WEBVTT - Man Cannot Live on Bread Alone

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<v Speaker 1>Man cannot live on bread alone. Some butter would be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm before we get there. Joe has a cold. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got a question, yes for everyone, because the cold is

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<v Speaker 2>sweeping through my house. I bravely have not caught it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Superior character, obviously, I try hard, made of stronger stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Must be that healthy diet of yours.

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<v Speaker 1>What deed?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I've got a pretty good immune system

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<v Speaker 2>for stuff like normal diseases that go around. I usually

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<v Speaker 2>don't get them. What would it be like if I

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<v Speaker 2>ate better? I might be impenetrable.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be well, you're you're just at the tail

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<v Speaker 1>end of raising little kids. Now you have teenagers. So

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<v Speaker 1>you have been enrolled in the marine boot camp of

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<v Speaker 1>immune systems raising children.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've got a number of people in my orbit

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<v Speaker 2>who take nothing when they get a cold. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>they believe it's all bs, and they don't take anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I take a few things. Do you take anything? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you think anything works? Katie's nodding her head. We'll start

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<v Speaker 2>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I take theraflu.

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<v Speaker 2>You take theraflu. I have found that to work. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care if it's placebia, if I suffer from Placebia.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't matter to me. It's as I feel better. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need anybody to tell me it doesn't. Actually, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care. I feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't take anything like tile and all or I view profen.

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<v Speaker 1>At one point I was down with the zinc. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I couldn't figure out what form. And I just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of remember when nobody got a cold during COVID. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've fallen out of I don't remember what to do anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a bottle of uh, it's immuno something or

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<v Speaker 2>other they say take when a cold first, you first

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<v Speaker 2>start to get the symptoms of a cold, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>zinc and a couple other things. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if they do anything, but I feel like if I

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<v Speaker 2>take that, if I do get the cold, it's much milder. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>might be in my head, I don't care. I also

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<v Speaker 2>use zycham, yeah, which is awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>I've heard people recommend sinuses and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. I tend not to trust my own experience

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<v Speaker 1>because the data set isn't big enough. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I have no information that there's anything

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with taking that stuff, And what the hell it worst?

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<v Speaker 1>It's harmless but you're not a take nothing guy, or no,

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<v Speaker 1>I am pretty much, although I'm thinking now that you

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned it, maybe I'll take some tile and all or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually, my symptoms aren't that bad other than just

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<v Speaker 1>overwhelming fatigue at this point.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, do you guys take Nike will? And that's what

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<v Speaker 4>I do, and I go to sleep afraid of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're afraid of nighttime nikewill?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, with our hours, I don't. If I wake

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<v Speaker 5>up groggy or over sleep, that's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't. Alcoholics are not supposed to take nyquill

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<v Speaker 2>because it's basically taking a shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Alcohol to help yougin sleep. Yeah, I don't for the

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<v Speaker 1>reason Katie cided. I just it's hard enough to get

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<v Speaker 1>up in the morning and be semi sharp, yeah, listeners

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<v Speaker 1>of the first hour of the radio show or not

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<v Speaker 1>very sharp.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, one thing with giving your kids stuff, you kind

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<v Speaker 2>of have a better gauge of whether it's actually doing

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<v Speaker 2>anything or especially when they're little, they're too young to

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<v Speaker 2>like and uh, most stuff I don't think does much.

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<v Speaker 1>A right. Oh yeah, absolutely, Remember when that one thing

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<v Speaker 1>that was ubiquitous on the still it drug store shelves

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<v Speaker 1>of America.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still in every freaking drug I buy, Every cold

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<v Speaker 2>medicine you buy still has that fenel en ryn or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it's called in it, and the government announced it

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<v Speaker 2>does nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Were completely different.

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<v Speaker 2>The FDA said it does zero zero, it's a nothing

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a cold medicine. Still, you're wasting your time

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<v Speaker 2>on the fenyl helamelo melow Hill fell. Hell, well, how

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<v Speaker 2>do you say it, Katie? You're looking at it, but

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<v Speaker 2>so it's on yours. What are you looking at right there?

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<v Speaker 3>This is daquil.

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<v Speaker 5>When I had this flu last time around, I took

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<v Speaker 5>everything under the sun that I could get my hands

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<v Speaker 5>on because I was trying to get rid of that crap.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh yeah, it's in here too.

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<v Speaker 2>Every cold medicine in every aisle of every store that

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<v Speaker 2>sells cold medicine has drugs full of that, and the

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<v Speaker 2>government announced it doesn't do anything. I just think that's weird,

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<v Speaker 2>just counting on that people don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It because it's funny, yes, say, oh yeah, yeah, Well

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<v Speaker 1>the percentage of people you know. Honestly, we've posed this

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<v Speaker 1>question in many contexts in recent days and through the years.

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<v Speaker 1>What percentage of Americans? One of us will ask the other,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think knows that any story or anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and in this case, what percentage do you think could

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<v Speaker 1>tell you? Oh? Yeah, fenel elephant here is it was worthless?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that in a story, be a very very

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<v Speaker 1>small number.

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this says fedenah left freen FENI la freene.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the way he got Okay, fenelefrene, fenelefrine, I like

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<v Speaker 1>your guys, is better than elephant.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, since it doesn't do anything, I'll call whatever I

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<v Speaker 2>want to call it. It's a bunch of sh wow, unnecessary, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got too much blood in your body is

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<v Speaker 2>your problem?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? You got to bleed your feet. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the uh stomach to actually slice open your own feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that what killed George Washington?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Well it hastened his death certainly. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why. Well, I'm a bit of a history freak

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<v Speaker 1>and a bit of a medical history hobbyist, and a

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<v Speaker 1>great admirer of George Washington. That was I listened with

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<v Speaker 1>rapt attention and like committed it all the memory there

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<v Speaker 1>in his bedroom where he died, as you're there by

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<v Speaker 1>his bedside, probably a recreation. But and they explained that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he had what do they think he had? I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember the disease. I didn't memorize it that effectively obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>but the doctors in he probably did not have a uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He was an honorable and elderly man anyway that the

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<v Speaker 1>doctors in treating him for what was probably whatever the hell,

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<v Speaker 1>just kept saying, yeah, we got to bleed the feet

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<v Speaker 1>and let out the bad humors. And he'd like rally

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, and they'd think, yeah, we probably ought

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<v Speaker 1>to bleed his feet more. He what if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have enough red blood cells? Anemia?

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<v Speaker 2>He pretty much.

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<v Speaker 5>And it was all that for a throat infection. Is

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<v Speaker 5>what the interwebs say, too much blood is your problem? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>streptococcal infection or something. He should have taken some phenahell

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<v Speaker 5>element a little bit elephant.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. So I started out the podcast. I figured I

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<v Speaker 1>might as well pay it off. Uh. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is pleasant and delightful. A bread making craze has

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<v Speaker 1>begun in my extended family. Oh cool, Yeah, I remember

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<v Speaker 1>during the pandemic when people started doing that, and so,

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, oddly enough, it began with a relative who

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<v Speaker 1>has some sensory issues, Jack, something you know about, and

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<v Speaker 1>certainly I do, having raised an autistic daughter. But anyway, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>a certain homemade bread seemed to be great, and it

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<v Speaker 1>happens to be unfreaking believably delicious. I'm going to keep

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<v Speaker 1>things vague to protect the innocent, but say my it

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<v Speaker 1>was my uncle Morty, and we would make reference to

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<v Speaker 1>Morty bread and how good it was. And Morty when

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<v Speaker 1>he would come for a visit would always leave a loaf.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I was through with Morty bread, I was very,

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<v Speaker 1>very sad because it was so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I leave work today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, Jesus boy. You know Jack, you know what, Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>I just do you want to go off into our

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<v Speaker 1>own thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you tell me?

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't ever? Yeah, Michael, you're hired.

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<v Speaker 3>And he can watch Jack. We're out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is going to be like in this this is

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<v Speaker 1>this happened to me at least once in my youth.

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<v Speaker 1>It was explained to me, Hey, the band has got breakup.

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<v Speaker 1>We just we can't do this and it's too much

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<v Speaker 1>trouble to do that, And so we're breaking up. And

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<v Speaker 1>then a week later here, yeah, they're playing. They just

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<v Speaker 1>got a different dude, play your instrument. Oh my god. Yeah. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what we're doing to Jack right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we I'm really not gonna do it radio anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like they break up with you because I just

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't think I should be in a relationship

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<v Speaker 2>right now. And then you see him walking down the

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<v Speaker 2>street holding hands with somebody next weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, Well I'm going into bread making. You guys

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<v Speaker 5>have fun. Okay, the bread making, I am. That's something

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<v Speaker 5>I would like to actually learn how to do one

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<v Speaker 5>because I love homemade bread and it just seems like

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<v Speaker 5>it could be a cool craft.

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<v Speaker 1>And I pronounced, having enjoyed some Morti bread and then

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<v Speaker 1>switched back to the regular stuff. Oh my god, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just so much better. And so Judy got a new

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<v Speaker 1>mixer because our old mixer's motor was kind of funky,

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<v Speaker 1>and so now she's got this big, like industry looking mixer.

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<v Speaker 1>And she made a couple of loafs of what's known

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<v Speaker 1>as the mort He bred. And my lost student daughter

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<v Speaker 1>made herself some bread, although one of her two cats

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<v Speaker 1>stepped on the bread as it was proofing, which I

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<v Speaker 1>guess means rising or something. Yeah, and so one of

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<v Speaker 1>the loaves is robust and very healthy looking, and the

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<v Speaker 1>other loaf is really just excuse me loaf because I

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<v Speaker 1>can't ruined it. Damn cats.

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<v Speaker 2>The cat stepped on the bread. But you're gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>ahead and make it anyway, doesn't that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, I mean you put it in the oven

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<v Speaker 1>at three hundred and fifty degrees for a half an

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<v Speaker 1>hour or whatever. It is fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that I want letter box bread.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. This tastes a little like whatever a cat walks through.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now, I will tell you this. Having baby sat

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter's cats for three weeks over Christmas, she does

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<v Speaker 1>occasionally get ready to bleeper. She does occasionally refer to

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<v Speaker 1>their shit mittens because they, you know, they pooh out,

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<v Speaker 1>they pooh in the box, then they walk out of

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<v Speaker 1>the box.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, that's see, that's not a tasty term, like they dip.

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<v Speaker 1>Their taws and some paus and some sort of disinfectant

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<v Speaker 1>on their way out. Must clean the paws after one booze,

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<v Speaker 1>You though, they don't do that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great term. It is, and discuss we've got

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<v Speaker 2>cats and Michael, I'm going to use that term patting

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<v Speaker 2>around in ship mittens over your house.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna start calling people ship mittens. This is great.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, this is charming, folks. I apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>I work with this guy and working with the ship

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<v Speaker 2>mitten told me the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>But a bunch of ship mittens around here? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>I put up with it?

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<v Speaker 2>I know?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway? Where was I? Oh? I was going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the various things that are so far superior in

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<v Speaker 1>their homemade version, right, but we've kind of drifted so

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<v Speaker 1>far away from it. Like I brewed beer for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>My brother bruise beer and it's so good. He's actually

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<v Speaker 1>got the cooler with two taps, and anytime we visit

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<v Speaker 1>his house he has home brewed beer in kegs on tap. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>icy cold on his patio. It's ridiculous. Oh, it's although.

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<v Speaker 1>If I lived like that, I would be a flaming

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<v Speaker 1>alcoholic in three hundred and seventy five pounds, And what

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<v Speaker 1>if there's a downside, But I'd be happy and I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be thinking about my problems, and people would be

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<v Speaker 1>more interesting. But bread might be at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the list. Beer is close, I say, cookies. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a purest, maybe a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>pain in the ass. I know that's hard to imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not eat store bought cookies. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>won't because the calories and the taste. No.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh those cookies that I sent you guys, the

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<v Speaker 5>picture of of her break that I made. They were

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<v Speaker 5>so I know homemade cookie is it's it's just it's

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<v Speaker 5>like sex, it's so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up in Wisconsin with a lot of homemade butter,

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<v Speaker 2>and homemade butter is just so much better than in

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<v Speaker 2>the store. It's like a different thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You put each brother. I wouldn't know if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Put homemade, and I had forgotten how good it was.

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<v Speaker 2>So this field trip my son went on to a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of years ago, they churn buttered. They I spent

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<v Speaker 2>more time churning than the kids did, but as I

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<v Speaker 2>was one of the chaperones, but I churned up exactly

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<v Speaker 2>their weedy little arms. I turned up the butter, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'd forgotten how good it is. You put homemade butter

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<v Speaker 2>on homemade bread and you have a flip and treat

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<v Speaker 2>right there.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, I'm just I'm in the process of trying

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<v Speaker 5>to make sour dough bread because that's my favorite, oh

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<v Speaker 5>of life, and I haven't I haven't gotten it down

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<v Speaker 5>yet because it's complicated.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we missed the whole but getting a starter

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<v Speaker 1>going during COVID thing I wish we had. Yeah, Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there are semi overpriced like electric butter schurns

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<v Speaker 1>you can get from you know, Sharper.

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<v Speaker 2>Pilot. We did it the old timey away with a

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<v Speaker 2>look like the thing you've seen in old timey movies

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<v Speaker 2>with a stick in a cylinder with a hole on

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<v Speaker 2>the top. It kind of looks a little sexual. But

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're you're doing this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, homemade butter, that's that's what you gotta add.

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<v Speaker 2>You have homemade bread with homemade butter. Oh, got to

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm looking at how to make homemade butter and it

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't look that difficult, it's at all.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna try it today.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it, yeah, and then report back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so good, get me a tub.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that sort of stuff. The ship mittens sell over

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<v Speaker 2>there at the store.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know it, I know it.

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<v Speaker 4>My mom breaks My mom bakes bread and she's the

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<v Speaker 4>sweetest woman ever, but when her yeast doesn't rise, f

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<v Speaker 4>bombs there.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay out of the kitchen. Man danger danger.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I guess that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Ship mintens is my new favorite thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>The world.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your ship mittens off my bread, she said,