Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today, The Brooklyn Moss that
Speaker 1: had been away. We have big bolls, have so much
Speaker 1: to see.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Their name is a Brodian Skier It boys. I don't
Speaker 1: know if we were ever gonna come back. It's Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys episode number three. Oh one, right, look at that?
Speaker 1: How about that? You know it's been we've been away
Speaker 1: a long time there, Brodie, we haven't taken this much
Speaker 1: of a hyenus since that time that you took a
Speaker 1: pause in between doing the big show and uh hanging
Speaker 1: out chilling on your couch. Oh that was a that
Speaker 1: was a longer break. But listen, yeah, that was the
Speaker 1: longest one. Our slice. Des Bomb told me that there's
Speaker 1: some people pretty upset in the Brooklyn Boys facebook page.
Speaker 1: Why they want free dessert. They're upset there was no
Speaker 1: episode last week. Listen, this is the episode from last week.
Speaker 1: We're a few days late. I apologize, but I did
Speaker 1: give you two bonus episodes already that somehow you've already
Speaker 1: forgotten the problem exactly. You didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1: Those were two weeks that we had off and then
Speaker 1: you just decided to Yes, I worked my ass off
Speaker 1: on two episodes and now you're listen. I love that
Speaker 1: the slices won our episodes. That's the day they don't
Speaker 1: want our episodes. We got a problem. So I'm very happy.
Speaker 1: We're sorry we're a few days late. It was a
Speaker 1: combination of a couple of different things, but we could
Speaker 1: not record last week, and we're going to try it
Speaker 1: to get as many episodes in this week as well. No, no,
Speaker 1: let's not overpromise because we don't know. We can't as
Speaker 1: we can. The problem is we gotta do things in
Speaker 1: order because now we gotta we gotta wait for comments
Speaker 1: on this one for Slice time. I know, so this
Speaker 1: is weird. Hopefully people will leave us comments quickly for
Speaker 1: Slice time and hopefully we'll get a couple of days.
Speaker 1: We'll do it an major League base on the All
Speaker 1: Star break. We took an All Star break when stars
Speaker 1: but back and by the way, scary. Yeah. Those two
Speaker 1: episodes I did. I did one where it was a montage,
Speaker 1: a pote piri of all the three hundred episode songs,
Speaker 1: and then a second episode where not only did I
Speaker 1: give you a We're on vacation pot pourri of songs,
Speaker 1: but I also unveiled a fourth of July song, which
Speaker 1: I think is spectacular. So I'm wondering which of the
Speaker 1: two episodes did you like better? And why? What do
Speaker 1: you like about them? Are you you're asking me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: From listening to the moment, you like like the transition.
Speaker 1: I liked the h well. I like the fact that
Speaker 1: you uh huh uh. You know it's sort of did
Speaker 1: some AI songs, yeah, uh huh, and that you uh
Speaker 1: did some nice commentary around. Did you at least understand
Speaker 1: the goldfish joke? Yes, I thought it was very funny.
Speaker 1: You understood it because a lot of people DM me
Speaker 1: they didnt underst No, no, no, none of that made
Speaker 1: a lot of sense. That the goldfish joke made a
Speaker 1: lot of sense to me. All Right, very good. I
Speaker 1: wish there was a goldfish joke, son of a bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you got it. Though, I'm glad you heard it.
Speaker 1: You got it. Yeah, thanks for listen. I kind of
Speaker 1: thought I was being set up thanks to being a
Speaker 1: team player of that pal. No, I did listen to
Speaker 1: a little bit of it. I didn't hear you. I
Speaker 1: emailed you. You did the pay July song, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Patriotic the fourth of July song, I loved Yeah, how
Speaker 1: did it end? What was the last line of the song,
Speaker 1: and we'll be back soon? Wow? Nope, the last line
Speaker 1: in the song was We've kicked a lot of ass.
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, America, you know damn it? Yeah, you told
Speaker 1: me you loved the song. You didn't even listen to it?
Speaker 1: Damn it? What do you get? You can't play? There
Speaker 1: was even a section about Philadelphia, which I played for
Speaker 1: my friend Kendra last night because she says, I've been
Speaker 1: on vacation. What do you want me to do? I
Speaker 1: want to be a supportive like the beach. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put on the podcast. You know how brody sounds, right?
Speaker 1: I see? I listen when I go on vacation for
Speaker 1: two weeks, we'll we'll see how your episodes come out
Speaker 1: that you do while I'm gone. Is that how that's
Speaker 1: going down? I can't wait. I cannot wait. Wow, I
Speaker 1: can't wait. Well, we have been away a while, yes,
Speaker 1: And while we were away, and I'll tell you guys later,
Speaker 1: I met the stupidest person I've ever met before, I think,
Speaker 1: or most most incompa most incapable of helping themselves person
Speaker 1: and I witnessed the dumbest person on the Internet. But
Speaker 1: isn't that a weekly thing for you? Will you? Yes? Well,
Speaker 1: I made the mistake of going on a local town
Speaker 1: page this afternoon and asking for recommendations. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you what I what I wrote. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: the phrasing of what I wrote, and you tell me
Speaker 1: what you think the responses were to my post. I wrote,
Speaker 1: looking for a place that you capital letters asterisks. No,
Speaker 1: so for a fact that serves good Jewish meat stuff
Speaker 1: derma with gravy, otherwise known as kishka in this area,
Speaker 1: and I capitalize this it's a Jewish delicate. I already
Speaker 1: can tell that you're going to be They're going to
Speaker 1: offer you stuff that's ninety miles away or hold on.
Speaker 1: So I wrote, not looking for places to call and ask,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for places you definitively know serve it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: What makes you think that they're going to read your
Speaker 1: instructions and respond accordingly? So I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: into the names of places, but I'm going to just
Speaker 1: tell you how they started. Have you tried the blank
Speaker 1: blank blank on such and such avenue. Hey, there's a
Speaker 1: place in Passaic which is like thirty miles from where
Speaker 1: I live. You know, I'm not sure if they're still open.
Speaker 1: Have you tried this place in Glen Rock, which is
Speaker 1: twenty nine minutes away from me? Hey, you might want
Speaker 1: to try blah blah blah place in town. And somebody
Speaker 1: wrote they don't serve it, and the guy wrote, yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you ask them nicely, they'll probably whip something up.
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not looking for sudden to be
Speaker 1: whipped up. I'm looking for a place that serves it. Oh,
Speaker 1: have you tried the grocery? They might sell the ingredients.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for I'm looking to buy in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: This item with brown gravy. One person wrote that used
Speaker 1: to be a place in Fairfield, but they closed years ago.
Speaker 1: How does that fucking what did you think? What did
Speaker 1: you think you were gonna get? People don't follow instructions.
Speaker 1: You just you ripped me a new one because I
Speaker 1: was looking for something on eBay and you said, you
Speaker 1: are the exact person that I rail against every single
Speaker 1: week on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Because I was looking
Speaker 1: for I was looking for an empty bottle. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I was looking for a box from a commemorative tequila
Speaker 1: all right, and I needed the box. I only want
Speaker 1: the box. But some guy was selling the box with
Speaker 1: the empty bottle and he was selling for some crazy
Speaker 1: amount of money, so I'm fighting hundred dollars. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I'm like, I just need the box.
Speaker 1: So I messaged the guy and I'm like, hey, can
Speaker 1: I what if you were to pull this apart and
Speaker 1: make two different bids like auctions, and I'll just buy
Speaker 1: the box off you right now. I'll do it, buy
Speaker 1: it now, and then you can make more money off
Speaker 1: of the bottle. And Brody, will you Because I'm not
Speaker 1: big on eBay, I'm not a very big eBay guy,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to ask Brody's you know, he's what
Speaker 1: you wrought? You texted me? Yeah, oh god, he said,
Speaker 1: let's see hold on needs your help and negotiation. This
Speaker 1: guy is selling a true empty bottle in box with
Speaker 1: twelve hundred excuse me. I will pay him how much
Speaker 1: to get the box and he can keep his empty
Speaker 1: bottle so he can make money off that some context, please,
Speaker 1: because I don't want I don't want people to think
Speaker 1: that this is like a boot. I mean, that's a
Speaker 1: lot of money. This is we're talking about a twentieth
Speaker 1: anniversary limited edition expensive to kill it just expensive. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say, you know, it's it's it. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say it's it's a very expensive rare bottle of tequila.
Speaker 1: I have a full rare bottle, right, you just need
Speaker 1: the I just want the box. I want the complete set,
Speaker 1: so I will pay it. I can't keep reading right now.
Speaker 1: Said Okay, you said that without the bottle, without the box,
Speaker 1: it's worth a lot of money. With the box, it's
Speaker 1: worth three times as much money. He said, how do
Speaker 1: I even go about persuading him to part with his box?
Speaker 1: I'm bad at this. He may not even go for it.
Speaker 1: He's got twenty one people watching it. One person has
Speaker 1: it in their cart, which means somebody's probably gonna buy it.
Speaker 1: And then you said he may have more luck selling
Speaker 1: them separately. So then I wrote, you just turned into
Speaker 1: every Facebook, marketplace, eBay person I hate and complain about.
Speaker 1: You are projecting that he won't sell it, and projecting
Speaker 1: that he's asking too much, and projecting he should sell
Speaker 1: them separately, because ideally that's what you want to happen.
Speaker 1: That's what you did. You tell me this guy's charging
Speaker 1: too much. You tell me, oh, he should sell him separately.
Speaker 1: He'll do much better. As if you had any clue
Speaker 1: if he would do better or not. You just wanted
Speaker 1: to sell you the box. You're you're every bad person
Speaker 1: on Facebook. Yeah, but I know, but I just need
Speaker 1: the box from him. So he's gotten alert. I's got
Speaker 1: an alert. What's that? This person told me Costco sometimes
Speaker 1: sells the Kishka around pass overtime. That's an April scary.
Speaker 1: That's April right, right, So you're not gonna get straight
Speaker 1: from now. I don't want it nine months from now.
Speaker 1: Oh shit? Oh this person wrote me back just now. Also,
Speaker 1: hey David, if you're looking for definitive answers, this page
Speaker 1: might not be your best bet. We are a community
Speaker 1: group with opinions and recommendations. We are at concierge service.
Speaker 1: Who's calling you? You're calling me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know you're doing your show.
Speaker 1: You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It's it's a great friend, Josh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the guy who doesn't invite me to see one hundred reunions.
Speaker 1: I know who he is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know you still had this podcast, So congratulations.
Speaker 1: I guess. Thank you. We just reached the three hundredth
Speaker 1: episode milestone. What's it? Follows me on Facebook? He knows.
Speaker 1: Damn well, we had a three hundred episode.
Speaker 2: More episodes and listeners. Congratulations, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh ouch, wow, one episode you have, Josh, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's a that's a little hey, a little, a
Speaker 3: little low.
Speaker 2: One more episode than resumes. You've sent that in the
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 1: Oh my, you got your mother hired me?
Speaker 2: Woh easy, My mom's eighty. You want to go there? Jeez,
Speaker 2: it doesn't take a lot of course than I thought.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when two tribes fight each other.
Speaker 3: This is what happens when two people who think they're
Speaker 3: the funniest people in the room get together.
Speaker 1: Yeap, No, that's means scary. I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: doing on the phone. Oh shit, okay, continuing.
Speaker 2: Oh I should have said employed.
Speaker 3: Uh so I was calling you to find out where
Speaker 3: we're going for dinner tomorrow, because nobody responds in these touts.
Speaker 1: Oh another one, you fuck? Wait a second, another one?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking.
Speaker 3: About I figured that you're you would have to, you know,
Speaker 3: deliver on doordsh tonight to pay for it.
Speaker 1: So I am not. I'm not short on cash, Josh.
Speaker 1: I'm like god, Josh, he is going in. I made
Speaker 1: a lot unlike you being a phone op. I made
Speaker 1: a lot of money at the radio station. This is
Speaker 1: well you got you gotta let go of a job
Speaker 1: making like eight dollars an hour. I did very well.
Speaker 1: Oh my wow, I was making twelve. Oh my bad.
Speaker 1: You must have blown something. So I guess fifteen years
Speaker 1: ago we didn't invite Brody. I know we're going. Our
Speaker 1: friend Rich Davis from the West Coast is in town.
Speaker 1: Oh love Rich. He and I have friends apparently not.
Speaker 1: We're going to dinner tomorrow with Josh and me and
Speaker 1: a couple of other guys. And I guess we never
Speaker 1: finalized our plans. That's why you're calling me.
Speaker 2: That is why I'm calling Where. Where are we going?
Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, I don't know. It's it a little weird
Speaker 1: that we're going to talk about this in front of Brody.
Speaker 1: I could call you later after the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I think he's completely coheable with it.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he's got a shift to cover tomorrow and
Speaker 3: ARB's or or somewhere.
Speaker 1: But wow, if I just delivered DoorDash to your house.
Speaker 1: I'd be a millionaire.
Speaker 2: Oh theude have no idea that you call it door
Speaker 2: stone cold.
Speaker 1: I'll coil later on. This is this is not going
Speaker 1: into the direction that I will call me back.
Speaker 2: Roy is invited, But David, I love you.
Speaker 3: The reason we haven't invited you is because we never
Speaker 3: hung out together twenty five years ago. When we worked together,
Speaker 3: it was more you know, work buddies, whereas was Scary
Speaker 3: and Rich and Sow and all those guys.
Speaker 2: We've been doing this for twenty years.
Speaker 1: Oh, I totally Josh, It's totally fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I love you. I wish you luck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do a podcast with Scary three hundred episodes
Speaker 1: seven years. He didn't. You didn't go out with me either,
Speaker 1: So it's fine, Yes, totally, it's fine. Something that's one
Speaker 1: of us can agree on is let's go Mets. Oh
Speaker 1: but you know what, let me just let me just
Speaker 1: let me just rephrase what Josh said before you go. Josh, Hey, brody,
Speaker 1: we didn't invite you to hang out with us twenty
Speaker 1: five years ago, so we sure a ship aren't gonna
Speaker 1: ask you to hang out with us now. Well, that
Speaker 1: makes total sense to me, so thank you.
Speaker 2: You were married with kids and we were all singing.
Speaker 2: It was very different. We were going out late at night.
Speaker 1: Now they're after masters, now even more of a shot
Speaker 1: to hang out with it. Now you're still You're still single,
Speaker 1: aren't you?
Speaker 3: Always have been smart decision I ever made, and the
Speaker 3: best uh the best thing for women everywhere too.
Speaker 1: That's so I'm pretty sure every woman on the planet.
Speaker 2: Made that decision.
Speaker 1: But okay, yes, yes I will.
Speaker 2: Well, that'll happen when you get a job.
Speaker 1: We'll reconvene a little later.
Speaker 2: All right, Scary, let me know later. Good night.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I just need to erase the blackboard and
Speaker 1: start overs. That's our buddy, Josh, Yes, that is our buddy. Job.
Speaker 1: Let's go to commercial with Bertie and Scary. Do you
Speaker 1: want to come to dinner tomorrow? No, you don't want
Speaker 1: to come to dinner. Nope, thank you, though you know
Speaker 1: you're know what upset it me? Right? I didn't plan
Speaker 1: this dinner, is it? By the way, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: also try and get the tea on the guy that
Speaker 1: is friends with our buddy who is the bisexual swinger.
Speaker 1: Remember that story? Oh yeah, from a couple episodes. Yes,
Speaker 1: so me tomorrow. I can get a lot of information,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna did you see that person's Instagram story today?
Speaker 1: I was about to ask you the same thing. Oh my,
Speaker 1: very confusing. I'm not sure what's going on. It's a
Speaker 1: lot going on in those pictures. There's a picture of
Speaker 1: a h and then there's a picture of him like
Speaker 1: naked behind a tree lamb yeh or something, and he's
Speaker 1: with three hot chicks. Did you see the picture? Is
Speaker 1: that what that was? I wasn't sure who's wearing that
Speaker 1: female bathing suit? No, really, because he doesn't show you
Speaker 1: who's where. No, but I clicked on one of the
Speaker 1: pictures with his friends. I'm like, who's this And I'm like,
Speaker 1: this guy's living the life of Riley's gonna get who
Speaker 1: is Riley anyway, but this guy's living the life. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's got like girls surrounding him, and he's
Speaker 1: married and his wife was in the picture. Listen, God bless,
Speaker 1: I got even more questions than before. Anyway, tell us.
Speaker 1: But by the way, you sent me a meme about
Speaker 1: the second twin getting married the second conjoined twin. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a fake story. Do you ever looking researching anything?
Speaker 1: No photo shopped into the picture? Is he really? Yes,
Speaker 1: there's there's not one story on the internet that's just
Speaker 1: got married. One of the slices sent it to me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, how great would this be? Now? What
Speaker 1: would they do if the conjoined twins the second one
Speaker 1: got a husband all of a sudden, the internet is
Speaker 1: full of fake shit. You have to look at everything
Speaker 1: or look at nothing. I feel like it didn't first
Speaker 1: send it to me. I prefer to be blissfully ignorant.
Speaker 1: But well, speaking of blissfully ignorant, you can tell you
Speaker 1: about the dumbest person I've ever seen on TikTok. Yeah. Please.
Speaker 1: So I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, you know, the for you page.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for stuff, and it's people are yelling about
Speaker 1: politics whatever. Yeah, and I stop on this page where
Speaker 1: this girls her in her room, I guess, And it
Speaker 1: caught my attention because there was like a it was
Speaker 1: a funky lamp on her desk, like a lava lamp.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, that's a funky looking lamp
Speaker 1: for a girl. A girl she looked like she was
Speaker 1: maybe in her late twenties. I'm like, oh, it's a
Speaker 1: cool lamp. So let me see what she's talking about. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I don't know what she was talking about, talking about whatever,
Speaker 1: her job, whatever. And in the in the on the
Speaker 1: wall in her room was an American flag. Now, if
Speaker 1: you have an American flag in your bedroom, sure you
Speaker 1: probably are a fan of the American flag. You probably
Speaker 1: have the word patriot in your profile. You're probably very
Speaker 1: rah rah rah America. Yes rah. If I had an
Speaker 1: American flag, which I do, I would hang it in
Speaker 1: front of my house. But I don't think I would
Speaker 1: hang it in my bedroom. It's just me. It's in
Speaker 1: who I am. But anyway, the one thing I know
Speaker 1: about the American flag, and apparently someone else in the
Speaker 1: room knew the same thing. Now, you know that TikTok
Speaker 1: is usually mirror imaged, right you looking at the shirts
Speaker 1: are written backwards on the walls, But everything's a mirror image.
Speaker 1: Are you TikTok Okay? No, I was going to ask,
Speaker 1: are you about to tell me that they made zero
Speaker 1: effort to not mirror image the flag so it can
Speaker 1: be displayed the property or what? No? No, So, when
Speaker 1: you when you look at the American flag, a regular
Speaker 1: American flag, yes, the top left corner is the blue
Speaker 1: blue and the white distract the stars and the stars
Speaker 1: you hang it. If you hang it vertically, it has
Speaker 1: to be on the left side, top left. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: so you actually are show you turn the flag around
Speaker 1: and show the back of the flag so that the
Speaker 1: blue shows up the top left corner. Correct, that'sare with
Speaker 1: the stria with theys on the top left, always in
Speaker 1: the top left. That's how you display a flag properly,
Speaker 1: if you're going to show respect to the flag that
Speaker 1: you claim to love enough to put in your bedroom.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you should hang it the right way. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I noticed, hold on, I noticed that it's wrong,
Speaker 1: but I don't say anything. And somebody else in the
Speaker 1: room says, hey, you flags backwards. So she says she reads.
Speaker 1: She goes, no, it's not. So they say, yeah, it's backwards.
Speaker 1: The flag is supposed to be in the blue in
Speaker 1: the top. So she says, well, you're an idiot. TikTok.
Speaker 1: Mirror images everything. So then the other person says, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it looks right now. It's in the top left
Speaker 1: because it's mirror image, which means it's in the top right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So she says, she goes, look, she gets up, she
Speaker 1: walks over to it, and she looks at the thing,
Speaker 1: and she says, and she does the thing with her fingers.
Speaker 1: She makes the L in her fingers, just because she
Speaker 1: doesn't know what your left hand is. You know, it's
Speaker 1: just does the L to make an L to right.
Speaker 1: And then so when you look at something scary, the
Speaker 1: left is on your left arm. Right, when you look
Speaker 1: at it, it lines up with your left hand, correct, yes, right.
Speaker 1: If you're looking at a picture, the left side of
Speaker 1: it is the side you're looking at her. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Anybody on the planet would look at a painting or
Speaker 1: a picture or the American flag, and if they knew
Speaker 1: their left arm was over here and looking at it
Speaker 1: on the wall, they would say, the blue is in
Speaker 1: the top left. She then turns around, puts her back
Speaker 1: up against the flag, does the L with her hand,
Speaker 1: and says, the blue is on the left. Well, my
Speaker 1: left arm is you're right, all right? All right? Wow.
Speaker 1: So I chime in and I say, look, I don't
Speaker 1: want to get involved in this, but I'm getting involved
Speaker 1: in this. The blue has to be on the left
Speaker 1: as you're looking at it, not as you're standing in
Speaker 1: front of it with it behind you. Your left arm
Speaker 1: is your left arm, but it doesn't mean it's it's
Speaker 1: still on the right side. The fact you turned around
Speaker 1: doesn't she change the fact your flag is backwards. You're
Speaker 1: an idiot. You don't know your left from your right.
Speaker 1: I'm like what I said, the flag. Go google an
Speaker 1: American flag. The blue is on the top left corner.
Speaker 1: I said, I didn't care that much until you told
Speaker 1: the other person they were wrong. Scary. Who does that?
Speaker 1: Who looks at something and then turns around and then says,
Speaker 1: with it behind me, that's my left and right? An idiot?
Speaker 1: How can you trust her if she's making the left
Speaker 1: with her hands to make an al to figure out left? Ok? Okay,
Speaker 1: is this is this what you did for three weeks?
Speaker 1: Is this the highlight of your three weeks?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: While you were at the beach, I was doing episodes
Speaker 1: of The Brooklyn Boys, and I was on TikTok and
Speaker 1: I was that is the director, and I'm okay, all right, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be all right, Brody, It's gonna be dude. Wow,
Speaker 1: She's like that, my door is on the left side
Speaker 1: of my room and the blue is on the side
Speaker 1: on the loan. You got, you definitely gotta you definitely
Speaker 1: got to calm down a little bit, man, if you
Speaker 1: want to make it for another three hundred episodes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm calm man. I'm just telling you I got involved
Speaker 1: because I'm like, this is good stuff for the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's great stuff for the podcast. Well, that's not the
Speaker 1: dumbest person I spoke to this week. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: about her later. It involves changing attire, but we'll get
Speaker 1: to that later. I promise I do have another dummy
Speaker 1: for you. Can I throw in a quick dummy? Yeah.
Speaker 1: So on on one of the Facebook pages that I
Speaker 1: belong to, one of the towns that in the area
Speaker 1: that I belonged to, somebody put up a picture of
Speaker 1: an ugly looking bug that is I want to say,
Speaker 1: ninety percent orange and then has like bands of black
Speaker 1: and white around it, but it's mostly orange. So somebody said,
Speaker 1: anyone know what kind of bug this is? I found
Speaker 1: it in my kitchen. So one person said, welly don't
Speaker 1: you just google image it and you find out what
Speaker 1: it is? So I said, I know a lot about bugs.
Speaker 1: It's a trumpepede t r u m p e p
Speaker 1: ed e like a centipede, but a trumpepeede. Because you
Speaker 1: know Trump is orange, Well you love him or not?
Speaker 1: Everyone says he's orange. So I made a joke that
Speaker 1: it's a trumpepeede. So this guy writes back, who would
Speaker 1: ask the original question? Did you make that up? I
Speaker 1: just googled trumpepede and I couldn't find any bugs with
Speaker 1: that name. Oh God, you are I love I love
Speaker 1: you engaging with complete strangers. Yeah, he's googling trumpep beeede.
Speaker 1: He's looking for a trumpetbead. So I spent my time
Speaker 1: off a line. Yeah, my entire vacation was offline. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell you know what you have to tell us about
Speaker 1: your vacation and what happened with Uh, with your surprise
Speaker 1: party with your friend that you liked him? Do we
Speaker 1: talk about that on Slice time but not on the book?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: Well it was. I'll just give you the very quick recap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my brother, my brother, my buddy's uh surprise birthday party,
Speaker 1: and right I basically was the person who had to
Speaker 1: bring him into the party. Everyone heard episode three hundred.
Speaker 1: What happened? Yeah, so yeah, so I told you told
Speaker 1: him a bourbon part. It was a bourbon tasting event
Speaker 1: that I told him I was taking him to. That
Speaker 1: was the way I was gonna get him into the party.
Speaker 1: So we sure enough it worked out great. Felfred hook
Speaker 1: line and Sinker had no clue. He was confirming with
Speaker 1: me right up to the very minute, We'll going to
Speaker 1: this party. I can't wait, can't wait, taste all those
Speaker 1: rare bourbons. We show up surprise, everybody was like, you know,
Speaker 1: they got him good, and he's he's you could never
Speaker 1: get this guy, you can never get him. And after
Speaker 1: you know, he went around the room to like set
Speaker 1: hello to everybody, there was a little bit of a
Speaker 1: you know, hey, you know he came over. So this
Speaker 1: wasn't a bourbon event. But thank god, his business partner
Speaker 1: put together a special drink. It was a bourbon drink
Speaker 1: for him for the night. It was a special so
Speaker 1: he got a special No, it was like basically if
Speaker 1: he wanted the Jay the Jason Bourbon special drink. It
Speaker 1: was a signature drink for the night for his birthday.
Speaker 1: And of course they did have of high end bourbons available.
Speaker 1: He made they made sure that they paid for the premium,
Speaker 1: top shelf open bar. So much bourbon was had. I mean,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the tasting he was looking for, you know,
Speaker 1: on the level that I might have been able to
Speaker 1: give him with you know, this quote expensive ticket. But
Speaker 1: all fun was had by all. We had a great
Speaker 1: time that night. The following night, I went out with
Speaker 1: his brother in law who was for his bachelor party,
Speaker 1: and I was talking to some guys and I met
Speaker 1: this dude who tells me that he decides to install
Speaker 1: a urinal in his house. What he goes, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: goes the basement, that's my man cave. He goes, So,
Speaker 1: the bathroom right there, because I ripped out the toilet
Speaker 1: and I installed a urinal. What yeah, next to the toilet. No,
Speaker 1: a commercial urinal, like an actual So like, whoa, let
Speaker 1: me get this straight. You walk into that bathroom. What's
Speaker 1: in there? He goes, Yeah, it's a half bath, it's
Speaker 1: a there's a urinal and a sink. And he's got
Speaker 1: a wife and two kids. Talk about selfish, so they
Speaker 1: can't use it. They can't go down they can't go
Speaker 1: down there. And he was the bathroom that's he goes, well,
Speaker 1: this is my space anyway, this is where I played.
Speaker 1: I have my poker games down here and everything. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, but isn't it Let me pull back here
Speaker 1: for a second. Who does this? Who installs a urinal
Speaker 1: in their house? Is it instead of the toilet? I like,
Speaker 1: I know people that have urinals next to the toilet.
Speaker 1: Is it a little tacky though? To even have a
Speaker 1: urinal in your house? I mean to make that part
Speaker 1: of the conversation tacky. It's got it is tacky. It's
Speaker 1: a urinal. You find them in public restrooms. You don't
Speaker 1: find them toilets. You find them. You find toilets in
Speaker 1: those same restrooms. Why is it tacky? It's tacky. If
Speaker 1: you put it in the kitchen, you're like, oh, next
Speaker 1: to the French you're taking a link. I get it.
Speaker 1: But in the your bathroom, my problem is he was
Speaker 1: too cheap to put it next to the toilet. He
Speaker 1: replaced the toilet. He replaced the toilet. That's something. There
Speaker 1: was no room, There was no room for it, so
Speaker 1: now you can only do half your business in there now.
Speaker 1: I think I think he didn't want his friends taking
Speaker 1: ships in his in his house the poker because he
Speaker 1: plays poker down there. And he has his friends a
Speaker 1: little if you go over there, then gonna go upstairs
Speaker 1: and do it. It forced, It forces his friends because
Speaker 1: he was it in your bathroom bedroom. Someone might leave
Speaker 1: a fucking dump and his uh in his urnal. That's
Speaker 1: why I had to on the protest. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I've seen women peeing urinals at football games, So female slices.
Speaker 1: If you've peed in a urinal, leave us to talk back.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, any woman who comes over can't use that basement.
Speaker 1: It's off limits. But he didn't give a ship. Well,
Speaker 1: well he can't. Now you can't. Now you can't even
Speaker 1: take can't now? Yeah, Hey, do you have the sound
Speaker 1: that I sent you? I do, got a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff here. Well, I want you to play one clip
Speaker 1: for me, but before you do, Scary Uh. I was
Speaker 1: watching Family Feud and it got me thinking, who would
Speaker 1: Scary have on uh if you were going to be
Speaker 1: on Family Feud. Now, before the episode, I asked you
Speaker 1: to write down the four people you would have on
Speaker 1: the Scary family. Oh boy, yeah right, And it's just
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter who it is, you know, but read
Speaker 1: the list of the people. Now, I'm sure you have
Speaker 1: some of your family members on there. You're probably your sister.
Speaker 1: Who do you have on there? Who's on the list? No, no,
Speaker 1: wait a second, Hold on a second. You want family feud?
Speaker 1: The aim was to win, to win family feud, right, Well, sure,
Speaker 1: you want to go on and win. Why what do
Speaker 1: you ask? Because I hadn't putting out one family, one
Speaker 1: actual family member. Oh no, it is no one in
Speaker 1: your family. You'd think it's smart enough to take on
Speaker 1: family feud. Well, they're smart in a different way. Well,
Speaker 1: I picked my family, is me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Oh? Thank you? Bald Ronie Okay, Nate from The Big
Speaker 1: Show okay, and my buddy Paul Zilla, who is like
Speaker 1: basically invented Siri. Okay, he basically developed excuse me, he
Speaker 1: developed what we know as voice to text that and
Speaker 1: and Apple bought it from his company. Uh we we
Speaker 1: all now know know and use that as Siri. That's
Speaker 1: the program that he created. Okay. So you think Nate
Speaker 1: is smarter than Gandhi and Elvis and Danielle from from
Speaker 1: our show. I just chose Nate. So I chose him
Speaker 1: because he's a fan. Why he chose me? But you
Speaker 1: know he's a font of knowledge. Yeah, No, Nate's a
Speaker 1: very smart guy. I was just curious as to how
Speaker 1: you picked him over your other coworkers. You must think
Speaker 1: he's smarter than Elvis, and that's not and now here
Speaker 1: you think about it? If it's family feud, not jeopardy.
Speaker 1: So family feud is more of a common sense game,
Speaker 1: right you want to get You're trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what one hundred idiots answered that question? Right? So maybe
Speaker 1: I should have gone the other way with this and
Speaker 1: picked my family. No, I'm kidding, o, kidding, I just
Speaker 1: don't see my you know, my father, you know Tony, Tony,
Speaker 1: He's not gonna show me schoel that it's the top
Speaker 1: five names of cause, right whatever, Anthony, Yeah, right, yes,
Speaker 1: let me tell you why? Okay, why are you asking
Speaker 1: me this? This is the Yeah, the clip. Do you
Speaker 1: have the clip I sent you that says a family,
Speaker 1: family feud, Family game show family. Yeah, play the clip
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna ask you a follow up question.
Speaker 1: This is how everybody on every game show introduces their family.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, who is in the VIP section?
Speaker 2: Who'd you brint?
Speaker 4: Today?
Speaker 5: Today we have my wonderful father.
Speaker 1: Mart Hello, wonderful father, beautiful mother, Tara, beautiful moment.
Speaker 2: Hi, Tara, and my amazing boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Cam amazing boyfriend. Now you've watched game shows, they're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is my beautiful wife, this is my incredibly talent
Speaker 1: did Son Edward. This is my incredibly wonderful, fantastic girlfriend,
Speaker 1: she's beautiful and my beautiful aunt. Right, so I would
Speaker 1: like you now to introduce the five people on your
Speaker 1: list with some kind of compliment about each one. Hey, scary,
Speaker 1: who do you have on your show? To Who's what
Speaker 1: would you bring with you for the game show?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: We have my co my coworker Nate uh who Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, my brainiac friend Paul from childhood, my pessimistic,
Speaker 1: my pessimistic buddy, bald freak Ronnie Hm. And my podcast
Speaker 1: partner and resident cheapskate David Brody. I'm not cheap, I'm
Speaker 1: smart with money. But right, I don't know, you just
Speaker 1: put me on the spot there. I didn't hear wonderful,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear like fantastic, I didn't hear beautiful. I
Speaker 1: didn't hear I wouldn't use any of those adjectives on you. Sorry,
Speaker 1: all right, but yeah, I wanted to see how you
Speaker 1: introduced your family. I love the fact you didn't pick
Speaker 1: anyone on your family. Your brother. Your brother's brother's smarter
Speaker 1: than you think. They would be upset if they find
Speaker 1: that out. You think you're smarter than your brother. Ah, well,
Speaker 1: he's a computer nerd, he wins. He went to the world.
Speaker 1: That's what I was asking. I feel like maybe you
Speaker 1: should ask him, all right, and maybe I'll kick myself
Speaker 1: off and let them go on. You know, your brother's
Speaker 1: coming over your apartment later, right, Yeah, he's coming over.
Speaker 1: You should tell him that you did not choose him
Speaker 1: for family feud. I'm gonna let him know. He's got
Speaker 1: to pick up this computer behind me. Oh that's not
Speaker 1: the one you're giving me, is it. Huh? Are you
Speaker 1: no longer giving me that computer? Huh? It's been well,
Speaker 1: it's been sitting here for like two months, Brodie, and
Speaker 1: I was at your apartment like three days ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I saw you. Yeah, but you didn't mention the computer.
Speaker 1: Obviously you don't want it. I do it. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to ask for it, but he said you were
Speaker 1: giving it to me. Oh my god? Like that now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, could you tell me you were giving
Speaker 1: me the computer? You're like, Brody, you can have it.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, but you took it. It's been
Speaker 1: sitting here for six months. It's not six months. It's
Speaker 1: two months since you been here for six months collecting.
Speaker 1: But only like two months ago you said I can
Speaker 1: have it. He' said, oh, you have to come up wednesdays.
Speaker 1: I was over your house a few days ago. Downstairs.
Speaker 1: You came down to give me stuff. It's all right,
Speaker 1: I'm giving it to my brother. Yeah, I see that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is he also going to dinner with the other prow
Speaker 1: from Z one hundred. Hey, I'm speaking of ZE one hundred.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you a story about I want to
Speaker 1: tell you about this this So I was on the
Speaker 1: phone with an old friend and he's like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: you guys moved to a townhouse. I said, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: we're in the townhouse now. He said, has anyone recognized you?
Speaker 1: As you know, David Brody from Z one hundred or
Speaker 1: Elvis dran or whatever. Right, I said, no, I have
Speaker 1: to tell you nobody. Nobody has recognized me. It's great,
Speaker 1: it's a nice game. You love that. You don't like
Speaker 1: being recognized. I like being recognized when I'm outa in plock,
Speaker 1: But when I'm walking when i'm you know, like walking
Speaker 1: to go get my mail, you know, yeah, when I'm
Speaker 1: out there, you know, out and walking in the city
Speaker 1: and someone's like, I brought it. I'm like, fantastic. It's
Speaker 1: nice to be recognized. I said, you know what, I've
Speaker 1: been living here, like, you know, five six months now,
Speaker 1: nobody's uh, nobody's recognized me. It's been great. That day,
Speaker 1: I'm walking out of the pool. My hand's wag, I
Speaker 1: got a towel. I'm also dripping, and this guy comes
Speaker 1: up and he goes, hey, yeah, that's how you doing.
Speaker 1: He goes, uh, you're brody, right. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: My son listens to you all the time, loves you.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh yeah, well your son listens, but
Speaker 1: you you recognize me. Yeah, we googled you. We saw
Speaker 1: you and he thought it was you, so we googled you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that happens a lot. I said, Oh, I said, people
Speaker 1: see us, they think it's us. They I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if it's us. They go to the Google. So I said, I, well, okay,
Speaker 1: I was a little thrown, but I'm like all right.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, yeah, he loves you. On the show,
Speaker 1: this is every day. I said, Well, to be honest
Speaker 1: with you, haven't been on the show in two years,
Speaker 1: but all right, thank you, tell your son thank you
Speaker 1: is reality. Yeah, I said it was great, you know,
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Yay. So okay. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: well somebody recognized me. All right. Two days later, I'm
Speaker 1: going back to the pool. Now, you guys may or
Speaker 1: may not know this, but in New York up until recently,
Speaker 1: Greg T, the Jersey Kid, used to work down the
Speaker 1: hall from ZEE one hundred, where our show originates from,
Speaker 1: at a radio station called w k T you yep.
Speaker 1: Now I've never worked there. Greg T worked there, but
Speaker 1: I don't work there, you all know. In New York,
Speaker 1: I worked at SE one hundred.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I walk into the pool area and this guy
Speaker 1: is in the pool on the very other end of
Speaker 1: the pool, the other end of the pool. He sees me.
Speaker 1: He's got his arms up on the side of the pool,
Speaker 1: you know, like he's chilling out. He sees me and
Speaker 1: he goes, ay, look, Gosie, it's mister kate T.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: So I go, So I go, he goes what I go?
Speaker 1: I never worked at Kate to you, all right, you
Speaker 1: haven't worked there in four years. I forgot you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's just two years. And I never worked there.
Speaker 1: I never worked at Kate to you and he goes,
Speaker 1: oh right, right, low key, don't tell anybody. I got it.
Speaker 1: You don't work there, man, he missed. He's like, there's
Speaker 1: so many miscues on this one. So he's missing where
Speaker 1: I worked. And he's yelling like that, I don't need that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the yo like in Brooklyn. It's like when we were
Speaker 1: growing up. People go but it's a mister Greek cadillact. Myself,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Yeah, you know, I've been that
Speaker 1: several times. That's happened to me over the over the
Speaker 1: past twenty And he's a nice guy and his son
Speaker 1: is nice. Don't get me wrong. He's very full loved.
Speaker 1: They get excited. Though, they get excited, they start already
Speaker 1: get out private life. And I don't work there. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: if you'd been like mister Brooklyn boy, and what I'm
Speaker 1: like you talking about the podcast, it's fantastic. And but
Speaker 1: and of all places, where were you at the pool
Speaker 1: Sea where I live? Like, right, you're in your your
Speaker 1: right where you live and you know you're maybe your shirtless,
Speaker 1: you know, and you don't want to be identified, while
Speaker 1: your shirts wouldn't be the issue. Okay, I can't place.
Speaker 1: I've been working out.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the point is that you don't do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to respect people's privacy. You might as well
Speaker 1: be Hey, private shit about you. Everyone doesn't know, but
Speaker 1: now they're gonna know. So you got to live with
Speaker 1: this guy, and you have the summers, like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're not even halfway there, so what what what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Because you know you're gonna run into
Speaker 1: him again. I've been I'm in the pool almost every day.
Speaker 1: I've not seen him since. But what what if one
Speaker 1: day it's a crowded Saturday afternoon, he's already. I think
Speaker 1: he got the hint. He's out there and you you
Speaker 1: see him from a distance. Are you gonna double back
Speaker 1: and not go to the pool because you don't know
Speaker 1: an o sky. I think he got the hint. I
Speaker 1: gave him the old dick snay with face and the
Speaker 1: hand by the neck move. You know, I think he
Speaker 1: got the hint. It was just very funny that not
Speaker 1: only was he you know, trying to out me, right, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's wrong, and you know what I mean, stay in
Speaker 1: the right station, like at least you're gonna out me, like,
Speaker 1: be right, you know rule number two. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: out someone, be right. So so weird man. Traveling with
Speaker 1: my family. That was the second leg of my vacation.
Speaker 1: Oh the ones you won't have on the game show
Speaker 1: with you tell them about that.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Well, my dad, my sister, my brother in law and
Speaker 1: the kids, we all went to the Bahamas and we
Speaker 1: you know, we spent some time together. You know, I
Speaker 1: made a pledge since my mom passed last December that
Speaker 1: I wanted to do more stuff with my family. And
Speaker 1: you know, it's ironic how that has brought us closer
Speaker 1: as a family. It took something devastating in my family
Speaker 1: to happen for us to do something like that. But
Speaker 1: we're enjoying each other's company, you know, we we you know,
Speaker 1: we did that trip to the Dominican Republic back in February.
Speaker 1: And now this was this was brought on by my dad.
Speaker 1: It was his idea. He's like, come on, let's go,
Speaker 1: We'll go for a week. I'm like, okay, And it
Speaker 1: felt like old times. But you know, there's definitely a
Speaker 1: generation gap between my dad and and my sister and I.
Speaker 1: You know, my father's a very my okay, my father's
Speaker 1: a very plain guy. You know, he's very He wakes
Speaker 1: up in the morning, he's like, all right, I don't
Speaker 1: want no fancy breakfasts. I just want my eggs, a
Speaker 1: piece of toast McCall. And you're like, Dad, I hired
Speaker 1: a chef. He's coming in. No. This was DJ college
Speaker 1: chef back in the high him. He's great. So we
Speaker 1: wanted to go to so my sister and I, Dad,
Speaker 1: I hired Katy Perry's massuse. No, no, no's gonna come
Speaker 1: in and give you all massages. No, we want to
Speaker 1: go to the French place that had croissants, you know,
Speaker 1: my sister and I. You know, and and one day,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a famous sister me right, And one
Speaker 1: day there was well there's this other place. Is there's
Speaker 1: this chef that is a famous chef. His name is
Speaker 1: Daniel Ballud. He's got he's got a place called He's
Speaker 1: a Michelin star winning chef. I know who he is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he's got a place in the Bahamas at called
Speaker 1: Cafe Ballud. So I wonder how he got that name.
Speaker 1: So my sister we decided, look, we got to go
Speaker 1: there one day for breakfast because my for three days
Speaker 1: in a row, my dad was like, we were going
Speaker 1: to this random like diner, short order place. And I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: we're on vacation. I don't want I just don't. I
Speaker 1: just don't want like Jimmy Dean sausages, and like, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, call me boogie, call me crazy, but I
Speaker 1: don't want that. I said, I want to do. We
Speaker 1: want more. And then my sister and I and me whatever,
Speaker 1: all you're right there. Perfect. So the last day, my
Speaker 1: father gives in, he goes.
Speaker 6: All right, so we're gonna go to this cafe bleed.
Speaker 6: We're gonna see just how great this place is. I
Speaker 6: want to see what's the difference between the eggs and
Speaker 6: the sausage we've been eating the last three days and
Speaker 6: this one, okay, except for the price is gonna be double.
Speaker 1: So we sit down and we get into this conversation
Speaker 1: about better, better quality. You know, it's you're paying a
Speaker 1: little bit more for the food, but it's more gourmet,
Speaker 1: and it's probably comes from a better place. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: the eggs are organic. You know, maybe you know the
Speaker 1: food is better for you. I don't know, maybe it's
Speaker 1: a ruse, but we it was just a weird dynamic
Speaker 1: because my father sat there, he let us have our
Speaker 1: way like the brats that that we are, and and
Speaker 1: you know, but but it was, it was it was
Speaker 1: crazy because we're just we're trying to convince him that,
Speaker 1: you know, the food that he grew up on wasn't
Speaker 1: you know, isn't as good a good quality as this.
Speaker 1: The new ideas and things that they have out there
Speaker 1: now the better. Remember when when you bought your father
Speaker 1: a garbage pailot opened by itself, and he's like, Anthony,
Speaker 1: wh I need you a garbage pail to a garbage
Speaker 1: and Anthony, yes, your father is a man of simple means.
Speaker 1: He doesn't need shtick. He doesn't need fancy schmancy. So
Speaker 1: did he like the eggs better? What's the what's the result?
Speaker 1: The result was he felt there was no difference. We
Speaker 1: thought we had a better meal. Me and my sister
Speaker 1: were looking at each other like, yeah, this is great.
Speaker 1: You know, we were getting like, you know, like our eggs, benedict.
Speaker 1: You know, we were getting like some fancy like croissants
Speaker 1: and things. And the coffee was even better because it
Speaker 1: was like one of those press coughe And you don't
Speaker 1: think French press, French press. I don't think any of
Speaker 1: this is just in your mind. No, well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: They make a good case for it. They because you
Speaker 1: feel how much was a breakfast, then how much was
Speaker 1: it was eggs. I would just say that breakfast there
Speaker 1: was thirty percent more, thirty percent more than it was
Speaker 1: at the basic eggs and bacon place at my father.
Speaker 1: But the other thing is, it's like it has to
Speaker 1: be more than thirty percent. We're on vacation, and we're
Speaker 1: on vacation with our family, and look, well, don't you
Speaker 1: want to relax and just order off a nice menu
Speaker 1: that offers like avocadolax I wanted to eat at the
Speaker 1: hotel and that. Oh but I want avocado toast, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, oh my god, I want your girl from
Speaker 1: TikTok from ten years ago. I want buttermilk pancakes, you know,
Speaker 1: or the oh you know they do fancy like brioche
Speaker 1: or lemon regatta whatever. I'm into food, man, I like
Speaker 1: I like when they pay attention to detail, even the jellies,
Speaker 1: even the jellies, Brody, we're different, okay. And my father's
Speaker 1: bacon and eggs joint, you know. It was the plastic
Speaker 1: Welch's thing where you peel back the freaking cell of
Speaker 1: the fane and what was the jelly like it the
Speaker 1: fancy place did they scrape the jelly out of the
Speaker 1: Welches package into a jar? Fie. The jelly was in
Speaker 1: a fancy glass jar and it was a preserve. It
Speaker 1: wasn't a jelly, Brodie, Oh did it say welch is
Speaker 1: on it? A snooker's on the jar? It wasn't. It was.
Speaker 1: It was like one of those French brands that they
Speaker 1: don't get. It's not high fruit, those corn syrup it's
Speaker 1: all there. You go with the fructose pectin and and
Speaker 1: and a little bit of cane sugar. And it didn't
Speaker 1: have a label on it and an ingredient like yes
Speaker 1: dalfour d a L f O U R and it
Speaker 1: said no pectans. No, it was like no added sugar
Speaker 1: or very little like some little bit of cane sugar.
Speaker 1: But like it said that it's a real fruit. That
Speaker 1: was real fruit, like the strawberry that was coming out
Speaker 1: straw real strawberry, like the seed there was seeds in it. Like,
Speaker 1: I'll take the Smucker's packages. Baster was like, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to raise my kids with better food, better quality food,
Speaker 1: and and we like this. And my father's just sitting
Speaker 1: there and disbelieve, shaking his head. He goes, and where
Speaker 1: would your brother eat because his sister now seems like
Speaker 1: she's a boogie scary too. Well, my brother wasn't with us,
Speaker 1: but he would, you know, he'd be fall somewhere in between.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, it's just a divide between is
Speaker 1: a generation gap between you and the guy who's a
Speaker 1: generation before you. But that's a big it's a big generation.
Speaker 1: He's a boomer. But you know, my sister and I
Speaker 1: were trying to convince him that that everything that he
Speaker 1: knows and remembers is wrong because of the way, you know,
Speaker 1: we've moved on, we've moved on with you know, we
Speaker 1: know more now about what we're putting in our bodies.
Speaker 1: I guess they had fancier eggs when he was thirty.
Speaker 1: He liked his eggs from the place with the egg
Speaker 1: like you like the cage free, pasteurized organic brown eggs.
Speaker 1: Why do you care that birds in the cage or not.
Speaker 1: As far as the taste, I want to be humane.
Speaker 1: I just feel like no, I just feel like it's more.
Speaker 1: I don't know, and it's not a maybe it's not
Speaker 1: a taste thing. It's maybe it's I feel like there's
Speaker 1: doing better for me. I don't know. But I think
Speaker 1: you're like the person if they were offered a BMW
Speaker 1: for twenty thousand, you'd never drive it. Now that's not me, No,
Speaker 1: I don't. Someone said like, oh, there's a new BMW,
Speaker 1: it's only twenty thousand, but like, I'm not driving that
Speaker 1: piece of shit. I gotta have one for fifty because
Speaker 1: you need to know you spent more. I get it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want to come off sounding bougie.
Speaker 3: Oo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but but you know what I'm talking about. No, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's nice to go to a restaurant with finer
Speaker 1: f Yeah, especially when you're on vacation, you know. And
Speaker 1: my father, you know, we were gonna treat him anyway.
Speaker 1: We were like that, don't worry about it. We got this,
Speaker 1: we got this. We're gonna kick in for it. But
Speaker 1: all right, Well, we're gonna go to commercial on the second.
Speaker 1: Can can we play one clip of something that happened?
Speaker 1: You know what? When we come back, we'll play a
Speaker 1: clip from a commercial for a restaurant. Is the opposite
Speaker 1: of Bougie, the complete opposite of bougie, And I want
Speaker 1: your opinion on it. Scary when we come back. Okay?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Okay? We have This is the last break right? No,
Speaker 1: we have we have two more. Oh, very good, So
Speaker 1: we have time. Good, okay, okay, we'll right back. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: we want to play clip or we will right back.
Speaker 1: We'll play clip. We'll right back, right back. Let's play clip. No,
Speaker 1: let's play let's play clip. We'll play clip. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: play clip. Okay, yeah, all right, before you play it,
Speaker 1: let's god, you're a dick. You're a dick. No, you'dic hey, okay,
Speaker 1: before we get to this clip. Oh no, you want
Speaker 1: to play one clip because I have a special another
Speaker 1: phone call surprise. But you're gonna love because you just
Speaker 1: this person. Okay, hold on, before you get to the
Speaker 1: I want to make sure we have time for the
Speaker 1: stupid person. If we don't have time for the stupid person,
Speaker 1: I want to apologize now, no, we did. We did
Speaker 1: we do? By the way, speaking of special people on
Speaker 1: the phone, I want to give it an apology. Three
Speaker 1: hundredth episode. We should have had Spruce on and we
Speaker 1: did not. So I apologize to him already that we
Speaker 1: we didn't work it out time wise because we recorded
Speaker 1: at the time. I knew he wasn't available, but we
Speaker 1: should have had him on. So shout out to Spruce.
Speaker 1: We know we love you. We'll see on the four hundredth.
Speaker 1: All right, who's coming on the phone? Now? Oh what
Speaker 1: about the sound? We're gonna play a clip. You just
Speaker 1: told me you were putting someone on the phone who
Speaker 1: would take a break shop. No, I got somebody. I
Speaker 1: got somebody. We're gonna talk to you real quick. And
Speaker 1: this this really is there anyone on the phone. I
Speaker 1: might enjoy talking to this person here? Yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: love this person. I I why are you calling them?
Speaker 1: They didn't call you? Yeah? I told I told her
Speaker 1: we'd call her her. Yeah, it's our it's our friend.
Speaker 1: We have lots of friends. Yeah. Hey, it's Astra. Oh hi,
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to you and like for so long
Speaker 1: it's been ages. Yeah, Oh my god, it's like two days.
Speaker 1: Astra she, oh, she could get a kick out of
Speaker 1: your story, mister k T you she works for KTU.
Speaker 1: I already told the story. That's okay, now, well another
Speaker 1: time for that.
Speaker 5: And uh she's also she's also uh.
Speaker 1: She's also works for Page six TV. She's here. She's
Speaker 1: the face of page six on the New York Post,
Speaker 1: Page six, the famous page, the famous page six. You
Speaker 1: are the famous TV video person for it, right, he's
Speaker 1: the host, the hostess host. Yes, so so the latter
Speaker 1: part of my So I just told everybody about my
Speaker 1: Bahamas trip, but the third leg of my trip down
Speaker 1: the shore was down the shore, which I was not
Speaker 1: aware of until Astra told me, Yeah, briefly, like what
Speaker 1: I didn't know about that, But go ahead tell the
Speaker 1: audience we were. We were down at Asbury, you know,
Speaker 1: in Asbury Park, hanging out at the hotel. And then
Speaker 1: Astra's like, well, we're down here too with our friend
Speaker 1: I Naz from Channel five, this fantas Dan New York
Speaker 1: with Rosanna Scato she does the traffic, and and my
Speaker 1: girlfriend Robin and and Astra and and they were, you know,
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, we're coming over to the pool
Speaker 1: and she She's like, I'm gonna bring my service dog. Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about that exactly all
Speaker 1: these pictures holding a dog, I thought, like, my god,
Speaker 1: is the dog alive? But here's the best part. It's
Speaker 1: a teacup Yorki and Astra brings her dog. But what's
Speaker 1: the name of your dog again?
Speaker 5: Tell everybody her name is Nyla on Instagram Star the Yorkie.
Speaker 1: Nyla's Nyla. What is it again?
Speaker 5: Cut out Nilo's, Nyla's Star the york.
Speaker 1: Nyla Star the Yorki, right, and and y n y
Speaker 1: La that rolls off the tongue n y l A
Speaker 1: Star the Yorkie. So Nila shows up. Wait, let's look
Speaker 1: my two favorite cities, New York in La.
Speaker 2: So it's super easy to remember.
Speaker 1: Right, perfect? So okay, she shows up with Nila Star
Speaker 1: the Yorkie, her service dog, and we'll wait a second.
Speaker 1: The dog is wearing a Chanelle bikini Gucci Actually, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it was a Gucci a Gucci bikini? Was
Speaker 1: it a Barkhini? And then later outfit change. The dog
Speaker 1: comes back out in a product dress. Oh no, a
Speaker 1: Lucas produ dress. Curious why do you Why are you
Speaker 1: hating on her word? Because I feel like if it's
Speaker 1: a service animal, right, it should be dressed like a
Speaker 1: service animal because it's there to service purpose for whatever.
Speaker 1: Then they be wearing like a nurse's outfit. Well, I
Speaker 1: just have a stethoscope around its neck. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about, sky, What does animal look like? What should
Speaker 1: have a shed, have an orange like glow in the
Speaker 1: dark vest and a construction helmet. It's just weird because
Speaker 1: you're talking about a teacup Yorky with a two piece
Speaker 1: bathing suit on to prefer one person. And she was
Speaker 1: going with the I guess she was going with the
Speaker 1: theme of the afternoon. But I feel like, if you
Speaker 1: are in need of a service animal, and again we're
Speaker 1: not asking why because it breaks hippo laws and all
Speaker 1: the other stuff. It doesn't brek hippolaws. You're not her doctor, Okay,
Speaker 1: then whatever, but I'm not asking. Uh yeah, but so
Speaker 1: she she has a service animal, I feel like it
Speaker 1: needs it's it's uniform. And and that's what would the
Speaker 1: uniform behold on everybody, it's just a scary tell us
Speaker 1: what the uniform would look like? Well, it has to happen.
Speaker 1: The uniform has to have that that the reflective padding
Speaker 1: around it, and it's a service animal on across his body.
Speaker 2: Okay and scary? Scary?
Speaker 1: Did she not have that on her bag, on her back,
Speaker 1: on her bag, her on her bag? Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: too busy looking at her exposed nipples because the bikini
Speaker 1: in the world was only covering the top two not
Speaker 1: the bottom six. I just want to know why we
Speaker 1: human I want to know why humanized pets like what
Speaker 1: and and not a pet? Not a pet?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: A service animal? So the question is is this a
Speaker 1: gray line? Like is this is not a different than
Speaker 1: the dog? Is a service animal in disguise?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What's going on here?
Speaker 2: And was.
Speaker 5: Skirt? It was?
Speaker 1: It was a skirt?
Speaker 5: They cannot wear thongs?
Speaker 2: How would you go to the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Right, so how do women go to the bathroom? So
Speaker 1: I would just want you to just the down what's
Speaker 1: your what's your service animal? Should be able to pull
Speaker 1: her own pants down to train? Right, I just want
Speaker 1: to know what's your could What are you thinking here? At?
Speaker 1: What were you thinking handing this man a dog? He killed?
Speaker 1: He killed a dolphin? Practically are you not? Are you
Speaker 1: like failing to see where I'm going with this. I
Speaker 1: see where you're going. But I heard as told me that.
Speaker 1: Somebody yelled out, hey, is it colicky? Is that true?
Speaker 1: Because that's what you ask somebody said.
Speaker 5: Somebody commented that on his Instagram picture you right now, Scary.
Speaker 5: Scary likes to try to act like he's not into
Speaker 5: any type of animals or baby or whatever. Meanwhile, the
Speaker 5: first of all, let me just clarify. When I walked in,
Speaker 5: she was in her bag completely not even seen, and
Speaker 5: I said to him, I have my dog with me,
Speaker 5: and he's like where and on my open the bag,
Speaker 5: out pops her little head and all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: tell me he melted like a baby.
Speaker 1: I did. But I just are you trying to cheage
Speaker 1: the system here a little bit? I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: where I'm gonna ask the hard hitting question. I'm asking
Speaker 1: you that because you're you're you're dressing the dog in outfits.
Speaker 1: It's like, now, is does she war Halloween costumes?
Speaker 2: Too?
Speaker 1: Of course she does.
Speaker 5: Listen at the end of the day. At the end
Speaker 5: of the day, she is my service animal, and she's
Speaker 5: also right next to me, so she has to compliment me.
Speaker 1: As well, make sure that I'm good. Right, she can't
Speaker 1: go with some some slag looking looking hobo. She's got
Speaker 1: to have a dog that lives.
Speaker 2: Whether she wears clothes or she doesn't.
Speaker 5: Wear clothes, she still does her job. So why does
Speaker 5: it bother you if she's clothed or naked.
Speaker 1: Because I find it a little weird. It's like going
Speaker 1: to the airport and finding a drug sniffing dog dressed
Speaker 1: in a friggin you know, in a bikini.
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, well listen, but but it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's like that. Well, theyre to perform it. They're there
Speaker 1: to perform like a service, a duty.
Speaker 5: Clarify though, we got to clarify that those dogs in
Speaker 5: the airport are actually police officers, like they are actually
Speaker 5: cops with badges, so there's a difference.
Speaker 1: They have to wear their police She's right now, scary,
Speaker 1: I'm it can interject here for a moment, not knowing
Speaker 1: why she needs a service dog, and that's not our business,
Speaker 1: none of that. But let's say, let's say hypothetically, part
Speaker 1: of the service the dog provides is comfort and calmness. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you needed a dog, anyone needed a dog for
Speaker 1: comfort and kindness and warmth and and and and and
Speaker 1: you know, maybe a steam building whatever. Then you would
Speaker 1: want the dog to at least look good if you're
Speaker 1: gonna be in a hot bikini. And if I know Astra,
Speaker 1: she was looking good, I'm sure she was. And you know, uh,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you want the dog to look good? You're
Speaker 1: taking her out in public? And if the outfit on
Speaker 1: the dog also brings you comfort because you feel like, look,
Speaker 1: how nice I've made my dog look, then that dog
Speaker 1: is providing a service by looking good, providing comfort to
Speaker 1: the owner by looking good. Therefore it's doing its service.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like arm candy. If you're a billionaire,
Speaker 1: you hire arm. Can you get a woman who's hot?
Speaker 1: You know, whether she's uh, maybe she's a day for
Speaker 1: the evening or maybe she's some like gold digger who
Speaker 1: like you want a young hot wife, right, a hot dress.
Speaker 5: You've never seen a sugar daddy with an ugly chick
Speaker 5: on his arm, let's be real.
Speaker 1: Right, which people don't have ugly wives mostly so if
Speaker 1: this hot chick is on his arm, that's his that's her,
Speaker 1: that's his service animal. When I think of service animals,
Speaker 1: I think of official business. I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: you have to go through a process, you get papers done,
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 5: And I do. Yes, I have my papers, doctor's note.
Speaker 5: I have everything that's absolutely needed. What you're thinking of
Speaker 5: with a service animal is you're thinking of the animals
Speaker 5: that are bigger, like labradors, or.
Speaker 1: That help blind people or injured veterans. Right, right, right,
Speaker 1: That's so I'm just saying, like, are you Are you
Speaker 1: not taking the service of the animals seriously because it's
Speaker 1: not in the uniform. Instead, the dog scared the dog
Speaker 1: asked you if I may answer this, because he's ludicrous.
Speaker 1: Dog's purpose is not to help her. She's not blind.
Speaker 1: The dog's purpose not to help her reach things. So
Speaker 1: you you would agree, though, if you see a seeing
Speaker 1: eye dog, you know, dressed in a freaking cop uniform
Speaker 1: for for Halloween, are.
Speaker 5: You I have seen some seeing eye dogs.
Speaker 1: Dressed okay, but admit aster, if it's a seeing eye dog,
Speaker 1: the clothing probably doesn't match because the person's blind.
Speaker 2: Usually they might.
Speaker 5: Even have like a vest on or a dress, or
Speaker 5: maybe like a pair of pants.
Speaker 1: I have seen it.
Speaker 5: I've seen them.
Speaker 1: I just for whatever reason, for whatever reason, my vision
Speaker 1: of an animal that performs a service or serves a purpose.
Speaker 1: It's just maybe not taking seriously. Uh, what's the service scary?
Speaker 1: It's a different service. Yeah, you're right. You're right. If
Speaker 1: the services to make her happy.
Speaker 5: Is also scary, you realize that all service animals come
Speaker 5: in different sizes. They're not just the big dogs that
Speaker 5: you're thinking of.
Speaker 1: Yes, your teacup Yorky by the way, beautiful. I love Nyla.
Speaker 1: And she didn't even bark once.
Speaker 5: It's very let's just train and and that's my point,
Speaker 5: because she is trained. If she wasn't trained, she'd be
Speaker 5: barking and yapping and out of control, and that is
Speaker 5: not a service animal.
Speaker 1: A service animal needs to be able to make sure.
Speaker 1: So I shouldn't judge the book by its cover. I shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't judge the service animal by what she's wearing.
Speaker 1: Is really what this comes down to. Let's say as
Speaker 1: a nine year old girl at this pool, if they're allowed,
Speaker 1: because you go to pools that don't allow children. But
Speaker 1: let's say as a nine ten year old little girl,
Speaker 1: and the little girl has anxiety, and they get her
Speaker 1: a service animal to help her with her anxiety, and
Speaker 1: in helping her with her anxiety. They dressed the dog
Speaker 1: up like a Disney princess. They she's she's she's h
Speaker 1: let's say she's Bell. They put a little yellow outfit
Speaker 1: on her and she's like, oh, it's my little dog.
Speaker 1: Her name is Bell, and we dressed her like Bell
Speaker 1: from Beauty and the Beast. And that makes that little
Speaker 1: girl less anxiety ridden. Is that okay? Yes? Then stopping
Speaker 1: a dickt out, I'm coming around because whatever it is
Speaker 1: to analogy, whatever it takes to to calm her anxiety,
Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know. It's just it just looked.
Speaker 1: It was a little weird to me. I wanted to
Speaker 1: just get you on the podcast to talk about it
Speaker 1: real quick. It's okay, you know I love you and
Speaker 1: I love Nyla. All right, So let's say, let's say
Speaker 1: it's a it's a wounded warrior, an American hero down
Speaker 1: this road there's no winning for me and we and
Speaker 1: they have a service dog. He doesn't matter how big
Speaker 1: is it. Maybe the is pitning me up against the wall.
Speaker 1: Here go ahead, you wish. And this man, as a child,
Speaker 1: he had a little poodle and now as a wounded
Speaker 1: war veteran. They've provided a dog for him because he's
Speaker 1: an American hero and he needs help, and this, this
Speaker 1: giant standard poodle is his help. And he likes to
Speaker 1: put the dog with a little camo, a little camel,
Speaker 1: little camo handkerchief around his neck, maybe a little you know, uh,
Speaker 1: a little camo vest Is that? Okay? Of course it is. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's only Astro. That's what I'm here. You want to
Speaker 1: know what I think.
Speaker 5: I think Nyla actually did her job with Scary because
Speaker 5: she actually opened his heart because it's been cold.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Scary is terrible with animals, not as bad
Speaker 1: as he's with kids. But you look at don't jump
Speaker 1: on me. In fact, he thinks a dog is a racist.
Speaker 2: You want to know something?
Speaker 5: He was with more than Nyla was with me that weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah she is. She is a just a ball of
Speaker 1: of glory. Then she said, then she supplied you with
Speaker 1: a service as well, Scary. Yeah, I love I love her.
Speaker 1: All right. We have to take a commercial break here,
Speaker 1: but but I thank you for for coming on with
Speaker 1: us and on the phone. On the phone, extra, why
Speaker 1: don't you plug? Yeah, yes, ball, you're welcome. Astra. That
Speaker 1: one of us understood. Why don't you go ahead and
Speaker 1: plug your your your page six show and you're you're
Speaker 1: what you're doing in on KT at the moment?
Speaker 2: Yes, well on k yeah, of course what are three
Speaker 2: five keys?
Speaker 5: You on every weekend four to ten on Saturday, so
Speaker 5: midnight on Sunday and then Monday through Friday. You can
Speaker 5: catch me at page six, which, of course if you
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Speaker 2: You're gonna see all of my videos.
Speaker 1: She's extra on the air on Instagram.
Speaker 5: Yep, Astra on the air and of course we'll forget
Speaker 5: Nihli's star the Yorkie on Instagram. If you want to
Speaker 5: see cuteness that opened up Scary's heart.
Speaker 1: Give her a follow. Yes, and she was not in
Speaker 1: the movie at Astra, which was terrible.
Speaker 5: We will be right back.
Speaker 1: You know, I was just kidding with Astra, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: I think she'll forgive you. Yeah, we know each other
Speaker 1: for years. Seriously, I know, I know, I know. It's
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Speaker 1: Tell me what what you got and I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll set it up. You got it, all right, let's
Speaker 1: go to buns. Okay. So you know how sometimes people
Speaker 1: on television are told to say something funny and they
Speaker 1: don't know why it's funny. They don't get it and
Speaker 1: they're just dorky and they shouldn't be doing comedy. Uh.
Speaker 1: This guy was talking about thet the Nathan's July fourth
Speaker 1: hot Dog Eating Contest. Just play the clips. How awkward
Speaker 1: he sounds, Sun's out and buns out. I I can't
Speaker 1: stand that. It's the hot dog eating contest. So there's
Speaker 1: buns out and buns out. But he's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm saying it. Why would you say that?
Speaker 1: Why would you say? I don't know why I'm saying this,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna gohaing sake, becau, I'm talking ahead, clearly,
Speaker 1: clearly making a pun. But you don't have to reference
Speaker 1: the fact that you made a pun. Or and then
Speaker 1: he referenced, like you don't know why you made the pun.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know why I made the pun.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. All right, do you have you
Speaker 1: have sandwiches. Uh, yes, okay. So this is a commercial
Speaker 1: for Mike's Amazing Mayan and he's not a sponsor. They're
Speaker 1: a sponsor of the New York Mets. And the guy
Speaker 1: talks about all the things you can put mayonnaise on.
Speaker 1: But listen to the way he says the words sandwiches.
Speaker 4: That's fans, the amazing double play for your hot dogs,
Speaker 4: pretzels and sandwiches is Mike's Amazing Mayo in must.
Speaker 1: He said, sandwiches.
Speaker 4: Hold on, hot dogs, pretzels and sandwiches is Mike's Amazing
Speaker 4: Mao and must sandwiches.
Speaker 1: He said, sandwiches. This guy is a professional voiceover guy
Speaker 1: hired by a big company, and he said sandwiches. You know,
Speaker 1: this reminds me of a nobody caught it, nobody called
Speaker 1: Now nobody caught that. But also, do you know those
Speaker 1: the hot dog carts in New York City and they
Speaker 1: have all the uh you know they sometimes nowadays they
Speaker 1: have the led lights around it and they could program
Speaker 1: a message you know, hot dog, yeah right right from
Speaker 1: eyes and it lights up and it goes crazy on
Speaker 1: the corner of sixth Avenue. And I want to say,
Speaker 1: it's like fifty third Street in Manhattan. Want to say,
Speaker 1: it is one of those one of those carts and
Speaker 1: they have the words sandwiches lit up in neon lights,
Speaker 1: going crazy, But it's sand wishes, sad w I s
Speaker 1: h E S. Brody. I kid you not. Six months ago,
Speaker 1: I was stopped at that light. I looked up. I'm like, aha,
Speaker 1: he's a spelled wrong sandwiches and it's like wrapping around
Speaker 1: the truck in lights. Sand wishes, that's that's Brody. Six
Speaker 1: months later, same light, did you look anything to the
Speaker 1: guy trying to help him? Look up, it's still there.
Speaker 1: Brody's the word sand wishes is rolling? Okay? How many
Speaker 1: thousands of people have seen that sign and that misspelling
Speaker 1: in the last six months, and anyone David Brody he
Speaker 1: would have gone up and said, you know what, The
Speaker 1: guy would have said, I don't know, that's what he
Speaker 1: would say. He would have of course, he would have said,
Speaker 1: not my card. I don't know. So then why But
Speaker 1: this guy is in is an English speaking voice over
Speaker 1: guy say and sandwiches? All right, all right, I got
Speaker 1: I got practical one. Oh okay, so practical This guy.
Speaker 1: First of all, this guy, for some reason, he can't
Speaker 1: say z's at the end of words. Okay, but then
Speaker 1: he uses a word at the end of the sentence
Speaker 1: that isn't a word, so he says, like, but God
Speaker 1: played a clip is a disease. I don't know these.
Speaker 7: Makers, with teachers, with students, with parents, teachers, with our
Speaker 7: labor partners, to arrive at the most practicable, implementable.
Speaker 1: Solution, practicable, practicable, practicable.
Speaker 7: To arrive at the most practicable, implementable solution.
Speaker 1: Even though he fumbled imb bull. Now I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you that this man, uh probably Spanish
Speaker 1: is his first language. But still I can't swear to that.
Speaker 1: But now I want you to play the clip that
Speaker 1: says mad Dog, mad Dog Chris mad Dog Russo is
Speaker 1: I know for a fact speaks English as his first language.
Speaker 1: Has been on New York radio since the eighties. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's now on MLB network. He's talking about Pete A
Speaker 1: Lonzo in the home run derby, which is right now
Speaker 1: as we're recording this. Thank god, I'm taping it. Now
Speaker 1: listen to listen to what he says. Go ahead, play
Speaker 1: mad Dog Russo.
Speaker 7: It took him because of the home run derby.
Speaker 1: Participation, that right, participation he knows well, No, I think
Speaker 1: that's just a flub. No, no, no, that's a participation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that he knows that too. You don't think
Speaker 1: he knows that. I think he just he just fumbled
Speaker 1: his words. Some of your favorite people fumble their words
Speaker 1: every five minutes. It happens. It happens when they're old
Speaker 1: and they have a stuttering problem. But they're not sportscasters
Speaker 1: on MLB networks about Granger. Okay, So at the end
Speaker 1: of every commercial for Granger, it says call or click
Speaker 1: Grainger dot com. Play the clip and I want to
Speaker 1: ask you a question about it Grainger dot com.
Speaker 2: Or stop buying for the ones.
Speaker 1: Who get it done. What website do you click? You
Speaker 1: don't click ESPN dot com, pom Clickgrainger dot com or
Speaker 1: stop buying for the ones who get it done? Terrible
Speaker 1: commercial does now do you click? A website? Leaves people
Speaker 1: in confusion. If I want to go to CNN dot com,
Speaker 1: do I click CNN dot com?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Like? What? Right? Click? Okay? Now this commercial the other
Speaker 1: clip with the word golden in it, Yes, I do. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: this is a commercial that I'm telling you get so
Speaker 1: much hate online because it pisses me off. And I
Speaker 1: looked online at people tweeting at the company who fucking
Speaker 1: hate this commercial. There's Reddit threads people hate this commercial. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is a known commercial that airs everywhere, and
Speaker 1: it's everywhere constant. Now, it's not a bougie place. It's
Speaker 1: not a Mexican place, it's not a Spanish place. It's
Speaker 1: the Golden Corral. It's it's the low end buffet that's
Speaker 1: all over the country. Sure. Now, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I love the Golden Crowd. I mean low end, Like,
Speaker 1: it's not expensive. It's the kind of place your dad
Speaker 1: would go to with me that you wouldn't go to. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: in this commercial, now scary if you and I were
Speaker 1: at lunch with someone who said, Hey, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: some mozzarella, we might say it's mozzarella, right, We would
Speaker 1: correct them gently. Right. So I want to get to
Speaker 1: picture this commercial. There's a family of I think, two
Speaker 1: young girls and a mom. They're all Hispanic and a
Speaker 1: and a white girl would freckles. Okay. The white girl
Speaker 1: says the name of the food she wants, and these
Speaker 1: other three women attack her, attack her and make her
Speaker 1: say the words the way they want with an I love,
Speaker 1: I love a good accent. But listen to the commercial
Speaker 1: and see if it wouldn't rub you the wrong way,
Speaker 1: if if these were your friend.
Speaker 6: That's what I say, hard and you on rolls.
Speaker 1: The father jumped in the whole. I never heard that before,
Speaker 1: and it's for Golden Corral. Oh, carne asada, it's that's
Speaker 1: what I say. The sister, the father, the mother, Harney,
Speaker 1: I did it, and you don't roll on. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but if you're getting your food at Golden Corral, it's
Speaker 1: carne asada. Yes, that's my point. It's not you're not
Speaker 1: getting this nothing legitimate. And there's nothing real or authentic
Speaker 1: about the at Golden Corral. It's fucking steak. There's no
Speaker 1: there's no.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: They're like, you gotta roll, you gotta say no. You
Speaker 1: don't know, especially a Golden Corral buffet. You imagine you like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get some pepperoni pizza and you're like
Speaker 1: your Tinian friend's like, no, it's a pepperoni. And then
Speaker 1: the mother goes, he's a pepperoni. Attack this poor girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they ganged up on her, but good look I understand
Speaker 1: if she said it's called aren't a sayda right? Because
Speaker 1: you didn't say it right. You go, no, it's carne sano.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I didn't realize that's how you pronounce it,
Speaker 1: but they might as well have taken a bat to
Speaker 1: her head. No, it's economys. Yeah, I just want to
Speaker 1: go get my five pounds of mashed potatoes and my
Speaker 1: endless shrimp and some other shit on a plate. Leave
Speaker 1: me alone, don't attack me like I heard the first time.
Speaker 1: The whole five family members are like, it's conon me.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. You gotta see that. You gotta go on
Speaker 1: Twitter and read the comments that the people of tweeting
Speaker 1: a golden corn. I love it. I gotta see Marshall. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I want you to hear this. I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: me talking. Listen very carefully, listen to my voice.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: My name is David. I'm from Brooklyn, New York, and
Speaker 1: sometimes I get a little bit of a Brooklyn accent.
Speaker 1: I'm a comedy writer. And let's see how well you
Speaker 1: can replicate my voice. Now did that sound like me?
Speaker 1: That sounded yeah, that sounded exactly like you. Well, let's
Speaker 1: play it again. Hi, my name is David. I'm from Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: New York, and sometimes I get a little bit of
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn act. Okay, that sounded just like me, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to an AI website. I typed that in
Speaker 1: and it spit out that shut up. It made me talk,
Speaker 1: It made me read like made me read it like
Speaker 1: a three or four sentences, not those words. And you
Speaker 1: typed in those words and typed and yep. Hi, my
Speaker 1: name is David. I'm from Brooklyn, New York, and sometimes
Speaker 1: I get a little bit of a Brooklyn accent. Holy
Speaker 1: sh I'm a comedy writer. And let's see how well
Speaker 1: you can replicate my voice. We are that is not me.
Speaker 1: We are fucked. People are gonna start taking us and
Speaker 1: making us AI. You realize this, well, that's what I
Speaker 1: just did. Anyone who could take our off them, You
Speaker 1: could teach AI by taking our audio off the podcast
Speaker 1: and make us say whatever you want. That's dangerous, extremely dangerous.
Speaker 1: And thank you for giving that weapon to the slices.
Speaker 1: Thanks for giving This is not new. Deep fakes have
Speaker 1: been idea. I'm telling you, I finally tried it myself,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, holy shit, that's me. Holy shit. To me,
Speaker 1: that sounds just like me. Does this sound like the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Beastie Boys song that we did? That we well,
Speaker 1: before you play that, I promise you slices, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you about the stupid girl I met at Target. Next episode.
Speaker 1: I apologize. Okay, boys, Boys,