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Speaker 1: For what would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning Show. What is this Monday, November? Yes,

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Speaker 1: in case you need to know what to day, That's

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Speaker 1: what I gave it to you. Around the penis shaped

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Speaker 1: table is a Gandhi, and there's Dave Brody, and there's

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Speaker 1: Garrett the Tip, and there's here's Sketty what's up? And

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Speaker 1: there's Danielle. Sit down and straight, Nate, Why don't you

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Speaker 1: sit down? You're making me nerv because there's stuff on

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Speaker 1: the chair behind me. Is using that as a closet.

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Speaker 1: My purchase from yesterday? What is it's? Um? It's the

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Speaker 1: Sea Witch. I bought it from the Disney store. It

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Speaker 1: was on sale for twelve dollars. You paid for that?

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Speaker 1: How's yeh? I paid for that alright? The stuff. She's

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Speaker 1: a fan of the sea like the villains. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do with that thing. I'm gonna put on my desk

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Speaker 1: matter what does it matter to you? But she buys

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Speaker 1: such a frivolous item twelve dollars, it's what she wanted.

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Speaker 1: Your desk is full of stuff that you never use

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Speaker 1: anything does that bother you? This is I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm watching Nate in his home with his girlfriend yelling

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Speaker 1: at her. It is always pick and bitch at people

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Speaker 1: like spilling over. We went to bed, bath, and Beyond

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Speaker 1: yesterday not well because she wanted to buy these Christmas

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Speaker 1: pillows that said cuddle weather on them, but it was

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Speaker 1: written in this cursive that you couldn't even read. It

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Speaker 1: was like codal weather. And I'm like, I'm not, I'm

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Speaker 1: not buying these things. This is a total waste of money.

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Speaker 1: And then we got an argument in the middle of

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Speaker 1: consider my Sea, which beyond what my mother does, the

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Speaker 1: same thing. She buys these crazy trinkets, towels, things that

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Speaker 1: collect dust. I'm like, you don't need another snow glow

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Speaker 1: that out again. Why do people start bitching at other

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Speaker 1: people about what they're doing and how they live their life.

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Speaker 1: Leave it a little smartly my money. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: spend money on its. She makes a bigger for our house.

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Speaker 1: She said, we're gonna buy it together, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want a pillow. Just don't use the pillow when it's

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Speaker 1: when it's at your house my room. What's up? Don't

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Speaker 1: buy the pillow? Don't buy a ring, it just gets worse.

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Speaker 1: I had a coffee table shop two weeks ago. I

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Speaker 1: didn't pick it out. I don't like it. I'm no choice.

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Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate to say that when it's

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Speaker 1: not like this in my house. Here's what he has

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Speaker 1: better taste when it comes to decorating that I I

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Speaker 1: kind of lost that jean somewhere along the way. And

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Speaker 1: normally when I buy something, it doesn't fit, it's too big,

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Speaker 1: and we have to return it. And so it's like,

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Speaker 1: just let me do it, and you ship all your

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Speaker 1: items here to work and then bring him home. You're right,

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Speaker 1: I do do that. Alex used to yell at me

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Speaker 1: because I bought shoes and I'm gonna have to hide

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Speaker 1: shoes and hide clothes. And it got to the point

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Speaker 1: where one day I just said, you know what, f you,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy what I want. It's my money, you

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Speaker 1: know me that you know. And so one day he said,

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Speaker 1: after I let him have it, He's like, I give up,

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Speaker 1: And so he has been cool about it ever since. Then.

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Speaker 1: It's like, stop getting but hurt over things I do.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, let me be me. Would get so irritated

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Speaker 1: if My boyfriend was like, you can't buy that. What

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Speaker 1: are you doing? What's going on? I'd be like, get

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Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah, well when the when the money

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Speaker 1: is yeah, when the money is combined, it's different. I think.

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Speaker 1: I think larger items that you want to purchase, you

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Speaker 1: probably should say hey, oh no, I would no. I

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Speaker 1: would never go buy a piece of art or a car.

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Speaker 1: My husband did buy a car on eBay. eBay. Well,

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Speaker 1: he bought one of those those little ones. What the

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Speaker 1: hell have they? The Mini Cooper? And he goes, hey, honey,

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Speaker 1: I got something, and I'm like a dog, like, what

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Speaker 1: the hell did you get to drive? You know, I've

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Speaker 1: been wanting a Mini Cooper? And then he goes here

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Speaker 1: it is. I'm like what wait? Is it like a

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Speaker 1: drivable cars on eBay? I think it was eBay something

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Speaker 1: like isn't it wrapped? Two? Yeah, he got it wrapped.

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Speaker 1: It's got it for his business, and it was fine

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Speaker 1: with me. I said, no problem. So he can put

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Speaker 1: it under the business umbrella. Yeah, he does that with

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Speaker 1: everything at least. But wait a minute, Danielle. For your business,

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Speaker 1: you have to make public appearances and you have to

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Speaker 1: look good, so you need new shoes I did for

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Speaker 1: your business, this Chanel purse. Do you know how can

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Speaker 1: I show up with it? Just any bag? I need

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Speaker 1: my events with this. People expect you to show up

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Speaker 1: at Chanel. It did not go well and told me, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm with Gandhi. Though, once you start saying, oh you,

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Speaker 1: why are you buying that way? And now it's over.

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Speaker 1: I am my independent me and you are your independent.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely I would take it back if we, like Daniel said,

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Speaker 1: we're sharing finances and there was a financial issue. But

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Speaker 1: if I'm making my own money and taking care of myself,

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Speaker 1: you can't come in and tell me what to do.

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Speaker 1: Then in our house, if I get me a car,

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Speaker 1: I have to get him a car. So I got

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Speaker 1: to be understanding. It's double, it's double the price. It

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Speaker 1: goes beyond the finances though. If you're sharing, if you're

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Speaker 1: sharing a living space, the you're sharing, then you have

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Speaker 1: to look at that. You know, I'm saying, not that

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Speaker 1: the car, but like like the coffee table that showed up,

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Speaker 1: or these decorative pillows. It's like, Okay, my my house

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Speaker 1: is your house and your house is my house, and

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Speaker 1: I gotta stare at this every day. There's got to

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Speaker 1: be some kind of talk before we do something drastic

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Speaker 1: to Brodie is about to explode. Boy Alex has some scam.

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Speaker 1: He tells you can't buy You can't buy a car

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Speaker 1: for yourself. So he gets his own car for complaining.

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Speaker 1: You can't put him. You gotta put him in the corner.

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Speaker 1: He said, I'd buy the car. You don't get a car.

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Speaker 1: He's like, are you why did you get a car? Oh,

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Speaker 1: here's your car, Alex. You're ruining it for all of us.

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Speaker 1: Want him? If I got him by a TV, I

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Speaker 1: gotta buy jewelry from my wife to bounce it out.

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Speaker 1: Why are you yelling at me? Because you're ruining, not ruining,

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Speaker 1: you live your life. You and your ugly coffee table

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Speaker 1: go away. She got a coffee table. I didn't get anything.

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Speaker 1: See this is why everyone just a car, live alone alone.

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Speaker 1: You're not married to me. I wouldn't marry you if

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Speaker 1: I knew what I was getting a car out of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, that's all You're such a romantic A nice

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Speaker 1: call anyway, So this really goes back to my My

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Speaker 1: original point is it was Nate yelling at Danielle because

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Speaker 1: she bought a stuffed thing, an animal whatever. Why does

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Speaker 1: you know? I think it's just the memory of yesterday

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Speaker 1: and the damn pom people. You have people walking down

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Speaker 1: your own life. You ever go into the store things

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Speaker 1: that store's chunk, it's junker. I don't need a clock

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Speaker 1: that has things coming out. Parents, but you're a parent,

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Speaker 1: sometimes you do like that stuff because they put the

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Speaker 1: kids picked you, because you remember much you paid for

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Speaker 1: that thing. Okay, here's another example, scary getting mad at

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Speaker 1: a store called things remember leave them alone. There are

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Speaker 1: people who do like it. Why does it bother you?

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Speaker 1: It's not keeping you up at night. I'm just confused

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Speaker 1: you need to know? But that's my point, it's none

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Speaker 1: of your business. Let them. Let them live their lives.

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Speaker 1: Get your story about how everybody's stories and everybody's broke

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Speaker 1: this is coming from the guy who has been sow

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Speaker 1: much on a turkey at Williams Sonoma everything, but that

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Speaker 1: is going into my stomach that way. I don't don't

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Speaker 1: we all get mad people from buying stars for people.

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Speaker 1: I don't get mad at it. It's just like if

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Speaker 1: at anyone buying anything except like for aside from that,

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Speaker 1: do you Why can't why can't we just let people

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Speaker 1: here in the freezing cold getting free chicken sandwiches because

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Speaker 1: the food tastes great. I mean there's not there's not.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's chicken. It's fried chitch fried chicken. I

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Speaker 1: like fried chicken. What it's the cutest kid ever. I

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to pay for it. It's free. Understand what's good?

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Speaker 1: Who wants to pay for But if that kid named

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Speaker 1: if that kid named a hissing cockroach, you have to

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Speaker 1: me at the zoo, I would yell at him. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I don't know. It's just like, leave people alone,

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Speaker 1: let them do their own thing, you know what. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Gandhi says that and lives that life because she's just relaxed.

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Speaker 1: I live that life because I'm just old. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: older and I'm getting mad about some things, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not mad about it. I think you just hit it

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Speaker 1: on the head. It's because you're getting older. That's partly

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Speaker 1: why I look at a frivolous purchase like Ursula the

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Speaker 1: Sea Witch, and I look at that, I'm like, what

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Speaker 1: are you going to use that? It's some of your

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Speaker 1: It's none of your business. That's my point. I like

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Speaker 1: all things Disney, and I love the villains I have.

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Speaker 1: They stuffed uh Maleficent in the back and she was long,

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Speaker 1: why why isn't getting old? Are you should be getting older?

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Speaker 1: Disney's for all? A just shut your malice. Daniel had

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Speaker 1: me up to the point where she said Maleficent felt lonely.

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Speaker 1: She had me up into it. You're not helping yourself,

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Speaker 1: you know what, guys, Let me be me watching No,

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Speaker 1: not at all calmed down? Do you see what your

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Speaker 1: people with kindness? I don't know, hobody get a little

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Speaker 1: joy watching how happy she is holding that little ursul

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Speaker 1: Hap you be you okay? Doesn't take much, guys, we've

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Speaker 1: gone almost ten minutes just bitching and moaning about people.

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Speaker 1: Bitching and moaning. Blitting with someone seems terrible, I put

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Speaker 1: So we went and got like a twelve pack of

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Speaker 1: soda and I put it in my fridge and you

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Speaker 1: know how, there's that little divot in the middle of it.

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Speaker 1: So I just pulled it right there to open it

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Speaker 1: so you could grab it. My boyfriend started yelling at me, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe you just did that. That is not

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Speaker 1: where you open it. I was like, hey, are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me right now? First of all, in my apartment,

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Speaker 1: I'm open it, however I want. Second of all, it

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Speaker 1: was it that serious? He's screaming, that's why everyone should

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Speaker 1: live alone. Well, no, I think we should just get along.

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Speaker 1: I think you should just learn how to open a

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Speaker 1: box and put it in there. Why do you have

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Speaker 1: that boxing? There you go again, Here you go again. Hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: let her have a fucking box in the refs right,

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Speaker 1: because once you take three three cans out, it still

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Speaker 1: takes it. It doesn't matter to you. You don't live there,

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Speaker 1: you don't drink. Its fucking business clutter ten sex to

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Speaker 1: take those kids out of the bar? Are you yelling?

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Speaker 1: And here's old it's all quarter like a keeps figuring. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: everyone's talking at the same time. Why why can't she

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Speaker 1: just have the box? What do you do? Why are

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Speaker 1: you mad? Gary has fourteen radios in his kitchen? Who

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Speaker 1: is he talking about the antiques? That's my profession, showcasing

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Speaker 1: trick radio radios from different decades. Okay, so that's that

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Speaker 1: has a purpose and shut them in the way. Why

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Speaker 1: are you yelling at Gandhi for having her sodas in

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Speaker 1: a box in the refrigerator? Who cares? There's so many

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Speaker 1: things you should be mad about. That's not one of them.

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Speaker 1: Because there's a reason. Scary cares, Nate cares, and Brandon

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Speaker 1: cares greatly. They care about this stupid box. No, because

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Speaker 1: there's two reasons. What's how you want? Because the box

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Speaker 1: takes up a lot of space, but not in your refrigerator.

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Speaker 1: I don't care because it takes Brandon might want to

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Speaker 1: put his leftovers in there, and you see that box

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Speaker 1: in there, you guys, I can't put my bleftovers there

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Speaker 1: because there's a box of soda. And then the other

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Speaker 1: thing when the box is empty, you don't remove the

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Speaker 1: box sometimes, so you think you have soda in there,

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Speaker 1: and then you reach into the box for a soda

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Speaker 1: and there's no Mary calmed out, Mary Mary. I think

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Speaker 1: Brandon's worried she's gonna be a terrible mother. There are people,

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Speaker 1: there are people out there walking through life looking for

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Speaker 1: reasons to be mad so they can explode, and they

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Speaker 1: can yell at people for having sodas in a box

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Speaker 1: in the refrigerator, for buying a stuffed animal from Disney. Right,

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Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with you. You just you

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Speaker 1: just want to pull your pass down and crap all

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Speaker 1: over everyone. I got mad at a text messager the

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Speaker 1: other day because he said he didn't get into your

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Speaker 1: book signing and spent thirty three dollars and he's out

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Speaker 1: the money. So I texted back, called Barns and Noble,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll give you refund, and they wrote back

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Speaker 1: that it's fine, they're wasting thirty three dollars. It's killing me,

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Speaker 1: killing me. You know what I'm getting from this that

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Speaker 1: the straight white males in the room are just angry

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Speaker 1: and they need to get laid. The straight white men

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Speaker 1: in this room are just it's our privilege to be

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Speaker 1: What was the last what was the last thing that

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Speaker 1: you bought from Claire's Accessories that he still used to

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Speaker 1: this day. Walked into the store and like that, Oh

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Speaker 1: my Christmas antlers and all that stuff that I buy

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Speaker 1: every Christmas, the jingle bells and everything. I've used them

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Speaker 1: every how, Danielle, thank you also and Danielle will coastline hoops,

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Speaker 1: packs of Hoopie. Yes. Danielle voted Spencer's gifts about my

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Speaker 1: penis sweater, skeletons, chicken white penis. It's it's a woven

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Speaker 1: it's it's like you know, it's shaped like a penis.

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Speaker 1: It's and you put it over your penis and you're

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Speaker 1: under I thought it was like a penis shaped sweater

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Speaker 1: you put off your head. No, no, it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: like that. It's your crocheted sweater for your penis. People

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Speaker 1: are using those as Christmas tree toppers. Now, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I sent it to your husband what I sent him? Hey,

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Speaker 1: maybe a new Christmas tree topper. You want to hear

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Speaker 1: about the penis art and talk about this question. You're

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Speaker 1: not Jewish? So was your penus sweater tonic? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I try to bring you guys to my house in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: The courier and the wall unit have just i'd the

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Speaker 1: glass just junk upon junk of things that don't make

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Speaker 1: sense together, and figurines and all this crap. My mother,

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Speaker 1: my mother, make your mom hat. It's your mom's leave

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Speaker 1: her alone. When your mom goes. Guess who's got to

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Speaker 1: clean all that crap out? You know, you know your

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Speaker 1: mom says, she said, if you'd get married, she get

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Speaker 1: rid of that crap. Guess what are you keep in

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Speaker 1: the crap? Elvis was about to tell us something about

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Speaker 1: penis arts. It's it's too late because our fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: I want to hear. But we have a work of

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Speaker 1: art on the way to our house and it's penises.

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Speaker 1: It's desk, is it the bone or Lisa? You're good?

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Speaker 1: You you yeah, Alex? He said, yeah, there's an artist

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Speaker 1: in Australia. I commissioned him to do this penis art

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Speaker 1: for us. Are you sword fighting with Alice? What swordfighting? No,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get out of the fifteen minute morning show.

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