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Speaker 1: The jew Bill Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Harry

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Speaker 1: Basanya and this is America's favorite new game show, Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions, where we ask you the question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: wondering on the dot com today. I'm Harry Bolsanya and

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Speaker 1: welcome to Stupid Internet Questions. What is today's question that

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Speaker 1: everybody's wondering on the Internet. I'm glad you asked, because

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Speaker 1: I'm Harry Bosanya And today's stupid Internet question is this.

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Speaker 1: If you could rename American football because of the whole

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Speaker 1: football football thing, you know, football here for bowl over there,

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Speaker 1: fut bol, what would you name it? I'm Harry Bolsonya,

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Speaker 1: let's discuss why was it even named football to begin with? Here?

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Speaker 1: Start there? Yes, here, I don't know America is the

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Speaker 1: only country who calls it football. I think it's because

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Speaker 1: Americans just want to be different all the time, right,

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Speaker 1: brad Our executive Dyes. Brad once said, I've thought about

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Speaker 1: this pretty much my entire life, and I think there's

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Speaker 1: something very, very fascinating about this football. Fut Ball is

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Speaker 1: played with your foot, yes, okay. In our American football

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Speaker 1: we tackle, or in some parts of the country you'd

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Speaker 1: call that sock them, and I feel like they should

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Speaker 1: be just straight swipped, like swipped. What's the Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: gotta sock the guy who's got the ball. You gotta

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Speaker 1: sock them, you gotta hit them, go after it. So

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Speaker 1: you're saying our soccer should be our football soccer exactly? Exactly, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: call us up eight to eight three three one six

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Speaker 1: one text in four one oh six one. What should

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Speaker 1: American football actually be called? Michelle? What do you think?

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Speaker 1: Dumb ball? Like gum ball, like the gumballs that you

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Speaker 1: eat or chew on. No, Like, do you m dumball?

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Speaker 1: Dumb ball? Dumb like how I sounded. They're trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out what you were saying. Why why dumball? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just like a bunch of dummies run around. I

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Speaker 1: like that. Okay, Like it's actually embarrassing that we call

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Speaker 1: it football. It is like NFL football, it's America every day.

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Speaker 1: For I'm like, it's always been weird to me and

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Speaker 1: I don't understand it. And it looks like we can't

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Speaker 1: even get a clear answer on why it's actually called football.

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Speaker 1: They don't even know that, Like that's how Americans just

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Speaker 1: kind of goes ball. Yeah, and They're like, they already

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Speaker 1: have football, Yeah, but they don't throw stuff in their football.

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Speaker 1: We will will our hands. We're genius. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? What is it? It should be called throw,

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Speaker 1: catch and ball? Ye, armball. Stupid Internet questions call us

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Speaker 1: up eight at eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. What should American

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Speaker 1: football actually be called? John? What's up? Goal rush? Goal? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I like that, he was ready to give that answer. Patriotism,

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Speaker 1: so Americans can fill all Americans call it American goal rush.

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Speaker 1: I like that because it's like the gold Rush. But

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Speaker 1: the goal rush. I think I see what you're doing there,

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Speaker 1: and I dig it. Not just rush rush ball rush

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Speaker 1: ball rush ball. That sounds good with me. But we

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Speaker 1: have to say it just like that. Every time you

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Speaker 1: gotta say ball, gotta say it just like that. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it one more time. Well that, oh, we could

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Speaker 1: just probably just be honest and call it concussion ball.

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Speaker 1: Well that's where that. Yeah, what else should it be

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Speaker 1: called it? What should we change the ball? The ball? Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's been I think we should call it field ball

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Speaker 1: because you're playing on the field, you're trying to push

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Speaker 1: it down the field. Touchdown is a great field ball,

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Speaker 1: throw ball, touchdown, touch balla toucha. I like to touch

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Speaker 1: ball a lot, though, I think touch ball is a

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Speaker 1: good one. Alex said touchball, and I like that game before.

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Speaker 1: I think you will figure it out right here. That's

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Speaker 1: a good one. Touch them all that that's the taggling

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Speaker 1: them all game we're talking about. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: we need to have more of a discussion. You get

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Speaker 1: your heart read elevator, touch ball, touch ball, I love it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that's the final. You know, I haven't paid

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Speaker 1: attention to the NFL a long time, but I would

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Speaker 1: definitely pay attention to touch ball if it has changed

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Speaker 1: the touchball. I'm suing them you use touch ball without

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Speaker 1: my consent. You're getting sis texting four one o six one.

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Speaker 1: What do you think American shoot ball? Shoot ball should be?

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Speaker 1: Football should be not? Should ball? Shootball should be called?

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Speaker 1: Try saying that five times last? What's your football should

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Speaker 1: be called? What's your football should be called? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What should American football be called? Instead of football? Or?

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Speaker 1: I mean touchball is what I'm going with. But you

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Speaker 1: can also text inmate years at four one o six one.

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