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Speaker 1: Second date Update. You always know you're in for a
Speaker 1: good first date when the guy comes up to you
Speaker 1: and whispers in your ear, Hey, I got a surprise
Speaker 1: for you, right, Edie? No, okay, Well, wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: That's not what happened at all. That's not fair. Thank god,
Speaker 1: all Star text Mine. I guess Eadie is on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today. She wants to
Speaker 1: call a dude named Alan, and I guess he did
Speaker 1: have a surprise for her on their first date. And
Speaker 1: I guess I'll let Edie take it from there. First
Speaker 1: of all, where did you meet this dude? If you
Speaker 1: can believe it? At my local comic convention? Comic like
Speaker 1: comic books. Yeah, like go in the comic con like
Speaker 1: comic book you know they have like TV shows and
Speaker 1: stuff now. But yeah, I was there with a bunch
Speaker 1: of my friends and we were all dressed up as
Speaker 1: like different DC villains, right dress Harley Quinn. Oh, come on,
Speaker 1: you're going to a comic con thing dresses, Harley Quinn,
Speaker 1: you're getting hit up all over the place. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: or you're going to a comic thing as a woman.
Speaker 1: You're getting hit up all the time. So really no
Speaker 1: way out of it. Eat. So anyways, this guy, just
Speaker 1: as Darth Vader, came up to me and I'm looking
Speaker 1: at him like, oh, you're kind of short Durvader, like,
Speaker 1: what's up with that? Oh great? But anyways, he came
Speaker 1: up to me and he has a like Vader voice
Speaker 1: on right okay, and he says, I've been looking for
Speaker 1: love in all Duran places. So wait, is that I
Speaker 1: haven't been to a comic con? Is that him hitting
Speaker 1: on you? It's a joe, because have you seen Star Wars? No,
Speaker 1: So he said I'm looking for love in all Duran
Speaker 1: places because all durand the planet and Star Wars. But
Speaker 1: he said that all the wrong. That makes it even
Speaker 1: less funny to me. But you probably thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: That's clever. Well it's comic con. I'm a nerd like that. Yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I thought it was cute. Right, So did you like,
Speaker 1: did you just spend the rest of your time with
Speaker 1: Darth Vader? What happened next. No, I didn't. I had
Speaker 1: a panel I wanted to go to with my friends.
Speaker 1: But like, he took off his mask and he was
Speaker 1: really cute. So I gave him my phone number to
Speaker 1: talk to him later. Okay, cool. Yeah, So a couple
Speaker 1: days later I messaged him and he asked, Hey, just
Speaker 1: want to get like Hoffee sometime and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do that. Okay. Did you wear his Darth Vader
Speaker 1: costume too coffee? I hope no. No. I imagine that's
Speaker 1: an uncomfortable costume to wear. He did not wear it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean we went to a comic bookshop first and
Speaker 1: I've been looking at this limited edition book for a
Speaker 1: while and he got it for me and that was
Speaker 1: really sweet. And then we went for coffee. Oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys have something to bond over. You have similar interests,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like you spent quite a bit of
Speaker 1: time together. We did. So get this at coffee. Like
Speaker 1: We're sitting at the table and he goes, I have
Speaker 1: a prize for you and I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: but he takes out of his deck. He had a
Speaker 1: limited edition lego set to actually build the Arkham Asylum.
Speaker 1: From Batman. It just like it came out recently. It's
Speaker 1: hard to get and he was like, oh, we can
Speaker 1: go together here while we get coffee. Okay, I mean
Speaker 1: I understood Legos and that's all I really need to know.
Speaker 1: That does sound like fun though, honestly, like you know,
Speaker 1: hang out playing Legos. It was like it was really
Speaker 1: specific and it was gary like remembered what I did.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought it was a like good effort.
Speaker 1: It was really endearing. Sweet. Yeah, that's awesome. So you
Speaker 1: were excited about all of that. I was. I was,
Speaker 1: And I know it's not for everyone, but a good date. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so that makes it even better for you though, like
Speaker 1: it it's good for you. Then, yes, it's understandable why
Speaker 1: you liked it so much. So how did you guys
Speaker 1: wrap things up at the coffeehouse? Well? This was weird.
Speaker 1: His own started blowing up and then he was just like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I gotta go, And then he left
Speaker 1: and like, I'm just sitting there with the Legos set
Speaker 1: up on the table, like what just happened? Wait? He
Speaker 1: left limited edition Legos? Like it was that serious? I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know what it was he just said
Speaker 1: he had to believe his phone was blown up. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's probably had like a planet to save or something.
Speaker 1: So no explanation. And did he say anything to you
Speaker 1: after or is that the last you heard from him? No,
Speaker 1: that was the lasting I heard from him. And then
Speaker 1: like I don't know, he just looked so nervous, like
Speaker 1: he kept checking his phone and then he just like
Speaker 1: got all jittery and pieced out. And he wasn't like
Speaker 1: that the entire day to until like what the last
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes or so or what's he had been
Speaker 1: really sweet all day. I don't know what changed weird.
Speaker 1: So I would just think it's a legit emergency if
Speaker 1: he was going to leave behind this special Lego limited
Speaker 1: edition set, right, I completely agree. And I was just
Speaker 1: worrying about him. You know, I've been trying to call
Speaker 1: him for the past four days. I have nothing. I'm
Speaker 1: just hoping you guys can reach him. Okay, well we'll try.
Speaker 1: If you can't get my phone, I'm sure one of
Speaker 1: us can use the force. I know we're going to
Speaker 1: go back signal. No, No, that's that's signals from my universe.
Speaker 1: He's he's a force. Oh, okay, cool, all right, I
Speaker 1: thought it would right, I wasn't sure. Thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song come back, and then
Speaker 1: use the force and get him on the phone and
Speaker 1: see if we can find out what happened. Okay, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. You're welcome. Hang on brooking Jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Hey, Edie, Yeah, I think I know why
Speaker 1: your date ran off before coffee was even over. Oh no,
Speaker 1: why Well, because when you guys met, he was dressed
Speaker 1: as Darth Vader. And I bet that why you guys
Speaker 1: are having coffee and playing with legos. He liked you
Speaker 1: so much. He probably had a malfunction with his lightsaber
Speaker 1: and had to get out of there embarrassed. No way,
Speaker 1: it happens to a lot of dudes. Yeah, lightsaber malfunctions.
Speaker 1: Huh out, no way. If you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's second day update, Eadie is on the phone and
Speaker 1: she wants to call dude name Alan. They met at
Speaker 1: a comic con type event. He was dressed up as
Speaker 1: Darth Vader, she was dressed up as Harley Quinn. And
Speaker 1: then they ended up going out for coffee and playing
Speaker 1: with legos, and then before coffee was even done, his
Speaker 1: phone started blowing up and he got kind of nervous
Speaker 1: and just took off. And Edi hasn't heard from him since.
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him right now and see
Speaker 1: if we can find out what happened, Edie. You ready
Speaker 1: to go? I'm so ready. I hope you find him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I'm nervous with you, Edie. I mean he
Speaker 1: left his like precious collector item lego set. He's the
Speaker 1: one that asked you out to begin with. I think
Speaker 1: that there's something legit going on, right, something has to
Speaker 1: be up. Yeah, And for once, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: your fault, Eadie. What nice? I just been in general
Speaker 1: with the second day updates. It's usually the person calling
Speaker 1: in's fault in some way, but I think this one
Speaker 1: it's something out of your control. No, it's specifically you, Edie.
Speaker 1: We've been blaming you for a lot of things in
Speaker 1: the show for years, so just like we'd come clean
Speaker 1: about that. All right, here we go. I'll tell us
Speaker 1: fun of her right now. Hello? Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Alan? Yeah? Speaking, Hey Alan? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of the show before the show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that as a no, you haven't heard. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't. Sorry, that's okay, no need to apologize. I'm
Speaker 1: calling you today because we got an email about you. Um,
Speaker 1: can you explain more? I'd love to. We got an
Speaker 1: email about you from a girl named Edie. Oh okay, um,
Speaker 1: well what did you want? What did you want? Well,
Speaker 1: she wants to know why you left your date and
Speaker 1: haven't called her. I'm sorry, So she reached out to
Speaker 1: you or I don't. I don't get it. She emailed us.
Speaker 1: She was like, she's like, legit, concerned for your safety man,
Speaker 1: and I was too, Like she described how you left,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like something horrible happened in your life. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm fine. First off, Okay, that's good. Can you guys
Speaker 1: just tell her that my grandpa was ill or something
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Whatever sounds most realistic. Why not?
Speaker 1: You don't. I don't want to lie to her. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well you could say my grandma. It doesn't matter. Like
Speaker 1: whatever you guys need to say. I am not gonna
Speaker 1: say anybody's sick. Like, Okay, don't say six either injured
Speaker 1: um or they wanted to spend time with me. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Was the date with eighties so bad that
Speaker 1: you can't even tell us what happened? It's just not
Speaker 1: what I thought it would be. What I don't understand, Like,
Speaker 1: you asked this girl out. She told us you obviously
Speaker 1: were attracted to her. She sounds super awesome, like I
Speaker 1: wanted to hang out with her. After we talk to her,
Speaker 1: she sounds really nice. Well, if she's trying so hard
Speaker 1: to find me, it sounds like she's available. So maybe
Speaker 1: you can hang out with her. What trying to date her? Man,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help her out. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you want from me. Well, we just a little
Speaker 1: bit of the truth so that we can tell Edie.
Speaker 1: I don't think that would be good at all. I
Speaker 1: don't think she wants the truth. Yes, of course she
Speaker 1: wants the truth. Put yourself in her shoes. Like she
Speaker 1: has a date that leaves like halfway through the date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I really don't think that she's going to like this.
Speaker 1: What happened, Well, she's prepared for that. We've told her
Speaker 1: that she might hear something she doesn't like, so it'd
Speaker 1: be better to at least tell her so that she
Speaker 1: knows her future dates so she doesn't do the same thing.
Speaker 1: What did she just tell her? This? Just tell her
Speaker 1: that it's all me, it's my fault, it's nothing to
Speaker 1: do with her. Okay, so you just want to tell
Speaker 1: her it's me, not you. That still doesn't help give
Speaker 1: her any information about what she can do. Different. Think
Speaker 1: of it as paying it forward. Alan, Okay, Look, I
Speaker 1: don't know what she told you, but I'm a huge
Speaker 1: Darth Vader fan. Okay, like I've read everything, I've searched
Speaker 1: the internet for fan fiction. On nights when I'm not
Speaker 1: doing anything, I will go through and watch every scene
Speaker 1: that he is in from every movie. Wow. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we that's crazy. But she obviously likes that stuff because
Speaker 1: she was at Comic Con and she met you in
Speaker 1: her dar your Darth Vader costume. Like none of that
Speaker 1: would be surprising to her. Here's the thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know if y'all are familiar with the Phantom Menace. No,
Speaker 1: not really. I mean I know what it is, but
Speaker 1: you know I don't have a lot of Star Wars knowledge,
Speaker 1: right I figured. So here's the thing that's when Darth
Speaker 1: Vader meets Princess Amidala, who's played by Natalie Portman. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: she is a hottie thing. Yeah, okay, what does this
Speaker 1: have to do with your date? Though? So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Darth Vader and Princess Amidala end up getting together and
Speaker 1: they get married and they have children who end up
Speaker 1: being Luke and Leia. Oh okay, yeah, that is what
Speaker 1: I want with my life. I want to find my
Speaker 1: Princess Amidala. Okay. And so I was at Comic Con
Speaker 1: and I saw Edie and she was dressed up and
Speaker 1: she had all this like great white makeup on. And
Speaker 1: when I saw her, I like had this revelation and
Speaker 1: I was like that that's her, That's my Princess Amidala.
Speaker 1: So she was dressed up at hard as Harley Quinn.
Speaker 1: But you thought that she should be Princess Amidala or whatever. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: it's just the way that she was dressed up made
Speaker 1: her look like Princess Amidala. They're very similar. They have
Speaker 1: white makeup on, they're you know, they're really done up.
Speaker 1: They're very regal, they're very like curvy. It was it
Speaker 1: was like a vision come to life. Okay. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then when I was at coffee with her, she showed
Speaker 1: up and she didn't look like Princess Amidala, right, just
Speaker 1: like I could look like a normal person because she
Speaker 1: wasn't in costume anymore. Well, yeah, but I thought that,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe that she would still radiate that presence
Speaker 1: even when she just was in street clothes. Okay, so
Speaker 1: she was a normal person and not a character out
Speaker 1: of a sci fi movie. And you didn't like that. Look.
Speaker 1: I know you guys don't get it, Okay, but this
Speaker 1: means a lot to me. And she wasn't what I
Speaker 1: was looking for. Yeah, but even if she wasn't what
Speaker 1: you were looking for, how rude to just leave someone
Speaker 1: in the middle of the day and make them one
Speaker 1: worry about you and two I feel like crap. Man. Well,
Speaker 1: I made it seem like I had a legitimate excuse.
Speaker 1: I texted all my friends and I told them to
Speaker 1: call me. So that was you know, finish up coffee.
Speaker 1: It's not that painful because she doesn't look like some princess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I can't tell her that. I can't tell her, sorry,
Speaker 1: you don't look like a princess anymore. Stupid fortunately you
Speaker 1: kind of just did Alan because she's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't look like a princess. Are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you doing here? What am I doing? I'm listening.
Speaker 1: I'm listening. She's been on the phone listening because she
Speaker 1: wanted to find out why you left the day and
Speaker 1: didn't talk to her anymore. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't look like a princess. Are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm a normal person when I'm not a cost play
Speaker 1: costume play. I don't live in white makeup. What did
Speaker 1: you expect? Yeah, it's weird. What did you expect? I
Speaker 1: didn't respond anymore, like, why are you doing this? I
Speaker 1: am doing this? Your heart is colder than hot. You
Speaker 1: are terrible. I think that was a bird. I don't understand. Good.
Speaker 1: Thank thanks, So it was a decent bird. No more ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You know you're sad. I don't look like Amadala. I'm upset.
Speaker 1: You all look like Captain America with his shirt off.
Speaker 1: You don't know what I look like with my shirt off. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what I want and that's what I'm
Speaker 1: going for. Okay, you couldn't totally, but instead you ran
Speaker 1: away like an eok being chased by Jabada Hunt. You
Speaker 1: don't even know what you're talking about. Jabba Hut doesn't move,
Speaker 1: he just stays in one place. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what this argument with that stuff right now? That's for
Speaker 1: a different time. Confused, Alan, I mean, so, are you
Speaker 1: wanting a girl to remain in costume at all times? Like?
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Well, she doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: in costume the whole time, but when I'm with her,
Speaker 1: I want to feel like I am in the presence
Speaker 1: of Amadala. Okay, I want to have Luke and Laya's okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess you can't argue with that, can't you.
Speaker 1: I don't really understand it still, Edie, can you argue
Speaker 1: with that? No, not gonna argue with that. I'm done. Thanks, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: don't don't be done yet, Eadie. I still have to
Speaker 1: ask Alan if we go on a date with you, Alan,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date with Eadie?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I'm sorry. I can't waste time
Speaker 1: with someone who isn't my soul mate. Dude, you're not
Speaker 1: living in reality. But okay, Man a lot of time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so let me get this straight. You're looking for a
Speaker 1: woman who looks like Natalie Portman bress is like she's
Speaker 1: a princess of Nabu, and you won't settle for a
Speaker 1: regular human. I knew you wouldn't get it. Yeah, good
Speaker 1: luck with that. It's okay. The force just wasn't strong
Speaker 1: with us. Well, okay, Alan, good luck finding your princess.
Speaker 1: What was it again, princess? What's her name? I'm a dolla.
Speaker 1: I apologize for disrespecting your future wife, princess, and good
Speaker 1: luck finding whoever you're looking for normal people, people not
Speaker 1: from comic con. Thanks broken you in the morning text message,
Speaker 1: and at seven eighty five, nine two says I want
Speaker 1: a man that looks like Chris Hemsworth. But we can't
Speaker 1: all have what we want. And well in the morning,
Speaker 1: talking about today's second eight update, D want to call
Speaker 1: a dude named Alan. They met at a comic con
Speaker 1: type event. They were dressed up in costume. He was
Speaker 1: Darth Vader and she was Harley Quinn and then they
Speaker 1: went out. And then when they actually went out, he
Speaker 1: like they were having coffee and he just took off.
Speaker 1: We got him on the phone and found out why
Speaker 1: it was because he thought the Harley Quinn outfit was
Speaker 1: Princess Amidala from Star Wars like esque, like a lot
Speaker 1: of makeup, like the white makeup. I was just making
Speaker 1: sure I got the Star Wars name right because I
Speaker 1: don't really know it very well. You don't want to.
Speaker 1: He left because he's looking for his real life Princess
Speaker 1: Amidala and hopes that he finds her one day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she didn't have the right essence. Once she the
Speaker 1: makeup up, which isn't she sounds awesome. Not only no
Speaker 1: she know all the nerd language, but she's like, she
Speaker 1: sounds lovely. He made the biggest mistake. He's an idiot,
Speaker 1: I agree. Or one day he will find his Princess Amidala.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess she's probably not out there because she's fiction,
Speaker 1: but who knows. Maybe remember if you want to do
Speaker 1: a second day update, I have to do is email
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back.