Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you and never ever forget this, Chris.
Speaker 1: You didn't have the soundboard. Uh so they got the
Speaker 1: last part of the You know what, Chris, I'm not
Speaker 1: replaying it. You know why I'm not replaying it because
Speaker 1: I want you to own that screwl This is on you.
Speaker 1: Just I want you to feel the shame. I want this.
Speaker 1: Just think about this, Chris. I want you to think
Speaker 1: about this moment. We're gonna die one day, I am
Speaker 1: you are. We're gonna die. But because of this weird
Speaker 1: electronic era we live in, the podcast version of the
Speaker 1: show will live on long after we're gone. It'll be
Speaker 1: out there somewhere in cyberspace. So your kids and their
Speaker 1: grandkids may one day be listening to the sultry sounds
Speaker 1: of my voice and then this moment, they will know
Speaker 1: that you mess something up. And I've decided the most
Speaker 1: effective punishment is leaving it there. I want it left
Speaker 1: right there, Chris. Don't you dare edit the podcast afterwards either.
Speaker 1: I already know what you're thinking. It stays right there, Chris.
Speaker 1: We have another hour of the Jesse Kellisia. You know what,
Speaker 1: if we can't play Howard Deem, let's at least play
Speaker 1: or esteemed senator. Now, let's let's have a chat. I
Speaker 1: would tell you that I don't like doing this, but
Speaker 1: the truth is America is in such need of a father.
Speaker 1: I do like doing this. We're gonna address this Mexico
Speaker 1: military and Mexico thing in a second, but it reminds me.
Speaker 1: I remember this one time. I think I was twenty one.
Speaker 1: I was young. I was young, and I had a
Speaker 1: cell phone. Sadly not with pure talk, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go into that detail, but I had a cell
Speaker 1: phone and I canceled it because I was going overseas
Speaker 1: and I got a bill for the entire month that
Speaker 1: I had canceled when I only had my cell phone
Speaker 1: there for I think it was a week end of
Speaker 1: the month or something. I love that, but I canceled
Speaker 1: it and they sent me this bill for the whole month,
Speaker 1: and I said, no, I'm not paying it. I'm not
Speaker 1: paying that bill. That's unjust. I had it for a week.
Speaker 1: That's unjust. And this is why America needs a dad,
Speaker 1: which I'm about to be. I remember telling my mother
Speaker 1: that that was unjust, and she agreed that is wrong.
Speaker 1: These companies are terrible. I can't believe they did that
Speaker 1: to you. And then I remember saying the same thing
Speaker 1: to my father, and you know what he said to me.
Speaker 1: I remember it like it was yesterday. I bet you
Speaker 1: he doesn't even remember this. Well, what's stupid? Why are
Speaker 1: you doing that? I said, well, Dad, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: I only had it for a week. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't have it the whole month. I'm not paying.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so the multi billion dollar corporation, it's a
Speaker 1: crap about your twenty dollar bill and you're going to
Speaker 1: destroy all the credit that you've built up over the
Speaker 1: years out of what principle for not paying for one month.
Speaker 1: Pay the bill and don't be an idiot. Okay, Dad,
Speaker 1: you're right. I'll go pay the bill. And I would
Speaker 1: and pay the bill. American needs dad. They need my dad.
Speaker 1: But since he can't have a radio show, now you're
Speaker 1: going to get it. I understand what happened in Mexico.
Speaker 1: It's had some people go down there for Tommy Tuck surgery.
Speaker 1: I'm just glad the entire cast of the view made
Speaker 1: it back okay, but they went down there for Tommy Tucks.
Speaker 1: What Chris, they went down there for tummy tuck surgery
Speaker 1: and all seriousness. Four of them get kidnapped, two of
Speaker 1: them get killed. And now I wake up today and
Speaker 1: I see something that is gaining steam. And I've seen
Speaker 1: this actually for the past couple months. Fentonill was killing
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand Americans. It's coming in from Mexico. It
Speaker 1: originates in China, gets to Mexico, they traffic it in,
Speaker 1: so it's killing Americans. Now we have Americans dying in Mexico.
Speaker 1: I wake up to headlines like this. Graham says he
Speaker 1: will introduce bill to set the stage for the US
Speaker 1: to use military force in Mexico. This has become a
Speaker 1: mainstream GOP talking point. I see congressman saying it, I
Speaker 1: see senators saying it. I see presidential candidates saying it
Speaker 1: will use the military to crush the car tails. And
Speaker 1: maybe when you hear that, you like it. Maybe you
Speaker 1: sit back and you cheer. And if that's the case,
Speaker 1: all I'm going to tell you is this sit out
Speaker 1: for a moment. Just give me a few minutes. Let's
Speaker 1: walk through this like adults. No Mommy, No, that's a
Speaker 1: good idea, sweetheart, sit down with Dad for a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes, and then let's revisit this because this is
Speaker 1: honestly gosh. I'm trying to think, Chris, how long we've
Speaker 1: been working together almost five years? Almost five years, so
Speaker 1: I've heard some dumb things. I work with Chris for
Speaker 1: almost five years. This might be the dumbest thing I've
Speaker 1: ever heard in my entire life. I'm sure there may
Speaker 1: be things that are dumber, but this may be the
Speaker 1: dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Now,
Speaker 1: let's pause for just a moment, because here's what we're
Speaker 1: going to do. We're going to just do some basics
Speaker 1: and walk through why this is stupid. First and foremost,
Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Do you understand how much
Speaker 1: trade we do with Mexico back and forth? Do you
Speaker 1: understand it? Well, I didn't ask whether you love it
Speaker 1: or hate it? Do you understand how much their economy
Speaker 1: and our economy requires a corporate or cooperation, a mutual cooperation.
Speaker 1: Let me just clue you in. It's a lot, all right,
Speaker 1: It's a lot, now, okay, But we're more powerful than
Speaker 1: Mexico and we most definitely can dictate some terms to
Speaker 1: Mexico as Trump did. I'm not bad mouthing that at all.
Speaker 1: Back when Trump was president had to remain in Mexico
Speaker 1: policy all those things, So I'm not saying that. But
Speaker 1: let's assume you want to send the military and to
Speaker 1: smash the cartels. Okay, are we doing this with the
Speaker 1: cooperation of the Mexican federal government? Are they on board
Speaker 1: with us? And if you tell me yes, then I'm
Speaker 1: going to ask you, are you aware that every Mexican
Speaker 1: president for basically ever has been bought off in part
Speaker 1: by the Mexican cartels, including this one. Now, let's pretend
Speaker 1: for a moment we're already going into the world to
Speaker 1: make believe. Let's pretend that's not the case. Let's set
Speaker 1: that aside, and let's say that you get the Mexican
Speaker 1: federal government to allow a major US military land invasion
Speaker 1: of their sovereign territory. Let me pods on this for
Speaker 1: a moment. I'm gonna let's do a little thought experiment here.
Speaker 1: You know, Joe Biden hates read America, right, You know that,
Speaker 1: I know that everyone knows that. Let's say we're not
Speaker 1: gonna use Texas because that would be a little too
Speaker 1: on the nose between Texas and Mexico. Let's use Ohio.
Speaker 1: Ohio is a critically important state when it comes to
Speaker 1: electoral politics, critically important. It's now blood red because Democrats
Speaker 1: are communists. Let's say Mexico gets really mad at the
Speaker 1: people of Ohio and they say to Joe Biden, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: we want to invade Ohio. We're going to set up
Speaker 1: military camps in Ohio. Are you okay with that? And
Speaker 1: let's say, just for the sake of our stupid argument,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden says, you know what, you bet, bunch of
Speaker 1: Republicans there anyway, have at it. How would that go
Speaker 1: from Mexico? Where would they set up? Where would the
Speaker 1: Mexican people stage in Ohio? No, you just have a
Speaker 1: bunch of Ohio cops and hunters and veterans shooting Mexicans.
Speaker 1: That's what you'd have. Okay. So are not Ohio Jesse
Speaker 1: on the border? They'll set up on the border. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Pennsylvania. Ohio's just going to allow Pennsylvania to set
Speaker 1: up a massive operation right there on its border. West Virginia.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the West Virginia would be very understanding about
Speaker 1: the Mexican army setting up fortifications. I bring this up
Speaker 1: because even if you were to get the cooperation of
Speaker 1: the Mexican federal government, Mexico has states, many of them.
Speaker 1: Even if the federal government cooperated, you still have the
Speaker 1: Mexican state government you have to deal with. And oh,
Speaker 1: this is probably a very good time to mention that
Speaker 1: the Mexican states where the cartels are are entirely controlled
Speaker 1: by the cartel, not just the governor of said state,
Speaker 1: the Mexican police force of said state. So where exactly
Speaker 1: are the military bases going, the temporary military bases that
Speaker 1: we will need to set up down there. Now, maybe
Speaker 1: you're sitting there saying, Jesse, forget about that, forget the
Speaker 1: Feds and the state government. No, we'll send in drones. Okay,
Speaker 1: what are we drone striking? Do you think do you
Speaker 1: think the cartels in Mexico Do you think they have
Speaker 1: just some big warehouse out in the middle of the
Speaker 1: desert labeled fentanil on the rooftop, So they don't forget
Speaker 1: and we'll just drop a drone strike in there. And also,
Speaker 1: not only is that the where all the all the
Speaker 1: Fentanil is. That's where all the cartel guys live. It's
Speaker 1: just a big cartel camp. It's like cartel college, and
Speaker 1: that's where we keep all the fentanil and the cartel
Speaker 1: guys live. Do you do you think that the places
Speaker 1: where the cartels control the states in Mexico, the cartels
Speaker 1: are interwoven into the population. You're gonna drone strike what
Speaker 1: You're gonna drone strike the building that's sitting right next
Speaker 1: to the Mexican schoolhouse. Oh you don't want to kill
Speaker 1: a bunch of Mexican school kids. I would hope you don't.
Speaker 1: No Jesse will forget about that. This is where this
Speaker 1: is where you get, No Jesse. We'll send into the seals.
Speaker 1: People love to use the seals. We'll send a doubt
Speaker 1: to force. We'll send it. We'll send a surgical team.
Speaker 1: I've seen the movie Cicario. Okay, let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a very frank chat about this stupid
Speaker 1: thing that I continue to see in the news. Before
Speaker 1: we get to that, let's get to this. Maybe this
Speaker 1: was offensive and maybe it was a little too harsh
Speaker 1: for you, And I know what you're thinking. Jesse, I
Speaker 1: wish you would probably dial that down and make it
Speaker 1: a little softer. It's not that I need to be softer,
Speaker 1: it's that you need to be harder. You need some
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Speaker 1: not done on this invade Mexico thing. I can't take it.
Speaker 1: Hang on, Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Senator Lindsey Graham on Monday said he was prepared to
Speaker 1: introduce legislation to set the stage for US military force
Speaker 1: in Mexico, saying it was time to get tough on
Speaker 1: the negative on the neighboring country. Let's continue our little
Speaker 1: chat in case you missed it. I already went over
Speaker 1: the absolute and insanity of thinking we'll just send a
Speaker 1: couple drone and bombers down there, and we'll bomb those
Speaker 1: clearly labeled and definitely not around civilian fentnail clinics, and
Speaker 1: then just come home. That's insane. The cartels are woven
Speaker 1: into the community in the Mexican States, which they already run. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's not use the drones, Jesse. Let's send in sealed
Speaker 1: Team ninety five. I saw it on Amazon. Okay, now
Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna do. We're just getting smarter tonight,
Speaker 1: just you me getting smarter. Here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: If you're driving, you're not allowed to do this. Truckers,
Speaker 1: be safe. Everyone else. I want you to pick up
Speaker 1: your phone or maybe you're at your computer. I want
Speaker 1: you to do something for me because this helps me
Speaker 1: whenever I think about military matters and things like this.
Speaker 1: You're ready, Chris, you're doing it with me, and when ready,
Speaker 1: I'm doing it with you. I want you to go
Speaker 1: to the maps, and I want you to look at Mexico.
Speaker 1: I'm not insulting you. Stay with me. See that Mexico
Speaker 1: thing there? See that? Okay? It helps when you're discussing
Speaker 1: military engagements, in military conflicts, in wars, it always helps
Speaker 1: to look at a map. Now, the seals are gonna
Speaker 1: go in. Okay, where are they going in? How are
Speaker 1: they getting there? Well, Jesse, I've seen the movies. Still
Speaker 1: do a halo jump? Okay, I'll give you that. That
Speaker 1: stands for high altitude low. Why why can't I think
Speaker 1: of the last word low? No, No, it's it means
Speaker 1: they drop from high outitude and they pull the shoot
Speaker 1: real low. I can't believe I just screwed that up.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was low open. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: halo jump. Okay, you're right. Let's let's let's drop in
Speaker 1: twenty seals take care of that cartail. Okay, let's assume
Speaker 1: the cartail guys are having a big cartail meeting where
Speaker 1: you drop in the Seals. Um M, how'd you come
Speaker 1: by that information? So we're gonna get to the map
Speaker 1: in a second. Who gave you that information? I know
Speaker 1: you're you're used to We're used to seeing satellite images
Speaker 1: on the new Jack Ryan's series that can read a
Speaker 1: deck of playing cards in the space. But that actually
Speaker 1: isn't re intel that the Seals could use to locate
Speaker 1: the cartel headquarters. When you want to locate the cartel
Speaker 1: headquarters in a given state, you have to infiltrate the
Speaker 1: local community. The local community who had its roads paved
Speaker 1: by the cartel. That couple across the street, the cartel
Speaker 1: paid for their wedding, The cartel funds the doctors, the
Speaker 1: cartel paid for the brand new school. So I would
Speaker 1: like to know which informants you have used within the
Speaker 1: community that have told you this is where the cartel
Speaker 1: is going to be at this given time. Let's just assume,
Speaker 1: and we've already into ventured into the realm of ridiculousness.
Speaker 1: Let's assume that you actually obtain said information and you're
Speaker 1: super seals. They halo jump down in there and boom
Speaker 1: boom boom. They have their conbg's on, which I don't
Speaker 1: own yet. Sadly they kill other cartel guys inside of
Speaker 1: the warehouse. Yeah. Nice. How they get out, You're gonna drive,
Speaker 1: gonna drive up the roads where the cartels have scouts
Speaker 1: all over, to say nothing of all the explosions everyone
Speaker 1: just heard. Now you have the Mexican State Police going
Speaker 1: to that location in force to kill all of your
Speaker 1: Navy seals. They'll end up making a movie about it
Speaker 1: one day. How the Navy steals heroically all died in
Speaker 1: Mexican soil. Didn't sound like a good idea anymore, does it?
Speaker 1: Oh but wait, there's more. I'm not even close to
Speaker 1: being done because it's so stupid, and I hate that
Speaker 1: these politicians appeal to people who don't think about this.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about something else here, because this is what
Speaker 1: else you'll get, No, Jesse, we just need to invade. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're invading a sovereign nation on our border, to
Speaker 1: say nothing of how the rest of the world would
Speaker 1: terriff us immediately when we are already on the verge
Speaker 1: of breaking like a twig economically will set that aside.
Speaker 1: You want to invade Mexico, right, let me ask you
Speaker 1: something very frank, and I really mean, this is your
Speaker 1: intention to conquer Mexico and make it part of America?
Speaker 1: Do you know that you should have answered yes to that?
Speaker 1: Because if you want to invade Mexico and your desire
Speaker 1: is not to conquer it, I'm not even sure if
Speaker 1: we could do that. But if your desire is not
Speaker 1: to conquer it, you know that you've just signed us
Speaker 1: up for another twenty year war where thousands of Americans
Speaker 1: will die and we'll lose. Right, you know we would
Speaker 1: lose that war. You know why we lost Afghanistan. We
Speaker 1: lost Afghanistan because our excellent troops on the ground were
Speaker 1: shafted by idiotic military leadership and insane rules of engagement
Speaker 1: that prevented them from doing the necessary things they needed done.
Speaker 1: And that was in a country full of goat herders
Speaker 1: that America doesn't care about America, about half of which
Speaker 1: is already Mexican. America cares very deeply about Mexico. They
Speaker 1: are a friend, they are a trading partner, they are
Speaker 1: a place we have been to a thousand times. Are
Speaker 1: you Are you under the impression that you're going to
Speaker 1: set up a military base in a neighborhood and just
Speaker 1: bomb a couple cartel buildings in America will be okay
Speaker 1: as soon as a couple dead Mexican kids get pulled
Speaker 1: out of the rubble. You thought the rules of engagement
Speaker 1: were bad for Afghanistan? We would send our brave men
Speaker 1: and women down into Mexico, and we might as well
Speaker 1: send them down in with handcuffs and leg irons shackling them.
Speaker 1: The cartel, of course, would obey no such rules. Oh
Speaker 1: and I thought maybe now would be a good time
Speaker 1: to mention we quote fought the Taliban as much as
Speaker 1: our guys were allowed to for twenty years, at the
Speaker 1: end of which the Taliban took over the country in
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. The Taliban had virtually no resources whatsoever. The
Speaker 1: cartels have calms and weapons equal to the United States military,
Speaker 1: including tunneling capability. Has anybody thought this insanity through? No,
Speaker 1: it's great politics. We're going to invade Mexico and stop
Speaker 1: the cartels. It is the dumbest thing I have ever
Speaker 1: seen anyone campaign on in my entire life. Republican or Democrat.
Speaker 1: I feel better, Chris, I just had to get that
Speaker 1: off my chest. I feel better, I feel better, I
Speaker 1: feel better. You know what, you know it's gonna make
Speaker 1: me feel better. Chris shooting you with my hero arrow. Now, listen, Chris,
Speaker 1: you've been fighting back on this. You've been pushing back
Speaker 1: on this, understandably. Originally, of course, Chris wanted to do
Speaker 1: it for money. Then we decided we couldn't do that,
Speaker 1: so it would have to be for charity. And I
Speaker 1: was always against shooting Chris with the Hero arrow because yes,
Speaker 1: it's non lethal, but it is a pepper gel that's
Speaker 1: going to stick to your face and have you sobbing
Speaker 1: like a baby. I since have come around on it,
Speaker 1: especially after that little screw up you had in the
Speaker 1: show earlier. I think this is something we should try
Speaker 1: for charity, of course. But Chris aside, do you have
Speaker 1: your hero arrow yet your hero gun? Yeah? Both? Do
Speaker 1: you carry them on you? Non lethal? You don't need
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Speaker 1: It is that Jesse Kelly show. And yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get to some other things here. Did you know Australia
Speaker 1: must have really changed? Apparently there's beer with too much
Speaker 1: alcohol over there. But now now, and also let's get
Speaker 1: back to some news because we have to do just
Speaker 1: some other stuff tonight. Anyway, I'm gonna I'm gonna stop
Speaker 1: with this. Just understand. Just send the military into Mexico
Speaker 1: to crush the cartels. That sounds awesome a campaign at
Speaker 1: and when you look at the damage Ventanil has done
Speaker 1: in this country, it makes you makes you stand up
Speaker 1: and cheer when you hear that. It's also insane, stupid.
Speaker 1: It would never happen, and we would lose. We would.
Speaker 1: Now look, if you want to go on a war
Speaker 1: of conquest, then I'm all ears, because you know that's
Speaker 1: what you'd have to do. Right If you want to
Speaker 1: pound that place with bombs until it's nothing but salsa
Speaker 1: flavored dust and then we go down and take over
Speaker 1: the nation, Okay, then we can add that conversation. I
Speaker 1: would argue, maybe you should consider how many millions of Mexicans,
Speaker 1: innocent people that would murder along the way. But maybe
Speaker 1: you're okay with that. I'm not one of these people
Speaker 1: who thinks conquest in and of itself is always evil.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you want. If that's what you want,
Speaker 1: at least that is a realistic thing that could possibly happen.
Speaker 1: None of the rest of what they're proposing could possibly
Speaker 1: happen at all. They're pretending, they're pretending to be tough guys,
Speaker 1: pretending to crack down on drugs in some way that's
Speaker 1: more proactive, and they're going to get a bunch of
Speaker 1: our people killed while they do it. Securing the border,
Speaker 1: how about that that's kind of a better thing, securing
Speaker 1: the border. As much as this sucks, we have to
Speaker 1: work with and sometimes we can force their hand work
Speaker 1: with the Mexican government in order to do several things there.
Speaker 1: Try to find any portion of Mexican society that isn't
Speaker 1: corrupt and try to work with that. There are things
Speaker 1: we can do and should be doing. But this whole
Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham, and he's not the only one. It's Nutso
Speaker 1: and remember one more, look at that map. You see
Speaker 1: that map, Maybe we're pulling up the map, really the
Speaker 1: map of Mexico. Remember something, men and equipment. They have
Speaker 1: to eat. Equipment drinks fuel, Men eat food, they have
Speaker 1: to eat. Okay, so we can't just set up shop
Speaker 1: on the border of Texas and then just send them in.
Speaker 1: It's it doesn't work the way you want it to work.
Speaker 1: In Afghanistan, you know why it worked for a long time.
Speaker 1: Why why we had so many successful missions there. We
Speaker 1: had huge basses over there, huge gigantic bases. Are same
Speaker 1: with Iraq. They got Taco bell in Iraq. That's how
Speaker 1: big and elaborate the bases were, because that's what it
Speaker 1: takes to support a sustained military campaign. Where are those
Speaker 1: bases going America? Well, that's too far. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to get closer than that. So you see what I mean,
Speaker 1: It gets more complicated. Let's set all this stuff aside
Speaker 1: and let's talk about life for a brief moment here,
Speaker 1: because I actually saw this in two different ways today.
Speaker 1: I saw one of my buddies who knows this drives
Speaker 1: me crazy, sent a picture of this from social media.
Speaker 1: And then I saw this in the punditry world. The
Speaker 1: social media was my buddy sent me this picture of
Speaker 1: another guy we know, we're kind of close acquaintances with him.
Speaker 1: He was quitting his job today. Today was his last
Speaker 1: day honest job. He was quitting. He'd put in his
Speaker 1: two weeks notice, and as he was walking out the door,
Speaker 1: this is a man. I'm gonna stress. This is a man,
Speaker 1: thirty five years old, wife, four kids, wife and four kids.
Speaker 1: On the way out the door, he put up a
Speaker 1: long Facebook post about why he was totally thrilled to
Speaker 1: quit what he called working in hell, and then he
Speaker 1: went on to describe in several words why leaving that
Speaker 1: horrible company was such a great thing and it was
Speaker 1: a great day. That was one in the punditry world,
Speaker 1: I saw somebody left another organization and of course couldn't
Speaker 1: just walk out the door, had to pen a long
Speaker 1: article about the whole thing and why they suck. I
Speaker 1: am joined. We're just going to set politics aside because
Speaker 1: this applies to you me, everybody I can. America is
Speaker 1: so in need of a father. Listen, I understand when
Speaker 1: you leave your lawyer, you're probably mad, and you guess what,
Speaker 1: Maybe your employer deserves it. Maybe your employer is a
Speaker 1: piece of trash. Maybe you should be mad at him.
Speaker 1: And this applies in your personal life too. By the way,
Speaker 1: I know when you break up with your girlfriend that
Speaker 1: she was mean and she made out with your brother
Speaker 1: or whatever she did. I know you're mad, and I
Speaker 1: know she's a bad person. I get it. Ladies, I
Speaker 1: know you're you're getting a divorce from your husband and
Speaker 1: he was terrible to you and he deserves to burning
Speaker 1: hell fire. I'm sure he does. I get it. I'm
Speaker 1: not dismissing your concerns, but please hear me, America's daddy,
Speaker 1: Please hear me when I tell you shut up about it.
Speaker 1: Don't put that stuff out there publicly, man, keep that
Speaker 1: stuff quiet. Where in the world are these people in? Fathers?
Speaker 1: I blame you. Why are you not out there teaching
Speaker 1: people this when you walk away from your lawyer? Even
Speaker 1: if it was the anti Christ? If I was working
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Speaker 1: never buy their chocolate bars. Okay, boy, that hurts. I
Speaker 1: have a big platform. I really got Hershey's with that,
Speaker 1: didn't I That was quite a zinger. Guess whose resume
Speaker 1: is getting deleted from consideration for all other future employment
Speaker 1: mine because I left Hershey's and I was applying with Snickers,
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe the same company, but I was
Speaker 1: applying with Stickers, and I was applying with Twicks, and
Speaker 1: I was applying with Whatcher McCall it, which is underrated,
Speaker 1: by the way, but I was applying with Whatcher McCall it.
Speaker 1: And I was a finalist to get in there as
Speaker 1: an employee with all those companies and man Jesse's impressive
Speaker 1: and he did you hear He's the menu whisper I've
Speaker 1: even heard as a world famous author. And I was
Speaker 1: in the final stages of being hired. And you know
Speaker 1: what all of them looked up that day. They looked,
Speaker 1: and you know what they saw. They saw a potential problem.
Speaker 1: They saw what I'm going to say about them on
Speaker 1: my last day in their office. And I wish we
Speaker 1: had a paper shredder sound effect on the soundboard. If
Speaker 1: we did, I'd be playing it right now. They'd be
Speaker 1: taking my resume and it would be going, that's a
Speaker 1: paper shredder sound, putting it right through the shredder. I
Speaker 1: didn't hurt hershey's one little bit. I killed myself. My
Speaker 1: own future employment prospects are now disappeared because I felt
Speaker 1: the need to vent on social media about it. And
Speaker 1: guess what it applies in your personal life too. My
Speaker 1: girlfriend was stupid and that bad breath. I ate her.
Speaker 1: No one should date her. All your friends will get
Speaker 1: on there, ladies, I see you do this too with
Speaker 1: your boyfriends. With the husband you're leaving. He was such
Speaker 1: a jerk, and he didn't treat me rightedy He made
Speaker 1: out with my sister and you should never date Derek,
Speaker 1: and boy, I'll tell you what you do. You got him,
Speaker 1: You got Derek, good for you. And I know all
Speaker 1: your girlfriends hopped on there on Facebook. You go, Tina,
Speaker 1: Derek was at jerk. You deserve so much better. And
Speaker 1: they'll put the little motivational quotes up underneath the little
Speaker 1: stupid motivational quotes that women put online whenever they get
Speaker 1: broken up with. I know all that felt really really good,
Speaker 1: But guess who saw that. The next guy you were
Speaker 1: gonna want to try to date, he looked at it.
Speaker 1: He saw it, and he said, oh man, not worth
Speaker 1: the headache at all. And Pip, that's why your text
Speaker 1: message got deleted when you send it to him. I
Speaker 1: know that's difficult to hear, because it feels so good
Speaker 1: when you're fuelled up with anger to just go both
Speaker 1: barrels on your X or your ex employer or whatever.
Speaker 1: It never hurts them as badly as it hurts you.
Speaker 1: You want to discuss that said, you want to complain
Speaker 1: about Barbara and how badly she treated you. You can
Speaker 1: actually do that. Go and meet a buddy down at
Speaker 1: the sports bar, Uber so you don't get in trouble
Speaker 1: have a few beers and tell your buddy that Barbara
Speaker 1: was the Antichrist. That's totally acceptable. Get it off your chest,
Speaker 1: keep it private though. Okay, all right now, Chris had
Speaker 1: an excellent question. Because of that Atlanta terrorist attack, Chris
Speaker 1: wanted to know. He did some looking into the backgrounds
Speaker 1: of these people. Why so many rich kids. Let's have
Speaker 1: a chat about that. Before we get to that, Let's
Speaker 1: get to your health. Now. Why do you get blood
Speaker 1: work done? I get blood work done. Why do you
Speaker 1: get it done so they can check the different levels
Speaker 1: in your blood and see, oh my, you're deficient in this,
Speaker 1: you have too much in that. Well, why are you
Speaker 1: deficient in things beyond the normal diseases and stuff like
Speaker 1: that because you're not eating them. You're not taking in
Speaker 1: the vitamins and minerals you need. Well, do you think
Speaker 1: your dog is different? Your dog very likely needs nutrition
Speaker 1: that he has never gotten in his life. Wrap your
Speaker 1: mind around that, because dog food is dead food. There's
Speaker 1: nothing in it. Why do why do dogs do so
Speaker 1: much better in every way when they take rough greens,
Speaker 1: which is all natural. Your dog is getting vitamins and
Speaker 1: minerals for the first time ever. Pour it on his food.
Speaker 1: Rough greens dot com slash Jesse gets you a free
Speaker 1: Jumpstart trial bag. Try it and tell me you don't
Speaker 1: see a difference. Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you you can email the
Speaker 1: show whatever you want, your love, your h your death threats.
Speaker 1: You're asked Doctor Jesse questions for Friday. All can be
Speaker 1: emailed into Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Here's Chuck Schumer. It's
Speaker 1: an insult to every police officer who is on the
Speaker 1: scene that terrible, fearful day. It's an insult to the
Speaker 1: memory of every single person who perished in connection to
Speaker 1: the attack, especially to the memory of Brian Sicknic non violent.
Speaker 1: Asked the Sicknic family, Chuck Schumer, the rest of the system.
Speaker 1: They're very, very angry that for the first time in
Speaker 1: two years, you get to see the other side of
Speaker 1: the story. You was Tucker from last night. Media accounts
Speaker 1: describe Sicknic as someone who was quote slain on January sixth.
Speaker 1: The video we reviewed proves that is a lie. Here
Speaker 1: is surveillance footage of sick Nick walking in the Capitol
Speaker 1: after he was supposedly murdered by the mob outside. By
Speaker 1: all appearances, sick Nick is healthy and vigorous. He's wearing
Speaker 1: a helmet, so it's hard to imagine he was killed
Speaker 1: by a head injury. Whatever happened to Brian sick Nick
Speaker 1: was very obviously not the result of violence he suffered
Speaker 1: at the entrance to the Capitol. Everything they tell you
Speaker 1: is a lie, all right. Speaking of lying, I have
Speaker 1: to get this off my chest. And I know it's
Speaker 1: a stupid thing and it doesn't mean anything, but I
Speaker 1: think it might. Maybe it'll help one person out there
Speaker 1: with their own self image. Occasionally, because I like abusing myself,
Speaker 1: I do read CNN just to see what exactly the
Speaker 1: communist apparatics they're putting out there that day. I find
Speaker 1: that to be helpful. And I saw this headline the
Speaker 1: actor Hugh Jackman, He's the one who plays Wolverine and
Speaker 1: a bunch of other roles I don't care about, but
Speaker 1: he played Wolverine, which was really cool, by the way,
Speaker 1: And the headline was this, Hugh Jackman shares his bulking
Speaker 1: diet to become Wolverine, and I'm not gonna do pop culture.
Speaker 1: Just hang with me for a second. I see this
Speaker 1: all the time, especially when it comes to superhero movies
Speaker 1: or or if your guy's going to play a boxer.
Speaker 1: This whatever her dime is, and Chris, who's some dime
Speaker 1: that's out there now? And I don't watch movies that
Speaker 1: much anymore of sal Mahaiah because she's still a movie.
Speaker 1: She was a dime when I was a kid, sal Mahaiak.
Speaker 1: Let's just present sal Mahaiak. She reveals the workouts she
Speaker 1: used in order to become catwoman. I don't think she
Speaker 1: was ever a catwoman. Or and then you get this one.
Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman reveals his diet how he became Wolverine. Now,
Speaker 1: I want to be clear, I'm not dismissing the fact
Speaker 1: that sal Mahaiak probably had some special diet for whenever
Speaker 1: she needed to play some hot chick. I have no
Speaker 1: doubt that Hugh Jackman, who's known as a workout guy,
Speaker 1: worked out very hard and eight and didn't eat specific
Speaker 1: thing so he could look like a Greek god. In
Speaker 1: the new Wolverine movie, Hugh Jackman is fifty four years old.
Speaker 1: The picture they have here, he has muscle, veins, in
Speaker 1: his abs. Young ladies, I'm mainly talking to you fellas.
Speaker 1: This will apply to you a little bit because I
Speaker 1: know we can get self conscious to it. Young ladies,
Speaker 1: I'm really talking to you. Please understand that all these
Speaker 1: people are doing illegal drugs in order to achieve this
Speaker 1: kind of physique, all of them. You don't go from
Speaker 1: being even a ripped or pretty in shape dude, and
Speaker 1: in six months at fifty four look like you could
Speaker 1: bench press the Empire State Building. Ladies, I know that
Speaker 1: you're looking at that actress and you think she's so perfect.
Speaker 1: If I could just look like that, I need to
Speaker 1: do more squats. Some about looks good. Oh yep, she
Speaker 1: did plenty of squats, Ladies, I have no doubt about that.
Speaker 1: She also went over to Germany and went in some
Speaker 1: advanced HGH program where they put a bunch of chemicals
Speaker 1: in her body that will turn her into afrodity in
Speaker 1: the course of three months. Please understand that these actors
Speaker 1: and actresses you see, Ladies, Again, I'm talking to you,
Speaker 1: especially young girls today, who were under so much pressure
Speaker 1: because of all the Instagram models and actresses. None of
Speaker 1: what you see is real. You've heard me say that
Speaker 1: a thousand times about the media and everything else. Speaking
Speaker 1: of the media, I work with all these people or
Speaker 1: I run into them at various events and we'll go
Speaker 1: have big group dinners. All those dimes you see on
Speaker 1: Fox News and everywhere else. I've met all of them
Speaker 1: in perfect in person. I've sat down and broke bread
Speaker 1: with all of them, and there's no doubt many of
Speaker 1: them are very pretty. I'm not putting that down. They
Speaker 1: don't look like that when they're not on camera, having
Speaker 1: gone under the special lighting that they take months to
Speaker 1: work on. The professional stylist making sure her hair is perfect,
Speaker 1: a makeup artist who's been doing makeup for ninety seven years.
Speaker 1: None of what you see is real, all right, This
Speaker 1: is all fake. None of it's real. Stop putting pressure
Speaker 1: on yourself to look like something you're not. All right.
Speaker 1: Former congressional candidate Jesse, you know that's not nice. I
Speaker 1: did lose two congressional runs. On Tuesday, my wife and
Speaker 1: I went to our local GOP precinct meeting. Three things happened. One,
Speaker 1: I met a pastor who's an open anti communist and
Speaker 1: preaches as such. I found a new church. Two got
Speaker 1: to hear my country representive county representatives speak for the
Speaker 1: first time. He's an idiot. Three. I was elected as
Speaker 1: a delegate to represent our precinct at our county and
Speaker 1: state GOP conventions in a district that is seventy percent
Speaker 1: registered Republicans. Only eighteen people showed up at this meeting.
Speaker 1: I'm certain that I will be the first anti communist delegate.
Speaker 1: He says, Semper five, ping flower, that's not nice. Chris,
Speaker 1: pull up that. Mitch McConnell cut again from earlier. Mitch
Speaker 1: McConnell got up earlier today. I'm sure you've heard it
Speaker 1: by now. I know you've heard it on this show.
Speaker 1: And he spoke about Fox News Tucker Carlson finally showing
Speaker 1: you the other half of January sixth, and this is
Speaker 1: what he had to say. Clearly, the chief of the
Speaker 1: Capitol Police, in my view, correctly describes what most of
Speaker 1: us witness firsthand on January six So that's my reaction
Speaker 1: to it. It was a mistake in my view for
Speaker 1: Fox News to depict this. I got I got a way,
Speaker 1: we got it, Christ we got it. How does that happen?
Speaker 1: How's Mitch McConnell still there? Yes, said, we need to
Speaker 1: get rid of Mitch Riccato. This guy showed up in
Speaker 1: his blood red precinct. Seventy percent Republicans eighteen people even
Speaker 1: bothered to get involved. Twenty percent. That's how many of
Speaker 1: us vote in primaries, twenty percent. Mitch McConnell knows that
Speaker 1: he can spit in your face a thousand times, then
Speaker 1: raise a bunch of money, run some campaign ads sounding
Speaker 1: tough on tough on the border, and things like that.
Speaker 1: Next time he's up for reelection, and every dollard who
Speaker 1: goes out to vote in the primary, while I did
Speaker 1: see him on the news, and they'll go vote for
Speaker 1: him again. Until we start making these people pay at
Speaker 1: the ballot box, nothing ever changes. All Right, we still
Speaker 1: have another hour. Senator Cucumber is in the news. But
Speaker 1: before we get to Senator Cucumber, we're gonna do a
Speaker 1: little experiment about that Atlanta attack, the terrorist attack, all
Speaker 1: those Antifa people. Chris did some digging. I think you
Speaker 1: might find this a little bit interesting. Before we get
Speaker 1: to that, you might want to practice with the weapon. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't no, I don't think anything's gonna happen to you,
Speaker 1: at least I hope it don't. Doesn't. But um, how
Speaker 1: do we know? Right I carry this weapon? I'm looking
Speaker 1: at my glock nineteen. It's sitting two feet away from me.
Speaker 1: It will go right back in my waistpan the second
Speaker 1: I get up here and leave. And I hope I
Speaker 1: never have to use this, But honestly, I might be
Speaker 1: how much we have left in this show an hour.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk out of here in an hour, I
Speaker 1: might be an hour away from using it. How do
Speaker 1: I know who I'm going to run into in the
Speaker 1: parking lot? Am I ready? I am ready because I practice.
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