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Speaker 1: them in like little bags in my room. How much

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Speaker 1: hair do you have? Yeah, in your room, there's there's

422
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Speaker 1: quite a few bags. There's quite a few bags. Okay,

423
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 1: could you make a wig out of it? Um? I'm

424
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Speaker 1: getting there. I'm close, but I don't know if I

425
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Speaker 1: can make a full on wig. Yeah you said I'm

426
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Speaker 1: getting there? Was I mean that what you're doing or

427
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Speaker 1: even gonna make a wig out of all the hair

428
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Speaker 1: that you've taken from people whose hair that you've cut? No, No,

429
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Speaker 1: I mean like that's not my number one goal. But

430
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Speaker 1: have you just like taking the hair to remember cutting

431
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Speaker 1: their hair? Right? Exactly right? Yeah, let's getting it's getting

432
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Speaker 1: well weird? Well you talk really for me, it's the opposite.

433
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Speaker 1: Now I'm comfortable with it. Oh you are? Yeah, Now,

434
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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, makes sense. You know, it's just the

435
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: guy's job. He likes to take us home his work

436
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Speaker 1: home with him. My cavil say no, but like it's

437
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Speaker 1: you know, it's it's not that creepy, like you know,

438
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Speaker 1: if you're a returning customer, I don't I don't take

439
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 1: their hair out, like you know, I'll let that hair

440
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 1: you know, it's a dustin and got it right. So

441
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take like a trophy of hair from first

442
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Speaker 1: time customers, not people that have been going fun. Oh

443
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Speaker 1: that makes it totally fine. It's all good then, dude, Yeah,

444
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: that's not even a secret. Why are you giving that

445
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Speaker 1: a sac Why didn't you say that? Come on, all right,

446
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Speaker 1: missus Newboody, thank you for telling us your dor, your

447
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Speaker 1: little secret. No problem. Hey, I can't promote the name

448
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Speaker 1: of your business on the air, But what do you

449
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Speaker 1: work at us alone? Or something I do? Which one?

450
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 1: Um it's called barber shop? Okay, cool? All right, well,

451
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: thank you appreciate your talents. A secret, no problem? Yeah, definitely,

452
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: no where not to go now then Jebel Show on Demand.

453
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

454
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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news report the news

455
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Speaker 1: for Wednesday, May the fourth be with you, oh lordyour

456
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two Star Wars day. I'm Jubal Fresh and

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Speaker 1: is that a wiener on your forearm? Or you just

458
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Speaker 1: waiting to have surgery? More on that story in just

459
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Speaker 1: a second, But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex

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Speaker 1: Fresh one expecting baby's daddy has been accused of sending

461
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Speaker 1: a girl a DM Are you serious? Is any one

462
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: surprise I have? Who? And all that coming right up?

463
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm English Evan and monkey see monkey do monkey cut

464
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,199
Speaker 1: his scream time two? More on that coming up in

465
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Speaker 1: my story. How hard you have to work on that?

466
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm Christian Graystone. Just because your vehicle doesn't have four

467
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 1: doors doesn't mean you can drink and drive, y'all? Or

468
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Speaker 1: coming up on that mus story that's coming up in

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Speaker 1: my story. Okay, more of those in just a few

470
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Speaker 1: minutes before you first start of the day. In the

471
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Speaker 1: i Ndidiant News Network wheredios aren't just in the news.

472
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: They report the news, talk about awkward. A guy in

473
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Speaker 1: England had to live with all right, put this so

474
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Speaker 1: you can say it on the radio, A male part

475
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: of his body growing off of his forearm for six

476
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Speaker 1: years because of that schedule. Again, Yes, a forty seven

477
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: year old guy in England developed an unfortunate infection in

478
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Speaker 1: the nacho. Yeah, it's the taint. It got so bad though,

479
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: that his manhood fell off, which which always sucks when

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Speaker 1: that happens. Apparently, so you imagine the moment it fell

481
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: off and he looked at it and was like just

482
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Speaker 1: land on the floor light. But this guy in England

483
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: had it fall off, which is weird, always awkward. But luckily,

484
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: thanks to modern science, doctors came up with a plan

485
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: to grow him a new one. So they did it

486
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: on his forearm, on his forearm. I guess that was

487
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: the skin that worked the best. Was how do you

488
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Speaker 1: regrow it? I have no idea, but all I know

489
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Speaker 1: is it was on his forearm for six years because

490
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Speaker 1: there was scheduling mix up, staffing issues. Then COVID hit

491
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Speaker 1: and he couldn't get it off his forearm because is

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Speaker 1: it How big is it? Well? I don't know. If

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Speaker 1: it kept growing, it's probably huge. Good for him. His

494
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: first six years he had walked around with that hanging

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Speaker 1: off of his forearm because of scheduling issues, stabbing issues,

496
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Speaker 1: and then the pandemic. Well, good news, doctors finally were

497
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 1: able to take it off his forearm and put it

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Speaker 1: back on him where it belongs. He's probably sending picks

499
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: to everybody. Do you imagine having that on your forearm?

500
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: Though I wouldn't leave the house, I would stir my

501
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: coffee with it for fun. I wonder, like what, I

502
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: just have so many questions. Can we interview this guy?

503
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: Where is he? He's in England. We'll see if we

504
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: can find it big. This is the i n N

505
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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network. Radios aren't just in the news

506
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 1: for the next story of the day. Let's send it

507
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: on over to Alex Fresh, who won't stop Google imaging

508
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: pictures of things on guy's forearms. Oh, I'm done now

509
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: because I have to talk about my story. I'm kind

510
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: of boards one now. So Zach Rocky, though, is an

511
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Speaker 1: expecting father with Rihanna Brianna, and he's accused of dma

512
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Speaker 1: a British mother for roughly four months. No no, no,

513
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: and then didn't even get it anyways because she said no.

514
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. I also hear that, like Prago, sex is great.

515
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: Not my experience, but maybe that's just my experience. In

516
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: the news the news for next story of the day,

517
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: Let's send it on over to English Oman, who was

518
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: on location in Chicago with a four hundred and fifteen

519
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Speaker 1: pounds sixteen year old gorilla at the Lincoln Park Zoo

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00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: and he has unfortunately become totally obsessed with smartphones. Zoo

521
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: keepers had to put up a rope to keep visitors

522
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Speaker 1: away from the glass because every time he sees a phone,

523
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: he just stares at it until they leave. What They're

524
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: trying to cut down his screen time? How old is

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00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: the ape? He's sixteen. Yeah, no, it makes sense absolutely,

526
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: News Networks in the news. For the next story of

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00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: the day, let's send it on over to Christian Gray Snow,

528
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: who is on location in the atm Yes, where a

529
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: company called Pedal Pub Atlanta was driving. This is those

530
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: like bikes, you know, like the bars that. Yes, So

531
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,479
Speaker 1: there were fifteen people on one recently and um, they

532
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: got into a really bad accident and they flipped and

533
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: like ten people were like like really severely injured. But

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00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: what comes out of it is, though, is the employee

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00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: who was driving them around got charged with a DUI really, yes,

536
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 1: but I guess because it was driving all the people

537
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: and it was such an intense situation. So It's kind

538
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: of leading to bigger conversations. You know, in these cities

539
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 1: that have these companies like this, like you see them

540
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: a lot in Nashville and party cities. Things like that

541
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: is what's going to happen in the future if there

542
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: are accidents, like who is responsible? Is it? Surprises doesn't

543
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: happen more often with those little pedal around bar things.

544
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Speaker 1: The last thing I want to do when drinking is

545
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: manual labor of physical activity. I know, those pedal around

546
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: on a bike bar thingies terrible. Seeing one of those

547
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: things pull up to a hotel or something that I'm saying,

548
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: nobody looks like they've enjoyed themselves. That's tired. It's so true.

549
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: I just want to go nap. Is then the Idiot

550
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: News Network where adias aren't just in the news soon

551
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: in tomorrow the same time for another hard hitting report

552
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: from the I n N. Remember you can follow the

553
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: show on social media at the Jewel Show, follow all

554
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that treas,

555
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, and I'm at Christian

556
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Speaker 1: Grace Now and your phone preank happens every single hour

557
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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Your next one is coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes a day US News News, It's

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, the Jewbil Show on demand, It's another

560
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Speaker 1: Jewil phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,

561
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: it's Tracy available. Yeah sushi, Hi, Tracy, This is Alexis.

562
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm calling from Senior Companions following up on your inquiry

563
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: to volunteer with our elders at living facility. Oh. Hi, Hi,

564
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: how are you. I'm doing well. Thank you very much

565
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: for wanting to volunteer. No, of course, of course. Is

566
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: this a good time for you to maybe chat with

567
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,959
Speaker 1: a couple of them? Oh yeah, that works, okay, perfect,

568
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: And then if you guys have like a good conversation,

569
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: you can come in and meet them in person and

570
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: then we'll just go from there. Oh okay, all right.

571
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: So I'm going to transfer you to Frank. He is

572
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: eighty two years young. Oh great, all right, Yeah, I

573
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,239
Speaker 1: can't wait to talk to him. Okay, sounds good. One

574
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: moment Yallo. Hello, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi. Can you hear me?

575
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: It's Frank. Yeah, thank This is Tracy. I'm actually going

576
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Speaker 1: to be one of the volunteers and hopefully I'll be

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Speaker 1: working with you. What say to me? My name is

578
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:48,479
Speaker 1: Tracy and I'm a volunteer. Hopefully we'll be seeing each other.

579
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: You will not fondle my rear. Oh no, No, that's

580
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 1: not what I'm saying at all. Why does she think

581
00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: she's doing to do? I'm speaking to a woman who

582
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: said she wants to fondle my rear. Excuse me, what

583
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: do you want my husband? She wanted to fondle my rear. No,

584
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm so ma'am. I'm a volunteer. Your name is Tracy, Tracy.

585
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm tired of these hussy's coming in here and thing

586
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: and Nagan just fingering my husband. Oh I'm not a potato.

587
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: I'm not I will not on her. Okay, I'm so

588
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: sorry to bother you. Um, Senior companions, this is Alexas.

589
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: How can I help Alexe? This is Tracy. Um. I

590
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: don't know what happened with the phone call with Frank Um.

591
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: I thought it was a volunteer and he I think

592
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: he just misheard me, and he thought it was saying

593
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: that I was going to, you know, play with his

594
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: career end and oh, I just and his wife got

595
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: really and I'm so sorry. Oh I got you no worries.

596
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: I mean, we have a ton of elders here, so

597
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: I can just transfer you to someone else. He's single,

598
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: so if you want someone who's single, he's definitely single.

599
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: So let me just transfer you over. His name is George. Okay,

600
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: oh oh okay if that's not what he meant, but okay, Hello, Hi,

601
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: my name is Tracy. Hello, my name is My name

602
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: is George. How are you doing today? Doing fantastic? Single

603
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: and ready to mingle? Yes? Oh okay, what George, that's

604
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: not actually why I'm calling today. Are you older than

605
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Speaker 1: twenty five? Yes, George, Yes, I'm older than twenty five.

606
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: I told the service no more prostitutes over twenty five.

607
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: Call back when you're twenty two and a three BA please, yeah, George?

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00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: Could you believe it? They called me our friend? Didn't

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Speaker 1: do something to my high I ain't at ransferred call

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00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: from George's room or George is on the phone, I

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00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: think George and hello Hello George? Yes, Hello, Yes, this

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00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: is Tracy, Tracy. Hello, it's that hard. Wanted to play

613
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: with you. You're last a year? Why are you going

614
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: to hit me? Don't no, stop, I don't want to

615
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: touch you. I don't want to tech you get off

616
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: my phone, you pervert. Don't you ever call back? No,

617
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: it isn't to nightmare? Hey Tracy, how did you go? Alexa? So,

618
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening right now. Honestly, they're just

619
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: accusing me of a whole lot of stuff that I

620
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: didn't even say. And George, George thinks I'm a prostitute.

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested in volunteering for Frank or his wife

622
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: or George not at all. Well that's convenient, convenient? Wow,

623
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Speaker 1: Like why would it be convenient? Because this is actually

624
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Speaker 1: ox fresh from the Jewel Show, and this is Jewel

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00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show, and this is English happen from

626
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, And we're doing a phone prank on you. Yeah,

627
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: you just got franked and get off. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. First day follow up, your

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Speaker 1: first day call up. And Tie is on the phone.

630
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Speaker 1: He went out with a woman named Charlie and it's

631
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: been two weeks, he says, and he's trying to get

632
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: ahold of her four times with no response. And let's

633
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: see if we can help Tie figure out why he's

634
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: getting ghosted and see if we can get him another

635
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,439
Speaker 1: date unless you don't want to tie, would you still

636
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: like to do that? Yeah? Yeah, man, I want to

637
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 1: know what's up and I'd love to see her again.

638
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: All right, So you said that her name is Charlie.

639
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 1: Where'd you guys meet? You know, we met on Tender

640
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: of course, what did you guys do for your date? Well,

641
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: so when we were, you know, chatting on Tender and

642
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: the kind of you know, get to know each other

643
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, both talked about how we love steak

644
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: and you know, these days, I kind of find that rare.

645
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: A lot of people are trying like vegetarian and stuff. Yeah,

646
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 1: and so he was like, I'm a I'm a carnivore,

647
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm a mediator. We love steaks. So I said, oh,

648
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: that's great. So we I decided don't want to take

649
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: her to the park and go on a picnic, and

650
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: I'd actually barbecue some steak out in Mark, you know,

651
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: like a public grill. And yeah, I was hoping to

652
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: kind of, you know, impress her because I'm actually really

653
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: good at barbecue and steak and cooking and outside on

654
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: drill and uh, you know, I thought this was like

655
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: a really romantic first stay, A cool idea and I

656
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: guess it just didn't work. I don't know. Maybe that's

657
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: the problem. Maybe she's not calling you back because she

658
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: didn't like the steak. Well, was she vegetarian? No? No, no, no.

659
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,439
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I think she was being honest because

660
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: she ate it. But I think the stakes were perfect.

661
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: I mean even commented while we were there. She said,

662
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 1: you know, oh, this is like one of the best

663
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: steakes that she'd ever had. Oh yeah, yeah, and look

664
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: I brought Look, I'm telling you, I thought this all out.

665
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 1: I brought candles, I bought like nice dishes. I made

666
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: it like it was a fancy restaurant, you know, set

667
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: up a little kind of like dining area for us.

668
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: And it was, you know, kind of a perfect evening,

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Speaker 1: I guess, except that one like stupid bee stupid talking

670
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: about buzzing around. Oh okay. I was like, are you

671
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: talking about you? You're talking about a person? Are you

672
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: talking about a person or like an animal? Insect? This

673
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: so an animal? I'm I'm talking about the insect. So okay.

674
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: So I got stung by a bee while we were

675
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Speaker 1: eating out, and yeah, and I you, I didn't take

676
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: it very well. You didn't take it well, are you allergic? No, No,

677
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm not allergic, thankfully. I mean, imagine if she had

678
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: like flam an epi pen into my neck or something

679
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: like that. What do you mean that you didn't take

680
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: it well though, well, okay, all right, a guy might

681
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: as was, you know, be honest here, I kind of

682
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: reacted a little. I think he's in the middle of

683
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: talking and telling me about herself and rapping like that

684
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: nice first date conversation, and then I feel this pain

685
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: shoot up the side of my body, you know, And

686
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: at first I think it was so intense that I think, oh,

687
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: my god, did a tendon snap in my neck? Or

688
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 1: am I having a stroke, Like I don't know what's

689
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: going on. And okay, so she's talking and she's telling

690
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: me about like her I think she was talking about

691
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: like your family at that moment, which is really nice.

692
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm getting to know her. And then bam,

693
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: I just yell out mother and then oh my god,

694
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: r in the middle of her talking. Okay, Oh no, yeah,

695
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, I just yelled my I just yelled that out.

696
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: And I've been dung by this bee in my neck

697
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: and it looked seriously it hurt like it hurt a lot.

698
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: She thinks you're a big baby. Yeah, that look I

699
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: kind of think that's what it is. She said. The

700
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: steak was great. We had a great conversation until I

701
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: yelled mother right in her face, and I do so like.

702
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,959
Speaker 1: We walked back to the car, we had a nice hug.

703
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,479
Speaker 1: I said right to her, Hey, we should go out again.

704
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: She seemed like she agreed. And then that's it. She's

705
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: just been ghosting me. Ben, Then I haven't learn anything

706
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: from her, and like, I really want a second stance.

707
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: Email all right, well we'll see if we can do

708
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: it for You'll play a song come back, and then

709
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: call her and then get her on the phone and

710
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: find out why she's not calling you back. Hopefully she

711
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: didn't start dating that bee. All right, come on, we'll

712
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: call her next. Stung twice by the same bee, Well,

713
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 1: I guess you both have been stung once then anyway,

714
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: all right, play a song, come back, and then call

715
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: her and get your first day follow up. Next. It's

716
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: a jewel show your first day follow up if you're

717
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: just joining us. Tie is on the phone and Tie

718
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: had a near death experience on his first date. It

719
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: was crazy. He almost died on his first date. If

720
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: you missed the first part, he met a woman named

721
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: Charlie on Tinder. They went to the park to barbecue

722
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 1: steaks because they both bonded over their love of meats,

723
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: and he promised her he could barbecue her the best

724
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: stake of her life, and he thinks he did a

725
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: good job. The only reason that he thinks he's not

726
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: getting a call back, though, is because he got stung

727
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: by a bee and that almost killed him. Yea, at

728
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: least he acted like it almost killed him. Apparently, she

729
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: was right in the middle of talking he got stung

730
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: by a bee. He yelled an obscenity right in her face,

731
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: and then got up and paced around and started crying

732
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: a little bit because of this beasting. And he thinks

733
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: maybe he looked like too much of a baby, and

734
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: that's why Charlie isn't calling him back. All right, ty,

735
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yeah? Definitely. And I still think you

736
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: guys are underestimating how large this was. All right, Well,

737
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now, see if

738
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: we can get her on the phone and find out

739
00:39:44,080 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. Here we go, Hello, Hi, man,

740
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: I speak to Charlie please who This is Jewel from

741
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: a radio show called The Jewel Show, And I'm Alex

742
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. I mean

743
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: we Chevan from a radio show. Cool the Jewel Show

744
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: and oh man, oh okay, yeah, what do you guys want? Hey? So, um,

745
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: do you have you listened to the show before? I yeah,

746
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: I have? Okay, yeah, I have? Good? Sure, all right,

747
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: Well we do a segment on the show called the

748
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: First Date follow Up. That's where if you go out

749
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,760
Speaker 1: with someone and ended up ghosting them, they can email

750
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out

751
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: what happened. And we got an email about you from Tie.

752
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: Oh boy. Yeah okay, So you went on a date

753
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: with Tai and he said that you guys went to

754
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: the park and he barbecued steak for you and he

755
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: even set up the table and like it was a nice,

756
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: fancy restaurant in the park. And then he got stung

757
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: by a bee and cried like a baby. Is that

758
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: why you're not calling him back? Um? Yeah, that that

759
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: all happened. Um we were at the park and um

760
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: it was a yummy steak and then true, very true,

761
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:25,240
Speaker 1: he got stung by that bee, and y'all you should

762
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: have seen it. It was like that beast thing ricked

763
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: his whole life. It was just it was insane. I

764
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: was just sitting there and we were talking and all

765
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he's swearing in my face. And I thought,

766
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, is this guy is he just gonna

767
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: like go into shock or something? Do I was I

768
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: supposed to bring an EpiPen. I didn't even know I

769
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: was supposed to have, like, and I was sitting there, like,

770
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: do I have to take him to the hospital because

771
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: he's allergic or something like that, But he just had

772
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: a big ouchie. I mean, he was fine. He wasn't paying,

773
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: but he was fine. Yeah. Well he told you know

774
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: when we talked to him about the day, and he

775
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: swears it was a bigger bee than a normal bee.

776
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: And that's why it hurts so much. So it wasn't

777
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: a beasting. That's not why you go, That's not why

778
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: you're ghosting. No, no, And I listen, you guys. You

779
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: guys are Papa. I know who you are. And so

780
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: I already know he's listening, and you're gonna bring him on.

781
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: And just a second, and so I'll just tell him.

782
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: Guess what. Um, No, I'm not calling you back, tie,

783
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: because you are basic af and I am not a basic. Wow,

784
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: that's why? What why he made a steak that's not

785
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: basic at all? In a park? Basic? I made you steak?

786
00:42:54,840 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: Come on, I know, what's what's basic about steak? I mean, yeah,

787
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: you made a steak, But I'm not calling you back

788
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: because I just I just don't do basic. I'm sorry.

789
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: What basic? I don't even know what that means. It's basic.

790
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 1: It means that you wanted to impress me with how

791
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: you can cook steak, and then you made yours well done,

792
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: and then you drenched it in ketchup. Whoa, that's how

793
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: I like my steak. All right, wait that part out.

794
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: But you're really not calling him back because of how

795
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 1: he orders the steak? I mean yeah, well, I mean

796
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: it's not just the steaks guy, I mean, and so

797
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: y'all know, I mean, it goes so much deeper. Well,

798
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? I've put ketch up on my steak.

799
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: It's what I like on my steak. It tastes good.

800
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: Yum yum? All right, what that mean? Not yum yum? No? No,

801
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: I know it is not yum yum at all. It's

802
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 1: not just a steak tie, it goes deeper than that.

803
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: I mean, you put a catch up on your steak? Tie,

804
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: why would you even sting feature on my level? Go

805
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 1: find some basic Mike's catch up on her well done steak.

806
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm way out of your league. Wow? Okay, yeah, tell

807
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 1: tie how you really feel. I guess huh, all because

808
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: of catchup on a steak. I mean, come on, you're carrot. Okay, Well,

809
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: then I'll ask the question. I guess. I think now

810
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: sounds like the appropriate time. Charlie, would you like to

811
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: go out with Hi on another date? We'll pay for it? Nope? No,

812
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:55,240
Speaker 1: well sorry, the Jewels show on demand, jebils dirty little Secret? Hi, Hi, Hey,

813
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? Good? You have a dirty

814
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: little secret? I do? Um? Okay, so it's really messed up,

815
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: we like messed up. Yeah, okay. So in high school,

816
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: ninth grade, I had a friend too oh sorry, okay,

817
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 1: go ahead, sorry. She had to talk with a machine

818
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,479
Speaker 1: um because she couldn't talk, okay, And we were really

819
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: good friends up until like tenth grade. And I asked her,

820
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: like why she had to talk with that machine? Yea,

821
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: and she said that in preschool, some girl was chasing

822
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: her with sitors and nipped her tongue. Oh dang, wow.

823
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: And I asked her, like if she knew who that

824
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: girl was, and she said no, but she would totally

825
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: like beat her up if she ever found her. And

826
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 1: I didn't tell her that was me. What wait? What preschool?

827
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: You're kidding me? Who did that? What did you know?

828
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: Did you know before she told you that story? No,

829
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 1: I had no idea how it happened, Like I just

830
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: never asked until like the next year. But we how

831
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: did you put two and two together? Like, well, so

832
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: we It's a very small town, and I doubt what

833
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: that happened to two people? Did you remember? And you

834
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: remember being a little kid and doing that to somebody? Right, yeah,

835
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 1: I'm not really huge thing like it was. It was

836
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: totally an accident. Yeah, I didn't mean to do it,

837
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: but like my parents got sued over it. Wow, dan

838
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: happened And then you became friends with her in high school.

839
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: She had no idea. You also had no idea, and

840
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: then you find out that, holy crap, that's the person

841
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: I did that too, And wow, we're actually still friends today.

842
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: Does she know and I never told her, So, okay,

843
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: did your parents? Yeah, that was my next question. My

844
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: mom know those that we're friends, and she has advised

845
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: me not to tell her. Yeah, how much did your

846
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: parents a super vendetta against the girl who did it? Dang?

847
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: So you know that your friend, your friend has a

848
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: vendetta against you from when you were kids? Like, yeah,

849
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: but she doesn't know it's you and you guys are

850
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: friends and it's not that you haven't will you guys

851
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: are homies. But she has literally been looking for you

852
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: her entire life. Yes, wow, and that's how much did

853
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: you get sued for it? So my parents were sued

854
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: for one hundred thousand dollars. Oh my gosh, it actually

855
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: caused their divorce? Oh okay, my goodness. Wow. Yeah. Do

856
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: you ever get like overwhelmed and feel so guilty that

857
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: you might want to tell this woman that you chopped

858
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 1: at time? Have I have at her? Like I said,

859
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: I was in her wedding. I felt so bad the

860
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: night before that, like she was thanking me for being

861
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: such a good friend, and I just like we were

862
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: drunk and I almost told her, But I really don't

863
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: want to get beat up. I mean, I mean, yeah, yeah,

864
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: I think at this point I probably wouldn't tell her,

865
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 1: but that is a crazy story. I would hold Joe

866
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: tongue if I were you. Oh god, oh my god.

867
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: I was waiting for somebody to do it at some point. Well,

868
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your drial little secret. That

869
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 1: might be the most interesting one I think we've had

870
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: on the show so far. Yeah, every Honestly, that is

871
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:42,479
Speaker 1: a crazy story. It's definitely my biggest keep secret. Yeah, well,

872
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: thank you for calling up and telling us your dri

873
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: little secret. Thank you, thank you. The Jewel Show on demand,

874
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand. Holy crap, I think they

875
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: figured out how to do time travel. Well, it's the

876
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. I'm being serious. Scientists just came out and

877
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: said that they figured out a way that they can

878
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: may make people travel back in time. Tell you how.

879
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: In just a second, I would go back in time

880
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: and learn music, and then I would sing the song

881
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: that was playing when I lost my virginity. So I'd

882
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: be losing my virginity while listening to my own song.

883
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: That was amazing, Right, I didn't even have a song

884
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 1: playing when I lost my virginity. I was watching monsters, inc.

885
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: What isn't you weren't. No, you weren't monsters Inc. English,

886
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: even if you didn't know he lost his virginity a

887
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: couple hours ago, a couple of days ago. And literally,

888
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm not that long ago to work. Way too old

889
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: to be watching Monsters Inc. Anyway, way too old to

890
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: be watching Monsters Inc. Way too old to be losing

891
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: is virginity. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff, a lot

892
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: of way too old is going on the whole situation.

893
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: Producer Bennett jumping in English. Even why did you wait

894
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: so long? I held out to my v card for

895
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,359
Speaker 1: so long, and that's my biggest regret. I was saving

896
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: mom for marriage. But then I realized I just had

897
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 1: to be home because you were saving it for marriage.

898
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: He wasn't. He just was saving it for some weird reason.

899
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: I was saving it because no one would do it. See,

900
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: that wasn't my I promise we're gonna get into the

901
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: time travel things. Scientists think they figured out how to

902
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: do time travel. But then we got sidetracked with Evan

903
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: telling us that he was watching Monsters Ink when he

904
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: lost his virginity. Digital producer Christian jumping in here. And

905
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: I've been putting out since I was seventeen, and I

906
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 1: would still go back into an earlier with a fifteen

907
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 1: year old older woman. Wow, fifteen year old older woman

908
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 1: in the back of my friend's Buick Regal first night

909
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: I met her. The song that was playing because I

910
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: was about music. The song that was playing when I

911
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: lost my virginity in the Buick Regal to that fifteen

912
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: year old when I was thirteen, was this song We're here,

913
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: we Gonna find It? Oh, here we go guy? Yeah, okay, yeah,

914
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: except it was my first time, so it was basically this.

915
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: And then I was done, and I was like, I

916
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: don't know what just happened. I felt funny, though that

917
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: was no. I don't remember what I was listening to.

918
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: I don't even remember if anything was on period. All

919
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: I remember is I was an apartment and it was

920
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: right in front of the fire on a futon. Lovely.

921
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: Don't think I've seen a lot of romantic comedies that

922
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: are on a futon and from a fireplace. As far

923
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,720
Speaker 1: as the song goes, I don't even know who cares

924
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 1: at that point, a futon from a fireplace. There was

925
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: no music playing whenever I lost mine, But I had

926
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: taken a trip to go to a concert, and I

927
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: had lied to my mom, who I hope I was

928
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: not listening to this because I was seventeen. I told

929
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: her I was going to this concert with my friends,

930
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,760
Speaker 1: but really I was meeting up there with my internet boyfriend.

931
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: Fourteen of the Crown Plaza in Clayton, Missouri. I'll never

932
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: forget um. It was an incredibly painful explience. Listen. I

933
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: walked in that room and came out a different man.

934
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: It was for David Arks a lot of concert. Please

935
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: don't tell me that David Archiletta, the guy that you

936
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: were in town to see, is the song that was

937
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: playing in the background when you lost it. Of course

938
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: he is. We were listening to his debut single, Crash.

939
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: Wait this song. This is the song kid, Hold on listen.

940
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: I don't like this song You Lost Your Virgin exactly.

941
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: Is there a problem with this? I don't. I'm just confused, Like,

942
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: what tempo do you go with? Oh yeah, it's like

943
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: not fast enough for fast and it's not slow enough

944
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: for slow. It's like a weird middle ground that was playing.

945
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: I promise we're gonna get to talking about the time

946
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: travel thing. Scientistic I figured out how to do time

947
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,919
Speaker 1: travel but for some reason talking about what was playing

948
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: when people I was a virginity right now, producer Bennet

949
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: jumping in My first time had a bunch of celebrities

950
00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: and this song was playing. What It's so weird those two,

951
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: both of the songs that you guys lost your Virginity too,

952
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: feels like I'm shopping at North Streels like the part

953
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: I didn't. It wasn't my playlist, you know, I can't

954
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: say I chose it, but great song. And I say

955
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: it was a star study event because I was kind

956
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: of watching the TV, watching the Yes and the fiftieth

957
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: anniversary of Saturday Night Live was on, so I always

958
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: so I'm always like, yeah, I lost my virginity and

959
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: all the celebrities were that too. Yeah, you know, we

960
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 1: were watching the fiftieth anniversary of SNL while listening to

961
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: this multitasking and I thought, I was, yeah, there's a

962
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 1: lot going on your phone, Brank. Happens every single thing though. Yeah.

963
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: The time we started off fucking about the time travel

964
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: thing and then got onto the songs that we're playing

965
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: with us we don't have time now. We're at the

966
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: time saying, hey, if you want to know about the

967
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: thing we're working on. It's talking about before we got

968
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,760
Speaker 1: on that Google it. The Jibbile Show on demand