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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. My subject for today

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Speaker 1: is my wife an undercover gold digger. Right now, the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got for his navy? Already? What's that? Laugh? That uber?

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Speaker 1: Hears ubers like a hearse herse. Yeah, you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: in a hearse ubers. Maybe let's go Hello. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to read shawan please. Yeah, this means up? Hey Sean?

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Speaker 1: How you doing this? My name is Brian. Um, I

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Speaker 1: got you on schedule. Um, you you ordered a uber

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Speaker 1: for tomorrow morning. I think you're okay? You are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you scared to go to the airport? Correct? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, And I want to make sure you you

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Speaker 1: wanted an suv? Yeah, I wanted the suv. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: that's ninety two eleven west. Um, what is that, holman?

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Speaker 1: I need to be eleven drive. That's correct? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, So I'll be outside tomorrow morning. You were

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Speaker 1: talking about seven seven am pick up? Correct, that's it?

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Speaker 1: You got it. Everything's on point, okay, alright, So listen,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know this man, you ordered

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Speaker 1: the suv. I'll be there tomorrow. Um, I'll be there

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Speaker 1: probably a little bit before seven am. You know when

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Speaker 1: you guys order uber way in advance, you know, we

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Speaker 1: try to get there almost like a car service and

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Speaker 1: make sure we get you where you gotta go. And

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Speaker 1: I know the traff is gonna be a little crazy,

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Speaker 1: so um, you know I'll be there on time. I'll

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Speaker 1: be downstairs waiting on you. All right, I'd appreciate it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now listen, I'm I'm I'm an SUV. But it's a

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Speaker 1: kind of a little different. So that's why I kind

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Speaker 1: of the reason for the call. I wanted to kind

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Speaker 1: of give your heads up that I am an SUV.

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Speaker 1: So I just want you to look for the black

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Speaker 1: hurt that will be outside. Hurts. Yeah, I'll be in

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Speaker 1: a black hurt tomorrow morning. Uh seven am. Uh okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a stuv or hurts. No, No, it's a hurt.

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Speaker 1: It's a hurts. Actually, what's happening is is I I

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Speaker 1: have another drop off at the airport as well. You

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Speaker 1: know there's a I mean it's it's it won't affect

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Speaker 1: you at all. With there'll there'll be a body in

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Speaker 1: the back, but that has to we're trying to get

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Speaker 1: that to the airport too. But you know, like I said,

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Speaker 1: and a matter of fact is that by waiting the

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Speaker 1: held of man, no, I ain't body, Well there's a there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there'll be a body. But actually it's just

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Speaker 1: causing you less. You know what I'm saying, so you

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Speaker 1: don't have to later. So what's what you're talking about? Man, Dude,

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Speaker 1: you ain't ride with them body? Hang man, listen, you

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Speaker 1: wanted to NUV. I'm not ride with the body. Dude,

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Speaker 1: you're tripping. Cancel this trip. I get another over. I'm

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Speaker 1: not riding with a body. Dude. Okay, if you cancel,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna cost you fifty dollars. Fifty dollars, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I just downloaded the here's a deal. I know

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Speaker 1: for a fact. When you cancel over five hours, I'm canceling.

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Speaker 1: And that's gonna be five hours, gonna fifty dollars. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you have

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Speaker 1: my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars. I'm

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Speaker 1: not riding with the body. You feel me the understanding,

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Speaker 1: you understand you now, But do you want to get

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Speaker 1: to the airport or not? Look, why don't you lay

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Speaker 1: down there to the body and you drive yourself there

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Speaker 1: and there with the bloody like in the past, to

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Speaker 1: just see I'm not doing it. Tell me what the

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Speaker 1: problem is. I mean, obviously you're used to driving around

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Speaker 1: with bodies and that's not my thing. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. What's the problem? I mean, you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: in the front of the hearst. You're not gonna be

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Speaker 1: in the back. We'll put your luggage in the back.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll be fine, right, you're man, you're tripping. Man,

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Speaker 1: this is crazy. You're calling wrong with this crazy book. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing none of that. What part of that?

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Speaker 1: Don't you want to stand? I'm going to get you

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Speaker 1: there on time, sir, but it's going to be in

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Speaker 1: a hurt. That's all the difference is. Man, You'll be

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Speaker 1: riding and when I'm supposed to be laid out in it.

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Speaker 1: You understand right now? You got me fucked up? What

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Speaker 1: kind of phone call is this? I mean, what's what's

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Speaker 1: the problem. Obviously you're used to rolling with with dead

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Speaker 1: bodies and hearses and all that just win it over.

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Speaker 1: Start rolling with hearses to pick up regular altment, because

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Speaker 1: to get him from place to place. This is some

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Speaker 1: crazy I want you to think. When when did you

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Speaker 1: think that it would just be cool or as a

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Speaker 1: regular picking up a body and just driving around in

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Speaker 1: the street. I don't know, man, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: I got two jobs. You know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 1: do for you know, and also you know, work for

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Speaker 1: a mortuary. You know what I'm saying. So you know,

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Speaker 1: but my vehicle is is certified and and approved it

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Speaker 1: so I'm able to use it as an suv. So

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Speaker 1: you you called him and you gave him ride a lot,

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Speaker 1: and they don't have no reaction, no reaction to riding

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Speaker 1: around with them embodying the back well you know, uh,

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Speaker 1: sometimes there's a few people acting a little, you know,

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Speaker 1: a little. It's a little different for him. I get it,

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Speaker 1: you know, But like I said, the only reason why

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you obviously you don't get that because you're

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Speaker 1: trying to hit me with a charge that I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not going for and you're trying to get me

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Speaker 1: the ride with him and that body. Dude, I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing that. So I'll tell you what, bro, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you this right here. I'm gonna get all the phone. Uh,

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Speaker 1: tomorrow is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna

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Speaker 1: be there, so be looking forward here. Who's Timmy the embody? No, No,

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Speaker 1: Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning and seven

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Speaker 1: mayhem you un'er staying. Just be ready for that. Then

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Speaker 1: your time are gonna have a problem. Okay, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: chill at the Tommy don't because see Tommy, don't. Tommy

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Speaker 1: don't take this too kindly, so tell it to him

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Who's Timmy? Now? Okay, you don't know

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Speaker 1: who Tommy is? No, I don't. It's Tommy. Okay. Do

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Speaker 1: you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do

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Speaker 1: you know nephew Tommy? Come on many? Oh man, oh man,

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Speaker 1: that's a he man. No man, your boy. You got

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Speaker 1: a boy named Chase that you work with. Chase gave

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Speaker 1: me your number, told me to get your call. Oh man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that I'm gonna put that in a herbsman. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: you gotta give me one more thing. Man, what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land Steve Harvey Morning showy man, I pick you

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Speaker 1: up and set be there. But that that kind of

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Speaker 1: too fun. Yeah, keep on, We're just trying to get people.

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Speaker 1: Don't be around hershon, they don't have to be. We

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Speaker 1: do not riding nowhere. We just bought it back here.

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Speaker 1: I keep feeling something on my neck. Man, if you

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Speaker 1: don't want that, Man, I'm hearing stuff move and be

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Speaker 1: Like that time, boy, my boys father died lived up

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Speaker 1: street from me. You know, he ain't have no money.

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Speaker 1: So they had the funeral at the house. They bought

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Speaker 1: the casket, but the casket was too wide for the

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Speaker 1: oh and they had to turn it sideways. And you

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Speaker 1: can hear you can hear his daddy shift. And when

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Speaker 1: they got the casket in the living room and set

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Speaker 1: the staying up and open it up, he was flipped

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Speaker 1: over in the casket. They had to turn him over. Boy.

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Speaker 1: Well you was standing up in there. Boy, you ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna be in Mississippian. What I'm doing done well? If

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Speaker 1: you got a hurt sing your Montgomery, Alabama, come how

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Speaker 1: let your boy I beat there? March fourteen said roll

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Speaker 1: roll anyway you can get to me. March fourteenth Saturday Night, Baby,

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Speaker 1: Montgomery Performing Arts Center, Rolling up in your hearts, I

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Speaker 1: might roll with you. Only Ibody can sit in the

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Speaker 1: front as long as I can sit in the front. Alright, Nethew,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much appreciated. I think listen. Coming up next,

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Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry Letters. Subject is my wife an undercover

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Speaker 1: gold digger. We'll get into it right after this