Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: All right, Hello, Hi, hey girl, Hi baby, he's say,
Speaker 2: thank god, it's so good to see you, bitch.
Speaker 3: Uh did we not FaceTime yesterday?
Speaker 4: You know, Marie.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you have realized, but you are
Speaker 2: one of the highlights of many of my days. So
Speaker 2: whenever I see you, I'm just astatic.
Speaker 3: Whenever you start talking like this, I feel like you're
Speaker 3: about to ask me for some money every time. Wait,
Speaker 3: she need a loan or something?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I'm just I watched your
Speaker 2: video on Instagram yesterday and it just brought me so
Speaker 2: much joy.
Speaker 3: I you know, you know, I think that I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do one of those a week, a little, a little
Speaker 3: weekly affirmation video for the for the girls.
Speaker 4: The girls need it.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And then you see I do a little
Speaker 3: sagittary shade in there. We love but only for the men.
Speaker 2: I mean, you did, you did what needed to be done. Okay,
Speaker 2: you could have threw a tourists in there too, I
Speaker 2: would have really really blessed you for that.
Speaker 3: Well, a tourists man has never wronged me so far
Speaker 3: as I know. Like, I wasn't worried about the signs
Speaker 3: back then, and technically still am not. But if a
Speaker 3: dude tells me he's a Sagittarius or his birthdays in December,
Speaker 3: m I'm gonna walk. I'm gonna walk the other way.
Speaker 4: Well, a man never wronged me. A tourist man never
Speaker 4: wong me. Just my mom.
Speaker 2: So my mom is a tourist. And I just wanted
Speaker 2: I needed that shout out for myself. But who Marie,
Speaker 2: you have been doing.
Speaker 4: It, glowing living.
Speaker 2: I mean I remember just a week and a half
Speaker 2: ago we were we were complaining, and now you are
Speaker 2: really you see.
Speaker 4: How things change?
Speaker 3: Yeah, girl, you know what I'm saying. Yes to dates.
Speaker 3: I went on a date last night. Uh, the guy
Speaker 3: was late and dressed terribly. I have a date tonight.
Speaker 3: I went on a date this weekend. I'm just you know,
Speaker 3: I was on a date the other day and this
Speaker 3: man asked me for my number and I gave it
Speaker 3: to him while I was on the date. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah girl, I'm just out here trying to trying to
Speaker 3: get Lifetime movie channeled. But also, you know, were these
Speaker 3: new outfits and come up with stories for you in
Speaker 3: the pod.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really important that you do this the groundwork
Speaker 2: for us. You're out here. I definitely was on Instagram
Speaker 2: not only capping for you, but many of the women
Speaker 2: who were having issues with the dates. And I said,
Speaker 2: we have eight weeks and literally a weekend.
Speaker 4: You are you changed the game? You changed the game?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I read something yesterday that this girl posted,
Speaker 3: and she was like, for some reason, like a lot
Speaker 3: of women are afraid to make the first move because
Speaker 3: they think that that means like it reflects negatively on
Speaker 3: them that they had to make the first move. But
Speaker 3: sometimes the first move is just like walking up to
Speaker 3: a dude and starting a conversation or smiling in somebody's direction,
Speaker 3: and then you let them lead the rest. But she
Speaker 3: had this whole thing on her Instagram stories about how, yeah,
Speaker 3: sometimes you get rejected but and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: she was like, but it's a numbers game, right, Like
Speaker 3: you know, a lot of these men are basically children,
Speaker 3: so they're like, oh, I didn't know you liked me.
Speaker 3: I didn't you know.
Speaker 2: But us to us too, we have to the only
Speaker 2: reason why rejection is so hard for us because we
Speaker 2: don't put ourselves out there enough to be rejected. And
Speaker 2: so I think if you hear no more often, then
Speaker 2: it doesn't affect you as much, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like we do auditions all the time. We go up
Speaker 2: for things all the time and we don't get it,
Speaker 2: and it's like, okay, cool, Like if any thing I
Speaker 2: go into it like I might not get this, but whatever.
Speaker 4: You know. So that's the same way we gotta take it.
Speaker 1: With dating.
Speaker 2: It's just like you know, anybody who said no it
Speaker 2: legit is their loss.
Speaker 3: The nose make you strongs it does so, and I'm
Speaker 3: and for too long, I guess we were very comfortable
Speaker 3: not being strong. Yeah, and you know, part of me
Speaker 3: is still cool with kind of waiting around. But you know,
Speaker 3: if you wait around, you get what you get and
Speaker 3: you can't get upset. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you if you go to a buffet and
Speaker 2: you're waiting for somebody to serve you, honey, you're gonna
Speaker 2: be waiting at debt at the beginning of the buffet
Speaker 2: forever because nobody is serving you. You gotta get you
Speaker 2: gotta take yourself and you gotta go there and you
Speaker 2: gotta try that rice that.
Speaker 4: Looks a little a little random. Oh my god, damn,
Speaker 4: hold on, shit, sorry, you.
Speaker 2: Gotta send you. You gotta try the mystery meat. You
Speaker 2: gotta try the mystery meat sometimes.
Speaker 3: Wow. That was Asop's Fables written by If you go
Speaker 3: to the buffet and you wait for someone to serve you,
Speaker 3: you're going to be there for the whole shift. Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow Sidney, Uh yeah, I see you.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: You also very busy. You was in You were in
Speaker 3: San Francisco living your best life. I did, uh being
Speaker 3: a professional comedian for the for the rest of the summer.
Speaker 2: I feel like I want to thank everybody from the
Speaker 2: pod who came, like they were so happy and just beautiful,
Speaker 2: I mean, moisturized edges all there and they brought people
Speaker 2: and the people were like, I don't know this bitch,
Speaker 2: but she, my friend told me that I needed to
Speaker 2: see you, and so I want to thank everybody who came.
Speaker 2: And everybody asked about you and Andrew and they were like,
Speaker 2: we hope that y'all come back or come as well.
Speaker 2: So just wanted to let you know that y'all were
Speaker 2: missed and loved and asked about. Because I had people
Speaker 2: ask me questions at the end, and one person was like,
Speaker 2: how is Marie in real life?
Speaker 3: And I was like, what, excuse me, what does that
Speaker 3: question mean?
Speaker 2: They're like, you're a character on the pod, so they
Speaker 2: want to know the real you. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna out my friend. I was like, the
Speaker 2: real Marie is gay, no kidding, she's actually a lesbian whoops,
Speaker 2: tabby pride.
Speaker 4: Yay, yeah, yay, yay. But yeah, good times. Glad.
Speaker 2: Hope that we can do a live show very soon, Marie.
Speaker 2: If this Delta variant doesn't come through and ruin everything.
Speaker 3: It's already doing that, but true, soon as soon as
Speaker 3: outside is like open, open, open, then yeah, well we'll
Speaker 3: absolutely be back in these streets performing.
Speaker 1: For you guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: M all right, should we should we get into it?
Speaker 2: This uh, this fat, fabulous guess that we have today.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if they're ready for this episode.
Speaker 4: They're not.
Speaker 3: It's well moisturized, it's it's hydrated, it's it's clear skin,
Speaker 3: good teeth.
Speaker 4: Straight teeth, all teeth, straight teeth, all.
Speaker 3: Teeth, straight teeth, all teeth, Thank you, Sidney. It's I
Speaker 3: think we're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: She is one of the stars of Saturday Night Live. Honey,
Speaker 2: I mean, we love her, we adore her. I have
Speaker 2: a crush on her. And she is our classy bougie
Speaker 2: ratchet expert.
Speaker 4: Give it up for ego.
Speaker 1: No, what happens is I do I guess and I
Speaker 1: do say it right. It happens to the best. It
Speaker 1: happens to the best.
Speaker 3: Okay, she tried to tried to say real, I'm like, what.
Speaker 1: About to say? What's she about to say? I know
Speaker 1: how this usually goes. I had hope, though, Sydney. But
Speaker 1: thank you for no, no, no, but thank you for
Speaker 1: the very kind, warm welcome. You guessed me right on up.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like I feel good. I'm happy to be here.
Speaker 3: Yes, I want you to feel good. We want you
Speaker 3: to feel so good that you say things that you
Speaker 3: didn't plan on saying. This is what we want you
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, disarm me. Okay, I'm talking to the I'm talking
Speaker 1: to the press. I'm talking to the press. It turns out, yeah, good.
Speaker 3: This is a safe space. Let's call it the Black
Speaker 3: Babysitters Club. This is yes, you and Sydney both sitting
Speaker 3: on the floor.
Speaker 1: In front of the couch like yes.
Speaker 3: I'm not wearing I'm not wearing pants.
Speaker 4: It goes like l O l O L.
Speaker 2: You're like l O l She's like, since I signed contracts,
Speaker 2: I can't I'm not saying everything.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, yeah, some things don't belong on the
Speaker 1: on the internet for the public. But I'm going to
Speaker 1: be as open as I can be while still protecting
Speaker 1: the checks.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, protect the checks.
Speaker 2: And that's where the and that's where the class comes in,
Speaker 2: because I need to work on that ego, like how
Speaker 2: do you hold your tongue in many situations?
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't used to hold my tongue when
Speaker 1: I was younger. I'm from Baltimore. We don't hold our
Speaker 1: tongues there. But I learned it. I mastered it. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I've mastered it, because every once in
Speaker 1: a while the Baltimore will jump right on out. She's
Speaker 1: still in there. But I feel like half the time,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this isn't worth This isn't worth getting into
Speaker 1: it with someone about or if it were personal business.
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's so many people in the world on
Speaker 1: the internet listening to this podcast. They don't all you
Speaker 1: need to know my business. Everybody don't need to know
Speaker 1: my business business. So I just think about how many
Speaker 1: people I don't know that are listening to this or
Speaker 1: people I do know that are listening and people you
Speaker 1: know are different.
Speaker 3: Hut. But that's how I feel now when I post
Speaker 3: things in my instant stories. I used to know most
Speaker 3: of the people who watched my story, and now when
Speaker 3: I look at who's watching, I'm like, oh, I know
Speaker 3: six of you. Everybody else is a stranger danger.
Speaker 1: Right, so exactly, and it's crazy. It's crazy to see.
Speaker 1: I'm like these faces. I don't know you, I don't
Speaker 1: know where you live, I don't know nothing about you.
Speaker 1: But I'm not about to give you everything. I can't
Speaker 1: give you everything. I don't know you, my team, my managers,
Speaker 1: I got. I drank a bottle of wine for the
Speaker 1: first time ever by myself, as just like a thing
Speaker 1: I'd never done. I went on a solo trip in January,
Speaker 1: and wait, where'd you good? You go to the cat Skills,
Speaker 1: Like it's actually well close to the cat Skills. I
Speaker 1: went to a town called kir HONKSENKNS.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was class class is that class?
Speaker 3: I was scared moment and that's how you can know.
Speaker 1: So I was trying to find this is where the
Speaker 1: class does come into play. Airbnb's in upstate New York.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of them don't look great.
Speaker 1: It's like, why would I leave my home to go
Speaker 1: stay here? Old textiles, the floors look dusty, et cetera,
Speaker 1: et cetera.
Speaker 3: And the backsplash domat the back, yeah, all of that.
Speaker 1: So I I found this one house that was very nice.
Speaker 1: It's a little house and it was in ker Honks
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, and it was available the dates
Speaker 1: I needed. But I really was like, I'm about to
Speaker 1: go to ker Honkson? What is up there? Because it's
Speaker 1: in the name almost you know, yeah, it sounds like
Speaker 1: the KKK is right up there, but this is our town.
Speaker 1: We thought about them in at KKK, but we went
Speaker 1: with ker Honks. And so anyway, that's what I went.
Speaker 1: I went and stayed up there by myself. Had a
Speaker 1: bottle of wine on my first night because the host
Speaker 1: left a bottle as a and I was like, oh, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: you know what, there's a bathtub. I'm about to take
Speaker 1: a bath and I'm gonna have a bottle of wine
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna just turn up by myself. And it
Speaker 1: really took me out and my team that it really
Speaker 1: took me out. I'm not built for that shit. And
Speaker 1: my sister in law was like, you've never had a
Speaker 1: whole bottle of wie be yourself and I'm like no,
Speaker 1: and I won't be doing it again. I think it's
Speaker 1: insane that many of you have. But my team was like,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't take to social media and like
Speaker 1: start posting. I was like, I don't know these people.
Speaker 1: Like no, I did not. It didn't even occur to
Speaker 1: me to get on Instagram and start talking to the
Speaker 1: front facing camera. So there's something there. There's a part
Speaker 1: of me that's just like.
Speaker 4: Mm mmm, I want to work towards that I want
Speaker 4: to work.
Speaker 3: Have you always been like a private person?
Speaker 1: You know? Yes? I feel like I used to struggle
Speaker 1: with vulnerability altogether. So it's it's lent itself to me
Speaker 1: being a private person. If I told some people. I
Speaker 1: said something like five years ago to a friend that
Speaker 1: I did comedy with. I was like, I'm a pretty
Speaker 1: private person and he was like are you? Because I'll
Speaker 1: be telling people my business. I'll be telling people my business,
Speaker 1: but there has to be an intimate settings like I
Speaker 1: could have just met you, but we're talking. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I don't really have secrets, but there's
Speaker 1: just things I don't want the public to know on huh, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Don't have secrets.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I could trust somebody who says
Speaker 4: they don't have to see.
Speaker 1: I really don't. I feel like, okay, well, this is
Speaker 1: the thing I keep other people's secrets. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't have interesting business, Like, I don't think my business
Speaker 1: is interesting. It's not juicy.
Speaker 3: You don't have interesting business, okay, because since you are
Speaker 3: young and successful and on TV and you've met famous people, yeah,
Speaker 3: and you've you've traveled to places, and you're saying you
Speaker 3: don't have well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's that interesting. If my business
Speaker 1: is that interesting, you understand, you know.
Speaker 4: I feel I feel the same way for me, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I'm not one.
Speaker 2: Not only am I like sober, but I'm a lesbian
Speaker 2: and so it's like I can't be out in the
Speaker 2: streets like that because we have to anchor on to
Speaker 2: someone immediately. It's not like I'm pussy popping on a
Speaker 2: handstand at the gay clubs. So I feel this exact
Speaker 2: same way I live vicariously through Marie and Andrew is
Speaker 2: tied down now, So like we're literally just going to
Speaker 2: Marie for the biz.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, because Maria sounds like Marie based on Instagram,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Marie has lived a life. Marie is living
Speaker 1: a life and I love it. But I feel like
Speaker 1: yours is far richer than mine. As far as I
Speaker 1: was about to correct, as far as content, as far
Speaker 1: as content.
Speaker 3: Well you know what it is is I feel like
Speaker 3: I get bored very easily. So I have to do
Speaker 3: things to keep myself from i don't know, sitting on
Speaker 3: the internet and comparing my life to other people's. Right,
Speaker 3: So if I'm if I'm not doing things, then all
Speaker 3: I'm doing is feeling bad about people who are doing
Speaker 3: it right, So why not go out and do something interesting?
Speaker 3: Why not go on a date with the dude with
Speaker 3: the bad shoes? Why why not?
Speaker 1: See? I just got open to going on dates for
Speaker 1: the experience of it. Like I before, I was like
Speaker 1: these these niggas is trying to waste my time. I'm
Speaker 1: not going they can't hold a conversation.
Speaker 4: They are, absolutely are. The reality is they are.
Speaker 1: But if it's like people who are like you, you
Speaker 1: can't you can't be jealous of me if I'm happy
Speaker 1: for you whatever. It is that kind of thing where
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you can't really waste my time if
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm here for a story and experience.
Speaker 4: So I have.
Speaker 1: I have gotten into I mean, I've started dating again.
Speaker 1: I went on one bad date top of twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: I might tell us about it.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, oh boy, it wasn't even yeah, no, it
Speaker 1: was bad. So I'm trying to rank it because I've
Speaker 1: been on many bad dates. Actually, so this isn't the
Speaker 1: worst of them.
Speaker 4: Did you have to pay? Did you have to bring
Speaker 4: out the NBC card or no?
Speaker 1: The last date I MBC discretionary funds. We ate at
Speaker 1: the cafe at thirty Rock now no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: So this one the last date I went on. I
Speaker 1: did have to pay, but I knew I was gonna
Speaker 1: have to pay because as soon as I got in
Speaker 1: this man's car, he was talking about how you have
Speaker 1: to take out a mortgage to date a certain type
Speaker 1: of woman. And he was talking about how he didn't
Speaker 1: have work lined up for the next month.
Speaker 3: Or so, I said, I said, as soon as you
Speaker 3: got in his Honda Accord.
Speaker 1: Well, this was in Italy and so so my friend.
Speaker 4: It was an Italian man.
Speaker 1: It was an Italian man. But this isn't the worst shit.
Speaker 1: This is top of twenty twenty. I went on this
Speaker 1: bad date that I was my pussy had been on
Speaker 1: hiatus for voluntary on purpose. It was a decision for
Speaker 1: some time because again my time had been wasted and
Speaker 1: I needed to reassess, evaluate the decisions I was making
Speaker 1: and how I was getting in these entanglements with these
Speaker 1: types of men. So entanglements, indeed, I think too messy, honestly,
Speaker 1: like truly not interesting, just like basic dudes doing dude shit.
Speaker 1: And so anyway, I'm in New York. I'm like, it's time,
Speaker 1: it's time for me to start dating. I went out
Speaker 1: with this dude. Was it the beginning of twenty twenty
Speaker 1: or maybe it was the beginning of twenty nineteen. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to remember. Either way, girl, Okay, time doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: So he seemed fine on the app. We're exchanging. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know what I do for work at this time,
Speaker 1: which is fantastic. None of his business, none of his business,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, he's able to carry a
Speaker 1: conversation because I've been on dates with dudes who don't
Speaker 1: know how to necessarily carry a conversation. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's asking questions, he's engaging, he's good at texting. I
Speaker 1: don't like texting. To be really clear here, like I
Speaker 1: actually I might respond to one text message, but when
Speaker 1: we start doing follow ups and how are you and
Speaker 1: how have things been, You're not going to get a
Speaker 1: response from me. We need to go ahead and pick
Speaker 1: up the.
Speaker 4: Phone voice memo. Can I hit you with a voice memo?
Speaker 1: What's tough about the voice memo is that after thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: my phone does go dark. I have to start the
Speaker 1: memo over again if it's more than thirty seconds, And
Speaker 1: then I'm pissed. And now I'm annoyed in this.
Speaker 3: Your phone goes dark even if you're using it.
Speaker 1: Like literally, I'm listening to a voice memo, and I
Speaker 1: like put my phone down to be like great, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna listen to your voice memo and do my thing.
Speaker 1: The phone The screen goes dark. It's it locks, it locks,
Speaker 1: and then I have to start your voice maasls. So
Speaker 1: I have to keep either.
Speaker 3: You know, you can change it to but I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I'm very well aware, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: people don't need to be setting me voice notes. They
Speaker 1: don't need to be sending me text messages. If you
Speaker 1: want to talk to me, call me or face time me.
Speaker 1: I'm all for a phone call all four face time.
Speaker 1: I was born in the wrong decade or something.
Speaker 4: Okay, well put the put the phone number in the chat.
Speaker 1: Will I definitely follow us. I have a few phone numbers.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you all the burner.
Speaker 4: We we will, we will follow.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 1: All the burner. I got a couple of phone numbers.
Speaker 1: So some of these ships come through green. But be informed.
Speaker 1: I had an iPhone, So if my text with you
Speaker 1: are green, if they're green, just know you have the burner.
Speaker 3: You're not on the main line.
Speaker 1: You're not on the main line.
Speaker 4: Side the side chick phone got.
Speaker 1: It absolutely, so he shows up to the date. So
Speaker 1: I also was trying not to drink at the time,
Speaker 1: not because I had any sort of issue with alcohol,
Speaker 1: but I was like trying to. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't even love drinking. I didn't start doing it until
Speaker 1: like actually like turning up until fairly late, and so
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know if I even want to drink.
Speaker 1: So it's January. I'm like, I think i'm cool on that.
Speaker 1: So I decide we agree to go on a date.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, shit, I forgot to tell him.
Speaker 1: He was like, let's get drinks. But it's like the
Speaker 1: day before, and I'm like, fuck, I forgot to tell him.
Speaker 1: I'm January. I'm not really drinking. And I was certainly
Speaker 1: not going to break it for him, like it was
Speaker 1: sort of flexible, like if something came up, I might,
Speaker 1: but I was like this, I'm not breaking it for this.
Speaker 1: So I show up. I'm gonna have a water. It's
Speaker 1: a dive bar. But I like nice shit. So you've
Speaker 1: already sort of lost me. And so we're at a
Speaker 1: die bar in a basement somewhere and like, yeah, floors
Speaker 1: are sticky. The floors are sticky. You knew it, Marie,
Speaker 1: you just know it. And so I'm cool, listen, I do.
Speaker 1: I like nice ship, but I'm cool, and like, if
Speaker 1: I'm going with my friends, we could pop into a
Speaker 1: dive bar. If this is if we've been together from
Speaker 1: some time, like, yeah, let's go to a dive bar.
Speaker 1: But on the fast first one, that's a little sus so.
Speaker 3: But you have to wait.
Speaker 2: You have to remember that now people are doing pre dates,
Speaker 2: so they check you out and they go somewhere real
Speaker 2: low key, and then if it goes well, then they
Speaker 2: take you to the first date, first date.
Speaker 1: But I okay, but I need these men to like
Speaker 1: I don't like that shit either, go ahead and said,
Speaker 1: who's doing that?
Speaker 4: A lot of a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I have a friend who is very much like the
Speaker 1: first date with someone on the app. He calls a
Speaker 1: first encounter. He doesn't even count it as a date.
Speaker 1: He goes, it's a first encounter. We'll get a coffee
Speaker 1: or a drink and then go and then go from
Speaker 1: there as far as like, we'll decide if we see
Speaker 1: each other again, and then that's formally a date. I
Speaker 1: don't have time for all that, Like, I don't have time.
Speaker 1: Let's do this the right way. I'm gonna show up,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull up, I'm gonna be a bad bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know how to have a conversation. I will
Speaker 1: charm you, et cetera. Don't don't do that, come correct, Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also don't invite me somewhere. Don't let me somewhere nasty.
Speaker 3: You should want to impress me.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean yes, So I.
Speaker 4: Did you put did you pull up in uh Lululemon pants?
Speaker 1: What was you wearing? No? I wore so I didn't
Speaker 1: because I didn't know what kind. I was wearing a
Speaker 1: black turtleneck and some high waisted jeans. I live in
Speaker 1: high waisted jeans, you know you have to. And and
Speaker 1: black booties, black heeled booties, okay, standard. And I walk
Speaker 1: up to this and to this basement, sticky crazy lights.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is insane. But I see him and
Speaker 1: he's wiping his nose with the back of his hand,
Speaker 1: and like he stands up, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: nigga is sick. So he's said it was January it is.
Speaker 1: I think it is January twenty twenty, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: PC it together. I'm like, I think it was January
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. I think I was also trying to cut
Speaker 1: somebody off of January twenty twenty, so I'm like trying
Speaker 1: to remember the timeline here. Anyway, he's like wiping his nose,
Speaker 1: but he sees me and he's doing it. He like
Speaker 1: gets up hand, hand to to his nose, back of
Speaker 1: his hand to his nose. He gets up. The posture
Speaker 1: is simply not there. And I'm I'm very attracted to
Speaker 1: posture and good posture, and it just simply wasn't there.
Speaker 1: Shoulders were a little too hunched for your girl. And
Speaker 1: he oh, no, I'm trying trying to be I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be nice, trying to be nice. You see me
Speaker 1: trying to be like, yeah, I'm trying to protect I
Speaker 1: really am. I'm like, so, how do I put this?
Speaker 1: He's not dressed like what I feel like is an
Speaker 1: adult man, That's what I'll say.
Speaker 3: He had on he had on an elastic waistband.
Speaker 4: He had a wind breaker on. He had a wind breaker.
Speaker 1: It was even that would have been cooler. It was like,
Speaker 1: I feel like he did his best, but I could
Speaker 1: tell he's not about to like invest in fash He didn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't understand aesthetics. Like that's let's put it that way, right,
Speaker 1: He's not going to kiss, No, absolutely not. And look,
Speaker 1: you don't need to go to kids. You could go
Speaker 1: wherever and sort it out for yourself. You could sort
Speaker 1: it out for yourself. You can find a bargain and
Speaker 1: still look nice. I'm all, that's I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: But he's wiping his nose as I'm approaching. But he
Speaker 1: sees me this is a nonsom like, oh, he didn't
Speaker 1: realize I'm there. He's like gets up wiping his nose,
Speaker 1: and we hug, and the hug is limp. And that's
Speaker 1: also a pet peeve of mine, an absolute pet peeve
Speaker 1: of mine. Do not hug me if the hug's gonna
Speaker 1: be limp. Don't shake my hand if the hand's gonna
Speaker 1: be limp. Also, don't shake my hand because we're in
Speaker 1: a pandemic. But honestly, that hug, I go, oh God,
Speaker 1: And so I knew at this moment. I knew, at
Speaker 1: this moment this is not gonna be it. I'm drinking
Speaker 1: water tonight. He gets a drink and it's like, even
Speaker 1: if it weren't like it was like sugary drinks, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even do this. I'm a tequila soda.
Speaker 4: Get.
Speaker 1: He got a sex on a beach. I don't know
Speaker 1: it was something, you know, it was it was sweet,
Speaker 1: just straight juice, some type of red juice and punch
Speaker 1: fruit punch. I don't know. So then he's like, do
Speaker 1: you want food? But the it's a darg bar. The
Speaker 1: food menu is like not chicken, skewers, skewers we got
Speaker 1: I'm like and I'm like, no in peanuts and I'm
Speaker 1: like no, I'm I'm good. And so we are talking,
Speaker 1: but he's having a hard time. He's not making eye
Speaker 1: contact with me. He's giving me like head down, like.
Speaker 4: Your beautiful, thank you.
Speaker 1: And I do feel in retrospect like he was intimidated.
Speaker 1: But it's yes, I didn't even give you a full
Speaker 1: beat today, sir. I came with justin. He didn't even
Speaker 1: do eyeliner today, sir. We did make it was no makeup, makeup.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, if you're intimidated by this, wait till
Speaker 1: I put the lashes on, Like this is not you.
Speaker 1: There's no reason for you to be intimidated. Right now,
Speaker 1: I'm making eye contact. He is not making eye contact.
Speaker 1: That's deeply unattractive to me, deeply, deeply in my soul.
Speaker 1: That's giving me you have no confidence, be it in
Speaker 1: this situation or period, I don't know, but in this
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to have confidence with me. And
Speaker 1: so he all talking to him was also like pulling teeth,
Speaker 1: so I do know it was a January. Which January?
Speaker 1: We don't know, but I said, it got to the
Speaker 1: point where, and I don't like small talk. It got
Speaker 1: to the point where I was like, so, do you
Speaker 1: have any New Year's resolutions? I don't give a care
Speaker 1: damn about that. I don't care about New Year's And
Speaker 1: that's a bad look because those are the kinds of
Speaker 1: conversations I'm trying to have on a first date, and
Speaker 1: really any conversation like what are your New Year's resolutions?
Speaker 1: I don't care. And he's like, I don't really do
Speaker 1: all that. I don't and I'm like, okay, well he's
Speaker 1: like and he's like, I try to just get everything
Speaker 1: done during the year, but I'm committed to like finding
Speaker 1: a top that he will talk about, because I don't
Speaker 1: want to make him feel bad because within minutes. So
Speaker 1: Sudie Green gave me great advice after this date. When
Speaker 1: I was recounting this story months later, she goes, you
Speaker 1: don't know him anything thirty minutes in, Like you knew
Speaker 1: before thirty minutes in. I mean when I walked up,
Speaker 1: I knew it wasn't it but she's like, you could
Speaker 1: have just left. She's like, you could have left, but
Speaker 1: I felt so bad because I can tell this person's
Speaker 1: lacking confidence. So then I'm trying to like make them
Speaker 1: feel better about themselves and not like, oh yeah, if
Speaker 1: the date is thirty minutes, you know, damn well, she's
Speaker 1: not into you. You're gonna feel rejected. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want him to feel like that, but he
Speaker 1: is really given. He's given me a hard time. So
Speaker 1: I find a topic that he that gets him talking some.
Speaker 1: But so we start talking about hip hop and then
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, you I make beats sometimes and yeah,
Speaker 1: and so I don't want him to listen to this
Speaker 1: because at the time he didn't know who I was,
Speaker 1: which I like, which I liked, and I think he
Speaker 1: tried to ask but he didn't know. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you do comedy, Like where do you work? I said
Speaker 1: Midtown and then he's like oh and so he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: just like write comedy and like performance sometimes. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so the date ends when we wait a question waste question?
Speaker 4: Is he beige.
Speaker 1: Well mean caucage?
Speaker 2: Yes, So you're giving You're saying a drake, you're a
Speaker 2: Drake adjacent man.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go ahead and say, uh Ben affleck not
Speaker 1: but not but not as attractive, Okay.
Speaker 3: So and so he.
Speaker 1: He's on We're on hip hop. He's talking about hip hop,
Speaker 1: and he's I think delighted that I can hang. I
Speaker 1: could feel that he's I feel for him. I think
Speaker 1: like there's something he's passionate about. But I think he
Speaker 1: also had the like preconceived notion that, like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: girls aren't probably into that stuff. So I was able
Speaker 1: to he just truly this man, I cannot So we
Speaker 1: figure that out. But while we're talking, we get to
Speaker 1: talking about Joe Button's podcast and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've been to Last Lap a bunch of times whatever,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I didn't know until a friend
Speaker 1: came to visit me in town that they talk about
Speaker 1: it on Joe Budden's podcast. And he says to me, yeah,
Speaker 1: another place they talk about on his podcast is catch Steak.
Speaker 1: And so I'm sitting here like I'm fucking hungry. I
Speaker 1: look good tonight. I put on I put on the
Speaker 1: makeup again, no makeup, makeup, And so I'm listening to
Speaker 1: him and I'm like that's what I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: leaving you and I'm gonna go to catch steak by
Speaker 1: myself for a table for one.
Speaker 4: And so.
Speaker 1: I basically ran away from him at the end of
Speaker 1: the date. At the end of the date, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's close out whatever. And then we're leaving. He's like,
Speaker 1: we should grab Greek food sometimes because I said I
Speaker 1: like Greek food, and I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, hit me up on the app. Now,
Speaker 1: you know, after a first date, if the girl is
Speaker 1: like hit me on the pack on the app, I
Speaker 1: won't even give you my contact, you know, it's bad.
Speaker 1: So I see a cab, I hail it quickly, like
Speaker 1: I am in the street like yeah, hit me up
Speaker 1: on the app and running away, running away from him.
Speaker 1: And then I tell the the the driver to take
Speaker 1: me to catch steak and I and if he wants
Speaker 1: to join you, he can the driver No, he couldn't know,
Speaker 1: he could not. I was I was done babysitting niggas
Speaker 1: for the night.
Speaker 3: So and this man also.
Speaker 4: Show do you think that is bougie?
Speaker 2: Like not being able to be at a dive bar,
Speaker 2: wanning neck be at a nice restaurant, wanting the guy
Speaker 2: to dress up.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even need him to dress up, just
Speaker 1: dressed like you. Like he could have been in yes,
Speaker 1: he could have literally been in jeans and a T shirt,
Speaker 1: but like, but like just dressed better like you. You didn't.
Speaker 1: But it's where he's at in his life. And it
Speaker 1: also let me know that I'm like, that's where you
Speaker 1: are in your life, and we just kind of we
Speaker 1: move differently, and so there isn't a connection in that
Speaker 1: regard at all, because I'm like, oh, I would have
Speaker 1: tried to impress. I also wouldn't have like made this
Speaker 1: woman carry the entire conversation. I also would have made
Speaker 1: eye contact, you know I I you know she is
Speaker 1: trying here, she is pulling teeth. So the date ended
Speaker 1: up being two hours because I was like, no, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get you to talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now that's you.
Speaker 1: It's too much. I did too much. I went too hard.
Speaker 1: I'm drinking water for two hours, two hours, two hours
Speaker 1: doing all the work. And I was like, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And that made me put my pussy on hiatus all
Speaker 1: over again. I was I will not be I said,
Speaker 1: this is what's out here. I will not be out
Speaker 1: with these it's nasty.
Speaker 4: Well that's ratchet. That's ratchet being on a two hour date.
Speaker 1: Listen. J Cole has a line that is, uh, my girl,
Speaker 1: bougie still do ratchet ship and that's me. That's actually me.
Speaker 1: I am bougie, but I still do ratchet shit, and
Speaker 1: I enjoy ratchets shit from time to time.
Speaker 3: Listen, let me tell you, let me let me give
Speaker 3: you an out. Okay, the next time you go on
Speaker 3: a date like this.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I was on a date last night and it
Speaker 3: was similar. He showed up. He had on like Nike
Speaker 3: shiny sweatpants, yellow socks, the T shirt had a lion
Speaker 3: on it, so okay, and they had like a like
Speaker 3: a like an overshirt blouse thing. I scheduled my uber
Speaker 3: to pick.
Speaker 1: Me up girl. Wait, explain you explain?
Speaker 3: Okay. So when you order an uber, okay, you can
Speaker 3: schedule it, but you can schedule it for like what type?
Speaker 3: It was eleven o'clock. I scheduled my uber for eleven
Speaker 3: forty between eleven forty five and midnight.
Speaker 1: Marie, wait upon arrival when you saw him, or like before, no,
Speaker 1: before you got there.
Speaker 3: I got there a little after ten. He got there
Speaker 3: maybe like ten fifteen, which is a.
Speaker 4: Turn off for Marie because he got there late. He
Speaker 4: got got there later.
Speaker 1: I don't like that ship. We don't like that. I
Speaker 1: don't like that.
Speaker 3: Well I'm queen of not being one time for sure.
Speaker 3: But how did I beat you here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3: But it was fine. It was like a nice day.
Speaker 3: I'm on a rooftobe, it's fine. He he was online
Speaker 3: for a while at the bargaining me a glass of rose.
Speaker 3: So the date was, you know, after that first hour.
Speaker 3: Actually when I met him, I was like, uh uh
Speaker 3: when I'm as soon as I said.
Speaker 1: When you say him, you could tell, you could say,
Speaker 1: what do you know? Yeah? You know, you know, uh
Speaker 1: huh absolutely, And and.
Speaker 3: Then the conversation was very much me asking him questions
Speaker 3: and it and it was because he texted me when
Speaker 3: I got home and said, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for
Speaker 3: like if I wasn't on my whatever he said, And
Speaker 3: I said, what do you mean? And he said, I
Speaker 3: didn't really ask you any questions.
Speaker 4: He said that, so he knew there was no He
Speaker 4: knew so he knew that. That's also ratchet.
Speaker 1: Yeah you knew.
Speaker 3: But anyway, if you skeart your car, then you have
Speaker 3: an out. Because he was like, oh, do you want
Speaker 3: to take a walk or go somewhere else. I said, oh,
Speaker 3: my car is coming in eleven minutes. I Marie text me.
Speaker 4: I well, I text Marianna. I said, hey, how's the date?
Speaker 4: And she had this gift for emoji where the person
Speaker 4: is like yawning.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm bored, and I said, I said, tell
Speaker 2: him that you had a candle at home and it's
Speaker 2: still on and you gotta you gotta get to it.
Speaker 3: No, no, that seems like an invite back, honestly.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, my actually my house is on fire,
Speaker 4: so I have to go.
Speaker 1: I never like, this is my inn. I can help her.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna no no, no, yeah, that's too much, that's
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 3: Schedule next time. Schedule the car. Yeah, as soon as
Speaker 3: soon as you see them, as soon as you feel it,
Speaker 3: as soon as you realize the car. Yeah, absolutely, because
Speaker 3: it's gonna save me money.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The only reason I didn't take it when I scheduled
Speaker 3: it because it was going to be like fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: But when I scheduled it, it was twenty six, so
Speaker 3: I saved myself money. And you know, I was like,
Speaker 3: what am I going to do if I'm sitting at
Speaker 3: home right now? Anyway, I'm gonna be in the house
Speaker 3: wasting time. At least I'm getting some fresh air, right
Speaker 3: And I was already out when we went on the date,
Speaker 3: So it's okay. I'm glad that not even on the date.
Speaker 1: So Marie, I like what you do. It seems like
Speaker 1: you are like living your life and a date is
Speaker 1: sort of like an errand as opposed to like, I
Speaker 1: have this date tonight. I really do like that approach
Speaker 1: where it's like one of the things on the to
Speaker 1: do list today, we're not going above and beyond. I'll
Speaker 1: pop over to this date, see what he's talking about,
Speaker 1: and pop out. Okay, It's like.
Speaker 3: I'm already dressed and I already had on a date, wig,
Speaker 3: So I said, let's let's go. Let's see what this
Speaker 3: looks like, and then if it doesn't work, it doesn't work,
Speaker 3: but if it does, then then I have a nice night.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's wise. That's wisdom I appreciate. And I
Speaker 1: wish I had known before i'd gone out with this
Speaker 1: young man whose name I cannot remember.
Speaker 4: No no, No, it's okay, it's fine. We don't need
Speaker 4: to know name. Yeah, his name is do not call,
Speaker 4: do not call. He knows, he knows, but I wanted
Speaker 4: to know.
Speaker 2: Ego, are you like, because you're such a classy, bougie gal, like,
Speaker 2: are you looking for love?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you open to having more fun? Well, I mean
Speaker 2: you're a woman of prestige. You're on TV, so you
Speaker 2: can't just be doing anything. But I'm saying I.
Speaker 1: Be out here like that. That's absolutely true, and I
Speaker 1: wish part of me is like that sucks a little bit,
Speaker 1: but you know, yeah, I'm I'd ideally end up in
Speaker 1: a relationship, but it really has to make sense for
Speaker 1: me to commit to you. I mean, it's really got
Speaker 1: to make sense. It's got to feel right. It's got
Speaker 1: to feel like I can't not be with this person
Speaker 1: as opposed to like this, Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to
Speaker 1: like I just need a warm body next to me.
Speaker 1: I don't do that as opposed to I'm so used
Speaker 1: to people being around. I'm very independent, so I'd like
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship, but I'm also simply not
Speaker 1: going to force it.
Speaker 3: So well, that's the that's the right way to do relationships. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you forced it. It usually doesn't work right. But you
Speaker 3: also just got back from a cute little Italian trip.
Speaker 3: And you know what they say, Italian men love black women.
Speaker 3: So do you know what happened over there? Sis a
Speaker 3: little machiavellius.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't meet an Italian man. But we're not
Speaker 1: in communication any longer.
Speaker 4: You ain't got what's happen? What's you know? What's out
Speaker 4: and down? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Killed him? But no, the mob got him. No, you know,
Speaker 1: he he was a lot. He was a lot, and
Speaker 1: it wasn't correct. But I also I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be in touch. I actually met him and was like,
Speaker 1: I said to him on the date, I don't care
Speaker 1: if we ever talk again. And then I realized, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's pretty early on because I'm like, I don't live here.
Speaker 1: I live in a different country with a six hour
Speaker 1: time difference. Sometimes I'm in a city that has a
Speaker 1: nine hour time difference to you. So I'm like, what
Speaker 1: are we Why would we even pretend that we're going
Speaker 1: to like keep in touch in any meaningful way? And
Speaker 1: he said, you don't care if we talk again? I said, oh,
Speaker 1: because I know that bruises men's egos. So I dialed
Speaker 1: it back. I was like, oh, you know, I was
Speaker 1: just being guarded. I was being guarded.
Speaker 3: I I gotta protect myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So I dialed it back a little bit
Speaker 1: and we we sorted, we sorted ourselves out, and I
Speaker 1: enjoyed my time. I did pay for my meal. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I enjoyed my time. I wanted to
Speaker 1: have an experience. I wanted to go on a date
Speaker 1: in Italy. I did. I was on a mission and
Speaker 1: I so.
Speaker 3: Did you jump on the back of his vespa. I
Speaker 3: was with the with a long piece of bread sticking
Speaker 3: out the bag.
Speaker 1: I wish. I wish life was still a movie. I wish,
Speaker 1: but no, it's simply not. And I thought about getting
Speaker 1: on Tender because I was like, oh, I probably have
Speaker 1: my full anonymity in Italy. But then I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: it seems yeah, that feels too risky as a woman
Speaker 1: by myself. I was by myself when I thought about
Speaker 1: getting on Tinder. I was I had like three nights
Speaker 1: on my own in a gorgeous hotel. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable having someone come over here. I
Speaker 1: don't want to and the language barrier that people. I
Speaker 1: feel like it was challenging communicating sometimes. So I was like,
Speaker 1: that doesn't feel right to me. So I was on Riya.
Speaker 1: Riya doesn't let you choose location, but it does it
Speaker 1: sort of adapts to where you physically are, and so
Speaker 1: it started showing me men in at least men throughout Europe.
Speaker 1: And so I matched with a young man who was
Speaker 1: in a city that I was going to be going
Speaker 1: to in like four to five days, and I initiated
Speaker 1: the conversation because I had a mission in mind, and
Speaker 1: so I got a I got us all squared away
Speaker 1: and set up for a meetup once I got to
Speaker 1: his city. But I normally wouldn't like this is I
Speaker 1: knew I wasn't gonna like him, like made me initiate,
Speaker 1: and then even was like I said, like show me,
Speaker 1: tell me what stuff to do. I'm in your city,
Speaker 1: and he's like, okay, I'll tell you what stuff And
Speaker 1: then like the next day was like, you know, i'd
Speaker 1: say i'd show you myself actually if you weren't with
Speaker 1: your friends, and I'm like, I never said I was.
Speaker 1: I've never told you I was with friends. In fact,
Speaker 1: as I'm messaging you right now, I am alone, but
Speaker 1: I can leave. I'm gonna be with a friend. I
Speaker 1: can leave my friend. And he still didn't say okay,
Speaker 1: Well then I'd love to show you. It was very
Speaker 1: like the timidity of it all.
Speaker 3: But baby missing it, missing it. And for me, as
Speaker 3: as a woman who people do get intimidated by, it's
Speaker 3: like it's hot one when anybody male will female, whatever.
Speaker 3: When people know what they want and they say what
Speaker 3: they mean, and they mean what they like, that's attractive
Speaker 3: across the board.
Speaker 4: That's what y'all say. That's what y'all say. No, no,
Speaker 4: that's what I say.
Speaker 2: And then when and then when a bitch does it,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, hold, you know actually I'm just like
Speaker 2: nah in a place like no, I'm not I'm not ready.
Speaker 3: It's just you know, I said that.
Speaker 1: No, it's not listen. If it's someone I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: I used to reward people for being assertive enough like
Speaker 1: to ask me out, I would be like, I would
Speaker 1: never make that person feel stupid because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: applaud you, please continue doing this. I want to give
Speaker 1: you some positive reinforcement, even if it's not going to
Speaker 1: be me, Even if I'm not gonna do this, like,
Speaker 1: I want you to know that this is the correct thing,
Speaker 1: and I enjoy it. A lot of people will appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Do not grow timid. So I did not like the
Speaker 1: way he I didn't like the way he was approaching
Speaker 1: the whole thing. But I had a mission in mind,
Speaker 1: you see, so I was I mean, I again initiated
Speaker 1: the conversation. I ultimately was like, no, I can leave
Speaker 1: my friend. And even then he didn't, you know, ask properly,
Speaker 1: formally in any way to take me out, and then
Speaker 1: just very casual about it and in the unattractive way,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, if it is like even if it
Speaker 1: is just gonna be a little Italian I'm in town
Speaker 1: for two days fling, I'm like, be sexy about it. Still,
Speaker 1: this is not sexy. This isn't turned me on the
Speaker 1: way you're approaching that.
Speaker 3: But you know what, but you know what makes it
Speaker 3: even less sexy is we know that those men do exist.
Speaker 3: Those men are out there and they're like, you know,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm downstairs of the hotel with the with
Speaker 3: the like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those guys, listen, those guys are out there, and
Speaker 2: they are immediately they're gonna get you a dressed and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden they're like, we're doing anal.
Speaker 2: These guys, they're gonna be aggressive, and then they're gonna
Speaker 2: expect it a lot.
Speaker 1: I would do the experience up until the anal. I
Speaker 1: would have liked to enjoy the experience.
Speaker 3: Until you try to get me to the al.
Speaker 1: I want to ride me your dress. Absolutely. I wish
Speaker 1: life was still a movie and he bought a dress.
Speaker 1: This is that I'm get on the back of my vespa.
Speaker 3: This is what my friend, my friend who was in
Speaker 3: Spain for a month told me. She was like, if
Speaker 3: you're going you're going to Europe, get dressed, put on
Speaker 3: like a long flowy thing or something right, something that
Speaker 3: you feel cute in, and then just like walk to
Speaker 3: the square or what like, walk to the center of
Speaker 3: the city or town or the river or whatever, and
Speaker 3: the people who you looking for will find you, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean. And those people.
Speaker 3: Who are going to make that move are going to
Speaker 3: offer to you know, put you on the back of
Speaker 3: the vest, but and give you a tour of this. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's the European vacation that that we aspire to have.
Speaker 4: You know who did that I think Natalie Holloway, she
Speaker 4: did the same thing she did, was.
Speaker 1: On a school trip left. But let me tell you
Speaker 1: what I really When I was in that hotel room
Speaker 1: on my own, on my own, with this giant bed,
Speaker 1: it was a beautiful setting, I thought, oh, someone should
Speaker 1: come over here. But I was like, yeah, I did
Speaker 1: think about Natalie. I said, I'm not about to be Natalie.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm by myself in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time communicating with everybody. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is no, no, no, no no, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: get the Italian killer. So I didn't know, so I
Speaker 1: stuck to Rayah. I would have been fine within but
Speaker 1: even but Natalie did meet someone in person. I think
Speaker 1: about her anytime I go on a trip, and staff, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Every time I go on a trip, I say hashtag
Speaker 3: no Holloway, and I've been saying it literally since she
Speaker 3: went the first time.
Speaker 2: We don't want we obviously we don't want, uh you know,
Speaker 2: no Holloway. But it's also like, I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: I don't want to live my life in fear all
Speaker 2: the time, and I want to have these experiences where
Speaker 2: I look back and be like, damn, I could have died,
Speaker 2: but here I am alive.
Speaker 1: You know, so.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing all this, you know, apprehensive energy. I'm like,
Speaker 2: when are you ratchet? When are you just lets down?
Speaker 1: I let the it's it's gotta feel right. I got
Speaker 1: it's gotta feel right. It's a spiritual thing. For me.
Speaker 1: When spiritual, it's a spiritual thing.
Speaker 4: So it's after church.
Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't you go off energies or something.
Speaker 1: I just was like we were exchanging on rayah. I
Speaker 1: was like, this man is obsessed in a very cute,
Speaker 1: endearing way with his little brother. He has one brother.
Speaker 1: His brother is truly a child, like a seven year old.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, he's harmless. So I gotten he picked
Speaker 1: me up from my hotel. He picked me up and
Speaker 1: we went on a date. So like people were like,
Speaker 1: he's the brother in the car. The brother wasn't in
Speaker 1: the car. The brother has a dad, so he's just
Speaker 1: the brother has a dad. But they spend they spend
Speaker 1: weekends together.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: So he picked me up in the car. That's risky.
Speaker 1: That's risky to get in the car in a foreign
Speaker 1: country with a man I don't know, but I caught
Speaker 1: the vibes, first caught the vibes. I feel like on Tinder,
Speaker 1: you're maybe not gonna catch the vibes. I think Tinder
Speaker 1: is like I don't know, I haven't been on Tender
Speaker 1: since like twenty fourteen, but I'm pretty sure now it
Speaker 1: is purely like it's basically a prostitution. A prostitution app
Speaker 1: right without page maybe with yeah I have friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have friends who are still on Tender, who are
Speaker 1: who are enjoying themselves, but they have Yeah, let's just
Speaker 1: say that because it's not my business to share.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, hey, we are here.
Speaker 3: We're here for you.
Speaker 1: From me. I'm from me, but I let that I
Speaker 1: let the tendrils. I let the tendrils down. I let
Speaker 1: the tendrils down. But I need to feel it out.
Speaker 1: And it as a spiritual thing where I catch the
Speaker 1: vibes and I say, who is this person? What do
Speaker 1: I Am I getting killer energy? Or am I getting
Speaker 1: regular old regular person?
Speaker 3: But I feel like I feel like even the way
Speaker 3: that you talk is very like And then after that,
Speaker 3: I want to hear a little bit of mess is
Speaker 3: a crumb of mess. Maybe you want to hear you
Speaker 3: it's not necessarily something that is going to make you
Speaker 3: look bad. But like a time that you had to
Speaker 3: cut somebody off, a time you had to put your
Speaker 3: foot down, a time that maybe you had to step
Speaker 3: outside yourself and say, actually, this is not this will
Speaker 3: not stand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean this is this guys, you'd have
Speaker 1: you if anybody who knows me real life, spends actual
Speaker 1: time with me, knows that the Baltimore does jump out.
Speaker 1: I try to keep her contained. I really do, because
Speaker 1: I used to be cussing everybody out and I don't
Speaker 1: want to be that an hoore. So that's what you're kids.
Speaker 3: Are you cussing people about back in the day?
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean you're like seventeen eighteen, nineteen twenty, you
Speaker 1: just cussing everybody, Oh, every little motherfucking thing. But I
Speaker 1: you know, as an adult in LA, I've told this
Speaker 1: story before, but this is the most shameful, the most
Speaker 1: shameful I've done thing I've done.
Speaker 4: Cool, yeah, but we have no shame here.
Speaker 1: I was. I was riding on freaking Vine in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: trying to turn right onto Franklin and this woman didn't
Speaker 1: move at the green light. It's rush hour traffic. I
Speaker 1: lightly tap my horn so as to alert her that, hey,
Speaker 1: the light screen we've been you've been chilling for Yeah, that,
Speaker 1: I guess upsets this white woman. And so then she
Speaker 1: pulls up next to me to hot day, our windows
Speaker 1: are down. She pulls up next to me, said something racist,
Speaker 1: but I just it wasn't It wasn't the end word.
Speaker 1: She didn't call me a hard r N word, but
Speaker 1: she did. She just it was a little too buck
Speaker 1: for my taste. And so I had time that day,
Speaker 1: and so I no, I did it. But maybe we're
Speaker 1: in rush hour traffic. You holding all of us up.
Speaker 1: This is insane. You you do need to go ahead
Speaker 1: and go through the light. So I had time. I
Speaker 1: was I had an hour and a half to kill actually,
Speaker 1: because I wasn't. You weren't in a rush at all,
Speaker 1: bab And I tell you, but when I tell you,
Speaker 1: that's that's yes. Take that yes, listen to what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I wasn't in a rush. So it wasn't an aggressive
Speaker 1: horn tap. It was literally like a hey, hey, neighbor,
Speaker 1: the lights green. I'm not in a rush. But I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, you've been sitting here the light screen.
Speaker 1: We are in rush hour I'm not pressed, but the
Speaker 1: light is green and you have not moved for some time.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing, but I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's not even that deep. So I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: light screen, that's normal. She I don't know what she's
Speaker 1: mad about. And she has the wrong one. And so
Speaker 1: she pulls up and says something, windows are down. She
Speaker 1: actually has the absolutely wrong one. People people have found out.
Speaker 1: I'm the wrong one. I tell you that, the wrong one.
Speaker 4: I like that title. I'm not the one.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm the wrong one.
Speaker 4: And so.
Speaker 1: She pulls up and she says something but it made me.
Speaker 1: I was it was a little too bucked for my taste.
Speaker 1: And so then I'm like, well, I have time, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow this woman. And yeah yeah, And so
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna follow this woman because that really
Speaker 1: just fissed me off. And I pull up to her
Speaker 1: at a lot because she's now like trying to because
Speaker 1: she thought she could say some slick shit and then
Speaker 1: speed away, and I'm like, I'm a really good driver,
Speaker 1: also be informed. So I'm like, oh no, and I
Speaker 1: have time. I have an hour and a half to kill.
Speaker 1: Actually I was about to go somewhere to just chill
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half. So I'm like cool,
Speaker 1: So I follow her. I wave to my improv teacher
Speaker 1: at one point while I'm following her, I'm on the
Speaker 1: phone too.
Speaker 4: I was like on the phone while I was driving, multitasking.
Speaker 1: Yes, wave see my improvs either waving my improv teacher,
Speaker 1: talking to my friend casual ketchup. I can't remember which
Speaker 1: friend it was, what story they were telling me. And
Speaker 1: I go hold on because now I've pulled up next
Speaker 1: to her, and I say hold on real fast, and
Speaker 1: I want and my window is already down, and I
Speaker 1: spit in her car.
Speaker 2: No ego, cut the camera, cut the camera, dead ass,
Speaker 2: dead ass, you hawk some.
Speaker 3: Spit or it was already just what was in your mouth?
Speaker 1: I hawked some spit. I howked some spit at her.
Speaker 1: And I was like, and I don't know what I
Speaker 1: said to her because I do blackout and I don't
Speaker 1: know what I said to her. Guys, this is why
Speaker 1: I'm like this. I meditate. Everyone's like, she's so neat
Speaker 1: and put together, but I'm like, yes, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: tell you I need to be centered like this, because yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to be centered like this. This is important
Speaker 1: to my whole that I need to be like this.
Speaker 1: It's good for my spirit. Teach us your way. I
Speaker 1: don't even want to be like that. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know the Baltimore was still in me like that. And
Speaker 1: and so I told my friend. Didn't even know what
Speaker 1: what happened, because I got right back on the phone.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead with your story.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, go ahead with your story.
Speaker 1: And so heard the rest of my friend's story. But
Speaker 1: I'm still annoyed about this lady. But yeah, I did it.
Speaker 1: That's not a proud moment because I remember seeing I
Speaker 1: don't know what it was. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was the Housewives of Jersey. Maybe it was Teresa Djudice.
Speaker 1: I've always thought like spitting on someone is just like
Speaker 1: the trashiest fucking thing.
Speaker 2: It's above it's above ratchet, it's it's it's throwing a
Speaker 2: drink is classier.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: And if only if only I had an alcoholic beverage
Speaker 1: in my vehicle with me as I was as I
Speaker 1: was driving, so.
Speaker 3: Even like a little soa.
Speaker 1: I don't drink soda, but I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I do understand what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You don't wait, I don't drink you don't drink soda,
Speaker 2: no ego. You have to tell me what, like what
Speaker 2: are you putting in your body? Because you just it's
Speaker 2: giving me like cleans. You're always on a clean.
Speaker 1: Have you seen my Instagram, Sydney I candy? I eat
Speaker 1: candy for breakfast. You saw me eat a harborl egg
Speaker 1: just now. But that was like on a mission. I
Speaker 1: was like on a mission. I just worked out, which
Speaker 1: is not something I've been very into. But I've tried
Speaker 1: to change my life because I do eat candy. I
Speaker 1: eat trash, but even that is quality trash. This is
Speaker 1: where they're like bougie, the bougie classy whatever is that.
Speaker 1: I eat trash, but it's like good trash.
Speaker 4: What's the good trash? What's the best candy?
Speaker 1: I like gummies. There's this little there's this grocery store,
Speaker 1: like a little specialty market by my place where they
Speaker 1: sell very like like ten dollars Swedish fish, but they're
Speaker 1: not regular. They're like they're like naturally Swedish.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 1: Do you hate it?
Speaker 4: Like a membership card?
Speaker 3: At this place.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't even remember anybody. Go walk in
Speaker 1: and get these these Swedish fish? How do you put
Speaker 1: me onto them? Because she she knows I like nice shit,
Speaker 1: but she knows I like candy. I like trash. I
Speaker 1: will eat candy for breakfast, lunch, dinner. By dinner, I
Speaker 1: will need a real meal. But no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I do think there is this misconception that I am
Speaker 1: so so put together. It's so classy and have it?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I love it.
Speaker 2: You went to Italy, and you went to Italy and
Speaker 2: you only posted food, Like I said, is she on
Speaker 2: her Anthony Boordaine shit?
Speaker 3: Like, let's go.
Speaker 1: That's all I wanted to do. That's all, like I
Speaker 1: had said when I got to Italy. Before I got there,
Speaker 1: I was like, my plan is just to eat food.
Speaker 1: I'm very passionate about food. I don't cook a lot
Speaker 1: of it. I like cooking, but I don't cook a
Speaker 1: lot of food. But I really like eating good food.
Speaker 1: I like quality shit. That's the thing. I like quality shit.
Speaker 1: That's all. I like nice shit.
Speaker 3: Now I feel like we usually do this at the
Speaker 3: beginning of the episode. But you gotta tell us about
Speaker 3: your like family background. Is your mother like a teacher?
Speaker 3: Is your sister classy? Like how are you the way
Speaker 3: that you are?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: The family, especially from Baltimore, Balmore, what's the family tree given?
Speaker 1: I mean, my mom is a doctor, but we actually
Speaker 1: didn't grow up. She became a doctor when I was
Speaker 1: like nine years old. She graduated medical school. She went
Speaker 1: to medical school with four kids. She's a single mom.
Speaker 1: So how am I like this? I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's in your DNA, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think my mom and I are similar in this regard,
Speaker 1: Like she's a lot more. She she doesn't skimp on comfort,
Speaker 1: which is interesting, but it's but she's not gonna spend
Speaker 1: crazy money on her clothes, on a handbag that's not her.
Speaker 1: But she doesn't skimp on comfort. So I did get that.
Speaker 1: We don't pinch. We don't pen any pinch on comfort,
Speaker 1: even if you don't really have it, Like, but it's
Speaker 1: not to flex, it's for her own experience. So I
Speaker 1: think I got that from her. But otherwise i'd like,
Speaker 1: I think I don't know somewhere in my blood, but
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you where I couldn't tell you where
Speaker 1: it came from. I don't. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: My sister's not like this, my brother is not like this.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just I just watch your Instagram and
Speaker 2: like everything that you post, it's just it's like very curated.
Speaker 4: You're not you're not You're not getting known there and
Speaker 4: just talking ship.
Speaker 1: Just have you seen me in Bowen's lives?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, yes, we love all that King King, king,
Speaker 3: king King.
Speaker 2: But even even when you you and Bowen just talking ship,
Speaker 2: it's still like distinguished ship.
Speaker 1: You know. I love that you think that, and that
Speaker 1: means my mission, my work is my work. I want
Speaker 1: to be a person whose private life stays private. Like
Speaker 1: I I this is a decision I made. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what kind of what kind of actor do I want
Speaker 1: to be? I'm like, I want to be a person
Speaker 1: who's private life. Like I'm not gonna if I have
Speaker 1: a man, he's probably not gonna be on my Instagram. Absolutely, yes,
Speaker 1: uh huh, Absolutely that's what I'm trying to do. Like
Speaker 1: that's I don't pop up married, yeah, pop up married.
Speaker 1: I don't want hundreds of thousands of people's opinions or uh,
Speaker 1: input or thoughts on or or all being in my
Speaker 1: business in that way. I don't like, Like we said
Speaker 1: at the top, I don't know these people. I'm grateful
Speaker 1: they enjoy what I do share, but I don't know them.
Speaker 3: But the thing about that is the thing about that
Speaker 3: is this, there are people who will post every single
Speaker 3: step of a relationship.
Speaker 4: Literally that we we know the meeting, literally, the first.
Speaker 3: Date, we know, we know she spent the night, we
Speaker 3: know what the dick got a curve, we know everything.
Speaker 3: And then we know that he cheated and had a
Speaker 3: seper family the whole time. Like and it's like, now
Speaker 3: you gotta go, and you got an archive post, got
Speaker 3: to delete the art. That feels like too much, It
Speaker 3: feels like too much work to do all that. I'd
Speaker 3: rather talk about the people that I date through memes
Speaker 3: and you know, like jokes in the live. But I
Speaker 3: don't see a reason why you need to be on
Speaker 3: my page if there's not a ring on my finger.
Speaker 1: Basically that's how I feel. I'm like, this is I'm
Speaker 1: dating you are we are still in a dating phase.
Speaker 1: There's no reason for you to be on my page.
Speaker 1: I don't mean because we could, we could break up
Speaker 1: tomorrow and then.
Speaker 3: And a great poet Cardi B said, Uh, ain't no
Speaker 3: ring on my finger, you ain't going on my gram.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And even if, like I mean, offset be disrespecting her
Speaker 3: with the rings, she's.
Speaker 4: Still she'd still find time for him. I mean, I
Speaker 4: agree with all of this. I mean, you know, obviously
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: I'm currently in a relation, and you know, I try
Speaker 2: to I try to keep it as cute as possible,
Speaker 2: but I'm just like, we are just like too beautiful,
Speaker 2: and I don't think there's enough lesbian representation on the GRAM.
Speaker 2: So I have to do my due diligence here and there,
Speaker 2: just pop a cute photo of us. You know, we
Speaker 2: nothing crazy, you know, Bam, we out here and that's it.
Speaker 2: But I understand, I understand the girls.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's all it is. I'm trying to continue
Speaker 1: booking this work. I'm trying to continue to uh have
Speaker 1: a real life off outside of the Internet. I don't,
Speaker 1: I know, we are in the age of the Internet.
Speaker 1: But again, you know your girl likes phone calls, right,
Speaker 1: So I just I'm not necessarily like my life is
Speaker 1: on the GRAM person. No one in my family has
Speaker 1: social media. Yeah, and so full personality as far as
Speaker 1: that goes, Yeah, you have to come kick it with me, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm probably not given.
Speaker 3: The go ahead and drop the.
Speaker 1: Yeah this week okay, okay, okay, I won't be here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be out of town. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, And it's true, that's true. It's true. Great,
Speaker 1: you're going back to the KKK upstairs honks.
Speaker 4: No, she's she's going back on her European tour.
Speaker 1: I wish I want to go back. I want to
Speaker 1: go back immediately because now I'm like, I know what
Speaker 1: to do, I know where to eat, I know what
Speaker 1: to I know how it moved differently too.
Speaker 3: But I want to go to I want to go
Speaker 3: back to Europe. I did a Eat prey Ho trip
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago, and I want to go
Speaker 3: back and do a part two of that. Where did
Speaker 3: you hire Europe for a full month? Every country that
Speaker 3: I went to, Paris, Asterdam, Switzerland, Well, I was in Switzerland, Okay,
Speaker 3: London and Lyon. So the goal is to go back.
Speaker 3: I want to go to Berlin. I want to go
Speaker 3: back to London.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta do, we gotta do.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I'm doing Italy, I want to
Speaker 3: be with an Italian friend just so they can, like,
Speaker 3: you know, take me to the spots that I need
Speaker 3: to go to and also translate for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to be with Mateo for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a good call. If you have someone
Speaker 1: to translate Italian for you, very very important and very helpful,
Speaker 1: I would say. Yeah. So, guys, it's a balance. It's
Speaker 1: just a balancing act. Little boogie, little ratchet.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're very well rounded, and obviously you know I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't get to like hang out with you enough
Speaker 2: because you don't be out of here in the streets
Speaker 2: as much.
Speaker 1: But we've been in a pandemic. I feel like I
Speaker 1: moved to New York merely got my footing, and it
Speaker 1: was like, and it's a pandemic, and so I was
Speaker 1: ready to be outside truly as this was starting, I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I understand, I know I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: at But then the pandemic hit and it kept me
Speaker 1: in the house. And now it's been hard for me
Speaker 1: to really get out of the house because now I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: this is what I do. I'm in the house now,
Speaker 1: so I'm trying. I'm trying to get out of that.
Speaker 3: But we did get to see you briefly at Bowen's house.
Speaker 4: Yes, we did.
Speaker 3: That was so brief.
Speaker 1: It was nice. I forgot that that happened. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that was very nice. No, it was too brief, it
Speaker 1: was it was like it was, it was too brief,
Speaker 1: like that whole I feel like I was there for
Speaker 1: two and out.
Speaker 2: But I think we should have a classy bougie ratchet
Speaker 2: meet up, you know, getting some of our classiest boos,
Speaker 2: bougiest and ratchets together and just have like a like
Speaker 2: a cute little gathering.
Speaker 3: In my mind, it's a dinner, yes, you know, dinner
Speaker 3: that none of us are cooking, but a dinner. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: I would love that for us. Like I'm always looking
Speaker 3: for an excuse to get dressed cute and eat good
Speaker 3: food and be around people who make me laugh.
Speaker 1: So okay, so we're going to do that happen. We're
Speaker 1: going to do it when I'm back. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Everyone's in town, okay, Okay, we'll do it.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, and now we this is where we get like,
Speaker 2: you know, we're not tests, but we get some tips.
Speaker 2: If say, for instance, you want to go out on
Speaker 2: the town. You know, name like four things that you're
Speaker 2: going to need or maybe a place that you need
Speaker 2: to go to in order for us to have like
Speaker 2: a good time with you up to your standard thing
Speaker 2: is no so no, no, no, just answer the question, bab.
Speaker 1: Sydney, Sydney, No no, I know I need these things
Speaker 1: to have a good time. I could be outside with you, guys,
Speaker 1: I would have a good time. That is not just
Speaker 1: me saying that to make you feel nice or sound polite,
Speaker 1: like I'm really not as high maintenance, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: if we're gonna do something, we should do good ship.
Speaker 1: I like good food, I like cute cocktails. I like
Speaker 1: warm weather, and I like for everyone to be dressed
Speaker 1: cute if we're going to them.
Speaker 3: Some groups have that one friend. Yeah that's the fashions
Speaker 3: is not and.
Speaker 2: That friend is the one that's gonna take the picture
Speaker 2: of everybody. But you're having your steak?
Speaker 4: How are you having it? What's the temperature?
Speaker 1: I graduated to medium recently, gradue what were you before?
Speaker 1: I was medium? Well?
Speaker 3: And before that, yes, that's well done.
Speaker 1: My ass was well done.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Yeah, that's definitely the black lady in you
Speaker 3: Because I was talking to my mom today about steak
Speaker 3: and she was like because I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: went to this, I went on this date the other day.
Speaker 3: They were grilling steak and my mom was like, did
Speaker 3: they cut it up and marinate it? And I said
Speaker 3: that's not how you fix it. I said you, I
Speaker 3: said you, it would be too dry.
Speaker 1: Like did they cut it marinated?
Speaker 3: Girl? I said, they can hit it with some salt, pepper,
Speaker 3: grilled it whole.
Speaker 1: And then oh, my mom is like cook everything all
Speaker 1: the way through. If I make a spaghetti with ground turkey,
Speaker 1: She's like, but did you boil the ground turkey before
Speaker 1: you put it in the pan with the No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't, No, I did not. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: do that. She's the one who had me on well
Speaker 1: done steaks. And then I and I got grown and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, medium, well, and now I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: and if it's a good steak, oh excuse me. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm like medium. But if it's a good steak, a
Speaker 1: good steak, medium is wonderful. That's I'm I'm not going
Speaker 1: more red than that. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: I went on I went on a date with this guy.
Speaker 3: We went to habachi and I heard him multiple times
Speaker 3: tell the dude that the little chef that was making
Speaker 3: the little volcanoes with the onions. I heard him say,
Speaker 3: I want my food well, to cook it hard, yeah, listening.
Speaker 3: I was listening and tried to give it to him,
Speaker 3: and he was like, no, no longer, and I was
Speaker 3: like everybody else then got.
Speaker 1: Their food already.
Speaker 4: It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: This man's shift is done now and you still got
Speaker 3: him burning this meat.
Speaker 1: It was And did you see him another time?
Speaker 3: I did. I saw him for like a whole year
Speaker 3: after that.
Speaker 4: Nothing nothing wrong with that, Marie. We've all been there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a good time.
Speaker 2: My last question, if you if you have wings right,
Speaker 2: are you using blue cheese or ranch?
Speaker 1: Okay? I thought you were gonna ask me flats or drums? Okay,
Speaker 1: but but you can. You can answer both. Blue cheese.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go blue cheese, even though I don't like
Speaker 1: blue cheese, but I do like blue cheese. Sauce the
Speaker 1: different sauce, yes, okay. Flats or drums, I'm gonna say drums.
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't get the flats.
Speaker 3: I like both, and I didn't realize that this was
Speaker 3: something that people like, like really debated about flats only
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 4: And it's like, but lats are ratchet flat flatch, ratchett Maria.
Speaker 1: But honestly, so many people would. I'm surprised I have
Speaker 1: anybody in agreement with me right now, because I feel
Speaker 1: like most people tell me flats, it's flats, it's flats,
Speaker 1: it's flats, and I don't understand that. I don't get
Speaker 1: it flat.
Speaker 4: I got to break it apart. I got to stuff
Speaker 4: off the liament.
Speaker 3: Off.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Putting my business out there no more, Maurice, So you
Speaker 2: don't need to be talking about what I'm wait.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, I have a question before we go, and
Speaker 3: I can't believe we did not ask this. Okay, you're
Speaker 3: in a relationship with somebody or your friends, whatever. The
Speaker 3: relationship is, a friend relationship, a romantic relationship. They wrong
Speaker 3: you in some way, How are you extracting your revenge
Speaker 3: on that person.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna like this answer because it's not juicy.
Speaker 1: It's not juicy. I don't no, I don't even do
Speaker 1: it's not even that I don't do revenge. This is
Speaker 1: the spiritual zen of me. I'm not kidding. I don't
Speaker 1: do revenge. Revenge will find you. Like that's that will
Speaker 1: sort itself out. That'll sort itself out. It always does.
Speaker 1: And so it's not it's not a juicy pulling up.
Speaker 1: You not pulling up. I've never been like, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: So even when the story is about like a woman
Speaker 1: popping out up at a man's house who's wrong turn
Speaker 1: slashing his tires, I've never been in it so deep
Speaker 1: with anybody that I feel the need to like pull
Speaker 1: up and and and really exact revenge in that way.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm cool on you, and the revenge
Speaker 1: is I'm not in your life anymore. Take care and
Speaker 1: and the rest will sort itself out. I've seen many
Speaker 1: of people crumble when I just fall back. But that's
Speaker 1: so that is the class I suppose. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: anybody got time for that. I'm not worried about revenge.
Speaker 1: It always works.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we're not talking about revenge, you're quitting it.
Speaker 3: What's the worst way you've ever quit a job? How
Speaker 3: about that We've all had jobs that we right or
Speaker 3: the messiest way or the most random way, like I've
Speaker 3: quit job. Like the way I used to quit my
Speaker 3: jobs is I would be walking out on a Tuesday
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, I'm not coming back tomorrow, and
Speaker 3: then I just wouldn't come back, or I would fake
Speaker 3: I would fake moving. Oh, I'm moving to Canada.
Speaker 1: I can't work here.
Speaker 2: No more.
Speaker 3: Candles burning.
Speaker 1: Candles burning into the house, and I can't come back
Speaker 1: to work ever again. Man, hm, I don't think I
Speaker 1: have to get have the messiest way I've had to
Speaker 1: quit a person. I mean, this shit's not interesting, Like
Speaker 1: I don't have When I told you, bitches, I don't
Speaker 1: have business, I'm like, I don't have business.
Speaker 3: Oh, bitches, really really give it to us.
Speaker 1: Ego, No, I literally don't have business. I'm even quitting
Speaker 1: a job. I'm like, I've never I've never I'm doing
Speaker 1: the two weeks, but I've also never had a like this.
Speaker 1: When I was fourteen, I worked at a retirement home.
Speaker 1: This is so not interesting. I was like, I'm about
Speaker 1: to be class president and I can't do this job anymore.
Speaker 1: But that was but so I was like, today's my
Speaker 1: last day, like class president in ninth grade, like, that's
Speaker 1: not going to keep me from doing the job. But
Speaker 1: that was otherwise. I didn't really have too many jobs.
Speaker 1: I hated I've had many a job.
Speaker 3: Were you class president?
Speaker 1: I was? That was the truth, but it wasn't. But
Speaker 1: it wasn't true that it was going to have any responsibility.
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to have so much responsibility that I
Speaker 1: couldn't have my evening, part time occasional job.
Speaker 3: So, m all right, I hear what you're saying. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: the streets are listening. We'll we'll reconvene with the mess
Speaker 3: at a later time.
Speaker 1: Goodness, I'm trying to tell you, guys, there's not there's
Speaker 1: really nothing interesting.
Speaker 4: We're winky winky face. We're sending you the emojis ego you.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think you are one of the classiest ladies
Speaker 2: in the industry, and I think I'm so glad that
Speaker 2: eventually we'll go out and get the Baltimore and you.
Speaker 4: Out in the streets hopefully.
Speaker 1: And when somebody tries me is all is this only
Speaker 1: comes out when.
Speaker 3: I'm tried, only comes out when you're driving and you
Speaker 3: have an hour and a half to kid Absolutely, And
Speaker 3: she tried me, I.
Speaker 1: Thought, Oh you think you can say some sliction and
Speaker 1: drive away. Watch this. You will be sped on in
Speaker 1: just a moment's time anyway, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, babe. Can you unplug you know, your install
Speaker 4: your Twitter where we can catch.
Speaker 3: You, let people know what you got going on?
Speaker 1: Yes, moving forward, Yeah you can. I'll be I'll be
Speaker 1: in the next season of Love Life on HBO, so
Speaker 1: catching on HBO Max. I think it's whatever anyway, and
Speaker 1: whenever that comes out, I think it's coming out in
Speaker 1: the fall. Saturday Night Live coming back in the fall
Speaker 1: as well, And you can catch me on Instagram and Twitter.
Speaker 1: Instagram is Eggie Boom. Twitter is Eggy Underscore Boom because
Speaker 1: an Esther Wilson has the handle that I need on Twitter.
Speaker 1: But I will never pay her, and I do say
Speaker 1: that on every podcast, so she knows I'm not pressed
Speaker 1: enough to pay yester Her and her seven followers, Esther Wilson.
Speaker 1: Esther's probably like Esther's probably like not a young person
Speaker 1: who like once got Twitter back and whatever and and
Speaker 1: just is holding onto the handle, especially now that she
Speaker 1: knows some one half wants it. But I'm not pressed enough.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it's an underscore between the Eggy and the
Speaker 1: boom on Twitter. But that's that's where you can find
Speaker 1: me being classy and minimally ratchet ratchet.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, thank you for being here, you know, and
Speaker 3: and chatting with us. Sidney. Is there anything that you
Speaker 3: feel like we missed, Andrew? Is there anything that you
Speaker 3: feel like we missed?
Speaker 2: The only thing we miss is your phone numbers, So
Speaker 2: put that in the chat and I'll definitely I'll email you.
Speaker 4: Or I'll catch you on the app, you know, and
Speaker 4: I'll catch you on the app, says.
Speaker 1: Catch me app, because unless you're gonna call or FaceTime,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't get teed.
Speaker 3: Sidney is queen of FaceTime. Oh good, okay, okay, well
Speaker 3: that's Sydney's queen.
Speaker 4: That's something.
Speaker 1: Well that's something.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna FaceTime you on Instagram, girl, You're gonna.
Speaker 1: Catch it doesn't let me. I'll be trying to FaceTime
Speaker 1: my friends on Instagram and it doesn't let me now,
Speaker 1: and I don't know why it won't Why my.
Speaker 3: Face because it closes down after thirty.
Speaker 1: No, it literally isn't even an option. Is that what happens?
Speaker 1: It's faulty too. It doesn't even it's not even an
Speaker 1: option for me to FaceTime anymore. Anyway, I want it.
Speaker 1: We'll hang out. We'll hang out, yes, later this coming month.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's play in an evening out, Let's
Speaker 1: do it. Thanks boo, okay, thank you for having me.
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