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<v Speaker 1>Second date Update. You always know you're in for a

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<v Speaker 1>good first date when the guy comes up to you

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<v Speaker 1>and whispers in your ear, Hey, I got a surprise

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<v Speaker 1>for you, right, Edie? No, okay, Well, wasn't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what happened at all. That's not fair. Thank god,

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<v Speaker 1>all Star text Mine. I guess Eadie is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone for a second date update today. She wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call a dude named Alan, and I guess he did

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<v Speaker 1>have a surprise for her on their first date. And

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'll let Edie take it from there. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, where did you meet this dude? If you

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<v Speaker 1>can believe it? At my local comic convention? Comic like

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<v Speaker 1>comic books. Yeah, like go in the comic con like

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<v Speaker 1>comic book you know they have like TV shows and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff now. But yeah, I was there with a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of my friends and we were all dressed up as

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<v Speaker 1>like different DC villains, right dress Harley Quinn. Oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to a comic con thing dresses, Harley Quinn,

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting hit up all over the place. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or you're going to a comic thing as a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting hit up all the time. So really no

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<v Speaker 1>way out of it. Eat. So anyways, this guy, just

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<v Speaker 1>as Darth Vader, came up to me and I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at him like, oh, you're kind of short Durvader, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up with that? Oh great? But anyways, he came

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<v Speaker 1>up to me and he has a like Vader voice

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<v Speaker 1>on right okay, and he says, I've been looking for

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<v Speaker 1>love in all Duran places. So wait, is that I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't been to a comic con? Is that him hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on you? It's a joe, because have you seen Star Wars? No,

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<v Speaker 1>So he said I'm looking for love in all Duran

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<v Speaker 1>places because all durand the planet and Star Wars. But

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<v Speaker 1>he said that all the wrong. That makes it even

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<v Speaker 1>less funny to me. But you probably thought it was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>That's clever. Well it's comic con. I'm a nerd like that. Yeah. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was cute. Right, So did you like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you just spend the rest of your time with

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<v Speaker 1>Darth Vader? What happened next. No, I didn't. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a panel I wanted to go to with my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, he took off his mask and he was

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<v Speaker 1>really cute. So I gave him my phone number to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him later. Okay, cool. Yeah, So a couple

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<v Speaker 1>days later I messaged him and he asked, Hey, just

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<v Speaker 1>want to get like Hoffee sometime and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do that. Okay. Did you wear his Darth Vader

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<v Speaker 1>costume too coffee? I hope no. No. I imagine that's

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<v Speaker 1>an uncomfortable costume to wear. He did not wear it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we went to a comic bookshop first and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been looking at this limited edition book for a

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<v Speaker 1>while and he got it for me and that was

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<v Speaker 1>really sweet. And then we went for coffee. Oh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have something to bond over. You have similar interests,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sounds like you spent quite a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>time together. We did. So get this at coffee. Like

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<v Speaker 1>We're sitting at the table and he goes, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a prize for you and I was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>but he takes out of his deck. He had a

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<v Speaker 1>limited edition lego set to actually build the Arkham Asylum.

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<v Speaker 1>From Batman. It just like it came out recently. It's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to get and he was like, oh, we can

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<v Speaker 1>go together here while we get coffee. Okay, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I understood Legos and that's all I really need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>That does sound like fun though, honestly, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>hang out playing Legos. It was like it was really

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<v Speaker 1>specific and it was gary like remembered what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I thought it was a like good effort.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really endearing. Sweet. Yeah, that's awesome. So you

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<v Speaker 1>were excited about all of that. I was. I was,

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<v Speaker 1>And I know it's not for everyone, but a good date. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that makes it even better for you though, like

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<v Speaker 1>it it's good for you. Then, yes, it's understandable why

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<v Speaker 1>you liked it so much. So how did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>wrap things up at the coffeehouse? Well? This was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>His own started blowing up and then he was just like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, I gotta go, And then he left

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<v Speaker 1>and like, I'm just sitting there with the Legos set

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<v Speaker 1>up on the table, like what just happened? Wait? He

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<v Speaker 1>left limited edition Legos? Like it was that serious? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't know what it was he just said

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<v Speaker 1>he had to believe his phone was blown up. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably had like a planet to save or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So no explanation. And did he say anything to you

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<v Speaker 1>after or is that the last you heard from him? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the lasting I heard from him. And then

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, he just looked so nervous, like

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<v Speaker 1>he kept checking his phone and then he just like

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<v Speaker 1>got all jittery and pieced out. And he wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>that the entire day to until like what the last

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<v Speaker 1>like fifteen minutes or so or what's he had been

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<v Speaker 1>really sweet all day. I don't know what changed weird.

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<v Speaker 1>So I would just think it's a legit emergency if

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to leave behind this special Lego limited

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<v Speaker 1>edition set, right, I completely agree. And I was just

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<v Speaker 1>worrying about him. You know, I've been trying to call

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<v Speaker 1>him for the past four days. I have nothing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just hoping you guys can reach him. Okay, well we'll try.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can't get my phone, I'm sure one of

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<v Speaker 1>us can use the force. I know we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>go back signal. No, No, that's that's signals from my universe.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's a force. Oh, okay, cool, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it would right, I wasn't sure. Thank you for clarifying.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll play a song come back, and then

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<v Speaker 1>use the force and get him on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can find out what happened. Okay, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much. You're welcome. Hang on brooking Jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Hey, Edie, Yeah, I think I know why

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<v Speaker 1>your date ran off before coffee was even over. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>why Well, because when you guys met, he was dressed

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<v Speaker 1>as Darth Vader. And I bet that why you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are having coffee and playing with legos. He liked you

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<v Speaker 1>so much. He probably had a malfunction with his lightsaber

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<v Speaker 1>and had to get out of there embarrassed. No way,

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<v Speaker 1>it happens to a lot of dudes. Yeah, lightsaber malfunctions.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh out, no way. If you're just joining us for

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<v Speaker 1>today's second day update, Eadie is on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to call dude name Alan. They met at

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<v Speaker 1>a comic con type event. He was dressed up as

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<v Speaker 1>Darth Vader, she was dressed up as Harley Quinn. And

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<v Speaker 1>then they ended up going out for coffee and playing

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<v Speaker 1>with legos, and then before coffee was even done, his

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<v Speaker 1>phone started blowing up and he got kind of nervous

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<v Speaker 1>and just took off. And Edi hasn't heard from him since.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're about to call him right now and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can find out what happened, Edie. You ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go? I'm so ready. I hope you find him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm nervous with you, Edie. I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>left his like precious collector item lego set. He's the

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<v Speaker 1>one that asked you out to begin with. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that there's something legit going on, right, something has to

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<v Speaker 1>be up. Yeah, And for once, I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>your fault, Eadie. What nice? I just been in general

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<v Speaker 1>with the second day updates. It's usually the person calling

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<v Speaker 1>in's fault in some way, but I think this one

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<v Speaker 1>it's something out of your control. No, it's specifically you, Edie.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been blaming you for a lot of things in

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<v Speaker 1>the show for years, so just like we'd come clean

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<v Speaker 1>about that. All right, here we go. I'll tell us

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<v Speaker 1>fun of her right now. Hello? Hi, can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to Alan? Yeah? Speaking, Hey Alan? How are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever heard of the show before the show Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take that as a no, you haven't heard. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. Sorry, that's okay, no need to apologize. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you today because we got an email about you. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>can you explain more? I'd love to. We got an

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<v Speaker 1>email about you from a girl named Edie. Oh okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>well what did you want? What did you want? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to know why you left your date and

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<v Speaker 1>haven't called her. I'm sorry, So she reached out to

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<v Speaker 1>you or I don't. I don't get it. She emailed us.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, she's like, legit, concerned for your safety man,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was too, Like she described how you left,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sounds like something horrible happened in your life. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. First off, Okay, that's good. Can you guys

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<v Speaker 1>just tell her that my grandpa was ill or something

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what. Whatever sounds most realistic. Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't. I don't want to lie to her. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you could say my grandma. It doesn't matter. Like

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you guys need to say. I am not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say anybody's sick. Like, Okay, don't say six either injured

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<v Speaker 1>um or they wanted to spend time with me. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Was the date with eighties so bad that

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<v Speaker 1>you can't even tell us what happened? It's just not

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<v Speaker 1>what I thought it would be. What I don't understand, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you asked this girl out. She told us you obviously

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<v Speaker 1>were attracted to her. She sounds super awesome, like I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to hang out with her. After we talk to her,

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<v Speaker 1>she sounds really nice. Well, if she's trying so hard

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<v Speaker 1>to find me, it sounds like she's available. So maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you can hang out with her. What trying to date her? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to help her out. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you want from me. Well, we just a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of the truth so that we can tell Edie.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that would be good at all. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think she wants the truth. Yes, of course she

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<v Speaker 1>wants the truth. Put yourself in her shoes. Like she

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<v Speaker 1>has a date that leaves like halfway through the date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I really don't think that she's going to like this.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened, Well, she's prepared for that. We've told her

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<v Speaker 1>that she might hear something she doesn't like, so it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be better to at least tell her so that she

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<v Speaker 1>knows her future dates so she doesn't do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What did she just tell her? This? Just tell her

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<v Speaker 1>that it's all me, it's my fault, it's nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with her. Okay, so you just want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>her it's me, not you. That still doesn't help give

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<v Speaker 1>her any information about what she can do. Different. Think

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<v Speaker 1>of it as paying it forward. Alan, Okay, Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what she told you, but I'm a huge

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<v Speaker 1>Darth Vader fan. Okay, like I've read everything, I've searched

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<v Speaker 1>the internet for fan fiction. On nights when I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing anything, I will go through and watch every scene

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<v Speaker 1>that he is in from every movie. Wow. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>we that's crazy. But she obviously likes that stuff because

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<v Speaker 1>she was at Comic Con and she met you in

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<v Speaker 1>her dar your Darth Vader costume. Like none of that

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<v Speaker 1>would be surprising to her. Here's the thing. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if y'all are familiar with the Phantom Menace. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not really. I mean I know what it is, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know I don't have a lot of Star Wars knowledge,

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<v Speaker 1>right I figured. So here's the thing that's when Darth

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<v Speaker 1>Vader meets Princess Amidala, who's played by Natalie Portman. Yeah, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>she is a hottie thing. Yeah, okay, what does this

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<v Speaker 1>have to do with your date? Though? So here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Darth Vader and Princess Amidala end up getting together and

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<v Speaker 1>they get married and they have children who end up

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<v Speaker 1>being Luke and Leia. Oh okay, yeah, that is what

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<v Speaker 1>I want with my life. I want to find my

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<v Speaker 1>Princess Amidala. Okay. And so I was at Comic Con

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw Edie and she was dressed up and

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<v Speaker 1>she had all this like great white makeup on. And

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<v Speaker 1>when I saw her, I like had this revelation and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like that that's her, That's my Princess Amidala.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was dressed up at hard as Harley Quinn.

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<v Speaker 1>But you thought that she should be Princess Amidala or whatever. Well, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just the way that she was dressed up made

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<v Speaker 1>her look like Princess Amidala. They're very similar. They have

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<v Speaker 1>white makeup on, they're you know, they're really done up.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very regal, they're very like curvy. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was like a vision come to life. Okay. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>then when I was at coffee with her, she showed

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<v Speaker 1>up and she didn't look like Princess Amidala, right, just

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<v Speaker 1>like I could look like a normal person because she

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't in costume anymore. Well, yeah, but I thought that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe that she would still radiate that presence

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<v Speaker 1>even when she just was in street clothes. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>she was a normal person and not a character out

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<v Speaker 1>of a sci fi movie. And you didn't like that. Look.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you guys don't get it, Okay, but this

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<v Speaker 1>means a lot to me. And she wasn't what I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking for. Yeah, but even if she wasn't what

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<v Speaker 1>you were looking for, how rude to just leave someone

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the day and make them one

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<v Speaker 1>worry about you and two I feel like crap. Man. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I made it seem like I had a legitimate excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>I texted all my friends and I told them to

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<v Speaker 1>call me. So that was you know, finish up coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that painful because she doesn't look like some princess. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't tell her that. I can't tell her, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't look like a princess anymore. Stupid fortunately you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of just did Alan because she's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't look like a princess. Are you serious? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing here? What am I doing? I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening. She's been on the phone listening because she

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to find out why you left the day and

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<v Speaker 1>didn't talk to her anymore. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't look like a princess. Are you serious? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a normal person when I'm not a cost play

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<v Speaker 1>costume play. I don't live in white makeup. What did

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<v Speaker 1>you expect? Yeah, it's weird. What did you expect? I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't respond anymore, like, why are you doing this? I

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<v Speaker 1>am doing this? Your heart is colder than hot. You

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<v Speaker 1>are terrible. I think that was a bird. I don't understand. Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank thanks, So it was a decent bird. No more ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're sad. I don't look like Amadala. I'm upset.

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<v Speaker 1>You all look like Captain America with his shirt off.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know what I look like with my shirt off. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I know exactly what I want and that's what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going for. Okay, you couldn't totally, but instead you ran

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<v Speaker 1>away like an eok being chased by Jabada Hunt. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what you're talking about. Jabba Hut doesn't move,

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<v Speaker 1>he just stays in one place. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>what this argument with that stuff right now? That's for

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<v Speaker 1>a different time. Confused, Alan, I mean, so, are you

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<v Speaker 1>wanting a girl to remain in costume at all times? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. Well, she doesn't have to be

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<v Speaker 1>in costume the whole time, but when I'm with her,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to feel like I am in the presence

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<v Speaker 1>of Amadala. Okay, I want to have Luke and Laya's okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I guess you can't argue with that, can't you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really understand it still, Edie, can you argue

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<v Speaker 1>with that? No, not gonna argue with that. I'm done. Thanks, Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't be done yet, Eadie. I still have to

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<v Speaker 1>ask Alan if we go on a date with you, Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second date with Eadie?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it. I'm sorry. I can't waste time

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<v Speaker 1>with someone who isn't my soul mate. Dude, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>living in reality. But okay, Man a lot of time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so let me get this straight. You're looking for a

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<v Speaker 1>woman who looks like Natalie Portman bress is like she's

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<v Speaker 1>a princess of Nabu, and you won't settle for a

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<v Speaker 1>regular human. I knew you wouldn't get it. Yeah, good

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<v Speaker 1>luck with that. It's okay. The force just wasn't strong

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<v Speaker 1>with us. Well, okay, Alan, good luck finding your princess.

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<v Speaker 1>What was it again, princess? What's her name? I'm a dolla.

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize for disrespecting your future wife, princess, and good

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<v Speaker 1>luck finding whoever you're looking for normal people, people not

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<v Speaker 1>from comic con. Thanks broken you in the morning text message,

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<v Speaker 1>and at seven eighty five, nine two says I want

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<v Speaker 1>a man that looks like Chris Hemsworth. But we can't

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<v Speaker 1>all have what we want. And well in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today's second eight update, D want to call

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<v Speaker 1>a dude named Alan. They met at a comic con

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<v Speaker 1>type event. They were dressed up in costume. He was

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<v Speaker 1>Darth Vader and she was Harley Quinn and then they

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<v Speaker 1>went out. And then when they actually went out, he

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<v Speaker 1>like they were having coffee and he just took off.

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<v Speaker 1>We got him on the phone and found out why

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<v Speaker 1>it was because he thought the Harley Quinn outfit was

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<v Speaker 1>Princess Amidala from Star Wars like esque, like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of makeup, like the white makeup. I was just making

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<v Speaker 1>sure I got the Star Wars name right because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know it very well. You don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>He left because he's looking for his real life Princess

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<v Speaker 1>Amidala and hopes that he finds her one day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and she didn't have the right essence. Once she the

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<v Speaker 1>makeup up, which isn't she sounds awesome. Not only no

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<v Speaker 1>she know all the nerd language, but she's like, she

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<v Speaker 1>sounds lovely. He made the biggest mistake. He's an idiot,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. Or one day he will find his Princess Amidala.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna guess she's probably not out there because she's fiction,

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<v Speaker 1>but who knows. Maybe remember if you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second day update, I have to do is email

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<v Speaker 1>the show and we will call the person who didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call you back.