4: I think it was ESPN, And you know when you
Speaker 4: go to ESPN, they do what they call. We wouldn't know,
Speaker 4: but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So Mandy knows sports. That would actually be funny because
Speaker 1: I'd be like, look at these niggas.
Speaker 2: With the ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she'd be like, yeah, let's talk about you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. She's like, actually, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. Come on, Anthony.
Speaker 3: I was doing seven points eight points in his uh
Speaker 3: school the list bar mellows. What a handsome man? Now,
Speaker 3: I was so yes, man, they make you do it
Speaker 3: what they call the carwah. So you go on every
Speaker 3: show for like fifteen minutes and then they just spread
Speaker 3: you out the day. So I was on the I
Speaker 3: think the second show right after I said Nott the
Speaker 3: carry Champion, I said that with Cary.
Speaker 4: Sister, you know what I'm saying. And after Carrie it
Speaker 4: was some other show. I don't remember what.
Speaker 3: But in between those two shows, it's one of those
Speaker 3: like it was rough Man.
Speaker 2: Locked up right now that Mike is definitely gonna pick
Speaker 2: the sup No, you gotta take myf I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: about to watch it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah go Yankees.
Speaker 4: Word you need some pitchure man, Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: The whole time I straight lubricated, straight lubrication. No no, no, no,
Speaker 3: because it was I caught it. I did the rest
Speaker 3: of them tip like with my ass, like like you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The smell how you do that.
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't catch the smell like I caught
Speaker 3: Like I just got a little you know when you
Speaker 3: beat yourself, but you don't really peel yourself because you
Speaker 3: just the little square.
Speaker 4: It was like a half a shark. It was like
Speaker 4: a quarter shark.
Speaker 3: I was just like, if I let this ship go,
Speaker 3: it's gonna go, and it's gonna it's gonna go viral
Speaker 3: because it's gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Shoot in my pants.
Speaker 2: It's gonna take it.
Speaker 3: I forgot, like twelve o'clock Sports Center, that's in my
Speaker 3: pants hit too quick?
Speaker 4: What it was the fucking It was the chicken fingers, y'all.
Speaker 4: It was the honey honey mustard sauce. He sucked me up.
Speaker 2: Bro. I had this ship.
Speaker 1: I've had this ship twice and been late to zooms
Speaker 1: and Mandy and I were are you?
Speaker 2: She was like, you always got something on you this ship,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, always always. Oh, I ain't gonna
Speaker 2: hold you that Stunnah. There's certain ships.
Speaker 5: I'm out of commission for the day. A nigga can't
Speaker 5: come fuck me. I gotta I gotta wait twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: And I know no, certain ships, not just asshole, the
Speaker 5: one that yes, I where I'm walking up and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I did not just have antal sex?
Speaker 2: Why is my answer?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: Look at in the Maryland.
Speaker 2: Is my sugar came out? If it came out or
Speaker 2: spell a certain way, maybe I ain't having no company
Speaker 2: that day?
Speaker 3: Nope, So I got it be day and that's it's
Speaker 3: you know, you fun with the temperature. Yeah, certain times
Speaker 3: you take them ships and I'm like, bro, this ship
Speaker 3: is going all the way to cold.
Speaker 2: I put this sh on straight cold like ice cold,
Speaker 2: like I need ice cold water. Do you understand me? Man?
Speaker 2: I'm just out there like it feels like it feels like.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't know how it feels what it feels
Speaker 3: like to take a tampon out, but I'm assuming it
Speaker 3: feels like there's something that is holding in you.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they put on that ship now,
Speaker 1: I cannot do it. You ate something that was hot
Speaker 1: going in and hot coming out. Bro, that was my
Speaker 1: first Jamaican trip.
Speaker 2: I was just not timehole ship. Let's get to.
Speaker 5: They want to know about what the fuck is coming
Speaker 5: out of your booda hole. We're gonna get into vanilla ship.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get into some a little bit responsible talk.
Speaker 5: I know a lot of y'all chose to have kids,
Speaker 5: including you, so this.
Speaker 2: Is for y'all.
Speaker 1: I just thought I need four kids, right four?
Speaker 2: So three one girl.
Speaker 5: The vanilla ship for this week comes from UCSF dot edu.
Speaker 5: That is the University of California, San France, and they
Speaker 5: actually just recently did a study on why teens are
Speaker 5: having sex so early. Now, I lost my virginity at
Speaker 5: sixteen fifteen, fifteen, fourteen, Okay, so teenage years and teens
Speaker 5: who apparently come from close knit neighborhoods and families are
Speaker 5: less likely to have sex at a young age, while
Speaker 5: teen schools have less influence on their sexual behavior.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: It says children whose parents restrict dating were fifty five
Speaker 5: percent less likely to have sex by tenth grade, as
Speaker 5: were kids who spent less time alone.
Speaker 2: Children from close knit neighborhoods.
Speaker 5: Were ten percent less likely to have sex by tenth grade,
Speaker 5: while those are neighborhoods that were socioeconomically disadvantaged and with
Speaker 5: lower educations were twenty four and twenty three percent.
Speaker 2: So basically, in those communities where you kind of.
Speaker 5: Have more freedom, where maybe your mom has to go
Speaker 5: to work where maybe it's a one parent household.
Speaker 2: That's where you are finding teenagers having sex that way.
Speaker 1: Earlier, I just would say someone made an article of
Speaker 1: a no ship moment.
Speaker 2: Done, nigga, what do you mean?
Speaker 12: WHOA?
Speaker 2: Well? Also, I say.
Speaker 3: To talk to you, uh, y'all all, remember like if
Speaker 3: you went to listen, I'm a New York City kid.
Speaker 3: So if you a New York City kid, you can
Speaker 3: relate to this. If you grew up in the city,
Speaker 3: there was always that kid, or any city really, not
Speaker 3: just New York City, but any metropolitan area. If you
Speaker 3: grew up in a you there's always the kid who's like, Yo,
Speaker 3: I got a free crib free crib free crib free crib. Yo,
Speaker 3: y'all come to the your house while my crib y'alls cook.
Speaker 3: You cut school and you go to the crib and
Speaker 3: you're like and you're like, yo, where's your parents at?
Speaker 3: My mom's just home, but she's it's cool. We could
Speaker 3: just coach up the crib and it's just like, well,
Speaker 3: the moment your mom is a head, that's why your
Speaker 3: mom is not back smoking crazies, bro, That's why she's
Speaker 3: back in as crazy.
Speaker 2: My god.
Speaker 5: But when I read this as well, and I get
Speaker 5: your parents maybe not being home if you're in a
Speaker 5: disadvantage neighborhood. I remember my first the first high school
Speaker 5: that I went to was well off shout out to
Speaker 5: Doctor Phillips High School.
Speaker 4: So I went there.
Speaker 5: I was a part of the Magnet program for TV production,
Speaker 5: and the parties on the weekends were at these rich
Speaker 5: ass white people's houses where their parents were in the
Speaker 5: fucking south of France. They had mansions and had the
Speaker 5: whole goddamn school dam near at their houses. That's what
Speaker 5: the fuck happened. So when I read this, I was like,
Speaker 5: not in rich kids, we having just as much accessibility
Speaker 5: to do it is well.
Speaker 1: I think the difference so it's the nine to five schedule, right,
Speaker 1: so you have someone that has to be at work
Speaker 1: versus house moms and shit like that. That's the that's
Speaker 1: the largest difference. And also people that make more money
Speaker 1: have more money for extra curricular ship for kids, so
Speaker 1: a lot of those kids are already involved so much
Speaker 1: they don't have downside's.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's true.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie because my kids do sports and
Speaker 3: share my daughters and gymnastics.
Speaker 2: I mean that's why we were.
Speaker 5: We were almost like forced to do something after school.
Speaker 5: We were because you have a school program, or we
Speaker 5: did sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I didn't my parents could afford that shit,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like I couldn't play Little
Speaker 3: League and shit like that should costs money.
Speaker 2: My parents are like, yo, we don't got an extra
Speaker 2: really expensive.
Speaker 1: I've given my friends some bread. I'm like, nigga, you
Speaker 1: lind me a the violince shit?
Speaker 2: Really not at all.
Speaker 5: No, Now, there's really no sex that in schools. So
Speaker 5: I want to talk to you about if you and
Speaker 5: your wife have had the conversation about what the birds
Speaker 5: and bees conversation will be with your children, what age
Speaker 5: do you plan to have it, and also what is
Speaker 5: the difference between how you plan to talk to your boys.
Speaker 2: And how you plan to talk to your Let's start with.
Speaker 3: How old they are first, I already have My youngest
Speaker 3: is seven, and I've already had it.
Speaker 4: I already had the conversation like lightly right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, not like yo, this is how it happens, but like,
Speaker 2: you know, look like conversation, how'd you have it?
Speaker 6: Like yo?
Speaker 4: You know, basically your kids are eventually going to ask you, like, Yo,
Speaker 4: how did I get here? You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: what do you? You know what I'm saying, what do
Speaker 4: you or they might catch you fucking?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I don't been caught fucking a couple of times, Like.
Speaker 2: I call my mama fucking yeah, you didn't know what sex?
Speaker 1: Or are you guys just cuddling?
Speaker 3: So so my daughter comes in, right, this is like
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago. My daughter comes in and
Speaker 3: because we're very careful, my daughter comes in and this
Speaker 3: was the time that we was not care for and
Speaker 3: we forgot to lock the door. So she comes in
Speaker 3: and I'm just like full like like bouncing chicks, bouncing, splacking, splashing,
Speaker 3: going crazy.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm you know what I'm saying, I got a little
Speaker 1: how old is she at the time?
Speaker 3: Situation five?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So I'm just like block, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And she walks in and it's just like you're walking
Speaker 3: into that, you know what I mean, Like you're walking
Speaker 3: in and this is as soon as you your eyeline
Speaker 3: is straight on that.
Speaker 4: And she's like, so the heather stops. I said, we
Speaker 4: just like caught. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's just like yo, you know, like the concepts phrase
Speaker 3: nigga like ship like I officer, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: You just I'm just like a man, like we caught yo.
Speaker 4: And this could have been on like the fucking sick cop.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 3: This little girl shot my daughter's alia. She waits to
Speaker 3: beat and she's like, why are you guys acting like
Speaker 3: you just got married? I said, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Does this way?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: She fucked me up? I was like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I was like, hold on, what is it? What do
Speaker 2: you mean? Like, like, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? But like she understood, like Yo,
Speaker 4: mom and dad have sex? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Like do you think she got that from TV?
Speaker 3: Like it has to be like environment, Like I've watched
Speaker 3: some shit where it's's like, bro, like eighty percent of
Speaker 3: what your kids are gonna intake, you can't control it,
Speaker 3: so it's just like a fucking losing battle, bro. Like
Speaker 3: you could be like, yo, no screens, don't iPads whatever,
Speaker 3: But then when you put that restriction on them, they're
Speaker 3: gonna be.
Speaker 2: Like, YO, gonna find a way to yo.
Speaker 3: But fucking Johnny, you gotta fucking I had fucking little
Speaker 3: Jill up the black body.
Speaker 1: It's exploring and being like forcing themselves to look.
Speaker 3: For shit right right, because like, oh, y'all, you don't
Speaker 3: want to talk to me about this, but I'm let
Speaker 3: me Google.
Speaker 2: Say Siri, what's sixty nine? Y you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: Like serious, like sixty nine as a position that you
Speaker 4: received or and I'm like, what's the fun bro? Here,
Speaker 4: it's a video I found on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Think about how cool it was for us to have
Speaker 1: to find it through magazines, to be waiting.
Speaker 2: Come on when it would cut off, I'd be right
Speaker 2: in the middle of it.
Speaker 4: Come on, I listen.
Speaker 3: I'm older than you, so I remember when it was
Speaker 3: like the fucking picture to jerk off to and it's
Speaker 3: a picture of a pussy. I'm like, bro, I can
Speaker 3: go to the fucking bodego and look at Foxy magazine,
Speaker 3: black tail you know what I'm saying, and get my
Speaker 3: shirt off.
Speaker 2: But I'm over here. Shut the black tail.
Speaker 4: I'm over here doing this.
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 4: What a struggle?
Speaker 2: Now I look at it and I'm like, damn, bro
Speaker 2: like technology. What was the difference in the conversations between
Speaker 2: the boys and the girl.
Speaker 3: With myl it really wasn't no different. It was just
Speaker 3: like it was just adjusted for who they are, right,
Speaker 3: Like it's you know, like all my boys are interested
Speaker 3: in girls. Like they're like my youngest boys, like, yo,
Speaker 3: I have a girlfriend, you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 3: my tenure, my eleven year old about to be It's like, yo,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. I'm like, I know you're
Speaker 3: talking to It's like you play Fortnite with Shorty every
Speaker 3: single day, you know what I'm saying, your face tiping
Speaker 3: each other and shit like come on.
Speaker 4: And then my oldest one, he just be you. He'd
Speaker 4: be like, how is he thirteen?
Speaker 2: He's just like.
Speaker 3: I catch you on the phone like doing that ship
Speaker 3: like you know, so like like and I'm just like,
Speaker 3: you ain't talking to one of your boys, man, I
Speaker 3: could tell by the cadence, and like, how are you
Speaker 3: flowing with it?
Speaker 4: Like you're not talking to fucking Peter. You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Are you cool?
Speaker 6: Dad?
Speaker 1: Like? Because they're thirteen, so no one knows you. I
Speaker 1: guess if they're like that age, right, you're yet.
Speaker 4: So I'm are you.
Speaker 2: I'm fake. I'm cool, but not cool because I'm the
Speaker 2: kid me. I'm just Adrian's dad, who's cool, the practicing coach.
Speaker 4: I coach football, I coached baseball.
Speaker 1: I feel like a high school kid to be like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 1: your dad is right.
Speaker 4: So but that's so thirteen is I'm just thinking free teenage.
Speaker 4: He's about to go to.
Speaker 2: He's about to school next year.
Speaker 3: So so like junior high school, they're so they all
Speaker 3: practice on the same field. It's a huge fucking thing.
Speaker 3: So they practicing and they'll be like, yo, and then
Speaker 3: that their dads are running up to me and they
Speaker 3: know they know me. So then now the younger kids,
Speaker 3: it's like, who the fuck is that?
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, And they're like, and then
Speaker 4: everybody got a phone. Kid, Maryland, your coach, Yo, this
Speaker 4: is you. I'm like, yeah, that's me. You should have
Speaker 4: watched My Ship though, bro, cause you're eight, you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I always wonder when we have kids.
Speaker 4: I have a great movie.
Speaker 2: When you have a kid.
Speaker 1: Well, when I have a kid, I'm like, is one
Speaker 1: of their mom's gonna come up to me like I've
Speaker 1: learned so much from you back in the day. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, like I'm a forest.
Speaker 4: But that's the thing. It's like I let them know.
Speaker 4: I'm like, listen, I'm a comedian. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: Like this has really.
Speaker 1: Been appropriate, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I listen to I think I just cussed a lot,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, and use foul language, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: That's why I say to watch it. What advice would
Speaker 2: you get to a parent who's not sure how to
Speaker 2: have that conversation about the birds and peace?
Speaker 3: I mean, you got to really kind of take a
Speaker 3: kids temperature, you know what I mean. And you know,
Speaker 3: as a parent, if a kid can handle it or not,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, or if they're gonna be
Speaker 3: like and then like run out the room and go
Speaker 3: tell their friends some wild ship. But like I knew
Speaker 3: my kids, like I always talk to my kids like adults,
Speaker 3: like from the womb, you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 3: you know when you talk to the belly ship and
Speaker 3: then you know they come out and they can't talk
Speaker 3: to you, but you talk to them. And I always
Speaker 3: talk to them like this, like I'm talking to y'all.
Speaker 3: It's never it was never like do baby, baby, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. I feel like that's why they
Speaker 3: all are pretty smart, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And well spoken.
Speaker 2: Come on, do you remember your birds and bees talk?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I don't. I don't feel like millennials had.
Speaker 4: It was just like yo, you like, oh you fucking you.
Speaker 4: He's like, yo, use a condom, man, He's like, yo,
Speaker 4: if you fucking.
Speaker 1: But honestly, think you may have influenced a lot of
Speaker 1: my safe sex because you gave a perspective of like
Speaker 1: and I really like a lot of podcasts Now do
Speaker 1: It where dads will be honest. But you got a
Speaker 1: nigga when no kids and one with a bunch of
Speaker 1: kids and a family, and like you never made it
Speaker 1: seem like you're life is sterah. But you love your children,
Speaker 1: you love your wife. But there are moments where you
Speaker 1: talk about how hard it was as a joke and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is this is hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, nah, that shit is crazy, cause it's like
Speaker 3: I've heard y'all discourse, you know, the no kids kids
Speaker 3: you know, But like for me, it's like, Yo, it's
Speaker 3: a personal CHOICEE what I'm saying, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: bash you for You're like, yo, I don't want to
Speaker 3: have kids.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be There's a lot of people that
Speaker 4: when you say that ship, they're.
Speaker 2: Like, but why oh oh, oh, I get that. Somebody
Speaker 2: got get two seater car.
Speaker 3: You didn't ask me, but why you know what I'm saying, like,
Speaker 3: why did you get an AMGG team and you got
Speaker 3: four kids?
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 5: It's also crazy to it. Listen this, I'm not speaking
Speaker 5: for everyone. I'm speaking though, from my circle, my world,
Speaker 5: for everybody that has a child. Oh baby, all I
Speaker 5: get is, girl, don't have them. Like it's it's not
Speaker 5: like it's all. It's not endearing for like, people aren't
Speaker 5: pressuring me like my peers, like for my friends they
Speaker 5: have kids. I just posted a mean the other day
Speaker 5: and was like, boy, is it a great time to
Speaker 5: not have kids? And one with a one year old
Speaker 5: one that's currently pregnant hit me and was like, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 5: don't have.
Speaker 2: Damn well no, because well that's the thing. Being a
Speaker 2: mom is hard, So why do they spend money? Bitch?
Speaker 5: I'm about to be in the South of France, then bitch,
Speaker 5: just can't just book a trip to the South of France.
Speaker 5: That's what makes me want to be rich.
Speaker 2: You gotta get rich. My brain doesn't. I'm cute.
Speaker 1: I can't do things. All I think is get money.
Speaker 1: You know, you got to get more, like I'm going
Speaker 1: to can't too, bitch. And if I was pregnant nanny
Speaker 1: shout out, shout out to my homegirl. Sounds good, but
Speaker 1: then I'll be thinking, like I'm not she about to
Speaker 1: go to Cancun when she got two kids and her
Speaker 1: husband ten grand, just just some flights and a portion
Speaker 1: of the airbnb because it's a family trip.
Speaker 2: Ten grand that can't come.
Speaker 3: You gotta just kind of adjust your brain, man, because
Speaker 3: like I did this ship well, I was just like, like,
Speaker 3: I hate Apple pay Yo, I hate Apple Pay, I
Speaker 3: hate Time to Pay, I hate technology.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Because my kids have no idea what money is.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. They have no clue.
Speaker 4: They always they actually for twenty dollars like damn near
Speaker 4: every day.
Speaker 1: That's a really good example because kids are just.
Speaker 3: Bro Remember when you had to go give somebody fucking
Speaker 3: cash money for this and then get changed gas and
Speaker 3: you break a hundred, you get a hunt.
Speaker 2: Out of bill. You're like nig I used to I
Speaker 2: used to keep that hunted buck. I want to break
Speaker 2: that ship.
Speaker 4: You'll be thirsty and ship. You're like, she's two dollars.
Speaker 4: I got a hundred dollar bill, Man, I don't want
Speaker 4: ninety eight dollars. One hundred ninety eight, not one hundred.
Speaker 2: You count two dollars.
Speaker 4: These motherfucker kids boo yo.
Speaker 3: I went to fucking Dunkin Donuts the other day and
Speaker 3: this girl could have been couldn't have been older than
Speaker 3: ten years old.
Speaker 2: She was like nine eight years old.
Speaker 4: She walks in there, can I have a medium?
Speaker 3: Um listen, listen almond milk, And I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm like about to pay for this ship.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 4: She just pulls out the black amics.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here. Oh wow, you know
Speaker 1: that's what a lot of billionaires don't give their kids money.
Speaker 6: Like.
Speaker 1: I just have this conversation with my man about how
Speaker 1: passing ship down to your kids is almost like it's awful.
Speaker 2: No, all the celebrities now are like my kids, yeah, ship,
Speaker 2: they're not going in the wheel.
Speaker 1: Either. The thing I want is credit for my kids.
Speaker 1: I want to teach them that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's my thing. I was like, yeah, listen,
Speaker 3: y'all got to understand a lot of things about money.
Speaker 3: Number One, I'm the only one making it here, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, So like, y'all gotta relax because.
Speaker 2: This ship.
Speaker 3: Look, my thing is like I want to teach them
Speaker 3: the value of money, just not because like yo, I'm
Speaker 3: a I'm scared that I'm gonna be broke or I'm
Speaker 3: like nervous about it not making money.
Speaker 4: I know what my trajectory is. I know what the
Speaker 4: next three years.
Speaker 2: I think that's why you got them playing sports, Like y'all,
Speaker 2: let me say something.
Speaker 3: Course, now I'm trying to turn them five two nights
Speaker 3: over into cash money for me. You get a scholarship
Speaker 3: to play football at Forlida University and went there and
Speaker 3: graduating from there.
Speaker 5: And now they're paying the little college boys the mother billionaires.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna have kid meryo four in the back
Speaker 4: of your jersey.
Speaker 2: Fucking game quarterback sacks.
Speaker 4: Bro We're building the brand. Okay, you understand me.
Speaker 3: I was so mad when my neighborhood was like, we
Speaker 3: don't put the names on the back of the jersey
Speaker 3: because there's faous people here and they don't want their
Speaker 3: names out there. They don't what they can still is
Speaker 3: out there. I was like, bitch, you're housewives of Real Housewives,
Speaker 3: you fake famous.
Speaker 2: Don't would the celebrities to me? I love the house, Okay,
Speaker 2: I ain't gona. I went to the b Field.
Speaker 5: Wards and saw it was the j C Fight and
Speaker 5: saw all these celebrities. Uh, the grand Dom came walking
Speaker 5: up the goddamn I literally.
Speaker 1: Karen from I'm CLC.
Speaker 2: Bravo, Yeah, Karny.
Speaker 9: Hues from House Eddie Collin Gang Yo. Hello, what I'm
Speaker 9: saying hello period? What I'm saying, let's go for Bravo.
Speaker 2: Don't do that? Beat what girl?
Speaker 1: You gets not want to?
Speaker 2: So? No, d H wing. I am not v H
Speaker 2: one And that's what they do on house spots. They
Speaker 2: be reading bitches talent.
Speaker 1: No no.
Speaker 5: I watched the black ones and the only white one,
Speaker 5: the only white one your children to call, and I
Speaker 5: watched well, I do watch you by, and I watch
Speaker 5: Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills is good. Those are white ones they want
Speaker 2: because it's in my neighbor.
Speaker 4: So I watched that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, y'all a ghetto as funk. You're just white,
Speaker 3: extremely ghetto track, Like like, yo, pro.
Speaker 2: My husband, you push my husband in the pool. Pushed
Speaker 2: my husband in the pool. We did you fucking po Okay?
Speaker 2: But I can't be old Bravo. She want to put
Speaker 2: I can do that on.
Speaker 1: And then it's gonna turn.
Speaker 4: Be racist limited and the higgle bandy you can't save
Speaker 4: how dude? Not on my network?
Speaker 2: And you guys taught me mo what is it? Oh?
Speaker 4: The movie? Y?
Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to ask you if your
Speaker 1: kids wanted to go into podcasting, No, let's get me here. No, like,
Speaker 1: because that's what you did.
Speaker 2: How would you feel I'd be like.
Speaker 3: Bro, it's too saturated now, Doug. When I did this ship,
Speaker 3: it was like wild West. It was like, yo, you know,
Speaker 3: not everybody's doing this, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 3: like it's like saying, you know, I'm going to make
Speaker 3: it to the MLB or the NBA at the NFL.
Speaker 1: At this point when you were a teenager, what do
Speaker 1: you think he was gonna do?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What was going to be your I.
Speaker 3: Thought I was gonna be like a meteorologist. Because I
Speaker 3: was like, really, wow, the weather man. I know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, but yeah, because I like I like TV.
Speaker 2: You would have been lying to us because the government
Speaker 2: controls the West.
Speaker 4: I would have got that note and then I would
Speaker 4: have got killed. I wouldn't be here right now because
Speaker 4: I would have been you would.
Speaker 2: You would have been one of them boweing niggas. Them
Speaker 2: bowing niggas, niggas keep popping up dead, blowing the whistle,
Speaker 2: the whistle wrong. You might be a weather man in
Speaker 2: your old age, just for fun, for fun, because they.
Speaker 4: Be doing little corny jokes, and ship Jam.
Speaker 5: Was doing it for the channel that ain't here no
Speaker 5: more like Jim Jones he was doing he was the Webberman.
Speaker 2: He would do it like I could see you doing it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So like when I had good grades and science and
Speaker 3: math and sh like that, that was like a good
Speaker 3: test taker and a smart kid. But I have eight
Speaker 3: years d bro like it's crazy. My brain is like
Speaker 3: a pinball machine. Like right now I have thirty different
Speaker 3: things flying around my brain and I don't even know
Speaker 3: how to control.
Speaker 1: I remember the skits.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying yeah. So it's just like
Speaker 3: that's how I ended up saying, yo, there was a
Speaker 3: joke on Bley Digger boys. I was like the sticks
Speaker 3: out of my mind because it was one of those
Speaker 3: moments where I was just like be be be.
Speaker 2: Be be bean, there you go take that one. I know, baby, No,
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: It was is I think du were talking about glamping
Speaker 3: or something like that, and he's like, yeah, I was
Speaker 3: glamping with this girl. She was on a period and
Speaker 3: people were scared because there's.
Speaker 2: Bears, and I was like, they're not sharks, just smell blood.
Speaker 3: But I was like, yo, I guess they do ship.
Speaker 3: If you're telling me this story, I believe everything you're
Speaker 3: telling me, So go ahead with your story. Bear smell blood, okay,
Speaker 3: tell me get the rest of the story.
Speaker 2: Telling the story.
Speaker 4: And I'm just like I imagine.
Speaker 3: So I was like, yo, so the bear, why would
Speaker 3: the bear want to come because she was bleeding, like
Speaker 3: she's not a perod like the bear does a bear
Speaker 3: want to hit?
Speaker 1: Wrong?
Speaker 2: Like I'd saying, And I.
Speaker 3: Was just like but it was one of those ding
Speaker 3: ding ding ding ding ding. I was like, bro, this
Speaker 3: is not appropriate. You should not say this, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm saying, like, this is not not does the bear
Speaker 3: want wrong?
Speaker 4: But it just came out.
Speaker 2: You went straight to be reality with it.
Speaker 4: You feel me wow?
Speaker 2: Wow boy wow.
Speaker 5: Well then I do want to ask you, just because
Speaker 5: it's here, what if your children wanted to get into
Speaker 5: sex work?
Speaker 3: Like I mean, I like, I don't know. I feel
Speaker 3: like it's part of it. Part of me is just
Speaker 3: like yo, like progressive dad should be like yo, supportive
Speaker 3: and ship. But then there's like the old school dads.
Speaker 3: I was like, Bro, I don't want I don't want my.
Speaker 1: Kids doing sex. I don't want you because you're ostracized
Speaker 1: for life.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, think for life. It's it's
Speaker 2: the only reason why I say not for life.
Speaker 1: Is because just seeing ts Madison and who else?
Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, no, well, and uh what's damn?
Speaker 5: I hate that I can't remember name the kid. Because
Speaker 5: there's the white girl that we had on the podcast, Lisa.
Speaker 5: Lisaan is a girl. She she's literally been on ESPN. No,
Speaker 5: but then we just said we just had a black
Speaker 5: trans woman. What I'm saying is there is a possibility
Speaker 5: for you to be in sex work. Maybe finding yourself
Speaker 5: in excel. I don't think, but I don't think you're
Speaker 5: ostracized for life. There's a lot of people they go
Speaker 5: to sex life. No, if you have a degree, you
Speaker 5: could still go and have a regular job.
Speaker 4: If you blow up and it becomes you you're.
Speaker 5: A huge sex like if you're a huge star. Yes,
Speaker 5: if you are just on only fans or doing some
Speaker 5: ship money. That's why a lot of people are also
Speaker 5: still wearing the ski masks, are doing different angles and ship.
Speaker 2: I just think.
Speaker 1: It's really difficult. Bro. We've had trouble when dating with
Speaker 1: men judging right.
Speaker 2: You have to think about currently he's an awesome They're
Speaker 2: not like kids. B think about fucking.
Speaker 1: Every time Charlotte Mane do an iHeart conference, he got
Speaker 1: to talk about the difference between the come up affordable
Speaker 1: and call her daddy, which horrible has is senior.
Speaker 2: To like no, and we always do is talk.
Speaker 1: We're not even fucking on camera. I really believe like
Speaker 1: this is a long brow it's too much crawling, and
Speaker 1: I just feel like if you do something else in
Speaker 1: content creation, it'll work out better. But it's not like
Speaker 1: I would be judgmental of my children more than I
Speaker 1: just don't want them to do what the fuck I did.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like, it's just too much.
Speaker 4: Forge your own path, bro. You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 4: that's that's what it is to me.
Speaker 1: And the level that we did in Mandy is more
Speaker 1: on an entrepreneurial scale scale than others. Like it's it's
Speaker 1: very different. We're not just podcasters and only podcast bro.
Speaker 3: No, I get that.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm talking about sex work, and I'm thinking
Speaker 5: that's just a sex I just don't.
Speaker 2: Think they would be ostracized for life.
Speaker 3: I think it depends on also what you're talking about,
Speaker 3: because like what kind of sex work and how popular
Speaker 3: do you become?
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, I'm talking about taking it in all holds.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about you just posting your foot on
Speaker 2: your Like. I ain't talk about you got a foot page.
Speaker 2: You ain't talking about you selling your drug. You're saying
Speaker 2: That's what I'm like, Bro, No, you know, I'm talking
Speaker 2: about the article on my kid now back page, back page.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you the way the world is. By
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 4: It was crazy because I was with.
Speaker 3: You know, when you find out somebody is like freaky
Speaker 3: on and and and you like you.
Speaker 2: Wit freaky on the low and you're like, you wait,
Speaker 2: how'd you find out had this publicist right when you
Speaker 2: sent me? No?
Speaker 4: No, no, it was a dude, the older dude. So
Speaker 4: he's like, were walking through.
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 3: We were like some hotel in Pasadena, some ship were
Speaker 3: walking through and I made a back page yoke, Yo,
Speaker 3: damn all right, be back page bro like this this
Speaker 3: would I was about to bring a joint, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: He's just like, yeah, in town for two days. I
Speaker 4: was like what he was like, Yo, you're familiar.
Speaker 2: He was familiar. Crazy, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5: I used to like go on back page and it
Speaker 5: used to like make me horny just to read. Like
Speaker 5: I used to love reading just like kind of what
Speaker 5: people were looking for, them describing themselves.
Speaker 2: And I would literally like.
Speaker 4: Like, yo, copy that read this from me.
Speaker 2: Twenty six f gf E.
Speaker 4: What else wou like?
Speaker 2: But that's the that's you know what. You know?
Speaker 1: What's crazy now the news back page with being like
Speaker 1: on tour.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, it's not even on tour. They
Speaker 2: now change their Twitter names to the city they're in
Speaker 2: and the dates how long they're there for you like
Speaker 2: that's what they literally say. D c uh the sixteenth
Speaker 2: to the eighteenth.
Speaker 1: D M me, it is shameless, dog, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Even mad at that. Listen, yo, I teld this. I'll
Speaker 4: tell this a lot of man you know what I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying, who are like weird and like thirsty because, like
Speaker 3: I said up top at the top of the show,
Speaker 3: I feel like if you get if you die your hair,
Speaker 3: if you get a haircut, you do your shit different whatever.
Speaker 3: I feel like, oh this is a new shorty, but
Speaker 3: like I'm good, I'm locked in for you motherfuckers. I
Speaker 3: can't stay locked in. Don't go over here love bamba
Speaker 3: bitches and hating shorties up and being like doing all
Speaker 3: this other ship. Just pay for the pussy, bro, You
Speaker 3: pay for the place you're doing each other favorite man
Speaker 3: you do. She's doing you a favor because you're trying
Speaker 3: to just get another off, and you're doing her favorit
Speaker 3: because you're paying her her cell phone bill.
Speaker 2: And I do want to bring paying for the pussy
Speaker 2: is not a two for twenty. Is not taking a
Speaker 2: bitch out for spaghetti. The nigga think they paid for
Speaker 2: the pussy when they take a bitch out. No, no, No,
Speaker 2: I mean like literally likes money.
Speaker 3: Your hears you know what I mean? Like cash, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, in your hand, you know? Or cash.
Speaker 1: Would be so scared Like I've had sugar daddies, but
Speaker 1: if I got oh my god, I think maybe twice
Speaker 1: in my life I had cash hated me after second
Speaker 1: every time I was like.
Speaker 2: Are you a cut? It just made me feel so scared.
Speaker 2: I was scared.
Speaker 5: One time a nigga left me a check. When I
Speaker 5: tell you, I never went to the bank so fast
Speaker 5: because I thought that ship wasn't going It wasn't.
Speaker 4: Go clear cash.
Speaker 2: This is how, this is how old school. My pussy
Speaker 2: is a nigga that wrote me a check when I
Speaker 2: was traveling. Niggas had to wed and back in the day,
Speaker 2: thanks for the fun time memo. What was the memo, baby,
Speaker 2: I don't do There was no memo. There was no memo.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 2: That was not the memo.
Speaker 5: I will also say, though, when I looked at it,
Speaker 5: it was double what it was supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Double was agreed upon.
Speaker 1: So scared. When I was doing that, I felt like, so.
Speaker 3: Wow, the niggas cannot do that. My niggas can't do
Speaker 3: what I mean, Yes, they can can't do what write it?
Speaker 3: Get a check for the dick. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: they can.
Speaker 4: That's why I caught myself and said, obviously they can't.
Speaker 2: I A'm gonna hold you. I was my homegirls.
Speaker 5: I've been like I've been fucking sex workers lately, and uh,
Speaker 5: my friends like, oh my god, how do you get them?
Speaker 2: I said, ole, girl, Wait, I don't pay. I don't
Speaker 2: pay them though, Like even though they do sex work,
Speaker 2: just give him a good review.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what It's like the guy that comes
Speaker 3: to detail my car and.
Speaker 5: Subscribe to their only fans, right, So he's like, he's like, yo,
Speaker 5: if you don't, He's like, you don't got to pay
Speaker 5: me for the car wash if you just give me
Speaker 5: a shoutout on Instagram.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, say what, that's my favorite thing
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Say like I got a car rock shout out to
Speaker 1: Trevor's shot.
Speaker 2: He Hey, listen, big headers in the shop right now again?
Speaker 3: Rewrap Matt Black. You know what I'm saying, We put
Speaker 3: a new spoiler on that bitch. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: When you hit when you.
Speaker 4: Hear me on two weight like, is your boy?
Speaker 1: Since we're rapping and you in your voice right now,
Speaker 1: I would love it not see how much you can
Speaker 1: remember from.
Speaker 2: Listen because this is your boy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know, don't want.
Speaker 4: Shout the test move.
Speaker 3: This is actually an unreleased test move remix of that
Speaker 3: what yes that he did for me shot the test move.
Speaker 4: Love you my guy.
Speaker 2: Look, I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the Reddit thread. I want to see
Speaker 1: how many you could do.
Speaker 3: It's it's oh, I can do okay, all right, uh
Speaker 3: I see your boy the kid Marylyn. I'm saying, okay,
Speaker 3: the human do a k being smacked beyond bow a K.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I haven't done this. Why do you know? She asked me,
Speaker 2: She was like, does he do this on seven pm
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn? I said, no, that I got a couple.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I spring go in, but
Speaker 4: it's not like two minutes straight.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: Your most famous one is probably.
Speaker 3: Planting Supernova or Barmello's Anthony. Those two each stream on
Speaker 3: stev b. Maybe just because it was like Singalore, it
Speaker 3: was like crowded.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, is Mama.
Speaker 1: Sushi closed that I went for my first time and
Speaker 1: the ship wasn't there, And I literally was like, not
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 2: Not the one in Dykeman, can't be well rewatching. It
Speaker 2: was just too man. That is like, that is like
Speaker 2: one of those things that the city cannot take it away.
Speaker 2: We're gonna build a condo in central it was remodel.
Speaker 1: I was on the curve of hig live like dog.
Speaker 1: Why did I never make what she was doing?
Speaker 2: All the way up in Dykeman, bitch, I was talking
Speaker 2: to a school.
Speaker 13: Oh okay, you could have replaced school football player, like
Speaker 13: the energy that gave to a school.
Speaker 1: Talking to kids about being a podcaster. I really was
Speaker 1: in there many sort of God. I was like, y'all,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. Finish college one of
Speaker 1: the examples I'd be given. I'd be like, yo, I'm
Speaker 1: a college dropout. I'm a business owner too. I was like,
Speaker 1: but my Coast finish college. I was like, and there's
Speaker 1: certain degrees you can do that I'm unable to write.
Speaker 1: I had more corporate work experience. She had more schooling experience,
Speaker 1: and I see corporate. I was in the workforce longer
Speaker 1: than you. I'm just saying I'm not trying to share
Speaker 1: your nigga. I'm just saying, if you were in school
Speaker 1: longer than I was, so to me, there was like
Speaker 1: a larger difference in things you do in college things
Speaker 1: you do in school that how does it didn't take
Speaker 1: in I talk about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I think I see that difference between my
Speaker 3: wife and myself because she is very I think a
Speaker 3: lot of like very not tedious things.
Speaker 2: But like that's a that's like shady.
Speaker 3: But it's like school teaches you responsibility, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like response like Yo, I got to hit
Speaker 3: this dead lie and I gotta do this, I gotta
Speaker 3: hit this. I gotta teach you how to multitask, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, how to like you know, like
Speaker 3: a motherfucker right. So it's just like I got you
Speaker 3: know this is going on here, This's going on here, extracurriculus.
Speaker 2: I got sports.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're doing, seven different classes, they want.
Speaker 3: Seven different classes. I run the radio station, whatever you're doing.
Speaker 3: It teaches you how to do that. It's adulting. It's
Speaker 3: like junior adulting, you know what I mean. Like early
Speaker 3: it's like, Yo, you got responsibilities a little bigga. Here's
Speaker 3: how you handle them, you know. But the one thing
Speaker 3: that I hate about school and like just in general,
Speaker 3: is that they is the is the being on time
Speaker 3: ship where it's just like certain situations.
Speaker 4: No, no, look, I didn't even go hold you.
Speaker 3: This was this was this was like a constant, like
Speaker 3: a beef thing where it's just like, yo, if you're
Speaker 3: five minutes late, it doesn't matter. You're late, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Like a lot of people, it does.
Speaker 3: But it's like if you're a banker if you're late,
Speaker 3: fun out of here. If you're a teacher and you're late,
Speaker 3: fuck out of it. If you're working entertainment, bro, you're
Speaker 3: not the fucking sound guy. If your talent you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. What you want as a prod me
Speaker 3: talking this is producer Marrow talking to all you produces.
Speaker 3: A love producer is now to be comfortable fucking let
Speaker 3: him rock, bro.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I have motherfuckers give me
Speaker 4: writers for ship, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, but I'm not getting into this ship.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna say yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying, Yeah, that's gonna be here when you
Speaker 4: pull up.
Speaker 1: There's a slight thing with timeliness and success, and I
Speaker 1: using this example, I produced dramas Gangster grol Pod. We
Speaker 1: did eight episodes, bab Gez two Chains, Wayne Tyler, Farrell,
Speaker 1: I might be forgetting somebody.
Speaker 2: But and Wiz.
Speaker 1: The two most successful people today to me are Pharrell
Speaker 1: and Tyler. Out of that right, not saying these niggas
Speaker 1: ain't iconic, because they are Barell's team. We were in
Speaker 1: pairs hit me up two hours before televen be late.
Speaker 1: He was four minutes late now maybe six, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this was the late.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's late.
Speaker 1: He literally walked in and Louis Vatomas across the street
Speaker 1: because he was just in there making the thing for
Speaker 1: the show. So sorry, he was working on that digital whatever,
Speaker 1: and he apologized for being late, and I remember me
Speaker 1: and I love alex Is sitting there and I'm like, dog,
Speaker 1: this is so hard, Like I love that just by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So and then Tyler. Tyler was twelve minutes late and
Speaker 1: needed to get his nails done and he was mad funny.
Speaker 1: He was like, well I could do it on camera though,
Speaker 1: like he was not fucking around about the time, and
Speaker 1: it made me think to myself, this must be a
Speaker 1: testimony to their current success in the timeliness. Don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong, they were and you're right, the five minutes
Speaker 1: like don't matter because they were considered.
Speaker 2: Oh, I ain't gonna hold you, but I'm lately.
Speaker 3: But my thing is like, if you're late, give I
Speaker 3: give you time on the back You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: As if I'm talent and I pulled up here half
Speaker 3: an hour late, I'm gonna give you a half an
Speaker 3: hour past my my out.
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm saying. Or more, when I'm on therapy,
Speaker 2: I have a one hour therapy session. We do it virtually.
Speaker 5: Oh bitch, if she gets on a twelve o two,
Speaker 5: I let her know. You know this is going to
Speaker 5: one or two? Right, Like, you gonna give me the
Speaker 5: time on the back end.
Speaker 1: And should be you not gonna rush me, Like I
Speaker 1: don't like me. You're trying to tell me.
Speaker 2: But she was like like, because that's like, all right,
Speaker 2: fuck you, I'll tell you who's the lates later.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But no, I do think the timeliness I agree, and
Speaker 1: I don't like I've seen certain sticklers in this production
Speaker 1: space now, and I'd be like, bro, like you can't
Speaker 1: have attitude. And then when they come in when like,
Speaker 1: these motherfuckers are one hundred times busier than you and
Speaker 1: they're also fitting things into their fucking schedule. Also the
Speaker 1: timeliness of people that are like I did something with
Speaker 1: Sue Bird recently, who was on a press tour.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: She was down to the three minute mark, like looking
Speaker 1: at me like, can you let me know when the
Speaker 1: cars outside? Because this is how much I'm might have
Speaker 1: motherfuckers be on go. And I really appreciate when talent
Speaker 1: can fucking be on time and on time to me,
Speaker 1: it's actually a fifteen minute even talent.
Speaker 5: If you my friend, my mama, my uncle, my sister,
Speaker 5: my brother, well whoever, anybody in my motherfucking life like,
Speaker 5: and I will say I appreciate you for cause, nigga,
Speaker 5: I beat you to yes that.
Speaker 2: Then he was like, I'm sorry, man, you're trying to
Speaker 2: think this this motherfucker is this car?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you niggas want to do shit in Brooklyn, man.
Speaker 2: Goddamnit, niggas don't do that. I live in Jersey. Listen
Speaker 2: and do fuck jip.
Speaker 1: You getting you getting you were shared in so long
Speaker 1: that you made me have the idea that like I
Speaker 1: was from family means Jersey.
Speaker 3: Family is moving to Jersey, because it does. Because to
Speaker 3: buy a house in New York you have to be
Speaker 3: a fucking oligard. Literally, bro you gotta be like, can't I.
Speaker 2: Have the money now to purchase I'm not buying a
Speaker 2: shoe box for a million.
Speaker 1: Ship was a million, and I'm like, I'm in a
Speaker 1: nice one bedrooms.
Speaker 2: I'm not buying a one bedroom for a million.
Speaker 3: I was looking and I was like, I'm never I
Speaker 3: was one of them. I'm never never leaven New York.
Speaker 2: Fuck out of here. Your niggas is crazy.
Speaker 4: The Brox is my life. I ain't never going.
Speaker 3: And then I started looking at the houses and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, Ship, you niggas want eight hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty thousand for a house up the street that is
Speaker 3: an active crackhouse right now, across street from the projects.
Speaker 4: That niggas is crazy. There's two bedrooms, real dumb, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. I'm I'm not then bedrooms.
Speaker 2: In this apartment right now?
Speaker 1: Y'all want do you know how for anyone that doesn't
Speaker 1: live in the grasshop front, Like serious, this conversation.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm moving dating at l girl. See, y'all
Speaker 2: can't I need to be in serg see. I know
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be up here recording with y'all. Bitch.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna eat only when I come to New York.
Speaker 5: I won't be in motherfucking Atlantis, but I'm gonna eat
Speaker 5: when I come here. I'm gonna eat break the funching dinner.
Speaker 2: At all the Michelin Star restaurants of Magic City Wings. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm literally gonna be a cheetah once a week because
Speaker 2: I love cheating. Cheating, mean you too. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: pussy and food that's gonna be my little I went
Speaker 2: in there and then it is sex see with the bottles.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is ridiculous, this is yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what I realized.
Speaker 3: I was like, Yo, you're a old nigga man because
Speaker 3: you can't. I don't want to eat somewhere where I
Speaker 3: gotta order.
Speaker 2: My food like this. Can ill got the lost in
Speaker 2: magazeees form ninety dollars. Please gotta go nowhere loud, Please
Speaker 2: bring me no portion out. Why y'all play this David Ghetto?
Speaker 12: Is that the Togett Oh my god, what the fuck
Speaker 12: Vegas party dinner, Nigga, I'm not on no Molly Bro, get.
Speaker 2: Me out of here.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 10: Exactly Miami show about this ship because she end did
Speaker 10: this ship before and I was like, listen, you want
Speaker 10: you're gonna want to eat now because you're not gonna
Speaker 10: want to after period.
Speaker 12: She's like She's like wow, Wow, She's like is this
Speaker 12: gonna work if I you know, And I was just like,
Speaker 12: listen now now she wanted to do drugs, stop you
Speaker 12: like no told me about.
Speaker 3: I was just like, listen, if I love, if you
Speaker 3: eat them one of the stomach, they're gonna hit way
Speaker 3: faster and way more.
Speaker 2: You know, Like Molly, you need you need expert, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying because I'm just like you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I'm like, listen like again like I was, or I was,
Speaker 4: you know, the crazy guy of the duo.
Speaker 2: Anymore, Hey, you're not the crazy him and you be
Speaker 2: real Calm, Well you're kind of with me, but he's
Speaker 2: the commone because no super so Calm is like a
Speaker 2: huge That's why he's bar mellows in toy Bro.
Speaker 3: He's like a humans bar Bro. He is this mad, cool,
Speaker 3: calm all the time. And I'm like, I guess you
Speaker 3: know that comes with like, yo, you're taking a las
Speaker 3: shot Nigga for the championship.
Speaker 4: Every time.
Speaker 1: She gave me a crazy guy and that ship that
Speaker 1: I watched with you and Will and Martin though but
Speaker 1: not enough, I.
Speaker 14: Don't know, because organized crazy guy, the crazy guy with
Speaker 14: iPad crazy, you know what I'm saying. So I could
Speaker 14: drive it, and that's what that's what I really want
Speaker 14: to show.
Speaker 3: Motherfucker's post. You know what I'm saying, that you can.
Speaker 3: It's like, motherfucker, I'm not just gonna jump up here
Speaker 3: and be loud and and and ha ha ha, Like
Speaker 3: I could drive the car to you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I could.
Speaker 3: I could set up the shot, motherfucker. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. I could do all that show you want
Speaker 3: to check the camera sittings. I can do that ship
Speaker 3: for you saying. I could write the one sheet, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: We could do the pitch deck. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: all that ship.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: Falling into a role as a duo though I think
Speaker 1: it's totally okay. You know it is if one person
Speaker 1: likes the whole, like Mandy likes to intro our show
Speaker 1: more right, like.
Speaker 2: We both even though we ain't get to do that today.
Speaker 5: YouTube like Mandy so mad, they're not on this outline
Speaker 5: phone like how am I gonna?
Speaker 2: I'm over here like trying to figure out you could
Speaker 2: do a social episode today.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, because I think my.
Speaker 2: Problem already over.
Speaker 1: But my problem may be my favorites are improv shows,
Speaker 1: and I think that actually is probably the difference. So
Speaker 1: when I make an outline, I know what we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about, but I am looking at it. But and
Speaker 1: we split that word. But our style is different on
Speaker 1: how we talk about topics, and I think if you're
Speaker 1: a fan of improv shows, your brain starts to emulate that.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Mandy likes a more structured
Speaker 1: pod and it's interesting because it really shows with our show,
Speaker 1: and I think the same with you. But you were
Speaker 1: definitely more structured in a way that I hadn't seen before.
Speaker 5: And I'm structured but chaotics, So I guess we already
Speaker 5: know we twins. Come on, So I'm the Jamaican plants
Speaker 5: and you the Dominican.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, all right.
Speaker 1: What more can you remember before we sign out? Dude,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's such a famous one that you
Speaker 1: just screamed that you used to scream out. Oh man,
Speaker 1: smoking smoking smoking is a hint, okay.
Speaker 2: Not bitchmaking you whiz.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the trips, bro? I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, when I do my ks like when I
Speaker 5: first started doing them, but it was because the audience
Speaker 5: was giving me them I did. We finally started talking
Speaker 5: about me pegging, so I'm out here Peggan, So I
Speaker 5: got Pegged the Stallion Peggan Markle.
Speaker 2: They gave me a really good one and then and
Speaker 2: then I got and then I got my uh Veneers.
Speaker 5: Then I got Queen Latifa, then I got my cat.
Speaker 5: They called me Mandy Baskins.
Speaker 2: Like the audience to be giving me these crazy as
Speaker 2: it is, so I'll be rolling off, roll off, roll
Speaker 2: them off, And I'm like, and that bitch, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I like my.
Speaker 3: Love, keep on with that ship, because that's how you
Speaker 3: know that they're really engaged in.
Speaker 2: They really like that.
Speaker 3: Because yeah, you were saying before, and y'all were saying before, like, yo,
Speaker 3: would you want your kids to podcast? And I was like, no,
Speaker 3: because the market is saturated. Y'all are lucky because y'all
Speaker 3: have an audience and a crowd that really fucks beyond,
Speaker 3: Like I just enjoyed a.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, not only beyond, they stopped my mom
Speaker 5: has been stopped at a gas station like that.
Speaker 3: Some people will say, like, Yo, that ship is parasocial,
Speaker 3: that shit is weird. But at the same time, it's like,
Speaker 3: I don't call the fans. I don't call y'all fans.
Speaker 4: I call your supporters. You know what I'm saying, Because
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Because that might be wearing.
Speaker 4: He came up with, that's love, yo, I love that.
Speaker 1: So that's why I stopped listening to podcasts even at
Speaker 1: in production. And a lot of people think it's weird
Speaker 1: that I say that. Of course I listened for a
Speaker 1: moment or maybe for whatever it is, but I can't
Speaker 1: listen to a podcast continually. I started to say things
Speaker 1: unknowingly keynote.
Speaker 3: Hive, like there was so many I even Pino think of,
Speaker 3: Like what other weird term you can think of from
Speaker 3: from that ship?
Speaker 4: Like Pino, what the pu? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: But she was talking about Gregio.
Speaker 1: I think I did the Mikey crackhead voice one that
Speaker 1: used to come on. It was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: am I doing? I mean, you don't do it on
Speaker 1: purpose because this podcast is a part of my life.
Speaker 1: So in my life I'm talking and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you start copying nigga.
Speaker 2: Well people people think copy, but also it's just like know.
Speaker 2: But also when you're around someone like I know Joe
Speaker 2: was not listening to the to the podcast when we
Speaker 2: were on his network. I say, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold you. I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: I just say, nigga.
Speaker 5: He started saying it on his pot, but it was
Speaker 5: because I was I was just around him and Niggas
Speaker 5: was writing under the comments.
Speaker 2: I am saying Mandy's I ain't gonna hold you. I
Speaker 2: ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 5: And it's like, I don't think that Nigga took I
Speaker 5: ain't gonna hold you for me, Like a lot of
Speaker 5: people say that, like that's the thing. Like so it's
Speaker 5: it's environment, it's people. I mean, I guess if you
Speaker 5: say something specifically, but there's certain things.
Speaker 2: Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And the thing is too it's just like, Yo, be
Speaker 3: proud of your work. You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 3: be proud of your work. If y'all go on see
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, to do a fucking a buddy movie.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, doing a book and your
Speaker 3: book is a camp Hey.
Speaker 1: They said Merrill's text was all in cats. I'm like, well, no,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Are you doing it all the time? The whole text,
Speaker 2: all the cash and you see it? Yeah, but I'd
Speaker 2: be like, damn you.
Speaker 4: And that's the ship.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Yo, this is how I'm gonna At first,
Speaker 3: it was like, yo, this is how I'm really really separate,
Speaker 3: Like who super fucks with me? And who's just like
Speaker 3: all right, this guy's kind of funny, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Because I'm like I want to find out
Speaker 3: who really really really.
Speaker 2: Fucks with me?
Speaker 3: And also I'm a graffiti writer, so like I always
Speaker 3: want to write everything in like a fucking you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, Like, and I'm just like, I can't
Speaker 3: a keyboard be like I wrote it.
Speaker 2: The book come from graffiti.
Speaker 1: I'm just so happy.
Speaker 2: Wait, they said they painted at the studio. Is my
Speaker 2: name off?
Speaker 1: The wall.
Speaker 4: No no, no, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he writes, He writes, like the people's names
Speaker 2: who come to.
Speaker 3: The studio on the wall, like so from that culture.
Speaker 3: It's like, yo, you want to make your ship stand out,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, and be like yo, here
Speaker 3: like look at my shir you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: on this wall with twenty niggas on it, here's my ship.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for motherfucking joining us. God damn
Speaker 2: extra loan podcast.
Speaker 4: I'm circus. You know what I'm saying. I get the
Speaker 4: you'll get the extra that is.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. Let everyone know where they can listen
Speaker 2: to you, tune into you and support you.
Speaker 3: Hey, support me because you're not a fan.
Speaker 2: If you support you, just you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: just support it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Fuck with me and I fuck with you.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Check out Victory Light at Victory like you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Some people in Brooklyn of course, of course,
Speaker 3: of course you know what I'm saying. Sem Brooklyn on
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Speaker 3: t H and not t h A, not d A
Speaker 3: t h A j I d M.
Speaker 2: You are all. They was just sure you was gonna
Speaker 2: make it ghetto. It will be in the capch and y'all.
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Speaker 2: We have Baby Reindeer, we have Ashley Madison. What else
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Speaker 5: We are here for another cinema and somehow we started
Speaker 5: talking about dead niggas we wish we could have fucked
Speaker 5: if we were old enough at the time to fuck them,
Speaker 5: And of course Tupac started that conversation.
Speaker 2: I am joined for this episode with two ladies. If
Speaker 2: you are not familiar with them, you should be, God
Speaker 2: damn it.
Speaker 5: I'll start with the one who was most recently on
Speaker 5: Horrible Decisions, We are embarrassed from the Rory and Maul
Speaker 5: podcast producer Exhordinaire also the only woman in the room.
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, when yomie's my books, when Yomi okay, but
Speaker 11: yo me, don't be on the microphone, yeomy, don't be anywhere,
Speaker 11: y'aly just be Snapstapy'll.
Speaker 2: Be gone gone okay.
Speaker 5: And we have another woman who is also normally the
Speaker 5: only woman in the room. We have Rosie from the
Speaker 5: Say Last podcast. We has a low How do we
Speaker 5: do this?
Speaker 2: I don't know how y'all do it?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: First of all, Mandy, you can be the only woman
Speaker 2: in the room in certain rooms. Yeah, do I prefer
Speaker 2: to know? Also being on like all these male platforms,
Speaker 2: Hopefully they love y'all more than they do me. The
Speaker 2: nickas can't stand my loud, obnoxious, opinionated at These motherfuckers
Speaker 2: hate me, so they'd be like, y'all got Nandy here.
Speaker 2: You don't think you could ever do like a show
Speaker 2: with a dude with some dudes, I mean I could.
Speaker 2: I love doing stuff with the Sante. I don't know
Speaker 2: if that counts. You know what's crazy? The more that
Speaker 2: I pod and I do all this different content.
Speaker 5: I Nah, I hate men more and more each day,
Speaker 5: and I think I wanted to start that off before
Speaker 5: we get to the Icebreakers. By the way, y'all, this
Speaker 5: is a cinema on Ashley Madison. If you are unfamiliar,
Speaker 5: this is not a spoiler alert because Ashley Madison was
Speaker 5: a dating app that is still around. There is a
Speaker 5: three part docu series on Netflix, so if you don't
Speaker 5: want spoiler alerts, you can stop this ship right the
Speaker 5: fuck now, go check out the three episodes and get
Speaker 5: right back. But before we get there, I wanted to
Speaker 5: open Flora to letting the audience though, because we're going
Speaker 5: to be talking about so many relationship dynamics because of
Speaker 5: Ashley Madison. I wanted the audience to know present day,
Speaker 5: you're asl now you're all because look, we're talking in
Speaker 5: twenty ten terms, so age, we're not gonna do type.
Speaker 2: Of ship kiss me all, so age, let's see sexual
Speaker 2: orientation and current relationship status, not location because we're all
Speaker 2: in New York, so age sexuality and current relationship status.
Speaker 11: Okay, thirty a fresh thirty though, like not an age thirty,
Speaker 11: Like I'm you know, I'm basically twenty nine. Sexual orientation
Speaker 11: is bisexual. Current relationship status I am single and God
Speaker 11: apparently wants me to stay that way.
Speaker 2: I think, okay, so you're not dating? Do you have
Speaker 2: a boo? Are you in the situationship phase? You're not
Speaker 2: doing anything? I have literally nothing, she said, I have
Speaker 2: nothing on It's like like when she drugs, she probably
Speaker 2: call her friends nothing like can you who are you drunk?
Speaker 3: Texan?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 11: Look, I've been sending Rory music ideas, bro, like, I
Speaker 11: get this bad out here.
Speaker 2: It's bad, it is no.
Speaker 11: So this is what I do to like come back
Speaker 11: like my loneliness.
Speaker 5: I go live on TikTok Ooh, I wonder if that's
Speaker 5: why I be live on Instagram so much like, let
Speaker 5: me just talk to the people I talk to that
Speaker 5: I need followers, I'll get live on TikTok okay.
Speaker 2: So, so Rosie age, sexual orientation and current relationship status
Speaker 2: age thirties. That's all y'all need to know. I identify
Speaker 2: as twenty six apparently, but y'all she late thirties. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm mid Can we cause about a minutely?
Speaker 2: I'm actually mid thirties. There's only one age for men.
Speaker 2: We round it up. You felt you guys. Actually, you
Speaker 2: know what, I don't give a fuck cause fuck y'all,
Speaker 2: y'all gonna get there too. Whatever I'm not, I'm not
Speaker 2: saying it. What was the next one? Sexual orientation? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm straight. I had a girlfriend one, so you're very straight.
Speaker 2: For like two weeks and two years ago, it was cool, okay,
Speaker 2: and then she made me realize how straight I was,
Speaker 2: how straight you were, and then your current relationship status
Speaker 2: single this fuck and it's gonna stay that way. I might,
Speaker 2: I might try to sell it. The seat thing out,
Speaker 2: I think you should break now, I should. I just
Speaker 2: went through and have been going through. I'm not repeating patterns.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get into that. Maybe we'll see. So for me,
Speaker 2: I've been and I love updating the patrons on I
Speaker 2: am having the best like sex dating. Yeah. Why she
Speaker 2: fle