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Speaker 1: Second date Update. You always know you're in for a

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Speaker 1: can believe it? At my local comic convention? Comic like

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Speaker 1: well what did you want? What did you want? Well,

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Speaker 1: What was it again, princess? What's her name? I'm a dolla.

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Speaker 1: I apologize for disrespecting your future wife, princess, and good

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