WEBVTT - #301: A Service Dog In A Bikini? 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:07.960 Guess who just got back today, The Brooklyn Moss that 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:11.119 had been away. We have big bolls, have so much 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:11.639 to see. 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:12.559 You know. 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:27.800 Their name is a Brodian Skier It boys. I don't 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:30.400 know if we were ever gonna come back. It's Brooklyn 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:34.279 Boys episode number three. Oh one, right, look at that? 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:37.880 How about that? You know it's been we've been away 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.319 a long time there, Brodie, we haven't taken this much 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:43.640 of a hyenus since that time that you took a 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:47.080 pause in between doing the big show and uh hanging 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.199 out chilling on your couch. Oh that was a that 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:53.360 was a longer break. But listen, yeah, that was the 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:57.520 longest one. Our slice. Des Bomb told me that there's 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.960 some people pretty upset in the Brooklyn Boys facebook page. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.680 Why they want free dessert. They're upset there was no 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.480 episode last week. Listen, this is the episode from last week. 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:08.160 We're a few days late. I apologize, but I did 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.640 give you two bonus episodes already that somehow you've already 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.000 forgotten the problem exactly. You didn't have to do that. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.319 Those were two weeks that we had off and then 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:19.400 you just decided to Yes, I worked my ass off 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.480 on two episodes and now you're listen. I love that 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:25.360 the slices won our episodes. That's the day they don't 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.400 want our episodes. We got a problem. So I'm very happy. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:31.040 We're sorry we're a few days late. It was a 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:33.119 combination of a couple of different things, but we could 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.840 not record last week, and we're going to try it 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:37.759 to get as many episodes in this week as well. No, no, 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:41.440 let's not overpromise because we don't know. We can't as 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:44.160 we can. The problem is we gotta do things in 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.640 order because now we gotta we gotta wait for comments 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.000 on this one for Slice time. I know, so this 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:54.880 is weird. Hopefully people will leave us comments quickly for 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.520 Slice time and hopefully we'll get a couple of days. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:00.560 We'll do it an major League base on the All 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:03.080 Star break. We took an All Star break when stars 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:06.320 but back and by the way, scary. Yeah. Those two 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.480 episodes I did. I did one where it was a montage, 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.400 a pote piri of all the three hundred episode songs, 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.160 and then a second episode where not only did I 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.280 give you a We're on vacation pot pourri of songs, 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.240 but I also unveiled a fourth of July song, which 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:25.400 I think is spectacular. So I'm wondering which of the 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.079 two episodes did you like better? And why? What do 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:31.760 you like about them? Are you you're asking me? Yeah? 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.840 From listening to the moment, you like like the transition. 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:39.280 I liked the h well. I like the fact that 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.360 you uh huh uh. You know it's sort of did 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:47.160 some AI songs, yeah, uh huh, and that you uh 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:51.760 did some nice commentary around. Did you at least understand 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:56.800 the goldfish joke? Yes, I thought it was very funny. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.359 You understood it because a lot of people DM me 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:02.440 they didnt underst No, no, no, none of that made 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.560 a lot of sense. That the goldfish joke made a 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.200 lot of sense to me. All Right, very good. I 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.800 wish there was a goldfish joke, son of a bitch. Yeah, 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.560 I'm glad you got it. Though, I'm glad you heard it. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.080 You got it. Yeah, thanks for listen. I kind of 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.160 thought I was being set up thanks to being a 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.600 team player of that pal. No, I did listen to 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.560 a little bit of it. I didn't hear you. I 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.960 emailed you. You did the pay July song, Yeah, the 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:28.000 Patriotic the fourth of July song, I loved Yeah, how 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:29.600 did it end? What was the last line of the song, 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:37.200 and we'll be back soon? Wow? Nope, the last line 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.000 in the song was We've kicked a lot of ass. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:45.000 Happy Birthday, America, you know damn it? Yeah, you told 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.520 me you loved the song. You didn't even listen to it? 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:51.360 Damn it? What do you get? You can't play? There 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.320 was even a section about Philadelphia, which I played for 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:56.880 my friend Kendra last night because she says, I've been 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:58.720 on vacation. What do you want me to do? I 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.760 want to be a supportive like the beach. I'm gonna 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:03.920 put on the podcast. You know how brody sounds, right? 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.720 I see? I listen when I go on vacation for 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.360 two weeks, we'll we'll see how your episodes come out 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:12.800 that you do while I'm gone. Is that how that's 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:16.480 going down? I can't wait. I cannot wait. Wow, I 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:19.320 can't wait. Well, we have been away a while, yes, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.080 And while we were away, and I'll tell you guys later, 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:26.680 I met the stupidest person I've ever met before, I think, 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:31.560 or most most incompa most incapable of helping themselves person 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.560 and I witnessed the dumbest person on the Internet. But 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:39.280 isn't that a weekly thing for you? Will you? Yes? Well, 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:42.159 I made the mistake of going on a local town 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:47.200 page this afternoon and asking for recommendations. I'm gonna tell 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:48.760 you what I what I wrote. I'm gonna tell you 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.719 the phrasing of what I wrote, and you tell me 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:55.840 what you think the responses were to my post. I wrote, 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.840 looking for a place that you capital letters asterisks. No, 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.320 so for a fact that serves good Jewish meat stuff 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:07.080 derma with gravy, otherwise known as kishka in this area, 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:10.640 and I capitalize this it's a Jewish delicate. I already 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:12.280 can tell that you're going to be They're going to 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.680 offer you stuff that's ninety miles away or hold on. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.000 So I wrote, not looking for places to call and ask, 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.919 I'm looking for places you definitively know serve it. Thank you. 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.400 What makes you think that they're going to read your 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.560 instructions and respond accordingly? So I'm not going to get 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.320 into the names of places, but I'm going to just 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:32.839 tell you how they started. Have you tried the blank 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:36.640 blank blank on such and such avenue. Hey, there's a 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.440 place in Passaic which is like thirty miles from where 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:42.280 I live. You know, I'm not sure if they're still open. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:47.120 Have you tried this place in Glen Rock, which is 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:50.120 twenty nine minutes away from me? Hey, you might want 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:53.120 to try blah blah blah place in town. And somebody 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.920 wrote they don't serve it, and the guy wrote, yeah, 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.400 but if you ask them nicely, they'll probably whip something up. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.440 And I said, I'm not looking for sudden to be 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:03.240 whipped up. I'm looking for a place that serves it. Oh, 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.880 have you tried the grocery? They might sell the ingredients. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.680 I'm not looking for I'm looking to buy in a restaurant. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:15.479 This item with brown gravy. One person wrote that used 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.280 to be a place in Fairfield, but they closed years ago. 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:28.479 How does that fucking what did you think? What did 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.640 you think you were gonna get? People don't follow instructions. 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:33.880 You just you ripped me a new one because I 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:36.680 was looking for something on eBay and you said, you 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:39.359 are the exact person that I rail against every single 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:42.200 week on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Because I was looking 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:45.000 for I was looking for an empty bottle. I'm sorry, 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.600 I was looking for a box from a commemorative tequila 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.760 all right, and I needed the box. I only want 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.640 the box. But some guy was selling the box with 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.599 the empty bottle and he was selling for some crazy 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:00.760 amount of money, so I'm fighting hundred dollars. Yeah, so 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:03.840 I'm like, dude, I'm like, I just need the box. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:06.560 So I messaged the guy and I'm like, hey, can 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.720 I what if you were to pull this apart and 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:13.400 make two different bids like auctions, and I'll just buy 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.080 the box off you right now. I'll do it, buy 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.080 it now, and then you can make more money off 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:21.360 of the bottle. And Brody, will you Because I'm not 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.960 big on eBay, I'm not a very big eBay guy, 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:27.920 so I wanted to ask Brody's you know, he's what 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.640 you wrought? You texted me? Yeah, oh god, he said, 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:36.120 let's see hold on needs your help and negotiation. This 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.360 guy is selling a true empty bottle in box with 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:41.200 twelve hundred excuse me. I will pay him how much 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:43.480 to get the box and he can keep his empty 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.400 bottle so he can make money off that some context, please, 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:47.840 because I don't want I don't want people to think 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:49.280 that this is like a boot. I mean, that's a 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:52.760 lot of money. This is we're talking about a twentieth 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:56.480 anniversary limited edition expensive to kill it just expensive. I'm 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:58.000 just gonna say, you know, it's it's it. I'm just 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:01.200 gonna say it's it's a very expensive rare bottle of tequila. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.320 I have a full rare bottle, right, you just need 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:06.440 the I just want the box. I want the complete set, 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.040 so I will pay it. I can't keep reading right now. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:13.680 Said Okay, you said that without the bottle, without the box, 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:16.080 it's worth a lot of money. With the box, it's 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.400 worth three times as much money. He said, how do 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.880 I even go about persuading him to part with his box? 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.600 I'm bad at this. He may not even go for it. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.000 He's got twenty one people watching it. One person has 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.720 it in their cart, which means somebody's probably gonna buy it. 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.880 And then you said he may have more luck selling 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.000 them separately. So then I wrote, you just turned into 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:37.960 every Facebook, marketplace, eBay person I hate and complain about. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.600 You are projecting that he won't sell it, and projecting 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.079 that he's asking too much, and projecting he should sell 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.800 them separately, because ideally that's what you want to happen. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:49.640 That's what you did. You tell me this guy's charging 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.000 too much. You tell me, oh, he should sell him separately. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:53.840 He'll do much better. As if you had any clue 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:55.560 if he would do better or not. You just wanted 0:08:55.640 --> 0:09:00.000 to sell you the box. You're you're every bad person 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:03.640 on Facebook. Yeah, but I know, but I just need 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.320 the box from him. So he's gotten alert. I's got 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.520 an alert. What's that? This person told me Costco sometimes 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:13.600 sells the Kishka around pass overtime. That's an April scary. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:18.280 That's April right, right, So you're not gonna get straight 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:21.160 from now. I don't want it nine months from now. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:26.120 Oh shit? Oh this person wrote me back just now. Also, 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:30.080 hey David, if you're looking for definitive answers, this page 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.400 might not be your best bet. We are a community 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.760 group with opinions and recommendations. We are at concierge service. 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.720 Who's calling you? You're calling me? 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:42.160 Yeah, I didn't know you're doing your show. 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:47.040 You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It's it's a great friend, Josh. Yeah, 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.280 the guy who doesn't invite me to see one hundred reunions. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:49.800 I know who he is. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.319 Yeah, I didn't know you still had this podcast, So congratulations. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.440 I guess. Thank you. We just reached the three hundredth 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:58.120 episode milestone. What's it? Follows me on Facebook? He knows. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:59.960 Damn well, we had a three hundred episode. 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:03.679 More episodes and listeners. Congratulations, that's awesome. 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:09.280 Oh ouch, wow, one episode you have, Josh, Oh my goodness. 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:13.520 Hey, that's a that's a little hey, a little, a 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:14.040 little low. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.199 One more episode than resumes. You've sent that in the 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:18.760 last year. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.080 Oh my, you got your mother hired me? 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:28.040 Woh easy, My mom's eighty. You want to go there? Jeez, 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:31.120 it doesn't take a lot of course than I thought. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.720 This is what happens when two tribes fight each other. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.000 This is what happens when two people who think they're 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:37.880 the funniest people in the room get together. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.679 Yeap, No, that's means scary. I don't know what you're 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.560 doing on the phone. Oh shit, okay, continuing. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:46.120 Oh I should have said employed. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.920 Uh so I was calling you to find out where 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.680 we're going for dinner tomorrow, because nobody responds in these touts. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:59.840 Oh another one, you fuck? Wait a second, another one? 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:00.520 Uh? 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:01.400 Oh you're talking. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:04.840 About I figured that you're you would have to, you know, 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.400 deliver on doordsh tonight to pay for it. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:12.200 So I am not. I'm not short on cash, Josh. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:15.959 I'm like god, Josh, he is going in. I made 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.120 a lot unlike you being a phone op. I made 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:21.440 a lot of money at the radio station. This is 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.960 well you got you gotta let go of a job 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.400 making like eight dollars an hour. I did very well. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:30.160 Oh my wow, I was making twelve. Oh my bad. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:34.040 You must have blown something. So I guess fifteen years 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:37.000 ago we didn't invite Brody. I know we're going. Our 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.160 friend Rich Davis from the West Coast is in town. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.280 Oh love Rich. He and I have friends apparently not. 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:45.679 We're going to dinner tomorrow with Josh and me and 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:49.120 a couple of other guys. And I guess we never 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:50.960 finalized our plans. That's why you're calling me. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.360 That is why I'm calling Where. Where are we going? 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:56.720 Well? Yeah, I don't know. It's it a little weird 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:58.319 that we're going to talk about this in front of Brody. 0:11:58.360 --> 0:11:59.960 I could call you later after the podcast. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:00.360 Oh. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.000 I think he's completely coheable with it. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.199 I'm sure he's got a shift to cover tomorrow and 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.360 ARB's or or somewhere. 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:13.200 But wow, if I just delivered DoorDash to your house. 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:14.040 I'd be a millionaire. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:18.880 Oh theude have no idea that you call it door 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:20.120 stone cold. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.720 I'll coil later on. This is this is not going 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.640 into the direction that I will call me back. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.400 Roy is invited, But David, I love you. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.920 The reason we haven't invited you is because we never 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:37.840 hung out together twenty five years ago. When we worked together, 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:43.080 it was more you know, work buddies, whereas was Scary 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:44.920 and Rich and Sow and all those guys. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:46.400 We've been doing this for twenty years. 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:48.880 Oh, I totally Josh, It's totally fine. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:52.160 Okay, but I love you. I wish you luck. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.840 Yeah, I do a podcast with Scary three hundred episodes 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:56.400 seven years. He didn't. You didn't go out with me either, 0:12:56.440 --> 0:13:00.120 So it's fine, Yes, totally, it's fine. Something that's one 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.920 of us can agree on is let's go Mets. Oh 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.200 but you know what, let me just let me just 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:07.480 let me just rephrase what Josh said before you go. Josh, Hey, brody, 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.280 we didn't invite you to hang out with us twenty 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.440 five years ago, so we sure a ship aren't gonna 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:12.800 ask you to hang out with us now. Well, that 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:15.160 makes total sense to me, so thank you. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.800 You were married with kids and we were all singing. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.600 It was very different. We were going out late at night. 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.520 Now they're after masters, now even more of a shot 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:26.480 to hang out with it. Now you're still You're still single, 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:26.920 aren't you? 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:31.480 Always have been smart decision I ever made, and the 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:34.520 best uh the best thing for women everywhere too. 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.319 That's so I'm pretty sure every woman on the planet. 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:37.720 Made that decision. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.480 But okay, yes, yes I will. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.560 Well, that'll happen when you get a job. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.040 We'll reconvene a little later. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:50.360 All right, Scary, let me know later. Good night. 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:54.520 Oh my, I just need to erase the blackboard and 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:59.920 start overs. That's our buddy, Josh, Yes, that is our buddy. Job. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.920 Let's go to commercial with Bertie and Scary. Do you 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.800 want to come to dinner tomorrow? No, you don't want 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:10.839 to come to dinner. Nope, thank you, though you know 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:12.800 you're know what upset it me? Right? I didn't plan 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:16.080 this dinner, is it? By the way, So I'm gonna 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:19.760 also try and get the tea on the guy that 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:25.160 is friends with our buddy who is the bisexual swinger. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:28.480 Remember that story? Oh yeah, from a couple episodes. Yes, 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:32.360 so me tomorrow. I can get a lot of information, 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.880 and I'm gonna did you see that person's Instagram story today? 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.840 I was about to ask you the same thing. Oh my, 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.720 very confusing. I'm not sure what's going on. It's a 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:45.640 lot going on in those pictures. There's a picture of 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.080 a h and then there's a picture of him like 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.960 naked behind a tree lamb yeh or something, and he's 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.240 with three hot chicks. Did you see the picture? Is 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:54.760 that what that was? I wasn't sure who's wearing that 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:59.440 female bathing suit? No, really, because he doesn't show you 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:01.800 who's where. No, but I clicked on one of the 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:05.360 pictures with his friends. I'm like, who's this And I'm like, 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:10.560 this guy's living the life of Riley's gonna get who 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:14.320 is Riley anyway, but this guy's living the life. Yeah. 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.080 I'm like, he's got like girls surrounding him, and he's 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:20.400 married and his wife was in the picture. Listen, God bless, 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.000 I got even more questions than before. Anyway, tell us. 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.480 But by the way, you sent me a meme about 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:32.000 the second twin getting married the second conjoined twin. Yes, yeah, 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.800 that's a fake story. Do you ever looking researching anything? 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:39.800 No photo shopped into the picture? Is he really? Yes, 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.440 there's there's not one story on the internet that's just 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:45.120 got married. One of the slices sent it to me, 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.640 and I'm like, how great would this be? Now? What 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.920 would they do if the conjoined twins the second one 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.920 got a husband all of a sudden, the internet is 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.320 full of fake shit. You have to look at everything 0:15:57.120 --> 0:16:00.560 or look at nothing. I feel like it didn't first 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.000 send it to me. I prefer to be blissfully ignorant. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:05.360 But well, speaking of blissfully ignorant, you can tell you 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.240 about the dumbest person I've ever seen on TikTok. Yeah. Please. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.760 So I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, you know, the for you page. 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.360 I'm looking for stuff, and it's people are yelling about 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:18.320 politics whatever. Yeah, and I stop on this page where 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:23.040 this girls her in her room, I guess, And it 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.600 caught my attention because there was like a it was 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.280 a funky lamp on her desk, like a lava lamp. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.720 So I was like, oh, that's a funky looking lamp 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:33.480 for a girl. A girl she looked like she was 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.600 maybe in her late twenties. I'm like, oh, it's a 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:38.480 cool lamp. So let me see what she's talking about. Anyway, 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:40.760 I don't know what she was talking about, talking about whatever, 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:43.720 her job, whatever. And in the in the on the 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:47.280 wall in her room was an American flag. Now, if 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.160 you have an American flag in your bedroom, sure you 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:55.360 probably are a fan of the American flag. You probably 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:57.960 have the word patriot in your profile. You're probably very 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.320 rah rah rah America. Yes rah. If I had an 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:03.640 American flag, which I do, I would hang it in 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.440 front of my house. But I don't think I would 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:08.320 hang it in my bedroom. It's just me. It's in 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.560 who I am. But anyway, the one thing I know 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:13.399 about the American flag, and apparently someone else in the 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:16.360 room knew the same thing. Now, you know that TikTok 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:20.080 is usually mirror imaged, right you looking at the shirts 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.960 are written backwards on the walls, But everything's a mirror image. 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:26.960 Are you TikTok Okay? No, I was going to ask, 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:30.639 are you about to tell me that they made zero 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:35.440 effort to not mirror image the flag so it can 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:40.600 be displayed the property or what? No? No, So, when 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.560 you when you look at the American flag, a regular 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.320 American flag, yes, the top left corner is the blue 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.840 blue and the white distract the stars and the stars 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:51.800 you hang it. If you hang it vertically, it has 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.240 to be on the left side, top left. Yes, right, 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:56.400 so you actually are show you turn the flag around 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:58.840 and show the back of the flag so that the 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:03.320 blue shows up the top left corner. Correct, that'sare with 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.119 the stria with theys on the top left, always in 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:08.320 the top left. That's how you display a flag properly, 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:10.280 if you're going to show respect to the flag that 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:11.960 you claim to love enough to put in your bedroom. 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:14.200 Oh boy, you should hang it the right way. Well, okay, 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:17.800 all right, I noticed, hold on, I noticed that it's wrong, 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:20.720 but I don't say anything. And somebody else in the 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:25.160 room says, hey, you flags backwards. So she says she reads. 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:30.480 She goes, no, it's not. So they say, yeah, it's backwards. 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:32.679 The flag is supposed to be in the blue in 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:36.720 the top. So she says, well, you're an idiot. TikTok. 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:40.000 Mirror images everything. So then the other person says, yeah, 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:44.560 but it looks right now. It's in the top left 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:48.600 because it's mirror image, which means it's in the top right. Yeah, 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:51.000 So she says, she goes, look, she gets up, she 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:53.160 walks over to it, and she looks at the thing, 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:55.440 and she says, and she does the thing with her fingers. 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:57.440 She makes the L in her fingers, just because she 0:18:57.440 --> 0:18:59.880 doesn't know what your left hand is. You know, it's 0:18:59.880 --> 0:19:02.040 just does the L to make an L to right. 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:05.080 And then so when you look at something scary, the 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:08.120 left is on your left arm. Right, when you look 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:13.120 at it, it lines up with your left hand, correct, yes, right. 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.040 If you're looking at a picture, the left side of 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:18.960 it is the side you're looking at her. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:21.199 Anybody on the planet would look at a painting or 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:23.880 a picture or the American flag, and if they knew 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:25.720 their left arm was over here and looking at it 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.920 on the wall, they would say, the blue is in 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:32.320 the top left. She then turns around, puts her back 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:35.119 up against the flag, does the L with her hand, 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:38.960 and says, the blue is on the left. Well, my 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:42.320 left arm is you're right, all right? All right? Wow. 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:44.720 So I chime in and I say, look, I don't 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:47.320 want to get involved in this, but I'm getting involved 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:50.200 in this. The blue has to be on the left 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:51.960 as you're looking at it, not as you're standing in 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:54.640 front of it with it behind you. Your left arm 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:56.280 is your left arm, but it doesn't mean it's it's 0:19:56.320 --> 0:19:59.600 still on the right side. The fact you turned around 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:02.600 doesn't she change the fact your flag is backwards. You're 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:04.359 an idiot. You don't know your left from your right. 0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:08.520 I'm like what I said, the flag. Go google an 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:11.840 American flag. The blue is on the top left corner. 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:14.880 I said, I didn't care that much until you told 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:17.760 the other person they were wrong. Scary. Who does that? 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:20.720 Who looks at something and then turns around and then says, 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:25.399 with it behind me, that's my left and right? An idiot? 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:27.480 How can you trust her if she's making the left 0:20:27.480 --> 0:20:30.439 with her hands to make an al to figure out left? Ok? Okay, 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:32.560 is this is this what you did for three weeks? 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:34.160 Is this the highlight of your three weeks? 0:20:34.240 --> 0:20:34.400 Yeah? 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:36.720 While you were at the beach, I was doing episodes 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:39.000 of The Brooklyn Boys, and I was on TikTok and 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:43.640 I was that is the director, and I'm okay, all right, okay, okay, 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:47.560 it's gonna be all right, Brody, It's gonna be dude. Wow, 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:49.600 She's like that, my door is on the left side 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:51.440 of my room and the blue is on the side 0:20:51.680 --> 0:20:54.600 on the loan. You got, you definitely gotta you definitely 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:56.000 got to calm down a little bit, man, if you 0:20:56.000 --> 0:20:58.560 want to make it for another three hundred episodes. Yeah, 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:02.000 I'm calm man. I'm just telling you I got involved 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:03.879 because I'm like, this is good stuff for the podcast. 0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:08.440 It's great stuff for the podcast. Well, that's not the 0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:10.800 dumbest person I spoke to this week. I'll tell you 0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:14.040 about her later. It involves changing attire, but we'll get 0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:17.600 to that later. I promise I do have another dummy 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:20.480 for you. Can I throw in a quick dummy? Yeah. 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:23.159 So on on one of the Facebook pages that I 0:21:23.160 --> 0:21:25.600 belong to, one of the towns that in the area 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:28.879 that I belonged to, somebody put up a picture of 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:33.160 an ugly looking bug that is I want to say, 0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:36.440 ninety percent orange and then has like bands of black 0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:40.639 and white around it, but it's mostly orange. So somebody said, 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:43.119 anyone know what kind of bug this is? I found 0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:45.880 it in my kitchen. So one person said, welly don't 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:47.439 you just google image it and you find out what 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:50.000 it is? So I said, I know a lot about bugs. 0:21:50.720 --> 0:21:55.679 It's a trumpepede t r u m p e p 0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:58.679 ed e like a centipede, but a trumpepeede. Because you 0:21:58.720 --> 0:22:01.000 know Trump is orange, Well you love him or not? 0:22:01.040 --> 0:22:03.280 Everyone says he's orange. So I made a joke that 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:06.120 it's a trumpepeede. So this guy writes back, who would 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:08.760 ask the original question? Did you make that up? I 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:10.959 just googled trumpepede and I couldn't find any bugs with 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:19.600 that name. Oh God, you are I love I love 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:25.919 you engaging with complete strangers. Yeah, he's googling trumpep beeede. 0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:29.200 He's looking for a trumpetbead. So I spent my time 0:22:29.240 --> 0:22:32.760 off a line. Yeah, my entire vacation was offline. Yeah, 0:22:32.760 --> 0:22:34.120 tell you know what you have to tell us about 0:22:34.119 --> 0:22:36.879 your vacation and what happened with Uh, with your surprise 0:22:37.000 --> 0:22:39.119 party with your friend that you liked him? Do we 0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:40.920 talk about that on Slice time but not on the book? 0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:41.040 Ye? 0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:43.520 Well it was. I'll just give you the very quick recap. Yeah, 0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:49.280 my brother, my brother, my buddy's uh surprise birthday party, 0:22:49.480 --> 0:22:51.359 and right I basically was the person who had to 0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:53.639 bring him into the party. Everyone heard episode three hundred. 0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:56.120 What happened? Yeah, so yeah, so I told you told 0:22:56.440 --> 0:22:58.840 him a bourbon part. It was a bourbon tasting event 0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:00.159 that I told him I was taking him to. That 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:02.280 was the way I was gonna get him into the party. 0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:07.200 So we sure enough it worked out great. Felfred hook 0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:10.000 line and Sinker had no clue. He was confirming with 0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:11.960 me right up to the very minute, We'll going to 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:14.680 this party. I can't wait, can't wait, taste all those 0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:20.879 rare bourbons. We show up surprise, everybody was like, you know, 0:23:20.960 --> 0:23:23.840 they got him good, and he's he's you could never 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:27.520 get this guy, you can never get him. And after 0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:29.520 you know, he went around the room to like set 0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:32.199 hello to everybody, there was a little bit of a 0:23:32.880 --> 0:23:36.719 you know, hey, you know he came over. So this 0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:43.160 wasn't a bourbon event. But thank god, his business partner 0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:46.560 put together a special drink. It was a bourbon drink 0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:49.439 for him for the night. It was a special so 0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:51.239 he got a special No, it was like basically if 0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:56.520 he wanted the Jay the Jason Bourbon special drink. It 0:23:56.560 --> 0:23:58.520 was a signature drink for the night for his birthday. 0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:03.399 And of course they did have of high end bourbons available. 0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:05.640 He made they made sure that they paid for the premium, 0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:11.200 top shelf open bar. So much bourbon was had. I mean, 0:24:11.200 --> 0:24:13.639 it wasn't the tasting he was looking for, you know, 0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:15.240 on the level that I might have been able to 0:24:15.280 --> 0:24:18.919 give him with you know, this quote expensive ticket. But 0:24:20.119 --> 0:24:22.160 all fun was had by all. We had a great 0:24:22.160 --> 0:24:26.760 time that night. The following night, I went out with 0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:31.520 his brother in law who was for his bachelor party, 0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:34.080 and I was talking to some guys and I met 0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:40.920 this dude who tells me that he decides to install 0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:47.199 a urinal in his house. What he goes, Yeah, he 0:24:47.280 --> 0:24:51.359 goes the basement, that's my man cave. He goes, So, 0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:53.920 the bathroom right there, because I ripped out the toilet 0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:59.199 and I installed a urinal. What yeah, next to the toilet. No, 0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:03.200 a commercial urinal, like an actual So like, whoa, let 0:25:03.200 --> 0:25:06.280 me get this straight. You walk into that bathroom. What's 0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:08.480 in there? He goes, Yeah, it's a half bath, it's 0:25:08.520 --> 0:25:13.000 a there's a urinal and a sink. And he's got 0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:16.479 a wife and two kids. Talk about selfish, so they 0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:18.879 can't use it. They can't go down they can't go 0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:21.159 down there. And he was the bathroom that's he goes, well, 0:25:21.200 --> 0:25:23.160 this is my space anyway, this is where I played. 0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:25.919 I have my poker games down here and everything. So 0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:30.000 I'm like, but isn't it Let me pull back here 0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:33.680 for a second. Who does this? Who installs a urinal 0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:36.080 in their house? Is it instead of the toilet? I like, 0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:37.960 I know people that have urinals next to the toilet. 0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:40.560 Is it a little tacky though? To even have a 0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:42.640 urinal in your house? I mean to make that part 0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:45.640 of the conversation tacky. It's got it is tacky. It's 0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:48.720 a urinal. You find them in public restrooms. You don't 0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:51.679 find them toilets. You find them. You find toilets in 0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:54.800 those same restrooms. Why is it tacky? It's tacky. If 0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:57.280 you put it in the kitchen, you're like, oh, next 0:25:57.280 --> 0:25:58.919 to the French you're taking a link. I get it. 0:25:59.640 --> 0:26:02.399 But in the your bathroom, my problem is he was 0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:04.240 too cheap to put it next to the toilet. He 0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:07.760 replaced the toilet. He replaced the toilet. That's something. There 0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:12.119 was no room, There was no room for it, so 0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:14.520 now you can only do half your business in there now. 0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:17.640 I think I think he didn't want his friends taking 0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:21.520 ships in his in his house the poker because he 0:26:21.520 --> 0:26:23.280 plays poker down there. And he has his friends a 0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:25.280 little if you go over there, then gonna go upstairs 0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:28.480 and do it. It forced, It forces his friends because 0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:31.479 he was it in your bathroom bedroom. Someone might leave 0:26:31.520 --> 0:26:34.719 a fucking dump and his uh in his urnal. That's 0:26:34.760 --> 0:26:37.360 why I had to on the protest. And by the way, 0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:41.080 I've seen women peeing urinals at football games, So female slices. 0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:42.720 If you've peed in a urinal, leave us to talk back. 0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:45.360 Yeah right, any woman who comes over can't use that basement. 0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:48.520 It's off limits. But he didn't give a ship. Well, 0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:50.919 well he can't. Now you can't. Now you can't even 0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:53.879 take can't now? Yeah, Hey, do you have the sound 0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:55.720 that I sent you? I do, got a lot of 0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:57.879 stuff here. Well, I want you to play one clip 0:26:57.880 --> 0:27:00.399 for me, but before you do, Scary Uh. I was 0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:03.520 watching Family Feud and it got me thinking, who would 0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:06.359 Scary have on uh if you were going to be 0:27:06.400 --> 0:27:09.520 on Family Feud. Now, before the episode, I asked you 0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:12.480 to write down the four people you would have on 0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:15.480 the Scary family. Oh boy, yeah right, And it's just 0:27:15.840 --> 0:27:17.680 it doesn't matter who it is, you know, but read 0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:19.320 the list of the people. Now, I'm sure you have 0:27:19.359 --> 0:27:21.920 some of your family members on there. You're probably your sister. 0:27:21.920 --> 0:27:26.399 Who do you have on there? Who's on the list? No, no, 0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:28.760 wait a second, Hold on a second. You want family feud? 0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:33.600 The aim was to win, to win family feud, right, Well, sure, 0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:34.840 you want to go on and win. Why what do 0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:38.440 you ask? Because I hadn't putting out one family, one 0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:41.840 actual family member. Oh no, it is no one in 0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:44.480 your family. You'd think it's smart enough to take on 0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:51.000 family feud. Well, they're smart in a different way. Well, 0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:56.240 I picked my family, is me? Yeah? 0:27:56.359 --> 0:27:56.520 You? 0:27:57.280 --> 0:28:02.000 Oh? Thank you? Bald Ronie Okay, Nate from The Big 0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:05.760 Show okay, and my buddy Paul Zilla, who is like 0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:12.080 basically invented Siri. Okay, he basically developed excuse me, he 0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:16.080 developed what we know as voice to text that and 0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:19.919 and Apple bought it from his company. Uh we we 0:28:20.000 --> 0:28:22.880 all now know know and use that as Siri. That's 0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:26.040 the program that he created. Okay. So you think Nate 0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:33.640 is smarter than Gandhi and Elvis and Danielle from from 0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:36.640 our show. I just chose Nate. So I chose him 0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:38.960 because he's a fan. Why he chose me? But you 0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:42.240 know he's a font of knowledge. Yeah, No, Nate's a 0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:43.640 very smart guy. I was just curious as to how 0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:45.360 you picked him over your other coworkers. You must think 0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:49.800 he's smarter than Elvis, and that's not and now here 0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:52.160 you think about it? If it's family feud, not jeopardy. 0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:55.360 So family feud is more of a common sense game, 0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:57.360 right you want to get You're trying to figure out 0:28:57.400 --> 0:29:00.240 what one hundred idiots answered that question? Right? So maybe 0:29:00.240 --> 0:29:01.840 I should have gone the other way with this and 0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:05.960 picked my family. No, I'm kidding, o, kidding, I just 0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:08.800 don't see my you know, my father, you know Tony, Tony, 0:29:10.560 --> 0:29:13.680 He's not gonna show me schoel that it's the top 0:29:13.680 --> 0:29:17.080 five names of cause, right whatever, Anthony, Yeah, right, yes, 0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:18.920 let me tell you why? Okay, why are you asking 0:29:19.000 --> 0:29:21.320 me this? This is the Yeah, the clip. Do you 0:29:21.320 --> 0:29:24.360 have the clip I sent you that says a family, 0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:28.640 family feud, Family game show family. Yeah, play the clip 0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:30.200 and then I'm gonna ask you a follow up question. 0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:34.000 This is how everybody on every game show introduces their family. 0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:36.240 Go ahead, who is in the VIP section? 0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:36.840 Who'd you brint? 0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:37.120 Today? 0:29:37.960 --> 0:29:40.840 Today we have my wonderful father. 0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:47.320 Mart Hello, wonderful father, beautiful mother, Tara, beautiful moment. 0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:51.520 Hi, Tara, and my amazing boyfriend. 0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:56.880 Cam amazing boyfriend. Now you've watched game shows, they're like, Oh, 0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:59.960 this is my beautiful wife, this is my incredibly talent 0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:05.600 did Son Edward. This is my incredibly wonderful, fantastic girlfriend, 0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:09.520 she's beautiful and my beautiful aunt. Right, so I would 0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:11.400 like you now to introduce the five people on your 0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:14.959 list with some kind of compliment about each one. Hey, scary, 0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:16.719 who do you have on your show? To Who's what 0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:18.080 would you bring with you for the game show? 0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:18.360 Oh? 0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:25.280 We have my co my coworker Nate uh who Yeah, 0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:33.720 all right, my brainiac friend Paul from childhood, my pessimistic, 0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:40.840 my pessimistic buddy, bald freak Ronnie Hm. And my podcast 0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:47.520 partner and resident cheapskate David Brody. I'm not cheap, I'm 0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:50.200 smart with money. But right, I don't know, you just 0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:52.720 put me on the spot there. I didn't hear wonderful, 0:30:52.960 --> 0:30:56.280 I didn't hear like fantastic, I didn't hear beautiful. I 0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:59.080 didn't hear I wouldn't use any of those adjectives on you. Sorry, 0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:02.080 all right, but yeah, I wanted to see how you 0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:03.920 introduced your family. I love the fact you didn't pick 0:31:03.920 --> 0:31:07.840 anyone on your family. Your brother. Your brother's brother's smarter 0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:10.360 than you think. They would be upset if they find 0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:14.600 that out. You think you're smarter than your brother. Ah, well, 0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:16.720 he's a computer nerd, he wins. He went to the world. 0:31:16.720 --> 0:31:18.200 That's what I was asking. I feel like maybe you 0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:20.840 should ask him, all right, and maybe I'll kick myself 0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:29.120 off and let them go on. You know, your brother's 0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:31.400 coming over your apartment later, right, Yeah, he's coming over. 0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:33.200 You should tell him that you did not choose him 0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:35.320 for family feud. I'm gonna let him know. He's got 0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:38.320 to pick up this computer behind me. Oh that's not 0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:41.920 the one you're giving me, is it. Huh? Are you 0:31:41.960 --> 0:31:45.080 no longer giving me that computer? Huh? It's been well, 0:31:45.120 --> 0:31:46.960 it's been sitting here for like two months, Brodie, and 0:31:47.680 --> 0:31:50.920 I was at your apartment like three days ago. Yeah, 0:31:50.920 --> 0:31:53.480 but I saw you. Yeah, but you didn't mention the computer. 0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:57.040 Obviously you don't want it. I do it. I didn't 0:31:57.080 --> 0:31:58.560 want to ask for it, but he said you were 0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:00.800 giving it to me. Oh my god? Like that now? 0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:03.680 Oh my god, could you tell me you were giving 0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:06.360 me the computer? You're like, Brody, you can have it. 0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:08.320 I was like, yeah, but you took it. It's been 0:32:08.400 --> 0:32:11.160 sitting here for six months. It's not six months. It's 0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:13.680 two months since you been here for six months collecting. 0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:15.560 But only like two months ago you said I can 0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:17.240 have it. He' said, oh, you have to come up wednesdays. 0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:19.960 I was over your house a few days ago. Downstairs. 0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:22.480 You came down to give me stuff. It's all right, 0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:26.840 I'm giving it to my brother. Yeah, I see that. Yeah. 0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:28.959 Is he also going to dinner with the other prow 0:32:29.000 --> 0:32:32.600 from Z one hundred. Hey, I'm speaking of ZE one hundred. 0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:34.840 Can I tell you a story about I want to 0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.760 tell you about this this So I was on the 0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:40.600 phone with an old friend and he's like, hey, you know, 0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:43.320 you guys moved to a townhouse. I said, yeah, you know, 0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:47.040 we're in the townhouse now. He said, has anyone recognized you? 0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:49.440 As you know, David Brody from Z one hundred or 0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:51.920 Elvis dran or whatever. Right, I said, no, I have 0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:54.760 to tell you nobody. Nobody has recognized me. It's great, 0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:56.840 it's a nice game. You love that. You don't like 0:32:56.920 --> 0:33:00.240 being recognized. I like being recognized when I'm outa in plock, 0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:02.960 But when I'm walking when i'm you know, like walking 0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:06.400 to go get my mail, you know, yeah, when I'm 0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:07.840 out there, you know, out and walking in the city 0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:09.959 and someone's like, I brought it. I'm like, fantastic. It's 0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:11.960 nice to be recognized. I said, you know what, I've 0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:13.760 been living here, like, you know, five six months now, 0:33:13.840 --> 0:33:17.320 nobody's uh, nobody's recognized me. It's been great. That day, 0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:22.520 I'm walking out of the pool. My hand's wag, I 0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:25.960 got a towel. I'm also dripping, and this guy comes 0:33:26.000 --> 0:33:29.240 up and he goes, hey, yeah, that's how you doing. 0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:35.120 He goes, uh, you're brody, right. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:36.880 My son listens to you all the time, loves you. 0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:40.520 And I said, oh yeah, well your son listens, but 0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:44.440 you you recognize me. Yeah, we googled you. We saw 0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:46.880 you and he thought it was you, so we googled you. Yeah, 0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:50.320 that happens a lot. I said, Oh, I said, people 0:33:50.360 --> 0:33:52.120 see us, they think it's us. They I'm not sure 0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:57.360 if it's us. They go to the Google. So I said, I, well, okay, 0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:58.960 I was a little thrown, but I'm like all right. 0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:01.720 He's like, yeah, yeah, he loves you. On the show, 0:34:01.760 --> 0:34:03.520 this is every day. I said, Well, to be honest 0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:04.960 with you, haven't been on the show in two years, 0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:07.239 but all right, thank you, tell your son thank you 0:34:07.880 --> 0:34:10.600 is reality. Yeah, I said it was great, you know, 0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:15.960 nice to meet you. Yay. So okay. So I'm like, okay, 0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:20.200 well somebody recognized me. All right. Two days later, I'm 0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:23.600 going back to the pool. Now, you guys may or 0:34:23.600 --> 0:34:25.840 may not know this, but in New York up until recently, 0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:29.040 Greg T, the Jersey Kid, used to work down the 0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:31.520 hall from ZEE one hundred, where our show originates from, 0:34:31.760 --> 0:34:34.200 at a radio station called w k T you yep. 0:34:34.600 --> 0:34:37.000 Now I've never worked there. Greg T worked there, but 0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:39.319 I don't work there, you all know. In New York, 0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:40.360 I worked at SE one hundred. 0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:40.560 Yea. 0:34:41.680 --> 0:34:43.680 Anyway, I walk into the pool area and this guy 0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:46.040 is in the pool on the very other end of 0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:48.920 the pool, the other end of the pool. He sees me. 0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:51.320 He's got his arms up on the side of the pool, 0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:54.680 you know, like he's chilling out. He sees me and 0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:59.440 he goes, ay, look, Gosie, it's mister kate T. 0:34:59.600 --> 0:34:59.680 You. 0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:09.560 So I go, So I go, he goes what I go? 0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:12.680 I never worked at Kate to you, all right, you 0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:14.759 haven't worked there in four years. I forgot you know, 0:35:14.960 --> 0:35:18.919 it's it's just two years. And I never worked there. 0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:21.000 I never worked at Kate to you and he goes, 0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:24.279 oh right, right, low key, don't tell anybody. I got it. 0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:29.120 You don't work there, man, he missed. He's like, there's 0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:31.680 so many miscues on this one. So he's missing where 0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:36.279 I worked. And he's yelling like that, I don't need that. Yeah, 0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:43.360 the yo like in Brooklyn. It's like when we were 0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:46.560 growing up. People go but it's a mister Greek cadillact. Myself, 0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:49.280 I don't like that. Yeah, you know, I've been that 0:35:49.640 --> 0:35:52.279 several times. That's happened to me over the over the 0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:55.239 past twenty And he's a nice guy and his son 0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:57.480 is nice. Don't get me wrong. He's very full loved. 0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:00.320 They get excited. Though, they get excited, they start already 0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:03.400 get out private life. And I don't work there. It's like, no, 0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:06.399 if you'd been like mister Brooklyn boy, and what I'm 0:36:06.400 --> 0:36:08.880 like you talking about the podcast, it's fantastic. And but 0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:11.320 and of all places, where were you at the pool 0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:15.279 Sea where I live? Like, right, you're in your your 0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:18.880 right where you live and you know you're maybe your shirtless, 0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:21.359 you know, and you don't want to be identified, while 0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:25.040 your shirts wouldn't be the issue. Okay, I can't place. 0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:30.400 I've been working out. 0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:26.840 So. 0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:32.799 Yeah, yeah, the point is that you don't do that. Yeah, 0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:35.520 you're supposed to respect people's privacy. You might as well 0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:38.200 be Hey, private shit about you. Everyone doesn't know, but 0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:44.480 now they're gonna know. So you got to live with 0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:47.360 this guy, and you have the summers, like, you know, 0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:50.040 we're not even halfway there, so what what what are 0:36:50.040 --> 0:36:52.040 you gonna do? Because you know you're gonna run into 0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:55.120 him again. I've been I'm in the pool almost every day. 0:36:55.160 --> 0:36:57.719 I've not seen him since. But what what if one 0:36:57.800 --> 0:37:01.000 day it's a crowded Saturday afternoon, he's already. I think 0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:04.839 he got the hint. He's out there and you you 0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:07.680 see him from a distance. Are you gonna double back 0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:10.200 and not go to the pool because you don't know 0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:13.440 an o sky. I think he got the hint. I 0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:15.200 gave him the old dick snay with face and the 0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:18.120 hand by the neck move. You know, I think he 0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:20.200 got the hint. It was just very funny that not 0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:25.600 only was he you know, trying to out me, right, right, Yeah, 0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:28.680 he's wrong, and you know what I mean, stay in 0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.759 the right station, like at least you're gonna out me, like, 0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:34.799 be right, you know rule number two. If you're gonna 0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:41.319 out someone, be right. So so weird man. Traveling with 0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:44.960 my family. That was the second leg of my vacation. 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:46.839 Oh the ones you won't have on the game show 0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:47.839 with you tell them about that. 0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:48.040 Now. 0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:51.600 Well, my dad, my sister, my brother in law and 0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:55.520 the kids, we all went to the Bahamas and we 0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:57.440 you know, we spent some time together. You know, I 0:37:57.960 --> 0:38:00.920 made a pledge since my mom passed last December that 0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:03.799 I wanted to do more stuff with my family. And 0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:08.080 you know, it's ironic how that has brought us closer 0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:11.400 as a family. It took something devastating in my family 0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:13.319 to happen for us to do something like that. But 0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:16.880 we're enjoying each other's company, you know, we we you know, 0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:19.600 we did that trip to the Dominican Republic back in February. 0:38:19.640 --> 0:38:21.680 And now this was this was brought on by my dad. 0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:23.400 It was his idea. He's like, come on, let's go, 0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:26.400 We'll go for a week. I'm like, okay, And it 0:38:26.480 --> 0:38:30.040 felt like old times. But you know, there's definitely a 0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:36.200 generation gap between my dad and and my sister and I. 0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:41.840 You know, my father's a very my okay, my father's 0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:44.520 a very plain guy. You know, he's very He wakes 0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:48.120 up in the morning, he's like, all right, I don't 0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:51.319 want no fancy breakfasts. I just want my eggs, a 0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:54.120 piece of toast McCall. And you're like, Dad, I hired 0:38:54.160 --> 0:38:59.320 a chef. He's coming in. No. This was DJ college 0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:02.160 chef back in the high him. He's great. So we 0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:05.239 wanted to go to so my sister and I, Dad, 0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:08.400 I hired Katy Perry's massuse. No, no, no's gonna come 0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:11.040 in and give you all massages. No, we want to 0:39:11.080 --> 0:39:13.680 go to the French place that had croissants, you know, 0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.560 my sister and I. You know, and and one day, 0:39:16.680 --> 0:39:19.719 you know, there's a famous sister me right, And one 0:39:19.800 --> 0:39:22.920 day there was well there's this other place. Is there's 0:39:22.960 --> 0:39:25.360 this chef that is a famous chef. His name is 0:39:25.400 --> 0:39:29.120 Daniel Ballud. He's got he's got a place called He's 0:39:29.120 --> 0:39:32.000 a Michelin star winning chef. I know who he is. Yeah, 0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:34.719 well he's got a place in the Bahamas at called 0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:38.160 Cafe Ballud. So I wonder how he got that name. 0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:42.960 So my sister we decided, look, we got to go 0:39:43.000 --> 0:39:45.040 there one day for breakfast because my for three days 0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:47.279 in a row, my dad was like, we were going 0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:53.440 to this random like diner, short order place. And I'm like, guys, 0:39:53.440 --> 0:39:56.560 we're on vacation. I don't want I just don't. I 0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:59.279 just don't want like Jimmy Dean sausages, and like, you know, 0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:02.279 you know, call me boogie, call me crazy, but I 0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:04.319 don't want that. I said, I want to do. We 0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:08.840 want more. And then my sister and I and me whatever, 0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:14.560 all you're right there. Perfect. So the last day, my 0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:15.600 father gives in, he goes. 0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:19.640 All right, so we're gonna go to this cafe bleed. 0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:22.880 We're gonna see just how great this place is. I 0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:26.239 want to see what's the difference between the eggs and 0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:29.279 the sausage we've been eating the last three days and 0:40:29.360 --> 0:40:32.320 this one, okay, except for the price is gonna be double. 0:40:33.120 --> 0:40:37.560 So we sit down and we get into this conversation 0:40:37.719 --> 0:40:42.680 about better, better quality. You know, it's you're paying a 0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:45.200 little bit more for the food, but it's more gourmet, 0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:49.200 and it's probably comes from a better place. Maybe maybe 0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:54.120 the eggs are organic. You know, maybe you know the 0:40:54.160 --> 0:40:56.640 food is better for you. I don't know, maybe it's 0:40:56.640 --> 0:40:59.920 a ruse, but we it was just a weird dynamic 0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:03.200 because my father sat there, he let us have our 0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:07.480 way like the brats that that we are, and and 0:41:07.719 --> 0:41:09.839 you know, but but it was, it was it was 0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:14.000 crazy because we're just we're trying to convince him that, 0:41:14.600 --> 0:41:18.040 you know, the food that he grew up on wasn't 0:41:18.360 --> 0:41:23.640 you know, isn't as good a good quality as this. 0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:25.920 The new ideas and things that they have out there 0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:28.280 now the better. Remember when when you bought your father 0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:31.640 a garbage pailot opened by itself, and he's like, Anthony, 0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:33.360 wh I need you a garbage pail to a garbage 0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:36.840 and Anthony, yes, your father is a man of simple means. 0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:40.319 He doesn't need shtick. He doesn't need fancy schmancy. So 0:41:40.440 --> 0:41:42.480 did he like the eggs better? What's the what's the result? 0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:46.920 The result was he felt there was no difference. We 0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:48.719 thought we had a better meal. Me and my sister 0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:50.640 were looking at each other like, yeah, this is great. 0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:54.719 You know, we were getting like, you know, like our eggs, benedict. 0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:58.919 You know, we were getting like some fancy like croissants 0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:01.840 and things. And the coffee was even better because it 0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:04.160 was like one of those press coughe And you don't 0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:05.880 think French press, French press. I don't think any of 0:42:05.920 --> 0:42:09.880 this is just in your mind. No, well, I'll tell you. 0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:12.440 They make a good case for it. They because you 0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:14.480 feel how much was a breakfast, then how much was 0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:17.480 it was eggs. I would just say that breakfast there 0:42:17.640 --> 0:42:22.520 was thirty percent more, thirty percent more than it was 0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:26.479 at the basic eggs and bacon place at my father. 0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:29.239 But the other thing is, it's like it has to 0:42:29.239 --> 0:42:31.680 be more than thirty percent. We're on vacation, and we're 0:42:31.680 --> 0:42:34.000 on vacation with our family, and look, well, don't you 0:42:34.040 --> 0:42:36.240 want to relax and just order off a nice menu 0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:39.279 that offers like avocadolax I wanted to eat at the 0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:42.040 hotel and that. Oh but I want avocado toast, you know, 0:42:42.200 --> 0:42:44.279 I mean, oh my god, I want your girl from 0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:47.360 TikTok from ten years ago. I want buttermilk pancakes, you know, 0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:49.600 or the oh you know they do fancy like brioche 0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:53.359 or lemon regatta whatever. I'm into food, man, I like 0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:56.719 I like when they pay attention to detail, even the jellies, 0:42:56.880 --> 0:43:01.240 even the jellies, Brody, we're different, okay. And my father's 0:43:01.440 --> 0:43:04.920 bacon and eggs joint, you know. It was the plastic 0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:08.239 Welch's thing where you peel back the freaking cell of 0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:10.319 the fane and what was the jelly like it the 0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:13.200 fancy place did they scrape the jelly out of the 0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:16.040 Welches package into a jar? Fie. The jelly was in 0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:18.840 a fancy glass jar and it was a preserve. It 0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:21.640 wasn't a jelly, Brodie, Oh did it say welch is 0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:23.759 on it? A snooker's on the jar? It wasn't. It was. 0:43:23.800 --> 0:43:25.960 It was like one of those French brands that they 0:43:25.960 --> 0:43:28.960 don't get. It's not high fruit, those corn syrup it's 0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:31.360 all there. You go with the fructose pectin and and 0:43:31.560 --> 0:43:33.919 and a little bit of cane sugar. And it didn't 0:43:33.960 --> 0:43:35.719 have a label on it and an ingredient like yes 0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:38.800 dalfour d a L f O U R and it 0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:41.960 said no pectans. No, it was like no added sugar 0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:44.360 or very little like some little bit of cane sugar. 0:43:44.480 --> 0:43:46.320 But like it said that it's a real fruit. That 0:43:46.480 --> 0:43:49.439 was real fruit, like the strawberry that was coming out 0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:53.839 straw real strawberry, like the seed there was seeds in it. Like, 0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:57.720 I'll take the Smucker's packages. Baster was like, I'm trying 0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:01.160 to raise my kids with better food, better quality food, 0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:04.680 and and we like this. And my father's just sitting 0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:07.040 there and disbelieve, shaking his head. He goes, and where 0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:09.680 would your brother eat because his sister now seems like 0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:12.839 she's a boogie scary too. Well, my brother wasn't with us, 0:44:12.840 --> 0:44:14.840 but he would, you know, he'd be fall somewhere in between. 0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:20.320 But the thing is, it's just a divide between is 0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:22.160 a generation gap between you and the guy who's a 0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:26.080 generation before you. But that's a big it's a big generation. 0:44:26.960 --> 0:44:30.160 He's a boomer. But you know, my sister and I 0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:33.239 were trying to convince him that that everything that he 0:44:33.320 --> 0:44:36.440 knows and remembers is wrong because of the way, you know, 0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:39.879 we've moved on, we've moved on with you know, we 0:44:39.920 --> 0:44:42.400 know more now about what we're putting in our bodies. 0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:45.320 I guess they had fancier eggs when he was thirty. 0:44:45.680 --> 0:44:47.600 He liked his eggs from the place with the egg 0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:50.920 like you like the cage free, pasteurized organic brown eggs. 0:44:51.200 --> 0:44:53.400 Why do you care that birds in the cage or not. 0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:56.280 As far as the taste, I want to be humane. 0:44:56.520 --> 0:44:59.839 I just feel like no, I just feel like it's more. 0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:02.239 I don't know, and it's not a maybe it's not 0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:05.600 a taste thing. It's maybe it's I feel like there's 0:45:05.960 --> 0:45:09.879 doing better for me. I don't know. But I think 0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:11.680 you're like the person if they were offered a BMW 0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:16.040 for twenty thousand, you'd never drive it. Now that's not me, No, 0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:18.000 I don't. Someone said like, oh, there's a new BMW, 0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:19.719 it's only twenty thousand, but like, I'm not driving that 0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:23.600 piece of shit. I gotta have one for fifty because 0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:26.200 you need to know you spent more. I get it. 0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:30.279 I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't 0:45:30.280 --> 0:45:32.800 want to come off sounding bougie. 0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:32.960 Oo. 0:45:33.600 --> 0:45:39.200 Yeah, but but you know what I'm talking about. No, yes, yes, 0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:41.399 sometimes it's nice to go to a restaurant with finer 0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:43.799 f Yeah, especially when you're on vacation, you know. And 0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:47.040 my father, you know, we were gonna treat him anyway. 0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:48.680 We were like that, don't worry about it. We got this, 0:45:48.760 --> 0:45:51.120 we got this. We're gonna kick in for it. But 0:45:51.200 --> 0:45:53.240 all right, Well, we're gonna go to commercial on the second. 0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:55.600 Can can we play one clip of something that happened? 0:45:55.640 --> 0:45:57.440 You know what? When we come back, we'll play a 0:45:57.480 --> 0:46:00.680 clip from a commercial for a restaurant. Is the opposite 0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:03.520 of Bougie, the complete opposite of bougie, And I want 0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:05.359 your opinion on it. Scary when we come back. Okay? 0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:05.560 Is that? 0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:07.759 Okay? We have This is the last break right? No, 0:46:07.800 --> 0:46:10.279 we have we have two more. Oh, very good, So 0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:13.120 we have time. Good, okay, okay, we'll right back. Oh wait, 0:46:13.120 --> 0:46:14.640 we want to play clip or we will right back. 0:46:15.360 --> 0:46:18.640 We'll play clip. We'll right back, right back. Let's play clip. No, 0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:21.480 let's play let's play clip. We'll play clip. Yeah, let's 0:46:21.520 --> 0:46:24.359 play clip. Okay, yeah, all right, before you play it, 0:46:24.440 --> 0:46:34.040 let's god, you're a dick. You're a dick. No, you'dic hey, okay, 0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:36.040 before we get to this clip. Oh no, you want 0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:39.040 to play one clip because I have a special another 0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:42.160 phone call surprise. But you're gonna love because you just 0:46:42.719 --> 0:46:44.480 this person. Okay, hold on, before you get to the 0:46:44.800 --> 0:46:46.040 I want to make sure we have time for the 0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:48.960 stupid person. If we don't have time for the stupid person, 0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:50.880 I want to apologize now, no, we did. We did 0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:53.920 we do? By the way, speaking of special people on 0:46:53.960 --> 0:46:56.440 the phone, I want to give it an apology. Three 0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:59.480 hundredth episode. We should have had Spruce on and we 0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:03.640 did not. So I apologize to him already that we 0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:06.040 we didn't work it out time wise because we recorded 0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:07.840 at the time. I knew he wasn't available, but we 0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:09.920 should have had him on. So shout out to Spruce. 0:47:09.960 --> 0:47:11.960 We know we love you. We'll see on the four hundredth. 0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:15.200 All right, who's coming on the phone? Now? Oh what 0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:17.520 about the sound? We're gonna play a clip. You just 0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:19.080 told me you were putting someone on the phone who 0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:23.319 would take a break shop. No, I got somebody. I 0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:25.319 got somebody. We're gonna talk to you real quick. And 0:47:25.920 --> 0:47:29.160 this this really is there anyone on the phone. I 0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:32.960 might enjoy talking to this person here? Yeah, you're gonna 0:47:33.000 --> 0:47:37.120 love this person. I I why are you calling them? 0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:39.799 They didn't call you? Yeah? I told I told her 0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:44.440 we'd call her her. Yeah, it's our it's our friend. 0:47:46.680 --> 0:47:54.680 We have lots of friends. Yeah. Hey, it's Astra. Oh hi, 0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:56.960 I haven't talked to you and like for so long 0:47:58.440 --> 0:48:01.760 it's been ages. Yeah, Oh my god, it's like two days. 0:48:01.920 --> 0:48:05.759 Astra she, oh, she could get a kick out of 0:48:05.800 --> 0:48:09.320 your story, mister k T you she works for KTU. 0:48:09.920 --> 0:48:12.320 I already told the story. That's okay, now, well another 0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:12.920 time for that. 0:48:13.160 --> 0:48:18.480 And uh she's also she's also uh. 0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:21.040 She's also works for Page six TV. She's here. She's 0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.920 the face of page six on the New York Post, 0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:27.000 Page six, the famous page, the famous page six. You 0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:30.600 are the famous TV video person for it, right, he's 0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:36.800 the host, the hostess host. Yes, so so the latter 0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:38.920 part of my So I just told everybody about my 0:48:38.960 --> 0:48:42.839 Bahamas trip, but the third leg of my trip down 0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:44.680 the shore was down the shore, which I was not 0:48:44.760 --> 0:48:48.120 aware of until Astra told me, Yeah, briefly, like what 0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:50.000 I didn't know about that, But go ahead tell the 0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:52.759 audience we were. We were down at Asbury, you know, 0:48:52.840 --> 0:48:55.160 in Asbury Park, hanging out at the hotel. And then 0:48:55.400 --> 0:48:58.239 Astra's like, well, we're down here too with our friend 0:48:58.280 --> 0:49:02.000 I Naz from Channel five, this fantas Dan New York 0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:04.960 with Rosanna Scato she does the traffic, and and my 0:49:05.000 --> 0:49:07.960 girlfriend Robin and and Astra and and they were, you know, 0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:09.720 they were like, hey, we're coming over to the pool 0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:16.319 and she She's like, I'm gonna bring my service dog. Oh, 0:49:16.400 --> 0:49:19.440 I want to talk to you about that exactly all 0:49:19.480 --> 0:49:22.080 these pictures holding a dog, I thought, like, my god, 0:49:22.160 --> 0:49:25.719 is the dog alive? But here's the best part. It's 0:49:25.719 --> 0:49:31.879 a teacup Yorki and Astra brings her dog. But what's 0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:32.879 the name of your dog again? 0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:38.800 Tell everybody her name is Nyla on Instagram Star the Yorkie. 0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:40.719 Nyla's Nyla. What is it again? 0:49:40.960 --> 0:49:44.840 Cut out Nilo's, Nyla's Star the york. 0:49:45.040 --> 0:49:48.600 Nyla Star the Yorki, right, and and y n y 0:49:48.760 --> 0:49:50.960 La that rolls off the tongue n y l A 0:49:51.200 --> 0:49:55.399 Star the Yorkie. So Nila shows up. Wait, let's look 0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:57.400 my two favorite cities, New York in La. 0:49:57.560 --> 0:49:59.080 So it's super easy to remember. 0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:03.200 Right, perfect? So okay, she shows up with Nila Star 0:50:03.280 --> 0:50:09.680 the Yorkie, her service dog, and we'll wait a second. 0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:16.680 The dog is wearing a Chanelle bikini Gucci Actually, oh, 0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:20.680 I'm sorry, it was a Gucci a Gucci bikini? Was 0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:26.600 it a Barkhini? And then later outfit change. The dog 0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:30.319 comes back out in a product dress. Oh no, a 0:50:30.360 --> 0:50:33.520 Lucas produ dress. Curious why do you Why are you 0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:36.960 hating on her word? Because I feel like if it's 0:50:37.000 --> 0:50:41.560 a service animal, right, it should be dressed like a 0:50:41.600 --> 0:50:45.360 service animal because it's there to service purpose for whatever. 0:50:45.440 --> 0:50:48.960 Then they be wearing like a nurse's outfit. Well, I 0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:52.160 just have a stethoscope around its neck. What are you 0:50:52.200 --> 0:50:55.000 talking about, sky, What does animal look like? What should 0:50:55.040 --> 0:50:57.000 have a shed, have an orange like glow in the 0:50:57.080 --> 0:51:00.560 dark vest and a construction helmet. It's just weird because 0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:03.400 you're talking about a teacup Yorky with a two piece 0:51:03.440 --> 0:51:07.360 bathing suit on to prefer one person. And she was 0:51:07.400 --> 0:51:08.920 going with the I guess she was going with the 0:51:08.920 --> 0:51:12.000 theme of the afternoon. But I feel like, if you 0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:14.399 are in need of a service animal, and again we're 0:51:14.400 --> 0:51:17.000 not asking why because it breaks hippo laws and all 0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:19.760 the other stuff. It doesn't brek hippolaws. You're not her doctor, Okay, 0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:23.239 then whatever, but I'm not asking. Uh yeah, but so 0:51:23.280 --> 0:51:26.520 she she has a service animal, I feel like it 0:51:26.840 --> 0:51:29.880 needs it's it's uniform. And and that's what would the 0:51:29.920 --> 0:51:32.319 uniform behold on everybody, it's just a scary tell us 0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:34.799 what the uniform would look like? Well, it has to happen. 0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:40.280 The uniform has to have that that the reflective padding 0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:43.720 around it, and it's a service animal on across his body. 0:51:43.880 --> 0:51:45.600 Okay and scary? Scary? 0:51:45.640 --> 0:51:49.120 Did she not have that on her bag, on her back, 0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:53.440 on her bag, her on her bag? Yeah, he was 0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:55.720 too busy looking at her exposed nipples because the bikini 0:51:55.719 --> 0:51:57.719 in the world was only covering the top two not 0:51:57.760 --> 0:51:59.600 the bottom six. I just want to know why we 0:51:59.719 --> 0:52:02.080 human I want to know why humanized pets like what 0:52:02.520 --> 0:52:04.439 and and not a pet? Not a pet? 0:52:04.560 --> 0:52:04.640 Right? 0:52:05.000 --> 0:52:07.759 A service animal? So the question is is this a 0:52:07.760 --> 0:52:10.640 gray line? Like is this is not a different than 0:52:10.680 --> 0:52:13.040 the dog? Is a service animal in disguise? 0:52:13.120 --> 0:52:13.200 Like? 0:52:13.239 --> 0:52:14.120 What's going on here? 0:52:15.520 --> 0:52:15.920 And was. 0:52:20.640 --> 0:52:21.520 Skirt? It was? 0:52:21.680 --> 0:52:22.400 It was a skirt? 0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:23.520 They cannot wear thongs? 0:52:23.520 --> 0:52:24.719 How would you go to the bathroom? 0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:27.600 Right, so how do women go to the bathroom? So 0:52:27.800 --> 0:52:31.319 I would just want you to just the down what's 0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:33.680 your what's your service animal? Should be able to pull 0:52:33.719 --> 0:52:38.080 her own pants down to train? Right, I just want 0:52:38.120 --> 0:52:42.719 to know what's your could What are you thinking here? At? 0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:48.759 What were you thinking handing this man a dog? He killed? 0:52:48.960 --> 0:52:51.600 He killed a dolphin? Practically are you not? Are you 0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:54.160 like failing to see where I'm going with this. I 0:52:54.200 --> 0:52:56.840 see where you're going. But I heard as told me that. 0:52:56.960 --> 0:52:59.919 Somebody yelled out, hey, is it colicky? Is that true? 0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:03.120 Because that's what you ask somebody said. 0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:08.160 Somebody commented that on his Instagram picture you right now, Scary. 0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:10.680 Scary likes to try to act like he's not into 0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:13.920 any type of animals or baby or whatever. Meanwhile, the 0:53:14.480 --> 0:53:16.560 first of all, let me just clarify. When I walked in, 0:53:16.920 --> 0:53:20.799 she was in her bag completely not even seen, and 0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:22.920 I said to him, I have my dog with me, 0:53:22.960 --> 0:53:26.120 and he's like where and on my open the bag, 0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:28.680 out pops her little head and all of a sudden, 0:53:28.760 --> 0:53:30.360 tell me he melted like a baby. 0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:34.560 I did. But I just are you trying to cheage 0:53:34.560 --> 0:53:36.319 the system here a little bit? I don't know. That's 0:53:36.360 --> 0:53:40.720 where I'm gonna ask the hard hitting question. I'm asking 0:53:40.760 --> 0:53:44.680 you that because you're you're you're dressing the dog in outfits. 0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:47.200 It's like, now, is does she war Halloween costumes? 0:53:47.200 --> 0:53:47.399 Too? 0:53:48.719 --> 0:53:50.000 Of course she does. 0:53:50.280 --> 0:53:52.200 Listen at the end of the day. At the end 0:53:52.200 --> 0:53:55.040 of the day, she is my service animal, and she's 0:53:55.080 --> 0:53:57.880 also right next to me, so she has to compliment me. 0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:01.239 As well, make sure that I'm good. Right, she can't 0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:04.680 go with some some slag looking looking hobo. She's got 0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:06.759 to have a dog that lives. 0:54:08.760 --> 0:54:10.640 Whether she wears clothes or she doesn't. 0:54:10.360 --> 0:54:13.000 Wear clothes, she still does her job. So why does 0:54:13.000 --> 0:54:15.600 it bother you if she's clothed or naked. 0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:18.279 Because I find it a little weird. It's like going 0:54:18.320 --> 0:54:21.040 to the airport and finding a drug sniffing dog dressed 0:54:21.120 --> 0:54:23.680 in a friggin you know, in a bikini. 0:54:24.600 --> 0:54:27.960 Yes, exactly, well listen, but but it's weird. 0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:29.960 It's like that. Well, theyre to perform it. They're there 0:54:30.040 --> 0:54:32.080 to perform like a service, a duty. 0:54:33.719 --> 0:54:36.640 Clarify though, we got to clarify that those dogs in 0:54:36.680 --> 0:54:40.920 the airport are actually police officers, like they are actually 0:54:41.160 --> 0:54:44.320 cops with badges, so there's a difference. 0:54:44.560 --> 0:54:48.840 They have to wear their police She's right now, scary, 0:54:49.080 --> 0:54:52.880 I'm it can interject here for a moment, not knowing 0:54:53.040 --> 0:54:55.360 why she needs a service dog, and that's not our business, 0:54:55.440 --> 0:54:58.439 none of that. But let's say, let's say hypothetically, part 0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:03.000 of the service the dog provides is comfort and calmness. Right, yeah, 0:55:03.560 --> 0:55:06.640 if you needed a dog, anyone needed a dog for 0:55:06.680 --> 0:55:09.760 comfort and kindness and warmth and and and and and 0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:13.560 you know, maybe a steam building whatever. Then you would 0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:17.239 want the dog to at least look good if you're 0:55:17.280 --> 0:55:20.160 gonna be in a hot bikini. And if I know Astra, 0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:25.000 she was looking good, I'm sure she was. And you know, uh, 0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:27.279 why wouldn't you want the dog to look good? You're 0:55:27.320 --> 0:55:30.319 taking her out in public? And if the outfit on 0:55:30.360 --> 0:55:33.359 the dog also brings you comfort because you feel like, look, 0:55:33.400 --> 0:55:36.080 how nice I've made my dog look, then that dog 0:55:36.160 --> 0:55:39.759 is providing a service by looking good, providing comfort to 0:55:39.800 --> 0:55:42.920 the owner by looking good. Therefore it's doing its service. 0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:45.680 It's like it's like arm candy. If you're a billionaire, 0:55:46.080 --> 0:55:48.200 you hire arm. Can you get a woman who's hot? 0:55:48.520 --> 0:55:51.840 You know, whether she's uh, maybe she's a day for 0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:54.960 the evening or maybe she's some like gold digger who 0:55:55.080 --> 0:55:59.359 like you want a young hot wife, right, a hot dress. 0:56:00.400 --> 0:56:02.439 You've never seen a sugar daddy with an ugly chick 0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:03.680 on his arm, let's be real. 0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:07.239 Right, which people don't have ugly wives mostly so if 0:56:07.239 --> 0:56:09.880 this hot chick is on his arm, that's his that's her, 0:56:10.040 --> 0:56:12.719 that's his service animal. When I think of service animals, 0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:15.239 I think of official business. I feel like, you know, 0:56:15.280 --> 0:56:18.160 you have to go through a process, you get papers done, 0:56:18.719 --> 0:56:19.360 you go. 0:56:19.719 --> 0:56:23.279 And I do. Yes, I have my papers, doctor's note. 0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:26.600 I have everything that's absolutely needed. What you're thinking of 0:56:26.800 --> 0:56:29.840 with a service animal is you're thinking of the animals 0:56:29.840 --> 0:56:32.080 that are bigger, like labradors, or. 0:56:32.080 --> 0:56:36.719 That help blind people or injured veterans. Right, right, right, 0:56:36.840 --> 0:56:40.360 That's so I'm just saying, like, are you Are you 0:56:40.480 --> 0:56:45.399 not taking the service of the animals seriously because it's 0:56:45.400 --> 0:56:49.120 not in the uniform. Instead, the dog scared the dog 0:56:49.480 --> 0:56:51.480 asked you if I may answer this, because he's ludicrous. 0:56:52.160 --> 0:56:54.960 Dog's purpose is not to help her. She's not blind. 0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:58.319 The dog's purpose not to help her reach things. So 0:56:58.400 --> 0:57:00.960 you you would agree, though, if you see a seeing 0:57:01.000 --> 0:57:05.320 eye dog, you know, dressed in a freaking cop uniform 0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:07.120 for for Halloween, are. 0:57:06.960 --> 0:57:10.319 You I have seen some seeing eye dogs. 0:57:10.040 --> 0:57:13.480 Dressed okay, but admit aster, if it's a seeing eye dog, 0:57:13.560 --> 0:57:15.640 the clothing probably doesn't match because the person's blind. 0:57:18.800 --> 0:57:19.520 Usually they might. 0:57:19.440 --> 0:57:21.160 Even have like a vest on or a dress, or 0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:22.360 maybe like a pair of pants. 0:57:22.440 --> 0:57:23.280 I have seen it. 0:57:23.360 --> 0:57:23.840 I've seen them. 0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:27.200 I just for whatever reason, for whatever reason, my vision 0:57:27.400 --> 0:57:31.120 of an animal that performs a service or serves a purpose. 0:57:32.240 --> 0:57:38.000 It's just maybe not taking seriously. Uh, what's the service scary? 0:57:38.200 --> 0:57:40.400 It's a different service. Yeah, you're right. You're right. If 0:57:40.400 --> 0:57:42.200 the services to make her happy. 0:57:45.360 --> 0:57:48.520 Is also scary, you realize that all service animals come 0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:51.400 in different sizes. They're not just the big dogs that 0:57:51.440 --> 0:57:52.160 you're thinking of. 0:57:52.360 --> 0:57:55.600 Yes, your teacup Yorky by the way, beautiful. I love Nyla. 0:57:55.680 --> 0:57:57.200 And she didn't even bark once. 0:57:58.200 --> 0:58:01.240 It's very let's just train and and that's my point, 0:58:01.280 --> 0:58:03.960 because she is trained. If she wasn't trained, she'd be 0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:06.200 barking and yapping and out of control, and that is 0:58:06.200 --> 0:58:07.200 not a service animal. 0:58:07.320 --> 0:58:10.080 A service animal needs to be able to make sure. 0:58:10.320 --> 0:58:12.880 So I shouldn't judge the book by its cover. I shouldn't. 0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:15.880 I shouldn't judge the service animal by what she's wearing. 0:58:16.000 --> 0:58:18.960 Is really what this comes down to. Let's say as 0:58:19.000 --> 0:58:21.720 a nine year old girl at this pool, if they're allowed, 0:58:21.760 --> 0:58:23.920 because you go to pools that don't allow children. But 0:58:24.000 --> 0:58:25.919 let's say as a nine ten year old little girl, 0:58:26.560 --> 0:58:29.440 and the little girl has anxiety, and they get her 0:58:29.440 --> 0:58:32.200 a service animal to help her with her anxiety, and 0:58:32.240 --> 0:58:34.760 in helping her with her anxiety. They dressed the dog 0:58:34.880 --> 0:58:38.560 up like a Disney princess. They she's she's she's h 0:58:38.680 --> 0:58:41.120 let's say she's Bell. They put a little yellow outfit 0:58:41.200 --> 0:58:43.320 on her and she's like, oh, it's my little dog. 0:58:43.360 --> 0:58:45.160 Her name is Bell, and we dressed her like Bell 0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:47.240 from Beauty and the Beast. And that makes that little 0:58:47.320 --> 0:58:52.600 girl less anxiety ridden. Is that okay? Yes? Then stopping 0:58:52.600 --> 0:58:57.560 a dickt out, I'm coming around because whatever it is 0:58:57.600 --> 0:59:01.240 to analogy, whatever it takes to to calm her anxiety, 0:59:01.280 --> 0:59:03.439 I guess, I don't know. It's just it just looked. 0:59:03.480 --> 0:59:05.520 It was a little weird to me. I wanted to 0:59:05.560 --> 0:59:07.320 just get you on the podcast to talk about it 0:59:07.320 --> 0:59:09.240 real quick. It's okay, you know I love you and 0:59:09.280 --> 0:59:13.080 I love Nyla. All right, So let's say, let's say 0:59:13.080 --> 0:59:17.040 it's a it's a wounded warrior, an American hero down 0:59:17.120 --> 0:59:20.120 this road there's no winning for me and we and 0:59:20.160 --> 0:59:22.480 they have a service dog. He doesn't matter how big 0:59:22.480 --> 0:59:24.640 is it. Maybe the is pitning me up against the wall. 0:59:24.640 --> 0:59:28.320 Here go ahead, you wish. And this man, as a child, 0:59:28.560 --> 0:59:31.320 he had a little poodle and now as a wounded 0:59:31.360 --> 0:59:34.400 war veteran. They've provided a dog for him because he's 0:59:34.440 --> 0:59:37.040 an American hero and he needs help, and this, this 0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:41.480 giant standard poodle is his help. And he likes to 0:59:41.480 --> 0:59:43.880 put the dog with a little camo, a little camel, 0:59:43.880 --> 0:59:46.960 little camo handkerchief around his neck, maybe a little you know, uh, 0:59:47.080 --> 0:59:52.160 a little camo vest Is that? Okay? Of course it is. Oh, 0:59:52.240 --> 0:59:55.720 it's only Astro. That's what I'm here. You want to 0:59:55.720 --> 0:59:57.920 know what I think. 0:59:58.360 --> 1:00:01.360 I think Nyla actually did her job with Scary because 1:00:01.440 --> 1:00:03.960 she actually opened his heart because it's been cold. 1:00:05.960 --> 1:00:08.560 Oh yeah, Scary is terrible with animals, not as bad 1:00:08.600 --> 1:00:10.600 as he's with kids. But you look at don't jump 1:00:10.640 --> 1:00:13.800 on me. In fact, he thinks a dog is a racist. 1:00:14.680 --> 1:00:15.640 You want to know something? 1:00:16.000 --> 1:00:18.680 He was with more than Nyla was with me that weekend. 1:00:19.000 --> 1:00:24.040 Yeah she is. She is a just a ball of 1:00:23.560 --> 1:00:26.880 of glory. Then she said, then she supplied you with 1:00:26.920 --> 1:00:30.680 a service as well, Scary. Yeah, I love I love her. 1:00:30.720 --> 1:00:32.760 All right. We have to take a commercial break here, 1:00:32.800 --> 1:00:36.040 but but I thank you for for coming on with 1:00:36.120 --> 1:00:40.720 us and on the phone. On the phone, extra, why 1:00:40.760 --> 1:00:45.080 don't you plug? Yeah, yes, ball, you're welcome. Astra. That 1:00:45.120 --> 1:00:47.600 one of us understood. Why don't you go ahead and 1:00:47.600 --> 1:00:51.000 plug your your your page six show and you're you're 1:00:51.040 --> 1:00:52.880 what you're doing in on KT at the moment? 1:00:53.880 --> 1:00:56.960 Yes, well on k yeah, of course what are three 1:00:56.960 --> 1:00:57.400 five keys? 1:00:57.480 --> 1:00:59.840 You on every weekend four to ten on Saturday, so 1:01:00.240 --> 1:01:03.040 midnight on Sunday and then Monday through Friday. You can 1:01:03.080 --> 1:01:05.520 catch me at page six, which, of course if you 1:01:05.520 --> 1:01:10.760 follow us on Instagram or TikTok page six and on 1:01:10.960 --> 1:01:13.560 web on the web, of course, and check out go 1:01:13.560 --> 1:01:14.280 to the video section. 1:01:14.480 --> 1:01:16.280 You're gonna see all of my videos. 1:01:17.240 --> 1:01:19.640 She's extra on the air on Instagram. 1:01:20.520 --> 1:01:22.560 Yep, Astra on the air and of course we'll forget 1:01:22.680 --> 1:01:24.720 Nihli's star the Yorkie on Instagram. If you want to 1:01:24.720 --> 1:01:27.040 see cuteness that opened up Scary's heart. 1:01:26.880 --> 1:01:29.280 Give her a follow. Yes, and she was not in 1:01:29.320 --> 1:01:31.040 the movie at Astra, which was terrible. 1:01:34.040 --> 1:01:35.280 We will be right back. 1:01:36.520 --> 1:01:38.600 You know, I was just kidding with Astra, right, Oh, 1:01:38.640 --> 1:01:41.200 I think she'll forgive you. Yeah, we know each other 1:01:41.200 --> 1:01:43.440 for years. Seriously, I know, I know, I know. It's 1:01:43.480 --> 1:01:46.000 all good. It's all hey, listen, it is adorable limited 1:01:46.040 --> 1:01:50.360 time only news our merch store. We mentioned it. We 1:01:50.480 --> 1:01:52.400 tease it on Slice Time, but some of you don't listen, 1:01:52.440 --> 1:01:55.760 you bastards. Start listening to Slice Time. But if you 1:01:55.840 --> 1:01:58.520 go to our merch store, we have it, our three 1:01:58.600 --> 1:02:02.400 hundredth episode. Come in merch. Very excited for this, Brody, 1:02:03.200 --> 1:02:06.200 you got the three hundredth episode T shirt, you got 1:02:06.200 --> 1:02:09.120 the hoodie and ladies and you know, skinny guys, you've 1:02:09.120 --> 1:02:13.040 been asking for it. The tank top yeaes this summer. Yeah, 1:02:13.040 --> 1:02:15.480 the tank top returns and you might notice the three 1:02:15.560 --> 1:02:18.120 hundred in the word Brooklyn. That was mind I designed that. 1:02:18.240 --> 1:02:22.120 Thank you. It's pretty awesome. So limited supply, and of course, 1:02:22.200 --> 1:02:27.000 Brody and I will sign every piece of merch between 1:02:27.040 --> 1:02:30.560 now and July twenty sixth, right, even if you buy 1:02:30.560 --> 1:02:33.320 other merch besides the three, we'll sign it. But you know, 1:02:33.480 --> 1:02:35.919 buy the stuff now while it's on sale, because after 1:02:35.920 --> 1:02:37.440 the end of the month, I'm pretty sure it's all 1:02:37.480 --> 1:02:39.840 gonna be gone. Scary about the website, yeah, well you 1:02:39.920 --> 1:02:42.000 know what it is, bright now it's Brooklyn Boys dot 1:02:42.040 --> 1:02:46.400 Bigcartel dot com. As my song said, that's Brooklyn Boys 1:02:46.480 --> 1:02:49.200 dot Bigcartel dot com. If you want to do some sound, 1:02:49.240 --> 1:02:51.520 we can do some sound. Yeah, let's do that all right? 1:02:51.520 --> 1:02:53.840 Tell me what what you got and I'll tell you. 1:02:53.840 --> 1:02:55.640 I'll set it up. You got it, all right, let's 1:02:55.680 --> 1:03:00.800 go to buns. Okay. So you know how sometimes people 1:03:00.800 --> 1:03:03.400 on television are told to say something funny and they 1:03:03.400 --> 1:03:05.280 don't know why it's funny. They don't get it and 1:03:05.320 --> 1:03:07.920 they're just dorky and they shouldn't be doing comedy. Uh. 1:03:07.960 --> 1:03:10.480 This guy was talking about thet the Nathan's July fourth 1:03:10.520 --> 1:03:13.240 hot Dog Eating Contest. Just play the clips. How awkward 1:03:13.240 --> 1:03:24.840 he sounds, Sun's out and buns out. I I can't 1:03:24.840 --> 1:03:27.720 stand that. It's the hot dog eating contest. So there's 1:03:27.760 --> 1:03:30.760 buns out and buns out. But he's like, I don't 1:03:30.800 --> 1:03:32.520 know why I'm saying it. Why would you say that? 1:03:32.720 --> 1:03:34.200 Why would you say? I don't know why I'm saying this, 1:03:34.240 --> 1:03:38.120 but I'm gonna gohaing sake, becau, I'm talking ahead, clearly, 1:03:38.160 --> 1:03:40.640 clearly making a pun. But you don't have to reference 1:03:40.640 --> 1:03:42.480 the fact that you made a pun. Or and then 1:03:42.520 --> 1:03:45.000 he referenced, like you don't know why you made the pun. 1:03:45.360 --> 1:03:46.720 He's like, I don't know why I made the pun. 1:03:46.720 --> 1:03:47.000 I don't know. 1:03:47.040 --> 1:03:48.880 I don't get it. All right, do you have you 1:03:48.880 --> 1:03:53.920 have sandwiches. Uh, yes, okay. So this is a commercial 1:03:54.400 --> 1:03:57.280 for Mike's Amazing Mayan and he's not a sponsor. They're 1:03:57.320 --> 1:03:59.680 a sponsor of the New York Mets. And the guy 1:03:59.720 --> 1:04:02.120 talks about all the things you can put mayonnaise on. 1:04:02.680 --> 1:04:05.000 But listen to the way he says the words sandwiches. 1:04:06.560 --> 1:04:09.320 That's fans, the amazing double play for your hot dogs, 1:04:09.360 --> 1:04:13.560 pretzels and sandwiches is Mike's Amazing Mayo in must. 1:04:13.400 --> 1:04:14.600 He said, sandwiches. 1:04:14.840 --> 1:04:21.040 Hold on, hot dogs, pretzels and sandwiches is Mike's Amazing 1:04:21.080 --> 1:04:23.360 Mao and must sandwiches. 1:04:23.120 --> 1:04:26.400 He said, sandwiches. This guy is a professional voiceover guy 1:04:27.120 --> 1:04:32.080 hired by a big company, and he said sandwiches. You know, 1:04:32.120 --> 1:04:36.360 this reminds me of a nobody caught it, nobody called 1:04:36.400 --> 1:04:40.080 Now nobody caught that. But also, do you know those 1:04:40.320 --> 1:04:42.160 the hot dog carts in New York City and they 1:04:42.160 --> 1:04:45.880 have all the uh you know they sometimes nowadays they 1:04:45.920 --> 1:04:48.400 have the led lights around it and they could program 1:04:48.480 --> 1:04:51.520 a message you know, hot dog, yeah right right from 1:04:51.520 --> 1:04:54.320 eyes and it lights up and it goes crazy on 1:04:54.360 --> 1:04:57.400 the corner of sixth Avenue. And I want to say, 1:04:57.400 --> 1:05:00.320 it's like fifty third Street in Manhattan. Want to say, 1:05:00.320 --> 1:05:03.840 it is one of those one of those carts and 1:05:05.120 --> 1:05:10.280 they have the words sandwiches lit up in neon lights, 1:05:10.320 --> 1:05:16.080 going crazy, But it's sand wishes, sad w I s 1:05:16.320 --> 1:05:20.880 h E S. Brody. I kid you not. Six months ago, 1:05:21.160 --> 1:05:23.880 I was stopped at that light. I looked up. I'm like, aha, 1:05:24.360 --> 1:05:27.720 he's a spelled wrong sandwiches and it's like wrapping around 1:05:27.760 --> 1:05:32.400 the truck in lights. Sand wishes, that's that's Brody. Six 1:05:32.440 --> 1:05:36.040 months later, same light, did you look anything to the 1:05:36.040 --> 1:05:38.800 guy trying to help him? Look up, it's still there. 1:05:38.840 --> 1:05:42.919 Brody's the word sand wishes is rolling? Okay? How many 1:05:43.000 --> 1:05:46.640 thousands of people have seen that sign and that misspelling 1:05:46.680 --> 1:05:49.760 in the last six months, and anyone David Brody he 1:05:49.760 --> 1:05:50.840 would have gone up and said, you know what, The 1:05:50.840 --> 1:05:52.480 guy would have said, I don't know, that's what he 1:05:52.480 --> 1:05:54.760 would say. He would have of course, he would have said, 1:05:54.800 --> 1:05:56.360 not my card. I don't know. So then why But 1:05:56.400 --> 1:05:59.000 this guy is in is an English speaking voice over 1:05:59.080 --> 1:06:02.000 guy say and sandwiches? All right, all right, I got 1:06:02.080 --> 1:06:06.520 I got practical one. Oh okay, so practical This guy. 1:06:06.520 --> 1:06:09.080 First of all, this guy, for some reason, he can't 1:06:09.080 --> 1:06:11.160 say z's at the end of words. Okay, but then 1:06:11.200 --> 1:06:12.560 he uses a word at the end of the sentence 1:06:12.600 --> 1:06:15.440 that isn't a word, so he says, like, but God 1:06:15.480 --> 1:06:21.720 played a clip is a disease. I don't know these. 1:06:22.360 --> 1:06:26.360 Makers, with teachers, with students, with parents, teachers, with our 1:06:26.520 --> 1:06:33.200 labor partners, to arrive at the most practicable, implementable. 1:06:32.680 --> 1:06:36.960 Solution, practicable, practicable, practicable. 1:06:38.360 --> 1:06:42.960 To arrive at the most practicable, implementable solution. 1:06:43.160 --> 1:06:46.960 Even though he fumbled imb bull. Now I'm gonna I'm 1:06:46.960 --> 1:06:49.960 going to tell you that this man, uh probably Spanish 1:06:50.080 --> 1:06:53.040 is his first language. But still I can't swear to that. 1:06:53.280 --> 1:06:54.880 But now I want you to play the clip that 1:06:54.920 --> 1:06:59.320 says mad Dog, mad Dog Chris mad Dog Russo is 1:06:59.480 --> 1:07:02.240 I know for a fact speaks English as his first language. 1:07:02.440 --> 1:07:06.160 Has been on New York radio since the eighties. Okay, 1:07:06.920 --> 1:07:10.400 he's now on MLB network. He's talking about Pete A 1:07:10.400 --> 1:07:12.080 Lonzo in the home run derby, which is right now 1:07:12.080 --> 1:07:14.480 as we're recording this. Thank god, I'm taping it. Now 1:07:14.520 --> 1:07:17.400 listen to listen to what he says. Go ahead, play 1:07:17.560 --> 1:07:18.360 mad Dog Russo. 1:07:18.600 --> 1:07:20.560 It took him because of the home run derby. 1:07:20.640 --> 1:07:28.360 Participation, that right, participation he knows well, No, I think 1:07:28.600 --> 1:07:33.560 that's just a flub. No, no, no, that's a participation. Yeah, 1:07:33.600 --> 1:07:35.440 I know that he knows that too. You don't think 1:07:35.440 --> 1:07:38.240 he knows that. I think he just he just fumbled 1:07:38.280 --> 1:07:41.080 his words. Some of your favorite people fumble their words 1:07:41.080 --> 1:07:43.960 every five minutes. It happens. It happens when they're old 1:07:43.960 --> 1:07:47.080 and they have a stuttering problem. But they're not sportscasters 1:07:47.080 --> 1:07:51.160 on MLB networks about Granger. Okay, So at the end 1:07:51.240 --> 1:07:55.600 of every commercial for Granger, it says call or click 1:07:55.720 --> 1:07:57.880 Grainger dot com. Play the clip and I want to 1:07:57.880 --> 1:08:00.919 ask you a question about it Grainger dot com. 1:08:00.960 --> 1:08:03.840 Or stop buying for the ones. 1:08:03.640 --> 1:08:06.880 Who get it done. What website do you click? You 1:08:06.920 --> 1:08:10.440 don't click ESPN dot com, pom Clickgrainger dot com or 1:08:10.480 --> 1:08:14.160 stop buying for the ones who get it done? Terrible 1:08:14.160 --> 1:08:17.320 commercial does now do you click? A website? Leaves people 1:08:17.479 --> 1:08:20.000 in confusion. If I want to go to CNN dot com, 1:08:20.000 --> 1:08:21.400 do I click CNN dot com? 1:08:21.439 --> 1:08:21.599 Now? 1:08:21.640 --> 1:08:25.920 Like? What? Right? Click? Okay? Now this commercial the other 1:08:25.960 --> 1:08:29.519 clip with the word golden in it, Yes, I do. Okay, Now, 1:08:30.720 --> 1:08:32.960 this is a commercial that I'm telling you get so 1:08:33.080 --> 1:08:36.000 much hate online because it pisses me off. And I 1:08:36.000 --> 1:08:38.880 looked online at people tweeting at the company who fucking 1:08:38.880 --> 1:08:42.639 hate this commercial. There's Reddit threads people hate this commercial. Okay, 1:08:42.640 --> 1:08:45.519 So this is a known commercial that airs everywhere, and 1:08:45.520 --> 1:08:49.200 it's everywhere constant. Now, it's not a bougie place. It's 1:08:49.240 --> 1:08:53.160 not a Mexican place, it's not a Spanish place. It's 1:08:53.240 --> 1:08:57.439 the Golden Corral. It's it's the low end buffet that's 1:08:57.479 --> 1:08:59.479 all over the country. Sure. Now, don't get me wrong, 1:08:59.520 --> 1:09:01.640 I love the Golden Crowd. I mean low end, Like, 1:09:01.680 --> 1:09:03.760 it's not expensive. It's the kind of place your dad 1:09:03.760 --> 1:09:07.320 would go to with me that you wouldn't go to. Okay, Now, 1:09:07.479 --> 1:09:10.920 in this commercial, now scary if you and I were 1:09:10.960 --> 1:09:14.519 at lunch with someone who said, Hey, I'm gonna have 1:09:14.600 --> 1:09:18.080 some mozzarella, we might say it's mozzarella, right, We would 1:09:18.160 --> 1:09:21.600 correct them gently. Right. So I want to get to 1:09:21.640 --> 1:09:24.720 picture this commercial. There's a family of I think, two 1:09:24.840 --> 1:09:28.519 young girls and a mom. They're all Hispanic and a 1:09:28.680 --> 1:09:32.240 and a white girl would freckles. Okay. The white girl 1:09:32.720 --> 1:09:35.240 says the name of the food she wants, and these 1:09:35.400 --> 1:09:39.920 other three women attack her, attack her and make her 1:09:39.960 --> 1:09:44.559 say the words the way they want with an I love, 1:09:44.640 --> 1:09:46.840 I love a good accent. But listen to the commercial 1:09:46.920 --> 1:09:48.280 and see if it wouldn't rub you the wrong way, 1:09:48.280 --> 1:09:50.479 if if these were your friend. 1:09:51.200 --> 1:10:00.759 That's what I say, hard and you on rolls. 1:10:02.600 --> 1:10:06.519 The father jumped in the whole. I never heard that before, 1:10:08.120 --> 1:10:13.760 and it's for Golden Corral. Oh, carne asada, it's that's 1:10:13.760 --> 1:10:20.040 what I say. The sister, the father, the mother, Harney, 1:10:20.120 --> 1:10:23.360 I did it, and you don't roll on. I'm sorry, 1:10:23.360 --> 1:10:25.479 but if you're getting your food at Golden Corral, it's 1:10:25.520 --> 1:10:29.840 carne asada. Yes, that's my point. It's not you're not 1:10:29.840 --> 1:10:33.240 getting this nothing legitimate. And there's nothing real or authentic 1:10:33.280 --> 1:10:37.519 about the at Golden Corral. It's fucking steak. There's no 1:10:37.600 --> 1:10:38.000 there's no. 1:10:39.760 --> 1:10:39.960 Right. 1:10:39.960 --> 1:10:41.920 They're like, you gotta roll, you gotta say no. You 1:10:41.960 --> 1:10:45.280 don't know, especially a Golden Corral buffet. You imagine you like, 1:10:45.280 --> 1:10:46.800 I'm going to get some pepperoni pizza and you're like 1:10:46.800 --> 1:10:50.400 your Tinian friend's like, no, it's a pepperoni. And then 1:10:50.400 --> 1:10:55.679 the mother goes, he's a pepperoni. Attack this poor girl. Yeah, 1:10:55.720 --> 1:10:58.519 they ganged up on her, but good look I understand 1:10:58.560 --> 1:11:02.160 if she said it's called aren't a sayda right? Because 1:11:02.160 --> 1:11:04.160 you didn't say it right. You go, no, it's carne sano. 1:11:04.320 --> 1:11:06.000 You're like, oh, I didn't realize that's how you pronounce it, 1:11:06.640 --> 1:11:08.360 but they might as well have taken a bat to 1:11:08.400 --> 1:11:13.600 her head. No, it's economys. Yeah, I just want to 1:11:13.640 --> 1:11:15.880 go get my five pounds of mashed potatoes and my 1:11:15.960 --> 1:11:19.000 endless shrimp and some other shit on a plate. Leave 1:11:19.040 --> 1:11:21.880 me alone, don't attack me like I heard the first time. 1:11:22.000 --> 1:11:24.439 The whole five family members are like, it's conon me. 1:11:26.240 --> 1:11:27.800 Holy shit. You gotta see that. You gotta go on 1:11:27.800 --> 1:11:30.280 Twitter and read the comments that the people of tweeting 1:11:30.320 --> 1:11:34.080 a golden corn. I love it. I gotta see Marshall. Okay, 1:11:34.120 --> 1:11:36.120 so I want you to hear this. I'm gonna play 1:11:36.200 --> 1:11:39.040 me talking. Listen very carefully, listen to my voice. 1:11:39.240 --> 1:11:39.360 Hi. 1:11:39.520 --> 1:11:41.680 My name is David. I'm from Brooklyn, New York, and 1:11:41.720 --> 1:11:43.679 sometimes I get a little bit of a Brooklyn accent. 1:11:44.640 --> 1:11:48.280 I'm a comedy writer. And let's see how well you 1:11:48.280 --> 1:11:51.080 can replicate my voice. Now did that sound like me? 1:11:52.520 --> 1:11:55.840 That sounded yeah, that sounded exactly like you. Well, let's 1:11:55.840 --> 1:11:58.639 play it again. Hi, my name is David. I'm from Brooklyn, 1:11:58.680 --> 1:12:00.360 New York, and sometimes I get a little bit of 1:12:00.360 --> 1:12:04.960 a Brooklyn act. Okay, that sounded just like me, right, yeah, yeah, 1:12:05.600 --> 1:12:08.320 I went to an AI website. I typed that in 1:12:08.880 --> 1:12:13.320 and it spit out that shut up. It made me talk, 1:12:13.400 --> 1:12:15.800 It made me read like made me read it like 1:12:15.840 --> 1:12:20.360 a three or four sentences, not those words. And you 1:12:20.400 --> 1:12:25.800 typed in those words and typed and yep. Hi, my 1:12:25.880 --> 1:12:28.320 name is David. I'm from Brooklyn, New York, and sometimes 1:12:28.360 --> 1:12:30.479 I get a little bit of a Brooklyn accent. Holy 1:12:30.600 --> 1:12:34.360 sh I'm a comedy writer. And let's see how well 1:12:34.360 --> 1:12:37.360 you can replicate my voice. We are that is not me. 1:12:37.760 --> 1:12:42.559 We are fucked. People are gonna start taking us and 1:12:42.600 --> 1:12:45.760 making us AI. You realize this, well, that's what I 1:12:45.880 --> 1:12:49.160 just did. Anyone who could take our off them, You 1:12:49.200 --> 1:12:51.680 could teach AI by taking our audio off the podcast 1:12:52.080 --> 1:12:56.200 and make us say whatever you want. That's dangerous, extremely dangerous. 1:12:56.439 --> 1:12:59.960 And thank you for giving that weapon to the slices. 1:13:00.320 --> 1:13:03.479 Thanks for giving This is not new. Deep fakes have 1:13:03.479 --> 1:13:06.160 been idea. I'm telling you, I finally tried it myself, 1:13:06.200 --> 1:13:10.400 and I'm like, holy shit, that's me. Holy shit. To me, 1:13:10.520 --> 1:13:13.040 that sounds just like me. Does this sound like the 1:13:13.080 --> 1:13:16.400 Brooklyn Boys Beastie Boys song that we did? That we well, 1:13:16.439 --> 1:13:20.040 before you play that, I promise you slices, I'll tell 1:13:20.040 --> 1:13:22.920 you about the stupid girl I met at Target. Next episode. 1:13:22.960 --> 1:13:32.759 I apologize. Okay, boys, Boys,