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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Dylan todd Sparks, new

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Speaker 1: guidance counselor here Elementary. Now you've been waiting for my

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Speaker 1: phone call. So nice to meet you, Dylan todd Sparks.

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Speaker 1: You probably know me from my books Putting the Spark

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Speaker 1: Back in your Life todd Sparks spark Up another one,

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Speaker 1: and my third book that I'm working on, todd Sparks

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Speaker 1: Sparking a easy what is necessary? I can't say that

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Speaker 1: I do. But but did they sound good? Great titles?

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Speaker 1: If you haven't read them, don't worry about that. I'm

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Speaker 1: giving everybody a few copies beginning of the school year.

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Speaker 1: Look at every page twice because there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: valuable information in there. Yeah. Okay, really looking forward to

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Speaker 1: crack cracking into those um worrying about Dylan. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing about here's the thing about my book series. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and my Motivation speaking series and really all of the

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Speaker 1: things that I do. You won't be really cracking into

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Speaker 1: those books. Those books will be cracking into you. Once

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Speaker 1: you get started, you'll be feeling so good tod Sparks

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Speaker 1: were putting the spark back in your life, and you

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Speaker 1: won't be able to put it down. So it is

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Speaker 1: kind of like crack. I guess yeah, we should we

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Speaker 1: talk about the protocol. They spoke about an orientation. The protocol,

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Speaker 1: he says. And when I say he, I was talking

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Speaker 1: about you, Dylon, Yeah, and everybody at the orientation. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what todd Sparks did with that protocol

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Speaker 1: for the school year, for all the teachers. I filed

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Speaker 1: it away in my square file by my desk, and

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Speaker 1: I let a match, and I put a spark back

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Speaker 1: in its life because I burned it up. Because todd

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Speaker 1: Sparks does things a little bit differently. Protocol is going

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Speaker 1: to be completely different than what you heard about in

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Speaker 1: the orientation. Todd Sparks is about to put the spark

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Speaker 1: back in this school, starting with you. Dylan. Huh, how

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Speaker 1: does that work exactly? You know what I hear in you, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be a tough thing to hear. It

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Speaker 1: might sting a little bit, but it will help get

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Speaker 1: the spark back in your life. I'm hearing you a

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Speaker 1: little down, Trod, and I'm hearing some questions. I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: that you're not sure about the future. And I'm here

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Speaker 1: to tell you, Dylan, that if you're sure about who

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Speaker 1: you are inside and about everything you can do and

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Speaker 1: your power, there is no questions about the future. All

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Speaker 1: you have to know is the future is Dylan. Yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So just to be clear, you don't have any curriculum

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Speaker 1: or any anything different that you're gonna put forth once again, Dylan, Dylan, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be a little more work than I thought,

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Speaker 1: but that's fine. Todd Sparks doesn't mind getting dirty. I

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Speaker 1: hear more questions, more doubt, questions, and doubt about the future. Here.

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Speaker 1: I have a good question. Have you worked with kids before?

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Speaker 1: Because kids their pants and have panic attacks? What is

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Speaker 1: todd Sparks? You know who else? You know? Who else

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Speaker 1: is their pants and has panic attacks? Dylan me, todd Sparks,

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Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. How could todd Sparks, the

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Speaker 1: writer of such classics as todd Sparks putting the spark

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Speaker 1: back in your life? Todd Sparks spark up another one,

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Speaker 1: and todd Sparks sparking an easy what is necessary due

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Speaker 1: out soon? How could he his pants from anxiety five

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Speaker 1: years ago. Todd Sparks wasn't the same. Todd Sparks is

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Speaker 1: on the phone with you now. I didn't have the

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Speaker 1: spark back in my life. The only spar that I

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Speaker 1: had was to a meth pipe. Okay, man, I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: a lot about todd Sparks and nothing about the kids

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Speaker 1: in the protocol in the school. You don't want me

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Speaker 1: to ask questions because well, you don't have a plan

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Speaker 1: for these kids. Yea, I need answers, and you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna give them to me. There's a popular saying that

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you might have heard, Dylan, if you fail

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Speaker 1: to plan, plan to fail. I think you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking. I'm talking about the fact that nobody's ever

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Speaker 1: become a millionaire if they didn't fail a few times.

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Speaker 1: So yees, Dylan, you're one hundred percent correct todd Sparks

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Speaker 1: putting the spark back in your life. And I am

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Speaker 1: going to fail this year. I'm gonna fail a lot,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, You're gonna fail. We're all gonna fail.

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Speaker 1: But nobody ever becomes a success without failure. So no,

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Speaker 1: I haven't planned a thing. You really are an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Aren't you. You even got that quote wrong. Man. It

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Speaker 1: means you should plan. That is the whole point. It's

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Speaker 1: too planned. If you don't plan, you will fail. You

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Speaker 1: The quote is if you fail to plan, plan to fail.

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Speaker 1: It means fail on purpose. Don't have a plan, just go.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. I was someone like you got

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Speaker 1: through the cracks. But this is not acceptable. Will tell

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Speaker 1: you all about crack stealing. I don't want to smoking crack.

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Speaker 1: But okay, so you have read my book Jesus, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've had a crack problem. I've had all kinds of problems.

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Speaker 1: Todd Sparks used to be high on life. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: just high on anything I can get my hands on.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I am. I am done. This

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Speaker 1: is I'm calling Laura right now. You can get fired. Well,

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Speaker 1: don't do it. Don't do that because this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend. Haley set you up. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: no matter who's gonna be can't be worse than Todd

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Speaker 1: Barks right. Oh my god, We'll tell you a lot

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Speaker 1: of people say that about me, Todd Sparks in my life,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, they've been right every single time.

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